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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,919 --> 00:00:10,154 HEY. 2 00:00:10,187 --> 00:00:11,455 (Beringer) HEY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 3 00:00:11,488 --> 00:00:12,823 TAKE YOUR TIME. 4 00:00:12,856 --> 00:00:16,193 YOU MIND IF I GET A DRINK OF WATER? 5 00:00:18,695 --> 00:00:20,664 [water pouring] 6 00:00:30,641 --> 00:00:31,808 [chuckles] 7 00:00:31,842 --> 00:00:33,610 NOT EXACTLY BEACH READING, HUH? 8 00:00:33,644 --> 00:00:37,148 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ANY OF THAT STUFF? 9 00:00:37,181 --> 00:00:38,149 WELL, MOST OF THESE I CAN GET THROUGH, 10 00:00:38,182 --> 00:00:39,116 BUT, UH, THAT ONE? 11 00:00:40,717 --> 00:00:41,752 WHERE'S TED? LAID OFF. 12 00:00:41,785 --> 00:00:44,488 COMPANY'S GOING WITH PER DIEM WORKERS, YOU KNOW. 13 00:00:44,521 --> 00:00:46,757 YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY OVERTIME, HEALTH INSURANCE. 14 00:00:46,790 --> 00:00:48,024 WOW. THAT SUCKS. 15 00:00:48,058 --> 00:00:52,596 I DON'T MIND. REALLY, I'M NOT A 40-HOUR-A-WEEK KIND OF GUY. 16 00:00:52,629 --> 00:00:54,465 UH... 17 00:00:54,498 --> 00:00:56,500 IF I COULD JUST GET YOU TO SIGN. 18 00:00:56,533 --> 00:00:59,336 RIGHT. UM... 19 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:02,539 HANG ON ONE SECOND. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 20 00:01:02,573 --> 00:01:04,641 [chuckles] 21 00:01:06,177 --> 00:01:07,244 YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH, BUT, UH, 22 00:01:07,278 --> 00:01:13,284 I SWEAR, THIS GUY JAMES SIDAS LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU. 23 00:01:13,317 --> 00:01:15,152 WAIT, HANG ON A SECOND. 24 00:01:15,186 --> 00:01:17,888 THIS GUY IS YOU. 25 00:01:17,921 --> 00:01:19,523 I SAW A PROFILE NOVA DID ON YOU. 26 00:01:19,556 --> 00:01:22,326 YOU'RE, LIKE, THE YOUNGEST GUY TO EVER GRADUATE MIT? 27 00:01:22,359 --> 00:01:23,394 STANDARDS WERE LOWER BACK THEN. 28 00:01:23,427 --> 00:01:25,429 YOU GOT AN IQ OF 178. 29 00:01:25,462 --> 00:01:27,931 PUBLISHED THREE BOOKS AND 35 PAPERS 30 00:01:27,964 --> 00:01:30,201 ALL BEFORE THE AGE OF 18? 31 00:01:30,234 --> 00:01:33,170 YEAH, UH, SORRY, I REALLY NEED TO GET GOING. 32 00:01:33,204 --> 00:01:34,671 SO IF I COULD JUST GET YOU TO SIGN OFF. 33 00:01:34,705 --> 00:01:37,541 ALL RIGHT. I'LL TRADE YOU. I'LL SIGN IF YOU'LL SIGN. 34 00:01:37,574 --> 00:01:40,577 I'M NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE. COME ON, MAN. 35 00:01:40,611 --> 00:01:41,912 THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING THING 36 00:01:41,945 --> 00:01:46,750 THAT'S HAPPENED IN THIS PLACE IN YEARS. 37 00:01:46,783 --> 00:01:49,453 [sighs] 38 00:01:51,888 --> 00:01:53,757 [chuckles] COME ON. 39 00:01:53,790 --> 00:01:56,860 DON'T BE LIKE THAT. I'M PAYING YOU A COMPLIMENT. 40 00:01:56,893 --> 00:01:58,495 IT'S... 41 00:01:58,529 --> 00:02:01,432 IT'S NOT THAT, UM... 42 00:02:01,465 --> 00:02:02,799 MY HAND'S NOT WORKING. 43 00:02:02,833 --> 00:02:04,868 HEY, HEY. WHOA, WHOA. 44 00:02:04,901 --> 00:02:08,439 YOU OKAY? 45 00:02:08,472 --> 00:02:10,474 NO. 46 00:02:15,946 --> 00:02:18,915 [Massive Attack's Teardrop] 47 00:02:18,949 --> 00:02:26,957 * 48 00:02:48,879 --> 00:02:51,282 $2.32. PUT IT ON DR. WILSON'S TAB. 49 00:02:51,315 --> 00:02:54,318 I DON'T KNOW WHO DR. WILSON IS, AND WE DON'T HAVE TABS. 50 00:02:54,351 --> 00:02:55,819 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 51 00:02:55,852 --> 00:02:57,888 NO. GOOD. 52 00:02:57,921 --> 00:02:59,590 BUT, SIR-- 53 00:02:59,623 --> 00:03:01,992 I GOT IT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 54 00:03:02,025 --> 00:03:04,595 THANKS. 55 00:03:04,628 --> 00:03:05,862 ALTHOUGH I SHOULD MAKE IT CLEAR 56 00:03:05,896 --> 00:03:10,000 THAT FOR TWO BUCKS ALL YOU GET IS TOP HALF, OVER THE CLOTHES. 57 00:03:10,033 --> 00:03:12,269 ANY PLANS FOR TURKEY DAY? 58 00:03:12,303 --> 00:03:15,439 GO TO MY SISTER'S FOR DINNER. WHY? 59 00:03:15,472 --> 00:03:16,840 JUST MAKING PLEASANT CONVERSATION. 60 00:03:16,873 --> 00:03:18,875 I'VE HEARD TELL OF FOLKS DOING SUCH. 61 00:03:18,909 --> 00:03:20,844 HOW 'BOUT WE TALK ABOUT THIS? 62 00:03:20,877 --> 00:03:21,712 15-YEAR-OLD. 63 00:03:21,745 --> 00:03:23,680 RECURRING MIGRAINES AND BLURRED VISION. 64 00:03:23,714 --> 00:03:24,848 GREAT. 65 00:03:24,881 --> 00:03:26,049 REALLY? SURE. 66 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:27,918 THERE'S NO POINT IN PUTTING A BAND TOGETHER 67 00:03:27,951 --> 00:03:28,952 IF WE'RE NOT GONNA PLAY ANY GIGS. 68 00:03:28,985 --> 00:03:31,588 HOLD ON. TAKE THIS INSTEAD. 69 00:03:31,622 --> 00:03:33,357 I WAS EXPECTING MORE RESISTANCE. 70 00:03:33,390 --> 00:03:34,291 THAT WAS THE OLD ME. 71 00:03:34,325 --> 00:03:36,527 NEW ME IS STATIC-GUARDED AND FRICTION-FREE. 72 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,396 ENJOY YOUR DRUMSTICK. 73 00:03:44,601 --> 00:03:46,537 READY TO SAVE SOME LIVES? 74 00:03:46,570 --> 00:03:48,739 32-YEAR-OLD COURIER. 75 00:03:48,772 --> 00:03:51,475 ATAXIA, ANEMIA, MILD COUGH. 76 00:03:51,508 --> 00:03:52,976 CT WAS CLEAR. TOX SCREEN NEGATIVE. 77 00:03:53,009 --> 00:03:54,077 WHAT'RE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT? 78 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:55,712 WHY WOULDN'T I BE? 79 00:03:55,746 --> 00:03:57,013 GOT ALL MY STARTERS BACK, 80 00:03:57,047 --> 00:03:58,849 PLUS A COUPLE OF FIRST-CLASS FREE AGENTS. 81 00:03:58,882 --> 00:04:01,084 I FEEL LIKE MIKE TOMLIN. 82 00:04:01,117 --> 00:04:02,986 PROBABLY NOT AS MUCH AS YOU DO, 83 00:04:03,019 --> 00:04:04,955 BUT YOU GET THE IDEA. 84 00:04:04,988 --> 00:04:07,658 ATAXIA AND ANEMIA COULD BE VIRAL. MAYBE WEST NILE? 85 00:04:07,691 --> 00:04:09,793 NO FEVER, LYMPH GLANDS WERE NORMAL. 86 00:04:09,826 --> 00:04:10,794 ANYBODY SEEN WILSON? 87 00:04:10,827 --> 00:04:12,028 HYPERBILIRUBINEMIA? 88 00:04:12,062 --> 00:04:14,665 YEAH, LIKE THAT'S A REAL THING. 89 00:04:14,698 --> 00:04:15,999 MENINGITIS. 90 00:04:16,032 --> 00:04:16,933 ANEMIA'S A STRETCH. 91 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:18,602 PAGE DR. JAMES WILSON 92 00:04:18,635 --> 00:04:19,903 AT 558. (Taub) WHAT ABOUT SICKLE CELL? 93 00:04:19,936 --> 00:04:21,638 GUY'S WHITE. 94 00:04:21,672 --> 00:04:22,706 WHITES CAN GET IT. 95 00:04:22,739 --> 00:04:25,342 COME ON. WE GET THE TENNIS ELBOW AND ALL THE MONEY. 96 00:04:25,376 --> 00:04:26,777 LET THEM HAVE SICKLE CELL. 97 00:04:26,810 --> 00:04:31,014 TTP'S A BETTER FIT. HE'S RIGHT. 98 00:04:33,784 --> 00:04:36,987 WHAT, YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T AGREE WITH HIM? EVER? 99 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:39,055 YOU DIDN'T AGREE WITH HIM. THAT'S WHY HE DUMPED YOU. 100 00:04:39,089 --> 00:04:40,857 OH, SORRY. IT WAS MUTUAL. 101 00:04:40,891 --> 00:04:42,058 WE'RE COOL, OKAY? NOBODY'S ANGRY, NOBODY'S HURT. 102 00:04:42,092 --> 00:04:43,660 (House) SOUNDS PASSIONATE. 103 00:04:43,694 --> 00:04:44,928 TTP MAKES SENSE TO ME. 104 00:04:44,961 --> 00:04:45,996 NOT TO ME. 105 00:04:46,963 --> 00:04:48,832 ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY. 106 00:04:48,865 --> 00:04:49,966 TTP IT IS. 107 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,802 CONFIRM WITH A BLOOD SMEAR 108 00:04:51,835 --> 00:04:53,704 AND ADAMTS13 ANTIBODIES. 109 00:04:53,737 --> 00:04:57,073 (voice on PA) DR. JAMES WILSON, PLEASE DIAL 558. 110 00:04:57,107 --> 00:04:58,509 CAN YOU CURE IT? 111 00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:00,110 TTP ISN'T COMPLETELY CURABLE, 112 00:05:00,143 --> 00:05:02,646 BUT THE SYMPTOMS ARE MANAGEABLE WITH THE PROPER TREATMENT. 113 00:05:02,679 --> 00:05:03,947 IS THIS THE TREATMENT? 114 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:05,882 NO, FIRST WE NEED TO DO A BLOOD TEST TO CONFIRM THE DIAGNOSIS. 115 00:05:05,916 --> 00:05:07,484 BUT HE'S GONNA GET BETTER. 116 00:05:08,919 --> 00:05:10,787 I'M GONNA BE OKAY. DON'T WORRY. 