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What?
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What? Put that thing up. We don't have
time for that.
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We need to focus. Man, really?
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Fine,
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fine, fine, fine. Okay. What are we
doing? Okay.
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Front door.
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All right.
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So we're going to be known criminals?
Bless you, my child.
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Bless you.
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Peace be with you.
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Okay. Come on. All right. Peace be with
you.
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Peace be with you.
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That's better than what you're saying.
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Ready to go?
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What we're going to do is be known for
criminals and robbing houses and broad
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daylight. Do you see how bright it is?
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I saw it on the news. It's like a new
thing.
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Do you like everything you see on the
news?
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Look at you.
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I mean, I'm polishing a turd with you
anyway, but are you trying to make it
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impossible this year?
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What's the matter?
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You look like a video game playing
virgin.
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I love video games.
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Don't you dare say that as a pageant.
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Got to get my crown back.
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Someday. Somehow.
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Are you a superstar or a stagehand?
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Don't make me say that.
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Are you a superstar or a stagehand?
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Mom. Say it.
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I'm a superstar.
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And why is that?
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Because I'm your daughter.
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My only daughter.
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I'd have another one if your father had
left because of you.
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I think he left because you were popping
Valium like they were now and later.
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You're very funny, sweetie.
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Hail Mary. Hail Mary full of grace.
Yeah, full of grace.
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idea. Yeah.
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It's smart.
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Daily robbery.
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Don't you guys watch the fucking news?
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Or even Google that shit. Totally
fucking Google that shit.
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Where's your safe?
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Real house like whatever the fuck we
are. You are.
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Where is it?
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Come on. We know you suck dick for those
diamonds.
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There's no dick diamonds.
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I need to help them. We don't have...
any dick diamonds.
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We don't have any dick diamonds. Zero
dick diamonds.
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My husband left and he took the dick and
the diamonds.
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Why would he do that?
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Pagans. Well, pagans pills.
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Pagans?
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What do you mean pagans?
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Oh, honey, just the big four.
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You're looking at a former Miss
Riverside.
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She's never been Miss Modest.
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What's your name?
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Oh, my name's Pam, and this is my pill
-popping mother, Wendy.
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Yeah, I'm going to need a tour. This is
really sickeningly sad.
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Pam, I want you to take me over there,
show me around, and if you lie to me,
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going to put you over my knee.
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Is that your sash?
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One of them.
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One? You have more?
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So many.
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How'd you come to show me? Come on, go.
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Go.
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Come on.
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Get in there.
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Sit right here.
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These your trophies?
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No.
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Those are my idiot daughters.
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Pretty dress.
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What about that? Is that yours?
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It's from when I won Miss Hammond.
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And this is from when I won Miss Mojave.
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So pretty.
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Do you want to try it on?
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I don't know.
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I bet it would fit you.
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It's just your size.
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You think so?
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Oh, yes. You have an amazing figure. I'm
sure of it.
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All right.
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No harm, right? All right.
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Have you ever been in a pageant?
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No, never. You know, I just always
wanted to try to go to one. But my mom
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horrible. She just... She had to feed me
through jail cells.
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Do you know who that is?
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No. She was born in jail?
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No. All the other women. I guess my mom
had to save me from being raped by these
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older fucking people.
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Have you ever had a bad fucking mom?
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Not that bad.
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My mom confuses milk with gin.
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Well, you should.
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She has a day like robbery.
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It sounds like you have a hard life, but
it's nothing compared to my daughter
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who just sits around eating chips when
she's supposed to be getting ready for
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the pageant and practicing her talent.
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What do you mean chips? Do you have a
talent? What do you do?
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I mean, other than robberies and things.
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I don't know. I've always wanted to,
uh... I thought my talent was walking. I
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can strut really well.
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But... Okay.
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My mom never believes in me. Can you
think?
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This has to go. This is ugly right
there. Take that off. Yes, it's not
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attractive, dear.
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Take it off.
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Oh, that's much better. Look at your
hair. Oh, yeah.
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I could work with this.
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Mm -hmm.
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What do you think? Do you like it? Oh, I
do.
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I've never had anything like that.
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I got so drunk at senior prom, she asked
me to burn my dress.
