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Come and have a look.
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Girls, the things sold here are cheap.
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Take a look, there are only
good deals today.
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I thought you had something to tell me.
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I didn't expect that your dream is
actually to look at cute little things
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with friends on the way home from school.
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That's too much.
Why did you have to say such things?
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I am not your friend.
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What is this, a short sword?
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It's beautiful.
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Do you like this sword?
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Yes.
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This is the short sword that Megumin
helped you choose? It's great!
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She said this short sword is better.
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Don't take me wrong.
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I was only suggesting that
you choose the one I like
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because of your hesitation
and indecisiveness.
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What's wrong with you today? Geez.
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Yunyun,
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since you are going to challenge me to
a showdown anyway later today,
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I have come up with an interesting game.
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Use the short sword you're so proud of
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to quickly stab between my fingers.
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What?
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Come on, stab as much as you want.
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Ready, start.
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One, two...
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Hold on!
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No way. I can't do such kind of things.
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What's wrong?
If you don't stab between all my fingers,
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before I count to ten,
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then you lose.
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Five, six, seven...
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Enough!
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That's okay!
I'll take it as another failure then.
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Also, I'll share my lunchbox with you!
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(Konosuba: An Explosion on This Wonderful World!)
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(Episode 2: Taboos of the Magic School)
I'm back.
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Sis, welcome back!
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Look at you. Your whole body
is covered in mud.
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Did you go out to play again,
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even though Dad and Mom asked us
to watch the house?
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After I defeated the big brother
who sells newspapers,
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I went to play with him.
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Did you win against him again today?
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You are truly my little sister.
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Then I found a toy
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and now I'm playing with it.
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Sister, do you want to join me?
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A toy?
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You have nice fragrance on your body.
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Oh my, you really live up to
being my little sister.
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This is a souvenir,
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a sandwich made with the lamb
offered to the devil god.
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Come on, eat to your heart's content.
Eat until your stomach bursts.
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Amazing! I feel like
I'm the Devil King now.
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That dinner I caught,
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just consider it as tomorrow's breakfast.
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What did you catch?
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I caught a big prey!
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You're so thoughtful.
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Komekko, good job.
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Wait for me a moment.
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What exactly did she catch?
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Did she catch a cicada or a cricket?
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The rhinocero beetles
have a strong earthy smell,
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so it doesn't taste very good.
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However, after being fried,
it should be edible.
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That's...
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Look!
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This is the ferocious black monster
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that I finally defeated
after a fierce battle.
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You really caught a big prey.
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I worked very hard to catch it back.
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Although it initially
struggled desperately,
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it became quiet after I bit it.
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Winning is definitely a happy thing,
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but you can't just bite things like that.
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Is that so?
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Do you want to have some of it?
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I am very full now.
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You can have all of it. It's okay.
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By the way, can you give
this little furball to me?
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So, what should I do with it?
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Megumin.
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Megumin!
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Good morning.
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Why are you showing that expression?
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What is it?
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It's my familiar.
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Familiar?!
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I thought only in fairy tales could
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there be wizards who
could summon familiars.
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Look at it.
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Look at the pitiful and
fearless expression.
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It's too scary.
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It must want to disguise itself
as an innocent and naive little cat,
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and then steal our lunch for its owner.
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I hate to admit it,
but I'm willing to give my lunchbox to it.
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This way, the expenses
on its food are saved.
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But it's way too popular.
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Would it be that
it has the power of enchantment?
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It feels soft and fluffy.
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Have you given it a name, Megumin?
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Not yet.
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Although it's a familiar,
is it okay that you bring it here?
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If I leave it alone at home,
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I cannot guarantee that
it will be safe in such an environment.
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What kind of environment
are you talking about?
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Although it is very cute,
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I don't know if the teacher
would allow it to be in the school.
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It is not allowed to be in the school.
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Sir.
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It is a familiar that feeds
on my magic power.
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If it separates from me,
it would die soon.
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Still not allowed.
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What's the point of raising a familiar
if you can't even use magic?
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Our school prohibits familiars
and also snacks.
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Okay, put it back
where it originally belongs to.
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Sir, it is a fragment of the soul
and an embodiment of the dark side.
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We are inseparable.
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What? You said it's
a fragment of the soul?
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If it separates from me, it is very likely
to go crazy and become huge.
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Okay, I allow it to be in the school.
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That's right, it can also emit
dark matters...
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Oh, I'm allowed to bring it here?
