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Hi.
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Ja.
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Timmy. Nein, nein. Keine Sorge. Es gibt
eine Erklärung. Ich höre. Sofort.
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Noch eine Sekunde. Kommt, Jungs.
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Mr. James? End of the story.
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Have you ever heard of it?
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Yes, I think so. It comes from the
enlightened sermons of Reverend Jim
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right?
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No idea.
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I'm not a religious person.
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But one thing I know.
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I don't want to end the year with red
flags.
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So I asked my budget specialist Robert
to make a few abbreviations.
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Robert David.
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Oh.
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No, no, no. I want to keep that.
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So, ich dachte, wir hätten die
Budgetkrise schon vor Monaten
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Überwunden? Klar. Ich sagte, wir können
uns keine kostenlosen Knabbereien für
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alle leisten. Sie sagten... Dass wir es
können. Ich sagte, die Weihnachtsfeier
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können wir uns nicht leisten. Sie
sagten... Doch, wir können. Ich hatte
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riesige Antennending oben auf dem Dach.
Wozu brauchen wir das? Sie sagten...
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Dass es unser Sende macht.
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Richtig, genau, genau. Und dann, dann
haben Sie gesagt, was zum Teufel spielt
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das schon für eine Rolle, was das ist?
Pumpen wir weiter Geld rein.
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Wahoo!
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I'm sure I didn't say wahoo, I know
that. Yes, but that's what you meant.
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I've asked Robert to take a look at your
valuable... ...send something, I don't
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know, and find out what's so... ...damn
important about it.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Put that down, please.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh, no problem.
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And off you go.
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Come on, Robert.
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Tut mir leid, Catherine.
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Eine Zeit lang muss es der Campingtisch
tun. Halt so wild. Das kriegen wir schon
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irgendwie auf die Range. Es hätte noch
schlimmer kommen können. Ich war mal in
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einer Firma, da wollten sie unbedingt
durchführen.
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How are we supposed to do our work?
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You took my headphones away.
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And the red -gold copy paper.
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That's the only pretty color.
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And my charging station.
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And my computer. We want to focus on the
work and not get upset, okay? I didn't
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get hung up on this job to make
photocopies on white paper.
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Is that clear?
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I promise you... I promise you I'll do
what I can, but you have to give me some
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time. I'd like to say something.
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Yes, Bill, I'm sure of that.
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But I do what I can, so spare us,
please.
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Whether you believe it or not, you are
not Joseph Stalin, and here is not the
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Elizabethan England.
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I demand my right to speak.
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Yes, we hear.
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Friends, what is WNYX? A country club?
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No. We are fighters, am I right?
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Yes. And what should brave men and women
do when they stand in front of the
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enemy?
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They fight.
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No, they give in.
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Especially when they are hopeless and
alive.
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So they get rid of our equipment, and if
so...
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Das einzige Equipment, das wir brauchen,
ist ein halbes Dutzend Nummer 2 und ein
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paar goldene Zungen dazu.
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Nummer 2?
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Er meint Bleistifte.
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Oh, ich bin dabei, Bill. Das ist
Kampfgeist. Lassen wir uns von
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nicht schrecken. Stehen wir zu Dave.
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Vielen Dank, Bill, für diesen
uncharakteristischen, wohlüberlegten
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Übrigens wird Lisa heute nicht kommen,
weil sie krank ist. Catherine und ich
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übernehmen ihren Dienst. Ja.
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Das letzte Mal, als ich krank zu Hause
war, bin ich im Regen einkaufen gegangen
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und wirklich krank geworden.
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Ist das nicht ein verrückter Zufall? Das
Leben kann ziemlich ungerecht sein,
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stimmt's?
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Also, das ist alles für heute.
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Halt, Moment.
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Ganz kurz. Ich hab noch ein Quickie.
Was?
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Mein Bruder kommt heute zu Besuch.
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Hm? Du hast einen Bruder? Ich dachte, du
bist ein Einzelkind.
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Wir sind Zwillinge.
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Das ist so wie ein Einzelkind.
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Jedenfalls hat Mom das immer zu uns
gesagt.
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Eineige Zwillinge? Ja, ja. Großer Gott.
