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HEY.
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(Beringer)
HEY, I'LL BE
RIGHT THERE.
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TAKE YOUR TIME.
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YOU MIND IF I GET
A DRINK OF WATER?
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[water pouring]
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[chuckles]
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NOT EXACTLY
BEACH READING, HUH?
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND
ANY OF THAT STUFF?
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WELL, MOST OF THESE
I CAN GET THROUGH,
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BUT, UH, THAT ONE?
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WHERE'S TED?
LAID OFF.
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COMPANY'S GOING WITH PER DIEM
WORKERS, YOU KNOW.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY OVERTIME,
HEALTH INSURANCE.
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WOW. THAT SUCKS.
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I DON'T MIND. REALLY, I'M NOT
A 40-HOUR-A-WEEK KIND OF GUY.
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UH...
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IF I COULD JUST
GET YOU TO SIGN.
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RIGHT. UM...
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HANG ON ONE SECOND.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
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[chuckles]
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YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH,
BUT, UH,
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I SWEAR, THIS GUY JAMES SIDAS
LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU.
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WAIT, HANG ON A SECOND.
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THIS GUY IS YOU.
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I SAW A PROFILE
NOVA DID ON YOU.
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YOU'RE, LIKE, THE YOUNGEST GUY
TO EVER GRADUATE MIT?
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STANDARDS WERE LOWER
BACK THEN.
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YOU GOT AN IQ OF 178.
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PUBLISHED THREE BOOKS
AND 35 PAPERS
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ALL BEFORE
THE AGE OF 18?
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YEAH, UH, SORRY,
I REALLY NEED TO GET GOING.
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SO IF I COULD JUST
GET YOU TO SIGN OFF.
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ALL RIGHT. I'LL TRADE YOU.
I'LL SIGN IF YOU'LL SIGN.
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I'M NOT THAT GUY
ANYMORE.
COME ON, MAN.
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THIS IS THE MOST
EXCITING THING
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THAT'S HAPPENED
IN THIS PLACE IN YEARS.
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[sighs]
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[chuckles]
COME ON.
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DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
I'M PAYING YOU A COMPLIMENT.
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IT'S...
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IT'S NOT THAT, UM...
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MY HAND'S NOT WORKING.
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HEY, HEY. WHOA, WHOA.
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YOU OKAY?
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NO.
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[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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*
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$2.32.
PUT IT ON
DR. WILSON'S TAB.
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I DON'T KNOW WHO DR. WILSON IS,
AND WE DON'T HAVE TABS.
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DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
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NO.
GOOD.
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BUT, SIR--
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I GOT IT. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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THANKS.
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ALTHOUGH I SHOULD
MAKE IT CLEAR
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THAT FOR TWO BUCKS ALL YOU GET
IS TOP HALF, OVER THE CLOTHES.
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ANY PLANS FOR TURKEY DAY?
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GO TO MY SISTER'S
FOR DINNER. WHY?
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JUST MAKING PLEASANT
CONVERSATION.
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I'VE HEARD TELL
OF FOLKS DOING SUCH.
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HOW 'BOUT WE
TALK ABOUT THIS?
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15-YEAR-OLD.
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RECURRING MIGRAINES
AND BLURRED VISION.
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GREAT.
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REALLY?
SURE.
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THERE'S NO POINT
IN PUTTING A BAND TOGETHER
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IF WE'RE NOT GONNA
PLAY ANY GIGS.
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HOLD ON.
TAKE THIS INSTEAD.
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I WAS EXPECTING
MORE RESISTANCE.
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THAT WAS THE OLD ME.
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NEW ME IS STATIC-GUARDED
AND FRICTION-FREE.
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ENJOY YOUR DRUMSTICK.
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READY TO SAVE SOME LIVES?
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32-YEAR-OLD COURIER.
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ATAXIA, ANEMIA,
MILD COUGH.
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CT WAS CLEAR.
TOX SCREEN NEGATIVE.
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WHAT'RE YOU
SO EXCITED ABOUT?
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WHY WOULDN'T I BE?
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GOT ALL MY STARTERS BACK,
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PLUS A COUPLE OF FIRST-CLASS
FREE AGENTS.
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I FEEL LIKE MIKE TOMLIN.
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PROBABLY NOT
AS MUCH AS YOU DO,
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BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.
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ATAXIA AND ANEMIA
COULD BE VIRAL. MAYBE WEST NILE?
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NO FEVER,
LYMPH GLANDS WERE NORMAL.
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ANYBODY SEEN WILSON?
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HYPERBILIRUBINEMIA?
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YEAH, LIKE THAT'S
A REAL THING.
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MENINGITIS.
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ANEMIA'S A STRETCH.
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PAGE DR. JAMES WILSON
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AT 558.
(Taub)
WHAT ABOUT
SICKLE CELL?
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GUY'S WHITE.
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WHITES CAN GET IT.
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COME ON. WE GET THE TENNIS ELBOW
AND ALL THE MONEY.
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LET THEM HAVE
SICKLE CELL.
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TTP'S A BETTER FIT.
HE'S RIGHT.
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WHAT, YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T
AGREE WITH HIM? EVER?
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YOU DIDN'T AGREE WITH HIM.
THAT'S WHY HE DUMPED YOU.
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OH, SORRY. IT WAS MUTUAL.
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WE'RE COOL, OKAY?
NOBODY'S ANGRY, NOBODY'S HURT.
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(House)
SOUNDS PASSIONATE.
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TTP MAKES SENSE TO ME.
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NOT TO ME.
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ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY.
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TTP IT IS.
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CONFIRM WITH
A BLOOD SMEAR
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AND ADAMTS13 ANTIBODIES.
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(voice on PA)
DR. JAMES WILSON,
PLEASE DIAL 558.
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CAN YOU CURE IT?
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TTP ISN'T
COMPLETELY CURABLE,
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BUT THE SYMPTOMS ARE MANAGEABLE
WITH THE PROPER TREATMENT.
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IS THIS THE TREATMENT?
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NO, FIRST WE NEED TO DO A BLOOD
TEST TO CONFIRM THE DIAGNOSIS.
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BUT HE'S GONNA
GET BETTER.
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I'M GONNA BE OKAY.
DON'T WORRY.
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HOW CAN'T I WORRY?
YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL.
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I'M GONNA BE FINE.
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GIVEN YOUR
EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND,
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YOU'D THINK YOU COULD AT LEAST
FIND A JOB WITH A MEDICAL PLAN.
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(Sidas)
WE HAVE MONEY.
DON'T WORRY.
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(Taub)
IT'S NOT THAT,
IT'S JUST--
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I WANT TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE
ALL THE INFORMATION WE SHOULD.
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MY HUSBAND WOULDN'T LIE.
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IT'S OKAY, BABY.
HE'S JUST DOING HIS JOB.
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HE JUST WANTS
TO MAKE SURE I'M NOT
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A SECRET DRUG ADDICT
OR AN ALCOHOLIC.
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OR HIDING A HISTORY
OF MENTAL ILLNESS?
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I WORK AS A COURIER
BECAUSE I WANT TO.
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IT'S EASY.
I DON'T HAVE TO THINK.
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IT'S TOO HARD TO THINK.
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NO, JUST UNPLEASANT.
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NO MATTER WHAT I DID,
IT REALLY WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
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SHE DIDN'T CARE
HOW SMART I WAS
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OR WHAT I MIGHT ACCOMPLISH
IN THE FUTURE.
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IT WAS THE FIRST TIME
IN MY LIFE
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SO I DECIDED I WOULD
RATHER BE HAPPY THAN SMART.
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[door opens]
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YOU ALL RIGHT?
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SORRY. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT OKAY.
I MEAN...
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SHE LEFT.
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ANY CHANCE
OF RECONCILIATION?
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NOPE.
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SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO GRAB A DRINK AFTER WORK?
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FIGURED WE COULD TALK ABOUT
THE PERILS OF DATING DOCTORS.
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I WASN'T DATING CAMERON.
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I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO--
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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
AND I APPRECIATE IT,
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BUT I'VE GOT IT
UNDER CONTROL.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
ABOUT THE DIBALA INCIDENT.
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AND OBVIOUSLY YOU DIDN'T.
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AND TALKING ABOUT IT OBVIOUSLY
MADE THINGS SO MUCH BETTER.
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DIDN'T YOU THINK THERE WAS
SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT GUY?
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NOT REALLY. IN FACT,
HE SEEMED PRETTY NORMAL.
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THAT'S MY POINT.
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GUYS WITH IQs OFF THE CHART
ARE USUALLY COMPLETELY...
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SPEAKING OF HOUSE,
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WHY'D YOU COME BACK?
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I MEAN, YOU MUST'VE
TAKEN A MAJOR PAY CUT.
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LIFE'S TOO SHORT
TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY.
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YOUR WIFE FEEL
THE SAME WAY?
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SHE'S HAPPY TO CUT BACK
ON SOME THINGS...
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LIKE SEX.
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WHY'D YOU COME BACK?
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WHY WOULDN'T I?
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LIKE FOREMAN SAID,
NOBODY'S ANGRY.
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NOBODY'S HURT.
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SCHISTOCYTES.
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THAT MEANS TTP.
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WHICH IS WHAT
WE THOUGHT IT'D BE.
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REMEMBER?
THIS IS A GOOD THING.
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AND HOUSE DOESN'T TAKE
CASES THAT ARE EASY,
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AND HE WANTS TO SEE HOW LONG
IT TAKES US TO CATCH UP TO HIM.