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What you said deeply moved me.
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I'll give you an additional
ten points for your grade.
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Things would become very interesting
with its existence.
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Just keep it on.
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Okay. Thank you, Sir.
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Alright, now that the commotion
with the familiar has been resolved,
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let's start our class.
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Although I really want to say that,
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what we're going to learn today
is a special course.
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Special course?
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In fact, the seal of
the Tomb of the Evil God,
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which is one of the tourist attractions
in our village, has weakened.
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This has caused nearby monsters
to become more active.
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Quiet!
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The dangerous monsters have already
been driven away by the NEETs...
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Well, by the brave villagers
who had spare time.
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Now there are only weaker monsters
left over there.
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Therefore,
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you all need to use the method
called "breeding" that has been
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passed down in our Crimson Demon Clan
to quickly increase your level.
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That's it. Please gather
at the school field in 30 minutes.
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Also, remember to organize yourselves
into groups beforehand.
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I'm done speaking.
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-What to do?
-We must group in advance.
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We only have 30 minutes.
We need to make a quick decision.
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What's wrong?
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Well, the teacher said
we must form groups.
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So?
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Well, I mean...
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Hey Megumin,
if you don't have a partner yet,
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do you want to team up with me?
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Okay.
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Huh?
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Geez.
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Yunyun, this time I will...
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Hey Yunyun,
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do you want to join our group?
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Since you always can't
find a team member,
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we'll let you join our team.
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Do you really not mind me
joining your group?
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Of course not, after all
we are classmates.
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It's no different from
being with a friend.
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A-A friend.
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That's settled then. Let's go.
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Mm.
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This is what they call being cuckolded.
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I haven't been cuckolded!
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Next, we will begin the special course.
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Those who didn't bring their own weapons,
use these weapons instead.
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We, the Crimson Demon Clan can temporarily
enhance our physical bodies with magic.
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We can naturally use this power
as long as we concentrate our minds.
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First one, Arue.
Try to strengthen your body.
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My magic, flow through my veins,
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and grant strength to my limbs.
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Impressive!
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Sir, all of these weapons
are just for show.
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They are extremely lightweight.
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Yunyun, your grade
will be reduced by five points.
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What?!
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Next, we'll perform our
Crimson Demon Clan's "breeding" ritual.
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Freeze Bind.
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Come on, you guys. Try to defeat it.
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Does so-called breeding
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just mean eliminating immobile monsters?
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It has already been weakened by my magic
and is now on the brink of death.
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You can rest assured.
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Alright, who will be the brave hero
to defeat this evil monster
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and gain a reputation for victory?
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A genius should be
the first one to go on stage.
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Let me do it.
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Megumin.
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Your courage is admirable.
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No wonder you are the top.
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I'm going to prepare for other breedings.
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Work hard and level up.
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Do you really want to do it?
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Although it would be very painful,
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this is the fate of the Crimson Demon Clan
who live for battles.
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Leveling up by killing dying monsters.
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It is too easy.
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Evil monster, listen to my requiem.
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Rest in eternal slumber.
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Here I go!
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Wait a minute, labeling it as weak
is misleading people!
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Darn it, you're just
a cold-blooded animal.
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Take my punch!
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I-I won.
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(Konosuba: An Explosion on This Wonderful World!)
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Yunyun, you should start quickly.
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We need to quickly hunt and kill it,
and then find the next target.
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But I accidentally made
eye contact with it.
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You are the second best student
in terms of grades.
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Please demonstrate it for us to see.
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I'm sorry, but I still can't do it.
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What?!
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We, the Crimson Demon Clan,
are not such a soft-hearted clan.
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Isn't it simple to eliminate
immobile monsters?
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Are you being held back
by a little thing again?
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Come on, turn this pitiful bunny
with big round eyes
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into your sacrifice.
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You are too strong.
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Stop it. Let me go.
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No way.
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We are the cold-blooded
Crimson Demon Clan.
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It should be easy to deal with
immobile monsters.
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I apologize.
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I'll apologize. Please stop.
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It's begging for mercy from me.
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Then just let it die quickly
and painlessly.
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Sorry.
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Megumin, you made Dodonko cry.
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What is that? What is it?
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I didn't expect to see a Gargoyle here.
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Is this also the result of
the resurrection of the Evil God?
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Why would such a dangerous monster
appear here?
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I'm afraid the seal of the petrified
potted plant has been broken.
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What's that?
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That seems to be a hobby
popular among some adults in the village.