117 00:05:10,821 --> 00:05:12,389 HOW CAN'T I WORRY? YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL. 118 00:05:12,423 --> 00:05:14,558 I'M GONNA BE FINE. 119 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,161 GIVEN YOUR EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND, 120 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:19,963 YOU'D THINK YOU COULD AT LEAST FIND A JOB WITH A MEDICAL PLAN. 121 00:05:19,996 --> 00:05:21,865 (Sidas) WE HAVE MONEY. DON'T WORRY. 122 00:05:21,898 --> 00:05:23,567 (Taub) IT'S NOT THAT, IT'S JUST-- 123 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,536 I WANT TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE ALL THE INFORMATION WE SHOULD. 124 00:05:25,569 --> 00:05:27,003 MY HUSBAND WOULDN'T LIE. 125 00:05:27,037 --> 00:05:29,973 IT'S OKAY, BABY. HE'S JUST DOING HIS JOB. 126 00:05:30,006 --> 00:05:31,908 HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE SURE I'M NOT 127 00:05:31,942 --> 00:05:34,445 A SECRET DRUG ADDICT OR AN ALCOHOLIC. 128 00:05:34,478 --> 00:05:37,948 OR HIDING A HISTORY OF MENTAL ILLNESS? 129 00:05:37,981 --> 00:05:41,051 I WORK AS A COURIER BECAUSE I WANT TO. 130 00:05:41,084 --> 00:05:42,853 IT'S EASY. I DON'T HAVE TO THINK. 131 00:05:42,886 --> 00:05:43,954 IT'S TOO HARD TO THINK. 132 00:05:43,987 --> 00:05:46,189 NO, JUST UNPLEASANT. 133 00:05:46,222 --> 00:05:49,059 NO MATTER WHAT I DID, IT REALLY WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH. 134 00:05:50,927 --> 00:05:52,596 SHE DIDN'T CARE HOW SMART I WAS 135 00:05:52,629 --> 00:05:54,197 OR WHAT I MIGHT ACCOMPLISH IN THE FUTURE. 136 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:56,467 IT WAS THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE 137 00:05:58,669 --> 00:06:02,506 SO I DECIDED I WOULD RATHER BE HAPPY THAN SMART. 138 00:06:08,979 --> 00:06:11,114 [door opens] 139 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:16,453 YOU ALL RIGHT? 140 00:06:16,487 --> 00:06:18,822 SORRY. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT OKAY. I MEAN... 141 00:06:18,855 --> 00:06:20,957 SHE LEFT. 142 00:06:25,028 --> 00:06:26,830 ANY CHANCE OF RECONCILIATION? 143 00:06:26,863 --> 00:06:28,164 NOPE. 144 00:06:28,198 --> 00:06:30,801 SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GRAB A DRINK AFTER WORK? 145 00:06:30,834 --> 00:06:32,969 FIGURED WE COULD TALK ABOUT THE PERILS OF DATING DOCTORS. 146 00:06:33,003 --> 00:06:33,970 I WASN'T DATING CAMERON. 147 00:06:34,004 --> 00:06:34,905 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO-- 148 00:06:34,938 --> 00:06:38,809 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND I APPRECIATE IT, 149 00:06:38,842 --> 00:06:40,944 BUT I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. 150 00:06:40,977 --> 00:06:43,013 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE DIBALA INCIDENT. 151 00:06:43,046 --> 00:06:44,781 AND OBVIOUSLY YOU DIDN'T. 152 00:06:44,815 --> 00:06:48,652 AND TALKING ABOUT IT OBVIOUSLY MADE THINGS SO MUCH BETTER. 153 00:06:53,289 --> 00:06:56,827 DIDN'T YOU THINK THERE WAS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT GUY? 154 00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:59,663 NOT REALLY. IN FACT, HE SEEMED PRETTY NORMAL. 155 00:06:59,696 --> 00:07:01,197 THAT'S MY POINT. 156 00:07:01,231 --> 00:07:04,768 GUYS WITH IQs OFF THE CHART ARE USUALLY COMPLETELY... 157 00:07:06,269 --> 00:07:07,237 SPEAKING OF HOUSE, 158 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:09,072 WHY'D YOU COME BACK? 159 00:07:09,105 --> 00:07:10,674 I MEAN, YOU MUST'VE TAKEN A MAJOR PAY CUT. 160 00:07:10,707 --> 00:07:12,543 LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY. 161 00:07:12,576 --> 00:07:14,210 YOUR WIFE FEEL THE SAME WAY? 162 00:07:14,244 --> 00:07:16,112 SHE'S HAPPY TO CUT BACK ON SOME THINGS... 163 00:07:16,146 --> 00:07:19,550 LIKE SEX. 164 00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:20,717 WHY'D YOU COME BACK? 165 00:07:20,751 --> 00:07:21,918 WHY WOULDN'T I? 166 00:07:21,952 --> 00:07:23,153 LIKE FOREMAN SAID, NOBODY'S ANGRY. 167 00:07:23,186 --> 00:07:24,921 NOBODY'S HURT. 168 00:07:24,955 --> 00:07:26,523 SCHISTOCYTES. 169 00:07:26,557 --> 00:07:28,725 THAT MEANS TTP. 170 00:07:28,759 --> 00:07:29,726 WHICH IS WHAT WE THOUGHT IT'D BE. 171 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,027 REMEMBER? THIS IS A GOOD THING. 172 00:07:32,863 --> 00:07:33,964 AND HOUSE DOESN'T TAKE CASES THAT ARE EASY, 173 00:07:35,866 --> 00:07:39,202 AND HE WANTS TO SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES US TO CATCH UP TO HIM. 174 00:07:41,872 --> 00:07:44,174 SCHISTOCYTES SUGGEST TTP. 175 00:07:44,207 --> 00:07:46,577 GOOD. NOW WHAT? 176 00:07:46,610 --> 00:07:48,078 NORMALLY, WE'D TRY PLASMAPHERESIS, 177 00:07:48,111 --> 00:07:50,313 BUT THE PATIENT HAS AN ALBUMIN COLLOID ALLERGY. 178 00:07:50,346 --> 00:07:51,347 SO? 179 00:07:51,381 --> 00:07:53,817 SO THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO GIVE HIM A SPLENECTOMY. 180 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:55,986 YES, IT DOES. 181 00:08:08,765 --> 00:08:11,001 WILSON? (man) NO. 182 00:08:11,034 --> 00:08:13,303 DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS? NOT IN HERE. 183 00:08:13,336 --> 00:08:15,806 (Thirteen) YOU'RE SURE YOU WANT US TO TAKE OUT HIS SPLEEN. 184 00:08:15,839 --> 00:08:16,940 (House) IS THAT WHAT A "SPLENECTOMY" IS? 185 00:08:16,973 --> 00:08:18,041 I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ICE CREAM TREAT. 186 00:08:18,074 --> 00:08:18,842 YUCK. 187 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:21,244 SO YOU DO REALLY THINK HE HAS TTP? 188 00:08:21,277 --> 00:08:22,078 YOU'RE NOT JUST TESTING US. 189 00:08:22,112 --> 00:08:24,915 YEAH, LIKE I HAVE TIME FOR GAMES. 190 00:08:24,948 --> 00:08:28,051 SO WHY DID YOU REALLY TAKE THIS CASE? 191 00:08:28,084 --> 00:08:29,219 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? 192 00:08:29,252 --> 00:08:32,756 I'M FISHING FOR A DINNER INVITE. 193 00:08:32,789 --> 00:08:36,026 [toilet flushes] 194 00:08:41,031 --> 00:08:44,034 MISSED YOU AT BREAKFAST THIS MORNING. 195 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:45,802 AND LUNCH. 196 00:08:45,836 --> 00:08:46,937 I HAD A DENTIST APPOINTMENT. 197 00:08:46,970 --> 00:08:48,605 YOU KNOW WHERE CUDDY'S SISTER LIVES? 198 00:08:48,639 --> 00:08:53,109 YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY I DON'T ANSWER YOUR URGENT PAGES. 199 00:08:53,143 --> 00:08:54,978 BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT URGENT PAGES. 200 00:08:55,011 --> 00:08:58,014 I'VE DECIDED WHAT I'M GONNA DO ABOUT CUDDY AND LUCAS. 201 00:08:58,048 --> 00:09:00,884 I'M GOING TO BREAK THEM UP. OF COURSE. 202 00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:04,755 IT'S GIVEN ME A PURPOSE IN LIFE, A GOAL, A RAISON D'ETRE. 203 00:09:04,788 --> 00:09:08,792 ALBEIT A SELFISH, MEAN-SPIRITED, CHILDISH RAISON. 204 00:09:08,825 --> 00:09:11,394 I THINK OF IT MORE AS BENEVOLENT. 205 00:09:11,427 --> 00:09:14,030 THERE'S ONLY TWO POSSIBLE OUTCOMES FOR THEIR RELATIONSHIP. 206 00:09:14,064 --> 00:09:15,999 THEY SPLIT, OR THEY STAY TOGETHER FOREVER. 207 00:09:16,032 --> 00:09:17,067 IF IT'S SPLIT, 208 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,002 THEN THE SOONER IT HAPPENS THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE. 209 00:09:19,035 --> 00:09:21,037 IF IT'S STAY, THEN MY MEDDLING WON'T MATTER. 210 00:09:21,071 --> 00:09:22,038 [elevator bell dings] 211 00:09:22,072 --> 00:09:24,107 IN FACT, IF THEY SURVIVE IT, 212 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:26,643 IT MIGHT EVEN MAKE THEIR BOND STRONGER. 213 00:09:26,677 --> 00:09:29,045 HOW YOU MANAGE TO ELEVATE YOUR NARCISSISM 214 00:09:29,079 --> 00:09:33,684 TO BENEFICENCE IS MASTERFUL. 215 00:09:33,717 --> 00:09:36,019 AND I'VE DECIDED TO DO IT AT THANKSGIVING DINNER. 216 00:09:36,052 --> 00:09:37,921 JUST 'CAUSE I'M SENTIMENTAL. 