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MY GOD! 6 00:00:21,198 --> 00:00:22,366 WHAT THE HELL? 7 00:00:22,399 --> 00:00:23,367 [maniacal laugh] 8 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,136 GOTCHA. 9 00:00:25,169 --> 00:00:26,337 DID YOU ACTUALLY WAKE UP EARLY 10 00:00:26,370 --> 00:00:28,839 AND HIDE UNDER THE BED JUST TO SCARE THE CRAP OUTTA ME? 11 00:00:28,872 --> 00:00:31,108 SET AN ALARM AND EVERYTHING. 12 00:00:31,142 --> 00:00:33,810 IT'S LIKE DATING A TEN-YEAR-OLD. 13 00:00:33,844 --> 00:00:36,580 GOD, I HOPE NOT. 14 00:00:49,226 --> 00:00:50,827 NOW THAT WE'RE DOWN HERE... 15 00:00:50,861 --> 00:00:53,164 HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 16 00:00:53,197 --> 00:00:54,165 SERIOUSLY? 17 00:00:54,198 --> 00:00:55,699 I HAVE TO PEE. 18 00:00:57,668 --> 00:00:59,403 I'LL WAIT. 19 00:00:59,436 --> 00:01:02,306 I BROUGHT A BOOK. 20 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,609 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TIME YOUR ALARM WAS SET FOR. 21 00:01:05,642 --> 00:01:06,677 HOUSE? 22 00:01:06,710 --> 00:01:09,280 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN RENT THIS SPACE OUT DOWN HERE. 23 00:01:09,313 --> 00:01:11,282 IN JAPAN, THAT WOULD BE LIKE A DELUXE-- 24 00:01:11,315 --> 00:01:13,484 [door opens] HOUSE, SHUT UP. 25 00:01:15,252 --> 00:01:18,189 THERE'S BLOOD IN MY URINE. 26 00:01:28,332 --> 00:01:30,301 YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE. 27 00:01:30,334 --> 00:01:32,936 YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND. I'M BEING SUPPORTIVE. 28 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:35,206 I'M MAINLY TALKING ABOUT THEM. 29 00:01:37,208 --> 00:01:38,709 WELL, GIVEN THAT THERE'S ALMOST CERTAINLY 30 00:01:38,742 --> 00:01:40,311 NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU, 31 00:01:40,344 --> 00:01:42,646 AND MY PATIENT DEFINITELY HAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM-- 32 00:01:42,679 --> 00:01:44,181 THAT CAN'T WAIT AN HOUR? 33 00:01:44,215 --> 00:01:45,182 'FRAID NOT. 34 00:01:45,216 --> 00:01:47,751 HE'S... 35 00:01:47,784 --> 00:01:49,320 CHASE. 36 00:01:49,353 --> 00:01:51,322 16-YEAR-OLD MALE SPIT UP BLOOD 37 00:01:51,355 --> 00:01:52,856 DURING A PICK-UP BASKETBALL GAME. 38 00:01:52,889 --> 00:01:54,658 E.R. COULDN'T FIND THE SOURCE IN HIS LUNGS 39 00:01:54,691 --> 00:01:56,327 OR GI TRACT. 40 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:57,828 SEE? SERIOUS. 41 00:01:57,861 --> 00:02:00,297 (Masters) BRONCHIECTASIS,ITIS, 42 00:02:00,331 --> 00:02:02,399 INHALED PARTICLES. WHAT ABOUT ANGIODYSPLASIA? 43 00:02:02,433 --> 00:02:04,401 READY WHEN YOU ARE... 44 00:02:04,435 --> 00:02:05,969 GET THEM OUTTA HERE. 45 00:02:06,002 --> 00:02:08,672 MY URETHRA IS NOT FOR PUBLIC ENTERTAINMENT. 46 00:02:08,705 --> 00:02:11,208 BUT IT IS A GOOD-TIME ADJACENT. 47 00:02:11,242 --> 00:02:12,209 FEED THE KID A CAMERA. 48 00:02:12,243 --> 00:02:14,945 CHECK HIS GOT FOR ANGIODYSPLASIA. 49 00:02:14,978 --> 00:02:17,414 ALL RIGHT. IF YOU COULD SCOOT DOWN. 50 00:02:17,448 --> 00:02:19,883 HEY, I'M, UH, I'M MISSING A WATCH. 51 00:02:19,916 --> 00:02:21,952 SO CAN YOU KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN WHILE-- OKAY! 52 00:02:21,985 --> 00:02:23,254 YOU TOO. 53 00:02:25,722 --> 00:02:27,991 THIS LITTLE CAMERA 54 00:02:28,024 --> 00:02:31,695 TRANSMITS IMAGES TO THE DATA RECORDER 55 00:02:31,728 --> 00:02:32,929 SO WE CAN SEE 56 00:02:32,963 --> 00:02:35,899 IF YOU'VE GOT ANY VASCULAR MALFORMATIONS 57 00:02:35,932 --> 00:02:37,368 IN YOUR GI TRACT. 58 00:02:37,401 --> 00:02:40,304 YOUR RECORDS SHOW YOU'VE LOST SOME WEIGHT 59 00:02:40,337 --> 00:02:41,538 OVER THE PAST YEAR. 60 00:02:41,572 --> 00:02:43,374 WAS THAT INTENTIONAL? NOT REALLY. 61 00:02:43,407 --> 00:02:44,641 WELL, HE'S BEEN 62 00:02:44,675 --> 00:02:46,710 EATING LESS SINCE HE QUIT THE SWIM TEAM. 63 00:02:46,743 --> 00:02:48,912 YOU HAVE TO GET UP EARLY FOR SWIM. 64 00:02:48,945 --> 00:02:50,614 IT WASN'T FUN ANYMORE. 65 00:02:50,647 --> 00:02:53,584 I NEED TO TALK TO YOUR SON ABOUT SEXUAL ACTIVITY. 66 00:02:53,617 --> 00:02:55,386 GENERALLY, IT'S LESS EMBARRASSING FOR EVERYONE-- 67 00:02:55,419 --> 00:02:57,754 WE'RE LEAVING. 68 00:03:00,824 --> 00:03:03,327 ACTUALLY, I'VE ONLY-- 69 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,363 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN CUTTING YOURSELF? 70 00:03:08,999 --> 00:03:12,035 THOSE ARE FROM A LAYBACK GRIND THAT WENT WRONG. 71 00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:14,271 CAME OFF MY SKATEBOARD STRAIGHT INTO A FENCE. 72 00:03:14,305 --> 00:03:15,839 SO...NO TO CUTTING 73 00:03:15,872 --> 00:03:18,542 BUT YES TO APPETITE AND SLEEP CHANGES, 74 00:03:18,575 --> 00:03:22,045 AND YOU QUIT SOMETHING YOU USED TO ENJOY. 75 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:24,481 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DEPRESSED? 76 00:03:26,550 --> 00:03:28,352 IMAGING SHOWED NO SIGN 77 00:03:28,385 --> 00:03:29,286 OF UPPER GI ISSUES. 78 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,021 BUT THE KID DID ADMIT TO BEING DEPRESSED 79 00:03:31,054 --> 00:03:34,057 AND TO SMOKING POT TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF. 80 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:36,493 YOU ARE VERY PLEASED WITH YOURSELF, AREN'T YOU? 81 00:03:36,527 --> 00:03:38,695 HIS MARIJUANA COULD BE LACED WITH FORMALDEHYDE OR LEAD, 82 00:03:38,729 --> 00:03:40,297 WHICH COULD CAUSE A PULMONARY HEMORRHAGE 83 00:03:40,331 --> 00:03:42,733 WHICH COULD MAKE HIM SPIT UP BLOOD. 84 00:03:42,766 --> 00:03:45,836 YES. YES, I AM. I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD CATCH. 85 00:03:48,038 --> 00:03:52,576 RUN A LEAD LEVEL AND PUSH 5 LITERS IV FLUID. 86 00:03:54,845 --> 00:03:57,781 FEEL FREE TO TIP YOUR OTHER SERVER. 87 00:04:00,016 --> 00:04:01,985 CYSTOSCOPY WAS CLEAN. 88 00:04:02,018 --> 00:04:05,389 CYTOPATHOLOGY WAS NORMAL. WHY DO YOU HAVE MY LAB RESULTS? 89 00:04:05,422 --> 00:04:06,657 I DON'T. 90 00:04:06,690 --> 00:04:08,625 IF I DID, I'D KNOW YOU WERE FINE. 91 00:04:08,659 --> 00:04:11,362 UNLESS THE BLOOD CAME FROM MY KIDNEYS. 92 00:04:11,395 --> 00:04:13,330 COME ON. YOUR HYPOCHONDRIAC MOM 93 00:04:13,364 --> 00:04:15,932 HAD A BRUSH WITH MORTALITY LAST MONTH, 94 00:04:15,966 --> 00:04:19,336 AND IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE THAT YOU'RE WORRYING MORE THAN USUAL, 95 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:22,839 WORRYING THAT YOU MIGHT TURN INTO HER. 96 00:04:25,676 --> 00:04:27,878 YOU'RE RIGHT. 97 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:32,383 ODDS ARE, THIS IS NOTHING. 98 00:04:32,416 --> 00:04:35,652 MEET ME IN THE CAFETERIA IN TEN. 99 00:04:35,686 --> 00:04:38,489 THERE'LL BE A CORN DOG WITH YOUR NAME ON IT. 100 00:04:38,522 --> 00:04:42,092 I MEAN AN ACTUAL CORN DOG. THEY FIXED THE DEEP FRYER. 101 00:04:52,769 --> 00:04:55,472 I NEED TO SCHEDULE AN ULTRASOUND. 102 00:04:58,008 --> 00:04:59,743 MY DAD'S HEAD'S STILL IN ONE PIECE, 103 00:04:59,776 --> 00:05:02,112 SO I'M GUESSING YOU DIDN'T MENTION THE POT. 104 00:05:02,145 --> 00:05:03,447 WHAT'D YOU TELL HIM? 105 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,382 THE TRUTH. YOU HAD A... 106 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:06,683 MINOR CHEMICAL EXPOSURE, 107 00:05:06,717 --> 00:05:08,952 AND WE CAN'T BE 100% SURE HOW IT HAPPENED. 108 00:05:08,985 --> 00:05:10,654 THANKS FOR COVERING. 109 00:05:10,687 --> 00:05:13,056 I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE 16. 110 00:05:13,089 --> 00:05:14,758 YOU ALSO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE DEPRESSED. 