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My stepmom's help with my social life
just makes things weirder.
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Her idea of helping me make friends is
just making things worse.
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I know she cares, but now I just look
like the lonely class weirdo. Here's the
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living room.
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Here's where Ryan plays music.
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He loves to play the guitar and the
keyboard.
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Yeah, I actually play guitar too, so
whatever.
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We'll wait till you meet him.
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You're so fun.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Here you can do whatever you want.
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Come over here.
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Okay.
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Get on the couch.
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Um, sure.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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You can have a little fun until he comes
down.
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Really?
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What? I mean, are you sure?
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You should let me show you.
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Please do.
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Hey, Mom!
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Oh, shit.
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Hey, sweetie.
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Hey.
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Johnny, this is Ryan.
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Oh. Oh.
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Hey, what's up, man?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Oh, I'm Ryan.
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Cool. Yeah.
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So, your mom tells me you play guitar?
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Yeah.
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Cool. Yeah, I like to play.
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Yeah, I mean, I jam.
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So, maybe we could... You want to jam?
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Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't mind sticking
around for a little bit longer, I guess.
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I got nothing going on.
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Okay, cool.
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Very cool.
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Go upstairs?
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Uh, sure. Yeah, like, are we gonna go
upstairs?
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Sure. I guess we're going upstairs.
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Bye, sweetie.
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Yeah, dude.
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You got some nice, uh, guitars.
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Mom really spoiled you, huh?
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Yeah, she does.
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That's cool.
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So, uh, what kind of music do you like?
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I don't know, man. I like rock,
whatever.
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Yeah, so, like, do you have a favorite
band or something?
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No, dude, yeah, sure.
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Um, Nickelback.
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Yeah, I love Nickelback. Yeah, I'm sure
you do, dude.
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Oh, being sarcastic at all.
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Yeah, like that? Like, minor?
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Cool guitar, sir.
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Yeah, you like that one?
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Love that.
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Hey, I'll be right back. I've got to use
the bathroom.
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Okay.
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Hi.
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Um, I was thinking about heading out,
actually, back to my place.
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You're not going anywhere.
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Oh, okay.
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Shit. Um,
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what about Ryan?
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I told you I had a surprise for you in
here.
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Oh, yeah.
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What if he hears us?
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Oh, don't you worry about him. Nothing
can take away his attention from his
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music. Well, almost nothing.
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Okay.
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Do you have to
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promise me something?
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Anything.
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Promise me you'll be best friends with
my sweet pumpkin pie.
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Very best friends, I promise. Please.
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You promise?
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Anything. Just please suck my dick.
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Your dick is so big.
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Yeah. But not as big as Robin's.
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Wait, what?
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How do you know how big your son's dick
is?
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It even tastes more saltier than he
does.
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How did you... Wait, do you guys really,
like... I mean, I heard rumors at
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school, but you guys don't really do
that, do you?
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This is crazy.
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Ryan's lucky to have a mom like you.
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I'd do anything for my baby boy.
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One lucky kid.
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Yes,
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that's it.
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You're going to come over more often.
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Well, I will because I'm going to be
best friends with your son.
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I knew you two would get along.
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Yeah. I knew you two were going to get
along just great.
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Told you it'd be fun here.
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Yeah.
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I'm having fun.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, you're good.
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Wow.
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Wow,
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that pussy is so tight.
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have a friend like you.
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Yeah, he's lucky to have a mom like you.
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I can't believe he used to suck on these
when he was a baby.
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Oh, he still does.
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Wait, what?
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That's so weird.
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Fuck. Yeah.
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I knew you were a good choice.
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah.
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Shit.
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Well, hi, Pete.
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Oh, hey, dude.
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You know what it looks like?
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It's okay.
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My mom's pussy is the best, isn't it?
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Well, how would you know that?
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Should we show them how we have fun?
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Uh -huh.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Do the rumors at school are true?
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You're having fun, right?
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I'm having a blast.
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I mean,
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wow. It's all right with me.
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Hey, I like to share with my friends.
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Cool, man.
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I think we're going to be good friends
after all.
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Wow,
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you really suck at sunscreen.
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Wow, you guys really do
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You guys, like, do this all the time?
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All the time.
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You should come over more often for some
playdates.
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I come over every day.
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Do you like that, sweetie pie?
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Yeah, I love it.
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Want some more playdates?
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Yeah.
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Why don't you climb up on the stick?
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This feels amazing.
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Yeah, it's so tight, isn't it? Yeah.
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Okay, what do you mean?
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You mean you've been in there? Of
course.
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Let's show them how it's done.
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Yeah.
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Damn, dude, you're doing some creep.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Best friends play together, right?
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Definitely, bro. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah,
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suck that dick.
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Yeah, you like watching mom suck my
dick?
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Yeah, fuck yeah.
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She's so good at it. Yeah, she is.
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Oh, yeah.
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Shit man, we could've been hanging out
months ago.
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I should probably turn her off today.
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Yeah, she's really riding that dick,
huh? Wow.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Squeeze that pussy.
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I told you so.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Be gentle.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck.
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Oh, God.
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Freaky fail, man.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's right down low, sir.
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Yeah.
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I don't know. I don't remember.
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It slides right up that tight. Let's
see.
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Oh, yeah. That's right.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Oh, that's a pretty pearl necklace.
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Yeah.
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You're going to have another one when
the time works out. That's what I was
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thinking.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Yeah, yeah, like stroking. Oh, yeah.
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That's right. Good girl.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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fuck. That's so good.
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That's right. Oh, fuck.
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So pretty.
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Oh, yeah, just like that.
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That's right.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm
-hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, yeah.
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Your mom takes it right down the throat.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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to feisty. Oh, yes.
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I'll be with that shit.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's right. Good girl.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, fuck. That's right. Oh,
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yeah. Oh,
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yeah. Uh -huh.
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I don't know if it's tight or if it's
your throat.
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I think I'll feel so heavy.
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Yeah, you do.
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Watch your ass bounce on your tongue.
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Oh yeah.
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I am going to make your mom come. I am
going to make your mom come.
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Yeah, that's my new best bud.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mommy.
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That's what I call sleep.
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Oh, there's a pretty pussy.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. So tight, isn't it? So
fucking tight.
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How are you?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh. Uh
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-huh.
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Feels so good.
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Yeah, yeah
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Mm -hmm.
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Nice set of lips on both ends
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you're going to make mommy cry, huh?
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Mommy's going to cry.
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Mommy's going to cry.
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You're going to make mommy cry.
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Oh yeah, mommy loves that car.
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Yeah, just like that.
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I think we should all go.
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You want me like that?
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Oh, fuck you.
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Mommy's ready for some milk.
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Here, come on.
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Get down there. Come on.
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I'm going to taste you.
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I'm going to taste you both.
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Give it to me.
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Oh, shit.
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Damn.
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Good boys.
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Mom, that was crazy.
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I don't think you're as much of a dork
as I thought.
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See? We can be friends. Best friends.
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Yeah.
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Mm -hmm.
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