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[The Chordettes' Mr. Sandman]
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* BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
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* BUM BUM BUM BUM
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM *
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* BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
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* MR. SANDMAN
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IF YOU'RE GOING TO DRESS
LIKE AN ITALIAN HOOKER,
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AT LEAST LET IT BE
THIS YEAR'S ITALIAN HOOKER.
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SHE'S NOT TELLING US
WE LOOK FAT.
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THAT'S A MAJOR
BREAKTHROUGH.
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IF YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO BE INSULTED,
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YOU WOULDN'T HAVE INVITED ME.
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WOULD ANYONE LIKE
SOME CHAMPAGNE?
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NO.
YES, THREE GLASSES, PLEASE.
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MOM.
YEAH, IT'S NOT--
IT'S NOT EVEN LUNCH.
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IF YOU'D PREFER,
I'LL MAKE IT A MIMOSA.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
PERFECT...
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FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
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PERFECT
FOR BREAST-FEEDING.
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* PLEASE TURN ON
YOUR MAGIC BEAM *
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* MR. SANDMAN,
BRING ME A DREAM *
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MY HEART'S DOING
THAT WEIRD THING AGAIN.
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BEATING?
THAT'S NORMAL FOR HUMANS.
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COME ON, LISA, TAKE HER
SERIOUSLY FOR ONCE.
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*
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* MR. SANDMAN,
BRING ME A DREAM *
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* MAKE HIM THE CUTEST...
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WHAT?
WHAT IS IT?
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I THINK WE NEED TO GET YOU
TO THE HOSPITAL.
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* MR. SANDMAN,
BRING ME A DREAM *
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(cartoon character on TV)
I'M DYING TO TRY IT.
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[silly cartoon sound effects]
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IS NO ONE GONNA
TELL ME...
SHH.
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HOW DELIGHTFUL.
[belches]
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[softly]
WHY WE'RE IN THE MORGUE?
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HOUSE IS ON THE LAM
FROM SOMEONE.
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TAUB'S GOT HIS MONEY ON WILSON,
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S CUDDY.
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(Foreman)
WORLD OF ANGRY PATIENTS,OLE
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CREDITORS...
[door opens]
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SHE NEEDS A DOCTOR.
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YES, JUST NOT ME.
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YOUR MOM IS
A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN
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WITH HIGH
BLOOD PRESSURE.
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WHAT ABOUT
THE MACROCYTIC ANEMIA?
BORDERLINE,
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WHICH IS THE LAB EQUIVALENT
OF IMAGINARY,
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WHICH, BY THE WAY,
MATCHES THE REST
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OF HER MEDICAL HISTORY.
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YOU REALLY THINK
SHE'S PSYCHING HERSELF
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INTO ATRIAL FIBRILLATION?
SO GET HER
A CARDIOLOGIST.
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YOU DON'T WANT ME
INVOLVED.
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YOU DON'T WANT
YOU INVOLVED.
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ALL THAT ETHICS STUFF
THAT I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT
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SUDDENLY MAKES SENSE.
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IF YOU'RE
EMOTIONALLY INVESTED,
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YOU CANNOT MAKE
RATIONAL DECISIONS.
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YOU KNOW THIS WOULD BE
A DISASTER.
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THIS IS MY MOTHER.
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TREADMILL TEST
WENT WELL--
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NO CHEST DISCOMFORT
OR ISCHEMIA.
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THE ABNORMAL RHYTHM
WILL PROBABLY RESOLVE ITSELF,
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AND IF NOT, A DAILY PILL
WILL KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL.
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I WILL FOLLOW UP
LATER TODAY.
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IS IT CONNECTED
TO MY OTHER SYMPTOMS?
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WHICH OTHER SYMPTOMS, MOM?
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AYE...
NOT HER FAULT.
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THIS "DEAN
OF MEDICINE" STUFF--
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VERY IMPRESSIVE AT PARTIES.
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BUT SHE'S FORGOTTEN
HOW TO BE A REAL DOCTOR.
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IT'S ALL IN MY FILE.
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THERE ARE 15 YEARS
OF CLINIC VISITS IN THIS FILE.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE
A BOTHER.
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BUT ISN'T THIS WHAT
YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
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SO...
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WE'RE LOOKING FOR A DISEASE THAT
CAN LAST A DECADE AND A HALF,
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CAUSES CONSTIPATION,
DIARRHEA, FLU, COLD,
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DIZZINESS, RASHES,
BACK AND JOINT PAIN,
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"HEART FEELING WEIRD,"
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"KISHKES FEELING WOBBLY,"
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ONE ACTUAL HIP REPLACEMENT.
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AND WHICH HAS ELUDED DETECTION
BY YEARS OF BLOOD WORK,
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X-RAYS, AND MRIs.
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WELL, ONE THING DOES
POP TO MIND.
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WE'LL MONITOR YOU,
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AND WE'LL GIVE YOU
A THYROID TEST.
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AND HOUSE'S TEAM
WILL DO A HOME SEARCH
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FOR ENVIRONMENTAL TOXINS.
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HE SEEMS TO KNOW HIS STUFF.
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HOW COME HE CAN'T AFFORD
A COAT THAT FITS?
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(Masters)
NO LEAD IN THE PIPES.
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YEAH, YEAH, GREAT. HAVE YOU SEEN
CUDDY'S HIGH-SCHOOL YEARBOOK?
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OKAY, THAT IS CLEARLY
NOT RELATED TO THE CASE.
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THERE IS NO CASE.
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CUDDY WON'T LET HOUSE
SEE THE YEARBOOK,
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SO HE FIGURES
THERE'S SOMETHING TO HIDE.
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ANY GUESSES?
IT'S CLEARLY RELATED
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TO BEING A GIANT
TEENAGE DORK.
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SO YOU THOUGHT I'D HAVE
SOME INSIGHTS.
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OH, NO, NO.
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I DIDN'T MEAN.
RELAX.
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I WAS CROWNED
HOMECOMING GEEK.
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[chuckles]
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I'M SURE
YOU CAN RELATE...
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BECAUSE YOU KNEW
SOME DORKS.
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I WAS THE CLASS PRESIDENT
AND HEAD BOY AT--
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AAH!
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[gasps]
OH...
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IS THAT--
IS THAT CUDDY'S MOM?
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CERTAIN PARTS OF HER...
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AND CERTAIN PARTS OF SOME
MUSCULAR HISPANIC GENTLEMAN.
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SHOULD WE CONSIDER STDs?
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I THINK I JUST CAUGHT ONE
LOOKING AT THESE PHOTOS.
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WHAT DOES "AZARCON" MEAN?
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I--
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IT MEANS WE MIGHT HAVE
AN ACTUAL CASE.
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MEXICAN HERBAL MEDICATION
FOR STOMACH PROBLEMS,
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BUT ONLY IN THE SENSE
THAT LEAD CHROMATE IS AN HERB
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AND POISON
IS A MEDICATION.
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I'LL START A CHELATION I.V.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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THAT WASN'T TOO MUCH
OF A DISASTER, WAS IT?
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YOU KNOW...
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THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING
THEY FOUND IN HER HOME.
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NOT MY YEARBOOK...
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NOPE.
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JUST SOME STUFF
THAT COULD CAUSE
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SEVERE NAUSEA AND PERMANENT
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION...
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AND WHICH PROVES THAT
YOUR MOM IS DOING THE HELP.
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ACCORDING TO HER DIARY, IT'S
SOME CONTRACTOR NAMED JESUS...
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WHICH, GRANTED, WAS ORIGINALLY
A JEWISH NAME, BUT...
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GO, MOM.
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SO...
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WHY WERE YOU TAKING
A MEXICAN FOLK REMEDY?
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A FRIEND USES IT.
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A FRIEND?
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MOM...
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JUST FOR MEDICAL REASONS,
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.
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IF YOU'RE SEXUALLY ACTIVE--
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AT MY AGE, HE'S MORE
THE ACTIVE ONE.
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MOM'S HAVING A FLING.
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I KNOW.
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YOU DO?
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SHE'S BEEN GIVING ME
LOUSY ADVICE ABOUT IT
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FOR FIVE YEARS.
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I HAVE PHYSICAL NEEDS.
HE'S A MARRIED MAN, MOM.
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SHE DOESN'T WANT SEX
WITH HIM.
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I DO WANT
TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM.
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TELL ME,
WHO'S BEING HURT?
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HOLD ON.
FIVE YEARS?
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
ABOUT IT?
I DON'T KNOW.
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WE DON'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP.
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DOES THAT REALLY
SURPRISE YOU?
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YOU SAID YOU HAD TWO GUYS
HELPING YOU MOVE.
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THEY COULDN'T GET
OUT OF WORK.
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I'M TRYING
TO ECONOMIZE.
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THIS HOTEL'S CHEAP.
[knock on door]
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HI.
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I'M SORRY. I JUST WANTED
TO DROP OFF SOME MAIL
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AND TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.
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OF COURSE.
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RACHE...
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CHRIS,
THAT'S NOT WHY.
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WE GOT TO MOVE ON.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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HAVE YOU MOVED ON?
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WITH WHO?
IS IT PHIL?
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I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT THIS.
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I KNOW THAT YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT MONEY.
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YOU'RE TRYING TO CHANGE
THE SUBJECT.
YEAH,
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WHICH YOU
COULD HAVE GLEANED
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FROM, "I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT THIS."
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I GOT YOU A TRYOUT
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TO BE A PART-TIME MEDICAL
CONSULTANT ON LAWSUITS.
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WAIT, WITH YOUR BROTHER?
