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[hopeful music]
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[doorbell rings]
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JENNIFER WILLIAMS?
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AND YOU ARE?
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CYRUS.
CYRUS HARRY?
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YOU USED TO CALL MY CY IF IT'S--
IF IT'S REALLY YOU.
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I--I'M TRYING TO FIND
THE JENNIFER WILLIAMS
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I KNEW 23 YEARS AGO.
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WE SPENT A LONG WEEKEND
AT THE JERSEY SHORE?
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SHE WAS VISITING A FRIEND...
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THAT LASTED
LONGER THAN USUAL.
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THAT'S IT FOR LANSDALE.
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PACK IT UP.
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LET'S MOVE ON TO PHILLY.
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[groans]
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SERIOUSLY,
YOU GONNA COMPLAIN?
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HOW MANY LIMO DRIVERS
ARE MAKING SIX FIGURES?
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CY, YOU'RE MY LITTLE COUSIN,
AND I LOVE YOU,
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AND YOU'VE BEEN
MORE THAN GENEROUS.
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I'M UPSET BECAUSE
YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME
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OVER SOME FADED MEMORY
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WHEN THERE IS A WORLD
OF PLEASURE OUT THERE.
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THE KIND OF CASH YOU GOT
BUYS A LOT OF IT.
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COME ON.
...BE LIKE THAT.
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I'VE JUST BEEN
DRIVING AROUND ALL DAY.
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I'M A LITTLE CRANKY.
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[groans]
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HEY!
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MY LEG WON'T MOVE.
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ARE YOU GONNA STARE,
OR ARE YOU GONNA CALL 911?
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[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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PARTIAL PARALYSIS.
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HEAD CT AND LP
SHOWED NOTHING.
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SPINAL MRIs
AND EMG WERE CLEAN.
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BRAIN SYMPTOM, YET NOTHING SEEMS
TO BE WRONG WITH HIS BRAIN.
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REFRIGERATOR MECHANIC,
NO FAMILY, IN AND OUT OF WORK.
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HE JUST WON $42 MILLION
IN THE STATE LOTTERY.
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I THINK I READ ABOUT
THIS LUCKY BASTARD IN THE PAPER.
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YOU SURE YOU DON'T MEAN
THE LUCKY BASTARD
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WHOSE GRANDKIDS
SNORTED HIS WINNINGS
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TILL HE DRANK HIMSELF TO DEATH
WITH DRAIN CLEANER?
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OR THE LUCKY BASTARD WHO WAS
FOUND NAKED AND PENNILESS
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IN A STRIP CLUB PARKING LOT
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WITH HIS WINNING NUMBER
TATTOOED ON BOTH TESTICLES?
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NEURO-OTOLOGICAL PATHOLOGY COULD
HAVE CAUSED LOSS OF BALANCE.
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CALORICS WERE NORMAL.
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SURE, SOME PEOPLE
WILL SCREW UP ANYTHING,
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BUT SOME WON'T.
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THAT KIND OF CASH,
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HE HAS A CHANCE TO TURN
A MISERABLE LIFE AROUND.
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MISERABLE STAYS MISERABLE.
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HAPPY DOESN'T BUY LOTTERY
TICKETS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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OUR LEVEL OF HAPPINESS
IS SET.
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IT'S IN OUR DNA.
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NO CASH PAYOUT'S
GONNA CHANGE THAT.
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IT'S LIKE
THERE'S TWO OF ME.
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THE GUY REPAIRS APPLIANCES.
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HE'S PROBABLY GOT
TOXIC BRAIN DAMAGE
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FROM YEARS OF WORKING
WITH TOXIC CHEMICALS.
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OR HIS SUDDEN DISEASE
CAME FROM HIS SUDDEN MILLIONS.
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HE'S BUYING SOMETHING,
COLLECTING SOMETHING,
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CERAMICS, PRECIOUS METALS,
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WHICH GAVE HIM ATHEROSCLEROSIS
OF HIS CAROTID ARTERIES.
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MY MOTHER'S LAWYER CALLED.
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SHE'S THREATENING
TO SUE THE HOSPITAL
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OVER OUR MISTREATMENT
OF HER.
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SAYS IT SLOWED
HER RECOVERY.
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YOU KNOW,
I WAS JUST THINKING
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HOW MUCH I WANT
A RELATIONSHIP WITH NO SEX
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BUT WHERE I STILL HAVE
TO DEAL WITH YOUR MOTHER.
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GO TO THE PATIENT'S
OLD WORKSHOP.
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LOOK FOR CAUSES
OF TOXIC BRAIN DAMAGE.
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GO TAKE A NEW HISTORY,
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AND SEE IF THERE'S
ANY LIFESTYLE CHANGES
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THAT WOULD EXPLAIN
ATHEROSCLEROSIS.
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GO.
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MEDICINAL.
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I'M EXPECTING A SHOOTING
PAIN IN MY ASS.
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MY MOM AND I
GOT INTO A FIGHT.
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BECAUSE OF OUR REPLACEMENT
HIP REPLACEMENT,
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SHE CAN BARELY GET AROUND
HER OWN HOUSE.
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I TOLD HER SHE HAS TO LIVE
WITH ME WHILE SHE RECOVERS.
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OH, I'M STARTING
TO GET THE CONNECTION.
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YEAH, SHE HAS A HOUSE,
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MY NAME IS HOUSE.
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YOU'RE THE DOCTOR
THAT TREATED HER,
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THAT ILLEGALLY SWITCHED
HER MEDS AFTER SHE FIRED YOU,
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THAT WENT BEHIND THE BACK
OF HER ACTUAL DOCTOR.
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THOSE BEADS FROM THAILAND.
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IF WE'RE LISTING ALL THE THINGS
THAT YOU PRESSURED ME INTO.
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THE POINT IS YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S ON THE LINE HERE,
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WHOSE NAME IS ON
HER HOSPITAL RECORDS.
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WHOSE NAME IS ON HER NAME?
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FINE.
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WE'RE BOTH ON THE LINE,
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BUT SHE WON'T DISCUSS THIS
WITH ME ALONE.
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SHE AND HER LAWYER
WANT TO MEET WITH BOTH OF US
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FOR SETTLEMENT TALKS.
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I NEED YOU IN THAT MEETING
ACTING NICE AND RESPECTFUL
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WHILE I DEFUSE THIS STUNT.
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YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT
GOING TO THAT MEETING,
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SO I'M GUESSING YOU'RE COOL
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IF I'M NOT NICE
AND RESPECTFUL EITHER.
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PICKED UP
ANY NEW HOBBIES?
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HOW'S A HOBBY
GONNA PARALYZE MY LEFT LEG?
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IF YOU WORK ON VINTAGE CARS
OR YOU'VE TAKEN UP PAINTING,
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THE FUMES CAN...
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NO CARS, NO PAINTS.
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YOU'RE A POPULAR GUY.
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POPULAR WALLET.
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THREE YEARS AGO
BEFORE I HAD A DIME,
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I HAD MY APPENDIX OUT.
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PHIL WAS THERE.
NO ONE ELSE EVEN CALLED.
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WHAT ABOUT DRUGS?
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NO DRUGS.
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LOOK, I'VE SEEN
ALL THE DOCUMENTARIES,
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I'VE READ ALL THE ARTICLES.
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I'M NOT GONNA BE
A TABLOID CLICHE.
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I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO
WITH MY MONEY.
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FIND AND BUILD A LIFE
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WITH THE ONE WOMAN
I EVER CARED FOR.
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THE POINT IS
NOTHING'S CHANGED.
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I LIVE THE SAME LIFE.
I EAT THE SAME FOOD.
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SAME CRAPPY CANNED FOOD.
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HOW MANY OF YOUR MEALS
DO YOU EAT FROM A CAN?
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MOST OF 'EM.
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I'M USED TO IT.
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I ORDER 'EM
BY THE CASE ONLINE.
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IS THAT BAD?
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YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT
THE TRICKLE DOWN EFFECT
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OF CUDDY VERSUS HOUSE
VERSUS CUDDY.
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YOU'RE READING SUBTEXT
INTO MY SILENCE?
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HOUSE GETS TO YOU
MORE THAN ANYONE.
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HOUSE THINKS
I'M A ROBOT.
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YOU THINK I'M A WUSS?
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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I THINK YOU'RE REPRESSED.
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WELL,
IT'S OUT OF YOUR CONTROL.
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TOUGH CHILDHOOD, STRAINED
RELATIONS WITH YOUR FAMILY.
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CAN'T BE EASY TRYING TO SUCCEED
IN A WHITE MAN'S WORLD.
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FIRST OF ALL, WHITE MAN,
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I'VE DONE AT LEAST
AS WELL AS YOU HAVE.
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SECOND, I DIDN'T THINK
YOU TAKE HOUSE'S VIEW
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THAT LIFE SUCKS
AND WE'RE STUCK.
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I THINK YOU'RE STUCK.
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LAST MONTH OR SO
I'VE TURNED MY LIFE AROUND.
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I'M HAPPIER THAN EVER.
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SLEEPING WITH TEN WOMEN
INSTEAD OF FOUR?
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TRY NONE.
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HE WAS CUTTING METAL...
INHALED THE DUST?
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UNLESS HE WAS SNORTING
LINES OF THE STUFF.
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NONE?
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WAS HAVING TONS OF SEX,
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AND I WAS BORED,
HATING MYSELF.
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WAS NEVER GONNA BE READY
WHEN SOMETHING REAL CAME ALONG.
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SO YOU'RE BECOMING
SOME KIND OF SUPER MONK,
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AND I CAN'T CHANGE AT ALL.
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I CHALLENGE YOU TO GO
ONE DIFFERENTIAL
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WITHOUT HOUSE OR ANYONE ELSE
GETTING UNDER YOUR SKIN.
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SINCE I SAY
NOTHING GETS TO ME
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AND YOU WON'T TAKE ME
AT MY WORD,
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO PROVE YOU WRONG?
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I GUESS YOU CAN'T.
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I HOPE THAT DOESN'T
EAT AT YOU.
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OFF-BRAND SOLVENT.
FROM CHINA.
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MADE OF GOD KNOWS WHAT.
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(Taub)
PATIENT EATS CHEAP
CANNED GOODS BY THE CASELOAD.
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COULD BE METAL POISONING?
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(Chase)
HE ALSO WORKED
WITH CUT-RATE CHEMICALS.
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COULD BE INHALATION
OF A TOXIC VOLATILE SUBSTRATE.
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(Thirteen)
TREATMENT FOR BOTH
IS CHELATION.
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GREAT WORK.
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ALKALINIZE HIS URINE
AND FORCE DIURESIS
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FOR HEAVY METAL POISONING.
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IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,
PUT HIM ON DIALYSIS
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FOR TOXIC INHALATION.