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SCHISTOCYTES SUGGEST TTP.
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GOOD. NOW WHAT?
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NORMALLY, WE'D
TRY PLASMAPHERESIS,
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BUT THE PATIENT HAS
AN ALBUMIN COLLOID ALLERGY.
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SO?
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SO THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO
GIVE HIM A SPLENECTOMY.
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YES, IT DOES.
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WILSON?
(man)
NO.
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?
NOT IN HERE.
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(Thirteen)
YOU'RE SURE YOU WANT US
TO TAKE OUT HIS SPLEEN.
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(House)
IS THAT WHAT
A "SPLENECTOMY" IS?
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I THOUGHT IT WAS
AN ICE CREAM TREAT.
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YUCK.
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SO YOU DO REALLY
THINK HE HAS TTP?
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YOU'RE NOT
JUST TESTING US.
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YEAH, LIKE I HAVE
TIME FOR GAMES.
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SO WHY DID YOU REALLY
TAKE THIS CASE?
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ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
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I'M FISHING
FOR A DINNER INVITE.
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[toilet flushes]
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MISSED YOU AT
BREAKFAST THIS MORNING.
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AND LUNCH.
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I HAD A DENTIST
APPOINTMENT.
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YOU KNOW WHERE
CUDDY'S SISTER LIVES?
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YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY I DON'T
ANSWER YOUR URGENT PAGES.
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BECAUSE THEY'RE
NOT URGENT PAGES.
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I'VE DECIDED WHAT I'M GONNA DO
ABOUT CUDDY AND LUCAS.
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I'M GOING TO
BREAK THEM UP.
OF COURSE.
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IT'S GIVEN ME A PURPOSE IN LIFE,
A GOAL, A RAISON D'ETRE.
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ALBEIT A SELFISH,
MEAN-SPIRITED, CHILDISH RAISON.
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I THINK OF IT MORE
AS BENEVOLENT.
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THERE'S ONLY TWO POSSIBLE
OUTCOMES FOR THEIR RELATIONSHIP.
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THEY SPLIT, OR THEY STAY
TOGETHER FOREVER.
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IF IT'S SPLIT,
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THEN THE SOONER IT HAPPENS
THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE.
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IF IT'S STAY,
THEN MY MEDDLING WON'T MATTER.
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[elevator bell dings]
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IN FACT,
IF THEY SURVIVE IT,
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IT MIGHT EVEN MAKE
THEIR BOND STRONGER.
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HOW YOU MANAGE
TO ELEVATE YOUR NARCISSISM
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TO BENEFICENCE
IS MASTERFUL.
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AND I'VE DECIDED TO DO IT
AT THANKSGIVING DINNER.
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JUST 'CAUSE
I'M SENTIMENTAL.
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DINNER IS AT CUDDY'S SISTER'S,
WHICH BRINGS US BACK--
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HOUSE, DON'T.
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I FISHED FOR AN INVITE.
CUDDY WASN'T BITING,
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SO I'LL HAVE TO CRASH.
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE
CUDDY'S SISTER LIVES.
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ASK AND THOU
SHALT RECEIVE.
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YOU CAN'T HONESTLY THINK
I WOULD HELP YOU WITH THIS.
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NOT HELP ME, HELP CUDDY.
REMEMBER?
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IF YOU DON'T GET IT,
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I'LL BE FORCED TO USE
MORE NEFARIOUS METHODS.
227
00:10:00,043 --> 00:10:03,046
HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
228
00:10:04,981 --> 00:10:07,951
HUH. LOOKS GREAT.
229
00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:10,420
SO HE'S ALL BETTER?
230
00:10:10,453 --> 00:10:12,222
PROBABLY BE ON
SOME LONG-TERM MEDS,
231
00:10:12,255 --> 00:10:14,057
AND HE'S ABOUT
TEN OUNCES LIGHTER.
232
00:10:14,090 --> 00:10:18,028
OTHER THAN THAT,
WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S GONE.
233
00:10:18,061 --> 00:10:22,232
DID YOU HEAR THAT, HONEY?
YOU'RE GONNA BE JUST FINE.
234
00:10:22,265 --> 00:10:24,067
WHEN CAN I GET
OUT OF HERE?
235
00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,702
EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT,
LESS THAN A WEEK.
236
00:10:27,237 --> 00:10:30,907
AREN'T GONNA
DELIVER COLORS.
237
00:10:30,941 --> 00:10:31,908
COLORS?
238
00:10:31,942 --> 00:10:32,909
GREEN...
239
00:10:32,943 --> 00:10:35,311
AND ORANGE...
240
00:10:35,345 --> 00:10:36,479
AND CEILING.
241
00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:38,849
MR. SIDAS, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE?
242
00:10:38,882 --> 00:10:40,350
CHEWING.
243
00:10:40,383 --> 00:10:41,952
JIMMY?
[monitor beeps]
244
00:10:41,985 --> 00:10:43,119
SHIRT...
245
00:10:43,153 --> 00:10:45,756
HE'S STROKING.
CALL THE CATH LAB NOW.
246
00:10:45,789 --> 00:10:47,958
OH, MY GOD.
247
00:10:51,427 --> 00:10:52,796
BLOOD FLOW'S RESTORED.
248
00:10:52,829 --> 00:10:53,997
THERE APPEARS TO BE
NO PERMANENT DAMAGE.
249
00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:56,466
GOOD NEWS IS IT TURNS OUT
TO BE AN EXCITING, ACTION-PACKED
250
00:10:56,499 --> 00:10:57,968
THRILL RIDE
OF A CASE AFTER ALL.
251
00:10:58,001 --> 00:11:01,037
BAD NEWS IS WE TOOK OUT
HIS SPLEEN FOR NOTHING.
252
00:11:01,071 --> 00:11:03,206
THANK GOD HE'S STILL GOT
HIS APPENDIX AND TONSILS.
253
00:11:07,143 --> 00:11:10,446
TESTS LIKE TTP,
BUT ISN'T TTP?
254
00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,917
CNS VASCULITIS EXPLAINS ATAXIA,
AND ANEMIA, MAYBE THE STROKE.
255
00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:16,152
CT WOULD'VE
PICKED UP SOMETHING.
256
00:11:16,186 --> 00:11:18,889
HI, I'M GREG HOUSE,
A FRIEND OF YOUR SISTER LISA.
257
00:11:18,922 --> 00:11:20,023
COULD BE DIC.
258
00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:21,291
LISA CUDDY.
259
00:11:21,324 --> 00:11:22,292
SORRY. WRONG NUMBER.
260
00:11:22,325 --> 00:11:23,794
YOU GONNA ASK?
261
00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:26,262
I'M SURE HE'S GOT A PERFECTLY
LOGICAL EXPLANATION.
262
00:11:26,296 --> 00:11:27,964
CAN'T BE DIC.
NO HEMORRHAGING.
263
00:11:27,998 --> 00:11:29,966
AND I'M CALLING
ALL 12 JULIA CUDDYS
264
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,967
WITHIN A 100-MILE RADIUS.
265
00:11:31,001 --> 00:11:33,236
SEE?
COMPLETELY REASONABLE.
266
00:11:33,269 --> 00:11:35,371
ACQUIRED
PANCYTOPENIA.
WBC'S NORMAL.
267
00:11:35,405 --> 00:11:37,073
HEY, JULIA.
268
00:11:40,010 --> 00:11:43,079
YOU SURE?
'CAUSE YOU ARE NUMBER 12.
269
00:11:43,113 --> 00:11:45,381
MAYBE SHE GOT MARRIED
AND CHANGED HER NAME.
270
00:11:45,415 --> 00:11:47,483
OTIS CAMPBELL.
271
00:11:47,517 --> 00:11:48,518
PROBABLY KEPT
HER FIRST NAME.
272
00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:49,685
(Foreman)
THE MNEMONIC FOR TOXINS.
273
00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:53,023
O FOR ORGANOPHOSPHATES,
T FOR TRICYCLICS, I FOR INSULIN.
274
00:11:53,056 --> 00:11:54,991
OR AS I REMEMBER IT,
"MOIST PLACE."
275
00:11:55,025 --> 00:11:57,894
THAT'S "PLACE" SPELLED
WITH TWO "L"S AND A SILENT "B."
276
00:11:57,928 --> 00:11:59,495
EXCEPT THE TOX SCREEN
WAS NEGATIVE.
277
00:11:59,529 --> 00:12:01,397
STANDARD TOX SCREEN--UNSTANDARD
TOXINS DON'T SHOW UP ON IT.
278
00:12:01,431 --> 00:12:03,199
YOU TWO DO AN
UNSTANDARD TOX SCREEN,
279
00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:04,534
YOU TWO SEARCH HIS HOME.
280
00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:07,537
OTIS CAMPBELL'S
GOT TO BE HIDING SOMEWHERE.
281
00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:11,207
SMARTEST GUY IN THE WORLD,
AND THIS IS THE BEST HE CAN DO.
282
00:12:12,909 --> 00:12:15,812
DELIVERING BOXES
WAS A CHILDHOOD DREAM.
283
00:12:15,846 --> 00:12:18,048
SODA, PROCESSED CHEESE,
284
00:12:18,081 --> 00:12:19,182
MARSHMALLOW SPREAD.
285
00:12:19,215 --> 00:12:21,084
NOTHING IN HERE
IS CAPABLE OF GOING BAD.