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HAVE YOU COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN
THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM?
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THAT WAS FIVE YEARS AGO.
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JAMIE HAD JUST FOUND OUT
THAT YOU'D BEEN CHEATING ON ME
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WITH YOUR PARTNER'S
DAUGHTER.
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IT'S A LITTLE OVERREACTION.
MY--
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HE BROKE MY NOSE
AND THEN CALLED ME
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THE MOST HORRIBLE PERSON
HE'S EVER MET.
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HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BROKEN
YOUR NOSE.
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YOU KNOW, TEXTS,
CALLS, AND EMAILS
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ALL GO TO THE SAME MAGIC DEVICE
THESE DAYS.
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YOU ONLY GOT TO SEND ONE.
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THEN IT'S EVEN WEIRDER
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IT TOOK YOU SO LONG
TO GET DOWN HERE.
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YEAH, THAT'S
A CRAZY MYSTERY.
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IT'S NOT LIKE I GOT
A DEPARTMENT TO RUN.
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THIS OTHER MAGIC DEVICE
TELLS ME THAT LEAD POISONING
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WOULDN'T CAUSE
ALL MY SYMPTOMS.
TRUE.
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BUT IT COULD CAUSE
THE 5% THAT ARE REAL.
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YOU THINK
I'M A HYPOCHONDRIAC?
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WELL, LET ME ANSWER THIS WAY--
MAYBE YOU'RE IMAGINING
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THAT I THINK
YOU'RE A HYPOCHONDRIAC.
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LOOK, MY HAND
JUST STARTED TO SHAKE.
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IT'S A SIDE EFFECT
OF THESE ARTHRITIS PILLS.
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READ THE LABEL.
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I DID...
WHEN I WAS TYPING IT UP,
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RIGHT BEFORE I SLAPPED IT
ON A BOTTLE OF SUGAR PILLS.
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YOU PRINTED
A FAKE LABEL...
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JUST TO PROVE
I'M A HYPOCHONDRIAC?
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DID IT WORK?
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IT GOT YOU FIRED,
YOU SCHMUCK.
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AN HOUR TO CONVINCE HER
TO GO WITH DR. KAUFMAN,
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AND ONLY THEN BECAUSE
HE RUNS INTERNAL MEDICINE.
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SHE WANTED TO LEAVE
THE HOSPITAL ENTIRELY.
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MY GOD, A WOMAN
GETTING BETTER
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WANTS TO LEAVE
THE HOSPITAL?
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IF SHE'S GETTING BETTER,
IT'S NOT BECAUSE
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YOU MADE HER FEEL
LIKE A FOOL.
IT COULDN'T BE
MORE BECAUSE.
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IF I HADN'T,
SHE'D HAVE DIAGNOSED HERSELF
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WITH SIX NEW FORMS
OF CANCER.
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SHE'D NEVER LEAVE.
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IT'S HARD ENOUGH DEALING
WITH MY MOM BEING SICK.
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THIS JUVENILE--
[cell phone rings]
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YEAH?
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LISA, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY,
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BUT SHE'S IN A-FIB AT 170.
(Cuddy)
OH, GOD.
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I THINK WE SHOULD CARDIOVERT
WHILE SHE'S UNSEDATED.
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I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
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A-FIB'S AT 170.
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WAIT.
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I'M SORRY SHE'S SICK.
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I'M NOT SORRY
I'M OFF THE CASE.
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YOU'RE NOT OFF THE CASE.
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YOU DON'T THINK
YOU CAN CONVINCE HER--
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NO, NO.
YOU ARE STAYING ON.
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00:09:52,903 --> 00:09:55,906
SHE JUST CAN'T KNOW
ABOUT IT.
227
00:10:02,445 --> 00:10:04,247
TOP OF THE MORNING,
DR. KAUFMAN.
228
00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,116
HERE'S THE DEAL.
229
00:10:06,149 --> 00:10:07,784
YOU COPY ME
ON ALL THE IMAGING.
230
00:10:07,818 --> 00:10:10,687
I'LL HAVE MY GUYS RUN
THE LAB TESTS.
NO.
231
00:10:10,721 --> 00:10:11,922
I THOUGHT YOU SPOKE
TO CUDDY.
232
00:10:11,955 --> 00:10:14,124
YEAH. THEN I SPOKE
TO THE ELDER CUDDY,
233
00:10:14,157 --> 00:10:17,761
WHO SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED
YOU NOT BE INVOLVED.
234
00:10:17,794 --> 00:10:21,131
LISTEN, KAUFFY,
YOU ARE PERFECTLY COMPETENT,
235
00:10:21,164 --> 00:10:22,332
BORDERING
ON GOOD, EVEN.
236
00:10:22,365 --> 00:10:24,134
BUT YOU KNOW I'M BETTER.
237
00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:25,435
IF YOU WANT,
WE CAN PRETEND IT'S 'CAUSE
238
00:10:25,468 --> 00:10:27,137
I GOT A TEAM
AND MORE RESOURCES.
239
00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:29,105
EITHER WAY, IT'D BE CRAZY
TO IGNORE MY ADVICE.
240
00:10:29,139 --> 00:10:30,941
IT'S NOT GONNA STOP
AT ADVICE.
241
00:10:30,974 --> 00:10:32,342
YOU'RE GONNA START
CUTTING ME OUT,
242
00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:33,944
GO BEHIND ME
TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
243
00:10:33,977 --> 00:10:34,945
AND IF SOMETHING
GOES WRONG,
244
00:10:34,978 --> 00:10:37,781
STILL ME STANDING UP THERE
ALONE AT THE M&M.
245
00:10:37,814 --> 00:10:39,082
PLEASE...
246
00:10:39,115 --> 00:10:41,451
STAY AWAY
FROM MY PATIENT.
247
00:10:47,858 --> 00:10:48,959
(Arlene's voice on tape)
WHICH BUTTON?
248
00:10:48,992 --> 00:10:50,160
(Cuddy)
THE ONE BY YOUR RIGHT HAND
249
00:10:50,193 --> 00:10:52,796
WITH THE DESIGN OF THE BED
NEXT TO IT AND THE ARROWS
250
00:10:52,829 --> 00:10:54,330
POINTING UP OR DOWN.
YOU BUGGED THE ROOM?
251
00:10:54,364 --> 00:10:57,801
I ABSOLUTELY,
WITHOUT APOLOGY, WILL ADMIT
252
00:10:57,834 --> 00:11:00,003
THAT SOMEONE MAY HAVE
ALLEGEDLY DONE SO.
253
00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:01,137
GUESS WE CAN PASS
UNETHICAL
254
00:11:01,171 --> 00:11:03,740
AND SKIP STRAIGHT
TO ILLEGAL.
255
00:11:03,774 --> 00:11:05,776
NOT ACCORDING TO THE RECENT
SUPREME COURT CASE
256
00:11:05,809 --> 00:11:07,277
OF BITE VERSUS ME.
257
00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:08,845
(Arlene)
DR. KAUFMAN'S SINGLE.
258
00:11:08,879 --> 00:11:10,446
DID YOU KNOW HE WENT
TO HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL?
259
00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:14,017
(Cuddy)
MOM, STOP YENTA-ING
FOR ONE MINUTE!
260
00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:16,186
(Arlene)
IF YOU WANT GLOOMY
AND UNABLE TO COMMIT,
261
00:11:16,219 --> 00:11:17,888
THEN STICK
WITH THE GOYISHE ONE.
262
00:11:17,921 --> 00:11:20,023
THIS IS COMPLETELY UNETHICAL.
WHY ARE WE LISTENING TO THIS?
263
00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:22,058
I KNOW I'M A PAIN,
BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
264
00:11:22,092 --> 00:11:24,761
FOR ME TO WORK WITH YOU
IF YOU--
FINE, FINE!
265
00:11:24,795 --> 00:11:26,897
INSTEAD OF A LIVE STREAM,
I'LL GET A RECAP FROM CUDDY
266
00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:29,032
20 MINUTES LATER--
THANK YOU FOR SAVING AMERICA.
267
00:11:29,065 --> 00:11:31,234
COULD BE LEUKEMIA.
268
00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:33,036
ANEMIA FROM
TAKING OVER THE MARROW,
269
00:11:33,069 --> 00:11:36,072
A-FIB FROM INFILTRATING
CARDIAC MUSCLE.
270
00:11:36,106 --> 00:11:38,474
SOUNDS GOOD.
271
00:11:38,508 --> 00:11:41,177
YEAH.
272
00:11:41,211 --> 00:11:44,180
I WAS REALLY HOPING
FOR A DIFFERENT DIAGNOSIS--
273
00:11:44,214 --> 00:11:46,516
ONE THAT KAUFMAN HADN'T
ALREADY COME UP WITH.
274
00:11:46,549 --> 00:11:49,019
HE JUST STARTED
A BONE-MARROW BIOPSY.
275
00:11:49,052 --> 00:11:51,221
SO WE DON'T NEED
TO DO ANYTHING.
I DON'T.
276
00:11:51,254 --> 00:11:53,423
YOU DO. GO TO ADMITTING.
FIND US A NEW CASE.
277
00:12:01,031 --> 00:12:04,100
[whistles softly]
278
00:12:04,134 --> 00:12:06,502
PSST! WHAA!
279
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,576
DDX.
280
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,178
UM, WE JUST DID IT.
281
00:12:15,211 --> 00:12:17,213
NO, WE JUST DID
THE FAKE ONE.
282
00:12:17,247 --> 00:12:19,482
WHY DO YOU THINK I LET THE
TRUTH FAIRY KNOW ABOUT THE BUG?