111 00:05:14,791 --> 00:05:17,561 YOU FIGURED OUT MY DEAL AFTER ONLY A FEW MINUTES, 112 00:05:17,594 --> 00:05:20,130 BUT I BEEN FOOLING MY FRIENDS AND PARENTS FOR MONTHS. 113 00:05:20,163 --> 00:05:23,434 IT'S MY JOB TO NOTICE THINGS. 114 00:05:23,467 --> 00:05:26,102 MAYBE TALKING TO YOUR PARENTS WOULD MAKE THINGS BETTER. 115 00:05:26,136 --> 00:05:27,103 I'VE TRIED. 116 00:05:27,137 --> 00:05:29,806 THEY TAKE IT PERSONALLY THAT I'M NOT HAPPY, 117 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:33,477 AND THEN I END UP HAVING TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER. 118 00:05:33,510 --> 00:05:35,646 THEY DON'T GET ME. 119 00:05:35,679 --> 00:05:38,381 NO ONE DOES. 120 00:05:41,151 --> 00:05:44,455 IN MED SCHOOL, IT SEEMED LIKE 121 00:05:44,488 --> 00:05:47,190 EVERYBODY ELSE COULD HANDLE THE PRESSURE. 122 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:50,561 I COULDN'T. 123 00:05:52,062 --> 00:05:54,431 I ENDED UP HURTING MYSELF. 124 00:05:54,465 --> 00:05:58,502 STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE. 125 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:06,176 YOU'VE GOT RED SPOTS IN YOUR EYES. 126 00:06:06,209 --> 00:06:09,513 THEY WEREN'T THERE BEFORE. 127 00:06:15,786 --> 00:06:17,087 YOU HAVE NICE SKIN. 128 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,689 THANK YOU. SHUT UP! 129 00:06:18,722 --> 00:06:21,525 SORRY. JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE RUDE NOT TO COMMENT. 130 00:06:21,558 --> 00:06:23,660 JUST TREAT ME LIKE ANY OTHER PATIENT. 131 00:06:23,694 --> 00:06:25,896 RIGHT. 132 00:06:27,230 --> 00:06:29,165 ARE YOU SUCKING IN YOUR STOMACH? 133 00:06:29,199 --> 00:06:30,467 NO. 134 00:06:31,802 --> 00:06:34,437 [straining] HURRY UP BEFORE I PASS OUT. 135 00:06:37,273 --> 00:06:38,942 WILSON? 136 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:45,215 ULTRASOUND ISN'T DEFINITIVE. 137 00:06:45,248 --> 00:06:46,883 WE SHOULD RUN OTHER TESTS BEFORE-- 138 00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:50,521 STOP TALKING LIKE A DOCTOR AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE. 139 00:06:50,554 --> 00:06:53,189 THERE'S A MASS IN YOUR KIDNEY. 140 00:07:00,263 --> 00:07:02,132 WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY RYAN COUGHED BLOOD, 141 00:07:02,165 --> 00:07:04,668 AND NOW HE'S GOT SMALL HEMORRHAGES IN HIS EYES. 142 00:07:04,701 --> 00:07:06,002 SOUNDS LIKE AN ACQUIRED COAGULAPATHY 143 00:07:06,036 --> 00:07:08,238 WHICH GIVES US A PRETTY WIDE DIFFERENTIAL. 144 00:07:08,271 --> 00:07:09,272 GETS A LOT NARROWER 145 00:07:09,305 --> 00:07:10,574 IF WE FACTOR IN HIS DEPRESSION. 146 00:07:10,607 --> 00:07:11,675 OH, DON'T DO THAT! 147 00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:15,211 MOOD SWINGS CAN BE A SYMPTOM OF PHYSIOLOGICAL ILLNESS. 148 00:07:15,245 --> 00:07:16,146 I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 149 00:07:16,179 --> 00:07:18,549 MOOD SWINGS ARE ALSO A SYMPTOM OF ADOLESCENCE 150 00:07:18,582 --> 00:07:20,717 ALONG WITH EMO MUSIC AND MASTURBATION. 151 00:07:20,751 --> 00:07:21,985 MORE IMPORTANTLY, HIS WEIGHT LOSS 152 00:07:22,018 --> 00:07:23,520 AND SLEEPING ISSUES STARTED A YEAR AGO. 153 00:07:23,554 --> 00:07:25,088 (Chase) INFECTION MAKES THE MOST SENSE. 154 00:07:25,121 --> 00:07:27,223 HE SHOOTS HOOPS AT SCHOOL, SHOWERS IN THE LOCKER ROOM. 155 00:07:27,257 --> 00:07:29,593 I'M THINKING STAPH. DAMN! 156 00:07:29,626 --> 00:07:30,827 YOU DON'T THINK-- 157 00:07:30,861 --> 00:07:32,028 NOT TALKING TO YOU! 158 00:07:34,164 --> 00:07:36,800 EVERYTHING OKAY WITH CUDDY? SHE'S FINE. 159 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:38,669 SHE'S JUST TOO STUPID TO ACCEPT IT. 160 00:07:38,702 --> 00:07:41,137 START HIM ON NAFCILLIN FOR STAPH. 161 00:07:42,739 --> 00:07:44,207 (Cuddy) ALL THAT'S IN THE, UH, 162 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,677 FIRST MUTUAL SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX. 163 00:07:46,710 --> 00:07:47,878 THE RETIREMENT ACCOUNTS-- 164 00:07:51,314 --> 00:07:53,183 YOU'RE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE OF ONE ULTRASOUND 165 00:07:53,216 --> 00:07:56,119 PERFORMED BY AN INCOMPETENT BONOBO MONKEY. 166 00:07:56,152 --> 00:07:57,788 AS DEMONSTRATED BY MY SITTING HERE CALMLY 167 00:07:57,821 --> 00:07:58,855 GOING ABOUT MY BUSINESS. 168 00:07:58,889 --> 00:08:01,257 CALLING A LAWYER, DRAFTING A WILL! 169 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:02,726 OKAY. I-I... 170 00:08:02,759 --> 00:08:04,761 HACKED INTO YOUR ONLINE SCHEDULE. 171 00:08:04,795 --> 00:08:06,863 LOOK, TESTS ALWAYS SHOW SOMETHING. 172 00:08:06,897 --> 00:08:08,699 A MASS IN YOUR KIDNEY COULD BE A COMPLEX CYST. 173 00:08:08,732 --> 00:08:10,701 IT COULD BE BENIGN. I'M A SINGLE MOM. 174 00:08:10,734 --> 00:08:12,703 I NEED TO SET UP A TRUST, APPOINT A GUARDIAN. 175 00:08:12,736 --> 00:08:14,671 IT'S SILLY THAT I HAVEN'T DONE IT BEFORE NOW. 176 00:08:14,705 --> 00:08:16,673 BUT YOU'RE DOING IT NOW BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE SICK. 177 00:08:16,707 --> 00:08:17,808 THE FREAKING OUT CAN AT LEAST WAIT 178 00:08:17,841 --> 00:08:19,643 UNTIL AFTER THE BIOPSY THIS AFTERNOON. 179 00:08:19,676 --> 00:08:20,510 THE BIOPSY'S NOT TILL TOMORROW. 180 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:23,046 IT'S THE FIRST OPENING IN THE SCHEDULE. 181 00:08:23,079 --> 00:08:23,914 FOR THE DEAN OF MEDICINE, 182 00:08:23,947 --> 00:08:26,049 THE FIRST OPENING IN THE SCHEDULE IS... 183 00:08:26,082 --> 00:08:27,217 OH, LOOK! NOW. 184 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:29,786 MY WORRY ISN'T ANY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYONE ELSE'S. 185 00:08:29,820 --> 00:08:30,921 ACTUALLY, IT IS. 186 00:08:30,954 --> 00:08:32,889 BUT I'M NOT SICK, RIGHT? 187 00:08:36,693 --> 00:08:38,795 GOOD POINT. 188 00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:46,236 I WANT MY STUFF, ASSHAT. 189 00:08:46,269 --> 00:08:47,638 I TOLD YOU, MAN, I DON'T HAVE IT HERE. 190 00:08:47,671 --> 00:08:48,639 HEY... 191 00:08:48,672 --> 00:08:50,674 GUYS. 192 00:08:50,707 --> 00:08:52,275 EVERYTHING OKAY? 193 00:08:52,308 --> 00:08:53,710 ON MY WAY OUT. 194 00:08:53,744 --> 00:08:56,046 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 195 00:09:02,686 --> 00:09:04,821 YOU WANNA... TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON? 196 00:09:11,027 --> 00:09:13,664 MY FRIEND GAVE ME SOME LEFTOVER KLONOPIN HE HAD 197 00:09:13,697 --> 00:09:15,999 WHEN HE SWITCHED HIS SEIZURE MEDS. 198 00:09:16,032 --> 00:09:17,701 I SOLD THEM TO ROID RAGE FOR 80 BUCKS, 199 00:09:17,734 --> 00:09:19,736 BUT I LANDED IN HERE BEFORE I COULD DELIVER, 200 00:09:19,770 --> 00:09:22,172 AND NOW HE'S GONNA RIP MY ARMS OFF. 201 00:09:22,205 --> 00:09:23,807 HOW OFTEN DO YOU SELL DRUGS? 202 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,309 IT WAS A ONE-TIME THING. 203 00:09:26,342 --> 00:09:27,911 I NEEDED THE CASH, I HAD THE PILLS, 204 00:09:27,944 --> 00:09:30,180 SO I THOUGHT, "WHY NOT?" 205 00:09:30,213 --> 00:09:31,948 IT WAS A BAD IDEA. 206 00:09:33,884 --> 00:09:35,151 THE PILLS ARE AT MY HOUSE. 207 00:09:35,185 --> 00:09:37,788 I COULD HAVE A FRIEND GO GET THEM. 208 00:09:45,696 --> 00:09:48,832 GIVE THE THUG HIS MONEY BACK. 209 00:09:50,701 --> 00:09:53,303 ONE TIME ONLY. 210 00:09:57,307 --> 00:09:58,975 I MEAN, IF YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS. 211 00:09:59,009 --> 00:10:00,744 YOU HAVE THREE KIDS OF YOUR OWN. 212 00:10:00,777 --> 00:10:02,078 IT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION. 213 00:10:02,112 --> 00:10:04,314 OF COURSE I'LL BE RACHEL'S GUARDIAN. 214 00:10:04,347 --> 00:10:05,716 AND HOUSE IS COOL WITH THIS? 215 00:10:05,749 --> 00:10:07,050 I MEAN, YOU GUYS... 216 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:08,685 WE'VE ONLY BEEN TOGETHER A FEW MONTHS. 