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Yes, you're talking about that. In that
thing? Yes. Okay.
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And that does the whole thing right.
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Good, good.
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Aha, as I see it, you stormed the dean's
office.
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Well, what do you demand?
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I think that's a college monster.
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Ah, I wasn't in college either. Me
neither.
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Hit it, my brother.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zeit für meinen
jährlichen Urlaub. Ich werde ein
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fischen. Sie wissen schon, an der
frischen Luft sein. Ah, klingt sehr
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Oh, ich hoffe nicht. Ich hasse Erholung.
Deswegen haben wir auch das Ding hier.
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Verstehe. Sie fangen die Fische und
halten sie mit Krankenhausapparaturen
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künstlich am Leben.
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Was du hier siehst, ist ein
ultramodernes Satellitenfunkgerät. Ich
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Garelli 1000. Ganz recht. Auf die Art
und Weise bleibe ich in ständigem
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mit euch Kindern hier im Büro. Jetzt
wartet mal ganz kurz. Kleiner Test,
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Funktioniert das Ding? Ja, pass auf.
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Dave's Büro, bitte kommen, bitte kommen.
Hier ist das Pausenzimmer. Dave's Büro,
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bitte melden.
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Hier ist Dave's Büro. Wir hören, sie
laufen deutlich.
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Pausenzimmer over.
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Und das Pausenzimmer sagt alles okidoki.
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Spooky. Tja, wie es aussieht, haben wir
jetzt einen Sender im Sender.
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Ist das nicht ein scharfes Gerät? Hier
sind die Promos, Dave.
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Oh, danke. Hey, habt ihr diese Kopfhörer
gesehen, die Jimmy aufhat?
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Wenn man reich ist, kann man ja ruhig
aussehen wie ein Armleuchter.
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Wer war das?
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Ich bin's, Matthew.
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Okay, bleiben Sie, wo Sie sind.
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Okey -dokey.
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Matthew, komm her.
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Sieh nur.
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Was ist das da?
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Oh.
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Ja?
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Was? Oh.
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Hi, Mr. Oh, wow, tolle Kopfhörer. Danke,
das ist so eine Art walkie -talkie.
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Hey, wollen Sie mir helfen, es
auszuprobieren? Ja, klar. Gut, gut,
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sich hier hin und dann probieren wir es
aus, okay? Ja, klar. In Ordnung.
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Können Sie mich hören?
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Ich kann Sie hören, hören Sie mich?
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Nein, nein, nicht so gut. Können Sie
noch ein Stück zurückgehen?
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Ein Stück zurück? Ja.
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Test, eins, zwei, drei.
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Nein, nein, noch ein Stück.
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Können Sie mich hören, Mr. James? Bitte
kommen.
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Au revoir.
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Weiser hindert kein Angestellter der
Jimmy James Incorporated das Recht,
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anderen Angestellten aufgrund seiner
Rate, seines Glaubensbekenntnisses,
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Geschlechts oder seiner sexuellen
Orientierung zu diskriminieren. Absatz
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Frage.
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Ja, bitte?
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Was ist Glaubensbekenntnis? Ach, komm
schon.
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Na gut, ein Glaubensbekenntnis ist...
Ein anerkanntes System geteilter
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Überzeugungen religiöser oder anderer
Natur.
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Oh, also du dachtest dich über das, was
jemand glaubt, nicht lustig machen.
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Ah, und wenn es was Verrücktes ist? Zum
Beispiel, dass die alten Ägypter
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eigentlich Marsmenschen auf der Suche
nach Wasser waren.
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Und was soll daran bitte verrückt sein?
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Wollen wir mal sehen. Ich bin Marsmensch
und brauche Wasser. Also fliege ich,
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wer weiß, wie viele tausende von
Meilen... 34 ,6 Millionen. 34 ,6
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Meilen zur Erde, um dann in eine Wüste
zu landen. Klingt wirklich überzeugend.
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Es war nicht immer eine Wüste. Denk mal
drüber nach.
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Absatz 18. Alle Beschwerden gegen
Mitarbeiter müssen anonym im
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abgegeben werden. Sobald ihr diese
Richtlinien gelesen habt, unterschreibt
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beigehältete Formular und gebt es der...