286
00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:25,321
IBUPROFEN, EYE DROPS,
COUGH SYRUP.
287
00:12:25,355 --> 00:12:30,060
YOU WANT TO COME OVER
FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER?
288
00:12:30,093 --> 00:12:32,162
YOU NEVER ASKED ME
OVER BEFORE. WHY NOW?
289
00:12:32,195 --> 00:12:34,030
I JUST NEVER
THOUGHT OF IT.
290
00:12:34,064 --> 00:12:36,032
BUT NOW THAT WE'RE
BOTH ON THE TEAM...
291
00:12:36,066 --> 00:12:39,035
AND MY WIFE LEFT ME?
292
00:12:39,069 --> 00:12:41,037
IS THAT A BAD REASON?
293
00:12:41,071 --> 00:12:47,043
NO. BUT, UH, I'M OKAY.
ON BOTH THE FOOD AND FRIENDS.
294
00:12:48,544 --> 00:12:53,249
LEPTOSPIROSIS COULD EXPLAIN
THE ATAXIA AND THE ANEMIA.
295
00:12:53,283 --> 00:12:54,851
BUT NOT WITHOUT A FEVER.
296
00:12:54,885 --> 00:12:56,920
YOU HAVE SOMEONE
TO TALK TO?
297
00:12:56,953 --> 00:12:59,990
YEAH.
WHO?
298
00:13:00,023 --> 00:13:00,957
WHAT, YOU WANT NAMES?
299
00:13:04,227 --> 00:13:06,062
BUT I'M NOT KUTNER.
300
00:13:06,096 --> 00:13:09,232
GOOD, 'CAUSE KUTNER NEVER
USED TO COME OVER FOR DINNER.
301
00:13:09,265 --> 00:13:11,868
I'M GONNA PRETEND THERE'S
SOMETHING INTERESTING OVER HERE
302
00:13:11,902 --> 00:13:15,305
SO YOU'LL SHUT UP.
303
00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:26,582
ACTUALLY, THERE IS.
304
00:13:26,616 --> 00:13:30,420
HE'S GOT SKETCHES
OF ATOMIC STRUCTURE,
305
00:13:30,453 --> 00:13:33,389
THIS ONE'S FULL
OF MATH PROOFS.
306
00:13:33,423 --> 00:13:36,559
THEY'RE ALL OLD.
NOTHING SINCE '96.
307
00:13:39,295 --> 00:13:42,598
THIS IS PASSION.
308
00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:47,403
MARRIAGE DESTROYED
HIS SOUL.
309
00:13:59,015 --> 00:14:01,151
OOH.
310
00:14:01,184 --> 00:14:05,121
OR MAYBE IT WAS
JUST THE BOOZE.
311
00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:10,160
THANK YOU, DOCTOR,
YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL.
312
00:14:10,193 --> 00:14:10,994
AS HAVE YOU, DIANA.
313
00:14:11,027 --> 00:14:13,997
BE WELL.
(Diana)
THANK YOU.
314
00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:14,965
YOU'RE HELPING.
315
00:14:14,998 --> 00:14:16,499
VOLUNTARILY.
316
00:14:16,532 --> 00:14:18,034
HE'S DONE SIX ALREADY.
317
00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:22,205
THE HOLIDAY SEASON
AND ALL.
318
00:14:22,238 --> 00:14:24,007
SO WHICH ONE OF US SLIPPED
THROUGH THE WORMHOLE
319
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,341
INTO AN ALTERNATE
DIMENSION?
320
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:28,144
I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED TO TRAVEL.
AND PAINT.
321
00:14:28,178 --> 00:14:29,980
LUCKY NUMBER SEVEN.
322
00:14:30,013 --> 00:14:31,181
HOUSE...
323
00:14:31,214 --> 00:14:32,615
I KNOW YOU'RE
TRYING TO BE NICE,
324
00:14:32,648 --> 00:14:35,018
BUT I ALSO KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT
BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN AGENDA.
325
00:14:35,051 --> 00:14:40,290
WOW. SEXY AND SMART.
LUCAS IS A LUCKY GUY.
326
00:14:40,323 --> 00:14:45,228
THE QUESTION IS, IS THIS
A BAD AGENDA OR A GOOD ONE?
327
00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:47,530
EITHER YOU'RE TRYING
TO SCREW WITH ME,
328
00:14:47,563 --> 00:14:52,302
OR YOU'RE TRYING TO SHOW ME
THAT YOU'VE REALLY CHANGED.
329
00:14:52,335 --> 00:14:57,140
SO WHICH IS IT?
I'M DYING TO KNOW.
330
00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:06,016
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER?
331
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,986
PEACE IN OUR TIME.
332
00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:15,458
IT COST ME 45 MINUTES
OF CLINIC DUTY.
333
00:15:15,491 --> 00:15:17,293
THIS IS
A THREE-HOUR DRIVE.
334
00:15:19,095 --> 00:15:20,997
THAT THIS IS
A FAKE ADDRESS?
335
00:15:21,031 --> 00:15:22,198
YOU THINK SHE'D SEND ME
TO A VACANT LOT
336
00:15:22,232 --> 00:15:23,199
FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER?
337
00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:24,300
IF SHE'S SMART.
338
00:15:24,334 --> 00:15:25,468
SHE IS.
339
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:27,370
THAT'S WHY I RAN IT
THROUGH MOTOR VEHICLES.
340
00:15:27,403 --> 00:15:29,505
GOOD AS GOLD.
341
00:15:29,539 --> 00:15:31,041
THIS CANNOT END WELL.
342
00:15:31,074 --> 00:15:32,175
I DON'T WANT IT
TO END WELL.
343
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,377
YOU SHOULD
COME AS MY DATE.
344
00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:38,048
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
WANT TO MISS THIS.
345
00:15:42,185 --> 00:15:44,320
THE UNSTANDARD TOX SCREEN WAS
AS CLEAN AS THE STANDARD ONE.
346
00:15:44,354 --> 00:15:48,091
BUT WE FOUND VODKA
STASHED AWAY IN HIS PLACE.
347
00:15:48,124 --> 00:15:50,360
WHAT'S WITH THE TIES?
348
00:15:50,393 --> 00:15:52,795
MAKES ME LOOK ADORABLY
NON-THREATENING.
349
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,798
PARTY OR PARTY HEARTY?
350
00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:59,802
LIVER FAILURE WOULD
EXPLAIN ALL THE SYMPTOMS.
351
00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:04,040
PARTY.
352
00:16:04,074 --> 00:16:08,078
SO GUY'S A BRAINIAC, AND HIS
SECRET DRUG OF CHOICE IS BOOZE?
353
00:16:08,111 --> 00:16:10,346
THAT'S KIND OF PEDESTRIAN,
DON'T YOU THINK?
354
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:12,115
TALK TO HIM.
HE'S A PEDESTRIAN GUY.
355
00:16:14,317 --> 00:16:16,152
LIVER BIOPSY CAN WAIT
UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING.
356
00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:17,520
YES, ASSUMING
THE BIOPSY'S GONNA TELL US
357
00:16:17,553 --> 00:16:19,122
EXACTLY WHAT WE
EXPECT IT TO TELL US,
358
00:16:19,155 --> 00:16:21,157
IT CAN WAIT TILL
AFTER NEW YEAR'S.
359
00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:23,293
ON THE OTHER HAND,
TAUB AND THIRTEEN
360
00:16:23,326 --> 00:16:24,560
CAN DO THE LIVER
BIOPSY TODAY.
361
00:16:24,594 --> 00:16:25,561
WHY US?
362
00:16:25,595 --> 00:16:27,163
JUNIORITY.
363
00:16:27,197 --> 00:16:28,564
WELCOME BACK.
364
00:16:28,598 --> 00:16:30,066
WHAT DO YOU
WANT US TO DO?
365
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:33,035
SAME AS ME.
HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
366
00:16:35,438 --> 00:16:38,074
I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.
367
00:16:38,108 --> 00:16:39,742
YES, YOU JUST HIDE VODKA
AROUND THE HOUSE FOR FUN.
368
00:16:39,775 --> 00:16:42,645
I DRINK, JUST NOT A LOT.
369
00:16:42,678 --> 00:16:45,548
SINCE WHEN DO YOU
DRINK AT ALL?
370
00:16:45,581 --> 00:16:48,151
I HAVE ONE SHOT WHEN I GET HOME
FROM WORK, BABY, THAT'S IT.
371
00:16:48,184 --> 00:16:49,652
SO WHY LIE
TO YOUR WIFE ABOUT IT?
372
00:16:51,587 --> 00:16:53,423
WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?
373
00:16:53,456 --> 00:16:56,159
THAT YOU DRINK EVERY DAY
BY YOURSELF?
374
00:16:56,192 --> 00:16:57,527
I HAVE ONE
LOUSY DRINK, OKAY?
375
00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,163
HAVE YOU EVER
SEEN ME DRUNK? EVER?
376
00:17:00,196 --> 00:17:01,030
NO, BUT YOU'VE
OBVIOUSLY BEEN
377
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,465
DRINKING ENOUGH
TO HURT YOUR LIVER.
378
00:17:02,498 --> 00:17:07,137
MY LIVER IS FINE.
HOLD STILL.
379
00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:09,572
THERE WE GO.
380
00:17:09,605 --> 00:17:13,409
THIS TEST IS
A WASTE OF TIME.