217 00:10:08,719 --> 00:10:10,120 HMM. SEEMS LIKE A LOT LONGER. 218 00:10:10,153 --> 00:10:12,723 PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT HIM FOR TEN YEARS. 219 00:10:12,756 --> 00:10:14,357 AND BY TALKING, I MEAN RANTING ABOUT 220 00:10:14,390 --> 00:10:15,892 WANTING TO SMASH HIS TEETH IN 221 00:10:15,926 --> 00:10:18,762 WITH A STAPLER FOR BEING SUCH A JERK. 222 00:10:19,996 --> 00:10:22,432 PEOPLE CHANGE. 223 00:10:26,336 --> 00:10:27,704 [knock at door] I'LL GET IT. 224 00:10:27,738 --> 00:10:30,073 (House) THAT BETTER BE HER! 225 00:10:30,106 --> 00:10:32,809 audience: OOH! 226 00:10:32,843 --> 00:10:36,747 RACHEL CUDDY, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME HALF AN HOUR AGO. 227 00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:37,948 DON'T BLAME ME-- HE'S THE ONE 228 00:10:37,981 --> 00:10:39,449 WHO WOULDN'T RUN ANY RED LIGHTS. 229 00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:42,819 [laughter] 230 00:10:43,754 --> 00:10:44,955 MOUTH ON THAT KID 231 00:10:44,988 --> 00:10:48,859 MAKES MEL GIBSON SOUND LIKE NELSON MANDELA. 232 00:10:48,892 --> 00:10:49,860 WHERE'D SHE LEARN THAT? 233 00:10:49,893 --> 00:10:52,195 [women whooping] 234 00:10:53,964 --> 00:10:55,265 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE, 235 00:10:55,298 --> 00:10:56,767 BUT I DIDN'T DO IT. 236 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:57,934 [whooping, cheering] 237 00:10:57,968 --> 00:10:59,870 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, OFFICER? 238 00:10:59,903 --> 00:11:01,437 SHE WAS SHOPLIFTING DOWN AT THE MALL. 239 00:11:01,471 --> 00:11:02,939 audience: AW! 240 00:11:02,973 --> 00:11:04,875 ARE EITHER OF YOU THIS GIRL'S FATHER? 241 00:11:04,908 --> 00:11:06,743 NOPE. BUT SINCE HER MOM DIED, 242 00:11:06,777 --> 00:11:08,745 SHE'S MY FAVORITE TAX WRITE-OFF. 243 00:11:08,779 --> 00:11:11,815 OFFICER, YOU HAVE MY WORD IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 244 00:11:11,848 --> 00:11:13,049 'CAUSE NEXT TIME... 245 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:15,518 SHE WON'T GET CAUGHT! 246 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:18,321 [laughter, applause] 247 00:11:22,959 --> 00:11:25,061 [loud cheering] 248 00:11:25,095 --> 00:11:27,030 [gasping, panting] 249 00:11:35,806 --> 00:11:38,909 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 250 00:11:38,942 --> 00:11:40,777 GOOD FOR YOU. 251 00:11:40,811 --> 00:11:42,913 YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASSUMED HE WAS A DRUG DEALER, 252 00:11:42,946 --> 00:11:44,547 BUT INSTEAD YOU TOOK HIS WORD FOR IT. 253 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,817 IT'S NICE TO FINALLY SEE SOMEONE 254 00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:50,453 HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY AROUND HERE. 255 00:11:50,486 --> 00:11:52,989 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 256 00:11:55,025 --> 00:11:57,327 RYAN, YOU OKAY IN THERE? I'M NOT SURE. 257 00:12:00,196 --> 00:12:02,933 I THINK I JUST PEED BLOOD. 258 00:12:08,571 --> 00:12:10,306 LOOKS LIKE PEEING BLOOD IS THE NEW BLACK. 259 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:11,842 PEEING BLOOD AFTER A NIGHT ON ANTIBIOTICS 260 00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:14,077 MEANS WE CAN MOVE ON FROM INFECTIONS. 261 00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:16,012 SCOPING SHOWED NO SIGN OF A BLEED IN HIS BLADDER, 262 00:12:16,046 --> 00:12:18,414 WHICH POINTS TO A KIDNEY PROBLEM. PROBABLY SOME KINDA MASS. 263 00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:19,850 KIDNEY MASS WOULDN'T EXPLAIN THE COUGHING BLOOD 264 00:12:19,883 --> 00:12:21,184 OR THE HEMORRHAGES. 265 00:12:21,217 --> 00:12:22,819 ANTIPHOSPHOLIPID SYNDROME, ON THE OTHER HAND... 266 00:12:22,853 --> 00:12:25,421 MAKES SENSE. BUT DOESN'T RULE OUT A MASS. 267 00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:27,023 (Masters) YOU THINK IT'S CANCER? 268 00:12:27,057 --> 00:12:28,424 MASS DOESN'T HAVE TO BE CANCER. 269 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:29,592 COULD BE RENAL HEMATOMA. 270 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:30,961 BUT THE PATIENT DOESN'T HAVE 271 00:12:30,994 --> 00:12:33,329 ANY OTHER ABDOMINAL TRAUMA. HE'S... 272 00:12:33,363 --> 00:12:34,965 NOT TALKING ABOUT THE PATIENT. 273 00:12:36,499 --> 00:12:39,035 CUDDY HAS A MASS ON HER KIDNEY? 274 00:12:39,069 --> 00:12:40,436 IT'S PROBABLY JUST A COMPLEX CYST 275 00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:43,106 OR ANGIOMYOLIPOMA. 276 00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:44,174 IT'S A MASS, NOT A MYSTERY. 277 00:12:44,207 --> 00:12:47,477 THEY'LL DO THE BIOPSY, THEN YOU'LL HAVE YOUR ANSWER. 278 00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:50,213 JUST...HAVE TO WAIT. 279 00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:52,482 PATIENT ADMITTED TO USING POT. 280 00:12:52,515 --> 00:12:54,450 WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE HE'S DOING. 281 00:12:54,484 --> 00:12:56,853 THIS COULD BE A HEROIN-INDUCED NEPHROPATHY. 282 00:12:56,887 --> 00:12:58,421 I THOUGHT YOU TRUSTED THIS KID. 283 00:12:58,454 --> 00:13:00,423 AND THEN YOU POINTED OUT HOW SWEET THAT WAS. 284 00:13:00,456 --> 00:13:02,458 IF IT WERE HEROIN, HE'D BE GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWAL. 285 00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:04,427 ANTIPHOSPHOLIPID SYNDROME'S A BETTER FIT. 286 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:06,529 START THE PATIENT ON PLASMAPHERESIS. 287 00:13:06,562 --> 00:13:07,463 WHILE HE'S DOING THAT, 288 00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:10,266 CAN I AT LEAST SEARCH HIS HOUSE FOR DRUGS? 289 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:12,235 HAVE I EVER SAID NO TO THAT QUESTION? 290 00:13:16,139 --> 00:13:18,074 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 291 00:13:19,309 --> 00:13:20,410 PIE-EATING CONTEST. 292 00:13:20,443 --> 00:13:23,079 CUDDY'S BIOPSY IS IN AN HOUR. 293 00:13:23,113 --> 00:13:24,580 YOU SHOULD BE KEEPING HER COMPANY. 294 00:13:27,017 --> 00:13:29,986 OKAY. YOU'VE BEEN WORRIED THAT YOUR RELATIONSHIP 295 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,354 IS GETTING IN THE WAY OF YOUR DIAGNOSES, 296 00:13:31,387 --> 00:13:32,588 YOU'RE PROTECTING YOUR PATIENT. 297 00:13:32,622 --> 00:13:35,458 EITHER THAT OR... YOU'RE AN ASS. 298 00:13:35,491 --> 00:13:38,061 THREE--I HATE THE SMELL OF DEATH. 299 00:13:39,295 --> 00:13:41,965 THE CHANCES OF CUDDY HAVING RENAL CELL CARCINOMA-- 300 00:13:41,998 --> 00:13:43,934 I'M TALKING ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP. 301 00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:45,435 SHE NEEDS SUPPORT AND COMFORT, 302 00:13:45,468 --> 00:13:47,337 BOTH THINGS THAT I FAMOUSLY SUCK AT. 303 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:49,405 THIS WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO-- 304 00:13:49,439 --> 00:13:52,275 YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THAT? PRACTICE. 305 00:13:52,308 --> 00:13:55,345 DOING IT--I DON'T KNOW-- ONCE? 306 00:13:55,378 --> 00:13:57,180 I'M NOT GONNA ACT LIKE THERE'S A CRISIS 307 00:13:57,213 --> 00:13:58,181 BEFORE WE KNOW THERE IS ONE. 308 00:13:58,214 --> 00:14:00,250 THERE'S NO PROOF THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH HER. 309 00:14:00,283 --> 00:14:01,584 THERE'S NO PROOF SHE'S BEING STALKED 310 00:14:01,617 --> 00:14:03,253 BY NINJA SQUIRRELS EITHER, 311 00:14:03,286 --> 00:14:05,121 BUT IF SHE'S SCARED OF THEM... 312 00:14:05,155 --> 00:14:07,423 AS HER BOYFRIEND, IT'S YOUR JOB TO FIGURE OUT 313 00:14:07,457 --> 00:14:09,993 HOW TO HELP HER FEEL BETTER. 