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I JUST SAID TREATMENT
FOR BOTH IS CHELATION.
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AND I SAID FORCE DIURESIS
AND TRY DIALYSIS.
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YOU NEED A TRANSCRIPT?
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YOU WANT TO PUT HIM
ON DIALYSIS,
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RISK INFECTION
AND HEMODYNAMIC SWINGS
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WHEN WE CAN JUST CHELATE?
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WHOA, WHOA.
SETTLE DOWN.
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IF WE CHELATE,
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WE'RE NOT GONNA KNOW
WHAT DISEASE HE HAD,
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WHICH MEANS WE'RE NOT
GONNA KNOW IF THE PROBLEM
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WAS IN HIS LOUSY OLD JOB
OR HIS STILL-LOUSY NEW LIFE.
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WHICH FOR THE PURPOSES
OF A METAPHORICAL ARGUMENT
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IS VERY IMPORTANT.
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POINTLESS TO ARGUE.
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HE'S THE BOSS.
HE NEEDS HIS PUZZLE SOLVED.
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WHY BANG OUR HEADS
AGAINST THE WALL?
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[elevator bell dings]
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WHEN YOU'RE DONE
WITH THE PATIENT,
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TREAT FOREMAN BY BANGING
HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WALL.
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WHERE'S THE DIALYSIS MACHINE?
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WHO CARES?
SINCE I ORDERED CHELATION.
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WE'LL FLIP A COIN, TELL HOUSE
IT WAS ONE DISEASE OR THE OTHER.
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WORST CASE, HE FINDS OUT AND
HE'S IMPRESSED WE DEFIED HIM.
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I'M SORRY. I ASKED YOU TO REMOVE
THE DIALYSIS EQUIPMENT,
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NOT THE CHELATION EQUIPMENT.
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AND DR. CUDDY ASKED ME
TO REMOVE ALL EQUIPMENT.
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SHE DE-AUTHORIZED
ALL TREATMENT.
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(Thirteen)
SHE WON'T LET US MAKE A MOVE
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UNTIL YOU AGREE
TO A SIT-DOWN
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WITH THE GODMOTHER
AND HER CONSIGLIERE.
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BITCH TO KING FOUR.
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CHECKMATE.
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PATIENT CAN'T USE HIS LEG.
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YOU HAVE TO CONCEDE.
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OR I COULD JUST KNOCK
ALL THE PIECES
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ONTO THE FLOOR.
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YOU'RE DISCHARGING ME?
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WE REALLY...
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DON'T HAVE
A GOOD LIE HERE, SO...
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(Thirteen)
YOU GOT CAUGHT
IN SOME POLITICS
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BETWEEN OUR BOSS
AND HIS BOSS,
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BUT YOU'LL BE OUT OF HERE
20 MINUTES TOPS.
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I'M NOT BETTER,
BUT YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT?
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WHICH IS WHY
IT'LL ONLY BE 20 MINUTES.
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SEE, THE DEAN OF MEDICINE
ACTS TOUGH,
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BUT SHE'S NOT REALLY.
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SHE'LL STEP IN,
READMIT YOU.
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00:09:11,795 --> 00:09:13,897
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT SHE CARES
MORE ABOUT HIS TREATMENT
227
00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:15,699
THAN THE DOCTOR WHO'S
ACTUALLY TREATING HIM.
228
00:09:15,732 --> 00:09:19,703
PHIL, SHUT UP.
229
00:09:19,736 --> 00:09:23,339
CYRUS.
230
00:09:23,373 --> 00:09:24,975
JENNIFER.
231
00:09:25,008 --> 00:09:27,410
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
232
00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:29,713
I READ ABOUT YOU
IN THE PAPER,
233
00:09:29,746 --> 00:09:32,649
SO I HOPPED THE FIRST
TRAIN FROM VIRGINIA.
234
00:09:32,683 --> 00:09:36,086
SO YOU READ THAT
HE STRUCK IT RICH?
235
00:09:36,119 --> 00:09:38,154
HE'S RIGHT.
236
00:09:38,188 --> 00:09:40,256
IT--IT MUST LOOK WEIRD.
237
00:09:40,290 --> 00:09:43,026
IT KIND OF IS WEIRD.
238
00:09:43,059 --> 00:09:45,929
WELL, WE'RE A LONG WAY
FROM THE THIRD STREET JETTY.
239
00:09:45,962 --> 00:09:48,331
I JUST WANTED TO SEE
YOU AGAIN AND SAY HI,
240
00:09:48,364 --> 00:09:52,002
SO...HI.
241
00:09:52,035 --> 00:09:57,040
HI.
242
00:09:57,073 --> 00:09:59,242
I WAS STARTING TO THINK
I'D NEVER FIND MY...
243
00:09:59,275 --> 00:10:02,679
BABY BEAR.
244
00:10:12,322 --> 00:10:14,991
OH, MY GOD.
I'M--I'M SO SORRY.
245
00:10:15,025 --> 00:10:16,026
I'M SO SORRY.
246
00:10:16,059 --> 00:10:18,128
I--I DON'T EVEN
FEEL NAUSEOUS.
247
00:10:18,161 --> 00:10:19,129
I DON'T KNOW WHY--
248
00:10:19,162 --> 00:10:21,031
YOUR HAND IS SHAKING.
OKAY.
249
00:10:21,064 --> 00:10:22,432
YOU'RE HAVING
A FOCAL SEIZURE.
250
00:10:22,465 --> 00:10:24,067
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
251
00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,136
IT MEANS YOU'RE NOT
GETTING DISCHARGED.
252
00:10:30,073 --> 00:10:31,742
(Taub)
WE WERE RIGHT
THAT IT'S A BRAIN ISSUE,
253
00:10:31,775 --> 00:10:33,777
BUT WRONG ABOUT TOXIC INHALATION
AND METAL POISONING.
254
00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:34,845
EVERYONE ELSE IS WAITING--
255
00:10:34,878 --> 00:10:36,246
THAT WAS TOTALLY
COURAGEOUS OF KHLOE
256
00:10:36,279 --> 00:10:37,848
TO TWEET ABOUT
HER WEIGHT GAIN.
257
00:10:37,881 --> 00:10:39,950
HOUSE, I'VE GOT A PATIENT
WITH A SEIZURE DISORDER
258
00:10:39,983 --> 00:10:41,051
WHO CAN'T WALK.
259
00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:41,852
ANOTHER ONE?
260
00:10:41,885 --> 00:10:43,720
THOUGHT WE KICKED OUT
THE LAST ONE.
261
00:10:43,754 --> 00:10:44,955
[door opens]
262
00:10:44,988 --> 00:10:47,190
OBVIOUSLY I'LL LET YOU
TREAT YOUR PATIENT.
263
00:10:47,223 --> 00:10:48,825
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
264
00:10:48,859 --> 00:10:53,997
WE GOT A PATIENT WITH A WALKING
DISORDER WHO CAN'T SEIZE.
265
00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:56,032
NO, WAIT.
I'M CLOSE, THOUGH, RIGHT?
266
00:10:56,066 --> 00:10:57,433
(Cuddy)
I WASN'T FINISHED.
267
00:10:57,467 --> 00:10:59,135
OF COURSE I'LL LET YOU
TREAT YOUR PATIENT
268
00:10:59,169 --> 00:11:00,837
IF YOU MEET ME HALFWAY.
269
00:11:00,871 --> 00:11:03,006
WELL, I GUESS
I'M NOT FINISHED EITHER.
270
00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:05,441
NO CLINIC HOURS
FOR THE NEXT QUARTER.
271
00:11:05,475 --> 00:11:06,877
YEAH,
THREE PARKING SPOTS,
272
00:11:06,910 --> 00:11:08,912
NEXT TO EACH OTHER,
SO I CAN PARK DIAGONALLY,
273
00:11:08,945 --> 00:11:11,982
AND THREE PAIRS
OF YOUR UNDERWEAR.
274
00:11:12,015 --> 00:11:16,953
I'M THINKING OF
TAKING UP SAILING.
275
00:11:16,987 --> 00:11:17,988
FORGET IT.
276
00:11:18,021 --> 00:11:20,290
TREAT YOUR PATIENT,
DON'T TREAT YOUR PATIENT.
277
00:11:20,323 --> 00:11:22,125
COME TO THE MEETING,
DON'T COME TO THE MEETING.
278
00:11:22,158 --> 00:11:23,326
I'M DONE PLAYING YOUR GAME.
279
00:11:23,359 --> 00:11:25,028
YOU REALIZE THE GAME
IS AUTOMATICALLY OVER
280
00:11:25,061 --> 00:11:29,432
WHEN THE LOSER LOSES, RIGHT?
281
00:11:29,465 --> 00:11:31,167
(Foreman)
NEUROLOGICAL LYME DISEASE
282
00:11:31,201 --> 00:11:34,004
EXPLAINS THE SEIZURES
AND THE PARALYSIS.
283
00:11:34,037 --> 00:11:36,206
BUT NOT THE FACT THAT CHASE
SEEMS TO BE TREATING YOU.
284
00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:39,042
HE CLAIMS HE CAN SWEAR OFF
SEX INDEFINITELY.
285
00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:43,880
ALSO CLAIMS THAT I AM A BOILING
CAULDRON OF REPRESSED RAGE.
286
00:11:43,914 --> 00:11:47,851
[computer beeps]
287
00:11:47,884 --> 00:11:50,186
YOUR THEORY IS IDIOTIC.
288
00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:55,826
THE PATIENT'S ANTIBODY TITERS
WERE NEGATIVE FOR LYME DISEASE.
289
00:11:55,859 --> 00:11:59,362
AND I SHARED A MOTEL ROOM
WITH YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND.
290
00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:05,268
YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT
ABOUT THE ANTIBODY TITERS.
291
00:12:05,301 --> 00:12:07,403
HE'S A ROCK.
292
00:12:07,437 --> 00:12:09,873
HOW'S YOUR BROTHER--
HOMELESS GUY?
293
00:12:09,906 --> 00:12:11,241
HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM
IN MONTHS!
294
00:12:11,274 --> 00:12:13,043
I DON'T KNOW.
WISH I DID.
295
00:12:13,076 --> 00:12:14,410
(Taub)
POSTURAL HYPOTENSION,
296
00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:16,947
WHICH COULD HAVE REDUCED
THE BLOOD SUPPLY TO HIS BRAIN.
297
00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,815
HE'D BE A MISERABLE WRETCH.
298
00:12:18,849 --> 00:12:20,183
ACTUALLY,
THE PROGNOSIS IS--
299
00:12:20,216 --> 00:12:21,184
OH, I'M SORRY.
300
00:12:21,217 --> 00:12:23,119
NO, I JUST MEANT HIS LIFE
IS GONNA UNRAVEL.