381
00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:18,448
[James Taylor's
Games People Play]
382
00:17:18,481 --> 00:17:22,518
*
383
00:17:22,552 --> 00:17:24,354
[sings fanfare]
384
00:17:24,387 --> 00:17:27,790
HEY.
WANT SOME WINE?
385
00:17:27,823 --> 00:17:35,198
*
386
00:17:35,231 --> 00:17:40,136
ALL RIGHT. VERY GOOD.
HERE, WE GOT THIS.
387
00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,437
STRING BEANS?
388
00:17:41,471 --> 00:17:45,308
* LA-LA, LA, LA-LA,
LA, LA-LA *
389
00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:49,179
* LA-LA, LA, LA-LA,
LA, LA-LA *
390
00:17:49,212 --> 00:17:51,681
* LA-LA, LA, LA, LA
391
00:17:51,714 --> 00:17:53,449
* LA-LA, LA, LA-LA, LA
392
00:17:53,483 --> 00:17:57,353
*
393
00:18:01,824 --> 00:18:03,893
JULIA?
394
00:18:06,196 --> 00:18:08,398
THEY'RE IN HAWAII
FOR THE WEEK.
395
00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:10,866
* OH, THE GAMES PEOPLE PLAY
396
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:13,303
* EVERY NIGHT AND EVERY DAY
397
00:18:13,336 --> 00:18:16,206
* NEVER MEANING
WHAT THEY SAY... *
398
00:18:16,239 --> 00:18:16,972
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
399
00:18:17,006 --> 00:18:20,876
HAPPY THANKSGIVING,
YOU GUYS.
400
00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:23,446
YOU MUST BE DR. HOUSE.
401
00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:27,283
I WAS TOLD I SHOULD OFFER YOU
A TURKEY SANDWICH.
402
00:18:27,317 --> 00:18:30,186
* TALKIN' 'BOUT
YOU AND ME *
403
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,854
* AND THE GAMES
PEOPLE PLAY *
404
00:18:31,887 --> 00:18:33,589
* OH, NOW
405
00:18:33,623 --> 00:18:36,559
* LA-LA, LA, LA-LA,
LA, LA-LA *
406
00:18:36,592 --> 00:18:40,963
* LA-LA, LA, LA-LA,
LA, LA-LA... *
407
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,299
TUNA SALAD. CLOSEST THING
THEY HAD TO TURKEY.
408
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,467
THANKS.
409
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,868
BUT I'M HOPING I CAN
STILL GET OUT OF HERE
410
00:18:45,901 --> 00:18:47,270
TO CATCH THE TAIL END
OF DINNER WITH MY WIFE.
411
00:18:47,303 --> 00:18:48,438
ANYTHING?
412
00:18:48,471 --> 00:18:51,307
NO CIRRHOSIS, NO SCARRING,
NO INFECTION.
413
00:18:51,341 --> 00:18:52,308
BLOOD PANEL?
414
00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:54,244
ELEVATED ALBUMEN: 7.2.
415
00:18:54,277 --> 00:18:55,245
THAT'S IT?
416
00:18:55,278 --> 00:18:56,779
EVERYTHING ELSE IS FINE.
417
00:18:56,812 --> 00:19:00,950
SO IT WAS
A WASTE OF TIME.
418
00:19:06,422 --> 00:19:08,391
RENAL FAILURE.
EXPLAINS THE ANEMIA.
419
00:19:08,424 --> 00:19:11,227
IF HE DEVELOPED HYPERKALEMIA,
THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE ATAXIA.
420
00:19:11,261 --> 00:19:12,328
BUT THE STROKE...
421
00:19:12,362 --> 00:19:13,596
ISCHEMIC ENCEPHALOPATHY.
422
00:19:13,629 --> 00:19:15,998
NICE.
423
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,901
EXCEPT NOW WE HAVE TO STAY
AND TEST HIS KIDNEYS.
424
00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:34,784
KEY UNDER THE MAT.
425
00:19:34,817 --> 00:19:35,785
THERE'S NO KEY
UNDER THE MAT.
426
00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:39,855
YOU NEED TO REPLACE
ONE OF YOUR KITCHEN WINDOWS.
427
00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:45,728
I'LL LEAVE A BUCK
ON THE WAY OUT.
428
00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:49,265
AND YOU ARE?
429
00:19:49,299 --> 00:19:50,933
LESS WRONG.
430
00:19:50,966 --> 00:19:53,736
AH.
431
00:19:53,769 --> 00:19:56,872
THEN I STARTED
THINKING...
432
00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:01,811
WHAT WAS I SAYING?
433
00:20:01,844 --> 00:20:05,047
YOU WERE SAYING
IT'S LATE, AND...
434
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,782
SHE INVITED ME.
435
00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:13,956
SHE WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
IF I REALLY HAVE CHANGED OR...
436
00:20:13,989 --> 00:20:18,628
IF I'M JUST THE SAME OLD S.O.B.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN.
437
00:20:21,664 --> 00:20:25,868
BUT SHE ALWAYS
GAVE ME A CHANCE.
438
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:29,071
832 CHANCES.
439
00:20:32,842 --> 00:20:38,548
MAKE A NOTE.
440
00:20:38,581 --> 00:20:40,950
HOW 'BOUT
A CUP OF COFFEE?
441
00:20:40,983 --> 00:20:42,452
IT'S JUST INSTANT, BUT...
442
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:52,928
I'M PATHETIC.
443
00:20:52,962 --> 00:20:55,665
I DON'T DESERVE HER.
444
00:20:55,698 --> 00:20:58,901
OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
445
00:20:58,934 --> 00:21:02,071
UH, HERE.
446
00:21:02,104 --> 00:21:05,575
[exhales]
447
00:21:05,608 --> 00:21:07,877
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
CRASH HERE.
448
00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:11,614
IT'S A SOFA BED.
449
00:21:11,647 --> 00:21:14,083
I LOVE HER.
450
00:21:19,689 --> 00:21:20,923
PATIENT'S LIVER IS FINE,
IT'S HIS KIDNEYS THAT ARE SHOT.
451
00:21:20,956 --> 00:21:22,758
AND WHERE THE HELL
IS HOUSE?
452
00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:23,959
HE LEFT A MESSAGE
ON THE MACHINE.
453
00:21:23,993 --> 00:21:25,094
HE'S NOT COMING IN TODAY.
454
00:21:25,127 --> 00:21:26,662
SO WHAT CAUSES
KIDNEY FAILURE?
455
00:21:26,696 --> 00:21:27,897
RHABDOMYOLYSIS.
456
00:21:27,930 --> 00:21:29,432
NO EDEMA.
457
00:21:29,465 --> 00:21:31,567
I TRUST YOU HAD
A WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING?
458
00:21:31,601 --> 00:21:33,436
I DON'T REMEMBER.
459
00:21:33,469 --> 00:21:34,970
SO I GUESS I DID.
460
00:21:35,004 --> 00:21:36,071
MULTIPLE MYELOMA.
461
00:21:36,105 --> 00:21:37,106
NO BONE PAIN.
462
00:21:37,139 --> 00:21:38,107
YOU GOT DRUNK ALONE?
463
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,308
NO.
464
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,378
THAT WOULD BE A SIGN THAT I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS.
465
00:21:42,412 --> 00:21:43,879
POLYCYSTIC
KIDNEY DISEASE?
466
00:21:43,913 --> 00:21:46,982
(Thirteen)
NO UTIs OR FLANK PAIN.
467
00:21:47,016 --> 00:21:50,052
WELL, WHAT IF HIS COUGH
IS MORE THAN JUST A COLD?
468
00:21:50,085 --> 00:21:51,721
HE HASN'T BEEN COUGHING.
469
00:21:51,754 --> 00:21:52,788
IT'S IN HIS HISTORY,
AND WE FOUND
470
00:21:52,822 --> 00:21:54,657
A NEW BOTTLE OF COUGH SYRUP
IN HIS MEDICINE CABINET.
471
00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:55,991
COUGH COULD MEAN
GOODPASTURE SYNDROME.
472
00:21:56,025 --> 00:21:57,993
AFFECTS KIDNEYS
AND LUNGS.
473
00:21:58,027 --> 00:22:00,095
START HIM ON IMMUNOSUPPRESSORS
AND DIALYSIS.
474
00:22:00,129 --> 00:22:01,897
WE'LL DO IT AFTER
WE RUN IT BY HOUSE.
475
00:22:01,931 --> 00:22:02,732
(Foreman)
HE'S NOT ANSWERING
HIS PAGER.
476
00:22:02,765 --> 00:22:04,867
LOOKS LIKE HE'S
LEAVING IT UP TO US.
477
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,436
US, NOT YOU.
478
00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:11,907
YOU CAN SAVE YOUR FIGHT
FOR ANOTHER CASE.
479
00:22:16,078 --> 00:22:18,881
HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO
BE HOOKED UP FOR?
480
00:22:18,914 --> 00:22:21,817
FOUR TO SIX HOURS A DAY
UNTIL WE SEE AN IMPROVEMENT.
481
00:22:21,851 --> 00:22:22,918
WHAT IF YOU DON'T?
482
00:22:22,952 --> 00:22:24,920
THEN WE KEEP DOING IT UNTIL
HE GETS A TRANSPLANT.
483
00:22:26,556 --> 00:22:28,491
AND THEN YOU WERE SURE
IT WAS HIS LIVER,
484
00:22:30,926 --> 00:22:32,762
(Thirteen)
IT'S DEFINITELY
HIS KIDNEYS.