314 00:14:14,297 --> 00:14:16,399 YOU'RE RIGHT. 315 00:14:21,137 --> 00:14:23,339 [footsteps approach] 316 00:14:25,108 --> 00:14:27,443 HOUSE TOLD ME TO KEEP YOU COMPANY. 317 00:14:27,477 --> 00:14:30,280 NURSE TOLD ME TO GIVE YOU ANTIBIOTICS. 318 00:14:30,313 --> 00:14:33,416 TELL HOUSE I'M FINE. 319 00:14:35,318 --> 00:14:36,486 MM! 320 00:14:39,522 --> 00:14:41,457 TOM CRUISE GOT MARRIED. 321 00:14:41,491 --> 00:14:43,226 [chuckles] 322 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,668 DO YOU WANT ME TO QUOTE FROM FIRST CORINTHIANS? 323 00:14:52,702 --> 00:14:55,438 'CAUSE I CAN DO THAT. AS A JEW, 324 00:14:55,471 --> 00:14:57,173 I'M GONNA HAVE TO DECLINE THAT OFFER. 325 00:14:57,207 --> 00:14:58,474 DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING. 326 00:14:58,508 --> 00:15:00,276 ST. PAUL WAS REALLY ON HIS GAME. 327 00:15:05,381 --> 00:15:09,285 HE'LL SHOW UP EVENTUALLY. 328 00:15:09,319 --> 00:15:12,055 YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT. 329 00:15:12,088 --> 00:15:13,756 BUT I DO. 330 00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,291 ALL THESE YEARS, 331 00:15:15,325 --> 00:15:16,759 HE'S NEVER STOPPED TRYING TO ANNOY ME 332 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:19,329 FOR MORE THAN 15 MINUTES. 333 00:15:19,362 --> 00:15:22,398 AND NOW HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO THE ROOM. 334 00:15:25,101 --> 00:15:27,503 LOVE HOPES ALL THINGS. 335 00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:33,309 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THIS KID? 336 00:15:33,343 --> 00:15:35,578 HE'S DOGGY PADDLING IN A SEA OF MISERY. 337 00:15:35,611 --> 00:15:36,646 I REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE. 338 00:15:36,679 --> 00:15:38,714 HOW FAR DID YOU HAVE TO REACH BACK FOR THAT MEMORY, 339 00:15:38,748 --> 00:15:40,483 LAST NIGHT? 340 00:15:40,516 --> 00:15:42,318 SOMETIMES I HEAR YOU IN THE LIVING ROOM 341 00:15:42,352 --> 00:15:43,386 WATCHING TV AT 3:00 A.M. 342 00:15:43,419 --> 00:15:46,322 THAT'S WHEN CLASSIC DR. WHO COMES ON THE BBC. 343 00:15:46,356 --> 00:15:48,458 YEAH. IF ONLY THEY HAD SOME DEVICE 344 00:15:48,491 --> 00:15:49,625 THAT ALLOWED YOU TO RECORD THEM 345 00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:51,427 AND WATCH THEM ANOTHER TIME. 346 00:15:51,461 --> 00:15:53,396 [cell phone rings] I'M JUST SAYING... 347 00:15:53,429 --> 00:15:56,232 I DON'T THINK FIXING THIS KID IS GONNA FIX YOU. 348 00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:59,035 YEP? 349 00:15:59,069 --> 00:16:01,071 WE'RE ON OUR WAY BACK. 350 00:16:01,104 --> 00:16:03,573 OUR PATIENT LOST ALL FEELING IN HIS RIGHT ARM. 351 00:16:03,606 --> 00:16:05,541 LOOK AT THIS. 352 00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:30,533 [beep beep beep] 353 00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:33,503 [current crackles] 354 00:16:33,536 --> 00:16:36,806 CHASE? 355 00:16:36,839 --> 00:16:39,675 HOW'D IT GO WITH CUDDY? 356 00:16:41,644 --> 00:16:42,612 CHASE? 357 00:16:42,645 --> 00:16:44,780 [current crackling] 358 00:16:52,488 --> 00:16:55,225 [screeching] 359 00:16:59,162 --> 00:17:00,563 AAH! 360 00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:25,087 GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY AX CANE. 361 00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:29,225 (Cuddy) HOUSE...HELP ME! 362 00:17:29,259 --> 00:17:31,461 I'M COMING! 363 00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:36,599 HOUSE...PLEASE! 364 00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,637 IT LOOKS LIKE WE GOT COMPANY. 365 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:55,518 [evil laughter] 366 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:57,520 [reload click] 367 00:17:57,553 --> 00:17:58,554 [reload click] 368 00:18:00,223 --> 00:18:03,359 (Cuddy) HOUSE! 369 00:18:03,393 --> 00:18:05,628 AAH...AAH! 370 00:18:05,661 --> 00:18:08,631 [suspenseful music] 371 00:18:08,664 --> 00:18:11,534 * 372 00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:13,636 (Cuddy) AAH...AAH! 373 00:18:20,643 --> 00:18:21,777 [hisses] 374 00:18:21,811 --> 00:18:22,945 NO! 375 00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,247 AH... 376 00:18:25,548 --> 00:18:28,184 ARE YOU OKAY? 377 00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:31,287 I WAS SLEEPING. 378 00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:33,389 WHAT COULD GO WRONG? 379 00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:40,830 (Masters) PATIENT LOST FEELING IN HIS ARM 380 00:18:40,863 --> 00:18:42,865 WHILE ON STEROIDS-- RULES OUT AUTOIMMUNE. 381 00:18:42,898 --> 00:18:44,734 SO WHAT CAUSES BLEEDING, KIDNEY PROBLEMS, 382 00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:46,302 AND UNILATERAL NUMBNESS? 383 00:18:46,336 --> 00:18:48,304 AND A COMPLETE ABSENCE OF ANY RECORD 384 00:18:48,338 --> 00:18:50,373 OF CUDDY'S KIDNEY BIOPSY. 385 00:18:50,406 --> 00:18:52,308 SHE MUST HAVE PUT IT UNDER A FALSE NAME 386 00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:55,478 SO I COULDN'T RUSH THE RESULTS. 387 00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:57,713 WHAT IF WE HAD IT BACKWARDS 388 00:18:57,747 --> 00:18:59,682 AND IT'S NOT A BLEEDING PROBLEM, IT'S A CLOTTING PROBLEM? 389 00:18:59,715 --> 00:19:02,218 THERE'S NO PATIENT FILE CREATED IN THE LAST TWO DAYS 390 00:19:02,252 --> 00:19:04,420 FOR ANYONE HAVING THAT PROCEDURE. 391 00:19:04,454 --> 00:19:05,588 SHE BACKDATED THE FILE? 392 00:19:05,621 --> 00:19:06,989 THAT'S VERY CLEVER. 393 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,225 HANDS OFF. SHE'S MINE. 394 00:19:09,259 --> 00:19:10,326 CLOTS COULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING 395 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,561 INCLUDING THE NUMBNESS. 396 00:19:11,594 --> 00:19:13,329 WE SHOULD DO AN ANGIOGRAM OF HIS BRAIN, 397 00:19:13,363 --> 00:19:15,465 SEE IF WE CAN FIND IT. 398 00:19:18,934 --> 00:19:20,536 HOUSE. 399 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:21,771 WE'RE WORRIED TOO. 400 00:19:22,905 --> 00:19:24,374 HOW SWEET. 401 00:19:24,407 --> 00:19:25,775 I'M NOT WORRIED. 402 00:19:25,808 --> 00:19:27,977 I JUST WANNA GET THE RESULTS SO SHE CAN STOP WORRYING. 403 00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:29,945 OKAY, BUT IN THE MEANTIME-- DO AN ANGIOGRAM. 404 00:19:29,979 --> 00:19:32,882 YOU TWO GO TO PATHOLOGY AND LOOK AT CUDDY'S SLIDES. 405 00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:34,917 YOU JUST SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHICH SAMPLE WAS HERS. 406 00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:36,686 I GUESS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LOOK AT THEM ALL. 407 00:19:40,456 --> 00:19:42,925 (Chase) BIGGER QUESTION-- WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH TAUB? 408 00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:45,328 JUST BECAUSE HOUSE IS TOO DISTRACTED 409 00:19:45,361 --> 00:19:47,397 TO NOTICE YOUR DISTRACTION DOESN'T MEAN WE DIDN'T. 410 00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:49,499 CLOTS, ANGIOGRAMS-- I'M FOCUSED. 411 00:19:49,532 --> 00:19:52,034 THE KID SCRATCHED OUT THE FACES OF HALF HIS CLASS. 412 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,569 YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S A PROBLEM? 413 00:19:53,603 --> 00:19:54,804 (Foreman) IT'S NOT OUR PROBLEM. 414 00:19:54,837 --> 00:19:55,938 WHY IS IT ANYONE'S PROBLEM? 415 00:19:55,971 --> 00:19:58,508 I VIOLENTLY EXECUTED MY TENTH GRADE GEOMETRY TEACHER 416 00:19:58,541 --> 00:20:00,476 ABOUT FIVE DIFFERENT WAYS IN MY MIND. 417 00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:01,544 I DIDN'T WANT TO KILL ANYBODY. 