217 00:09:37,954 --> 00:09:40,023 DINNER IS AT CUDDY'S SISTER'S, WHICH BRINGS US BACK-- 218 00:09:40,056 --> 00:09:41,958 HOUSE, DON'T. 219 00:09:41,992 --> 00:09:44,060 I FISHED FOR AN INVITE. CUDDY WASN'T BITING, 220 00:09:44,094 --> 00:09:44,995 SO I'LL HAVE TO CRASH. 221 00:09:45,028 --> 00:09:48,031 I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE CUDDY'S SISTER LIVES. 222 00:09:48,064 --> 00:09:50,100 ASK AND THOU SHALT RECEIVE. 223 00:09:50,133 --> 00:09:53,369 YOU CAN'T HONESTLY THINK I WOULD HELP YOU WITH THIS. 224 00:09:53,403 --> 00:09:56,272 NOT HELP ME, HELP CUDDY. REMEMBER? 225 00:09:56,306 --> 00:09:57,240 IF YOU DON'T GET IT, 226 00:09:57,273 --> 00:10:00,010 I'LL BE FORCED TO USE MORE NEFARIOUS METHODS. 227 00:10:00,043 --> 00:10:03,046 HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 228 00:10:04,981 --> 00:10:07,951 HUH. LOOKS GREAT. 229 00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:10,420 SO HE'S ALL BETTER? 230 00:10:10,453 --> 00:10:12,222 PROBABLY BE ON SOME LONG-TERM MEDS, 231 00:10:12,255 --> 00:10:14,057 AND HE'S ABOUT TEN OUNCES LIGHTER. 232 00:10:14,090 --> 00:10:18,028 OTHER THAN THAT, WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S GONE. 233 00:10:18,061 --> 00:10:22,232 DID YOU HEAR THAT, HONEY? YOU'RE GONNA BE JUST FINE. 234 00:10:22,265 --> 00:10:24,067 WHEN CAN I GET OUT OF HERE? 235 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,702 EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT, LESS THAN A WEEK. 236 00:10:27,237 --> 00:10:30,907 AREN'T GONNA DELIVER COLORS. 237 00:10:30,941 --> 00:10:31,908 COLORS? 238 00:10:31,942 --> 00:10:32,909 GREEN... 239 00:10:32,943 --> 00:10:35,311 AND ORANGE... 240 00:10:35,345 --> 00:10:36,479 AND CEILING. 241 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:38,849 MR. SIDAS, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? 242 00:10:38,882 --> 00:10:40,350 CHEWING. 243 00:10:40,383 --> 00:10:41,952 JIMMY? [monitor beeps] 244 00:10:41,985 --> 00:10:43,119 SHIRT... 245 00:10:43,153 --> 00:10:45,756 HE'S STROKING. CALL THE CATH LAB NOW. 246 00:10:45,789 --> 00:10:47,958 OH, MY GOD. 247 00:10:51,427 --> 00:10:52,796 BLOOD FLOW'S RESTORED. 248 00:10:52,829 --> 00:10:53,997 THERE APPEARS TO BE NO PERMANENT DAMAGE. 249 00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:56,466 GOOD NEWS IS IT TURNS OUT TO BE AN EXCITING, ACTION-PACKED 250 00:10:56,499 --> 00:10:57,968 THRILL RIDE OF A CASE AFTER ALL. 251 00:10:58,001 --> 00:11:01,037 BAD NEWS IS WE TOOK OUT HIS SPLEEN FOR NOTHING. 252 00:11:01,071 --> 00:11:03,206 THANK GOD HE'S STILL GOT HIS APPENDIX AND TONSILS. 253 00:11:07,143 --> 00:11:10,446 TESTS LIKE TTP, BUT ISN'T TTP? 254 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,917 CNS VASCULITIS EXPLAINS ATAXIA, AND ANEMIA, MAYBE THE STROKE. 255 00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:16,152 CT WOULD'VE PICKED UP SOMETHING. 256 00:11:16,186 --> 00:11:18,889 HI, I'M GREG HOUSE, A FRIEND OF YOUR SISTER LISA. 257 00:11:18,922 --> 00:11:20,023 COULD BE DIC. 258 00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:21,291 LISA CUDDY. 259 00:11:21,324 --> 00:11:22,292 SORRY. WRONG NUMBER. 260 00:11:22,325 --> 00:11:23,794 YOU GONNA ASK? 261 00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:26,262 I'M SURE HE'S GOT A PERFECTLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION. 262 00:11:26,296 --> 00:11:27,964 CAN'T BE DIC. NO HEMORRHAGING. 263 00:11:27,998 --> 00:11:29,966 AND I'M CALLING ALL 12 JULIA CUDDYS 264 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,967 WITHIN A 100-MILE RADIUS. 265 00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:33,236 SEE? COMPLETELY REASONABLE. 266 00:11:33,269 --> 00:11:35,371 ACQUIRED PANCYTOPENIA. WBC'S NORMAL. 267 00:11:35,405 --> 00:11:37,073 HEY, JULIA. 268 00:11:40,010 --> 00:11:43,079 YOU SURE? 'CAUSE YOU ARE NUMBER 12. 269 00:11:43,113 --> 00:11:45,381 MAYBE SHE GOT MARRIED AND CHANGED HER NAME. 270 00:11:45,415 --> 00:11:47,483 OTIS CAMPBELL. 271 00:11:47,517 --> 00:11:48,518 PROBABLY KEPT HER FIRST NAME. 272 00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:49,685 (Foreman) THE MNEMONIC FOR TOXINS. 273 00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:53,023 O FOR ORGANOPHOSPHATES, T FOR TRICYCLICS, I FOR INSULIN. 274 00:11:53,056 --> 00:11:54,991 OR AS I REMEMBER IT, "MOIST PLACE." 275 00:11:55,025 --> 00:11:57,894 THAT'S "PLACE" SPELLED WITH TWO "L"S AND A SILENT "B." 276 00:11:57,928 --> 00:11:59,495 EXCEPT THE TOX SCREEN WAS NEGATIVE. 277 00:11:59,529 --> 00:12:01,397 STANDARD TOX SCREEN--UNSTANDARD TOXINS DON'T SHOW UP ON IT. 278 00:12:01,431 --> 00:12:03,199 YOU TWO DO AN UNSTANDARD TOX SCREEN, 279 00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:04,534 YOU TWO SEARCH HIS HOME. 280 00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:07,537 OTIS CAMPBELL'S GOT TO BE HIDING SOMEWHERE. 281 00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:11,207 SMARTEST GUY IN THE WORLD, AND THIS IS THE BEST HE CAN DO. 282 00:12:12,909 --> 00:12:15,812 DELIVERING BOXES WAS A CHILDHOOD DREAM. 283 00:12:15,846 --> 00:12:18,048 SODA, PROCESSED CHEESE, 284 00:12:18,081 --> 00:12:19,182 MARSHMALLOW SPREAD. 285 00:12:19,215 --> 00:12:21,084 NOTHING IN HERE IS CAPABLE OF GOING BAD. 286 00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:25,321 IBUPROFEN, EYE DROPS, COUGH SYRUP. 287 00:12:25,355 --> 00:12:30,060 YOU WANT TO COME OVER FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER? 288 00:12:30,093 --> 00:12:32,162 YOU NEVER ASKED ME OVER BEFORE. WHY NOW? 289 00:12:32,195 --> 00:12:34,030 I JUST NEVER THOUGHT OF IT. 290 00:12:34,064 --> 00:12:36,032 BUT NOW THAT WE'RE BOTH ON THE TEAM... 291 00:12:36,066 --> 00:12:39,035 AND MY WIFE LEFT ME? 292 00:12:39,069 --> 00:12:41,037 IS THAT A BAD REASON? 293 00:12:41,071 --> 00:12:47,043 NO. BUT, UH, I'M OKAY. ON BOTH THE FOOD AND FRIENDS. 294 00:12:48,544 --> 00:12:53,249 LEPTOSPIROSIS COULD EXPLAIN THE ATAXIA AND THE ANEMIA. 295 00:12:53,283 --> 00:12:54,851 BUT NOT WITHOUT A FEVER. 296 00:12:54,885 --> 00:12:56,920 YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO? 297 00:12:56,953 --> 00:12:59,990 YEAH. WHO? 298 00:13:00,023 --> 00:13:00,957 WHAT, YOU WANT NAMES? 299 00:13:04,227 --> 00:13:06,062 BUT I'M NOT KUTNER. 300 00:13:06,096 --> 00:13:09,232 GOOD, 'CAUSE KUTNER NEVER USED TO COME OVER FOR DINNER. 301 00:13:09,265 --> 00:13:11,868 I'M GONNA PRETEND THERE'S SOMETHING INTERESTING OVER HERE 302 00:13:11,902 --> 00:13:15,305 SO YOU'LL SHUT UP. 303 00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:26,582 ACTUALLY, THERE IS. 304 00:13:26,616 --> 00:13:30,420 HE'S GOT SKETCHES OF ATOMIC STRUCTURE, 305 00:13:30,453 --> 00:13:33,389 THIS ONE'S FULL OF MATH PROOFS. 306 00:13:33,423 --> 00:13:36,559 THEY'RE ALL OLD. NOTHING SINCE '96. 307 00:13:39,295 --> 00:13:42,598 THIS IS PASSION. 308 00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:47,403 MARRIAGE DESTROYED HIS SOUL. 309 00:13:59,015 --> 00:14:01,151 OOH. 310 00:14:01,184 --> 00:14:05,121 OR MAYBE IT WAS JUST THE BOOZE. 311 00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:10,160 THANK YOU, DOCTOR, YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL. 312 00:14:10,193 --> 00:14:10,994 AS HAVE YOU, DIANA. 313 00:14:11,027 --> 00:14:13,997 BE WELL. (Diana) THANK YOU. 314 00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:14,965 YOU'RE HELPING. 315 00:14:14,998 --> 00:14:16,499 VOLUNTARILY. 316 00:14:16,532 --> 00:14:18,034 HE'S DONE SIX ALREADY. 317 00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:22,205 THE HOLIDAY SEASON AND ALL. 318 00:14:22,238 --> 00:14:24,007 SO WHICH ONE OF US SLIPPED THROUGH THE WORMHOLE 319 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,341 INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION? 320 00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:28,144 I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED TO TRAVEL. AND PAINT. 321 00:14:28,178 --> 00:14:29,980 LUCKY NUMBER SEVEN. 322 00:14:30,013 --> 00:14:31,181 HOUSE... 