301
00:12:23,153 --> 00:12:26,156
IN FAIRNESS,
THAT APPLIES TO ANY DIAGNOSIS.
302
00:12:26,189 --> 00:12:28,491
[sighs]
WHY DO WE DO THIS?
303
00:12:28,524 --> 00:12:31,027
IT'S NOT POSTURAL HYPOTENSION.
HE'S NOT ORTHOSTATIC.
304
00:12:31,061 --> 00:12:32,996
(Taub)
HIS LIFE MAY UNRAVEL,
IT MAY NOT.
305
00:12:33,029 --> 00:12:34,965
HE'S NOT CHASING AFTER
MATERIAL THINGS.
306
00:12:34,998 --> 00:12:36,532
TOO BAD.
HE MIGHT ACTUALLY GET THOSE.
307
00:12:36,566 --> 00:12:37,868
(Taub)
HE'S LOOKING FOR LOVE.
308
00:12:37,901 --> 00:12:39,335
JUST TRACKED DOWN
AN OLD GIRLFRIEND.
309
00:12:39,369 --> 00:12:41,204
AND SHE'LL NEVER LIVE UP
TO THE MEMORY,
310
00:12:41,237 --> 00:12:43,306
AND THE THRILL OF FINDING
HER WILL WEAR OFF,
311
00:12:43,339 --> 00:12:47,043
AND HE WON'T EVEN BE ABLE
TO DREAM ABOUT BEING HAPPY.
312
00:12:47,077 --> 00:12:48,879
INTERESTING.
313
00:12:48,912 --> 00:12:50,947
THE PATIENT MAY HAVE FOUND
SOME LONG-AGO NOOKIE,
314
00:12:50,981 --> 00:12:52,949
BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN HE HASN'T
HAD SOME IN THE MEANTIME.
315
00:12:52,983 --> 00:12:54,250
HERPES ENCEPHALITIS.
316
00:12:54,284 --> 00:12:56,920
EXPLAINS
THE NEUROLOGICAL SYMPTOMS.
317
00:12:56,953 --> 00:12:58,454
EEG TO CONFIRM,
318
00:12:58,488 --> 00:13:00,390
I.V. ACYCLOVIR TO TREAT.
319
00:13:00,423 --> 00:13:02,859
HOW'S FOREMAN'S
BP HOLDING?
320
00:13:02,893 --> 00:13:03,860
SAME.
321
00:13:03,894 --> 00:13:05,028
THAT'S STRANGE,
322
00:13:05,061 --> 00:13:07,864
SINCE I UNPLUGGED THE LEAD
30 SECONDS AGO.
323
00:13:14,070 --> 00:13:15,271
ADMIRABLE EFFORT.
324
00:13:15,305 --> 00:13:16,439
AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT
325
00:13:16,472 --> 00:13:17,974
'CAUSE I'M SCARED
YOU MIGHT TURN GREEN
326
00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:20,343
AND RIP THROUGH
YOUR OWN CLOTHES.
327
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,082
DOWN ON THE PATIENT'S ROMANCE
328
00:13:26,116 --> 00:13:30,153
BECAUSE YOUR OWN LIFESPAN IS
SHORTER THAN DINNER AND A MOVIE?
329
00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:34,024
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID
MISERABLE STAYS MISERABLE.
330
00:13:34,057 --> 00:13:36,359
YOU KEEP SAYING IT.
SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.
331
00:13:36,392 --> 00:13:37,928
I LOVE BEING BACK,
332
00:13:37,961 --> 00:13:39,963
HAVING EVERY THEORY
YOU AND I SHARE
333
00:13:39,996 --> 00:13:42,632
USED AS PROOF OF MY OWN
PERSONAL DAMAGE.
334
00:13:50,073 --> 00:13:51,641
I'M AFRAID WE'LL
NEED YOU TO STEP OUT
335
00:13:51,674 --> 00:13:52,943
WHEN THE EEG BEGINS.
336
00:13:52,976 --> 00:13:54,477
THE WAITING AREA'S
JUST DOWN THE HALL.
337
00:13:54,510 --> 00:13:56,412
I GOT TO CATCH AN EARLY TRAIN
IN THE MORNING ANYWAY.
338
00:13:56,446 --> 00:13:57,647
NO, DON'T.
339
00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:01,351
I'LL PUT YOU UP IN A NICE HOTEL,
OR RENT YOU A FURNISHED PLACE.
340
00:14:01,384 --> 00:14:04,687
I CAME FOR THE NIGHT 'CAUSE
I WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE.
341
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,223
MAYBE GET BACK
IN YOUR LIFE A BIT,
342
00:14:07,257 --> 00:14:08,458
BUT IF I TAKE YOUR MONEY...
343
00:14:08,491 --> 00:14:12,528
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
A NICE PLACE TO STAY?
344
00:14:12,562 --> 00:14:14,564
UNLESS OF COURSE...
345
00:14:14,597 --> 00:14:16,599
YOU DON'T WANT TO STAY.
346
00:14:18,634 --> 00:14:20,036
I GUESS I COULD KEEP
MY MOTEL ROOM
347
00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:21,938
ANOTHER NIGHT OR TWO.
348
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,282
NEED A CONSULT.
349
00:14:32,315 --> 00:14:34,250
DID AN EEG ON MY PATIENT.
350
00:14:34,284 --> 00:14:36,219
TURNS OUT THE REASON
THAT PRIOR DOCTORS
351
00:14:36,252 --> 00:14:37,553
THOUGHT IT WASN'T
A NEURO PROBLEM
352
00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:39,956
IS BECAUSE IT'S
NOT A NEURO PROBLEM.
353
00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:43,526
THE EEG DID SHOW SIGNS
OF METABOLIC DISTRESS.
354
00:14:43,559 --> 00:14:45,228
WELL, SCAN HIS ABDOMEN.
355
00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:47,430
YEAH, LET'S ASSUME WE'D ALREADY
FIGURED THAT OUT ON OUR OWN,
356
00:14:47,463 --> 00:14:49,699
AND FOUND A MASS
ON THE PANCREAS.
357
00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:56,739
MASS LOOKS SOLID.
I'D SAY IT'S CANCER.
358
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:57,673
PARANEOPLASTIC SYNDROME
359
00:14:57,707 --> 00:14:59,542
WOULD EXPLAIN
THE NEUROLOGICAL SYMPTOMS.
360
00:14:59,575 --> 00:15:00,543
YOU NEED TO GET
A PIECE OF IT.
361
00:15:00,576 --> 00:15:01,744
SCHEDULE A CT-GUIDED BIOPSY.
362
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:07,017
YEAH, LET'S ASSUME WE'D ALREADY
FIGURED THAT OUT ON OUR OWN.
363
00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:10,987
THEN WHAT'S THIS CONSULT?
364
00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:12,555
WHY HAVEN'T YOU
BEEN YELLING AT ME
365
00:15:12,588 --> 00:15:15,758
ABOUT THE CUDDY TWINS?
366
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,593
BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING
THE RIGHT THING.
367
00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:20,130
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
THE SAME ISSUE?
368
00:15:20,163 --> 00:15:22,265
IS THERE SOMETHING
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
369
00:15:22,298 --> 00:15:24,200
THAT I'M RESPONDING
TO APPROPRIATELY?
370
00:15:24,234 --> 00:15:26,336
CUDDY WANTS YOU
IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS.
371
00:15:26,369 --> 00:15:27,703
SO DOES ARLENE.
372
00:15:27,737 --> 00:15:29,705
BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT
TO FACE THEIR OWN PROBLEM.
373
00:15:29,739 --> 00:15:32,775
SOMEHOW, IN YOUR KNEE-JERK,
JUVENILE WAY,
374
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:38,281
YOU TRIPPED AND FELL INTO AN
ACTUAL ADULT RESPONSE TO THIS.
375
00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:40,416
YOU'RE RIGHT.
376
00:15:44,654 --> 00:15:48,058
THAT WAS CUDDY'S
STRATEGY ALL ALONG.
377
00:15:48,091 --> 00:15:49,492
SHE WANTED ME TO THINK
378
00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:52,195
THAT SHE DESPERATELY
NEEDED ME TO BE THERE
379
00:15:52,228 --> 00:15:54,697
SO THAT I WOULDN'T BE THERE.
380
00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:03,406
WHERE IS DR. HOUSE?
381
00:16:03,439 --> 00:16:05,075
I DIDN'T WANT HIM HERE.
382
00:16:05,108 --> 00:16:07,677
THIS ISN'T ABOUT HER TREATMENT
AT PRINCETON-PLAINSBORO.
383
00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:11,214
IT'S ABOUT THE FIGHT
WE HAD LAST WEEK.
384
00:16:11,247 --> 00:16:12,815
I'D LIKE A MOMENT
WITH MY MOTHER
385
00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,485
TO TRY AND WORK THIS OUT
ON OUR OWN.
386
00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:17,553
I'M AFRAID MY CLIENT
DOESN'T WANT TO--
387
00:16:17,587 --> 00:16:19,055
IT'S MOTHER'S DAY SUNDAY.
388
00:16:19,089 --> 00:16:21,824
WE CAN'T HAVE FIVE MINUTES
ALONE TO FIX THIS?
389
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:23,293
RELAX.
YOU CAN STILL BILL ME
390
00:16:23,326 --> 00:16:26,096
FOR THE TIME
STANDING IN THE HALLWAY.
391
00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:31,701
I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME,
392
00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:33,769
BUT YOU CAN BARELY MAKE IT
UP THOSE STAIRS.
393
00:16:33,803 --> 00:16:36,139
HOW MANY NIGHTS HAVE YOU
SPENT ON YOUR COUCH?
394
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:38,108
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH OUR FIGHT.
395
00:16:38,141 --> 00:16:40,710
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY HOME,
NOT A PRISON CAMP.
396
00:16:40,743 --> 00:16:41,811
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
397
00:16:41,844 --> 00:16:44,247
I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS NOT BEING PERSONAL.
398
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,481
YOU CAN SPEND TIME
WITH RACHEL.
399
00:16:45,515 --> 00:16:46,849
I CAN WATCH OVER YOU.
400
00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:47,850
WIN, WIN.
401
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,185
MAYBE I'VE GOT
A MEDICAL THING.
402
00:16:49,219 --> 00:16:50,720
MAYBE I JUST THINK
I'M TALKING,
403
00:16:50,753 --> 00:16:52,355
BUT NO ONE CAN HEAR ME,
404
00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:55,591
NOT JUST
MY UNCARING DAUGHTER.
405
00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:56,592
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
406
00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:57,760
20 GRAND.
407
00:16:57,793 --> 00:17:00,696
I'LL HIRE HELP AND FORGET
THIS NIGHTMARE YOU PUT ME THR--
408
00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:03,566
MAKE IT 30.
I'LL PUT IN A STAIR LIFT.