418 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:04,747 I JUST WANTED TO TORTURE THEM SLOWLY IN MY BASEMENT, 419 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:06,316 PREFERABLY WITH ACID. 420 00:20:07,983 --> 00:20:11,521 YOU GUYS EVER THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU MIGHT TO DO HOUSE? 421 00:20:11,554 --> 00:20:13,556 [elevator bell dings] 422 00:20:18,361 --> 00:20:20,530 MAYBE IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 423 00:20:20,563 --> 00:20:21,931 UNLESS IT IS. 424 00:20:21,964 --> 00:20:24,634 SOMEONE SHOT HOUSE. 425 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:32,308 [television chatter] 426 00:20:34,377 --> 00:20:35,845 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 427 00:20:35,878 --> 00:20:37,747 PIE-EATING CONTEST. 428 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:40,583 I WAS GOING TO SEND CHASE 429 00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:43,085 TO TELL YOU WHAT THE OBVIOUS RIGHT THING TO DO HERE IS, 430 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,587 BUT THEN I REALIZED... 431 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,056 IF YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW STUPID THAT WAS, 432 00:20:47,089 --> 00:20:48,891 YOU MIGHT MISS THE IRONY. 433 00:20:48,924 --> 00:20:50,860 YOU HAVE TO BE WITH HER. 434 00:20:50,893 --> 00:20:52,862 YEAH. I GET IT. 435 00:20:52,895 --> 00:20:54,330 SHE NEEDS ARTIFICIAL SUPPORT 436 00:20:54,364 --> 00:20:55,865 FOR AN ARTIFICIAL PROBLEM. 437 00:20:55,898 --> 00:20:59,001 SHE'S FINE. CHASE DID AN EXCELLENT JOB. 438 00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:01,036 SHE DOESN'T SLEEP WITH CHASE. 439 00:21:01,070 --> 00:21:02,538 WE DON'T KNOW THAT. 440 00:21:02,572 --> 00:21:03,739 HEY! 441 00:21:03,773 --> 00:21:05,875 EATING PIE IN HERE. 442 00:21:05,908 --> 00:21:07,910 HOUSE... 443 00:21:07,943 --> 00:21:09,945 I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU A THIRD TIME. 444 00:21:09,979 --> 00:21:10,946 DO NOT SCREW THIS UP. 445 00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:14,650 BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T WANNA CLEAN UP THE MESS. 446 00:21:16,118 --> 00:21:17,953 HE'S REFERRING TO THE PIE. 447 00:21:17,987 --> 00:21:19,855 14 PATIENTS WITH KIDNEY BIOPSIES. 448 00:21:19,889 --> 00:21:23,793 I TABULATED THEM AGAINST THEIR URINALYSIS RESULTS. 449 00:21:23,826 --> 00:21:25,628 SIX MEN, THREE DIABETICS, 450 00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:27,630 ONE LCDD, ONE KID, TWO SENIORS, 451 00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:31,467 AND BY DEFAULT, ONE...CUDDY. 452 00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:35,738 UH...THE BIOPSY WAS INCONCLUSIVE. 453 00:21:35,771 --> 00:21:37,773 THE MASS IS NEAR THE CENTER OF HER KIDNEY. 454 00:21:37,807 --> 00:21:40,142 THEY COULDN'T GET A READABLE SAMPLE. 455 00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:42,412 MEANS THEY'LL HAVE TO REMOVE THE MASS 456 00:21:42,445 --> 00:21:44,480 TO KNOW IF IT'S CANCER OR NOT. 457 00:21:44,514 --> 00:21:45,848 THE FILE SAYS 458 00:21:45,881 --> 00:21:47,016 THEY'RE DOING SOME IMAGING NOW, 459 00:21:47,049 --> 00:21:50,352 GIVE THE SURGEON A BETTER IDEA OF WHAT HE'S DEALING WITH. 460 00:21:54,424 --> 00:21:55,491 [door closes] 461 00:21:55,525 --> 00:21:57,126 [video game sounds] 462 00:21:57,159 --> 00:21:59,061 (House) CAN WE ORDER PIZZA? 463 00:21:59,094 --> 00:22:01,464 THERE'S NOTHING IN THE FRIDGE. 464 00:22:01,497 --> 00:22:03,165 AT LEAST NOT ANYMORE. 465 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:06,436 WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THE PATIENT? 466 00:22:06,469 --> 00:22:07,703 ANGIO SHOWED A CLOT 467 00:22:07,737 --> 00:22:09,705 IN A BRANCH OF HIS MIDDLE CEREBRAL ARTERY. 468 00:22:09,739 --> 00:22:12,942 STARTED HIM ON STREPTOKINASE TO BREAK IT UP. 469 00:22:12,975 --> 00:22:16,479 ALTHOUGH...MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE JUST PLAYED A FEW ROUNDS 470 00:22:16,512 --> 00:22:19,081 OF SAVAGESCAPE 2: THE REVENGE, BECAUSE THAT'S OBVIOUSLY 471 00:22:19,114 --> 00:22:21,016 THE BEST WAY TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL BETTER. 472 00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:24,086 YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE WILSON, YOUR FACE WILL FREEZE LIKE THAT. 473 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:27,122 LOOK, HOWEVER BAD YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THAT ROOM, 474 00:22:27,156 --> 00:22:30,092 NOT BEING IN THE ROOM IS WORSE. 475 00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:36,966 WHEN SHE BREAKS UP WITH YOU... 476 00:22:36,999 --> 00:22:39,168 YOU'RE PLAYING BY YOURSELF. 477 00:22:39,201 --> 00:22:42,404 [firing sounds] 478 00:22:43,573 --> 00:22:45,074 HONEY, I'M HOME. 479 00:22:45,107 --> 00:22:48,177 JUST IN TIME. POT ROAST IS READY. 480 00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:50,079 SMELLS WONDERFUL! 481 00:22:50,112 --> 00:22:51,681 I CURED ALL MY PATIENTS, 482 00:22:51,714 --> 00:22:53,883 SO I CAME HOME TO SPEND TIME WITH RACHEL. 483 00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:56,085 AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY TODAY? 484 00:22:56,118 --> 00:22:57,119 IT WAS GREAT, MA! 485 00:22:57,152 --> 00:22:59,455 I GOT 100% ON MY SPELLING TEST 486 00:22:59,489 --> 00:23:01,791 AND 170 ON MY LSATS! 487 00:23:01,824 --> 00:23:04,627 YOUR LSATS? YOU'RE EIGHT YEARS OLD. 488 00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:06,161 WE'VE BEEN STUDYING TOGETHER. 489 00:23:06,195 --> 00:23:08,998 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE. 490 00:23:09,031 --> 00:23:12,134 WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 491 00:23:12,167 --> 00:23:13,503 I THINK RACHEL 492 00:23:13,536 --> 00:23:14,870 DESERVES A TREAT. 493 00:23:14,904 --> 00:23:16,138 NO, THANKS, DADDY. 494 00:23:16,171 --> 00:23:18,173 IT MIGHT SPOIL MY APPETITE. 495 00:23:18,207 --> 00:23:19,509 [knock at door] 496 00:23:19,542 --> 00:23:21,744 WELL, WHO COULD THAT BE? 497 00:23:24,179 --> 00:23:26,215 DELIVERY FOR YOU, MRS. HOUSE. 498 00:23:26,248 --> 00:23:28,618 HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY. 499 00:23:28,651 --> 00:23:31,186 I'M NOT 29! 500 00:23:32,855 --> 00:23:35,090 YOU'RE NOT LIMPING. 501 00:23:36,826 --> 00:23:39,228 THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE. 502 00:23:39,261 --> 00:23:42,965 NONE OF THIS IS POSSIBLE. 503 00:23:42,998 --> 00:23:45,568 GIRL CAN DREAM. 504 00:23:45,601 --> 00:23:48,003 [knock at door] [gasps] 505 00:23:48,037 --> 00:23:50,205 [knocking] 506 00:23:52,074 --> 00:23:53,843 [knocking continues] 507 00:23:56,011 --> 00:23:58,247 YOU RUN OUT OF SUGAR? 508 00:23:59,815 --> 00:24:03,252 GOT YOUR SCANS BACK FROM TODAY. 509 00:24:18,233 --> 00:24:19,201 [cell phone rings] 510 00:24:19,234 --> 00:24:21,270 YEAH. 511 00:24:21,303 --> 00:24:23,773 [firing sounds] 512 00:24:23,806 --> 00:24:25,575 [firing stops] 513 00:24:29,278 --> 00:24:31,080 OKAY. 514 00:24:33,716 --> 00:24:36,085 WHAT'S GOING ON? 515 00:24:39,154 --> 00:24:41,190 IMAGING SHOWS ENHANCING MASSES 516 00:24:41,223 --> 00:24:44,193 ACROSS MULTIPLE LOBES OF CUDDY'S LUNGS. 517 00:24:44,226 --> 00:24:47,129 [controller clatters] 518 00:24:47,162 --> 00:24:50,399 THAT'S WHAT KIDNEY CANCER LOOKS LIKE WHEN IT METASTASIZES. 519 00:24:54,269 --> 00:24:56,639 SHE'S DEAD. 520 00:25:02,344 --> 00:25:03,813 WHAT'S UP, LOSERS? 521 00:25:03,846 --> 00:25:05,948 I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING BEING ALIVE. 