323 00:14:31,214 --> 00:14:32,615 I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO BE NICE, 324 00:14:32,648 --> 00:14:35,018 BUT I ALSO KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN AGENDA. 325 00:14:35,051 --> 00:14:40,290 WOW. SEXY AND SMART. LUCAS IS A LUCKY GUY. 326 00:14:40,323 --> 00:14:45,228 THE QUESTION IS, IS THIS A BAD AGENDA OR A GOOD ONE? 327 00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:47,530 EITHER YOU'RE TRYING TO SCREW WITH ME, 328 00:14:47,563 --> 00:14:52,302 OR YOU'RE TRYING TO SHOW ME THAT YOU'VE REALLY CHANGED. 329 00:14:52,335 --> 00:14:57,140 SO WHICH IS IT? I'M DYING TO KNOW. 330 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:06,016 WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER? 331 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,986 PEACE IN OUR TIME. 332 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:15,458 IT COST ME 45 MINUTES OF CLINIC DUTY. 333 00:15:15,491 --> 00:15:17,293 THIS IS A THREE-HOUR DRIVE. 334 00:15:19,095 --> 00:15:20,997 THAT THIS IS A FAKE ADDRESS? 335 00:15:21,031 --> 00:15:22,198 YOU THINK SHE'D SEND ME TO A VACANT LOT 336 00:15:22,232 --> 00:15:23,199 FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER? 337 00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:24,300 IF SHE'S SMART. 338 00:15:24,334 --> 00:15:25,468 SHE IS. 339 00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:27,370 THAT'S WHY I RAN IT THROUGH MOTOR VEHICLES. 340 00:15:27,403 --> 00:15:29,505 GOOD AS GOLD. 341 00:15:29,539 --> 00:15:31,041 THIS CANNOT END WELL. 342 00:15:31,074 --> 00:15:32,175 I DON'T WANT IT TO END WELL. 343 00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,377 YOU SHOULD COME AS MY DATE. 344 00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:38,048 YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANT TO MISS THIS. 345 00:15:42,185 --> 00:15:44,320 THE UNSTANDARD TOX SCREEN WAS AS CLEAN AS THE STANDARD ONE. 346 00:15:44,354 --> 00:15:48,091 BUT WE FOUND VODKA STASHED AWAY IN HIS PLACE. 347 00:15:48,124 --> 00:15:50,360 WHAT'S WITH THE TIES? 348 00:15:50,393 --> 00:15:52,795 MAKES ME LOOK ADORABLY NON-THREATENING. 349 00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,798 PARTY OR PARTY HEARTY? 350 00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:59,802 LIVER FAILURE WOULD EXPLAIN ALL THE SYMPTOMS. 351 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:04,040 PARTY. 352 00:16:04,074 --> 00:16:08,078 SO GUY'S A BRAINIAC, AND HIS SECRET DRUG OF CHOICE IS BOOZE? 353 00:16:08,111 --> 00:16:10,346 THAT'S KIND OF PEDESTRIAN, DON'T YOU THINK? 354 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:12,115 TALK TO HIM. HE'S A PEDESTRIAN GUY. 355 00:16:14,317 --> 00:16:16,152 LIVER BIOPSY CAN WAIT UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING. 356 00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:17,520 YES, ASSUMING THE BIOPSY'S GONNA TELL US 357 00:16:17,553 --> 00:16:19,122 EXACTLY WHAT WE EXPECT IT TO TELL US, 358 00:16:19,155 --> 00:16:21,157 IT CAN WAIT TILL AFTER NEW YEAR'S. 359 00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:23,293 ON THE OTHER HAND, TAUB AND THIRTEEN 360 00:16:23,326 --> 00:16:24,560 CAN DO THE LIVER BIOPSY TODAY. 361 00:16:24,594 --> 00:16:25,561 WHY US? 362 00:16:25,595 --> 00:16:27,163 JUNIORITY. 363 00:16:27,197 --> 00:16:28,564 WELCOME BACK. 364 00:16:28,598 --> 00:16:30,066 WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO? 365 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:33,035 SAME AS ME. HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 366 00:16:35,438 --> 00:16:38,074 I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. 367 00:16:38,108 --> 00:16:39,742 YES, YOU JUST HIDE VODKA AROUND THE HOUSE FOR FUN. 368 00:16:39,775 --> 00:16:42,645 I DRINK, JUST NOT A LOT. 369 00:16:42,678 --> 00:16:45,548 SINCE WHEN DO YOU DRINK AT ALL? 370 00:16:45,581 --> 00:16:48,151 I HAVE ONE SHOT WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK, BABY, THAT'S IT. 371 00:16:48,184 --> 00:16:49,652 SO WHY LIE TO YOUR WIFE ABOUT IT? 372 00:16:51,587 --> 00:16:53,423 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 373 00:16:53,456 --> 00:16:56,159 THAT YOU DRINK EVERY DAY BY YOURSELF? 374 00:16:56,192 --> 00:16:57,527 I HAVE ONE LOUSY DRINK, OKAY? 375 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,163 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME DRUNK? EVER? 376 00:17:00,196 --> 00:17:01,030 NO, BUT YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN 377 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,465 DRINKING ENOUGH TO HURT YOUR LIVER. 378 00:17:02,498 --> 00:17:07,137 MY LIVER IS FINE. HOLD STILL. 379 00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:09,572 THERE WE GO. 380 00:17:09,605 --> 00:17:13,409 THIS TEST IS A WASTE OF TIME. 381 00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:18,448 [James Taylor's Games People Play] 382 00:17:18,481 --> 00:17:22,518 * 383 00:17:22,552 --> 00:17:24,354 [sings fanfare] 384 00:17:24,387 --> 00:17:27,790 HEY. WANT SOME WINE? 385 00:17:27,823 --> 00:17:35,198 * 386 00:17:35,231 --> 00:17:40,136 ALL RIGHT. VERY GOOD. HERE, WE GOT THIS. 387 00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,437 STRING BEANS? 388 00:17:41,471 --> 00:17:45,308 * LA-LA, LA, LA-LA, LA, LA-LA * 389 00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:49,179 * LA-LA, LA, LA-LA, LA, LA-LA * 390 00:17:49,212 --> 00:17:51,681 * LA-LA, LA, LA, LA 391 00:17:51,714 --> 00:17:53,449 * LA-LA, LA, LA-LA, LA 392 00:17:53,483 --> 00:17:57,353 * 393 00:18:01,824 --> 00:18:03,893 JULIA? 394 00:18:06,196 --> 00:18:08,398 THEY'RE IN HAWAII FOR THE WEEK. 395 00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:10,866 * OH, THE GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 396 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,303 * EVERY NIGHT AND EVERY DAY 397 00:18:13,336 --> 00:18:16,206 * NEVER MEANING WHAT THEY SAY... * 398 00:18:16,239 --> 00:18:16,972 HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 399 00:18:17,006 --> 00:18:20,876 HAPPY THANKSGIVING, YOU GUYS. 400 00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:23,446 YOU MUST BE DR. HOUSE. 401 00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:27,283 I WAS TOLD I SHOULD OFFER YOU A TURKEY SANDWICH. 402 00:18:27,317 --> 00:18:30,186 * TALKIN' 'BOUT YOU AND ME * 403 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,854 * AND THE GAMES PEOPLE PLAY * 404 00:18:31,887 --> 00:18:33,589 * OH, NOW 405 00:18:33,623 --> 00:18:36,559 * LA-LA, LA, LA-LA, LA, LA-LA * 406 00:18:36,592 --> 00:18:40,963 * LA-LA, LA, LA-LA, LA, LA-LA... * 407 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,299 TUNA SALAD. CLOSEST THING THEY HAD TO TURKEY. 408 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,467 THANKS. 409 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,868 BUT I'M HOPING I CAN STILL GET OUT OF HERE 410 00:18:45,901 --> 00:18:47,270 TO CATCH THE TAIL END OF DINNER WITH MY WIFE. 411 00:18:47,303 --> 00:18:48,438 ANYTHING? 412 00:18:48,471 --> 00:18:51,307 NO CIRRHOSIS, NO SCARRING, NO INFECTION. 413 00:18:51,341 --> 00:18:52,308 BLOOD PANEL? 414 00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:54,244 ELEVATED ALBUMEN: 7.2. 415 00:18:54,277 --> 00:18:55,245 THAT'S IT? 416 00:18:55,278 --> 00:18:56,779 EVERYTHING ELSE IS FINE. 417 00:18:56,812 --> 00:19:00,950 SO IT WAS A WASTE OF TIME. 418 00:19:06,422 --> 00:19:08,391 RENAL FAILURE. EXPLAINS THE ANEMIA. 419 00:19:08,424 --> 00:19:11,227 IF HE DEVELOPED HYPERKALEMIA, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE ATAXIA. 420 00:19:11,261 --> 00:19:12,328 BUT THE STROKE... 421 00:19:12,362 --> 00:19:13,596 ISCHEMIC ENCEPHALOPATHY. 422 00:19:13,629 --> 00:19:15,998 NICE. 423 00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,901 EXCEPT NOW WE HAVE TO STAY AND TEST HIS KIDNEYS. 424 00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:34,784 KEY UNDER THE MAT. 425 00:19:34,817 --> 00:19:35,785 THERE'S NO KEY UNDER THE MAT. 426 00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:39,855 YOU NEED TO REPLACE ONE OF YOUR KITCHEN WINDOWS. 