409
00:17:03,599 --> 00:17:07,503
IF MY BOARD EVEN HEARS
ABOUT THESE THREATS,
410
00:17:07,537 --> 00:17:08,771
LET ALONE A SETTLEMENT,
411
00:17:08,804 --> 00:17:10,173
THEY'LL INVESTIGATE
WHAT HAPPENED
412
00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:11,107
WHILE YOU WERE HERE
AS A PATIENT.
413
00:17:11,141 --> 00:17:15,645
HOUSE AND I COULD BOTH
LOSE OUR LICENSES.
414
00:17:15,678 --> 00:17:18,481
I'VE BEEN ASSUMING
THIS IS PERSONAL
415
00:17:18,514 --> 00:17:19,782
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO ASSUME
416
00:17:19,815 --> 00:17:22,452
THAT THAT'S WHAT
MY MOTHER WANTS.
417
00:17:25,255 --> 00:17:28,624
[door opens]
418
00:17:28,658 --> 00:17:29,759
HOUSE.
419
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:30,893
EX-NOT-MOM-IN-LAW.
420
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,428
YOU SAID
YOU WEREN'T COMING.
421
00:17:32,462 --> 00:17:35,765
AFTER YOU SAID PRETTY PLEASE
WITH SUGAR ON TOP?
422
00:17:35,798 --> 00:17:37,500
PROBLEM IS WE ONLY
GIVE STORE CREDIT,
423
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:41,371
SO I SAY WE PUT YOUR OLD,
CRACKED POISONOUS HIP BACK IN.
424
00:17:41,404 --> 00:17:42,605
HERE AND NOW.
425
00:17:42,638 --> 00:17:43,606
I SAVED YOUR LIFE.
426
00:17:43,639 --> 00:17:44,640
HAPPY TO UN-SAVE IT.
427
00:17:44,674 --> 00:17:45,875
HE IS BEING AN ASS.
428
00:17:45,908 --> 00:17:47,710
IF I COULD JOIN YOU
IN SUING HIM--
429
00:17:47,743 --> 00:17:49,545
SHE'S LIKE THIS
IN BED TOO.
430
00:17:49,579 --> 00:17:51,881
ALWAYS SCHEMING TO GET
THE LAWYERS OUT OF THE ROOM.
431
00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:57,487
IF HOUSE ISN'T GOING
TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY,
432
00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,390
I KNOW A FEW JUDGES
WHO WILL.
433
00:18:04,894 --> 00:18:07,330
WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE
THE GOOD COP?
434
00:18:09,265 --> 00:18:12,302
I HAD TO RIG THE MONITOR.
435
00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:14,870
I HAD A LOT OF SALT
WITH BREAKFAST.
436
00:18:17,407 --> 00:18:18,941
YOU THINK I'M REPRESSED TOO?
437
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:21,211
I THINK YOU'RE IN DANGER
OF BEING DISSOLVED
438
00:18:21,244 --> 00:18:22,245
BY YOUR OWN STOMACH ACIDS.
439
00:18:22,278 --> 00:18:23,379
WELL, WHAT ABOUT CHASE?
440
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:25,748
BELIEVE ALL THAT NONSENSE
ABOUT HIM BEING CELIBATE?
441
00:18:25,781 --> 00:18:27,817
DON'T KNOW,
BUT I'M ROOTING FOR HIM.
442
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:29,519
READ THE STUDIES.
443
00:18:29,552 --> 00:18:31,187
THE FEWER PARTNERS YOU HAVE,
444
00:18:31,221 --> 00:18:33,889
THE HAPPIER YOU ARE
WITH YOUR ULTIMATE PARTNER.
445
00:18:33,923 --> 00:18:37,493
HMM. THEN YOU'RE
GONNA BE MISERABLE.
446
00:18:37,527 --> 00:18:38,728
THOSE STUDIES,
447
00:18:38,761 --> 00:18:41,964
IT'S IMPORTANT THAT THEY
HAVE A CONTROL GROUP.
448
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:45,801
THERE'S THE TUMOR
ON HIS PANCREAS.
449
00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:51,307
THERE'S ONE ON HIS KIDNEY
AND ONE IN HIS COLON.
450
00:18:51,341 --> 00:18:55,278
ONE LOOKS AVASCULAR,
ONE LOOKS VASCULAR.
451
00:18:55,311 --> 00:18:57,247
THE THIRD LOOKS CALCIFIED.
452
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,882
HE HAS THREE COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT CANCERS AT ONCE.
453
00:18:59,915 --> 00:19:02,885
ON AVERAGE,
NOT SO LUCKY AFTER ALL.
454
00:19:05,721 --> 00:19:07,490
HAD TO GO ALL
WILE E. COYOTE ON ME.
455
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,525
YOU TOLD ME THAT ARLENE
WANTED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.
456
00:19:09,559 --> 00:19:11,561
I HAD TO SHOW HER THAT
NO GOOD WOULD COME OF THAT.
457
00:19:11,594 --> 00:19:15,931
SERIOUSLY?
THAT'S YOUR RATIONALIZATION?
458
00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:19,535
HOW ABOUT YOU DIDN'T LIKE
THAT CUDDY TRICKED YOU?
459
00:19:19,569 --> 00:19:21,504
EVEN THOUGH YOU WANTED
THE SAME THING AS HER.
460
00:19:21,537 --> 00:19:24,407
YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT SHE GOT
THE BEST OF YOU.
461
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,509
YOU'VE GOT MORE ANGER
TOWARD HER THAN YOU REALIZE.
462
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:30,446
I'M HAPPIER WITHOUT HER.
463
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:34,417
I'M NOT STUPIDLY EXPECTING HER
TO MAKE ME HAPPY.
464
00:19:34,450 --> 00:19:37,253
I'M HAPPIER
WITH MY UNHAPPINESS.
465
00:19:37,287 --> 00:19:39,422
DO YOU LISTEN
TO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
466
00:19:39,455 --> 00:19:40,456
BECAUSE I HAVE TO.
467
00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:42,958
I'M HOLDING A SUMMIT MEETING
TO FORCE YOU AND CUDDY
468
00:19:42,992 --> 00:19:45,661
ONTO THE SAME PAGE
BEFORE A LAWSUIT GETS FILED.
469
00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:54,504
(Taub)
THREE COMPLETELY
UNRELATED CANCERS AT ONCE.
470
00:19:54,537 --> 00:19:57,440
MULTI-CANCER SYNDROME--
VON HIPPEL LINDAU?
471
00:19:57,473 --> 00:19:59,509
WOULDN'T HAVE
TOUCHED HIS COLON.
472
00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,413
I HEREBY CERTIFY
THAT DR. FOREMAN
473
00:20:03,446 --> 00:20:06,015
HAS NOT TAMPERED WITH THIS
BLOOD PRESSURE MECHANISM
474
00:20:06,048 --> 00:20:07,417
IN ANY WAY.
475
00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:09,652
AND AFTER I PROVE
I'M 100% STRESS FREE,
476
00:20:09,685 --> 00:20:11,587
DO I GET TO STRAP YOU
INTO A CHASTITY BELT?
477
00:20:11,621 --> 00:20:13,489
(Thirteen)
WHAT IF THE PATIENT'S MISSING
478
00:20:13,523 --> 00:20:15,691
A TUMOR-SUPPRESSOR GENE?
479
00:20:15,725 --> 00:20:17,760
HOW WOULD WE EVEN FIND IT?
480
00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,462
WE NEED TO BLAST HIM
WITH CHEMO NOW.
481
00:20:19,495 --> 00:20:20,363
WE CAN'T GIVE THE PATIENT CHEMO.
482
00:20:20,396 --> 00:20:22,365
HIS PLATELET COUNT'S
THROUGH THE FLOOR.
483
00:20:22,398 --> 00:20:24,334
EVEN WORSE,
IT'D CONTAIN HIS CANCERS.
484
00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:25,801
IF WE WANT TO KNOW
WHAT THEY HAVE IN COMMON,
485
00:20:25,835 --> 00:20:27,603
WE GOT TO SEE
WHERE THEY SPREAD NEXT.
486
00:20:27,637 --> 00:20:29,605
YOU WANT TO WAIT SIX MONTHS
WHILE THE CANCER SPREADS
487
00:20:29,639 --> 00:20:30,940
AND HIS SEIZURES AND
PARALYSIS GET WORSE?
488
00:20:30,973 --> 00:20:32,475
WELL, NOW,
THAT'S CRAZY TALK.
489
00:20:32,508 --> 00:20:34,043
BUT IF WE PUMP THE PATIENT
490
00:20:34,076 --> 00:20:38,348
FULL OF VASCULAR ENDOTHELIAL
GROWTH FACTOR...
491
00:20:38,381 --> 00:20:42,618
FOREMAN DOESN'T
LIKE THAT IDEA.
492
00:20:42,652 --> 00:20:46,656
[breathes heavily]
493
00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:50,660
YOU WANT TO GROW MORE
AND BIGGER CANCERS?
494
00:20:50,693 --> 00:20:53,062
WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT
THREE SMALL ONES HAVE IN COMMON,
495
00:20:53,095 --> 00:20:56,432
MAYBE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT
EIGHT BIG ONES HAVE IN COMMON?
496
00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:00,503
IS THIS IDEA REAL,
497
00:21:00,536 --> 00:21:02,505
OR ARE YOU JUST THREATENING
TO KILL THE PATIENT
498
00:21:02,538 --> 00:21:04,507
TO SCREW WITH ME?
499
00:21:08,611 --> 00:21:11,547
THIS WHOLE THING
IS IDIOTIC.
500
00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:12,615
WHAT DOES IT MATTER
WHAT'S INSIDE OF ME
501
00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:13,649
IF I KNOW
HOW TO CONTROL IT?
502
00:21:13,683 --> 00:21:15,017
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO US,
503
00:21:15,050 --> 00:21:17,920
BUT YOU MAY WANT
TO MAKE OUT A WILL.
504
00:21:17,953 --> 00:21:20,122
GO GET LOTTO BOY'S CONSENT,
505
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:22,692
AND TURN HIS CANCERS
UP TO 11.
506
00:21:30,733 --> 00:21:33,102
YOU, WHAT,
FOUND MY OLD YEARBOOK,
507
00:21:33,135 --> 00:21:35,538
AND GOT A PICTURE OF
MY HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND?
508
00:21:35,571 --> 00:21:37,640
ACTUALLY, THAT WOULD
HAVE BEEN A LOT SIMPLER.
509
00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:40,009
NO, I TOOK THIS
TEN MINUTES AGO.
510
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:45,548
YOUR HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND
WHO DUMPED YOU,
511
00:21:45,581 --> 00:21:47,383
LEAVING YOU UNABLE TO BELIEVE
512
00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:49,419
THAT ANYONE CAN REKINDLE
AN OLD FLAME.