283
00:12:19,515 --> 00:12:21,852
I WAS TESTING HER.
SHE FAILED.
284
00:12:21,885 --> 00:12:23,219
SHE'S STILL A NARC.
285
00:12:23,253 --> 00:12:26,122
THIAMINE DEFICIENCY
FITS BETTER THAN LEUKEMIA.
286
00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:28,558
YOU THINK SHE'S
AN ALCOHOLIC?
287
00:12:28,591 --> 00:12:31,361
I HAD DINNER WITH ARLENE.
I MIXED HER A GIN AND TONIC.
288
00:12:31,394 --> 00:12:33,897
AND I'D RUN
OUT OF THE TONIC,
289
00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:35,498
SO I SUBSTITUTED
SLEEPING PILLS.
290
00:12:35,531 --> 00:12:37,200
NEXT MORNING,
SHE ASSUMED
291
00:12:37,233 --> 00:12:39,870
THE BLACKOUT WAS
FROM THE DRINKING.
292
00:12:39,903 --> 00:12:42,873
HOW MANY OLD LADIES ARE USED
TO PASSING OUT FROM BOOZING?
293
00:12:42,906 --> 00:12:46,542
THE ANSWER IS THE BOOZERS.
294
00:12:46,576 --> 00:12:49,512
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SLIP HER
THE THIAMINE PILLS.
295
00:12:52,415 --> 00:12:54,985
WE'VE GOT TO RUN THIS
BY CUDDY.
296
00:12:57,187 --> 00:12:59,155
WHY DO YOU THINK
I'M IN SUCH A BAD MOOD?
297
00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:07,463
ALCOHOLIC?
298
00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:11,301
TREATMENT'S VERY EASY,
299
00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:13,303
SAFE.
300
00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:15,906
IT'S LITERALLY
A FEW VITAMIN PILLS.
301
00:13:15,939 --> 00:13:17,140
IT'LL FIX HER HEART,
302
00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:20,343
AND IT WON'T INTERFERE WITH
THE BIOPSY KAUFMAN'S RUNNING.
303
00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:23,947
PUT 'EM
IN AN ANTACID BOTTLE.
304
00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:26,249
JUST TELL HER
IT'S FOR STOMACH PROBLEMS.
305
00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:33,623
I HAVE TO ASK HER
ABOUT THIS.
306
00:13:33,656 --> 00:13:37,127
OF COURSE.
ABSOLUTELY.
307
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,261
YOU'LL ASK.
SHE'LL DENY.
308
00:13:38,294 --> 00:13:40,196
YOU'LL PUSH IT.
SHE'LL GET OFFENDED.
309
00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:41,431
YOU'LL BE EXACTLY
WHERE YOU ARE NOW,
310
00:13:41,464 --> 00:13:43,199
EXCEPT IT'LL BE
HARDER TO TREAT.
311
00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:44,467
YOU'VE ABSOLUTELY
GOT TO DO THAT.
312
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,936
I DON'T THINK
SHE'LL LIE TO ME.
313
00:13:45,969 --> 00:13:48,972
SHE JUST SPENT
THE LAST FIVE YEARS
314
00:13:49,005 --> 00:13:51,641
GOING SOUTH OF THE BORDER
DOWN MEXICO WAY.
315
00:13:51,674 --> 00:13:54,010
WE HAVE OUR ISSUES,
BUT SINCE DAD DIED,
316
00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:58,148
WE TELL EACH OTHER THE TRUTH
WHEN ASKED DIRECTLY.
317
00:13:58,181 --> 00:14:01,484
IT'S IMPORTANT TO US.
318
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:06,389
ADDICTS LIE.
319
00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:22,205
CAN I SPEAK
TO MOM ALONE?
320
00:14:23,273 --> 00:14:25,408
WHY?
321
00:14:29,412 --> 00:14:32,282
YOU'RE SCARING ME,
LISA.
322
00:14:32,315 --> 00:14:36,419
MOM, I THINK YOUR DRINKING
IS CAUSING YOUR HEART PROBLEMS.
323
00:14:36,452 --> 00:14:40,256
IS THIS ABOUT THE CHAMPAGNE?
SHE ORDERED--
324
00:14:41,624 --> 00:14:45,161
PATSY AND ANNE
TOLD ME LAST WEEK
325
00:14:45,195 --> 00:14:47,397
YOU LOST CONTROL
AT THE MUSEUM LUNCHEON.
326
00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:49,699
YOU'RE TALKING TO MY FRIENDS
BEHIND MY BACK.
327
00:14:49,732 --> 00:14:53,336
WE ARE ALL CONCERNED.
JUST TELL ME HONESTLY...
328
00:14:53,369 --> 00:14:55,305
HOW MUCH HAVE YOU
BEEN DRINKING?
329
00:14:57,573 --> 00:15:02,045
I MAY BE YOUR PATIENT,
BUT I AM STILL YOUR MOTHER.
330
00:15:02,078 --> 00:15:05,548
AND I'M TELLING YOU
I AM NOT A DRUNK.
331
00:15:11,754 --> 00:15:14,657
OKAY.
332
00:15:26,436 --> 00:15:28,171
FOR YOUR STOMACH PAINS.
333
00:15:51,627 --> 00:15:55,565
IF SOMETHING LIKE THAT
COMES UP AGAIN, JUST...
334
00:15:55,598 --> 00:15:57,200
DO WHAT YOU NEED
TO DO.
335
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:59,635
AND KEEP YOU OUT OF IT?
YEAH.
336
00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:02,405
I AM BEING A COWARD,
337
00:16:02,438 --> 00:16:04,407
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY
DOCTORS SHOULDN'T TREAT
338
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,142
THEIR OWN FAMILIES.
339
00:16:06,176 --> 00:16:07,743
CONGRATULATIONS.
340
00:16:07,777 --> 00:16:10,446
YOU WERE RIGHT,
AS USUAL.
341
00:16:13,649 --> 00:16:17,420
THE HITTING YOU
WAS NOT OPTIMAL.
342
00:16:17,453 --> 00:16:20,156
I WAS GOING THROUGH
MY OWN DIVORCE AT THE TIME.
343
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,058
I HAVE HAD YEARS
OF THERAPY.
344
00:16:22,092 --> 00:16:23,159
NOW WHEN I GET MAD,
345
00:16:23,193 --> 00:16:26,396
I DO SOME DEEP BREATHING,
SQUEEZE MY STRESS BALL.
346
00:16:26,429 --> 00:16:29,532
HEY, I KIND OF
DESERVED IT.
347
00:16:29,565 --> 00:16:31,767
THAT'S FOR SURE.
348
00:16:31,801 --> 00:16:33,703
HERE'S THE DEAL.
349
00:16:33,736 --> 00:16:36,206
I DO A LOT
OF MED-MAL INSURANCE.
350
00:16:36,239 --> 00:16:37,707
I NEED A NEW
NON-TESTIFYING EXPERT.
351
00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:39,475
I'LL GIVE YOU ONE CASE
AS A TRYOUT.
352
00:16:39,509 --> 00:16:40,710
YOU KICK ASS,
I PUT YOU ON RETAINER.
353
00:16:40,743 --> 00:16:43,846
AVERAGE 15 HOURS A WEEK,
IT'S 50 A YEAR.
354
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,182
50 WHAT?
355
00:16:46,216 --> 00:16:49,219
YOU KIDDING?
$50,000.
356
00:16:49,252 --> 00:16:51,254
I'LL TAKE IT.
357
00:16:51,287 --> 00:16:53,356
YOU DRIVE A SOFT BARGAIN.
358
00:16:53,389 --> 00:16:55,291
YOU GOT TO SIGN
AN N.D.A.
359
00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:56,492
SURE.
360
00:16:56,526 --> 00:16:58,428
IS THIS...?
361
00:16:58,461 --> 00:17:00,563
UH, THAT'S A CASE
I'M ABOUT TO SETTLE.
362
00:17:00,596 --> 00:17:03,333
I REP A GIANT
PIZZA-DELIVERY COMPANY.
363
00:17:03,366 --> 00:17:05,635
DRIVER HIT THAT KID,
MESSED UP HIS LEGS.
364
00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:08,471
AND GAVE HIM A MICROBLEED
IN HIS BRAIN, RIGHT?
365
00:17:08,504 --> 00:17:11,241
WHAT? NO.
366
00:17:11,274 --> 00:17:12,375
THIS LITTLE WHITE MARK.
367
00:17:12,408 --> 00:17:16,512
YOUR PREDECESSOR CHECKED,
SO DID THE KID'S DOCTORS.
368
00:17:16,546 --> 00:17:19,549
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS,
BUT HE'S FINE.
369
00:17:19,582 --> 00:17:22,652
PROBABLY.
BUT IF THERE'S ANY DOUBT--
370
00:17:22,685 --> 00:17:24,254
IT'S A
MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR CASE.
371
00:17:24,287 --> 00:17:25,621
WE'RE SETTLING
IN TWO DAYS.
372
00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:27,523
LAY OFF IT, OKAY?
373
00:17:27,557 --> 00:17:29,592
OKAY.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
374
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,861
I'M OFF.
375
00:17:35,465 --> 00:17:38,468
[elevator bell dings]
376
00:17:43,506 --> 00:17:45,475
SHE SPIKED A FEVER.
IT'S 102.
377
00:17:47,577 --> 00:17:49,845
THAT MEANS I WAS WRONG
ABOUT THE THIAMINE DEFICIENCY.
378
00:17:49,879 --> 00:17:51,847
YOU WERE WRONG
ABOUT THE ALCOHOLISM.