522 00:25:05,981 --> 00:25:08,117 TODAY'S LESSON: NATURAL SELECTION. 523 00:25:08,150 --> 00:25:10,820 EXCELLENT SYSTEM. MADE US WHO WE ARE TODAY. 524 00:25:10,853 --> 00:25:13,088 BUT THEN WE INVENTED SEAT BELTS AND GROCERY STORES, 525 00:25:13,122 --> 00:25:15,791 THINGS THAT KEEP IDIOTS AND WEAKLINGS ALIVE. 526 00:25:15,825 --> 00:25:17,793 AND LET'S BE HONEST. 527 00:25:17,827 --> 00:25:19,829 MOST OF YOU DON'T REALLY DESERVE IT. 528 00:25:22,665 --> 00:25:24,800 HERE'S TO THE NATURAL ORDER. 529 00:25:28,938 --> 00:25:29,939 [boom] 530 00:25:31,941 --> 00:25:32,908 YES! 531 00:25:32,942 --> 00:25:36,111 [laughs] WHOO! 532 00:25:36,145 --> 00:25:37,947 COPIED FROM HIS FLASH DRIVE. 533 00:25:37,980 --> 00:25:40,149 DO I GO TO THE COPS? 534 00:25:40,182 --> 00:25:42,685 YES. "OFFICER, I'D LIKE TO REPORT AN ASSAULT. 535 00:25:42,718 --> 00:25:45,287 THE VICTIM WAS A PILE OF LEAVES." 536 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,722 IT GOES ON. 537 00:25:46,756 --> 00:25:47,957 HE TALKS ABOUT BOMBING HIS SCHOOL. 538 00:25:47,990 --> 00:25:49,859 WHICH YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU STOLE HIS FLASH DRIVE 539 00:25:49,892 --> 00:25:51,727 AND BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE. 540 00:25:51,761 --> 00:25:53,228 HOW'S THAT GONNA PLAY? 541 00:25:53,262 --> 00:25:55,698 (Masters) RYAN'S NOT RESPONDING TO STREPTOKINASE. 542 00:25:55,731 --> 00:25:57,733 WE DON'T HAVE VERY LONG BEFORE THE DAMAGE 543 00:25:57,767 --> 00:25:59,068 BECOMES IRREVERSIBLE. 544 00:25:59,101 --> 00:26:00,369 SO WE EITHER UP HIS DOSAGE 545 00:26:00,402 --> 00:26:02,404 OR GO INTO HIS HEAD AND GET THE CLOT OUT. 546 00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:04,073 WHERE'S HOUSE? HOPEFULLY WITH CUDDY. 547 00:26:04,106 --> 00:26:06,308 SHE DID JUST GET SOME PRETTY AWFUL NEWS. 548 00:26:06,341 --> 00:26:07,710 I CALLED HER. 549 00:26:07,743 --> 00:26:09,879 SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HE IS EITHER. 550 00:26:14,817 --> 00:26:16,819 HAVE YOU SEEN HOUSE? 551 00:26:16,852 --> 00:26:18,287 NO. 552 00:26:20,322 --> 00:26:23,058 HE LEFT MY PLACE LAST NIGHT AFTER YOU CALLED. 553 00:26:23,092 --> 00:26:24,760 NO ONE'S SEEN HIM TODAY. 554 00:26:24,794 --> 00:26:26,729 ANY IDEA WHERE HE'D BE? 555 00:26:26,762 --> 00:26:28,898 NO. 556 00:26:30,132 --> 00:26:32,301 AND YOU'RE NOT... WORRIED ABOUT THAT? 557 00:26:32,334 --> 00:26:34,804 HE'S NOT GOOD WITH BAD NEWS. 558 00:26:34,837 --> 00:26:36,806 YES. I'M WORRIED. 559 00:26:36,839 --> 00:26:38,741 BUT THIS ISN'T ABOUT HOUSE. IT'S ABOUT CUDDY. 560 00:26:38,774 --> 00:26:40,142 SHE'S THE ONE WHO COULD BE DYING, 561 00:26:40,175 --> 00:26:41,844 AND HE'S TRYING TO MAKE THIS ABOUT HIMSELF. 562 00:26:41,877 --> 00:26:43,746 I'M NOT PLAYING. 563 00:26:43,779 --> 00:26:45,748 OKAY... 564 00:26:48,050 --> 00:26:50,853 SHE STILL BELIEVES HE'LL SHOW UP. 565 00:26:52,187 --> 00:26:53,723 HE'LL EITHER GET OVER HIMSELF 566 00:26:53,756 --> 00:26:56,759 AND BE WHO SHE NEEDS HIM TO BE 567 00:26:56,792 --> 00:27:00,195 OR HE WON'T. 568 00:27:00,229 --> 00:27:01,831 [keys clacking] 569 00:27:01,864 --> 00:27:03,032 (Taub) WE'D LIKE TO DO AN EMBOLECTOMY. 570 00:27:03,065 --> 00:27:06,101 WE'LL RUN A CORKSCREW-SHAPED INSTRUMENT INTO RYAN'S BRAIN 571 00:27:06,135 --> 00:27:09,872 AND PULL THE CLOT OUT. 572 00:27:09,905 --> 00:27:11,073 OKAY. 573 00:27:11,106 --> 00:27:12,441 HAVE YOU TALKED TO HIM ABOUT IT? 574 00:27:12,474 --> 00:27:15,945 YES. BUT I WANTED TO SEE YOU ALONE. 575 00:27:15,978 --> 00:27:18,881 I SAW SOME VIDES THAT RYAN MADE A FEW WEEKS AGO. 576 00:27:18,914 --> 00:27:21,016 HE'S BLOWING UP PIPE BOMBS 577 00:27:21,050 --> 00:27:23,118 AND THREATENING PEOPLE IN HIS SCHOOL. 578 00:27:23,152 --> 00:27:23,953 (Kay) OH, GOD! 579 00:27:23,986 --> 00:27:25,420 HE WAS PROBABLY JUST MESSING AROUND. 580 00:27:25,454 --> 00:27:26,756 OUR SON WOULDN'T HURT ANYBODY. 581 00:27:26,789 --> 00:27:28,323 I'M NOT SO SURE. 582 00:27:28,357 --> 00:27:29,925 I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD, 583 00:27:29,959 --> 00:27:31,861 BUT RYAN'S A GOOD KID. 584 00:27:31,894 --> 00:27:34,864 HE'S HAD A ROUGH COUPLE YEARS SINCE HE STARTED HIGH SCHOOL, 585 00:27:34,897 --> 00:27:36,198 BUT I REALLY THINK HE'LL COME OUT OF IT. 586 00:27:36,231 --> 00:27:37,967 HE NEEDS HELP. MAYBE HE DOES, 587 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,002 BUT IF THIS GETS OUT, HE'LL BE SUSPENDED, 588 00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:41,871 MAYBE EXPELLED. 589 00:27:41,904 --> 00:27:44,306 HOW ABOUT YOU FOCUS ON KEEPING HIM ALIVE? 590 00:27:44,339 --> 00:27:46,341 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 591 00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:48,043 WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO? 592 00:27:48,077 --> 00:27:49,178 PSSH. HA. 593 00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:50,445 SO YOU CAN DO THE OPPOSITE? 594 00:27:50,479 --> 00:27:52,882 THERE ARE KIDS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY 595 00:27:52,915 --> 00:27:55,084 DOING DUMB, POTENTIALLY VIOLENT THINGS, 596 00:27:55,117 --> 00:27:58,153 BUT THE PERCENTAGE OF THEM WHO WOULD ACTUALLY KILL ANYBODY 597 00:27:58,187 --> 00:27:59,454 IS MINISCULE. 598 00:27:59,488 --> 00:28:01,123 SO I SHOULDN'T DO ANYTHING. 599 00:28:01,156 --> 00:28:03,125 MM...WHILE THE ODDS ARE LOW, 600 00:28:03,158 --> 00:28:05,928 THE FALLOUT COULD BE... HUGE. 601 00:28:05,961 --> 00:28:07,963 TENS OR EVEN HUNDREDS OF LIVES. 602 00:28:07,997 --> 00:28:10,065 SO I SHOULD CALL THE COPS. 603 00:28:10,099 --> 00:28:12,067 OF COURSE, OVER-IDENTIFICATION WITH THE SUBJECT 604 00:28:12,101 --> 00:28:15,838 COULD SKEW THE CALCULATION TOWARDS BEING EXTRA-PROTECTIVE. 605 00:28:15,871 --> 00:28:17,773 OR ALTERNATIVELY-- 606 00:28:17,807 --> 00:28:20,209 YOU SUCK AT THIS. 607 00:28:23,512 --> 00:28:25,380 HATE THE STATISTICS... 608 00:28:25,414 --> 00:28:27,349 NOT THE STATISTICIAN. 609 00:28:31,821 --> 00:28:33,989 GIVE ME A LITTLE MORE DYE. 610 00:28:36,859 --> 00:28:38,193 (Chase) THERE'S THE CLOT. 611 00:28:43,098 --> 00:28:45,901 IT JUST DISINTEGRATED WHEN YOU TOUCHED IT. 612 00:28:46,902 --> 00:28:48,904 WHAT WAS THAT THING? 613 00:29:01,917 --> 00:29:03,886 I GOT A GREAT IDEA WHERE WE SHOULD GO. 614 00:29:03,919 --> 00:29:05,187 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. 615 00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:07,489 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 616 00:29:07,522 --> 00:29:09,158 AUSTRALIA'S FINEST. 617 00:29:09,191 --> 00:29:11,861 THERE'S A GREAT KARAOKE BAR IN NEWARK-- 618 00:29:11,894 --> 00:29:13,295 I HATE KARAOKE. 619 00:29:13,328 --> 00:29:16,999 THEY GOT EVERY-- EVERY SONG 620 00:29:17,032 --> 00:29:19,134 BY EVERY AUSSIE ARTIST. 621 00:29:19,168 --> 00:29:23,072 MIDNIGHT OIL, MEN AT WORK, OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN. 622 00:29:23,105 --> 00:29:25,274 I DO A MEAN VERSION OF PHYSICAL. 623 00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:28,043 AND THE BARBECUE SHRIMP IS AMAZING. 624 00:29:30,312 --> 00:29:32,081 WHAT ABOUT THE FRIES? 625 00:29:32,114 --> 00:29:35,117 HOT AND SALTY AND DELICIOUS. 626 00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:38,120 [paper rustling] 627 00:29:44,026 --> 00:29:46,128 TALKING ABOUT FOOD MADE ME HUNGRY. 628 00:29:47,329 --> 00:29:50,499 YOU HAD CANDY IN MY OTHER DREAMS. 629 00:29:50,532 --> 00:29:53,102 MEANS YOU'RE STRESSED AT WORK. 630 00:29:53,135 --> 00:29:55,604 ALL DREAM SYMBOLS MEAN YOU'RE STRESSED AT WORK. 631 00:29:55,637 --> 00:29:57,472 OR CASTRATION ANXIETY. 632 00:29:57,506 --> 00:29:59,108 NO. 633 00:29:59,141 --> 00:30:02,011 I WAS HOPING... 