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Wir freuen uns schon alle darauf, uns an
deinem Bruder die Zähne auszubeißen.
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Aber jetzt sollten wir lieber aufstehen,
weil die Jungs scharf auf unsere Stühle
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sind.
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Thank you, friends.
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Beth, Catherine, Joe, this gentleman I
don't need to introduce you.
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Wer ist das?
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Mein Zwillingsbruder Andrew.
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Gut aussehender Junge, ha?
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Ja. Vielen Dank.
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Hey,
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das sind meine Kollegen.
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Andrew, hattest du einen guten Flug?
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Ja, danke, Matthew.
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Wow, was für nette Kollegen du hast.
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Ja, sie sind nett.
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Willkommen in New York. Oh, ich war noch
nie hier in...
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Entschuldigt, ich bin Matthew, das ist
Andrew.
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Reingelegt.
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Das war eine kleine
Verwechslungskomödie.
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Wow, beeindruckend. Wartet eine Sekunde,
wer von euch ist... Wer ist... Also...
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Ja, ja, ja, jetzt habe ich es kapiert.
Gut, gut.
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Ich zeig dir erstmal, wo du dein
Gepäck... Okay.
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Oder ist es mein Gepäck?
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Die beiden sehen sich überhaupt nicht
ähnlich.
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Ich könnte mir vorstellen, dass einer
vielleicht ein bisschen mehr DNA
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hat. Das mit der DNA läuft anders.
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Und wie läuft das? Ich dachte schon, du
fragst nie. Wieso musst du uns das
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antun? DNA, oder desoxyribonukleinsäure,
besteht aus zwei zu einer doppelhelix
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verdrillten Polynukleotidketten. Hey,
Freunde! Hey! Hey! Ich bin's!
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Matthew!
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Sie sind nicht Matthew.
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Stimmt, aber würden Sie um wer nicht
willen mitspielen?
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Andrew... Ich kann mir nicht helfen,
aber Sie haben rein gar keine
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mit Matthew. Nichts für ungut.
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Warum sollte mich das beleidigen?
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Ihr beide seid gar keine Zwillinge. Aber
natürlich.
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Ich, Andrew, Matthew, Matthew.
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Okay, wir sind keine Zwillinge, aber
Matthew weiß das nicht.
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Was?
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Matthew wurde adoptiert.
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Und meine Eltern wollten ihm helfen,
sich heimisch zu fühlen und haben uns
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deshalb gesagt, wir sind Zwillinge. Und
Ihnen haben Sie die Wahrheit gesagt?
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Nein, ich habe es rausgefunden.
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Warum erzählen Sie es ihm nicht?
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Ich habe es meinen Eltern versprochen.
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Ich habe gehofft, Matthew findet es
heraus. Er wisst doch am besten, wie er
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Ein bisschen zurückgeblieben. Hey, habe
ich dich erwischt?
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Hey! Ich hab dich gesucht. Ich hab dich
überall gesucht. Du alter Halunke. Ich
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möchte gerne, dass wir beide, dass wir
zeigen, was wir in der Talentshow in der
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Schule vorgelegt haben, okay?
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Dritter Platz. Bleib cool. Es wird Ihnen
gefallen. Es wird Ihnen gefallen. Es
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wird Ihnen gefallen. Es wird Ihnen
gefallen. Es wird Ihnen gefallen.
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Ich bin ganz sicher.
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Wach auf und putz dir die Zähne.
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Schau in den Spiegel, siehst du mich?
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Und jetzt die spezielle Verbeugung.
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That's gigantic. And now we'll show him
the picture. Yes, he'll definitely like
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it. It's great.
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I've never seen anything more sad.
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Busy?
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So, what are you going to tell Jimmy
about the budget cut?
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Well, I thought... I wouldn't do that. I
suggest we go through with it.
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I love that joke. You want to see me?
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Yes.
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I've been going over these figures you
gave me, and it seems to me the thing
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that's putting us way over budget is
this here, this confidential
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Now, what is that? I can't tell you.
It's confidential.
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What is it? Is this some sort of a slush
fund for you? No.
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No? Is it money that's actually spent on
another one of your companies?
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No. No? So it's spent on the station?
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Uh -huh. All right.
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For a piece of equipment? No.