379
00:17:51,881 --> 00:17:53,683
TRUE DAT.
380
00:17:53,716 --> 00:17:56,352
IT'S ACTUALLY LOOKING
MORE AND MORE LIKE LEUKEMIA.
381
00:17:56,386 --> 00:17:59,755
KAUFMAN RUSHED THE BIOPSIES.
IT'S NOT CANCER.
382
00:17:59,789 --> 00:18:02,558
SO THERE'S
A BRIGHT SIDE...
383
00:18:02,592 --> 00:18:05,428
KAUFMAN WAS WRONG TOO.
384
00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:17,373
DDX.
(Chase)
OKAY...
385
00:18:17,407 --> 00:18:19,275
WHAT DISEASE CAN TURN
CUDDY'S MOTHER
386
00:18:19,309 --> 00:18:21,811
INTO A COMA PATIENT
NAMED STEWART?
387
00:18:21,844 --> 00:18:22,745
LUPUS?
388
00:18:24,947 --> 00:18:27,817
WE GOT FIRED FROM THAT CASE.
WE'RE MOVING ON.
389
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:30,353
(Taub)
WE WERE ALREADY FIRED.
BY THE PATIENT.
390
00:18:30,386 --> 00:18:32,288
THIS TIME BY CUDDY,
SO IT'S REAL.
391
00:18:32,322 --> 00:18:35,258
SHE SOMEHOW REALIZED THAT
HER COMPLETELY UNWORKABLE SYSTEM
392
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:37,260
WAS COMPLETELY UNWORKABLE.
393
00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:39,695
OKAY, POP QUIZ,
HOT SHOTS--
394
00:18:39,729 --> 00:18:41,631
I CHOSE VEGETABLE STEW
FOR A REASON.
395
00:18:41,664 --> 00:18:46,469
YOU GOT 60 SECONDS,
NO "HINTSIES."
396
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:47,637
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TALK TO US?
397
00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:49,372
EXACTLY.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO--HEY!
398
00:18:49,405 --> 00:18:50,773
YOU'RE GOOD.
399
00:18:50,806 --> 00:18:52,942
SO THIS IS JUST A TEST?
400
00:18:52,975 --> 00:18:54,977
(Foreman)
PUPILS FIXED AND DILATED--
401
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,779
AN ADDICT,
402
00:18:56,812 --> 00:18:59,715
FOUND WITH AN EMPTY BOTTLE
OF PHENOBARB NEXT TO HIM.
403
00:18:59,749 --> 00:19:02,818
HOW IS THIS A MYSTERY?
IT'S AN OVERDOSE.
404
00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:03,686
GLUTETHIMIDE!
405
00:19:03,719 --> 00:19:05,688
SCRIPT FILLED LAST YEAR.
406
00:19:05,721 --> 00:19:08,524
COULD MIMIC FIXED AND DILATED
WITHOUT THE BRAIN DEATH...
407
00:19:08,558 --> 00:19:11,394
EXCEPT HE'LL JUST GET BETTER
ON HIS OWN,
408
00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:13,529
SO WHY WOULD YOU TAKE
THIS CASE?
409
00:19:13,563 --> 00:19:14,830
BECAUSE HOUSE DOESN'T CARE
ABOUT THE TREATMENT
410
00:19:14,864 --> 00:19:16,499
AS LONG AS THE CASE
IS INTERESTING.
411
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:18,601
I'LL DO A BLOOD DRAW
412
00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:21,337
AND PUT GLUTETHIMIDE
ON THE TOX SCREEN.
413
00:19:26,809 --> 00:19:27,643
(House)
REALLY?
414
00:19:27,677 --> 00:19:30,413
YOU THOUGHT THAT CASE
WAS INTERESTING?
415
00:19:30,446 --> 00:19:32,615
OH, GUESS WE'RE STILL
ON ARLENE.
416
00:19:32,648 --> 00:19:34,684
AREN'T THERE OTHER WAYS
OF KEEPING MASTERS OCCUPIED?
417
00:19:34,717 --> 00:19:37,720
NOT ACCORDING TO MY
SEXUAL HARASSMENT SEMINAR.
418
00:19:41,691 --> 00:19:42,692
MAYBE IT'S NOT HYPOCHONDRIA.
419
00:19:42,725 --> 00:19:44,360
SHE SAID SHE GETS
A LOT OF RASHES.
420
00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:45,461
ADD THE FEVER--
421
00:19:45,495 --> 00:19:47,997
SOUNDS LIKE
AUTOIMMUNE, S.L.E.
422
00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:50,366
CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU CAN THINK EXACTLY LIKE
423
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,302
A SEMI-COMPETENT
INTERNIST.
424
00:19:52,335 --> 00:19:54,704
KAUFMAN'S STARTING HER
ON PREDNISONE.
425
00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:56,706
BUT THE HEART PROBLEMS
WERE FIRST.
426
00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:59,041
ENDOCARDITIS.
427
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:00,576
WITH NO MURMURS?
428
00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:02,712
IT'S USUALLY A LATE SIGN.
429
00:20:02,745 --> 00:20:03,779
ECHO SHOWED
PRISTINE VALVES.
430
00:20:03,813 --> 00:20:05,348
BELOW THE RESOLVING
THRESHOLD.
431
00:20:05,381 --> 00:20:07,049
KAUFMAN'S PREDNISONE
432
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:09,819
WILL SUPPRESS HER
IMMUNE SYSTEM--COULD KILL HER.
433
00:20:13,389 --> 00:20:15,358
YOU GOT TO TELL HIM
IT'S ENDOCARDITIS.
434
00:20:15,391 --> 00:20:16,459
CHECK THE WIRETAP.
435
00:20:16,492 --> 00:20:18,994
HIS I.D. GUY'S BEEN PUTTING
THE SAME ARGUMENT TO HIM.
436
00:20:19,028 --> 00:20:21,664
HE CAN'T CONVINCE HIM.
YOU THINK I GOT A BETTER SHOT?
437
00:20:21,697 --> 00:20:22,865
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
438
00:20:27,937 --> 00:20:30,406
WE SWITCH HER MEDS.
439
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,874
WE GET A SOLUTION
OF BROAD-SPECTRUM ANTIBIOTICS,
440
00:20:31,907 --> 00:20:35,345
STICK IT IN AN I.V. BAG
MARKED FOR PREDNISONE.
441
00:20:35,378 --> 00:20:37,079
KAUFMAN CAN ONLY BE THERE
A FEW TIMES A DAY.
442
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:39,582
TELL ARLENE YOU'RE FROM
THE PHARMACY, SWITCH 'EM OUT.
443
00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:41,984
THIS IS NUTS.
THIS IS WAY TOO COMPLICATED.
444
00:20:42,017 --> 00:20:43,453
IT'S HANGING AN I.V. BAG!
445
00:20:43,486 --> 00:20:44,820
IF THE ATTENDING
DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S ON,
446
00:20:44,854 --> 00:20:46,356
THE RISK
OF DRUG REACTION--
WHAT RISK?
447
00:20:46,389 --> 00:20:48,324
WE KNOW HOW HE'S TREATING HER.
WE BUGGED THE ROOM.
448
00:20:48,358 --> 00:20:49,625
(Foreman)
THIS IS NOT
ABOUT INFORMATION!
449
00:20:49,659 --> 00:20:51,661
WE'RE TALKING ETHICAL
AND LEGAL VIOLATIONS
450
00:20:51,694 --> 00:20:53,363
ON A SCALE THAT SHOULD MAKE
EVEN YOU PUKE!
451
00:20:53,396 --> 00:20:55,531
SHE'S DYING!
THAT DOESN'T MEAN
WE SHOULD ALL GO TO JAIL
452
00:20:55,565 --> 00:20:56,799
TO SAVE HER!
453
00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:06,376
YOU'RE LOSING CONTROL
BECAUSE...
454
00:21:06,409 --> 00:21:09,945
THIS IS YOUR
GIRLFRIEND'S MOM.
455
00:21:09,979 --> 00:21:12,815
YOU GONNA RUN THIS
BY CUDDY?
456
00:21:12,848 --> 00:21:14,116
NO.
457
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,352
SHE SAID TO
KEEP HER OUT OF IT,
458
00:21:16,386 --> 00:21:17,587
DO WHAT WE NEED TO DO.
459
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:18,788
LOOK, I KNOW
WHAT I'M SUGGESTING
460
00:21:18,821 --> 00:21:20,890
IS COMPLETELY SCREWED UP.
461
00:21:20,923 --> 00:21:21,991
THAT'S BECAUSE
THIS SITUATION
462
00:21:22,024 --> 00:21:23,859
IS COMPLETELY SCREWED UP.
463
00:21:23,893 --> 00:21:26,996
DO IT, OR YOU'RE FIRED.
464
00:21:31,801 --> 00:21:34,036
WE STICK TOGETHER,
HE CAN'T FIRE ALL THREE OF US.
465
00:21:35,938 --> 00:21:37,740
GIVE ME A PRESCRIPTION PAD.
466
00:21:37,773 --> 00:21:39,675
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
467
00:21:39,709 --> 00:21:41,043
BECAUSE I THINK
IT'S ENDOCARDITIS,
468
00:21:41,076 --> 00:21:43,879
AND I THINK THE PREDNISONE
WILL KILL HER.
469
00:21:43,913 --> 00:21:46,616
NOW, I FORGOT
MY PRESCRIPTION PAD.
470
00:21:56,892 --> 00:21:58,961
(Taub)
AM I A HORRIBLE PERSON?
471
00:21:58,994 --> 00:22:02,064
I USED TO WIN AWARDS
FOR VOLUNTEER WORK.