Frage.
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Was?
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Frage.
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Ja, bitte.
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Wir haben keinen Meckerkasten. Joe, bei
uns ein Meckerkasten. Okay.
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So.
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Warte, ich hab das noch nicht gelesen.
Als ich das letzte Mal was
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hab, ohne es zu lesen, musste ich ein
Jahr lang Bildsachen zur Reinigung
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Okay,
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und vergiss nicht, geh nicht zu nah ans
Mikrofon.
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Okay, but not so much. This is a Garelli
5000 sound recording system.
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This is incredibly sensitive.
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So try not to make any external noises.
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I understand.
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Can we start now? Sure.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on. I hear some
background noise.
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I can't hear anything. Yeah, it's like a
click.
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You know what? Take off your armrests.
That could help.
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Und deine Ringe, deine Ringe.
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Und in deiner Bluse, in deiner Bluse
da... Wow,
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jetzt habe ich einen Klicken und einen
Klingeln.
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Hi Dave.
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So, ich bin jetzt am See angekommen und
wollte mal das alte Satellitenfunkgerät
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ausprobieren. Scheint prima zu
funktionieren. Was habe ich bisher
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Nicht viel, wir haben anderthalb Stunden
verschwendet, um die Richtlinien für
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Angestellte durchzugehen. Das war
überhaupt keine Zeitverschwendung, Dave.
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Oh,
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that's me.
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Ah, wie sieht er aus?
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Wie ein Meckerkasten.
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Wen wundert es nach dieser detaillierten
Beschreibung?
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Du weißt es ja nicht, dass ich eine
Klinge einbaue. Habe ich auch nicht.
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Ich habe einen Sommer dran gemacht.
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Großartig, danke. Herr Dave, ist Beth in
der Nähe? Ja, wollen Sie mit ihr reden?
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Aha.
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Und? Haben Sie schon irgendwelche Fische
umgebracht, Mr. B?
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Now go.
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I hear something. Ja, hattest du zwei
Portionen mit entramter Milch.
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Das ist verblüffend. Und was ist das
Hintergrundgeräusch? Moment.
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Sekunde. Dave will mich sprechen.
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Ja, David?
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Ja, Bill, ich hab dich gerade gesucht.
Ich weiß, ich weiß. Und übrigens, wie
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der Zwieback, den du zum Frühstück
hattest? Ich hab seit Jahren keinen
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gegessen. Oh, du musst ganz schön
verstopft sein. Hast du nie meinen
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Darmreinigungstypen angerufen?
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Okay.
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I understand.
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Thank you for reminding me.
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I'll try to be more sensitive in the
future.
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Wait. At least listen to what the
complaint was.
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Please tell me that we're not forced to
do such a therapeutic role -playing
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game. No, of course not. But apparently
you named someone a baby.
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Who? That's irrelevant.
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And besides, the cards are anonymous.
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Matthew.
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Why do you call Matthew baby?
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Are you sure it wasn't a baby?
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I can't tell you that.
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It was Matthew. I knew it.
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Das habe ich nicht gesagt. Musstest du
nicht.
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Die Augen sind das Fenster zum Schädel,
mein Freund.
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Zur Seele.
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Für die, die eine haben, ja.
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Na gut, danke, Bill. Und bitte
revanchier dich nicht, okay?
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Danke.
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Du weißt, wenn ein Angestellter eine
Beschwerde gegen einen anderen
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einreicht, dann ist es die Pflicht des
Vorgesetzten auf offiziellem Weg, eine
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Lösung herbeizuführen und so weiter und
so weiter, okay? Dann kannst du gehen,
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danke. Warte, Moment mal. Wenn es eine
Beschwerde gibt, müssen wir das klären.
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I think we should talk about it.
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That's not necessary.
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I think so, because I really tell boring
stories.
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Didn't you notice that?
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Whatever it is, no one is working. I
think so.
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I mean, people are trying to work and
I'm there and tell boring stories, blah,
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blah, blah.
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I can't work anymore because I keep
giving blah, blah, blah from me.
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God, you wrote the complaint yourself,
didn't you?
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I can't give this information to the
price.
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Yes, I have.