427 00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:45,728 I'LL LEAVE A BUCK ON THE WAY OUT. 428 00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:49,265 AND YOU ARE? 429 00:19:49,299 --> 00:19:50,933 LESS WRONG. 430 00:19:50,966 --> 00:19:53,736 AH. 431 00:19:53,769 --> 00:19:56,872 THEN I STARTED THINKING... 432 00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:01,811 WHAT WAS I SAYING? 433 00:20:01,844 --> 00:20:05,047 YOU WERE SAYING IT'S LATE, AND... 434 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,782 SHE INVITED ME. 435 00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:13,956 SHE WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF I REALLY HAVE CHANGED OR... 436 00:20:13,989 --> 00:20:18,628 IF I'M JUST THE SAME OLD S.O.B. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN. 437 00:20:21,664 --> 00:20:25,868 BUT SHE ALWAYS GAVE ME A CHANCE. 438 00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:29,071 832 CHANCES. 439 00:20:32,842 --> 00:20:38,548 MAKE A NOTE. 440 00:20:38,581 --> 00:20:40,950 HOW 'BOUT A CUP OF COFFEE? 441 00:20:40,983 --> 00:20:42,452 IT'S JUST INSTANT, BUT... 442 00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:52,928 I'M PATHETIC. 443 00:20:52,962 --> 00:20:55,665 I DON'T DESERVE HER. 444 00:20:55,698 --> 00:20:58,901 OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 445 00:20:58,934 --> 00:21:02,071 UH, HERE. 446 00:21:02,104 --> 00:21:05,575 [exhales] 447 00:21:05,608 --> 00:21:07,877 MAYBE YOU SHOULD CRASH HERE. 448 00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:11,614 IT'S A SOFA BED. 449 00:21:11,647 --> 00:21:14,083 I LOVE HER. 450 00:21:19,689 --> 00:21:20,923 PATIENT'S LIVER IS FINE, IT'S HIS KIDNEYS THAT ARE SHOT. 451 00:21:20,956 --> 00:21:22,758 AND WHERE THE HELL IS HOUSE? 452 00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:23,959 HE LEFT A MESSAGE ON THE MACHINE. 453 00:21:23,993 --> 00:21:25,094 HE'S NOT COMING IN TODAY. 454 00:21:25,127 --> 00:21:26,662 SO WHAT CAUSES KIDNEY FAILURE? 455 00:21:26,696 --> 00:21:27,897 RHABDOMYOLYSIS. 456 00:21:27,930 --> 00:21:29,432 NO EDEMA. 457 00:21:29,465 --> 00:21:31,567 I TRUST YOU HAD A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING? 458 00:21:31,601 --> 00:21:33,436 I DON'T REMEMBER. 459 00:21:33,469 --> 00:21:34,970 SO I GUESS I DID. 460 00:21:35,004 --> 00:21:36,071 MULTIPLE MYELOMA. 461 00:21:36,105 --> 00:21:37,106 NO BONE PAIN. 462 00:21:37,139 --> 00:21:38,107 YOU GOT DRUNK ALONE? 463 00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,308 NO. 464 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,378 THAT WOULD BE A SIGN THAT I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS. 465 00:21:42,412 --> 00:21:43,879 POLYCYSTIC KIDNEY DISEASE? 466 00:21:43,913 --> 00:21:46,982 (Thirteen) NO UTIs OR FLANK PAIN. 467 00:21:47,016 --> 00:21:50,052 WELL, WHAT IF HIS COUGH IS MORE THAN JUST A COLD? 468 00:21:50,085 --> 00:21:51,721 HE HASN'T BEEN COUGHING. 469 00:21:51,754 --> 00:21:52,788 IT'S IN HIS HISTORY, AND WE FOUND 470 00:21:52,822 --> 00:21:54,657 A NEW BOTTLE OF COUGH SYRUP IN HIS MEDICINE CABINET. 471 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:55,991 COUGH COULD MEAN GOODPASTURE SYNDROME. 472 00:21:56,025 --> 00:21:57,993 AFFECTS KIDNEYS AND LUNGS. 473 00:21:58,027 --> 00:22:00,095 START HIM ON IMMUNOSUPPRESSORS AND DIALYSIS. 474 00:22:00,129 --> 00:22:01,897 WE'LL DO IT AFTER WE RUN IT BY HOUSE. 475 00:22:01,931 --> 00:22:02,732 (Foreman) HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS PAGER. 476 00:22:02,765 --> 00:22:04,867 LOOKS LIKE HE'S LEAVING IT UP TO US. 477 00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,436 US, NOT YOU. 478 00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:11,907 YOU CAN SAVE YOUR FIGHT FOR ANOTHER CASE. 479 00:22:16,078 --> 00:22:18,881 HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO BE HOOKED UP FOR? 480 00:22:18,914 --> 00:22:21,817 FOUR TO SIX HOURS A DAY UNTIL WE SEE AN IMPROVEMENT. 481 00:22:21,851 --> 00:22:22,918 WHAT IF YOU DON'T? 482 00:22:22,952 --> 00:22:24,920 THEN WE KEEP DOING IT UNTIL HE GETS A TRANSPLANT. 483 00:22:26,556 --> 00:22:28,491 AND THEN YOU WERE SURE IT WAS HIS LIVER, 484 00:22:30,926 --> 00:22:32,762 (Thirteen) IT'S DEFINITELY HIS KIDNEYS. 485 00:22:32,795 --> 00:22:35,465 WE JUST DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S HIS KIDNEYS. 486 00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:42,004 ANY WORD FROM CAMERON? 487 00:22:42,037 --> 00:22:44,540 NOPE. 488 00:22:44,574 --> 00:22:48,043 I STARTED SEEING A COUNSELOR AFTER MY DIAGNOSIS. 489 00:22:48,077 --> 00:22:49,879 SHE'S REALLY GOOD. 490 00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:51,981 WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THAT EVERYONE WORKS 491 00:22:52,014 --> 00:22:54,016 IN THE EXACT SAME WAY? 492 00:22:54,049 --> 00:22:55,485 WE PRETTY MUCH DO. 493 00:22:55,518 --> 00:22:57,487 OUR EGOS WANT US TO THINK WE'RE ALL SNOWFLAKES, 494 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,790 NO TWO ALIKE, BUT REALLY WE ALL WANT THE SAME THINGS. 495 00:23:00,823 --> 00:23:02,725 LOVE, FORGIVENESS... 496 00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:03,826 CHOCOLATE. 497 00:23:03,859 --> 00:23:07,597 WELL, WHAT I WANT IS FOR EVERYONE TO LEAVE ME ALONE. 498 00:23:07,630 --> 00:23:09,632 [elevator bell dings] HOW DO I GET THAT? 499 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:22,978 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO LUCAS LAST NIGHT? 500 00:23:23,012 --> 00:23:26,882 I KNOW THERE WERE A LOT OF CONSONANTS. 501 00:23:26,916 --> 00:23:30,252 I DON'T REMEMBER HOW I GOT HERE, NEVER MIND WHAT I SAID. 502 00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:32,187 WELL, I JUST TALKED TO HIM. 503 00:23:32,221 --> 00:23:33,589 AND HE SAID HE THOUGHT IT'D BE BETTER 504 00:23:33,623 --> 00:23:35,825 IF WE STOPPED SEEING EACH OTHER. 505 00:23:35,858 --> 00:23:37,092 SAID HE DIDN'T REALIZE 506 00:23:37,126 --> 00:23:40,029 HOW MUCH THERE STILL WAS BETWEEN YOU AND ME, 507 00:23:40,062 --> 00:23:44,767 AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF US. 508 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,938 I WAS DRUNK. 509 00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:50,139 WHATEVER I SAID, HE CAN'T REALLY-- 510 00:23:50,172 --> 00:23:52,575 I'VE HAD ENOUGH, HOUSE. 511 00:23:52,608 --> 00:23:57,212 I ACTUALLY FELT BAD ABOUT SCAMMING YOU. 512 00:23:57,246 --> 00:24:01,984 BUT THEN YOU LIVED DOWN TO MY EXPECTATIONS AND THEN SOME. 513 00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:09,892 THERE IS NO "US." 514 00:24:09,925 --> 00:24:11,927 THERE NEVER WILL BE. 515 00:24:19,635 --> 00:24:20,803 IT WORKED. 516 00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:23,739 PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A MEDICAL PROCEDURE. 517 00:24:23,773 --> 00:24:25,575 THEY SPLIT UP THIS MORNING. 518 00:24:25,608 --> 00:24:26,876 YOU'RE THE VERY FIRST ONE I'VE TOLD. 519 00:24:26,909 --> 00:24:30,045 AND YOU THINK SHE'LL START DATING YOU? 520 00:24:30,079 --> 00:24:32,014 I'M SURE SHE HATES YOU. 521 00:24:32,047 --> 00:24:33,816 BUT HER EYES SAY, 522 00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:36,218 "HOW WILL I EVER PAY YOU FOR THAT TENNIS LESSON?" 523 00:24:36,251 --> 00:24:38,320 [sighs] WHAT A SHAME. 524 00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:39,789 THEY'LL GET OVER IT. 525 00:24:39,822 --> 00:24:40,590 I MEANT FOR YOU. 526 00:24:40,623 --> 00:24:44,226 I'LL GET OVER IT FASTER THAN THEY DO. 527 00:24:44,259 --> 00:24:47,129 CAN'T BELIEVE THAT LUCAS FELL FOR MY 528 00:24:47,162 --> 00:24:48,263 "I NEVER SAY THIS BECAUSE IT'S SO PERSONAL 529 00:24:48,297 --> 00:24:50,900 EXCEPT THAT I'M DRUNK" PROFESSION OF LOVE. 530 00:24:50,933 --> 00:24:52,234 SECOND-OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK. 531 00:24:52,267 --> 00:24:55,705 YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S HIS FAULT BECAUSE HE'S STUPID. 