634 00:30:02,044 --> 00:30:05,147 YOU'D FIGURE OUT A WAY TO HANDLE ALL THIS. 635 00:30:07,149 --> 00:30:11,120 MAYBE YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL A CHILD. 636 00:30:11,153 --> 00:30:13,923 I CAN DO BETTER. 637 00:30:20,229 --> 00:30:22,497 MIGHT BE TOO LATE. 638 00:30:29,671 --> 00:30:31,006 HOUSE! 639 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,474 [loud gunfire] 640 00:30:32,507 --> 00:30:33,542 [gasps] 641 00:30:33,575 --> 00:30:35,110 AH... 642 00:30:59,068 --> 00:31:01,403 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE. 643 00:31:04,073 --> 00:31:06,041 SORRY. 644 00:31:10,679 --> 00:31:13,082 I KNEW YOU'D COME. 645 00:31:21,423 --> 00:31:22,424 WHAT WAS THAT THING, 646 00:31:22,457 --> 00:31:24,559 AND WHY DID IT JUST DISSOLVE 647 00:31:24,593 --> 00:31:25,995 IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY? 648 00:31:26,028 --> 00:31:27,329 (Foreman) WHY IS HIS LIVER SHUTTING DOWN? 649 00:31:27,362 --> 00:31:28,263 THAT THING IN HIS BRAIN GOES AWAY, 650 00:31:28,297 --> 00:31:29,564 THE KID SLIPS INTO A COMA. 651 00:31:29,598 --> 00:31:31,033 (Masters) WE STARTED HIM ON LACTULOSE, 652 00:31:31,066 --> 00:31:33,202 BUT AT THE RATE HIS LIVER FUNCTION IS DECLINING, 653 00:31:33,235 --> 00:31:34,436 HE'LL BE DEAD IN A DAY. 654 00:31:34,469 --> 00:31:36,738 SHOULD WE PAGE HOUSE? 655 00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:38,373 (Chase) HE'S BUSY. 656 00:31:42,377 --> 00:31:44,279 (Masters) HOUSE CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR HER NOW. 657 00:31:44,313 --> 00:31:46,348 WE NEED HIM! BY HIS OWN LOGIC-- 658 00:31:46,381 --> 00:31:48,283 (Chase) PATIENT'S BLOOD TESTS WERE NEGATIVE 659 00:31:48,317 --> 00:31:50,585 FOR BARBITURATES OR ACETAMINOPHEN. 660 00:31:50,619 --> 00:31:52,421 HE'S NOT ON A HIGH PROTEIN DIET. 661 00:31:52,454 --> 00:31:54,623 HOUSE COULDN'T CONCENTRATE ON THE CASE BEFORE SHE WAS DYING. 662 00:31:54,656 --> 00:31:57,392 YOU THINK HE'S GONNA GET IN THE GAME NOW? 663 00:31:58,527 --> 00:32:00,295 IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT, 664 00:32:00,329 --> 00:32:02,231 I WON'T SLEEP WITH ANYONE FOR AT LEAST A MONTH. 665 00:32:02,264 --> 00:32:03,598 MAKE IT TWO. 666 00:32:03,632 --> 00:32:05,534 BITCH. 667 00:32:08,370 --> 00:32:11,273 (Masters) A.I.P. CAN CAUSE UREMIA, TANK THE LIVER. 668 00:32:11,306 --> 00:32:14,076 (Chase) IT CAUSES ABDOMINAL CRAMPING, NOT ABDOMINAL BLEEDING. 669 00:32:14,109 --> 00:32:16,378 (Masters) OH, BECAUSE FUCOSIDOSIS WAS SUCH A BRILLIANT IDEA? 670 00:32:16,411 --> 00:32:18,580 (Taub) GUYS! 671 00:32:20,349 --> 00:32:22,717 (Chase) TYPE 2 CITRULLINEMIA FITS. 672 00:32:22,751 --> 00:32:25,154 (Masters) THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF HYPERLIPIDEMIA 673 00:32:25,187 --> 00:32:27,689 OR PANCREATITIS. (Taub) THOSE CAN TAKE YEARS TO EMERGE. 674 00:32:27,722 --> 00:32:28,757 CLOSEST WE'VE GOTTEN. 675 00:32:28,790 --> 00:32:30,259 START HIM ON IV SODIUM BENZOATE 676 00:32:30,292 --> 00:32:32,461 TO REDUCE THE AMMONIA LEVELS IN HIS BLOOD. 677 00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:35,464 RUN A GENETIC TEST FOR CITRULLINEMIA. 678 00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:43,538 [machines hissing, beeping] 679 00:32:48,143 --> 00:32:48,943 [beep] 680 00:32:48,977 --> 00:32:50,412 [whispering] FORGET YOUR TROUBLES. 681 00:32:50,445 --> 00:32:51,780 FORGET YOUR TROUBLES. 682 00:32:51,813 --> 00:32:53,515 * FORGET YOUR TROUBLES 683 00:32:53,548 --> 00:32:56,385 * COME ON, GET HAPPY 684 00:32:56,418 --> 00:32:57,352 FORGET YOUR TROUBLES. 685 00:32:57,386 --> 00:33:01,556 * YOU BETTER CHASE ALL YOUR CARES AWAY * 686 00:33:03,325 --> 00:33:04,526 * SHOUT HALLELUJAH 687 00:33:04,559 --> 00:33:06,661 * COME ON, GET HAPPY 688 00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:10,532 * GET READY FOR THE JUDGMENT DAY * 689 00:33:10,565 --> 00:33:12,801 * 690 00:33:12,834 --> 00:33:16,471 * THE SUN IS SHINING, COME ON, GET HAPPY * 691 00:33:16,505 --> 00:33:20,342 * THE LORD IS WAITING TO TAKE YOUR HAND * 692 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:23,845 * SHOUT HALLELUJAH, COME ON, GET HAPPY * 693 00:33:23,878 --> 00:33:29,851 * WE'RE GOIN' TO THE PROMISED 694 00:33:29,884 --> 00:33:31,386 * LAND (Chorus) * WE'RE HEADING 695 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:33,655 * ACROSS THE RIVER 696 00:33:33,688 --> 00:33:36,691 * WASH YOUR SINS IN THE TIDE * 697 00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:40,762 * IT'S ALL SO PEACEFUL 698 00:33:40,795 --> 00:33:43,832 * ON THE OTHER SIDE 699 00:33:43,865 --> 00:33:47,269 * ON THE OTHER SIDE 700 00:33:47,302 --> 00:33:49,838 * FORGET YOUR TROUBLES, COME ON, GET HAPPY * 701 00:33:49,871 --> 00:33:53,775 * YOU BETTER CHASE ALL YOUR CARES AWAY * 702 00:33:53,808 --> 00:33:56,511 * SHOUT HALLELUJAH, COME ON, GET HAPPY * 703 00:33:56,545 --> 00:33:59,748 * GET READY FOR THE JUDGMENT DAY * 704 00:33:59,781 --> 00:34:04,119 * FORGET YOUR TROUBLES, COME ON, GET HAPPY * 705 00:34:04,153 --> 00:34:06,455 * YOU BETTER CHASE ALL YOUR CARES AWAY * 706 00:34:06,488 --> 00:34:07,489 * CHASE ALL YOUR CARES AWAY * 707 00:34:07,522 --> 00:34:08,490 * SHOUT HALLELUJAH 708 00:34:08,523 --> 00:34:10,125 * COME ON, GET HAPPY 709 00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:12,327 * GET READY 710 00:34:12,361 --> 00:34:13,595 * 711 00:34:13,628 --> 00:34:16,765 * FOR THE JUDGMENT 712 00:34:16,798 --> 00:34:19,401 * DAY 713 00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:22,704 [carnival music] 714 00:34:22,737 --> 00:34:25,340 GET HAPPY. GET READY. GET READY. 715 00:34:25,374 --> 00:34:26,841 GET HAPPY. GET HAPPY. 716 00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:28,643 GET READY, GET READY. 717 00:34:28,677 --> 00:34:30,379 GET HAPPY. 718 00:34:30,412 --> 00:34:32,681 GET READY! [echoing] HAPPY! 719 00:34:32,714 --> 00:34:34,516 GET READY. 720 00:34:34,549 --> 00:34:37,286 * GET HAPPY 721 00:34:37,319 --> 00:34:38,787 [piano music] 722 00:34:38,820 --> 00:34:42,224 * FORGET YOUR TROUBLES, COME ON, GET HAPPY * 723 00:34:42,257 --> 00:34:45,460 * YOU BETTER CHASE YOUR CARES AWAY * 724 00:34:45,494 --> 00:34:49,398 * SHOUT HALLELUJAH, COME ON, GET HAPPY * 725 00:34:49,431 --> 00:34:52,234 * GET READY FOR THE JUDGMENT DAY * 726 00:34:52,267 --> 00:34:55,770 * THE SUN IS SHINING, COME ON, GET HAPPY * 727 00:34:55,804 --> 00:34:58,807 * THE LORD IS WAITING TO TAKE YOUR HAND * 728 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,844 * SHOUT HALLELUJAH, COME ON, GET HAPPY * 729 00:35:02,877 --> 00:35:05,947 (House) * GET READY FOR THE JUDGMENT DAY * 730 00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:09,318 (all) * FORGET YOUR TROUBLES, COME ON, GET HAPPY * 731 00:35:09,351 --> 00:35:12,487 * GET READY FOR THE JUDGMENT DAY * 732 00:35:12,521 --> 00:35:13,655 [overlapping singing] * SHOUT HALLELUJAH 733 00:35:13,688 --> 00:35:16,225 * COME ON, GET HAPPY 734 00:35:16,258 --> 00:35:17,492 * GET READY FOR THE JUDGMENT 735 00:35:17,526 --> 00:35:18,860 * READY FOR THE JUDGMENT 736 00:35:18,893 --> 00:35:20,529 * READY FOR THE JUDGMENT 737 00:35:20,562 --> 00:35:21,863 * READY FOR THE JUDGMENT 738 00:35:21,896 --> 00:35:22,897 * READY FOR THE-- 739 00:35:22,931 --> 00:35:26,401 [whirring tone] 740 00:35:26,435 --> 00:35:27,536 [stops] 741 00:35:43,585 --> 00:35:44,886 HM. 742 00:35:44,919 --> 00:35:45,887 HI. 743 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:46,921 HI. 744 00:35:54,496 --> 00:35:57,532 GUESS WHO DOESN'T HAVE CANCER? 745 00:35:57,566 --> 00:35:59,468 ME. 746 00:35:59,501 --> 00:36:01,636 ALSO YOU. 747 00:36:01,670 --> 00:36:02,904 ACTUALLY, YOU FOR SURE. ME... 748 00:36:02,937 --> 00:36:04,773 HOUSE. 749 00:36:04,806 --> 00:36:06,908 YOUR TUMOR WAS BENIGN. 750 00:36:06,941 --> 00:36:09,411 AN ONCOCYTOMA. 