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Oh, no. You poor baby.
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Well, I'm going to make it all better.
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Are you coming on to me?
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Wait. Oh, no. You're on my thing. You
have to wear this.
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Baby, I want to play over here.
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Miss Riverside.
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No, Miss Mojave.
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If you're a good girl, I'll show you
Miss Riverside.
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All of it, baby. I have a million
outfits that look so good on you.
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Put this on.
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Turn around. Good girl.
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Oh, yeah. Hold it up like that, baby.
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Right there. Like a nice updo for you, I
think.
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You know my hair used to never be long?
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So tell me, do you want to be a
superstar or a stagehand?
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I want to be a superstar.
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That's the right answer.
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You're a dirty girl.
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I had you on my posters on my walls.
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You're welcome.
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I like you.
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I wish
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my
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mom was just like you.
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Because mom would be looking at yours.
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Oh, the dress. I'm so sorry.
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Oh, no.
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You're so hot.
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I got you.
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Spank it baby.
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Right
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there
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baby.
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That's a dirty girl.
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Good job.
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Is that her?
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I see your fingers.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Right there. Right there?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck you.
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Harder. Yes.
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Yes.
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Yeah, all the way.
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It's like a popsicle.
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Not you.
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Not me.
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Pull up my dress.
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Up, up, up. Woo!
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Now we go.
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You're a little bit crazy, aren't you?
I'm sorry.
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I mean, we definitely love you.
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It's a really valid point.
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Thank God for school.
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Oh, this is so good.
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You just erased the mess.
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Oh, yes.
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Y 'all
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I mean, so naughty.
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Bye.
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Right here. There.
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Right
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here.
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Pull it open.
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Oh, baby.
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Yes. Yes.
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Oh, you sexy fucking beast.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, so good.
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Oh,
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yeah,
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baby. Stay right there.
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Right.
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It's so weird.
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We're going to have to work on that
shoelace.
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Oh shit,
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baby. Oh fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah. Do it, baby.
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You're so fast.
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Don't leave it on the floor.
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Come here. I'll treat you like a
princess.
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Thanks to your fucking rep.
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Yay!
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My reward.
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You're a better girl.
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Yeah, baby, look right up.
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Oh, fuck. You're a dirty girl.
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Oh,
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fuck. Oh, baby.
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Oh,
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shit.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Rub it. Rub it together.
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Oh, I can smell it. No, it's like that
shit.
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I hope you like the taste of cum in your
face.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh, my God. Shake it.
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This is how little my family is.
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Yes, just like that.
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Yes.
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Oh, my God. Oh,
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my God.
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You make me come so hard.
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Oh, wow.
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I can't remember how fucking gorgeous
you are.
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Oh, that's hot. Yes.
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Don't stick her on there.
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Oh, baby.
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Yeah, do it like that.
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Yeah,
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come on, baby.
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Eat it like that.
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Yeah,
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so do it all.
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Just like that.
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Just like that. Eat it all, baby.
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Oh yeah, right there.
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All the way up.
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So is this how you won the pageant?
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Stupid
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fucking
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hair.
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Oh.
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Oh my god, this is impossible.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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I just want to make you so proud.
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Thank you.
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forever and stay here and do pageants
with you.
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Oh, you're so much more fun than Pam.
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I'm going to take you to all the
pageants. Please.
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Oh, yes.
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And I'm going to give you fancy hairdos
and pretty shoes.
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Come on. Let's put the dress back on. I
need to know where the money is.
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I know it's here somewhere. I know it's
in this room, so let me know where it
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is. I'm telling you. Keep going.
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We have no money here. Gotta be here
somewhere. See there?
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Here?
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Here? Lady, we have no money. You don't
understand.
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My mom lives all of her money, all of
our money on pageants and pills.
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My dad even took all of our pictures.
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We don't even have pictures on our walls
anymore.
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Okay? Okay?
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No.
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00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,540
to be kidding me. You have to have some
money around here because you're
274
00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:34,540
ridiculous.
275
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,480
I'm telling you.
276
00:44:38,460 --> 00:44:44,540
No, there's no money. This lady's crazy.
My mom's crazy, okay?