472
00:22:02,097 --> 00:22:04,867
I WENT TO GUATEMALA
AND FIXED CLEFT PALATES.
473
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:07,069
NOW WE'RE SITTING BACK
LETTING CHASE
474
00:22:07,102 --> 00:22:09,805
DO OUR DIRTY WORK.
WE'RE DOING
THE RIGHT THING--
475
00:22:09,839 --> 00:22:11,841
STAY OUT OF IT.
I DON'T KNOW.
476
00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:14,844
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE.
477
00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:19,048
THEN THIS THING WITH THE KID,
RACHEL'S BROTHER--
478
00:22:19,081 --> 00:22:20,650
STAY OUT OF THAT TOO.
479
00:22:20,683 --> 00:22:23,786
A--RADIOLOGISTS--EXPERTS,
UNLIKE YOU--SAID NO BLEED.
480
00:22:23,819 --> 00:22:25,621
B--YOU YOURSELF SAID
IT'S PROBABLY NOT.
481
00:22:25,655 --> 00:22:27,957
C--YOU'VE GOT
NO DOCTOR-PATIENT RELATIONSHIP.
482
00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:29,792
D--YOU'LL LOSE
YOUR CONSULTING JOB.
483
00:22:29,825 --> 00:22:31,026
E--YOUR EX WILL KILL YOU.
484
00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:34,163
F--I'M RUNNING
OUT OF ALPHABET HERE.
485
00:22:35,731 --> 00:22:36,999
YOU DO IT?
486
00:22:37,032 --> 00:22:39,001
HAD THE BAG,
WALKING TOWARDS THE ROOM,
487
00:22:39,034 --> 00:22:41,737
AND CUDDY'S SISTER SAYS,
"HEY, DR. CHASE."
488
00:22:41,771 --> 00:22:43,839
I MET HER AT
THAT CHARITY EVENT LAST YEAR.
489
00:22:43,873 --> 00:22:45,174
ONE OF YOU TWO
HAS GOT TO DO THIS.
490
00:22:45,207 --> 00:22:47,543
I MET ARLENE
AT THE SAME BENEFIT.
491
00:22:47,577 --> 00:22:48,944
(Taub)
CONVENIENTLY.
492
00:22:48,978 --> 00:22:50,846
COME ON, DON'T ASK ME.
493
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,715
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF I BELIEVE IT'S ENDO--
494
00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:53,949
[cell phone rings]
495
00:22:53,983 --> 00:22:55,951
DAMN IT.
IT'S RACHEL'S BROTHER.
496
00:22:55,985 --> 00:22:57,820
HE WANTS ME TO CHECK OUT
SOME NEW CASE.
497
00:22:57,853 --> 00:23:00,856
CONVENIENTLY.
498
00:23:00,890 --> 00:23:03,926
IT'S A TRYOUT.
I NEED THIS JOB.
499
00:23:03,959 --> 00:23:06,729
I GOT TO DO THIS.
500
00:23:06,762 --> 00:23:08,097
SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA
DITCH US, RUN OFF,
501
00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:09,632
AND WORK
ON SOME OTHER CASE?
502
00:23:14,704 --> 00:23:17,707
[knock on door,
doorbell rings]
503
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,012
ARE YOU TIMOTHY'S MOM?
504
00:23:23,045 --> 00:23:25,014
YEAH.
MY NAME
IS CHRISTOPHER TAUB.
505
00:23:25,047 --> 00:23:28,217
I'M A DOCTOR
AT PRINCETON PLAINSBORO.
506
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,819
I SAW YOUR SON'S FILE.
507
00:23:29,852 --> 00:23:32,588
I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE
A VERY SMALL BLEED IN HIS BRAIN.
508
00:23:32,622 --> 00:23:35,057
WAIT, YOU--
YOU SAW HIS FILE?
509
00:23:35,090 --> 00:23:37,092
H-HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHO WE ARE? I--
510
00:23:37,126 --> 00:23:39,895
YOUR SON COULD DIE
OF A BRAIN HEMORRHAGE.
511
00:23:39,929 --> 00:23:41,697
HE NEEDS A CEREBRAL
ANGIOGRAM TODAY.
512
00:23:41,731 --> 00:23:44,466
GET IN YOUR CAR AND MEET ME
AT THE HOSPITAL.
513
00:23:46,936 --> 00:23:50,573
TIMOTHY, WE'RE GONNA GO SEE
THE DOCTOR.
514
00:23:56,679 --> 00:23:57,780
(House)
ANOTHER POP QUIZ.
515
00:23:57,813 --> 00:24:01,150
HOW MANY IDIOT DOCTORS
DOES IT TAKE TO SWITCH AN I.V.?
516
00:24:01,183 --> 00:24:04,053
THE LONGER WE WAIT,
517
00:24:04,086 --> 00:24:06,789
THE MORE THE PREDNISONE
IS GONNA KILL HER IMMUNE SYSTEM.
518
00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:07,857
FORGET PLAYING PHARMACIST.
519
00:24:07,890 --> 00:24:10,059
MOM NAPS EVERY AFTERNOON.
WAIT BY THE ROOM.
520
00:24:10,092 --> 00:24:12,562
WHEN SHE FALLS ASLEEP,
GET THE SISTER OUT SOMEHOW.
521
00:24:12,595 --> 00:24:14,764
[door opens]
522
00:24:14,797 --> 00:24:18,601
[knock at door]
523
00:24:18,634 --> 00:24:20,803
HI, DR. CUDDY, IS NOW
A GOOD TIME TO TALK?
524
00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:22,772
NOT REALLY.
525
00:24:22,805 --> 00:24:24,807
SO, UM, YOU KNOW
HOW YOU HAD US CONSULTING
526
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,842
AND THEN STOPPED
HAVING US CONSULT?
527
00:24:26,876 --> 00:24:29,144
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
528
00:24:29,178 --> 00:24:31,046
UM, WELL,
I THINK THE STOPPING
529
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,749
MIGHT HAVE STOPPED.
530
00:24:33,783 --> 00:24:35,551
HOUSE PUT ME
ON THIS WEIRD CASE
531
00:24:35,585 --> 00:24:37,052
WHERE THERE'S
NO TREATMENT--
532
00:24:37,086 --> 00:24:39,021
I THINK MAYBE
TO DISTRACT ME.
533
00:24:39,054 --> 00:24:40,923
UH, AND THEY'VE BEEN
ACTING ODD.
534
00:24:40,956 --> 00:24:42,792
I'LL LOOK INTO IT.
535
00:24:42,825 --> 00:24:44,827
THANK YOU
FOR COMING TO ME.
536
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:47,262
BECAUSE I'M--I'M WORRIED
THAT HE'S SWITCHING
537
00:24:47,296 --> 00:24:49,799
YOUR MOTHER'S MEDICATIONS.
538
00:24:49,832 --> 00:24:52,301
I CHECKED
WITH THE PHARMACY--
539
00:24:52,334 --> 00:24:54,970
DR. CHASE GOT PREDNISONE
AND ANTIBIOTICS
540
00:24:55,004 --> 00:24:57,072
FOR MY COMA PATIENT,
WHICH WOULDN'T TREAT HIM,
541
00:24:57,106 --> 00:25:00,009
BUT COULD TREAT CONDITIONS
THAT CAUSE...
542
00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:03,245
HEART FAILURE.
543
00:25:08,317 --> 00:25:10,019
YOU TOLD ME TO KEEP YOU OUT
OF IT, DO WHAT I NEEDED TO DO.
544
00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:12,021
WHAT THE HELL
DID YOU THINK THAT MEANT?
545
00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:13,723
I MEANT, LIKE, IF YOU HAD
TO SLIP HER
546
00:25:13,756 --> 00:25:14,824
A FEW MORE VITAMIN PILLS
OR SOMETHING.
547
00:25:14,857 --> 00:25:16,291
THIS IS LIFE-THREATENING!
548
00:25:16,325 --> 00:25:18,160
IT'S ILLEGAL.
549
00:25:18,193 --> 00:25:19,862
I WASN'T EXPECTING
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
550
00:25:19,895 --> 00:25:21,697
ONLY BECAUSE YOU INTENTIONALLY
WEREN'T THINKING ABOUT IT
551
00:25:21,731 --> 00:25:24,767
'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE
ANY TOUGH DECISIONS.
552
00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:30,039
ARE YOU COMPLETELY SURE
IT'S ENDOCARDITIS?
553
00:25:32,374 --> 00:25:33,943
THAT'S NOT
A REAL QUESTION.
554
00:25:33,976 --> 00:25:38,047
ENDOCARDITIS FITS
BETTER THAN THE ALTERNATIVES.
555
00:25:43,953 --> 00:25:48,090
WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE
HANGING THE RIGHT I.V.
556
00:25:48,123 --> 00:25:51,093
THE FASTEST WAY IS
WITH YOU HELP.
557
00:26:03,105 --> 00:26:05,040
(Cuddy)
WHERE'D JULIA GO?
558
00:26:05,074 --> 00:26:06,075
SHE'S GOT A FAMILY.
559
00:26:06,108 --> 00:26:07,943
I'VE GOT A FAMILY.
560
00:26:07,977 --> 00:26:11,647
THREE KIDS AND A HUSBAND--
THAT'S A FAMILY.
561
00:26:11,681 --> 00:26:13,883
YOU WERE ALWAYS TOUGHER
ON ME THAN JULIA.
562
00:26:13,916 --> 00:26:16,185
WHY IS THAT?
I'M NOT.