513
00:21:49,452 --> 00:21:52,822
HE DUMPED ME AFTER
I HOOKED UP WITH HIS SISTER.
514
00:21:58,828 --> 00:22:00,963
WOULD YOU MIND
LETTING HIM DOWN GENTLY?
515
00:22:00,996 --> 00:22:04,099
I MIGHT HAVE MADE PROMISES
YOU CAN'T KEEP.
516
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,139
WE'RE GIVING YOU MORE CANCER.
517
00:22:10,172 --> 00:22:12,875
THE RISKS OF THAT
ARE KIND OF OBVIOUS.
518
00:22:12,908 --> 00:22:15,010
WE'LL SCAN YOU, RUN YOUR BLOOD
AT FREQUENT INTERVALS.
519
00:22:15,044 --> 00:22:16,512
WE BELIEVE
THIS IS OUR BEST CHANCE
520
00:22:16,546 --> 00:22:19,482
AT FINDING THE UNDERLYING
GENETIC FLAW.
521
00:22:28,591 --> 00:22:31,026
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
522
00:22:35,197 --> 00:22:36,699
DON'T BE STUPID.
523
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,468
IF THIS CANCER
OVERWHELMS ME,
524
00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:40,970
AT LEAST I'LL DIE HAPPY
HERE AND NOW,
525
00:22:41,003 --> 00:22:42,738
INSTEAD OF HOPING
FOR A FUTURE
526
00:22:42,772 --> 00:22:45,575
I MAY NEVER HAVE.
527
00:22:45,608 --> 00:22:48,010
I LOVE YOU.
528
00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:49,945
NO, YOU DON'T.
529
00:22:49,979 --> 00:22:52,648
YOU DON'T KNOW.
YOU CAN'T KNOW.
530
00:22:56,752 --> 00:22:59,088
WE BOTH NEED MORE TIME.
531
00:22:59,121 --> 00:23:01,524
AND I BELIEVE
WE'RE GONNA HAVE IT.
532
00:23:08,531 --> 00:23:10,766
DO YOU NOTICE SHE'S WEARING
DIFFERENT CLOTHES EVERY DAY?
533
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,569
AS OPPOSED TO THE SAME,
STARFLEET-ISSUED TUNIC?
534
00:23:13,603 --> 00:23:14,804
SHE SAID SHE CAME
FOR ONE NIGHT.
535
00:23:14,837 --> 00:23:15,838
WHY'D SHE PACK FOR MORE?
536
00:23:15,871 --> 00:23:17,707
SO SHE STUFFED AN EXTRA
SWEATSHIRT IN HER BAG,
537
00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:18,708
OR SHE BOUGHT SOMETHING.
538
00:23:18,741 --> 00:23:21,076
USED? SHE'S HERE BECAUSE
AN OLD BEAU STRUCK GOLD.
539
00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:22,845
SHE TURNED DOWN
A PROPOSAL.
540
00:23:22,878 --> 00:23:24,213
HOW LONG A GAME
YOU THINK SHE'S PLAYING?
541
00:23:24,246 --> 00:23:25,848
I THINK IF SHE SAID YES
AFTER 14 HOURS,
542
00:23:25,881 --> 00:23:26,816
EVEN HE'D BE SUSPICIOUS.
543
00:23:26,849 --> 00:23:29,051
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE HOT
AND SMART, BECAUSE--
544
00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:33,455
WELL, YOU'RE JUST LUCKY
YOU'RE HOT AND SMART.
545
00:23:50,906 --> 00:23:52,074
I NEED A HOOKER.
546
00:23:52,107 --> 00:23:55,745
NOT IF YOU CAN MAKE THAT WORK.
547
00:23:55,778 --> 00:23:58,648
HOW IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO RELAX YOU?
548
00:23:58,681 --> 00:24:00,816
IT'S NOT FOR ME.
IT'S FOR CHASE.
549
00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:02,117
I'M SAVING MYSELF TOO.
550
00:24:02,151 --> 00:24:03,553
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GET A COUPLE.
551
00:24:03,586 --> 00:24:05,187
YOU'RE RIDING ME.
WHY NOT RIDE HIM?
552
00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:07,523
BECAUSE I CAN GET A RISE
OUT OF YOUR BP.
553
00:24:07,557 --> 00:24:09,024
HIS PP ON THE OTHER HAND...
554
00:24:09,058 --> 00:24:11,794
FORGET YOGA.
EMBRACE ZEN.
555
00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:12,862
YOU'RE A REPRESSED IDIOT.
556
00:24:12,895 --> 00:24:14,196
HE'S A HORNY IDIOT.
557
00:24:14,229 --> 00:24:16,799
NEITHER ONE OF YOU
CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
558
00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:18,968
PRETTY SURE THAT'S ZEN.
559
00:24:23,939 --> 00:24:26,909
[voices coming
from portable TV]
560
00:24:40,055 --> 00:24:42,024
THOUGHT WE WERE MEETING
IN CUDDY'S OFFICE.
561
00:24:42,057 --> 00:24:43,693
AND I PUT ONE OF
THE RADIO FREQUENCY
562
00:24:43,726 --> 00:24:45,027
TAGGED SPONGES
FROM THE O.R.
563
00:24:45,060 --> 00:24:46,996
IN YOUR
PORTABLE TELEVISION.
564
00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:47,930
HOWEVER MUCH IT HURT,
565
00:24:47,963 --> 00:24:49,131
I DID HAVE A RIGHT
TO BREAK UP WITH YOU.
566
00:24:49,164 --> 00:24:51,834
YOU JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO HAVE
A HIDDEN PERSONAL AGENDA.
567
00:24:51,867 --> 00:24:53,035
YOU NEED TO GET OVER IT
568
00:24:53,068 --> 00:24:54,804
INSTEAD OF TORPEDOING
OUR JOBS OUT OF SPITE.
569
00:24:54,837 --> 00:24:56,872
COULDN'T JUST BE THAT
YOU'RE A PAIN PROFESSIONALLY.
570
00:24:56,906 --> 00:24:58,641
STOP!
571
00:24:58,674 --> 00:24:59,942
YOU'RE BOTH AT FAULT HERE.
572
00:24:59,975 --> 00:25:02,044
YOU FOR TRYING
TO MANIPULATE HOUSE
573
00:25:02,077 --> 00:25:02,945
WHEN YOU USED TO KNOW BETTER,
574
00:25:02,978 --> 00:25:05,948
AND YOU FOR...
BEING YOU,
575
00:25:05,981 --> 00:25:08,117
WHICH AN ESPECIALLY BAD IDEA
UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
576
00:25:08,150 --> 00:25:09,719
I HAD GOOD REASONS.
577
00:25:09,752 --> 00:25:12,054
YOU HAD LAME
RATIONALIZATIONS.
578
00:25:12,087 --> 00:25:13,789
IF I HADN'T PLAYED HIM,
579
00:25:13,823 --> 00:25:15,858
HE'D HAVE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE
MEETING AND CRASHED IT ANYWAY.
580
00:25:15,891 --> 00:25:17,192
WOULD HAVE BEEN
A LOT MORE EFFICIENT.
581
00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:18,861
ENOUGH! OKAY,
HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
582
00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:20,963
TOMORROW I DRIVE
BOTH OF YOU TO ARLENE'S.
583
00:25:20,996 --> 00:25:23,165
YOU'RE GONNA WRITE HER
A PERSONAL CHECK FOR $30,000,
584
00:25:23,198 --> 00:25:24,800
AND TELL HER SHE CAN STAY
IN HER OWN HOME
585
00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:25,801
WITH YOUR BLESSING.
586
00:25:25,835 --> 00:25:27,002
YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS
587
00:25:27,036 --> 00:25:28,838
BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY
GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOUR JOB
588
00:25:28,871 --> 00:25:30,806
AND THIS HOSPITAL
AND YOUR MOTHER,
589
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,042
AND POSSIBLY EVEN HOUSE.
590
00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:34,977
AND YOU'RE GONNA SAY,
"I'M SORRY,"
591
00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:36,879
AND NOT UTTER
ONE SYLLABLE MORE.
592
00:25:36,912 --> 00:25:38,380
BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT?
593
00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:40,650
NO, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T,
I'M GONNA TELL THE PHARMACY
594
00:25:40,683 --> 00:25:42,652
TO STOP ISSUING VICODIN
PRESCRIPTIONS IN MY NAME.
595
00:25:45,855 --> 00:25:47,222
I'M NOT PAYING FOR GAS.
596
00:25:53,295 --> 00:25:55,397
ANYTHING LOOK DIFFERENT?
597
00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:57,099
NOT YET.
598
00:25:57,132 --> 00:25:58,133
WHERE'S JENNIFER?
599
00:25:58,167 --> 00:26:01,771
SHE'S EMBEZZLING MONEY
FROM MY SWISS BANK ACCOUNT.
600
00:26:01,804 --> 00:26:03,205
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK,
ISN'T IT?
601
00:26:03,238 --> 00:26:06,241
I'M BEING TAKEN FOR A RIDE?
602
00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:08,844
I THINK
SHE WOULDN'T BE HERE
603
00:26:08,878 --> 00:26:12,147
IF YOU WERE STILL
FIXING REFRIGERATORS.
604
00:26:12,181 --> 00:26:13,749
ONE RANDOM SET OF NUMBERS
605
00:26:13,783 --> 00:26:15,718
DOESN'T CHANGE HUMAN NATURE.
606
00:26:15,751 --> 00:26:18,854
THOSE SETS OF NUMBERS
ARE WHAT KEPT ME GOING.
607
00:26:18,888 --> 00:26:20,322
CLUTCHING THOSE TICKETS,
608
00:26:20,355 --> 00:26:23,158
THINKING ABOUT THE LIFE
I COULD HAVE,
609
00:26:23,192 --> 00:26:24,426
FINDING JENNIFER AGAIN.
610
00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:27,096
SO YOU FIGURE IF ONE
LONG-SHOT DREAM CAME TRUE
611
00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:29,098
THE OTHER ONE WILL AS WELL?
612
00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:32,668
YOU THINK
YOU'RE PROTECTING ME.
613
00:26:32,702 --> 00:26:34,770
I THINK YOU'RE SAD.
614
00:26:34,804 --> 00:26:38,173
CAN'T STAND TO SEE
SOMEBODY HAPPY.
615
00:26:38,207 --> 00:26:40,876
[doorbell rings]
616
00:26:45,748 --> 00:26:48,183
MOM, HERE'S A CHECK.
617
00:26:48,217 --> 00:26:50,886
IT'S A SETTLEMENT
FOR ALL YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH.
618
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,087
OF COURSE YOU CAN
STAY IN YOUR HOME.
619
00:26:52,121 --> 00:26:54,123
IT WAS WRONG OF ME
TO SUGGEST OTHERWISE.