277
00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:49,120
She blows all of her money trying to
make me win all these pageants when I
278
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:54,460
lost more pageants than... I think I
hold the record for the amount of
279
00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:57,980
lost in a year, okay? Because I don't
want to do pageants.
280
00:44:58,220 --> 00:44:59,440
And my mom buys...
281
00:45:02,990 --> 00:45:03,990
to put in my mouth
282
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,680
Do you know how to work a gun?
283
00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:44,420
Let me show you.
284
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,800
Can I trust you?
285
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,160
Why not?
286
00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:54,480
I think I could do it.
287
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:58,800
I think that
288
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:05,700
I would be good.
289
00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:09,480
I mean, I think I would be really good.
290
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:39,860
So do you think I could maybe, think I
could go with you?
291
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:48,380
Because your daughter doesn't seem to be
much help, and I think I'm more cut out
292
00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:50,260
for this kind of work. I think you're
right.
293
00:46:50,620 --> 00:46:53,260
Well, I don't know. I don't know. You've
got to prove yourself to me a little
294
00:46:53,260 --> 00:46:59,100
bit. I think I need you to help me out a
little bit, or maybe convince me that
295
00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:00,140
you're actually worth it.
296
00:47:25,230 --> 00:47:26,230
Just walk in here.
297
01:00:41,450 --> 01:00:42,470
She is thinking harder.
298
01:00:42,870 --> 01:00:44,750
She is harder.
299
01:00:45,850 --> 01:00:47,990
One more time, please.
300
01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:18,870
Thank you.
301
01:06:07,470 --> 01:06:08,470
Bye.
302
01:09:58,570 --> 01:09:59,570
Thank you.
303
01:10:51,660 --> 01:10:52,660
Bye.
304
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:33,080
Oh my God.
305
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:06,680
Thank you.
306
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:18,760
I just want to let you know you're the
worst mom ever, and I want to trade
307
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:22,940
mommy. She likes me. She actually
dresses me up and wants to take me to
308
01:20:22,940 --> 01:20:23,940
pageants.
309
01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:25,160
You fucking suck.
310
01:20:25,540 --> 01:20:26,540
We want to trade.
311
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:29,040
You think that makes her a good mom?
312
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:30,320
Yes.
313
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:32,700
Can I stay with you?
314
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:35,780
You can stay with me. You'd be a better
daughter anyway.
315
01:20:36,460 --> 01:20:38,100
Yeah, we're going to be Bonnie and
Bonnie.
316
01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:41,220
This is the best idea ever.
317
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:43,780
Have so much fun, you guys.
318
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:45,139
Hi Wendy!
319
01:20:45,140 --> 01:20:49,200
Have fun with your pill!
320
01:20:50,620 --> 01:20:51,780
Your new daughter!
321
01:21:38,540 --> 01:21:39,099
You have to be moist.
322
01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:43,460
You have to be able to shine from the
stage. You have to be able to glow,
323
01:21:44,020 --> 01:21:45,620
I'm not fighting you so much.
324
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:50,720
What?
325
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:53,140
I just wanted to have fun.
326
01:21:54,220 --> 01:21:55,220
Up to history!
327
01:21:57,780 --> 01:22:04,220
You know that we're all 400 calories,
400 squats, 400 crunches.
328
01:22:09,770 --> 01:22:10,770
What are you thinking?
329
01:22:13,370 --> 01:22:15,610
Mom, am I pretty?
330
01:22:16,470 --> 01:22:17,650
Of course, honey.
331
01:22:18,210 --> 01:22:19,390
You think I'm pretty?
332
01:22:19,770 --> 01:22:21,890
Yes. I made you.
333
01:22:23,290 --> 01:22:24,310
You're gorgeous.
334
01:22:25,270 --> 01:22:27,810
Don't mess up the pot. I feel really,
really dry.
335
01:22:29,270 --> 01:22:33,170
Seriously? I've literally doused you in
five coats of this stuff.
336
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:41,320
Take this stuff a little bit too
seriously sometimes.
337
01:22:43,300 --> 01:22:44,320
Too serious?
338
01:22:44,740 --> 01:22:46,700
Mom, you don't win if you're not
serious.
339
01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:48,980
This is a pageant, Mom.