563
00:26:16,218 --> 00:26:19,855
I WAS THINKING
ABOUT WHEN YOU MADE ME RUN
564
00:26:19,889 --> 00:26:22,057
FOR YEARBOOK EDITOR--
I DIDN'T WANT TO.
565
00:26:22,091 --> 00:26:23,959
I DIDN'T HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE
MY WHOLE SENIOR YEAR.
566
00:26:23,993 --> 00:26:25,661
YOU LET JULIA DO
WHATEVER SHE WANTED.
567
00:26:25,695 --> 00:26:27,997
WE'RE DEBATING
12TH GRADE NOW?
568
00:26:28,030 --> 00:26:30,132
LIKE ANYTHING'S CHANGED.
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
LISA?
569
00:26:30,165 --> 00:26:33,302
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR
I LOVE YOU BOTH THE SAME?
570
00:26:33,335 --> 00:26:35,771
OF COURSE I DO.
571
00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:39,742
OKAY.
572
00:26:39,775 --> 00:26:42,311
BUT TIMES LIKE THIS,
573
00:26:42,344 --> 00:26:45,681
WHEN WE ARGUE,
IT REMINDS ME...
574
00:26:45,715 --> 00:26:48,017
I HAVE MORE IN COMMON
WITH HER.
575
00:26:48,050 --> 00:26:50,953
SHE'S NICER TO ME.
576
00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:53,155
I LOVE YOU BOTH...
577
00:26:55,057 --> 00:26:58,060
BUT I LIKE HER
MORE THAN YOU.
578
00:27:12,975 --> 00:27:15,177
[door closes]
579
00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:18,280
I CALLED YOU
THREE TIMES.
MY PHONE WASN'T
EXACTLY ON.
580
00:27:18,313 --> 00:27:20,349
I FIGURE I'LL BE GETTING
SOME ANGRY CALLS
581
00:27:20,382 --> 00:27:22,017
ONCE RADIOLOGY SENDS BACK
THE ANGIOGRAM.
582
00:27:22,051 --> 00:27:24,954
THEY ALREADY DID.
583
00:27:24,987 --> 00:27:26,889
HERE...
584
00:27:26,922 --> 00:27:29,291
THIS IS WHAT YOU SAW.
585
00:27:29,324 --> 00:27:31,360
IT'S AN ANATOMICAL VARIANT
OF THE SKULL--
586
00:27:31,393 --> 00:27:34,229
THE BONE IN PROXIMITY
TO A BLOOD VESSEL.
587
00:27:34,263 --> 00:27:36,131
THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG
WITH HIM.
588
00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:39,735
THAT WAS REASON "G."
589
00:27:41,103 --> 00:27:44,339
THAT'S GOOD NEWS
FOR HIM.
590
00:27:48,143 --> 00:27:50,079
[wheezing]
591
00:27:51,847 --> 00:27:53,382
LUNGS CLEAR?
DIFFUSE WHEEZING,
592
00:27:53,415 --> 00:27:55,918
TIGHTNESS, PRURITIS.
593
00:27:55,951 --> 00:27:57,820
IT'S AN ALLERGIC REACTION.
594
00:27:57,853 --> 00:28:00,289
LOOKS LIKE.
DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
595
00:28:00,322 --> 00:28:01,891
SHE'S ON PREDNISONE.
596
00:28:01,924 --> 00:28:06,128
HOW COULD SHE GET
AN ALLERGIC REACTION?
597
00:28:09,531 --> 00:28:10,599
I SWITCHED OUT
THE ANTIBIOTICS,
598
00:28:10,632 --> 00:28:12,467
PUT HER BACK ON PREDNISONE--
HER BREATHING'S NORMAL.
599
00:28:12,501 --> 00:28:14,970
BUT THE A-FIB'S BACK,
AND HER FEVER'S UP.
600
00:28:15,004 --> 00:28:16,471
ALLERGY'S GOT TO BE DUE
TO OUR ANTIBIOTICS.
601
00:28:16,505 --> 00:28:18,273
(House)
DOES KAUFMAN KNOW
WHAT WE DID?
602
00:28:18,307 --> 00:28:20,442
THAT'S GOOD.
NO, THAT IS TERRIBLE!
603
00:28:20,475 --> 00:28:23,846
HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT
SHE GOT WORSE ON ANTIBIOTICS,
604
00:28:23,879 --> 00:28:25,180
SO NOW HE'S THINKING
ENDOCARDITIS.
605
00:28:25,214 --> 00:28:26,381
HE'LL PUT HER BACK
ON THE ANTIBIOTICS
606
00:28:26,415 --> 00:28:27,382
THAT ALMOST SUFFOCATED HER.
607
00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:28,884
WHAT DO WE DO?
608
00:28:31,353 --> 00:28:32,888
WE PUSH THROUGH THIS.
609
00:28:32,922 --> 00:28:35,958
IT STARTED IN THE HEART.
ENDOCARDITIS STILL FITS.
610
00:28:35,991 --> 00:28:37,292
IT'S JUST GOT
TO BE FUNGAL.
611
00:28:37,326 --> 00:28:38,427
WE HAVE TO SWITCH
KAUFMAN'S ANTIBIOTICS
612
00:28:38,460 --> 00:28:39,428
FOR AMPHOTERICIN "B."
613
00:28:39,461 --> 00:28:41,864
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DON'T CARE.
614
00:28:41,897 --> 00:28:43,065
BUT WE ARE GONNA END UP
KILLING THIS WOMAN
615
00:28:43,098 --> 00:28:44,433
IF WE KEEP CONFUSING
HER ATTENDING
616
00:28:44,466 --> 00:28:47,002
WITH THESE SECRET MEDS.
I DON'T CARE
ABOUT CONFUSING THE ATTENDING!
617
00:28:47,036 --> 00:28:48,070
I WANT THIS WOMAN--
618
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:50,840
WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT
SIMPLE ANTIBIOTICS ANYMORE.
619
00:28:50,873 --> 00:28:53,909
AMPHOTERICIN "B"
IS DANGEROUS IN ITSELF.
620
00:28:53,943 --> 00:28:55,978
IT'S A POISON.
THAT'S WHY IT KILLS FUNGI.
621
00:28:56,011 --> 00:28:57,813
IT'LL GIVE HER FEVER, CHILLS--
WHICH SHE ALREADY HAS,
622
00:28:57,847 --> 00:28:58,713
WHICH WILL HELP US
HIDE IT.
623
00:28:58,747 --> 00:29:00,349
I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE
A RISK LIKE THAT.
624
00:29:00,382 --> 00:29:03,285
WELL, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE LET HER FIRE ME!
625
00:29:07,256 --> 00:29:10,860
LOOK, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SWITCH THE I.V.s AGAIN.
626
00:29:10,893 --> 00:29:13,829
THIS HAS BLOWN UP ON YOU
ONCE ALREADY.
627
00:29:13,863 --> 00:29:15,197
HE'S RIGHT.
YEP.
628
00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:20,936
I'M SO SORRY
I GOT YOU GUYS INTO THIS.
629
00:29:20,970 --> 00:29:22,137
YOU SHOULD GO.
630
00:29:30,079 --> 00:29:32,581
I'M RIGHT.
I KNOW.
631
00:29:32,614 --> 00:29:35,918
AND I'LL DO IT, BUT--
632
00:29:48,964 --> 00:29:52,968
I AGREE.
FUNGAL ENDOCARDITIS FITS.
633
00:29:54,436 --> 00:29:57,472
BUT WE STILL HAVE
TO TELL YOUR MOTHER.
634
00:29:59,374 --> 00:30:02,577
(Masters)
I DON'T WANT TO TELL HER,
NOT AT ALL.
635
00:30:02,611 --> 00:30:05,014
BUT THE PATIENT
IS THE HIGHEST PRIORITY.
636
00:30:05,047 --> 00:30:08,951
I'M KICKING YOU
OUT OF YOUR OFFICE.
637
00:30:08,984 --> 00:30:12,487
YES, YOU.
638
00:30:12,521 --> 00:30:14,156
THIS IS NOT HER OFFICE YET.
639
00:30:26,068 --> 00:30:28,870
[door closes]
640
00:30:34,209 --> 00:30:36,011
IF YOU TELL ANYONE,
641
00:30:36,045 --> 00:30:39,514
I WILL GET YOU THROWN
OUT OF MED SCHOOL,
642
00:30:39,548 --> 00:30:44,053
AND I WILL DESTROY
YOUR CAREER.
643
00:30:46,021 --> 00:30:50,993
I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
644
00:30:51,026 --> 00:30:53,996
LYING ABOUT ME...
645
00:30:54,029 --> 00:30:55,965
WON'T WORK.
646
00:30:55,998 --> 00:30:58,500
EVERYBODY KNOWS
YOUR REPUTATION.
647
00:30:58,533 --> 00:31:00,335
TRUE...
648
00:31:00,369 --> 00:31:02,537
BUT I WON'T HAVE TO LIE.
649
00:31:02,571 --> 00:31:07,009
BURIED IN YOUR COMA PATIENT'S
BIG, BIG FILE
650
00:31:07,042 --> 00:31:09,678
IS A FORM
THAT DOESN'T ALLOW TREATMENT
651
00:31:09,711 --> 00:31:13,148
WITHOUT THE EXPRESSED
CONSENT OF THE RELATIVES.
652
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:18,253
WAIT...
YOU DREW BLOOD.
653
00:31:18,287 --> 00:31:20,722
AND THAT'S NOT JUST
A SCREWUP.
654
00:31:20,755 --> 00:31:23,125
IT'S CRIMINAL ASSAULT.