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For an employee?
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the money i am i am uh okay did somebody
somebody
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renegotiate their contract get a huge
raise then have a confidentiality clause
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put in so that no one would know what
they are earning and that's why we're
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over budget i see okay
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okay dave dave i would love to help you
out but if i reveal any of the details
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the confidential negotiation i'm gonna
have to pay this particular person an
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extra seven thousand Mm -hmm. That's all
right. I think I have all the
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information that I need.
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It's Bill.
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I know.
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I wasn't supposed to tell. Did you just
cost us another seven grand?
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Oh.
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They literally took the shirt right off
my back.
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No, they didn't.
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Okay, they didn't. This is a silent
protest.
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No, it's not.
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You just want Catherine to see you
without your shirt on. At least I'm
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something. Oh, my God. Well, it's not.
working. Right, Catherine?
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Yeah,
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the budget cutting must stop.
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People, please.
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Budget cuts are a fact of life. If Jimmy
tells us to tighten our belts, well, I
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just say, how tight?
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Do you now?
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Yes, I do. I say, cinch it up nice and
snug so I can take it.
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You're damn right.
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But back in the early days of radio, all
they had were jungle drums beating the
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rhythmic message of traffic and weather
from village to village. But did they
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complain? Hell no.
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Do you hear me complaining?
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Hell no, because you got a massive
secret race that caused all these
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the first place. Exactly.
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You mean that Mr.
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James is taking all of our office
furniture so that he can give Bill more
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Uh -huh.
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That is completely bogus. And you, sir,
are completely bogus as well.
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It's only money, people. So one of us
makes a tad more of it than the rest. So
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what? Oh, hold up. Can you define tad?
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Two, maybe three times as much as
others. Four tops.
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Sixteen. Oh, my God!
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You get sixteen times what I get? Yes,
but it's really not that much. What are
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you talking about?
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Well, you make virtually nothing. So
sixteen times virtually nothing is...
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Years from now, when we're all making 16
times what Beth makes, we'll look back
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on this and laugh, won't we? Yes, of
course we will. Oh, what merry times
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will be.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, there.
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Matthew, right?
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Yeah.
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I'm thinking these might help clear up
the confusion that's in the air.
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Yeah, unless we get all mischievous and
switch them up on you. All right, bro?
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Oh, my God, I didn't even think about
that.
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All right, up here, bro.
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You know, Matthew, maybe it's just me,
Matthew, but you and Andrew, you don't
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really look that much alike.
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Yes, I do. What do you mean?
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Well, you're handsomer.
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You guys are completely identical, but
somehow you're more handsome.
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It really is a remarkable resemblance.
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No, it isn't. Yes, it is.
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No, in fact, it looks to me like they're
not really twins, that Matthew's
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adopted and his parents, who aren't
actually related to him in any way, were
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chicken to tell him the truth.
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I didn't tell him nothing.
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It was a lucky guess. Yeah, right. Lucky
guess.
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Lucky for me, if apparently not lucky
for him.
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Did you hear that?
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They just, they just said we're not
really twins.
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They said what?
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They said that we're not really twins
and that I was adopted.
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That's crazy, right?
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Uh,
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I don't know. I'll tell you this, bro,
but remember that time where we tested
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different blood types and I told you it
was because I got the test in advance?
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What?
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What, you didn't?
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Dude, we're still brothers, it's just
that we're not actually twins.
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And biologically speaking, we're not
actually brothers either.
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Oh, come on, we look so much alike.
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No, we don't.
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I'm three inches shorter than you are.
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You have blonde hair, I have brown hair.
You have blue eyes, I have green eyes.
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I can grow a beard.
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I'm Jewish.
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How old are you?
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28. And how old am I?
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29.
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Well, I thought you came out first.
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I didn't have the heart to tell you,
man.
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I just thought you'd figure it out on
your own.
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That poor, dumb,
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dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb guy.
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Well, you've really outdone yourself
today, Bill. You've alienated the entire
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staff, nearly stripped the office bare,
and you've broken poor Matthew's heart.
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You think I'm proud of myself?
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Everyone hates me now.
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And not like before when they all sort
of hated me either. This is the real
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stuff.