340
01:22:49,420 --> 01:22:54,600
Mom. I think that you are really missing
out on so much of your childhood, being
341
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:57,680
so invested into this. Take it way too
seriously.
342
01:22:58,340 --> 01:23:00,540
It's not all about winning, you know?
343
01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:05,180
It's more about having fun and having an
experience. Mom, it's all about
344
01:23:05,180 --> 01:23:06,900
winning. It's all about winning.
345
01:23:07,430 --> 01:23:13,230
Oh, it's not all about winning. I won
once, but I had the crowd on my side.
346
01:23:13,790 --> 01:23:14,790
You know?
347
01:23:14,890 --> 01:23:16,830
This is not how you win a pageant!
348
01:23:19,130 --> 01:23:22,770
I just want to have fun. This is not the
army, Mom.
349
01:23:23,590 --> 01:23:25,710
Why can't I eat? Okay, don't stab me.
350
01:23:26,370 --> 01:23:30,770
No, this is not the army. And yes, it's
fun. It's fun to win.
351
01:23:31,030 --> 01:23:35,250
Every time I won, I had so much fun. It
was lovely.
352
01:23:35,930 --> 01:23:37,610
Walking around with my crown.
353
01:23:37,830 --> 01:23:38,830
That's fun.
354
01:23:39,490 --> 01:23:45,230
Being able to have my little dad that
said miss whatever it was.
355
01:23:45,830 --> 01:23:47,010
That was fun.
356
01:23:47,530 --> 01:23:50,270
There is nothing fun about being a
loser.
357
01:23:50,870 --> 01:23:51,870
Oh, look at you.
358
01:23:52,410 --> 01:23:53,970
I am so proud of you.
359
01:23:54,310 --> 01:23:56,530
I mean, yes,
360
01:23:57,610 --> 01:24:01,630
you have your father's skin tone and
it's not that great. However, you have
361
01:24:01,630 --> 01:24:03,890
cheekbones. Look at that.
362
01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:08,160
You look so much like me.
363
01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:10,000
Even though I didn't always win.
364
01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:16,780
And I did more things with my life. I
didn't focus so hard on one thing and
365
01:24:16,780 --> 01:24:19,320
out on so much other. All I want to do
is win.
366
01:24:19,900 --> 01:24:24,200
Anyway, can you please practice this
mouth exercise with me?
367
01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:26,040
No.
368
01:24:26,260 --> 01:24:27,940
Really? Come on.
369
01:24:43,660 --> 01:24:44,660
Do it with feeling.
370
01:24:44,900 --> 01:24:45,900
There you go.
371
01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:48,460
Right side of your foot. Smile there.
372
01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:49,700
Mmm.
373
01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:51,260
Work those cheekbones.
374
01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:52,840
Or left hand side.
375
01:24:53,240 --> 01:24:54,340
Or right hand side.
376
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:55,760
Mmm.
377
01:24:58,460 --> 01:25:00,820
So, what do you want for lunch today?
378
01:25:01,060 --> 01:25:03,060
You know, Julia's coming over. Carter.
379
01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:06,180
Um, we don't eat.
380
01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:07,520
Julia doesn't eat.
381
01:25:09,180 --> 01:25:10,460
Yeah, Julia.
382
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:11,800
Hmm.
383
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,920
That's not a good example that you
should be following, by the way.
384
01:25:16,660 --> 01:25:18,620
Stop it. Julia's the best ever.
385
01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:25,460
No, she takes things way too seriously,
and she wins for the wrong reasons. Let
386
01:25:25,460 --> 01:25:26,460
me tell you that right now.
387
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:29,020
God, I'm not looking forward to seeing
that Brittany.
388
01:25:29,380 --> 01:25:30,880
She likes Brittany. She's fun.
389
01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:34,540
She likes me to eat Pop -Tarts and have
fun all the time.
390
01:25:35,140 --> 01:25:37,800
I don't really care. I don't care what
they get to do.
391
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:39,260
Darcy's never going to win.
392
01:25:39,620 --> 01:25:40,620
You're going to win.
393
01:25:41,930 --> 01:25:42,930
and her daughter?
394
01:25:43,070 --> 01:25:44,070
B -level.