751 00:36:09,444 --> 00:36:11,480 THEY CUT IT OUT. YOU'LL BE FINE. 752 00:36:14,549 --> 00:36:15,717 THEN WHAT WAS IN MY LUNGS? 753 00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:17,852 ONCE THEY RULED OUT CANCER, 754 00:36:17,886 --> 00:36:20,789 I REMEMBERED THAT YOUR MOM WAS ALLERGIC TO ANTIBIOTICS. 755 00:36:20,822 --> 00:36:22,457 SO I HAD THEM TEST YOUR BLOOD, 756 00:36:22,491 --> 00:36:24,359 AND YOUR IgE LEVELS WERE THROUGH THE ROOF. 757 00:36:24,393 --> 00:36:26,995 BECAUSE THE LUNG MASSES WERE AN ALLERGIC REACTION. 758 00:36:27,028 --> 00:36:29,264 SO NOW YOU'RE OFF THE ANTIBIOTICS, 759 00:36:29,298 --> 00:36:31,500 YOUR LUNGS SHOULD CLEAR RIGHT UP. 760 00:36:35,670 --> 00:36:37,706 I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING. 761 00:36:39,574 --> 00:36:40,642 SAY HELLO TO YOUR TUMOR. 762 00:36:40,675 --> 00:36:41,643 UGH! 763 00:36:41,676 --> 00:36:43,312 WAIT. 764 00:36:54,689 --> 00:36:56,625 THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS THAT I COULD BE AFRAID OF, 765 00:36:56,658 --> 00:36:59,294 AND MOST OF THE TIME, I MANAGE TO... 766 00:36:59,328 --> 00:37:02,297 LOCK THEM UP BEHIND DOORS. 767 00:37:02,331 --> 00:37:05,867 BUT THIS HAPPENS... 768 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:08,770 ALL THOSE DOORS JUST BURST OPEN. 769 00:37:17,879 --> 00:37:20,982 YOU JUST FIGURED SOMETHING OUT ABOUT YOUR PATIENT, DIDN'T YOU? 770 00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:24,886 GO. DO WHAT YOU DO. 771 00:37:29,758 --> 00:37:32,093 TAKE HIM OFF THE MEDS. 772 00:37:32,126 --> 00:37:34,429 HE'S GOT A STAPH INFECTION. 773 00:37:34,463 --> 00:37:35,830 YOU TREATED HIM FOR STAPH THREE DAYS AGO. 774 00:37:35,864 --> 00:37:36,998 IT DIDN'T WORK. 775 00:37:37,031 --> 00:37:39,033 BACTERIA ALREADY IN HIS SYSTEM RESPONDED. 776 00:37:39,067 --> 00:37:41,936 ONCE A DOOR'S BEEN BUSTED OPEN, MORE JUST KEEP COMING. 777 00:37:43,405 --> 00:37:45,374 OH! HE'S TALKING ABOUT AN ABSCESS. 778 00:37:45,407 --> 00:37:46,775 I GOT THAT. 779 00:37:46,808 --> 00:37:48,577 FOR THE CHEAP SEATS, 780 00:37:48,610 --> 00:37:50,845 AN ABSCESS IS A GOOEY LITTLE CREAM PUFF 781 00:37:50,879 --> 00:37:52,647 OF INFECTION. 782 00:37:52,681 --> 00:37:55,384 PROBABLY BURST WHEN YOUR LITTLE PRIDE AND HOMICIDAL JOY 783 00:37:55,417 --> 00:37:57,619 TOOK A HARD FOUL. 784 00:37:57,652 --> 00:37:59,020 IT'S GOOD NEWS. 785 00:37:59,053 --> 00:38:00,655 IF WE CAN FIND THE DOOR. 786 00:38:03,825 --> 00:38:05,927 I THINK I KNOW WHERE IT IS. 787 00:38:08,096 --> 00:38:11,766 WHAT IF...THESE AREN'T FROM SKATEBOARDING? 788 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,668 [boom] THE KID HAS BEEN BLOWING UP 789 00:38:13,702 --> 00:38:14,969 PVC PIPE BOMBS. 790 00:38:15,003 --> 00:38:16,805 IF HE GOT HIT BY SHRAPNEL, 791 00:38:16,838 --> 00:38:18,773 THE BODY WALLS OFF THE FOREIGN OBJECT, 792 00:38:18,807 --> 00:38:20,542 WHICH, BECAUSE IT'S PLASTIC, 793 00:38:20,575 --> 00:38:22,043 DOESN'T SHOW UP ON IMAGING 794 00:38:22,076 --> 00:38:23,878 AND PROVIDES A PERFECT HOME FOR BACTERIA. 795 00:38:23,912 --> 00:38:25,780 ANTIBIOTICS ATTACKED THE INFECTION, 796 00:38:25,814 --> 00:38:27,482 CAUSING PIECES TO BREAK OFF. 797 00:38:27,516 --> 00:38:28,717 SOME HIT THE LIVER. 798 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:30,485 ONE LODGED IN HIS BRAIN AND DISSOLVED 799 00:38:30,519 --> 00:38:31,820 WHEN FOREMAN TOUCHED IT. 800 00:38:31,853 --> 00:38:33,955 ONCE WE DRAIN THE ABSCESS AND REMOVE THE SHRAPNEL, 801 00:38:33,988 --> 00:38:36,491 THE ANTIBIOTICS CAN DO THEIR JOB. 802 00:38:36,525 --> 00:38:37,992 HE'LL BE FINE. 803 00:38:39,728 --> 00:38:43,532 WHICH JUST LEAVES... WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW? 804 00:38:46,535 --> 00:38:47,702 ALL RIGHT. 805 00:38:47,736 --> 00:38:50,439 I PUT THE REST OF THE SOUP IN THE FREEZER 806 00:38:50,472 --> 00:38:52,641 SO YOU'LL HAVE SOME FOR LATER. 807 00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:55,977 THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. YEAH. 808 00:38:56,010 --> 00:38:57,912 HERE YOU GO. I GOT IT. 809 00:38:57,946 --> 00:38:59,848 OKAY. 810 00:38:59,881 --> 00:39:02,784 ARE YOU GONNA TELL MOM? 811 00:39:02,817 --> 00:39:05,019 SO SHE CAN SHOW UP HERE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU 812 00:39:05,053 --> 00:39:09,090 BY HARASSING THE HOUSEKEEPER AND CRITICIZING YOUR BATHROBE? 813 00:39:09,123 --> 00:39:12,026 YEAH. I THINK I'M GONNA WAIT A FEW YEARS. 814 00:39:16,197 --> 00:39:17,832 OH, AND I MOVED YOUR SLEEPING PILLS 815 00:39:17,866 --> 00:39:20,735 BACK IN THE MEDICINE CABINET BECAUSE I JUST WORRY. 816 00:39:20,769 --> 00:39:22,871 RACHEL ALWAYS CALLS THEM CANDY. 817 00:39:33,582 --> 00:39:36,084 YOU TOOK VICODIN. 818 00:39:39,588 --> 00:39:42,190 WHEN YOU CAME TO MY HOSPITAL ROOM THAT NIGHT, 819 00:39:42,223 --> 00:39:45,126 YOU WERE STONED. 820 00:39:54,603 --> 00:39:57,606 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 821 00:40:00,909 --> 00:40:03,578 HOW DID I NOT KNOW? 822 00:40:03,612 --> 00:40:05,614 HOW DID I MAKE MYSELF FORGET FOR MONTHS 823 00:40:05,647 --> 00:40:07,616 THAT YOU'RE AN ADDICT? 824 00:40:09,618 --> 00:40:11,753 MY SUBCONSCIOUS WAS TRYING TO TELL ME 825 00:40:11,786 --> 00:40:14,556 YOU COULD NEVER GET THROUGH THIS WITHOUT DRUGS. 826 00:40:17,926 --> 00:40:19,928 IT WAS A ONE-TIME THING. 827 00:40:19,961 --> 00:40:21,930 IT'S NOT ABOUT THE PILLS, HOUSE. 828 00:40:21,963 --> 00:40:23,898 IT'S ABOUT WHAT THEY MEAN. 829 00:40:23,932 --> 00:40:25,967 I WAS SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT 830 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,969 MY GIRLFRIEND MIGHT DIE. 831 00:40:28,002 --> 00:40:29,671 NO. 832 00:40:29,704 --> 00:40:32,541 YOU DON'T TAKE VICODIN BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED. 833 00:40:32,574 --> 00:40:34,175 YOU TAKE IT SO YOU WON'T FEEL PAIN. 834 00:40:34,208 --> 00:40:36,878 EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE IS TO AVOID PAIN-- 835 00:40:36,911 --> 00:40:38,079 DRUGS, SARCASM... 836 00:40:38,112 --> 00:40:40,214 KEEPING EVERYBODY AT ARM'S LENGTH 837 00:40:40,248 --> 00:40:41,950 SO NO ONE CAN HURT YOU. 838 00:40:41,983 --> 00:40:43,718 AS OPPOSED TO EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD 839 00:40:43,752 --> 00:40:46,821 WHO GOES LOOKING FOR PAIN LIKE IT'S BURIED TREASURE? 840 00:40:48,723 --> 00:40:52,727 PAIN HAPPENS WHEN YOU CARE. 841 00:40:52,761 --> 00:40:54,262 Y-YOU CAN'T LOVE SOMEONE 842 00:40:54,295 --> 00:40:58,900 WITHOUT MAKING YOURSELF OPEN TO THEIR PROBLEMS, 843 00:40:58,933 --> 00:41:01,703 THEIR FEARS. 844 00:41:01,736 --> 00:41:03,905 AND YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO DO THAT. 845 00:41:03,938 --> 00:41:05,907 I CA--I CAME TO BE WITH YOU. 846 00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:08,910 BUT YOU WEREN'T WITH ME, NOT REALLY. 847 00:41:10,745 --> 00:41:13,882 I WANTED TO BE. 848 00:41:15,950 --> 00:41:17,986 THAT'S NOT ENOUGH. 849 00:41:23,024 --> 00:41:26,527 I CAN DO BETTER. 850 00:41:29,831 --> 00:41:32,834 I DON'T THINK YOU CAN. 851 00:41:37,138 --> 00:41:39,207 YOU'LL CHOOSE YOURSELF OVER EVERYBODY ELSE 852 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,875 OVER AND OVER AGAIN, 853 00:41:40,909 --> 00:41:42,844 BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHO YOU ARE. 854 00:41:50,985 --> 00:41:52,854 I'M SORRY. 855 00:41:52,887 --> 00:41:54,723 NO. NO, NO, NO. DON'T. 856 00:41:54,756 --> 00:41:56,825 DON'T. I THOUGHT I COULD DO THIS. 857 00:41:56,858 --> 00:41:58,627 DON'T. PLEASE DON'T. 858 00:42:03,331 --> 00:42:05,166 GOOD-BYE, HOUSE. 859 00:43:10,765 --> 00:43:13,768 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 59718

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