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And then I realized that
Europe was in danger.
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Sorry, you mean...
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Europe was in danger.
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And I had to take matters
into my own hands.
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I had to have one
Find an escape route.
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I've been thinking for a long time,
until I
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realized that the solution
to the problem was
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somewhere within my own
past could lie hidden.
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Where you would never have
expected it: in the European Parliament.
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So I met with ordinary MPs and
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explained to them how important
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this encounter with history is.
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And that they could actually
achieve something big.
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We could all achieve
something together.
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Then I went to the
European Council.
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I knew I was taking
a personal risk.
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But my career wasn't
the priority at that moment.
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So I presented
my vision there too.
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The vision of one
European Union, in which
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politics triumphs over
diplomacy, in which
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political convictions count
more than national interests.
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A vision of a truly
integrated political space.
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And they agreed with me.
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We have one
Strategy developed.
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We need this strategy!
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We have my strategy
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implemented in negotiations
at the highest level.
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And it worked.
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And so we all saved the day.
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People will say that my
contribution was crucial,
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and that everything
is thanks to me,
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But I would like to emphasize
here that we did it together.
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As a European.
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And for me...
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Sorry.
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Sorry, it's been a long night.
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And for me that is the
most important thing.
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I'm not a hero.
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We are all heroes.
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Thanks.
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So, that was Valentine Cantel,
who told us the secret,
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that is behind the unexpected
outcome of the European summit.
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She stole our victory from us.
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Such a mess.
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What a talent.
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This is probably a
misunderstanding.
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No, she's just doing this to...
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Maybe it's part
of a bigger plan,
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to make things better.
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THE EUROPEAN CENTIPEDE
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Somehow? Or?
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- No.
- I'm not a heroine.
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- No!
- We are all heroes.
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Thanks.
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So, that was Valentine
Cantel, who told us the secret...
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No!
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No! Forgiveness.
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No.
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No no no!
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Gesine, wait. It's not over yet.
We can launch a counterattack.
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Samy. She was
there first. She won.
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- Leave it alone.
- No, but...
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Sven. You can't give
up. Not now. Right?
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Of course not. I won't give up.
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We saved the summit and the paragraphs
of the climate package declaration.
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If the international
Community sees
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that, it becomes one Trigger a
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shockwave: “If Europe agrees
on climate, why not us too?”
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At the next climate
conference, the Americans will
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abandon oil and the Chinese
will then abandon coal.
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We will manage that Respect the
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two-degree limit and
the planet will be saved!
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Valentine says it's her doing!
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Samy, that doesn't matter.
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What really matters is that
you and I and our grandchildren
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have a life on this beautiful
island Mother Earth can have.
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Love...
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She stole their victory.
This is disgusting.
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Samy and his colleagues save
Europe, and she reaps the rewards.
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This is totally unfair!
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I have to listen to NATO.
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Ladies and gentlemen, This
marks the end of a European Council
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that was intense, but showed
convergence that, in my opinion, also...
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The summit was very
intense and productive
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It ends with a very good...
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The Member States of the Union
have shown unity and solidarity.
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The determination was great. The message to
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Europeans is: The European
Union is robust, solid, enduring...
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Great peak, isn't it?
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- See you Tuesday at COREPER.
- Yes, see you Tuesday, Roland.
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So what is that?
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Where is my stupid jacket?
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Miguel.
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-Miguel!
- Yes, what is it?
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- Prepare a communication plan.
- What kind?
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To say that I saved Europe.
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Oh yes? I thought...
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Carmen explained it
to me. This is brilliant.
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I'm going to the press
you beat the drum.
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- You saved Europe?
- No.
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But the main thing is
it is saved.
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Someone has to
Reap laurels for it.
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- Understood.
- And who do Carmen and Samy work for?
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For me. So I am
also her inspiration.
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Naturally.
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I wasn't in the picture
but I didn't stop her.
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That's quite a lot.
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We are not giving up on this
coup because of a petty dispute.
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Europe has something
Deserves better, Miguel.
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Get to work.
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Valentine, wait
She! Valentine!
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It's like, I forgot something...
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Don't run so fast!
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Valentine! Valentine!
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- You saved Europe?
- No.
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But the main thing is
it is saved.
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Someone has to
Reap laurels for it.
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- Understood.
- And who do Carmen and Samy work for?
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- For me.
- Now it's her turn.
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Now it's her turn!
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Now it's your turn,
Old one. It's your turn!
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- Samy?
- Hello, Magda. I have proof.
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- Proofs? For what?
- For lying.
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Listen, I have a recording.
She's an imposter.
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- You're drunk?
- No.
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- Breathe. You're having a panic attack.
- Magda...
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- Magda, I swear to God...
- Samy?
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Michel?
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- What are you doing here?
- I just want to go on the tour.
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The tour?
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- Sure, of course!
- In Parliament?
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I'm retired now. I've wanted
to do this for a long time.
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But everyone would have
made fun of it. You know them.
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- Now I can ask all the questions.
- Yes, that is...
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For example, did you know that
the Council of Europe and the...
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...the Council of the
European Union... Yes, I know.
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- You know that.
- Samy!
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And what about you? Well done.
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- Well done?
- Your friend saved Europe.
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The young Cantel. There
is no other topic anymore.
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She didn't do
anything. I have proof.
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We did all of that.
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- Actually?
- Yes.
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- Devil too.
- I'm uncovering the truth.
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- Everyone finds out that she lied.
- Oh right.
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- What a shame.
- What?
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It's a shame because
it's a beautiful story.
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A young woman who brings
everyone to the table with good will.
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For once, everyone
understood that.
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You just wanted to believe it.
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Well, I have nothing
to do with that anymore.
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I trust you.
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I have to get back to my group.
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Samy.
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Samy? What's up?