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And first things, why would you ask for
a raise so big it would cripple the
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station?
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Greed. All right, and what has that
greed gotten you?
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Money. And what can that money
ultimately buy?
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Happiness, but stop trying to cheer me
up.
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Please, I need your help. I will do
literally anything to patch things up
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the staff.
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Well, there's really only one thing you
can do, Bill. What?
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Give back the money so we can run the
station properly.
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Yeah, right.
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Seriously. I will do literally anything.
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Then give back the money.
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Right. If you think of anything, I'll be
right over here. Anything at all.
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So, what's everyone doing at quitting
time?
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You suck.
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Beth? You suck.
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Okay, I suck.
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Speaking of which, why don't we suck
down some drinks on me, of course. How
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about it? Such a pying old jackass.
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All right. Maybe some other time.
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You suck.
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How are you holding up?
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Fine. Everyone hates me, but fine.
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Oh, I... I don't hate you.
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Well, thank heaven for small miracles.
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Hey, where's Andrew?
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Oh, he's coming up. He's gonna... We're
gonna go out to dinner.
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This has been a tough day for you, too,
hasn't it? Tougher than you know.
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Well, at least you got your brother to
help you through this.
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Even though he's not technically your
brother. You know what I'm saying.
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Actually, I'm...
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It's better for me this way, that it's
all out in the open.
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Right, because now you can go find your
real parents. You know, the ones who
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decided they didn't want you for some
reason.
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Bill, come on.
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Don't be an idiot.
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I'm not the one that's adopted, okay?
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Andrew's the one that's adopted.
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No way.
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Hey.
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I've just been pretending to be twins
all these years so that he wouldn't be
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upset. If Andrew knew... He was adopted.
It would crush him.
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Hold on.
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How can you be sure he's the one who's
adopted?
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Get real, Bill. What do you think I am,
stupid?
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Here.
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Picture.
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It's my parents right there. You tell
me.
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Whoa. I guess you can be sure.
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Tell no one.
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Does your mother always wear a tie?
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Not to my dad.
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Hey, bro.
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Ready to get some dinner?
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Here you are. Let's go.
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You know, Andrew, your brother is one
hell of a guy.
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Yeah, I know.
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Why his real parents didn't want him,
I'll never know.
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Well, they probably just didn't love me.
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No biggie. Let's go.
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We're busy.
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A bit of a change of heart, and I want
to give the money back.
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Really, Bill? I'm very impressed.
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You're a bigger man than I am, Gunga
Den.
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What,
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200 bucks?
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That's all?
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Well, I can't give back all the money.
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Seriously, if you have any ideas.
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Well, you know, it doesn't really
matter, Bill. I think we've come up with
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solution. Yeah, tell him, Robert.
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Well, what we can do is... See,
according to Robert, we can write off
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salary as there's a second job in
another division that's running a budget
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surplus.
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What does that mean?
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Tell him, Robert.
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See, what Robert means is if we give you
a fake job, you know, like, say, a
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creative consultant or an executive pool
supervisor, we can write off your raise
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on a technicality.
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And that'll work? Oh, yeah, if it works
for you, it works for us.
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Well, it works for me.
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Let's do it. All righty.
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Great, Bill. See, I knew we could solve
this. Nice doing business with you,
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gentlemen. Say, Dave, why don't you come
on out to the house this weekend? Oh,
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sure, that would be my very great
pleasure.
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Can I come?
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Oh, sure, yes, of course.
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You're really making me go through with
this.
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Oh, I gotta get my money's worth, Bill.
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But I thought this was a made -up job, a
technicality.
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Well, technically, that was a lie.
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You missed a leaf over there.
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Leap over there
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for the guests.
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That's where I draw the line. Good dog.
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Dave, the accountant on line one.
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Tell him I'm busy.
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Okay.
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I'm just going to go downstairs for a
while, okay?
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Fine. I'm going downstairs.
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I think I said that was fine. Dave, you
have to look.
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Why?
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Beth, I've seen that one thing.
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Seen what, Dave?
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Taking the escalator, Joe?
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Yep.
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Beth?
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I can't hear you, Dave. I'm downstairs.
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Very amusing, Beth. Now get back to
work.
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Whatever you say, Dave.
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