532 00:25:00,943 --> 00:25:02,812 HE CERTAINLY IS. 533 00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:13,589 YOU'RE STUPID. 534 00:25:13,623 --> 00:25:16,258 WELL, I'M RUBBER, AND YOU'RE GLUE. 535 00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:18,293 HE'S NOT PEDESTRIAN, HE'S STUPID. 536 00:25:18,327 --> 00:25:21,063 AT LEAST STUPIDER THAN HE SHOULD BE. 537 00:25:21,096 --> 00:25:22,932 HE'S A DXM JUNKIE. 538 00:25:22,965 --> 00:25:24,233 DEXTROMETHORPHAN. 539 00:25:26,101 --> 00:25:27,603 HE WASN'T TAKING IT FOR HIS COUGH. 540 00:25:27,637 --> 00:25:30,640 IT'S CHEAP, AVAILABLE AT YOUR CORNER DRUG STORE, 541 00:25:30,673 --> 00:25:34,644 AND TAKEN IN HIGH DOSES, IT'S A DUMB DRUG. 542 00:25:34,677 --> 00:25:37,179 DUMB DRUG. WELL, HE OBVIOUSLY HASN'T-- 543 00:25:37,212 --> 00:25:39,014 HE'S SMART COMPARED TO YOU. 544 00:25:39,048 --> 00:25:42,618 HE'S A MORON COMPARED TO WHAT HE WAS. 545 00:25:42,652 --> 00:25:46,188 "ROBOTRIPPING" LOWERS THE IQ. IT ALSO CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE. 546 00:25:46,221 --> 00:25:49,725 UNLESS TAKEN WITH THE PROPER AMOUNT OF ETHANOL. 547 00:25:49,759 --> 00:25:52,061 ABOUT ONE DRINK PER DAY. 548 00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:54,830 HE WASN'T ABUSING THE BOOZE 549 00:25:54,864 --> 00:25:56,265 AND TAKING THE COUGH REMEDY MEDICINALLY. 550 00:25:56,298 --> 00:25:58,000 HE WAS ABUSING THE COUGH MEDS, 551 00:25:58,033 --> 00:26:01,136 AND TAKING THE BOOZE MEDICINALLY. 552 00:26:01,170 --> 00:26:02,838 BRAVO. 553 00:26:02,872 --> 00:26:05,040 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 554 00:26:05,074 --> 00:26:06,909 IF YOU HAD A-- 555 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:08,778 A GIFT, WHY WOULD YOU JUST THROW IT AWAY? 556 00:26:08,811 --> 00:26:10,913 I DIDN'T THROW IT AWAY. 557 00:26:10,946 --> 00:26:12,948 I JUST TURNED IT DOWN A LITTLE. 558 00:26:12,982 --> 00:26:15,184 WHEN MY BRAIN WAS ON LOW, 559 00:26:15,217 --> 00:26:17,386 EVERYTHING DIDN'T SEEM SO MISERABLE ANYMORE. 560 00:26:17,419 --> 00:26:20,155 LIFE WAS BEARABLE. 561 00:26:20,189 --> 00:26:22,224 I THOUGHT THAT I DID THAT. 562 00:26:22,257 --> 00:26:26,061 YOU DO. 563 00:26:28,397 --> 00:26:31,934 EVEN--OH, SWEET IRONY-- YOUR COUGH. 564 00:26:34,003 --> 00:26:37,072 WE GET ALL TRACES OF IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. 565 00:26:37,106 --> 00:26:39,441 YOU'LL BE THE UNHAPPIEST LITTLE COURIER IN NO TIME. 566 00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:43,145 I DON'T THINK I CAN LIVE WITHOUT IT. 567 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,250 YOU'D BE SURPRISED WHAT YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT. 568 00:26:48,283 --> 00:26:49,985 MAKE HIM A GENIUS. 569 00:26:53,956 --> 00:26:58,694 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. HE LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER ALREADY. 570 00:26:58,728 --> 00:27:01,130 WE WERE THINKING ABOUT CALLING GQ. 571 00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:05,034 LAVAGE HAS REMOVED ALL TRACES OF DXM FROM HIS BODY. 572 00:27:05,067 --> 00:27:06,235 YOU'RE DRAWING AGAIN. 573 00:27:06,268 --> 00:27:08,370 WHAT IS IT? JUST DOODLES. 574 00:27:08,403 --> 00:27:09,371 NO, IT'S NOT. 575 00:27:09,404 --> 00:27:13,375 COME ON, JIMMY, I WANT TO KNOW. 576 00:27:13,408 --> 00:27:19,381 THIS IS A TOROIDAL HELICON PLASMA DEVICE. 577 00:27:19,414 --> 00:27:23,719 IT DETERMINES THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY 578 00:27:23,753 --> 00:27:29,024 EXPENDED BY THE SUBATOMIC PARTICLES. 579 00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:35,731 YEAH, OF COURSE. 580 00:27:35,765 --> 00:27:38,200 I'M SO HAPPY, JIMMY. 581 00:27:43,538 --> 00:27:47,309 I TOLD YOU. 582 00:27:47,342 --> 00:27:50,145 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER IQ AND MINE IS? 583 00:27:50,179 --> 00:27:52,948 91 POINTS. 584 00:27:52,982 --> 00:27:54,950 IN RELATION, SHE'S CLOSER TO A GIBBON THAN SHE IS TO ME. 585 00:27:54,984 --> 00:27:58,320 HAVING SEX WITH HER WOULD BE AN ACT OF BESTIALITY. 586 00:27:58,353 --> 00:28:01,090 I ASSUME YOU DIDN'T MARRY HER 587 00:28:02,524 --> 00:28:04,093 I JUST WISH SHE COULD SPELL IT. 588 00:28:04,126 --> 00:28:06,929 YOU REALLY THINK YOU'D BE HAPPIER 589 00:28:06,962 --> 00:28:09,064 WITH SOMEONE WHO COULD SPELL BETTER? 590 00:28:09,098 --> 00:28:11,133 NO. 591 00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:12,167 THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 592 00:28:12,201 --> 00:28:14,804 I'M THE ONE WHO'S A JERK. 593 00:28:14,837 --> 00:28:18,874 BUT I OWE HER EVERYTHING. 594 00:28:18,908 --> 00:28:23,178 I WANT TO WANT TO BE WITH HER. 595 00:28:23,212 --> 00:28:27,950 AND WHEN I'M CLEAR, I... 596 00:28:27,983 --> 00:28:31,153 I CAN'T. 597 00:28:31,186 --> 00:28:34,924 FAINTING, DIZZINESS, SHORTNESS OF BREATH? 598 00:28:34,957 --> 00:28:35,925 SOMETIMES. 599 00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:38,260 IS THE WAIT ALWAYS THIS LONG? 600 00:28:38,293 --> 00:28:40,062 ONLY ON DAYS THAT END IN "DAY." 601 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,997 DIARRHEA, WEIGHT LOSS? 602 00:28:42,031 --> 00:28:43,565 A BIT. 603 00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:46,001 DON'T YOU EVER SHAVE? 604 00:28:46,035 --> 00:28:47,970 YEAH. ONCE A WEEK. HOW 'BOUT YOU? 605 00:28:48,003 --> 00:28:50,039 STOMACH PAIN, TENDERNESS? 606 00:28:50,072 --> 00:28:51,874 EVERY NOW AND THEN. 607 00:28:51,907 --> 00:28:53,508 ARE YOU THIS RUDE TO ALL YOUR PATIENTS? 608 00:28:53,542 --> 00:28:55,410 OH, YES. DON'T THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL. 609 00:28:55,444 --> 00:28:59,849 SO WE'VE GOT A LOT OF VAGUE, UNVERIFIABLE SYMPTOMS. 610 00:28:59,882 --> 00:29:02,384 YET ALL THE PHYSICAL SIGNS ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL. 611 00:29:02,417 --> 00:29:03,552 WHAT DO YOU THINK I HAVE? 612 00:29:03,585 --> 00:29:06,455 I'M NOT SURE, BUT I THINK IT'S... 613 00:29:06,488 --> 00:29:07,489 A LAME JOB. 614 00:29:07,522 --> 00:29:09,191 WHAT? 615 00:29:09,224 --> 00:29:09,992 YOU'RE A RAT. 616 00:29:10,025 --> 00:29:12,194 INSURANCE COMPANY SENDS YOU OUT 617 00:29:12,227 --> 00:29:14,063 TO CHECK ON THE QUALITY OF MEDICAL CARE. THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 618 00:29:14,096 --> 00:29:15,931 IS IT REALLY? 619 00:29:15,965 --> 00:29:17,332 'CAUSE YOU SEEM A LOT MORE INTERESTED 620 00:29:17,366 --> 00:29:19,068 IN ASKING QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERING THEM. 621 00:29:19,101 --> 00:29:21,070 HANDWRITING ON YOUR MEDICAL RECORDS IS OBVIOUSLY 622 00:29:21,103 --> 00:29:22,271 NOT A DOCTOR'S 'CAUSE I CAN ALMOST READ IT. 623 00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:24,039 AND WHEN YOU WENT OUT FOR A URINE SAMPLE, 624 00:29:24,073 --> 00:29:25,274 I LOOKED IN YOUR PURSE. 625 00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:27,576 FOUND THE LIST OF QUESTIONS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MEMORIZE 626 00:29:27,609 --> 00:29:29,578 BEFORE YOU CAME TO THE CLINIC. 627 00:29:29,611 --> 00:29:30,980 I WAS LOOKING FOR GUM. 628 00:29:31,013 --> 00:29:32,347 YOU'RE AN ASS. 629 00:29:32,381 --> 00:29:33,548 PUT IT IN YOUR REPORT. 630 00:29:33,582 --> 00:29:35,117 I TELL YOU WHAT. 631 00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:37,152 I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS IF YOU'LL PRETEND THAT I'M NOT 632 00:29:37,186 --> 00:29:40,089 WHEN WE LEAVE THIS ROOM. 633 00:29:40,122 --> 00:29:44,226 REMEMBER, FIRST ICE, THEN HEAT. 634 00:29:44,259 --> 00:29:46,561 IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS, DON'T HESITATE TO CALL ME. 635 00:29:46,595 --> 00:29:51,033 THANK YOU, DR. HOUSE. 636 00:29:51,066 --> 00:29:53,068 WAIT A SECOND. WHERE'S CUDDY? 637 00:29:53,102 --> 00:29:56,371 GONE FOR THE DAY. 638 00:29:56,405 --> 00:29:58,073 (House) HEY, HEY, HEY! 639 00:29:58,107 --> 00:30:00,109 SORRY. 