655
00:31:26,061 --> 00:31:28,998
BUT YOU TOLD ME--
NO. AS YOU MAY RECALL...
656
00:31:35,704 --> 00:31:37,572
YOU SET ME UP?
657
00:31:43,245 --> 00:31:44,546
WHY?
658
00:31:46,081 --> 00:31:50,085
BECAUSE THIS PATIENT
IS THE HIGHEST PRIORITY.
659
00:32:14,609 --> 00:32:18,613
[breathing heavily]
660
00:32:22,217 --> 00:32:24,519
[thunder rumbling]
661
00:32:31,693 --> 00:32:33,728
YOU MADE HER THINK
[groaning]
662
00:32:33,762 --> 00:32:35,764
I WAS HIDING HER SON
BEING SICK!
663
00:32:35,797 --> 00:32:39,034
SHE SCUTTLED THE SETTLEMENT.
SHE REPORTED ME TO THE BAR.
664
00:32:39,068 --> 00:32:41,670
I GOT TO DEAL
WITH THAT CRAP NOW.
665
00:32:41,703 --> 00:32:46,141
I WILL SUE YOU FOR SLANDER,
FOR TORTIOUS INTERFERENCE,
666
00:32:46,175 --> 00:32:50,179
AND ANYTHING ELSE
I CAN USE TO DESTROY YOU.
667
00:32:50,212 --> 00:32:54,149
OH, AND MY SISTER SAYS
STAY OUT OF HER LIFE...
668
00:32:54,183 --> 00:32:57,152
YOU FAILURE.
669
00:32:57,186 --> 00:33:00,589
FIVE YEARS OF THERAPY.
670
00:33:04,193 --> 00:33:07,396
[door slides open]
671
00:33:07,429 --> 00:33:09,231
DR. KAUFMAN?
672
00:33:09,264 --> 00:33:13,735
I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU
AND THE PATIENT ALONE.
673
00:33:16,305 --> 00:33:19,174
I'M SKIPPING
THE CREDENTIALS COMMITTEE.
674
00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:21,276
I'M GOING STRAIGHT
TO THE STATE BOARD
675
00:33:21,310 --> 00:33:22,611
AND REPORTING YOU FOR--
676
00:33:22,644 --> 00:33:26,548
WHAT YOU'VE DONE IS
SO OFF THE SPECTRUM,
677
00:33:26,581 --> 00:33:28,283
I DON'T KNOW THERE'S
A SPECIFIC NAME FOR IT.
678
00:33:28,317 --> 00:33:30,319
I THINK HE'S TALKING
TO YOU.
679
00:33:30,352 --> 00:33:31,586
(Cuddy)
MARTY, CALM DOWN.
680
00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:33,222
(Kaufman)
AND YOU--WHAT YOU DID
IS WORSE.
681
00:33:33,255 --> 00:33:34,289
HE'S AN INSANE LUNATIC.
682
00:33:34,323 --> 00:33:35,624
YOU'RE THE DEAN
OF MEDICINE!
683
00:33:35,657 --> 00:33:37,392
I WANT YOU OFF MY CASE.
684
00:33:37,426 --> 00:33:38,460
THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
685
00:33:38,493 --> 00:33:40,395
DON'T GET EXCITED.
YOU'RE FIRED TOO.
686
00:33:40,429 --> 00:33:43,265
WHAT?
I'LL NEVER GET AWAY
FROM HOUSE OR MY DAUGHTER
687
00:33:43,298 --> 00:33:44,599
IF I STAY HERE.
688
00:33:44,633 --> 00:33:46,601
TRANSFER ME
TO PRINCETON GENERAL.
689
00:33:46,635 --> 00:33:48,670
MOM...
690
00:33:48,703 --> 00:33:51,706
YOU'RE VERY ILL,
AND YOU'RE VERY ANGRY.
691
00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:53,442
YOU REALLY THINK NOW
692
00:33:53,475 --> 00:33:55,277
IS THE RIGHT TIME
TO MAKE A DECISION LIKE THIS?
693
00:33:55,310 --> 00:33:58,147
YOU LIED TO ME
AND BETRAYED ME.
694
00:33:58,180 --> 00:33:59,881
DO YOU THINK
I REALLY CARE
695
00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:02,317
WHAT YOU CONSIDER
A GOOD IDEA ANYMORE?
696
00:34:06,888 --> 00:34:08,857
[scoffs]
697
00:34:17,399 --> 00:34:20,169
I'LL GET THE AMBULANCE.
698
00:34:23,338 --> 00:34:26,175
HAPPY?
699
00:34:34,783 --> 00:34:38,353
[crying]
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
700
00:34:41,490 --> 00:34:43,625
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
701
00:34:43,658 --> 00:34:46,361
YOU JUST KILLED HER.
702
00:34:49,664 --> 00:34:52,301
ARE YOU BLAMING ME?
703
00:34:54,436 --> 00:34:56,338
THIS IS ALL BECAUSE
YOU'RE SO ARROGANT,
704
00:34:56,371 --> 00:34:58,773
YOU GOADED HER
INTO FIRING YOU!
705
00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:00,775
ACTUALLY, MY MISTAKES STARTED
A LITTLE AFTER THAT,
706
00:35:00,809 --> 00:35:03,178
WHEN I AGREED
TO YOUR BRILLIANT SCHEME
707
00:35:03,212 --> 00:35:04,646
TO KEEP ME ON THE CASE
AFTER SHE'D FIRED ME OFF IT.
708
00:35:04,679 --> 00:35:06,381
SHE WOULD HAVE LEFT
THE HOSPITAL.
709
00:35:06,415 --> 00:35:08,483
ONLY 'CAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE
LET HER, LIKE YOU DID JUST NOW.
710
00:35:08,517 --> 00:35:09,851
YOU THINK
I CAN CONTROL HER?
711
00:35:09,884 --> 00:35:11,553
I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU TRY.
712
00:35:11,586 --> 00:35:13,255
I HAVE BEEN REBELLING
AGAINST THIS WOMAN
713
00:35:13,288 --> 00:35:14,523
MY ENTIRE LIFE.
714
00:35:14,556 --> 00:35:16,625
HERE'S WHAT I'VE SEEN.
715
00:35:16,658 --> 00:35:19,328
SHE INSULTS YOU,
YOU COMPLAIN TO ME.
716
00:35:19,361 --> 00:35:21,596
I DRUG HER AT DINNER,
YOU NEVER LET HER KNOW.
717
00:35:21,630 --> 00:35:23,598
WE SLIP HER MEDICINE,
HAPPENS BEHIND HER BACK.
718
00:35:23,632 --> 00:35:26,501
YOU NEVER CONFRONT HER...
719
00:35:26,535 --> 00:35:28,903
AND IT PISSES ME OFF.
720
00:35:31,373 --> 00:35:34,243
ARE YOU TAKING THIS
PERSONALLY?
721
00:35:34,276 --> 00:35:36,845
SHE LEAVES, SHE DIES.
722
00:35:36,878 --> 00:35:39,214
ONE DAY...
723
00:35:39,248 --> 00:35:42,351
MAYBE A WEEK FROM NOW,
MAYBE A YEAR FROM NOW,
724
00:35:42,384 --> 00:35:44,519
YOU'RE GONNA DECIDE THAT
THE MAN SLEEPING NEXT TO YOU
725
00:35:44,553 --> 00:35:48,257
KILLED YOUR MOTHER.
726
00:35:50,492 --> 00:35:55,364
GET ME MY PATIENT BACK.
727
00:35:58,300 --> 00:35:59,268
THIS IS REALLY BAD, LISE.
728
00:35:59,301 --> 00:36:02,203
I SWEAR TO GOD, JULES,
I WILL CALL SECURITY!
729
00:36:14,949 --> 00:36:17,252
I ASKED YOU BEFORE
WHY YOU WERE TOUGH ON ME.
730
00:36:17,286 --> 00:36:18,720
I WASN'T.
YOU WERE.
731
00:36:18,753 --> 00:36:20,655
AND I KNOW WHY.
732
00:36:20,689 --> 00:36:24,893
YOU SEE SOMETHING IN ME
THAT YOU DIDN'T SEE IN JULIA
733
00:36:24,926 --> 00:36:26,428
AND YOU DIDN'T SEE IN YOU--
734
00:36:26,461 --> 00:36:28,930
A TYPE OF AMBITION,
A TYPE OF BRAINS.
735
00:36:28,963 --> 00:36:30,865
THAT'S WHY YOU RODE ME.
736
00:36:30,899 --> 00:36:34,503
YOU MADE ME YEARBOOK EDITOR,
SUMMA UNDERGRAD,
737
00:36:34,536 --> 00:36:36,905
A.O.A. IN MED SCHOOL.
738
00:36:36,938 --> 00:36:39,541
THE ONLY TIME I EVER SEE LIGHT
IN YOUR EYES
739
00:36:39,574 --> 00:36:42,411
IS WHEN YOU HEAR ME TALKING
ABOUT MY JOB.
740
00:36:45,780 --> 00:36:49,451
THE REASON YOU KEEP COMING
TO SEE ME IN THE CLINIC
741
00:36:49,484 --> 00:36:51,453
IS BECAUSE YOU TRUST ME.
742
00:36:51,486 --> 00:36:54,923
YOU TRUST
MY MEDICAL JUDGMENT.
743
00:36:54,956 --> 00:36:57,459
SO HERE IT IS.
744
00:36:57,492 --> 00:37:00,429
IF YOU TRANSFER
TO PRINCETON GENERAL,
745
00:37:00,462 --> 00:37:03,031
YOU'LL BE TREATED WELL,
AND YOU'LL DIE.