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But you don't know that from me.
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You're crazy.
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No, I'm not even here. What?
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Lisa,
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can I talk to my office for a moment?
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But I'm not taking you into the bathroom
with me.
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Responsibility to seek a satisfactory
resolution... Are we going to be
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this up any time soon?
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Through the official channels.
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All right, let me go.
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Matthew is upset because I wouldn't let
him use my nail file.
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No, I'm...
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I'm afraid it's a little more serious
than that. Oh.
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My eyelash curler. You know, I'm legally
bound here.
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If I don't respond to each of these
complaints officially, I could be sued
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fired. What's the complaint?
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All right.
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Some person or persons seem to feel that
you get special treatment because you
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are sleeping with the boss.
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That's ridiculous.
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These complaints are getting more and
more ludicrous by the second. That's
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crazy. Oh, actually, I don't agree. I
think this is the first legitimate
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complaint I've had all day. Dave, I am
not sleeping with Mr. James.
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I think the boss they're probably
referring to is me.
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Oh.
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Right. Yeah. I'm sorry. Oh, well.
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It's still crazy, though. Name one thing
I get from you the rest of the staff
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does. Well, for starters, there's my...
Besides that?
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Uh... Look, I know this is a subject we
both try to avoid, but if even one
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person feels this way, we should try to
be sensitive to it.
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You're right.
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Mm -hmm.
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Dave, you know, if you tore up that
little complaint, I'm sure I could make
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worth your while.
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Really?
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Oh, now, see, that was... Totally
unethical. And completely inappropriate.
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And I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid you
leave me no choice but to pursue this
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through official channels.
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All right, I take the complaint box very
seriously, and I seem to be the only
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one who does.
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I complained about the complaint box.
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Delicious.
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Bill, I'm serious. I'm not amused, all
right? I happen to be the one who has to
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deal with all of these complaints, no
matter how stupid they are. Well, Dave,
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how stupid could they be?
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Well, let's have a look here.
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You suck.
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You suck.
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Howard Stern rules.
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If you can read this, you are a dork.
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Coupon for one free kiss from Joe if you
are a girl.
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Need more complaint cards.
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Coupon for one free kiss from Joe if you
are a guy.
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Hey. You will go on a journey. Happy
long time.
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Matthew is a moron.
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No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
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No, I'm not infinity.
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Yes, you are infinity plus one.
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And this one, I have doobie in my funk,
which I assume is a reference to the
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Parliament Funkadelic song, Chocolate
City.
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You've got peanut butter in my
chocolate.
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You've got chocolate in my peanut
butter. Together they taste like crap.
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Matthew has been staring at me all day,
and I love it.
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I don't quite get this one. It says, I
try to be good, hard worker man, but
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refrigerator so messy.
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So, so messy.
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I think that one's probably from Milos
the janitor.
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Oh, refrigerator.
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Oh, then that one's legitimate.
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Who's the black private dick? Who's the
sex machine with all the chicks?
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Shaft! I thought we'd all enjoy that.
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And help, I'm being held prisoner in a
complaint box.
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This is actually kind of funny.
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Seriously, guys.
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I know it seems silly, but the complaint
box can serve a useful purpose if we
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don't abuse it with, you know, petty
bitching and a bunch of jokes, all
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All right, so that's pretty much it. So,
thanks. Meeting adjourned. Okay.
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Listen, you guys, seriously, has anybody
seen Mr. James? He's on a fishing trip.
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No, no. I mean, have you seen the box
that Mr. James is in?
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Let me see if I can explain this to you,
Beth.
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Jimmy isn't actually in the box. I know
that, Bill, but we had an argument and
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he disappeared.
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What's he doing now?
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Uh, John Travolta's dancing around
really funny. Hey, wait a minute, wait a
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minute. You sure this isn't Pulp
Fiction?
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No, it's the angel one, you know, with
the wings? Oh, yeah. Oh, wait a minute.
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He's dancing funny again.
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Where's Mr. James?
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He's fishing, Dave.
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No, the voice box thing. I need to talk
to him.
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I lost him, Dave.
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Dave, he's just this tiny little box
somewhere out there in that great big
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Well, don't worry. We'll get the coffee
machine, the printer, and the fax
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machine together and we'll form a search
party.