640 00:30:00,142 --> 00:30:01,443 I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I'VE MOCKED YOU YET 641 00:30:01,476 --> 00:30:03,879 FOR BEING A MALE NURSE. 642 00:30:03,913 --> 00:30:05,580 I THINK THIS COUNTS. 643 00:30:05,614 --> 00:30:07,316 FAIR ENOUGH. 644 00:30:10,385 --> 00:30:12,988 THAT ISN'T THE MAN I MARRIED. 645 00:30:13,022 --> 00:30:14,323 YES, HE IS. 646 00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:16,358 HE'S JUST SMARTER. 647 00:30:16,391 --> 00:30:17,993 GIVE HIM SOME TIME. I'M SURE-- 648 00:30:18,027 --> 00:30:19,361 HE HATES ME. 649 00:30:19,394 --> 00:30:21,096 HIS BODY IS GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWAL. 650 00:30:21,130 --> 00:30:22,231 HE'S ADJUSTING. 651 00:30:24,266 --> 00:30:28,070 MAYBE WE NEVER REALLY HAD ANYTHING AT ALL. 652 00:30:34,977 --> 00:30:39,414 I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. 653 00:30:42,184 --> 00:30:43,152 ANYWHERE. 654 00:30:43,185 --> 00:30:46,655 NOTHING. 655 00:30:50,059 --> 00:30:52,661 WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 656 00:30:52,694 --> 00:30:55,164 IT'S LATE. I'M TIRED. 657 00:30:55,197 --> 00:30:58,934 I KNOW IT'S A BIG PAY CUT, 658 00:30:58,968 --> 00:31:00,435 BUT I'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE CHANCE TO MAKE MONEY. 659 00:31:00,469 --> 00:31:03,305 I WON'T ALWAYS HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO THIS JOB. 660 00:31:03,338 --> 00:31:04,373 THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK? 661 00:31:07,109 --> 00:31:09,011 SO IT'S THAT I DIDN'T CONSULT YOU 662 00:31:09,044 --> 00:31:10,345 BEFORE I TOOK THE JOB? 663 00:31:10,379 --> 00:31:12,714 THAT WAS OFFENSIVE, BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT EITHER. 664 00:31:12,747 --> 00:31:15,584 SO THEN... 665 00:31:15,617 --> 00:31:19,321 CAN YOU GIVE ME THE FIRST LETTER? 666 00:31:21,623 --> 00:31:23,725 WHEN WE GOT MARRIED, 667 00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:26,695 YOU WERE AN INTERN WORKING 30-HOUR SHIFTS DOING GRUNT WORK. 668 00:31:33,168 --> 00:31:34,369 YOU CALL THE SHOTS, 669 00:31:34,403 --> 00:31:37,339 BUT NOW YOU'RE 40 YEARS OLD, YOU'RE STILL DOING GRUNT WORK. 670 00:31:37,372 --> 00:31:41,610 THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? YOU THINK I'M A WUSS? 671 00:31:41,643 --> 00:31:47,616 HE MADE YOU MISS THANKSGIVING DINNER. 672 00:31:47,649 --> 00:31:50,085 [pager beeps] 673 00:31:58,093 --> 00:31:59,694 GIVES US ANEMIA, NUMBNESS. 674 00:31:59,728 --> 00:32:01,263 (House) NOT A STROKE. IF HE HAS A VASCULAR MALFORMATION-- 675 00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:04,766 ANEMIA'S NOT MACROCYTIC. 676 00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:07,102 SORRY TO INCONVENIENCE YOU. 677 00:32:07,136 --> 00:32:08,537 DYING PATIENTS CAN BE SO THOUGHTLESS. 678 00:32:08,570 --> 00:32:09,538 DON'T. 679 00:32:09,571 --> 00:32:11,506 GREAT COMEBACK. 680 00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:13,042 IS THAT OSCAR WILDE? 681 00:32:13,075 --> 00:32:14,443 COME ON, PEOPLE. BONE MARROW MALIGNANCY. 682 00:32:14,476 --> 00:32:16,045 WOULDN'T PRODUCE SCHISTOCYTES. 683 00:32:16,078 --> 00:32:18,080 LUPUS. 684 00:32:18,113 --> 00:32:21,116 GEE, THANKS FOR COMING IN. ANA WAS NEGATIVE. 685 00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:22,051 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 686 00:32:22,084 --> 00:32:24,319 GOT ANY PREDICTABLE DRIVEL YOU'D LIKE TO ADD? 687 00:32:24,353 --> 00:32:25,620 I THINK THEY'VE GIVEN YOU ENOUGH ALREADY. 688 00:32:25,654 --> 00:32:27,222 (House) WELL, AT LEAST THEY'RE TRYING. 689 00:32:27,256 --> 00:32:29,191 THEY'RE NOT JUST SITTING THERE LIKE ROADKILL. 690 00:32:29,224 --> 00:32:31,460 GIVE ME SOMETHING. 691 00:32:31,493 --> 00:32:34,096 GIVE ME SOMETHING, OR I'LL GET YOUR EX-SMARTER HALF 692 00:32:34,129 --> 00:32:36,131 ON THE PHONE AND ASK HER. 693 00:33:12,601 --> 00:33:14,636 YOU'RE GONNA BE PRESSING CHARGES? 694 00:33:14,669 --> 00:33:16,805 AGAINST THE OTTOMAN I TRIPPED OVER? 695 00:33:19,108 --> 00:33:22,544 I'M PRETTY SURE THE OTTOMAN WAS ACTING ALONE. 696 00:33:22,577 --> 00:33:24,679 YOU FREE FOR DINNER THIS WEEKEND? 697 00:33:24,713 --> 00:33:26,748 AT LEAST THREE OTHER PEOPLE SAW HIM DO IT. 698 00:33:26,781 --> 00:33:28,850 MASS HYSTERIA. EITHER NIGHT? 699 00:33:28,883 --> 00:33:30,852 I CAN'T HAVE DOCTORS PUNCHING EACH OTHER OUT. 700 00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:32,654 OH, MY GOD, WHO GOT PUNCHED? 701 00:33:32,687 --> 00:33:35,690 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, FOR CHASE'S SAKE, 702 00:33:35,724 --> 00:33:38,127 I NEED TO KNOW IF HE'S ABLE TO HANDLE HIMSELF 703 00:33:39,694 --> 00:33:41,796 CHASE COULDN'T HAVE PUNCHED ANYONE. 704 00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:43,832 HE WAS WITH ME WHEN I TRIPPED OVER THE OTTOMAN. 705 00:33:43,865 --> 00:33:45,767 IF YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON EATING THIS WEEKEND, MAYBE A MOVIE? 706 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,837 I'M NOT DOING THIS, HOUSE. 707 00:33:50,839 --> 00:33:53,175 JUST DO YOUR JOB. 708 00:33:59,181 --> 00:34:00,182 [door closes] 709 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,523 I NEED YOUR HELP. 710 00:34:08,557 --> 00:34:11,226 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? 711 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:14,229 I WAS MOWING THE LAWN WHEN THE PHONE RANG. 712 00:34:14,263 --> 00:34:15,764 YOU'RE A COMPUTER. 713 00:34:15,797 --> 00:34:17,132 I'M GONNA FEED YOU DATA, 714 00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:18,233 AND YOU ANALYZE IT. 715 00:34:18,267 --> 00:34:19,067 WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA FEED ME 716 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,835 20 YEARS OF MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE TOO? 717 00:34:20,869 --> 00:34:23,638 IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 718 00:34:23,672 --> 00:34:25,907 I KNOW. 719 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:31,346 BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE TO ASK. 720 00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:32,781 IT'S LONELY, ISN'T IT? 721 00:34:32,814 --> 00:34:37,152 IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 722 00:34:37,186 --> 00:34:40,622 THEN YOU'RE NOT THAT SMART. 723 00:34:40,655 --> 00:34:42,324 YOU EVER TRIED TO KILL YOURSELF? 724 00:34:42,357 --> 00:34:43,325 NOT QUICKLY. 725 00:34:44,826 --> 00:34:46,661 12 YEARS AGO I JUMPED OFF 726 00:34:46,695 --> 00:34:47,929 THE TOP OF MY EIGHT-STORY BUILDING 727 00:34:47,962 --> 00:34:50,799 INTO A DUMPSTER BIN THE DAY BEFORE PICKUP. 728 00:34:55,904 --> 00:34:58,873 WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL THEY PUT ME ON NARCOTICS 729 00:34:58,907 --> 00:35:02,444 AND SUDDENLY EVERYTHING WAS JUST BETTER. 730 00:35:09,884 --> 00:35:12,954 SHE WAS SO HAPPY. 731 00:35:12,987 --> 00:35:16,358 AND DUMB. 732 00:35:16,391 --> 00:35:19,361 AND I WAS... 733 00:35:19,394 --> 00:35:20,895 SMART... 734 00:35:31,005 --> 00:35:34,376 AND I KNEW I WANTED TO STAY THAT WAY FOREVER. 735 00:35:42,451 --> 00:35:43,852 ENJOY. [chuckles] 736 00:35:43,885 --> 00:35:48,590 EASIER ON YOUR CONSCIENCE IF I DIE AN IDIOT? 737 00:35:48,623 --> 00:35:51,860 WHAT'S A CONSCIENCE? 738 00:36:00,869 --> 00:36:02,003 WHICH RIBS... 739 00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:04,239 DID YOU BREAK IN THE FALL? 740 00:36:04,273 --> 00:36:05,807 THEY ON THE LEFT SIDE? 741 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,642 YEAH, BOTTOM THREE. 742 00:36:12,847 --> 00:36:15,884 THIS PROBABLY COST ME MY MARRIAGE, 743 00:36:15,917 --> 00:36:17,786 SO IT BETTER BE AWESOME. 744 00:36:17,819 --> 00:36:19,388 FERROUS OXIDE CONTRAST? 