395
01:25:44,450 --> 01:25:45,450
You're A -level.
396
01:25:46,030 --> 01:25:47,030
No, I'm not.
397
01:25:49,970 --> 01:25:51,350
Oh. Oh.
398
01:25:51,730 --> 01:25:52,730
Okay.
399
01:25:55,010 --> 01:25:56,010
Okay.
400
01:25:56,230 --> 01:25:59,070
Tic -tac. I have a tic -tac. Would you
like one?
401
01:25:59,310 --> 01:26:00,310
No, thank you, Mom.
402
01:26:00,770 --> 01:26:01,770
I have one.
403
01:26:02,050 --> 01:26:03,210
Oh. Just one.
404
01:26:12,970 --> 01:26:16,530
You know, it's so great having you and
Carter out here to the country.
405
01:26:16,770 --> 01:26:18,730
You know, with all the pollution and
everything.
406
01:26:19,210 --> 01:26:21,290
Yes, it is lovely out here.
407
01:26:22,410 --> 01:26:27,970
There's this dirt and dust and it upsets
my allergies.
408
01:26:28,310 --> 01:26:29,630
But, yes, it's lovely.
409
01:26:31,350 --> 01:26:35,190
So, Carter, I know it's really great to
see you. And I heard from your mom
410
01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:37,270
you're doing so good in school. Are you
straight A's?
411
01:26:37,530 --> 01:26:38,710
Yeah, I'm doing great.
412
01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:46,760
How are the pageants going?
413
01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:49,520
Oh my gosh, Julia, I'm so excited.
414
01:26:50,440 --> 01:26:52,920
I'm for sure going to win this pageant.
415
01:26:53,220 --> 01:26:54,220
Aww.
416
01:26:54,760 --> 01:26:57,100
I love that you dream so high.
417
01:26:59,260 --> 01:27:02,280
Yeah, be careful though because, you
know, sometimes it can be really...
418
01:27:49,689 --> 01:27:50,890
Oh my gosh,
419
01:27:53,250 --> 01:27:54,790
your mom is so much fun.
420
01:27:55,050 --> 01:27:56,050
She's so cool.
421
01:27:56,710 --> 01:27:57,750
I guess so.
422
01:27:58,650 --> 01:28:00,910
Your mom is absolutely amazing.
423
01:28:01,190 --> 01:28:02,690
She's so beautiful.
424
01:28:03,110 --> 01:28:05,650
She's worn so many pageants.
425
01:28:47,880 --> 01:28:48,880
that makes you proud?
426
01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:50,120
That's not funny.
427
01:28:51,480 --> 01:28:52,480
Much better.
428
01:28:53,060 --> 01:28:54,800
Looks like you care a little bit more.
429
01:28:55,620 --> 01:28:56,900
Smile. Fingers up.
430
01:28:57,640 --> 01:28:58,640
Nice.
431
01:28:59,020 --> 01:29:00,660
How about you jump in?
432
01:29:39,150 --> 01:29:45,590
This is where we practice reflection in
a negative situation.
433
01:29:46,650 --> 01:29:47,650
All right, then.
434
01:29:48,090 --> 01:29:50,410
Well, you know what? I'm going to give
you a question real quick.
435
01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:30,380
Put your head up high.
436
01:30:31,180 --> 01:30:32,640
Smile big for the judges.
437
01:31:18,250 --> 01:31:19,250
It's like being her daughter.
438
01:31:19,970 --> 01:31:20,970
It's not fun.
439
01:31:23,990 --> 01:31:29,730
You know,
440
01:31:29,830 --> 01:31:36,190
I'm really happy that, you know, it
seems that you're more
441
01:31:36,190 --> 01:31:40,070
interested in other things in life
besides just pageants.
442
01:31:40,750 --> 01:31:45,030
You know, it's like I'm trying to
connect to my daughter in other things,
443
01:31:45,030 --> 01:31:46,030
can't.
444
01:31:46,520 --> 01:31:48,800
I try to get her into archery, and I
can't.
445
01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:53,640
I know that we've talked about that a
little bit before, but every time you
446
01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:57,380
bring it up, your mom just cuts you
right off. Oh, it's all about pageants,
447
01:31:57,380 --> 01:31:58,380
know.