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So then, at the very end, he and the old
lady dance off into heaven.
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Not really.
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Whoa, we're here.
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Mr. James, you are back!
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Hey, sweetie!
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Hi! Where have you been? Beth and I have
been worried sick.
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Oh, hi there. Oh, we went to a movie.
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Hey, give Brian here 50 bucks first
time, plus the price of two tickets.
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you think about petty cash?
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Uh, actually, I only paid for one
ticket. I snuck Jimmy in under my coat.
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Well, then you let me pay for popcorn.
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You had popcorn?
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Well, I was saying that when one
employee lodges a complaint against
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employee, it is the responsibility of
the... Dave, Dave, I'm on vacation here.
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If someone complained about me, can't
you give me my official reprimand or
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whatever the hell it is when I get back?
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Well, sir, you see, the problem is that
this particular complaint was lodged
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against me.
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I was lecturing the staff on not using
the complaint box for, you know, petty
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moaning and bitching, and apparently
someone complained about my use of the
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bitch.
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Okay, this is actually a very serious
matter. No, no, it really isn't. You
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I'm pretty sure it was just a joke.
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What does that mean? That means I'm
going to have to report you to my chief
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legal counsel so we can resolve this.
Come on, this is ridiculous. Hey, it's
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me, Dave. It's the lawyers.
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Oh, but the lawyers are a bunch of
jackasses.
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Oh, boy.
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That Bobby B word, as I call it, is
merely a class three pejorative. Your
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the term jackass, particularly to
describe a member of the illegal
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something this company cannot accept.
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I didn't say that you specifically were
a jackass. I just... Please, Mr.
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Nelson, what my client means to say is
that he... This is all ridiculous
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because I was the one who filed the
complaint about the B word, and I was
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joking. Please, Ms.
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Miller, what my client means to say...
All right, all right, everybody just
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up for a second. This has gotten
completely out of control. Why can't we
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all get along? Jimmy, please, Jimmy,
please.
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Mr. James only means to impede the due
course of the regulations enacted by the
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corporation. Hey, Roger, you sound
funny.
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Yeah, I'm on speaking phone, Jimmy.
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Oh, yeah?
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Me too. Where the hell are you?
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I'll be honest with you. I'm fishing at
that lake I was telling you about.
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I've had nightmares like this.
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Joe.
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Joe! Yeah, I'm getting a good read on
it. It's definitely clicking.
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Oh, it just stopped.
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There it goes again.
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Joe, this clicking, does it sound
anything like plastic?
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Yeah, but like a... Clicky plastic.
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Mm -hmm. Like maybe plastic clicking
against something, like, say, the spokes
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a cheap slap together reel -to -reel?
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Could be.
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Could be.
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And could this plastic be, I don't know,
maybe a label with the words
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Gorelli 5000 on it?
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Huh.
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I don't know.
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The Grelly 4000 have the exact same
defect.
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Don't! Don't!
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Okay, we gotta get out of here. Right
now. I'm serious.
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All
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right,
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tension, everybody.
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After consultation with Mr. James'
corporate lawyers, we now have a new
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concerning complaints.
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Before a complaint can be put into the
box, it must be filled out on one of
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these forms in triplicate. No carbons or
photocopies will be accepted. Thank
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you, and good night.
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I don't have time for this.
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Champ, I got to take off. Would you mind
finishing this for me? Oh, yeah.
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No problema, do you?
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Hey,
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wait, Bill.
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What is this supposed to mean about
Matthew always spends too much time
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out paperwork?
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Well, I'll sell him.
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Have a seat, sir.
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Hey, what?
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Shh, shh, shh. Just hang on. Keep it
down for a second. All right, well, when
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one employee lodges a complaint this
night... Hey, I'm serious.
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I'm serious. Shut up.
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Sir, this isn't easy for me. Yeah, well,
I think I see an alligator about ten
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yards away, so it isn't exactly easy for
me either, is it?
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Oh, uh...
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I'm sorry, sir. I'm talking to myself,
Dave. Oh, yeah, that gator's swimming
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right towards me.
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Sir, maybe you should try to, uh...
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Sir, are you okay?
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