620
00:26:57,392 --> 00:26:59,962
I'M SORRY.
621
00:26:59,995 --> 00:27:02,131
THAT WE SAVED YOUR LIFE.
622
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:07,336
IN THE WAY THAT WE DID.
623
00:27:07,369 --> 00:27:09,138
B-PLUS.
624
00:27:09,171 --> 00:27:11,273
I HOPE THIS
RESOLVES EVERYTHING.
625
00:27:11,306 --> 00:27:14,176
I CAN TELL YOU THAT BOTH
YOUR DAUGHTER AND DR. HOUSE--
626
00:27:14,209 --> 00:27:16,145
THIS IS 30 GRAND.
627
00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:17,780
WHICH IS WHAT
YOU ASKED FOR.
628
00:27:17,813 --> 00:27:19,114
THIS COVERS
PAIN AND SUFFERING.
629
00:27:19,148 --> 00:27:22,284
WHAT ABOUT
THE PROBATE LAWYER?
630
00:27:22,317 --> 00:27:23,285
DO YOU TWO...
631
00:27:23,318 --> 00:27:25,387
I HAVE TO CHANGE MY WILL,
632
00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:26,789
LEAVE EVERYTHING TO JULIA
633
00:27:26,822 --> 00:27:29,091
SO THIS ONE DOESN'T TRY
MORE FUNNY BUSINESS
634
00:27:29,124 --> 00:27:30,259
TO GET CONTROL OF MY HOME.
635
00:27:30,292 --> 00:27:32,862
I'M SURE WE CAN TOSS IN
ANOTHER 2,500.
636
00:27:32,895 --> 00:27:35,164
WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE
TO KILL YOU TONIGHT THEN.
637
00:27:35,197 --> 00:27:37,099
MOM,
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN--
638
00:27:37,132 --> 00:27:39,034
YOU ALREADY THINK
YOU OWN MY BODY.
639
00:27:39,068 --> 00:27:40,970
WHY NOT MY HOME TOO?
640
00:27:41,003 --> 00:27:42,104
EVERYBODY STAY CALM, AND--
641
00:27:42,137 --> 00:27:44,439
YOU HAVE TO LASH OUT AT
EVERYONE WHO TRIES TO HELP YOU?
642
00:27:44,473 --> 00:27:47,109
LIVE IN YOUR OWN KITCHEN SINK
FOR ALL I CARE.
643
00:27:47,142 --> 00:27:48,210
HARSH.
644
00:27:48,243 --> 00:27:49,879
I DIDN'T THINK
YOU HAD A CASE BEFORE,
645
00:27:49,912 --> 00:27:52,181
BUT THAT IS NO WAY
TO TALK TO A PATIENT.
646
00:27:52,214 --> 00:27:55,017
(Arlene)
YOU ARE RIGHT.
647
00:28:06,528 --> 00:28:09,264
CHASE HAS HAD HIS EYES
ON THIS ONE FOR MONTHS.
648
00:28:09,298 --> 00:28:12,034
(Taub)
MEANING HE HAS EYES?
649
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,468
I PAID HER 100 BUCKS.
650
00:28:13,502 --> 00:28:14,369
WHEN HE HITS ON HER--
651
00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:16,305
MIGHT BE TONIGHT,
MIGHT BE NEXT WEEK--
652
00:28:16,338 --> 00:28:18,874
SHE'S GONNA SLAP HIM
AND STORM OFF.
653
00:28:18,908 --> 00:28:21,911
SO YOUR PLAN IS TO PROVE
YOU'RE BOTH FULL OF CRAP
654
00:28:21,944 --> 00:28:23,112
ALL IN ONE MOVE?
655
00:28:23,145 --> 00:28:25,014
FIRST HE'LL
COMPLIMENT HER HAIR.
656
00:28:25,047 --> 00:28:26,215
THAT'S HOW HE BREAKS THE ICE.
657
00:28:26,248 --> 00:28:31,020
NEXT COMES SOME KIND OF
JOKE OR STORY.
658
00:28:31,053 --> 00:28:32,254
HE'S SHARPENING HIS HARPOON.
659
00:28:32,287 --> 00:28:35,390
ARE MY MOVES
THIS PREDICTABLE?
660
00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:38,227
SHE'S GRABBING HIS ARM.
661
00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:40,062
HE'S GOING IN
FOR THE KILL.
662
00:29:07,522 --> 00:29:09,791
DON'T LET IT
GET TO YOU.
663
00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:17,199
(Taub)
POURED A LOT OF GAS
ON THE FIRE.
664
00:29:17,232 --> 00:29:19,134
ULTRASOUND WILL GIVE US
A GOOD LOOK AT THE DAMAGE.
665
00:29:19,168 --> 00:29:20,569
LITTLE MORE GEL.
666
00:29:20,602 --> 00:29:22,104
I NEVER MADE A WILL.
667
00:29:22,137 --> 00:29:23,906
I WANT TO PROVIDE FOR YOU,
IF I DON'T--
668
00:29:23,939 --> 00:29:25,274
STOP IT, WILL YOU?
669
00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:27,309
LIKE YOU TO HOLD
YOUR BREATH FOR A SEC.
670
00:29:27,342 --> 00:29:30,980
YOUR MONEY,
THERE'S CHARITIES, CAUSES.
671
00:29:31,013 --> 00:29:32,347
YOUR FAMILY.
672
00:29:32,381 --> 00:29:36,018
YOU GOT TO ASK YOURSELF
WHAT'S MATTERED TO YOU MOST
673
00:29:36,051 --> 00:29:37,319
YEAR IN AND YEAR OUT.
674
00:29:40,555 --> 00:29:42,892
THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.
675
00:29:42,925 --> 00:29:44,927
IS IT BAD NEWS?
676
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,395
NO.
677
00:29:46,428 --> 00:29:49,631
WE'VE BEEN PUMPING YOU
WITH GROWTH FACTOR,
678
00:29:49,664 --> 00:29:52,968
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY NEW CANCERS.
679
00:29:53,002 --> 00:29:57,306
THE TUMORS YOU HAD
ALL SHRANK.
680
00:30:01,043 --> 00:30:03,012
THREE TUMORS DISAPPEARING
MEANS WE WERE PROBABLY WRONG
681
00:30:03,045 --> 00:30:05,147
ABOUT HIM MISSING
A TUMOR-SUPPRESSOR GENE.
682
00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:06,949
HOW MANY MULLIGANS
ARE YOU GONNA ASK FOR?
683
00:30:06,982 --> 00:30:11,153
THIS TEST IS WHAT RAISED
MY BLOOD PRESSURE.
684
00:30:11,186 --> 00:30:13,555
I'M USED TO IT NOW.
685
00:30:13,588 --> 00:30:15,958
GO.
686
00:30:15,991 --> 00:30:16,959
[computer beeps]
687
00:30:16,992 --> 00:30:17,960
IF IT'S AUTOIMMUNE
688
00:30:17,993 --> 00:30:19,294
AND HE CREATED ANTIBODIES
689
00:30:19,328 --> 00:30:21,230
THAT ENDED UP
FIGHTING HIS OWN TUMORS...
690
00:30:21,263 --> 00:30:22,431
GROWTH FACTOR
WOULD HAVE MADE
691
00:30:22,464 --> 00:30:24,266
THE UNDERLYING AUTOIMMUNE
CONDITION BETTER.
692
00:30:24,299 --> 00:30:26,035
MAYBE IT WAS NEVER CANCER
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
693
00:30:26,068 --> 00:30:29,438
OF COURSE IT WAS CANCER.
WE BIOPSIED.
694
00:30:29,471 --> 00:30:31,640
IT COULD HAVE BEEN
A FALSE POSITIVE.
695
00:30:31,673 --> 00:30:33,408
AMYLOIDOSIS?
696
00:30:33,442 --> 00:30:37,112
HIS EKG VOLTAGE HAS BEEN
ON THE LOW END OF NORMAL.
697
00:30:37,146 --> 00:30:39,548
WHAT IF THE TUMORS WERE ACTUALLY
PROTEIN DEPOSITS?
698
00:30:39,581 --> 00:30:42,918
G.I. BIOPSY TO CONFIRM,
CHEMO TO TREAT.
699
00:30:42,952 --> 00:30:44,386
SHE'S MAKING THAT DIAGNOSIS
700
00:30:44,419 --> 00:30:46,221
BASED OFF OF LOW-NORMAL EKG.
701
00:30:46,255 --> 00:30:50,459
LOW-NORMAL IS STILL NORMAL.
702
00:30:50,492 --> 00:30:52,027
THAT THING CANNOT BE RIGHT.
703
00:30:52,061 --> 00:30:53,328
LOW-NORMAL IS STILL LOW,
704
00:30:53,362 --> 00:30:54,663
AND THAT THING
DOES NOT HAVE MONEY
705
00:30:54,696 --> 00:30:55,965
RIDING ON YOU BEING WRONG,
706
00:30:55,998 --> 00:30:56,966
LIKE THE REST OF US DO.
707
00:30:56,999 --> 00:30:58,200
CHASE FIXED THIS.
708
00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:00,035
OH, I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING
CHASE AND FOREMAN.
709
00:31:00,069 --> 00:31:02,371
I USED TO DO THAT
ALL THE TIME.
710
00:31:02,404 --> 00:31:03,638
I KNOW IT'S RIGGED.
711
00:31:03,672 --> 00:31:04,639
BECAUSE YOU'RE MR. COOL?
712
00:31:04,673 --> 00:31:06,375
NOTHING COULD
POSSIBLY FAZE--
713
00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:07,676
BECAUSE I TOOK
A BETA BLOCKER!
714
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:22,224
BOTH TIMES, RIGHT?
715
00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:24,093
HIS PLATELET COUNT'S
STILL LOW.
716
00:31:24,126 --> 00:31:25,394
CHEMO'S STILL
A DEATH SENTENCE.
717
00:31:25,427 --> 00:31:27,362
TREATING FOR AMYLOID
WITH NORMAL EKG
718
00:31:27,396 --> 00:31:28,697
IS LIKE DOING
HEART SURGERY ON A GUY
719
00:31:28,730 --> 00:31:30,365
BECAUSE HE'S
TEN POUNDS OVERWEIGHT.
720
00:31:30,399 --> 00:31:32,101
IT'S INSANE.
WELL,
WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY--
721
00:31:32,134 --> 00:31:34,036
GO SHOUT AT THE PATIENT
TILL HE GETS BETTER.
722
00:31:34,069 --> 00:31:36,438
G.I. BIOPSY TO CONFIRM,
CHEMO TO TREAT.
723
00:31:45,314 --> 00:31:47,049
HERE'S THE DIRTY
LITTLE SECRET.
724
00:31:47,082 --> 00:31:48,583
I JUST THINK
WE ARE WHO WE ARE.