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I'm hanging up now.
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I think your
friend is burnt out.
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Yes, that makes sense.
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SIX MONTHS LATER
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VALENTINE CANTEL BECOMES PRESIDENT
OF THE EUROPEAN COMMISSION
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Mrs. Saru, the new one
Commissioner is here.
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Commissioner. Welcome.
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Thanks. Oh man,
it's nice to be here!
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I... Oh yes, gladly, thank you very much.
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Oh God, we're going to do
so many great things together.
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I have a lot of projects.
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We need to address the
new carbon offset regulation.
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And we have to
Restart renaturation initiative.
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My report on marine biodiversity
and sustainable fisheries...
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I have 149 projects,
and that means: work!
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Work, work!
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Good day.
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Wait a moment. Does that
mean he will be Belgian?
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Oh yes. And also French,
because of the headquarters in Strasbourg.
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Have you thought about names?
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Alcide.
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Like Alcide de Gasperi, one of
the founding fathers of Europe.
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- Beautiful, right?
- It sounds like a yogurt.
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Or Konrad? How
Konrad Adenauer?
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- Really?
- Do you think Konrad or Alcide are better?
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He has to take after a
founding father of Europe?
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No, but we met here.
It's part of our history.
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I'd better take
care of the name.
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Okay, agreed.
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How about Paul-Henri?
Like Paul-Henri Spaak?
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- What?
- Paul-Henri.
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- Keep your mouth shut.
- Not?
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- Madam President?
- Yes.
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After the speech there
will be a press conference.
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I wanted to go over
the guest list with you.
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Madam President of the Commission.
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- Welcome.
- Thank you.
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Mr President of Parliament.
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- Oh, there he is. Always nearby.
- Madam President of the Commission.
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I beg you...
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Samy, you can just
call me president.
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The people's representatives can
Can't wait for your speech.
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They really want them
Meet the savior of Europe.
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This has to end now.
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We did this together.
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People don't want to understand
it. This is really amazing.
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Okay, come on.
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- Can you tell I'm annoyed?
- Not at all.
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That's good.
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The founding mothers
and fathers of Europe
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have something powerful
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from the rubble and the
Creating Ashes of the World Wars:
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Peace.
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Peace among Europeans is
the Union's greatest achievement.
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Peace is the meaning and
Purpose of our Union.
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It therefore appears like a
contradiction to say this out loud,
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but we must now be
prepared for war together.
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This is the only way
we can keep the peace.
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- This must be weird for you.
- What?
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Seeing you on top of the world.
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After everything you've done.
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Let's help Ukraine win
the war against Russia...
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No, not actually. She
may not be the hero Europe
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deserves, but she is the hero
that Europe needs.
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The city needs a white one
Knight. Even if that is pure myth.
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If the USA abandons us...
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She's Harvey Dent,
and I am Batman.
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- What?
-Batman.
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- I'm Batman.
- I don't watch cartoons.
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Batman? You don't know Batman?
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Is that the one with the red one?
Costume that climbs buildings?
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No, that's Spiderman.
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We report from the
European Parliament
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on Valentine Cantel's
first speech to MEPs.
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Hello, dear followers.
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Valentine Cantel is the new
one President of the European
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Commission and will steer
the ship for the next five years.
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It's good that Ms. Cantel knows
her way around large ships.
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As commissioner, she launched
the zero-carbon container ship project.
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Let's hope she learns to read
the stars and weather the storms.
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Exactly, because it's different
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whether you're in the dry Office
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thinks up a ship,
or whether you are
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out there yourself,
on the big ship Europe.
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- I took the analogy too far.
- Yes.
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I'm sorry. I threw
you for a loop.
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- It's all ok.
- You were just about to say something.
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You watch during the break
Programs about European politics?
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I find them funny.
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We could find out whether the EU is
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a cruise ship as
the Germans see it,
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or a warship,
as the French hope.
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They laugh at their institutions.
How pathetic.
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And that's it for today.
Thank you, dear followers.
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We hope you enjoy our
show about EU politics,
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as bizarre as that may sound.
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And as the Italians say:
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And the ship sets off!
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Dostoyevsky's characters stumble
from one emergency situation to the next:
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Tanja dies, a
building is on fire,
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a man drowns in the Neva.
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And yet increases in the
worst emergency situation
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inside these figures
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raises an even more pressing question.
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A metaphysical question
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the whole of her
would require attention,
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but, and here lies
the crux of the matter,
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they don't know exactly
what question is that?
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The builders of the European
Unity are like Dostoyevsky's characters.
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Crisis follows in Europe
Crisis and emergency after emergency.
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But despite the migration crisis,
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the difficulties of the euro
and the unstable rule of law
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Europeans sense that a
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more urgent, deeper
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question is pressing their way.
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What is Europe?
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What are we all trying
to achieve together?
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I retreated for months to
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find answers to this question.
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Now I must humbly
admit my failure.
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My efforts didn't pay off.
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Hello, how are you?
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You just run away
without leaving an address?
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Hey! Yes, it's me.
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Carmen told me where I was
You find. She sends her regards.
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It's nice here.
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It is extremely quiet.
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What is that?
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Another book about
the theory of Europe?
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I'm sick of the joke
centipede. Do you know him?
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A centipede hits an ant.
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She sees him coming and asks,
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"How can you walk
with all these legs?"
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And the centipede was never
able to walk again after that.
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You could do that Preface
the book as a motto.
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As a contrast to all the
quotes from Cicero or whoever.
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Do you know that I
saved Europe?
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Nobody believes
me, but it's true.
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I'm not here to
To tell you this, but...
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I'll tell you anyway.
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We're meeting for the first
time Outside Parliament.
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I will have to write a
business trip report.
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I made up an excuse
but it's a bit weak.
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Help me?
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