746
00:37:03,064 --> 00:37:05,600
IF YOU STAY HERE
WITH HOUSE,
747
00:37:05,634 --> 00:37:09,538
YOU'LL BE TREATED BADLY,
BUT YOU'LL LIVE.
748
00:37:11,473 --> 00:37:14,042
I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE
TO SLASH THE TIRES
749
00:37:14,075 --> 00:37:17,579
OF EVERY AMBULANCE
IN THIS BAY, MOM.
750
00:37:17,612 --> 00:37:21,716
I AM NOT LETTING YOU
LEAVE MY HOSPITAL.
751
00:37:24,519 --> 00:37:27,021
(nurse)
ONE, TWO, THREE.
752
00:37:27,055 --> 00:37:29,691
I GOT IT.
HOW YOU FEELING, MOM?
753
00:37:29,724 --> 00:37:31,426
I FEEL A LITTLE DIZZY.
754
00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:33,428
YOUR HEART'S STILL WEAK
FROM THE INFECTION.
755
00:37:33,462 --> 00:37:34,796
WE'LL HANG
AN ANTIFUNGAL I.V.
756
00:37:34,829 --> 00:37:37,399
IF YOU'RE SO GREAT,
HOW COME YOU'RE NOT RUNNING
757
00:37:37,432 --> 00:37:38,733
YOUR DEPARTMENT ANYMORE?
758
00:37:38,767 --> 00:37:40,502
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, MOM?
759
00:37:40,535 --> 00:37:42,871
THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD ME.
TWO DAYS AGO,
760
00:37:42,904 --> 00:37:44,639
I SAID THAT I DIDN'T HAVE
A DEPARTMENT TO RUN.
761
00:37:44,673 --> 00:37:46,541
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.
NO, YOU WEREN'T.
762
00:37:46,575 --> 00:37:48,643
RIGHT, BECAUSE PEOPLE
WHO ARE TALKING
763
00:37:48,677 --> 00:37:50,011
CAN'T TELL IF THEY'RE
BEING SARCASTIC.
764
00:37:50,044 --> 00:37:53,548
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
OF COURSE THEY CAN.
765
00:37:53,582 --> 00:37:55,016
BUT YOU WEREN'T.
766
00:38:00,855 --> 00:38:03,392
I LOVE A-ROD.
767
00:38:03,425 --> 00:38:05,660
HE'S SO MODEST.
768
00:38:05,694 --> 00:38:07,028
AND I HIGHLY RESPECT
769
00:38:07,061 --> 00:38:09,431
THE PAINTINGS HE HAS
OF HIMSELF AS A CENTAUR.
770
00:38:09,464 --> 00:38:10,465
QUESTION--
771
00:38:10,499 --> 00:38:13,368
DO I LIKE A-ROD?
772
00:38:13,402 --> 00:38:16,538
YES...
WHOEVER HE IS.
773
00:38:16,571 --> 00:38:19,608
SHE CAN'T RECOGNIZE
SARCASM?
774
00:38:19,641 --> 00:38:21,543
DEFICIT IN THE RIGHT
PARAHIPPOCAMPAL GYRUS,
775
00:38:21,576 --> 00:38:24,479
WHICH MEANS CNS INVOLVEMENT
BEFORE THE FEVER.
776
00:38:24,513 --> 00:38:27,782
I WAS WRONG
ABOUT THE ENDOCARDITIS.
777
00:38:27,816 --> 00:38:31,620
I-I DON'T--
I DON'T FEEL--
778
00:38:31,653 --> 00:38:32,821
MOM? MOM!
779
00:38:32,854 --> 00:38:36,425
HEART RATE 170.
NURSE!
780
00:38:37,526 --> 00:38:40,595
DO SOMETHING.
I AM.
781
00:38:40,629 --> 00:38:42,764
HOUSE!
THE FEVER
WAS HYPOTHALAMIC.
782
00:38:42,797 --> 00:38:45,734
THAT MEANS BRAIN, HEART,
ANEMIA, ALLERGY.
783
00:38:45,767 --> 00:38:47,135
YOU HEAR THAT,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I DON'T KNOW.
784
00:38:47,168 --> 00:38:48,670
YOU THINK
HEAVY-METAL TOXICITY.
IT CAN'T BE.
785
00:38:48,703 --> 00:38:51,606
YOU TREATED WITH CHELATION
FOR LEAD.
SHE GOT BETTER,
THEN SHE GOT WORSE.
786
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,107
SHE NEVER STOPPED
BEING POISONED.
787
00:38:55,143 --> 00:38:57,646
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU REALLY WANT ME
TO STOP AND EXPLAIN?
788
00:39:05,787 --> 00:39:08,022
[groans]
789
00:39:09,157 --> 00:39:12,093
THERE IT IS.
LOOK AT THAT.
790
00:39:13,895 --> 00:39:16,498
(Cuddy)
THE MUSCLE'S BLACK.
791
00:39:16,531 --> 00:39:19,434
NECROSIS?
METALLOSIS.
792
00:39:19,468 --> 00:39:20,902
HER ARTIFICIAL HIP
793
00:39:20,935 --> 00:39:23,505
"WEARED AND TEARED"
WAY TOO MUCH.
794
00:39:23,538 --> 00:39:25,874
IT'S COBALT POISONING.
795
00:39:25,907 --> 00:39:27,208
WE NEED CHASE
TO GET AN O.R.
796
00:39:27,241 --> 00:39:29,911
I'M GONNA START
CHELATION AGAIN.
797
00:39:32,614 --> 00:39:36,451
[monitor beeping]
798
00:39:41,122 --> 00:39:45,760
[knock on door]
799
00:40:00,642 --> 00:40:02,944
I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO SEE ME.
800
00:40:02,977 --> 00:40:05,980
I DIDN'T.
FOREMAN CALLED ME.
801
00:40:11,686 --> 00:40:13,121
I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT YOU THOUGHT
802
00:40:13,154 --> 00:40:16,157
THAT LITTLE BOY HAD
A BLEED IN HIS HEAD.
803
00:40:19,661 --> 00:40:21,630
I WILL KILL MY BROTHER
804
00:40:21,663 --> 00:40:25,567
IF HE MESSES
WITH YOU ANYMORE.
805
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,137
WHAT DO YOU CARE?
806
00:40:29,170 --> 00:40:31,806
CHRIS...
807
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:35,710
YOU WERE
A CRAPPY HUSBAND...
808
00:40:35,744 --> 00:40:39,013
BUT YOU ARE
A GOOD PERSON.
809
00:41:06,274 --> 00:41:09,878
ONCE AGAIN,
YOU ARE UNFIRED.
810
00:41:09,911 --> 00:41:11,746
[scoffs]
WHY?
811
00:41:13,748 --> 00:41:16,084
YOU SOLD ME OUT
EVEN THOUGH YOU KNEW
812
00:41:16,117 --> 00:41:20,221
THAT YOU WERE GONNA GET THROWN
OUT OF MED SCHOOL.
813
00:41:20,254 --> 00:41:21,856
THAT'S JUST...
814
00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:24,793
KIND OF IMPRESSIVE.
815
00:41:26,895 --> 00:41:28,863
I KEEP MY JOB
IF I STAND UP TO YOU.
816
00:41:28,897 --> 00:41:30,799
I KEEP IT IF I DON'T.
817
00:41:30,832 --> 00:41:32,567
I...
[chuckles]
818
00:41:32,601 --> 00:41:34,068
DON'T BUY IT.
819
00:41:36,705 --> 00:41:38,206
WHEN CUDDY
WAS PROTECTING ME BEFORE,
820
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:39,741
SHE WAS PROTECTING
A DOCTOR.
821
00:41:39,774 --> 00:41:42,777
SHE'S NOW PROTECTING
A BOYFRIEND.
822
00:41:42,811 --> 00:41:45,580
THE HOSPITAL'S NOT GONNA
PUT UP WITH THAT FOR LONG.
823
00:41:45,614 --> 00:41:48,617
SO I NEED YOU
TO PROTECT ME
824
00:41:48,650 --> 00:41:51,219
FROM DOING SOMETHING
CUDDY WILL REGRET.
825
00:41:56,825 --> 00:41:58,793
SEE YOU BRIGHT
AND LATE TOMORROW.
826
00:42:06,635 --> 00:42:09,604
[mellow rock music]
827
00:42:09,638 --> 00:42:14,743
*
828
00:42:14,776 --> 00:42:17,946
MOM...
829
00:42:17,979 --> 00:42:20,048
WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO KEEP THIS?
830
00:42:20,081 --> 00:42:23,184
SO I CAN MOUNT IT
ON THE WALL,
831
00:42:23,217 --> 00:42:25,654
LIKE A MOOSE HEAD.
[chuckles]
832
00:42:32,694 --> 00:42:33,862
IT SAYS HERE
833
00:42:33,895 --> 00:42:37,832
COBALT CAN CAUSE RASHES,
834
00:42:37,866 --> 00:42:42,871
DIZZINESS,
AND STOMACH PROBLEMS.
835
00:42:42,904 --> 00:42:45,974
YOU STILL THINK I'VE BEEN
IMAGINING THE WHOLE THING?
836
00:42:46,007 --> 00:42:48,376
OKAY, YOU MIGHT HAVE
A POINT.
837
00:42:48,409 --> 00:42:50,244
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
838
00:42:50,278 --> 00:42:53,347
YOU KNOW,
A LITTLE DIZZINESS...
839
00:42:53,381 --> 00:42:55,850
SOME PAIN.
840
00:42:58,687 --> 00:43:06,194
*
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