448
01:31:58,780 --> 01:31:59,780
Want to take a look?
449
01:32:00,420 --> 01:32:01,099
Can I?
450
01:32:01,100 --> 01:32:02,320
Yeah, yeah, open it up.
451
01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:13,960
Oh, my God, there's a puff tight in
here.
452
01:32:16,030 --> 01:32:17,870
love that in our last camping trip.
453
01:32:18,290 --> 01:32:20,770
Camping? Yeah, we go hunting and
camping.
454
01:32:21,310 --> 01:32:25,510
My mom never lets me leave the apartment
unless it's for pageant stuff.
455
01:32:26,190 --> 01:32:31,610
Yeah, it hasn't surprised me. But, I
mean, same thing. I can never get Keisha
456
01:32:31,610 --> 01:32:35,730
come out with me. I mean, I've tried so
many times to get her interested in
457
01:32:35,730 --> 01:32:36,810
anything else.
458
01:32:37,610 --> 01:32:44,050
I mean... I wish I could just go and
exchange my mom with you and just have
459
01:32:44,050 --> 01:32:45,050
for my mom.
460
01:32:45,230 --> 01:32:46,230
I know, right?
461
01:32:47,190 --> 01:32:48,830
These are so much fun.
462
01:32:49,210 --> 01:32:50,910
I know, I know.
463
01:32:52,210 --> 01:32:53,210
I mean,
464
01:32:54,730 --> 01:33:01,230
there's gotta be... I mean, we can spend
time together, you know? We can find
465
01:33:01,230 --> 01:33:03,770
ways. I don't think my mom would mind.
466
01:33:04,730 --> 01:33:06,610
Oh, but yeah, she would mind. That's
what I'm saying.
467
01:33:42,670 --> 01:33:43,850
in that way, right?
468
01:33:44,950 --> 01:33:46,270
Or have you ever been?
469
01:33:46,650 --> 01:33:49,250
I haven't. I haven't left my apartment.
470
01:33:50,230 --> 01:33:51,450
That was boring.
471
01:33:52,950 --> 01:33:54,110
You're so funny.
472
01:33:54,550 --> 01:34:01,450
Yeah, you're so funny. I mean, I can
tell. I can tell the way that...
473
01:34:01,450 --> 01:34:08,190
I don't know. Like, when we're around, I
feel that you're a little more
474
01:34:08,190 --> 01:34:10,010
comfortable with me than...
475
01:34:10,390 --> 01:34:13,810
You seem to lead on. I know, you know,
your mom's around and things like that.
476
01:35:00,430 --> 01:35:03,310
If you don't have an arrow in it, oh
yeah, you can't pull it back without an
477
01:35:03,310 --> 01:35:04,730
arrow called dry release.
478
01:35:06,610 --> 01:35:07,610
That's crazy.
479
01:35:07,630 --> 01:35:09,350
Yeah, I know, but isn't that so cool?
480
01:35:09,570 --> 01:35:13,390
I'm going to have different attachments
that I can show you later, but I feel
481
01:35:13,390 --> 01:35:14,850
like you're just being so nervous.
482
01:35:15,890 --> 01:35:16,890
Hang on.
483
01:46:07,700 --> 01:46:10,500
Thank you.
484
01:58:18,830 --> 01:58:19,830
Thank you.
485
02:00:25,960 --> 02:00:26,960
Thank you.
486
02:03:15,340 --> 02:03:16,740
Oh, my God.
487
02:04:35,280 --> 02:04:41,440
Yeah, maybe, but we will need to get
your dress back on and show your mom how
488
02:04:41,440 --> 02:04:42,440
you walk now.
489
02:04:43,160 --> 02:04:44,220
Yeah, I guess.
490
02:27:43,140 --> 02:27:44,540
uh
491
02:33:00,940 --> 02:33:01,940
That's what I'm going to say.
492
02:33:02,360 --> 02:33:06,520
I guess I can start being a little more,
taking parenting a little more
493
02:33:06,520 --> 02:33:07,720
seriously. You think?
494
02:33:08,560 --> 02:33:11,020
Yeah, and I can start taking my path.
495
02:33:41,260 --> 02:33:42,260
but you have your own dollars.
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