485
00:22:32,795 --> 00:22:35,465
WE JUST DON'T KNOW
WHY IT'S HIS KIDNEYS.
486
00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:42,004
ANY WORD FROM CAMERON?
487
00:22:42,037 --> 00:22:44,540
NOPE.
488
00:22:44,574 --> 00:22:48,043
I STARTED SEEING A COUNSELOR
AFTER MY DIAGNOSIS.
489
00:22:48,077 --> 00:22:49,879
SHE'S REALLY GOOD.
490
00:22:49,912 --> 00:22:51,981
WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME
THAT EVERYONE WORKS
491
00:22:52,014 --> 00:22:54,016
IN THE EXACT SAME WAY?
492
00:22:54,049 --> 00:22:55,485
WE PRETTY MUCH DO.
493
00:22:55,518 --> 00:22:57,487
OUR EGOS WANT US TO THINK
WE'RE ALL SNOWFLAKES,
494
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,790
NO TWO ALIKE, BUT REALLY
WE ALL WANT THE SAME THINGS.
495
00:23:00,823 --> 00:23:02,725
LOVE, FORGIVENESS...
496
00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:03,826
CHOCOLATE.
497
00:23:03,859 --> 00:23:07,597
WELL, WHAT I WANT IS FOR
EVERYONE TO LEAVE ME ALONE.
498
00:23:07,630 --> 00:23:09,632
[elevator bell dings]
HOW DO I GET THAT?
499
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:22,978
WHAT DID YOU SAY
TO LUCAS LAST NIGHT?
500
00:23:23,012 --> 00:23:26,882
I KNOW THERE WERE
A LOT OF CONSONANTS.
501
00:23:26,916 --> 00:23:30,252
I DON'T REMEMBER HOW I GOT HERE,
NEVER MIND WHAT I SAID.
502
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:32,187
WELL, I JUST
TALKED TO HIM.
503
00:23:32,221 --> 00:23:33,589
AND HE SAID HE THOUGHT
IT'D BE BETTER
504
00:23:33,623 --> 00:23:35,825
IF WE STOPPED
SEEING EACH OTHER.
505
00:23:35,858 --> 00:23:37,092
SAID HE DIDN'T REALIZE
506
00:23:37,126 --> 00:23:40,029
HOW MUCH THERE STILL WAS
BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
507
00:23:40,062 --> 00:23:44,767
AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO GET
CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF US.
508
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,938
I WAS DRUNK.
509
00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:50,139
WHATEVER I SAID,
HE CAN'T REALLY--
510
00:23:50,172 --> 00:23:52,575
I'VE HAD ENOUGH, HOUSE.
511
00:23:52,608 --> 00:23:57,212
I ACTUALLY FELT BAD
ABOUT SCAMMING YOU.
512
00:23:57,246 --> 00:24:01,984
BUT THEN YOU LIVED DOWN TO
MY EXPECTATIONS AND THEN SOME.
513
00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:09,892
THERE IS NO "US."
514
00:24:09,925 --> 00:24:11,927
THERE NEVER WILL BE.
515
00:24:19,635 --> 00:24:20,803
IT WORKED.
516
00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:23,739
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT A MEDICAL PROCEDURE.
517
00:24:23,773 --> 00:24:25,575
THEY SPLIT UP
THIS MORNING.
518
00:24:25,608 --> 00:24:26,876
YOU'RE THE VERY FIRST
ONE I'VE TOLD.
519
00:24:26,909 --> 00:24:30,045
AND YOU THINK SHE'LL
START DATING YOU?
520
00:24:30,079 --> 00:24:32,014
I'M SURE SHE HATES YOU.
521
00:24:32,047 --> 00:24:33,816
BUT HER EYES SAY,
522
00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:36,218
"HOW WILL I EVER PAY YOU
FOR THAT TENNIS LESSON?"
523
00:24:36,251 --> 00:24:38,320
[sighs]
WHAT A SHAME.
524
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:39,789
THEY'LL GET OVER IT.
525
00:24:39,822 --> 00:24:40,590
I MEANT FOR YOU.
526
00:24:40,623 --> 00:24:44,226
I'LL GET OVER IT
FASTER THAN THEY DO.
527
00:24:44,259 --> 00:24:47,129
CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT LUCAS FELL FOR MY
528
00:24:47,162 --> 00:24:48,263
"I NEVER SAY THIS
BECAUSE IT'S SO PERSONAL
529
00:24:48,297 --> 00:24:50,900
EXCEPT THAT I'M DRUNK"
PROFESSION OF LOVE.
530
00:24:50,933 --> 00:24:52,234
SECOND-OLDEST TRICK
IN THE BOOK.
531
00:24:52,267 --> 00:24:55,705
YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S HIS FAULT
BECAUSE HE'S STUPID.
532
00:25:00,943 --> 00:25:02,812
HE CERTAINLY IS.
533
00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:13,589
YOU'RE STUPID.
534
00:25:13,623 --> 00:25:16,258
WELL, I'M RUBBER,
AND YOU'RE GLUE.
535
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:18,293
HE'S NOT PEDESTRIAN,
HE'S STUPID.
536
00:25:18,327 --> 00:25:21,063
AT LEAST STUPIDER
THAN HE SHOULD BE.
537
00:25:21,096 --> 00:25:22,932
HE'S A DXM JUNKIE.
538
00:25:22,965 --> 00:25:24,233
DEXTROMETHORPHAN.
539
00:25:26,101 --> 00:25:27,603
HE WASN'T TAKING IT
FOR HIS COUGH.
540
00:25:27,637 --> 00:25:30,640
IT'S CHEAP, AVAILABLE
AT YOUR CORNER DRUG STORE,
541
00:25:30,673 --> 00:25:34,644
AND TAKEN IN HIGH DOSES,
IT'S A DUMB DRUG.
542
00:25:34,677 --> 00:25:37,179
DUMB DRUG.
WELL, HE OBVIOUSLY HASN'T--
543
00:25:37,212 --> 00:25:39,014
HE'S SMART
COMPARED TO YOU.
544
00:25:39,048 --> 00:25:42,618
HE'S A MORON
COMPARED TO WHAT HE WAS.
545
00:25:42,652 --> 00:25:46,188
"ROBOTRIPPING" LOWERS THE IQ.
IT ALSO CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE.
546
00:25:46,221 --> 00:25:49,725
UNLESS TAKEN WITH THE PROPER
AMOUNT OF ETHANOL.
547
00:25:49,759 --> 00:25:52,061
ABOUT ONE DRINK PER DAY.
548
00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:54,830
HE WASN'T
ABUSING THE BOOZE
549
00:25:54,864 --> 00:25:56,265
AND TAKING THE COUGH REMEDY
MEDICINALLY.
550
00:25:56,298 --> 00:25:58,000
HE WAS ABUSING
THE COUGH MEDS,
551
00:25:58,033 --> 00:26:01,136
AND TAKING
THE BOOZE MEDICINALLY.
552
00:26:01,170 --> 00:26:02,838
BRAVO.
553
00:26:02,872 --> 00:26:05,040
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
554
00:26:05,074 --> 00:26:06,909
IF YOU HAD A--
555
00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:08,778
A GIFT, WHY WOULD YOU
JUST THROW IT AWAY?
556
00:26:08,811 --> 00:26:10,913
I DIDN'T THROW IT AWAY.
557
00:26:10,946 --> 00:26:12,948
I JUST TURNED IT
DOWN A LITTLE.
558
00:26:12,982 --> 00:26:15,184
WHEN MY BRAIN
WAS ON LOW,
559
00:26:15,217 --> 00:26:17,386
EVERYTHING DIDN'T SEEM
SO MISERABLE ANYMORE.
560
00:26:17,419 --> 00:26:20,155
LIFE WAS BEARABLE.
561
00:26:20,189 --> 00:26:22,224
I THOUGHT THAT
I DID THAT.
562
00:26:22,257 --> 00:26:26,061
YOU DO.
563
00:26:28,397 --> 00:26:31,934
EVEN--OH, SWEET IRONY--
YOUR COUGH.
564
00:26:34,003 --> 00:26:37,072
WE GET ALL TRACES OF IT
OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.
565
00:26:37,106 --> 00:26:39,441
YOU'LL BE THE UNHAPPIEST
LITTLE COURIER IN NO TIME.
566
00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:43,145
I DON'T THINK I CAN
LIVE WITHOUT IT.
567
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,250
YOU'D BE SURPRISED
WHAT YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT.
568
00:26:48,283 --> 00:26:49,985
MAKE HIM A GENIUS.
569
00:26:53,956 --> 00:26:58,694
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
HE LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER ALREADY.
570
00:26:58,728 --> 00:27:01,130
WE WERE THINKING
ABOUT CALLING GQ.
571
00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:05,034
LAVAGE HAS REMOVED ALL TRACES
OF DXM FROM HIS BODY.
572
00:27:05,067 --> 00:27:06,235
YOU'RE DRAWING AGAIN.
573
00:27:06,268 --> 00:27:08,370
WHAT IS IT?
JUST DOODLES.
574
00:27:08,403 --> 00:27:09,371
NO, IT'S NOT.
575
00:27:09,404 --> 00:27:13,375
COME ON, JIMMY,
I WANT TO KNOW.
576
00:27:13,408 --> 00:27:19,381
THIS IS A TOROIDAL
HELICON PLASMA DEVICE.