725
00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:51,220
AND I THINK
LOTTERIES ARE STUPID.
726
00:31:52,754 --> 00:31:55,390
JANET...HEMORRHOID?
727
00:31:59,528 --> 00:32:03,765
THAT'S NOT MY NAME.
IT'S WHY I'M HERE.
728
00:32:03,798 --> 00:32:06,101
OH, I SEE.
IT GOES ACROSS.
729
00:32:06,135 --> 00:32:07,369
WE BETTER MAKE THIS FAST,
730
00:32:07,402 --> 00:32:08,170
'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO LOSE
731
00:32:08,203 --> 00:32:10,072
MY MEDICAL LICENSE
FOR MALPRACTICE.
732
00:32:10,105 --> 00:32:11,173
IT'S NOTHING UNUSUAL.
733
00:32:11,206 --> 00:32:14,509
THE HEAD OF THE HOSPITAL'S
ABOUT TO LOSE HERS TOO.
734
00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:25,120
I HEARD CUDDY QUADRUPLED
YOUR CLINIC HOURS.
735
00:32:25,154 --> 00:32:26,121
YEAH,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
736
00:32:26,155 --> 00:32:27,422
I'M FLYING THROUGH PATIENTS.
737
00:32:27,456 --> 00:32:28,657
ARLENE WANTS
ANOTHER MEETING.
738
00:32:28,690 --> 00:32:31,360
I KNOW. TOLD MY SECONDS
TO TELL HER SECONDS
739
00:32:31,393 --> 00:32:33,362
THAT SHE GETS
NO SECOND CHANCE.
740
00:32:33,395 --> 00:32:34,763
WELL, TECHNICALLY,
IT'S A THIRD CHANCE,
741
00:32:34,796 --> 00:32:35,764
BUT I DON'T HAVE THIRDS.
742
00:32:35,797 --> 00:32:37,632
CUDDY TOLD HER THE SAME THING,
MORE OR LESS.
743
00:32:37,666 --> 00:32:40,202
SO YOU GOT US ON
THE SAME PAGE AFTER ALL.
744
00:32:40,235 --> 00:32:42,104
I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT YOUR IRRATIONALITY,
745
00:32:42,137 --> 00:32:43,738
AND I'VE COME UP WITH A RATIONAL
EXPLANATION FOR IT.
746
00:32:43,772 --> 00:32:45,240
THAT'S QUITE A CHALLENGE.
747
00:32:45,274 --> 00:32:47,042
YOU DON'T WANT
TO LET GO OF CUDDY,
748
00:32:47,076 --> 00:32:49,211
SO YOU'RE CLINGING
TO THE NEGATIVE INTERACTION,
749
00:32:49,244 --> 00:32:50,779
BECAUSE SOME SMALL PART OF YOU
750
00:32:50,812 --> 00:32:53,315
THINKS THE BAD STUFF
BEATS NOTHING AT ALL.
751
00:32:53,348 --> 00:32:55,350
YOU'RE ALMOST
MAKING THIS WORK.
752
00:32:55,384 --> 00:32:58,453
ALL YOU GOT TO DO NOW
IS CHANGE REALITY.
753
00:32:58,487 --> 00:33:00,222
PERHAPS IF I WAS
THE ONE SUING ME.
754
00:33:00,255 --> 00:33:01,290
YOU DIDN'T START IT,
755
00:33:01,323 --> 00:33:03,358
BUT YOU HAD THE CHANCE
TO END IT, AND YOU DIDN'T.
756
00:33:03,392 --> 00:33:05,160
YOU LOVE HER, HOUSE,
757
00:33:05,194 --> 00:33:06,428
AND IT'S HUMAN TO HANG ON,
758
00:33:06,461 --> 00:33:08,630
BUT YOU'RE BLOWING UP
NOT JUST YOUR JOB
759
00:33:08,663 --> 00:33:12,634
BUT ANY CHANCE OF ANY KIND
OF RELATIONSHIP WITH HER AGAIN.
760
00:33:22,311 --> 00:33:24,413
HI.
761
00:33:30,185 --> 00:33:32,687
WHAT'S THAT?
762
00:33:32,721 --> 00:33:34,423
IT'S A CHECK.
763
00:33:34,456 --> 00:33:36,658
FOR $10 MILLION.
764
00:33:45,267 --> 00:33:49,838
UH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY, I MEAN...
765
00:33:49,871 --> 00:33:51,840
YOU ALREADY BEEN
SO GENEROUS.
766
00:33:51,873 --> 00:33:53,842
BY HIRING YOU?
767
00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:54,809
YEAH.
768
00:33:54,843 --> 00:33:58,547
FOR A WHOPPING SIX FIGURES?
MY OWN BLOOD?
769
00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:01,550
BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD?
770
00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:05,420
YEAR IN, YEAR OUT.
771
00:34:35,850 --> 00:34:39,521
YOU'RE WEARING CONTACTS
UNDER YOUR GLASSES?
772
00:34:39,554 --> 00:34:41,756
I MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN
TO TAKE THEM OFF WHEN I--
773
00:34:41,790 --> 00:34:42,757
THEY'RE TINTED.
774
00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:44,659
DO YOU CHANGE
YOUR EYE COLOR?
775
00:34:44,693 --> 00:34:48,897
SOMETIMES I LIKE
TO MIX IT UP.
776
00:34:48,930 --> 00:34:50,332
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHAT ARE YOU...
777
00:34:50,365 --> 00:34:54,769
WAIT, YOU--
YOU DON'T HAVE BROWN EYES?
778
00:35:00,775 --> 00:35:05,647
WHERE'D THE NAME
BABY BEAR COME FROM?
779
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,482
IT'S SO LONG AGO,
I DON'T...
780
00:35:07,516 --> 00:35:10,352
IT'S A BIRTHMARK
ON YOUR LEFT BREAST
781
00:35:10,385 --> 00:35:12,454
IN THE SHAPE OF A BEAR.
782
00:35:12,487 --> 00:35:14,723
YOU FORGOT THAT?
783
00:35:20,529 --> 00:35:22,364
IT'S THE ONE THING
I NEVER TOLD YOU.
784
00:35:22,397 --> 00:35:26,468
THAT'S WHY
SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
785
00:35:26,501 --> 00:35:29,571
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
I SWEAR.
786
00:35:32,874 --> 00:35:34,809
GET OUT.
787
00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:36,511
GET OUT, BOTH OF YOU.
788
00:35:36,545 --> 00:35:38,547
COME ON, MAN.
789
00:35:38,580 --> 00:35:40,249
GET OUT.
790
00:35:40,282 --> 00:35:41,516
I'M SORRY.
791
00:35:41,550 --> 00:35:43,218
GET OUT!
792
00:35:43,252 --> 00:35:46,355
BOTH OF YOU!
793
00:35:51,993 --> 00:35:53,862
YOU WERE RIGHT.
794
00:35:53,895 --> 00:35:56,965
I'M JUST ANOTHER
LOTTERY FOOL.
795
00:35:56,998 --> 00:36:01,670
MY LIFE SUCKS.
IT'LL ALWAYS SUCK.
796
00:36:01,703 --> 00:36:02,671
[device beeping]
797
00:36:02,704 --> 00:36:03,672
(Taub)
HE'S CRASHING.
798
00:36:03,705 --> 00:36:06,408
EVERYTHING'S SHUTTING DOWN.
799
00:36:06,441 --> 00:36:08,477
[beeping continues]
800
00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:13,014
(Thirteen)
PATIENT HAD
A CARDIAC ARREST,
801
00:36:13,047 --> 00:36:14,416
AND HIS LUNGS
AND LIVER FAILED
802
00:36:14,449 --> 00:36:16,718
BEFORE WE EVEN
STARTED THE CHEMO.
803
00:36:16,751 --> 00:36:18,653
(Chase)
BRAIN SYMPTOMS THAT
AREN'T BRAIN SYMPTOMS,
804
00:36:18,687 --> 00:36:20,622
TUMORS THAT COME AND GO?
805
00:36:20,655 --> 00:36:21,823
(Foreman)
IT'S NOT AMYLOIDOSIS.
806
00:36:21,856 --> 00:36:24,593
YOU'RE FORGETTING ALOPECIA.
807
00:36:24,626 --> 00:36:25,660
OH, I'M SORRY.
808
00:36:25,694 --> 00:36:26,595
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST
809
00:36:26,628 --> 00:36:28,863
LISTING THE THINGS IT'S NOT,
ALPHABETICALLY.
810
00:36:28,897 --> 00:36:30,732
HIS LONG LOST LOVE
IS A FRAUD.
811
00:36:30,765 --> 00:36:31,800
THIRTEEN FIGURED THAT OUT.
812
00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:32,801
GOOD FOR HER.
813
00:36:32,834 --> 00:36:34,269
DECADES OF MENIAL WORK,
814
00:36:34,303 --> 00:36:36,738
THREE CANCERS COULDN'T
MAKE HIM DIE MISERABLE.
815
00:36:36,771 --> 00:36:37,739
SHE JUST DID.
816
00:36:37,772 --> 00:36:39,441
THE TRUTH
MADE HIM MISERABLE.
817
00:36:39,474 --> 00:36:42,744
IT'S LIKE
THERE'S TWO OF ME.
818
00:36:42,777 --> 00:36:44,679
[alarm blaring]
819
00:36:44,713 --> 00:36:47,282
KEEP THE CLINIC SHUT DOWN.
820
00:36:47,316 --> 00:36:48,417
BUT WHEREVER IT IS,
821
00:36:48,450 --> 00:36:50,018
IT'S ISOLATED TO THE
ADMINISTRATIVE FLOOR.
822
00:36:50,051 --> 00:36:52,821
I'M NOT GONNA
EVACUATE THE WHOLE...
823
00:36:59,661 --> 00:37:01,530
ONLY WAY TO GET
THE TWO OF YOU
824
00:37:01,563 --> 00:37:04,032
IN THE SAME PLACE
AT THE SAME TIME.
825
00:37:06,835 --> 00:37:08,770
REOPEN EVERYTHING.
826
00:37:08,803 --> 00:37:11,039
READMIT EVERYONE. NOW.
827
00:37:11,072 --> 00:37:14,309
I WANT YOU BOTH TO KNOW
I'M FILING THE SUIT TODAY,
828
00:37:14,343 --> 00:37:16,778
DELIVERING THE PAPERWORK
TO YOUR COUNSEL'S OFFICE.
829
00:37:16,811 --> 00:37:17,879
YOU HAVE TO BE DESTRUCTIVE.
830
00:37:17,912 --> 00:37:19,481
YOU HAVE TO TEAR THINGS APART.
831
00:37:19,514 --> 00:37:20,815
GOD FORBID YOU SHOULD SAY
832
00:37:20,849 --> 00:37:22,884
WHAT'S REALLY ON
THAT TWISTED MIND OF YOURS?