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What you said reminds me of that.
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Those people really love to
do stupid things.
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Burning Flash!
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What was that?
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I was about to say that
I finally heard a human voice.
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Turns out it's you, Megumin.
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Bu-Bukkororii?!
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Who is this guy?
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I think this guy seems to be...
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Are you Megumin's friends?
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My name is Bukkororii.
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I am an Arch Wizard,
a controller of advanced magic.
259
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I am the son of the top shoe store owner
in the Crimson Demon Clan,
260
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:42,708
and I will soon inherit the shoe store.
261
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:47,708
By the way, can you pull me up from here?
262
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:50,083
Why are you here
in the depths of the forest,
263
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:52,083
and in a hole?
264
00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:54,750
I'm here for Soketto.
265
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:59,208
Soketto, the most beautiful girl
in Crimson Demon Clan?
266
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,167
Yes, and Mr. Bukkororii
267
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,750
is a stalker of Miss Soketto.
268
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,083
I'm not a stalker.
269
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:07,833
I just want to express my love
directly to her.
270
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,708
That's right. The reason
why I dug this hole trap
271
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is also out of my love.
272
00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:16,083
Soketto practices alone
in this forest every day.
273
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,250
She is not only beautiful and cute,
but also very strong.
274
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,917
She is too amazing to handle.
275
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,083
And...
276
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:23,792
I heard that she likes lightning magic,
so I used that spell.
277
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,958
That magic will instantly turn
her vision white, blinding her.
278
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:28,375
In other words,
279
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:31,458
it would be natural for her
to accidentally fall into this hole
280
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:33,292
on the ground due to carelessness.
281
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:36,500
And she doesn't know how to use
teleportation yet.
282
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,375
So she would definitely be troubled
by not being able to get out of the hole.
283
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:41,167
At this time, I would appear gracefully
and rescue her.
284
00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:44,417
Ah, I suffered a lot just to dig a hole
that was of the perfect depth.
285
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:46,917
Look.
286
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,542
My hand can just reach hers, right?
287
00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:53,208
Disgusting.
288
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:57,000
However, I forgot that
I cannot use teleportation, either,
289
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,917
so I ended up like this.
290
00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:03,333
Okay, girls,
291
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,292
pull me up from here.
292
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:07,917
It's really disgusting.
293
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:08,833
It's ridiculous.
294
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:09,500
It's scary.
295
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:10,917
Wh-Why?
296
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:14,625
I just want to hold
Soketto's hand legally.
297
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:18,458
You should be reincarnated
and start a new life.
298
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:19,417
Reincarnated?
299
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,917
Let's bury the kitchen waste here.
300
00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:23,958
Wait, don't leave me here.
301
00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:25,750
At least get me out of here.
302
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,750
Please! Hey!
303
00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:39,458
The village is unexpectedly
emitting black smoke. What's going on?
304
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,417
What happened to everyone in the village?
305
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,708
No way.
306
00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:46,917
Light of Saber!
307
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My beloved students at my school.
308
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:56,958
Sir!
309
00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:58,167
Are you all okay?
310
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,375
We're fine. But...
311
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:02,333
But the village has been invaded
by Gargoyle's army.
312
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,250
If this continues,
the village will be finished.
313
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,792
I never expected that
the Gargoyle potted plant I raised
314
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:11,167
would cause such a disaster.
315
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,917
Is this a curse on the red-eyed,
316
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:17,833
or a punishment on arrogant humans?
317
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:21,083
My beloved students,
you don't need to worry.
318
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:26,542
In front of you is the battle-hardened
principal of the Crimson Prison.
319
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:30,333
We're not the only ones
who would go through tough times to grow.
320
00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:33,667
I am Chekera.
321
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:37,417
I am an Arch Wizard and also the owner
of a top clothing store of the Crimson Demon Clan.
322
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:38,917
I am Shikobei.
323
00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:41,833
I am an Arch Wizard and also the top
fisherman of the Crimson Demon Clan.
324
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,292
I am Chakamiya.
325
00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:46,333
I am an Arch Wizard and also the owner
of a top baker store of the Crimson Demon Clan.
326
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,917
I am Torotsuke.
327
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:51,917
I am an Arch Wizard and also the owner
of a top coffee store of the Crimson Demon Clan.
328
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,958
Now is the time for us to work together.
329
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:58,250
Light of Saber!
330
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:03,042
The king of storm,
show your tyrannical power.