577
00:27:19,414 --> 00:27:23,719
IT DETERMINES
THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY
578
00:27:23,753 --> 00:27:29,024
EXPENDED BY
THE SUBATOMIC PARTICLES.
579
00:27:32,527 --> 00:27:35,731
YEAH, OF COURSE.
580
00:27:35,765 --> 00:27:38,200
I'M SO HAPPY, JIMMY.
581
00:27:43,538 --> 00:27:47,309
I TOLD YOU.
582
00:27:47,342 --> 00:27:50,145
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN HER IQ AND MINE IS?
583
00:27:50,179 --> 00:27:52,948
91 POINTS.
584
00:27:52,982 --> 00:27:54,950
IN RELATION, SHE'S CLOSER
TO A GIBBON THAN SHE IS TO ME.
585
00:27:54,984 --> 00:27:58,320
HAVING SEX WITH HER WOULD BE
AN ACT OF BESTIALITY.
586
00:27:58,353 --> 00:28:01,090
I ASSUME YOU
DIDN'T MARRY HER
587
00:28:02,524 --> 00:28:04,093
I JUST WISH
SHE COULD SPELL IT.
588
00:28:04,126 --> 00:28:06,929
YOU REALLY THINK
YOU'D BE HAPPIER
589
00:28:06,962 --> 00:28:09,064
WITH SOMEONE
WHO COULD SPELL BETTER?
590
00:28:09,098 --> 00:28:11,133
NO.
591
00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:12,167
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
592
00:28:12,201 --> 00:28:14,804
I'M THE ONE
WHO'S A JERK.
593
00:28:14,837 --> 00:28:18,874
BUT I OWE HER EVERYTHING.
594
00:28:18,908 --> 00:28:23,178
I WANT TO WANT
TO BE WITH HER.
595
00:28:23,212 --> 00:28:27,950
AND WHEN I'M CLEAR, I...
596
00:28:27,983 --> 00:28:31,153
I CAN'T.
597
00:28:31,186 --> 00:28:34,924
FAINTING, DIZZINESS,
SHORTNESS OF BREATH?
598
00:28:34,957 --> 00:28:35,925
SOMETIMES.
599
00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:38,260
IS THE WAIT
ALWAYS THIS LONG?
600
00:28:38,293 --> 00:28:40,062
ONLY ON DAYS
THAT END IN "DAY."
601
00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,997
DIARRHEA, WEIGHT LOSS?
602
00:28:42,031 --> 00:28:43,565
A BIT.
603
00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:46,001
DON'T YOU EVER SHAVE?
604
00:28:46,035 --> 00:28:47,970
YEAH. ONCE A WEEK.
HOW 'BOUT YOU?
605
00:28:48,003 --> 00:28:50,039
STOMACH PAIN, TENDERNESS?
606
00:28:50,072 --> 00:28:51,874
EVERY NOW AND THEN.
607
00:28:51,907 --> 00:28:53,508
ARE YOU THIS RUDE
TO ALL YOUR PATIENTS?
608
00:28:53,542 --> 00:28:55,410
OH, YES. DON'T THINK
YOU'RE SPECIAL.
609
00:28:55,444 --> 00:28:59,849
SO WE'VE GOT A LOT OF VAGUE,
UNVERIFIABLE SYMPTOMS.
610
00:28:59,882 --> 00:29:02,384
YET ALL THE PHYSICAL SIGNS
ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL.
611
00:29:02,417 --> 00:29:03,552
WHAT DO YOU THINK I HAVE?
612
00:29:03,585 --> 00:29:06,455
I'M NOT SURE,
BUT I THINK IT'S...
613
00:29:06,488 --> 00:29:07,489
A LAME JOB.
614
00:29:07,522 --> 00:29:09,191
WHAT?
615
00:29:09,224 --> 00:29:09,992
YOU'RE A RAT.
616
00:29:10,025 --> 00:29:12,194
INSURANCE COMPANY
SENDS YOU OUT
617
00:29:12,227 --> 00:29:14,063
TO CHECK ON THE QUALITY
OF MEDICAL CARE.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
618
00:29:14,096 --> 00:29:15,931
IS IT REALLY?
619
00:29:15,965 --> 00:29:17,332
'CAUSE YOU SEEM
A LOT MORE INTERESTED
620
00:29:17,366 --> 00:29:19,068
IN ASKING QUESTIONS
THAN ANSWERING THEM.
621
00:29:19,101 --> 00:29:21,070
HANDWRITING ON YOUR
MEDICAL RECORDS IS OBVIOUSLY
622
00:29:21,103 --> 00:29:22,271
NOT A DOCTOR'S 'CAUSE
I CAN ALMOST READ IT.
623
00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:24,039
AND WHEN YOU WENT OUT
FOR A URINE SAMPLE,
624
00:29:24,073 --> 00:29:25,274
I LOOKED IN YOUR PURSE.
625
00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:27,576
FOUND THE LIST OF QUESTIONS
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MEMORIZE
626
00:29:27,609 --> 00:29:29,578
BEFORE YOU CAME
TO THE CLINIC.
627
00:29:29,611 --> 00:29:30,980
I WAS LOOKING FOR GUM.
628
00:29:31,013 --> 00:29:32,347
YOU'RE AN ASS.
629
00:29:32,381 --> 00:29:33,548
PUT IT IN YOUR REPORT.
630
00:29:33,582 --> 00:29:35,117
I TELL YOU WHAT.
631
00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:37,152
I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS
IF YOU'LL PRETEND THAT I'M NOT
632
00:29:37,186 --> 00:29:40,089
WHEN WE LEAVE THIS ROOM.
633
00:29:40,122 --> 00:29:44,226
REMEMBER,
FIRST ICE, THEN HEAT.
634
00:29:44,259 --> 00:29:46,561
IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS,
DON'T HESITATE TO CALL ME.
635
00:29:46,595 --> 00:29:51,033
THANK YOU, DR. HOUSE.
636
00:29:51,066 --> 00:29:53,068
WAIT A SECOND.
WHERE'S CUDDY?
637
00:29:53,102 --> 00:29:56,371
GONE FOR THE DAY.
638
00:29:56,405 --> 00:29:58,073
(House)
HEY, HEY, HEY!
639
00:29:58,107 --> 00:30:00,109
SORRY.
640
00:30:00,142 --> 00:30:01,443
I CAN'T REMEMBER
IF I'VE MOCKED YOU YET
641
00:30:01,476 --> 00:30:03,879
FOR BEING A MALE NURSE.
642
00:30:03,913 --> 00:30:05,580
I THINK THIS COUNTS.
643
00:30:05,614 --> 00:30:07,316
FAIR ENOUGH.
644
00:30:10,385 --> 00:30:12,988
THAT ISN'T
THE MAN I MARRIED.
645
00:30:13,022 --> 00:30:14,323
YES, HE IS.
646
00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:16,358
HE'S JUST SMARTER.
647
00:30:16,391 --> 00:30:17,993
GIVE HIM SOME TIME.
I'M SURE--
648
00:30:18,027 --> 00:30:19,361
HE HATES ME.
649
00:30:19,394 --> 00:30:21,096
HIS BODY IS GOING
THROUGH WITHDRAWAL.
650
00:30:21,130 --> 00:30:22,231
HE'S ADJUSTING.
651
00:30:24,266 --> 00:30:28,070
MAYBE WE NEVER REALLY
HAD ANYTHING AT ALL.
652
00:30:34,977 --> 00:30:39,414
I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
653
00:30:42,184 --> 00:30:43,152
ANYWHERE.
654
00:30:43,185 --> 00:30:46,655
NOTHING.
655
00:30:50,059 --> 00:30:52,661
WE HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT THIS.
656
00:30:52,694 --> 00:30:55,164
IT'S LATE. I'M TIRED.
657
00:30:55,197 --> 00:30:58,934
I KNOW IT'S
A BIG PAY CUT,
658
00:30:58,968 --> 00:31:00,435
BUT I'LL ALWAYS HAVE
THE CHANCE TO MAKE MONEY.
659
00:31:00,469 --> 00:31:03,305
I WON'T ALWAYS HAVE
THE CHANCE TO DO THIS JOB.
660
00:31:03,338 --> 00:31:04,373
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK?
661
00:31:07,109 --> 00:31:09,011
SO IT'S THAT
I DIDN'T CONSULT YOU
662
00:31:09,044 --> 00:31:10,345
BEFORE I TOOK THE JOB?
663
00:31:10,379 --> 00:31:12,714
THAT WAS OFFENSIVE,
BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT EITHER.
664
00:31:12,747 --> 00:31:15,584
SO THEN...
665
00:31:15,617 --> 00:31:19,321
CAN YOU GIVE ME
THE FIRST LETTER?
666
00:31:21,623 --> 00:31:23,725
WHEN WE GOT MARRIED,
667
00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:26,695
YOU WERE AN INTERN WORKING
30-HOUR SHIFTS DOING GRUNT WORK.
668
00:31:33,168 --> 00:31:34,369
YOU CALL THE SHOTS,
669
00:31:34,403 --> 00:31:37,339
BUT NOW YOU'RE 40 YEARS OLD,
YOU'RE STILL DOING GRUNT WORK.
670
00:31:37,372 --> 00:31:41,610
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
YOU THINK I'M A WUSS?
671
00:31:41,643 --> 00:31:47,616
HE MADE YOU MISS
THANKSGIVING DINNER.