745 00:36:20,855 --> 00:36:24,426 UNLESS HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE. 746 00:36:24,459 --> 00:36:26,995 IN WHICH CASE IT'S ABSORBED BY THE LIVER, AND FRIES THAT. 747 00:36:27,028 --> 00:36:28,630 YOU'RE KILLING HIM? 748 00:36:28,663 --> 00:36:30,732 YOU THINK I OPENED HIM UP AND DIDN'T TAKE OUT HIS SPLEEN? 749 00:36:30,765 --> 00:36:34,569 ALL ORGANS DO LOOK KIND OF THE SAME--RED AND SQUISHY. 750 00:36:39,073 --> 00:36:40,875 OH, MY GOD. 751 00:36:40,909 --> 00:36:42,911 ACCESSORY SPLEENS. 752 00:36:42,944 --> 00:36:45,747 OKAY, THAT IS AMAZING. 753 00:36:45,780 --> 00:36:47,816 12 YEARS, EIGHT STORIES, AND A DUMPSTER AGO, 754 00:36:49,484 --> 00:36:50,719 DAMAGED HIS SPLEEN. 755 00:36:50,752 --> 00:36:52,387 BITS OF IT SPLIT OFF, 756 00:36:52,421 --> 00:36:53,355 CIRCULATED THROUGH HIS BLOODSTREAM 757 00:36:53,388 --> 00:36:54,956 UNTIL THEY LANDED AND ATTACHED SOMEWHERE ELSE. 758 00:36:54,989 --> 00:36:58,560 SO IT IS TTP. 759 00:36:58,593 --> 00:37:01,430 I JUST DIDN'T REMOVE... 760 00:37:01,463 --> 00:37:03,031 ALL OF HIS SPLEENS. 761 00:37:03,064 --> 00:37:05,934 16 SPLENECTOMIES. 762 00:37:05,967 --> 00:37:11,973 PRETTY SURE HE GETS A SET OF STEAK KNIVES WITH THAT. 763 00:37:18,847 --> 00:37:24,686 (Chase) I CAN OUTRUN YOU. 764 00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,956 SORRY ABOUT THE NOSE. AND THE EYE. AND THE, UH... 765 00:37:27,989 --> 00:37:30,959 EYEBROW. 766 00:37:30,992 --> 00:37:32,494 GUESS I DESERVED IT. 767 00:37:32,527 --> 00:37:34,963 WELL, IF I THOUGHT THAT, I WOULDN'T BE APOLOGIZING. 768 00:37:34,996 --> 00:37:36,965 YOUR FIST SLIPPED? 769 00:37:36,998 --> 00:37:42,537 EVERYBODY KEPT BUGGING ME, ASKING IF I WAS OKAY. 770 00:37:42,571 --> 00:37:48,543 SO YOU BUSTED MY NOSE TO KEEP PEOPLE OFF YOUR BACK. 771 00:37:48,577 --> 00:37:49,844 PRETTY MUCH. 772 00:37:49,878 --> 00:37:51,846 MAKING PEOPLE EVEN MORE WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 773 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:52,847 MAYBE. 774 00:37:52,881 --> 00:37:57,486 BUT AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT. 775 00:37:57,519 --> 00:37:58,820 FAIR ENOUGH. 776 00:37:58,853 --> 00:38:00,922 CHEERS. 777 00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:10,765 THANK YOU. 778 00:38:10,799 --> 00:38:12,000 DON'T BE SO GRATEFUL. 779 00:38:12,033 --> 00:38:16,037 YOU'LL BE DELIVERING PACKAGES FOR 70 YEARS TO PAY FOR IT. 780 00:38:16,070 --> 00:38:19,408 WELL, UH, THANKS FOR OUR TALK. 781 00:38:19,441 --> 00:38:20,842 IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HAD 782 00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:22,377 A STIMULATING CONVERSATION. 783 00:38:22,411 --> 00:38:23,378 SO WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO? 784 00:38:23,412 --> 00:38:24,779 GO BACK TO MY LIFE. 785 00:38:24,813 --> 00:38:26,080 WHICH ONE? 786 00:38:26,114 --> 00:38:30,952 THE ONE THAT HAS MY WIFE IN IT. 787 00:38:30,985 --> 00:38:33,021 (Taub) ROBOTRIPPING. 788 00:38:33,054 --> 00:38:34,856 HOW'S SHE FEEL ABOUT THAT? 789 00:38:36,791 --> 00:38:39,694 IT'S WORKED FOR 12 YEARS. 790 00:38:44,766 --> 00:38:47,936 TELL YOUR BRAIN I SAID GOOD-BYE. 791 00:38:56,010 --> 00:38:58,112 EINSTEIN'S GIVING HIMSELF A LOBOTOMY, 792 00:38:58,146 --> 00:39:01,916 AND YOU'RE COOL WITH THAT? 793 00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:07,489 IGNORANCE IS BLISS. 794 00:39:07,522 --> 00:39:10,925 HOLD THAT POSE. 795 00:39:10,959 --> 00:39:12,160 [beeps, clicks] 796 00:39:15,129 --> 00:39:17,499 I'LL START WITH T-SHIRTS AND MUGS, 797 00:39:17,532 --> 00:39:19,668 AND SEE HOW IT GOES. 798 00:39:26,641 --> 00:39:29,878 HOME EARLY. 799 00:39:37,752 --> 00:39:38,820 YOU BEAT UP HOUSE? 800 00:39:38,853 --> 00:39:40,822 JUST ONE RIGHT HOOK. 801 00:39:40,855 --> 00:39:42,123 WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? 802 00:39:42,156 --> 00:39:43,191 YOU WERE RIGHT. 803 00:39:43,224 --> 00:39:45,494 I TOLD HIM WE NEED TO LAY DOWN SOME GROUND RULES, 804 00:39:45,527 --> 00:39:47,028 GOT A LITTLE HEATED. 805 00:39:47,061 --> 00:39:49,163 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 806 00:39:49,197 --> 00:39:50,465 IS HE OKAY? 807 00:39:52,534 --> 00:39:55,870 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 808 00:39:55,904 --> 00:39:57,539 WOW. 809 00:40:15,790 --> 00:40:17,726 DR. CUDDY. 810 00:40:23,131 --> 00:40:26,501 CAN WE AT LEAST BE CIVIL? 811 00:40:26,535 --> 00:40:28,537 HOW'S YOUR NOSE? 812 00:40:28,570 --> 00:40:29,904 IT'S OKAY. 813 00:40:29,938 --> 00:40:32,273 DOES YOUR KID LIKE ANIMALS? 814 00:40:32,306 --> 00:40:35,009 I GOT TICKETS TO THAT HOLIDAY CARNIVAL. 815 00:40:35,043 --> 00:40:37,278 I HEAR THEY HAVE A NICE PETTING ZOO. 816 00:40:37,311 --> 00:40:40,214 I THINK I WAS PRETTY CLEAR BEFORE. 817 00:40:40,248 --> 00:40:42,984 I DON'T MEAN WITH ME. 818 00:40:43,017 --> 00:40:46,621 HERE. TAKE 'EM. ENJOY. 819 00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:49,991 NO, THANKS. 820 00:40:50,024 --> 00:40:52,794 THEY'RE NOT FAKE. I DIDN'T STEAL THEM. 821 00:40:52,827 --> 00:40:56,531 ONE OF THE NURSES WAS SELLING 'EM FOR HER KID'S SCOUT TRIP. 822 00:40:56,565 --> 00:40:58,199 I KNOW IT DOESN'T MAKE THINGS RIGHT BETWEEN US, 823 00:40:58,232 --> 00:41:03,705 BUT I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE. 824 00:41:03,738 --> 00:41:07,909 I DON'T WANT THEM. 825 00:41:07,942 --> 00:41:09,844 OKAY. 826 00:41:09,878 --> 00:41:12,881 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 827 00:41:23,157 --> 00:41:24,926 THEY DIDN'T SPLIT UP. 828 00:41:24,959 --> 00:41:26,728 SHE WOULDN'T TAKE THE TICKETS. 829 00:41:26,761 --> 00:41:29,030 OF COURSE. 830 00:41:29,063 --> 00:41:31,866 WINDTALKER CODE FOR "WE NEVER SPLIT UP." 831 00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:33,668 HOUSE, SHE TOLD YOU MULTIPLE TIMES 832 00:41:33,702 --> 00:41:35,036 SHE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 833 00:41:35,069 --> 00:41:36,971 I WASN'T GONNA BE THERE. 834 00:41:37,005 --> 00:41:39,808 SHE JUST FELT GUILTY THAT I FELT GUILTY, 835 00:41:42,043 --> 00:41:43,912 EITHER THAT OR SHE DIDN'T WANT TO APPEASE YOU. 836 00:41:43,945 --> 00:41:46,114 THESE WEREN'T REPARATIONS. 837 00:41:46,147 --> 00:41:48,249 JUST A SIMPLE GESTURE OF REMORSE, 838 00:41:48,282 --> 00:41:50,118 AND SHE SLAPPED IT DOWN. 839 00:41:50,151 --> 00:41:54,022 THEY DIDN'T BREAK UP. 840 00:41:54,055 --> 00:41:58,827 SHE JUST WANTED ME TO THINK THAT SO I'D BACK OFF. 841 00:41:58,860 --> 00:42:03,164 DARE I ASK WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO? 842 00:42:03,197 --> 00:42:05,333 NOTHING. 843 00:42:05,366 --> 00:42:07,936 I SAID THEY'D EITHER BREAK UP OR THEY'D STAY TOGETHER. 844 00:42:07,969 --> 00:42:11,005 THEY DIDN'T BREAK UP. 845 00:42:11,039 --> 00:42:13,875 AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT? 846 00:42:13,908 --> 00:42:17,646 IT IS WHAT IT IS. 847 00:42:17,679 --> 00:42:21,349 GOOD FOR YOU. 848 00:42:21,382 --> 00:42:25,019 AAH. 849 00:42:25,053 --> 00:42:28,022 [James Taylor's Enditol] 850 00:42:28,056 --> 00:42:29,658 * 851 00:42:29,691 --> 00:42:30,825 HOUSE KNOWS I LIED. 852 00:42:30,859 --> 00:42:33,728 WHY? WHAT'D HE SAY? 853 00:42:33,762 --> 00:42:35,697 NOTHING. I COULD JUST TELL. 854 00:42:35,730 --> 00:42:37,165 YOU WANT TO STAGE ANOTHER BREAKUP? 855 00:42:37,198 --> 00:42:39,000 NO. 856 00:42:39,033 --> 00:42:41,736 OH, HI. 857 00:42:41,770 --> 00:42:44,338 IT SEEMS LIKE HE'S GONNA LEAVE US ALONE. 858 00:42:44,372 --> 00:42:47,108 WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 859 00:42:47,141 --> 00:42:49,077 I'M NOT COMPLETELY SURE. 860 00:42:49,110 --> 00:42:52,146 SO... 861 00:42:52,180 --> 00:42:55,116 WE HAVE HIS BLESSING. 862 00:42:55,149 --> 00:42:56,685 I GUESS SO. 863 00:42:56,718 --> 00:42:58,887 I MADE YOU SOME EGGPLANT PARMESAN. MM. 864 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:02,056 [mumbles baby talk] 865 00:43:05,426 --> 00:43:07,729 [sighs] 866 00:43:07,762 --> 00:43:12,433 THAT WOULD BE NICE, WOULDN'T IT? 867 00:43:12,466 --> 00:43:15,670 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 60574

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