331
00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:04,542
Inferno!
332
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,167
The hellfire that devours all things,
333
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:09,667
burn down the enemies before me.
334
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:11,667
Energy Ignition!
335
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,042
A-Amazing!
336
00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:21,875
The Gargoyles were eliminated like ants.
337
00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:25,917
In front of the red-eyed,
all enemies will turn into ashes.
338
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,708
So this is the advanced magic.
339
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:34,458
Before graduation, we can also
master that powerful magic, right?
340
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:37,208
Every kind of magic is
indeed very powerful,
341
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:40,375
and their strength is also
extremely strong. However...
342
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,958
These magics are still different
from that magic. What I want is not this.
343
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,375
No matter the burning heat on the skin,
344
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,667
the shocking impact on the body,
345
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,917
the smell of exploding soil,
346
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:55,833
or the stinging glare and
black smoke that hurt my eyes,
347
00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,917
they are all different from
that person's magic.
348
00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:02,375
They are completely different from
the explosion magic.
349
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,125
Tornado!
350
00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:05,042
Earthshaker!
351
00:19:05,042 --> 00:19:06,750
Summon Lightning Storm!
352
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,750
Huh?
353
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,625
My family's store is on fire.
354
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:17,708
Huh?
355
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:20,250
Crimson Laser!
356
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:24,417
Laser!
357
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,625
-Laser!
-Hey! Hold on!
358
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,875
Hey teachers, stop it.
359
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,625
Don't attack there anymore.
360
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:32,292
Dimension Hell Breaker!
361
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,500
Burn it up!
362
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,583
The day of celebration has arrived.
363
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,708
Our beautiful village
has actually turned into this.
364
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,958
Our long-standing utopia, final fantasy,
365
00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:02,208
hailed as the supreme
treasure of dragons,
366
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:03,875
has turned into this.
367
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,333
This is the signature of our bar.
368
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:14,000
The darn Evil God trampled
369
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,875
on our peaceful life.
370
00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:22,000
Well. This seems to be
all the teachers' fault.
371
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:25,542
Despite being ravaged by evil beasts,
372
00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:30,458
the sky is red, the earth is torn apart,
373
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:35,917
and the water stinks. The Crimson Demon's
bloodline must continue.
374
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:38,833
This is a test given to us by heaven.
375
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,250
Principal.
376
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:02,250
Oh my, I didn't expect the village
to be restored just in one day.
377
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:04,042
We, the Crimson Demon Clan
are really powerful, Megumin.
378
00:21:05,292 --> 00:21:07,958
However, the principal and the others
were heavily criticized
379
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:10,250
on the parent-teacher meeting yesterday
due to the disturbance.
380
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,125
Megumin.
381
00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:13,292
They have to be scolded.
382
00:21:13,292 --> 00:21:16,792
My mom also complained that it took
a whole night just to do the repairs.
383
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:18,333
Is that the crux of the problem?
384
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:21,333
Because lack of sleep is worse to their skin
than facing the Gargoyles, right?
385
00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:22,542
Megumin.
386
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,167
Hold on.
387
00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:29,333
Why do you call that
little black furball Megumin?
388
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:33,750
Because it is your familiar
and also a fragment of your soul.
389
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,042
And it doesn't have a name.
390
00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:37,542
So of course we have to call it Megumin.
391
00:21:37,542 --> 00:21:38,833
Right, Megumin?
392
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:41,375
Stop it! Shut up!
393
00:21:41,375 --> 00:21:42,667
What's wrong with you?
394
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:44,000
Did it not only steal your cuteness,
395
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,125
but also your intelligence
and rationality?
396
00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:48,750
She's really annoying, right, Megumin?
397
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:49,458
You guys are so annoying!
398
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:51,958
Piss off!
399
00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:53,958
Piss off!
400
00:23:25,458 --> 00:23:26,750
NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW
Megumin, it's bad!
401
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:28,333
(Episode 3: Crimson Demon Village's Guardians)
The graduate, Mr. Bukkororii
402
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:30,167
came to chat with us about
some strange topics related to love.
403
00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:33,083
What did you say? The NEET with
no strength is really disgusting.
404
00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:34,542
Too much! You actually said such things
about someone who is like a brother to you.
405
00:23:34,542 --> 00:23:36,583
I never considered
that person as my brother.
406
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,042
You are really unreasonable.
407
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,958
Next episode, we'll also bring your school
408
00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:39,750
an explosion!
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