672
00:31:47,649 --> 00:31:50,085
[pager beeps]
673
00:31:58,093 --> 00:31:59,694
GIVES US ANEMIA,
NUMBNESS.
674
00:31:59,728 --> 00:32:01,263
(House)
NOT A STROKE.
IF HE HAS
A VASCULAR MALFORMATION--
675
00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:04,766
ANEMIA'S NOT MACROCYTIC.
676
00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:07,102
SORRY TO
INCONVENIENCE YOU.
677
00:32:07,136 --> 00:32:08,537
DYING PATIENTS
CAN BE SO THOUGHTLESS.
678
00:32:08,570 --> 00:32:09,538
DON'T.
679
00:32:09,571 --> 00:32:11,506
GREAT COMEBACK.
680
00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:13,042
IS THAT OSCAR WILDE?
681
00:32:13,075 --> 00:32:14,443
COME ON, PEOPLE.
BONE MARROW
MALIGNANCY.
682
00:32:14,476 --> 00:32:16,045
WOULDN'T PRODUCE
SCHISTOCYTES.
683
00:32:16,078 --> 00:32:18,080
LUPUS.
684
00:32:18,113 --> 00:32:21,116
GEE, THANKS FOR COMING IN.
ANA WAS NEGATIVE.
685
00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:22,051
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
686
00:32:22,084 --> 00:32:24,319
GOT ANY PREDICTABLE DRIVEL
YOU'D LIKE TO ADD?
687
00:32:24,353 --> 00:32:25,620
I THINK THEY'VE
GIVEN YOU ENOUGH ALREADY.
688
00:32:25,654 --> 00:32:27,222
(House)
WELL, AT LEAST
THEY'RE TRYING.
689
00:32:27,256 --> 00:32:29,191
THEY'RE NOT JUST SITTING THERE
LIKE ROADKILL.
690
00:32:29,224 --> 00:32:31,460
GIVE ME SOMETHING.
691
00:32:31,493 --> 00:32:34,096
GIVE ME SOMETHING,
OR I'LL GET YOUR EX-SMARTER HALF
692
00:32:34,129 --> 00:32:36,131
ON THE PHONE
AND ASK HER.
693
00:33:12,601 --> 00:33:14,636
YOU'RE GONNA BE
PRESSING CHARGES?
694
00:33:14,669 --> 00:33:16,805
AGAINST THE OTTOMAN
I TRIPPED OVER?
695
00:33:19,108 --> 00:33:22,544
I'M PRETTY SURE THE OTTOMAN
WAS ACTING ALONE.
696
00:33:22,577 --> 00:33:24,679
YOU FREE FOR DINNER
THIS WEEKEND?
697
00:33:24,713 --> 00:33:26,748
AT LEAST THREE OTHER PEOPLE
SAW HIM DO IT.
698
00:33:26,781 --> 00:33:28,850
MASS HYSTERIA.
EITHER NIGHT?
699
00:33:28,883 --> 00:33:30,852
I CAN'T HAVE DOCTORS
PUNCHING EACH OTHER OUT.
700
00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:32,654
OH, MY GOD,
WHO GOT PUNCHED?
701
00:33:32,687 --> 00:33:35,690
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
FOR CHASE'S SAKE,
702
00:33:35,724 --> 00:33:38,127
I NEED TO KNOW IF HE'S
ABLE TO HANDLE HIMSELF
703
00:33:39,694 --> 00:33:41,796
CHASE COULDN'T HAVE
PUNCHED ANYONE.
704
00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:43,832
HE WAS WITH ME WHEN
I TRIPPED OVER THE OTTOMAN.
705
00:33:43,865 --> 00:33:45,767
IF YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON EATING
THIS WEEKEND, MAYBE A MOVIE?
706
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,837
I'M NOT DOING THIS,
HOUSE.
707
00:33:50,839 --> 00:33:53,175
JUST DO YOUR JOB.
708
00:33:59,181 --> 00:34:00,182
[door closes]
709
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,523
I NEED YOUR HELP.
710
00:34:08,557 --> 00:34:11,226
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR FACE?
711
00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:14,229
I WAS MOWING THE LAWN
WHEN THE PHONE RANG.
712
00:34:14,263 --> 00:34:15,764
YOU'RE A COMPUTER.
713
00:34:15,797 --> 00:34:17,132
I'M GONNA FEED YOU DATA,
714
00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:18,233
AND YOU ANALYZE IT.
715
00:34:18,267 --> 00:34:19,067
WHAT, ARE YOU
GONNA FEED ME
716
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,835
20 YEARS OF MEDICAL
KNOWLEDGE TOO?
717
00:34:20,869 --> 00:34:23,638
IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
718
00:34:23,672 --> 00:34:25,907
I KNOW.
719
00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:31,346
BUT I DON'T HAVE
ANYONE ELSE TO ASK.
720
00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:32,781
IT'S LONELY, ISN'T IT?
721
00:34:32,814 --> 00:34:37,152
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
722
00:34:37,186 --> 00:34:40,622
THEN YOU'RE NOT THAT SMART.
723
00:34:40,655 --> 00:34:42,324
YOU EVER TRIED
TO KILL YOURSELF?
724
00:34:42,357 --> 00:34:43,325
NOT QUICKLY.
725
00:34:44,826 --> 00:34:46,661
12 YEARS AGO I JUMPED OFF
726
00:34:46,695 --> 00:34:47,929
THE TOP OF
MY EIGHT-STORY BUILDING
727
00:34:47,962 --> 00:34:50,799
INTO A DUMPSTER BIN
THE DAY BEFORE PICKUP.
728
00:34:55,904 --> 00:34:58,873
WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL
THEY PUT ME ON NARCOTICS
729
00:34:58,907 --> 00:35:02,444
AND SUDDENLY EVERYTHING
WAS JUST BETTER.
730
00:35:09,884 --> 00:35:12,954
SHE WAS SO HAPPY.
731
00:35:12,987 --> 00:35:16,358
AND DUMB.
732
00:35:16,391 --> 00:35:19,361
AND I WAS...
733
00:35:19,394 --> 00:35:20,895
SMART...
734
00:35:31,005 --> 00:35:34,376
AND I KNEW I WANTED
TO STAY THAT WAY FOREVER.
735
00:35:42,451 --> 00:35:43,852
ENJOY.
[chuckles]
736
00:35:43,885 --> 00:35:48,590
EASIER ON YOUR CONSCIENCE
IF I DIE AN IDIOT?
737
00:35:48,623 --> 00:35:51,860
WHAT'S A CONSCIENCE?
738
00:36:00,869 --> 00:36:02,003
WHICH RIBS...
739
00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:04,239
DID YOU BREAK
IN THE FALL?
740
00:36:04,273 --> 00:36:05,807
THEY ON THE LEFT SIDE?
741
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,642
YEAH, BOTTOM THREE.
742
00:36:12,847 --> 00:36:15,884
THIS PROBABLY
COST ME MY MARRIAGE,
743
00:36:15,917 --> 00:36:17,786
SO IT BETTER BE AWESOME.
744
00:36:17,819 --> 00:36:19,388
FERROUS OXIDE CONTRAST?
745
00:36:20,855 --> 00:36:24,426
UNLESS HE DOESN'T
HAVE ONE.
746
00:36:24,459 --> 00:36:26,995
IN WHICH CASE IT'S ABSORBED
BY THE LIVER, AND FRIES THAT.
747
00:36:27,028 --> 00:36:28,630
YOU'RE KILLING HIM?
748
00:36:28,663 --> 00:36:30,732
YOU THINK I OPENED HIM UP
AND DIDN'T TAKE OUT HIS SPLEEN?
749
00:36:30,765 --> 00:36:34,569
ALL ORGANS DO LOOK KIND OF
THE SAME--RED AND SQUISHY.
750
00:36:39,073 --> 00:36:40,875
OH, MY GOD.
751
00:36:40,909 --> 00:36:42,911
ACCESSORY SPLEENS.
752
00:36:42,944 --> 00:36:45,747
OKAY, THAT IS AMAZING.
753
00:36:45,780 --> 00:36:47,816
12 YEARS, EIGHT STORIES,
AND A DUMPSTER AGO,
754
00:36:49,484 --> 00:36:50,719
DAMAGED HIS SPLEEN.
755
00:36:50,752 --> 00:36:52,387
BITS OF IT SPLIT OFF,
756
00:36:52,421 --> 00:36:53,355
CIRCULATED THROUGH
HIS BLOODSTREAM
757
00:36:53,388 --> 00:36:54,956
UNTIL THEY LANDED
AND ATTACHED SOMEWHERE ELSE.
758
00:36:54,989 --> 00:36:58,560
SO IT IS TTP.
759
00:36:58,593 --> 00:37:01,430
I JUST DIDN'T REMOVE...
760
00:37:01,463 --> 00:37:03,031
ALL OF HIS SPLEENS.
761
00:37:03,064 --> 00:37:05,934
16 SPLENECTOMIES.
762
00:37:05,967 --> 00:37:11,973
PRETTY SURE HE GETS
A SET OF STEAK KNIVES WITH THAT.
763
00:37:18,847 --> 00:37:24,686
(Chase)
I CAN OUTRUN YOU.
764
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,956
SORRY ABOUT THE NOSE.
AND THE EYE. AND THE, UH...
765
00:37:27,989 --> 00:37:30,959
EYEBROW.
766
00:37:30,992 --> 00:37:32,494
GUESS I DESERVED IT.