833
00:37:22,917 --> 00:37:24,586
AND YOU'RE THE GREAT
PEACEMAKER?
834
00:37:24,619 --> 00:37:27,822
SINGLE MOM, CAN'T KEEP A MAN
LONG ENOUGH TO COOK A MEAL.
835
00:37:27,856 --> 00:37:31,760
YOU'D BE DEAD IF IT WEREN'T
FOR OUR MISTREATMENT.
836
00:37:31,793 --> 00:37:33,728
AND SOMEHOW YOU'D STILL FIND
SOMETHING TO WHINE ABOUT.
837
00:37:33,762 --> 00:37:35,730
WE'LL LET THE COURT
DECIDE WHO'S WHINING,
838
00:37:35,764 --> 00:37:36,998
SINCE YOU'RE SO SURE--
839
00:37:37,031 --> 00:37:39,934
WE'RE NOT GETTING
BACK TOGETHER.
840
00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:42,604
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
841
00:37:42,637 --> 00:37:44,706
IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION.
842
00:37:44,739 --> 00:37:46,375
WHY SHE KEEPS MAKING THREATS
843
00:37:46,408 --> 00:37:50,579
WITHOUT EVER FILING HER STUPID,
YET COMPLETELY VALID LAWSUIT.
844
00:37:50,612 --> 00:37:51,646
WHY SHE RIPPED UP HER WILL,
845
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,549
WHY SHE KICKED HALF
THE HOSPITAL OUT ON THE STREET.
846
00:37:54,583 --> 00:37:57,519
SHE WANTS US UNITED
AGAINST HER.
847
00:37:57,552 --> 00:38:00,689
THIS IS HER DRAWING BLOOD
848
00:38:00,722 --> 00:38:03,725
OVER THE LATEST OF A LONG LINE
OF IMAGINARY SLIGHTS.
849
00:38:03,758 --> 00:38:07,829
SHE DOESN'T CARE IF ANYONE
ELSE IS HAPPY FOR A SINGLE--
850
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,736
LOOK AT YOU IDIOTS.
851
00:38:14,769 --> 00:38:17,071
WHO ELSE IS GONNA PUT UP
WITH EITHER OF YOU?
852
00:38:21,543 --> 00:38:24,846
I ASKED YOU TO MOVE IN.
853
00:38:24,879 --> 00:38:28,950
THAT MEANT WE WEREN'T
GONNA RECONCILE.
854
00:38:31,753 --> 00:38:35,657
I'M SORRY, MOM.
855
00:38:35,690 --> 00:38:41,796
SOME THINGS TAKE MORE
THAN A COMMON ENEMY.
856
00:38:41,830 --> 00:38:45,567
THEN YOU'RE AN IDIOT
WITH IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS.
857
00:39:00,715 --> 00:39:03,718
COMMON ENEMY.
858
00:39:03,752 --> 00:39:05,820
ONE WAY TO TRIGGER
BRAIN SYMPTOMS
859
00:39:05,854 --> 00:39:07,822
WHEN THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH YOUR BRAIN
860
00:39:07,856 --> 00:39:10,859
HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TURN
YOUR BRAIN INTO A COMMON ENEMY.
861
00:39:10,892 --> 00:39:12,694
YOU HAVE A TERATOMA,
862
00:39:12,727 --> 00:39:15,897
A USUALLY HARMLESS
CONGENITAL GROWTH
863
00:39:15,930 --> 00:39:18,733
WHICH CAN BE FILLED WITH
ALMOST ANY KIND OF TISSUE.
864
00:39:18,767 --> 00:39:21,670
AND, UNUSUALLY,
NOT AT ALL HARMLESS.
865
00:39:21,703 --> 00:39:24,739
IF I'M RIGHT, YOURS IS FILLED
WITH PRIMITIVE CELLS,
866
00:39:24,773 --> 00:39:27,075
SOME OF WHICH DEVELOPED
INTO BRAIN CELLS.
867
00:39:27,108 --> 00:39:30,044
THESE FOREIGN CELLS
LEAKED INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM.
868
00:39:30,078 --> 00:39:33,081
NOW, THE BODY
IS A LITTLE XENOPHOBIC.
869
00:39:33,114 --> 00:39:34,849
IT CREATES ANTIBODIES.
870
00:39:34,883 --> 00:39:36,485
THE PROBLEM IS,
THERE'S NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE
871
00:39:36,518 --> 00:39:37,719
BETWEEN BRAIN CELLS
IN YOUR ABDOMEN
872
00:39:37,752 --> 00:39:39,220
AND BRAIN CELLS IN YOUR BRAIN.
873
00:39:39,253 --> 00:39:40,889
TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE,
874
00:39:40,922 --> 00:39:44,459
PRIMITIVE CELLS CAN BECOME
ALMOST ANYTHING.
875
00:39:44,493 --> 00:39:45,660
GROW LIKE WEEDS.
876
00:39:45,694 --> 00:39:48,196
WHICH MEANS THEY
CAN TURN INTO TUMORS,
877
00:39:48,229 --> 00:39:53,502
DESTROY WHOLE ORGAN SYSTEMS.
878
00:39:53,535 --> 00:39:54,736
BUT THE CANCER?
879
00:39:54,769 --> 00:39:56,170
WAS CANCER.
880
00:39:56,204 --> 00:39:59,240
JUST GROWING SO FAST IT
COLLAPSED UNDER ITS OWN WEIGHT.
881
00:39:59,273 --> 00:40:02,544
AM I GONNA LIVE?
882
00:40:02,577 --> 00:40:05,680
CUT OUT THE TERATOMA,
WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR CANCER,
883
00:40:05,714 --> 00:40:07,882
YOU SHOULD BE FINE.
884
00:40:07,916 --> 00:40:10,819
THINK OF IT AS
YOUR SECOND LUCKIEST DAY.
885
00:40:10,852 --> 00:40:12,921
IT'S HARD TO FEEL LUCKY.
886
00:40:12,954 --> 00:40:15,657
THE WOMAN I LOVE
WAS A FRAUD.
887
00:40:15,690 --> 00:40:19,127
NO, ACTUALLY A FRAUD
WAS A FRAUD.
888
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,930
YOU FELL FOR HER
JUST THE SAME.
889
00:40:21,963 --> 00:40:23,732
YOU MAY STAY MISERABLE,
890
00:40:23,765 --> 00:40:26,100
BUT YOUR LONG LOST LOVE
IS NOT GONNA BE THE REASON WHY.
891
00:40:26,134 --> 00:40:33,241
*
892
00:40:51,626 --> 00:40:54,629
* LADY, DON'T
THROW IN THE TOWEL *
893
00:40:54,663 --> 00:40:57,666
* LET ME DRY YOU OFF
I'LL SHOWER *
894
00:40:57,699 --> 00:41:00,702
* YOU USED TO BE
MY LITTLE SICKLING *
895
00:41:00,735 --> 00:41:05,273
* BUT NOW IT'S ME
THAT NEEDS SOME FIXING *
896
00:41:16,317 --> 00:41:19,253
* I THINK ABOUT YOU
EVERY SECOND *
897
00:41:19,287 --> 00:41:22,691
* ALONG WITH THE PAIN THAT'S
THROUGH YOU, RECKON *
898
00:41:22,724 --> 00:41:25,860
* YOU USED TO BE
MY LITTLE SICKLING *
899
00:41:25,894 --> 00:41:29,163
* BUT NOW IT'S ME THAT
NEEDS SOME FIXIN' *
900
00:41:29,197 --> 00:41:34,703
*
901
00:41:34,736 --> 00:41:38,239
* WHAT IS IT
ABOUT THE TIME AND *
902
00:41:38,272 --> 00:41:41,109
* WHAT IS IT ABOUT
THE PLACE AND *
903
00:41:41,142 --> 00:41:45,279
* WHAT IS IT
ABOUT YOUR FACE *
904
00:41:45,313 --> 00:41:47,215
* THAT KEEPS ME ON THE LINE
905
00:41:47,248 --> 00:41:54,022
*
906
00:41:56,725 --> 00:41:59,694
IT'S THE REAL JENNIFER.
907
00:41:59,728 --> 00:42:00,962
OR AT LEAST
THE ONLY ONE TO SHOW UP
908
00:42:00,995 --> 00:42:02,964
WHO ACTUALLY HAS
THE BIRTHMARK.
909
00:42:02,997 --> 00:42:06,701
HE'S RENTING HER
AN APARTMENT.
910
00:42:06,735 --> 00:42:08,269
IT'LL END HORRIBLY.
911
00:42:08,302 --> 00:42:11,039
NOT FOR HIM.
912
00:42:11,072 --> 00:42:13,374
SHE MAY TAKE ALL HIS MONEY,
913
00:42:13,407 --> 00:42:16,711
AND HE MAY BE A NAIVE IDIOT,
BUT...
914
00:42:16,745 --> 00:42:18,212
HE'LL ALWAYS BE HOPEFUL,
915
00:42:18,246 --> 00:42:23,985
SO HE'LL ALWAYS BE HAPPY.
916
00:42:24,018 --> 00:42:26,020
YOU LOST YOUR MOTHER.
917
00:42:26,054 --> 00:42:27,889
YOU EUTHANIZED
YOUR BROTHER.
918
00:42:27,922 --> 00:42:32,060
YOU GOT THE LIFE EXPECTANCY
OF A PRETTY GOOD SITCOM.
919
00:42:32,093 --> 00:42:33,762
IF YOU CAN CONVINCE YOURSELF
920
00:42:33,795 --> 00:42:35,029
THAT YOU'D BE MISERABLE
NO MATTER WHAT
921
00:42:35,063 --> 00:42:36,264
EVEN WITHOUT ALL THAT STUFF,
922
00:42:36,297 --> 00:42:39,701
THEN MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE
TO HATE THE UNIVERSE
923
00:42:39,734 --> 00:42:43,938
FOR DUMPING
A GIANT TURD ON YOU.
924
00:42:43,972 --> 00:42:49,110
FATALISM IS YOUR
SURVIVAL MECHANISM.
925
00:42:49,143 --> 00:42:52,213
AND YOU?
926
00:42:52,246 --> 00:42:54,282
DUMPED BY EVERYONE
YOU'VE EVER LOVED.
927
00:42:54,315 --> 00:42:55,416
REHAB WAS A BUST.
928
00:42:55,449 --> 00:42:59,087
YOUR LEG FEELS LIKE SOMEBODY
TOOK A GIANT BITE OUT OF IT.
929
00:43:01,856 --> 00:43:04,926
WE ARE WHO WE ARE.
930
00:43:04,959 --> 00:43:06,895
LOTTERIES ARE STUPID.
931
00:43:10,799 --> 00:43:13,802
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