767
00:37:32,527 --> 00:37:34,963
WELL, IF I THOUGHT THAT,
I WOULDN'T BE APOLOGIZING.
768
00:37:34,996 --> 00:37:36,965
YOUR FIST SLIPPED?
769
00:37:36,998 --> 00:37:42,537
EVERYBODY KEPT BUGGING ME,
ASKING IF I WAS OKAY.
770
00:37:42,571 --> 00:37:48,543
SO YOU BUSTED MY NOSE
TO KEEP PEOPLE OFF YOUR BACK.
771
00:37:48,577 --> 00:37:49,844
PRETTY MUCH.
772
00:37:49,878 --> 00:37:51,846
MAKING PEOPLE EVEN MORE
WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
773
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:52,847
MAYBE.
774
00:37:52,881 --> 00:37:57,486
BUT AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT
TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT.
775
00:37:57,519 --> 00:37:58,820
FAIR ENOUGH.
776
00:37:58,853 --> 00:38:00,922
CHEERS.
777
00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:10,765
THANK YOU.
778
00:38:10,799 --> 00:38:12,000
DON'T BE SO GRATEFUL.
779
00:38:12,033 --> 00:38:16,037
YOU'LL BE DELIVERING PACKAGES
FOR 70 YEARS TO PAY FOR IT.
780
00:38:16,070 --> 00:38:19,408
WELL, UH,
THANKS FOR OUR TALK.
781
00:38:19,441 --> 00:38:20,842
IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE I HAD
782
00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:22,377
A STIMULATING CONVERSATION.
783
00:38:22,411 --> 00:38:23,378
SO WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?
784
00:38:23,412 --> 00:38:24,779
GO BACK TO MY LIFE.
785
00:38:24,813 --> 00:38:26,080
WHICH ONE?
786
00:38:26,114 --> 00:38:30,952
THE ONE THAT HAS
MY WIFE IN IT.
787
00:38:30,985 --> 00:38:33,021
(Taub)
ROBOTRIPPING.
788
00:38:33,054 --> 00:38:34,856
HOW'S SHE FEEL
ABOUT THAT?
789
00:38:36,791 --> 00:38:39,694
IT'S WORKED FOR 12 YEARS.
790
00:38:44,766 --> 00:38:47,936
TELL YOUR BRAIN
I SAID GOOD-BYE.
791
00:38:56,010 --> 00:38:58,112
EINSTEIN'S GIVING
HIMSELF A LOBOTOMY,
792
00:38:58,146 --> 00:39:01,916
AND YOU'RE
COOL WITH THAT?
793
00:39:01,950 --> 00:39:07,489
IGNORANCE IS BLISS.
794
00:39:07,522 --> 00:39:10,925
HOLD THAT POSE.
795
00:39:10,959 --> 00:39:12,160
[beeps, clicks]
796
00:39:15,129 --> 00:39:17,499
I'LL START WITH
T-SHIRTS AND MUGS,
797
00:39:17,532 --> 00:39:19,668
AND SEE HOW IT GOES.
798
00:39:26,641 --> 00:39:29,878
HOME EARLY.
799
00:39:37,752 --> 00:39:38,820
YOU BEAT UP HOUSE?
800
00:39:38,853 --> 00:39:40,822
JUST ONE RIGHT HOOK.
801
00:39:40,855 --> 00:39:42,123
WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?
802
00:39:42,156 --> 00:39:43,191
YOU WERE RIGHT.
803
00:39:43,224 --> 00:39:45,494
I TOLD HIM WE NEED
TO LAY DOWN SOME GROUND RULES,
804
00:39:45,527 --> 00:39:47,028
GOT A LITTLE HEATED.
805
00:39:47,061 --> 00:39:49,163
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
806
00:39:49,197 --> 00:39:50,465
IS HE OKAY?
807
00:39:52,534 --> 00:39:55,870
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
808
00:39:55,904 --> 00:39:57,539
WOW.
809
00:40:15,790 --> 00:40:17,726
DR. CUDDY.
810
00:40:23,131 --> 00:40:26,501
CAN WE AT LEAST BE CIVIL?
811
00:40:26,535 --> 00:40:28,537
HOW'S YOUR NOSE?
812
00:40:28,570 --> 00:40:29,904
IT'S OKAY.
813
00:40:29,938 --> 00:40:32,273
DOES YOUR KID
LIKE ANIMALS?
814
00:40:32,306 --> 00:40:35,009
I GOT TICKETS TO
THAT HOLIDAY CARNIVAL.
815
00:40:35,043 --> 00:40:37,278
I HEAR THEY HAVE
A NICE PETTING ZOO.
816
00:40:37,311 --> 00:40:40,214
I THINK I WAS
PRETTY CLEAR BEFORE.
817
00:40:40,248 --> 00:40:42,984
I DON'T MEAN WITH ME.
818
00:40:43,017 --> 00:40:46,621
HERE. TAKE 'EM. ENJOY.
819
00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:49,991
NO, THANKS.
820
00:40:50,024 --> 00:40:52,794
THEY'RE NOT FAKE.
I DIDN'T STEAL THEM.
821
00:40:52,827 --> 00:40:56,531
ONE OF THE NURSES WAS SELLING
'EM FOR HER KID'S SCOUT TRIP.
822
00:40:56,565 --> 00:40:58,199
I KNOW IT DOESN'T MAKE
THINGS RIGHT BETWEEN US,
823
00:40:58,232 --> 00:41:03,705
BUT I JUST WANTED
TO DO SOMETHING NICE.
824
00:41:03,738 --> 00:41:07,909
I DON'T WANT THEM.
825
00:41:07,942 --> 00:41:09,844
OKAY.
826
00:41:09,878 --> 00:41:12,881
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
827
00:41:23,157 --> 00:41:24,926
THEY DIDN'T SPLIT UP.
828
00:41:24,959 --> 00:41:26,728
SHE WOULDN'T
TAKE THE TICKETS.
829
00:41:26,761 --> 00:41:29,030
OF COURSE.
830
00:41:29,063 --> 00:41:31,866
WINDTALKER CODE FOR
"WE NEVER SPLIT UP."
831
00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:33,668
HOUSE, SHE TOLD YOU
MULTIPLE TIMES
832
00:41:33,702 --> 00:41:35,036
SHE WANTS NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOU.
833
00:41:35,069 --> 00:41:36,971
I WASN'T GONNA BE THERE.
834
00:41:37,005 --> 00:41:39,808
SHE JUST FELT GUILTY
THAT I FELT GUILTY,
835
00:41:42,043 --> 00:41:43,912
EITHER THAT OR SHE DIDN'T
WANT TO APPEASE YOU.
836
00:41:43,945 --> 00:41:46,114
THESE WEREN'T
REPARATIONS.
837
00:41:46,147 --> 00:41:48,249
JUST A SIMPLE
GESTURE OF REMORSE,
838
00:41:48,282 --> 00:41:50,118
AND SHE SLAPPED IT DOWN.
839
00:41:50,151 --> 00:41:54,022
THEY DIDN'T BREAK UP.
840
00:41:54,055 --> 00:41:58,827
SHE JUST WANTED ME
TO THINK THAT SO I'D BACK OFF.
841
00:41:58,860 --> 00:42:03,164
DARE I ASK
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO?
842
00:42:03,197 --> 00:42:05,333
NOTHING.
843
00:42:05,366 --> 00:42:07,936
I SAID THEY'D EITHER BREAK UP
OR THEY'D STAY TOGETHER.
844
00:42:07,969 --> 00:42:11,005
THEY DIDN'T BREAK UP.
845
00:42:11,039 --> 00:42:13,875
AND YOU'RE
OKAY WITH THAT?
846
00:42:13,908 --> 00:42:17,646
IT IS WHAT IT IS.
847
00:42:17,679 --> 00:42:21,349
GOOD FOR YOU.
848
00:42:21,382 --> 00:42:25,019
AAH.
849
00:42:25,053 --> 00:42:28,022
[James Taylor's Enditol]
850
00:42:28,056 --> 00:42:29,658
*
851
00:42:29,691 --> 00:42:30,825
HOUSE KNOWS I LIED.
852
00:42:30,859 --> 00:42:33,728
WHY? WHAT'D HE SAY?
853
00:42:33,762 --> 00:42:35,697
NOTHING.
I COULD JUST TELL.
854
00:42:35,730 --> 00:42:37,165
YOU WANT TO STAGE
ANOTHER BREAKUP?
855
00:42:37,198 --> 00:42:39,000
NO.
856
00:42:39,033 --> 00:42:41,736
OH, HI.
857
00:42:41,770 --> 00:42:44,338
IT SEEMS LIKE HE'S
GONNA LEAVE US ALONE.
858
00:42:44,372 --> 00:42:47,108
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
859
00:42:47,141 --> 00:42:49,077
I'M NOT COMPLETELY SURE.
860
00:42:49,110 --> 00:42:52,146
SO...
861
00:42:52,180 --> 00:42:55,116
WE HAVE HIS BLESSING.
862
00:42:55,149 --> 00:42:56,685
I GUESS SO.
863
00:42:56,718 --> 00:42:58,887
I MADE YOU SOME
EGGPLANT PARMESAN.
MM.
864
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:02,056
[mumbles baby talk]
865
00:43:05,426 --> 00:43:07,729
[sighs]
866
00:43:07,762 --> 00:43:12,433
THAT WOULD BE NICE,
WOULDN'T IT?
867
00:43:12,466 --> 00:43:15,670
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