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Mastermind to Gesine.
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This is a complex operation.
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You have to stick to my plan.
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Make room for them
Representative of the people!
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EUROPEAN COUNCIL
2:02 PM
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- No passage.
- Back.
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We are here on behalf of the people.
Only bayonets could drive us away.
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- Are you members of the EU Parliament?
- Yes.
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OK.
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Yes, there are a few MPs here.
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What should we do?
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You have...
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Democracy is on its way to you.
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And for Poland
240 billion euros
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as war reparations for
the Second World War.
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- That's all?
- Payable in gold.
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OK. What about the Irish?
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QUANTUM POLITICS
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They are calling for a reduction
Corporate tax at 7%.
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They simply forwarded us an
email from the Google lawyers.
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- They don't bother anymore.
- The Greeks?
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You use the international one
Position to reclaim Izmir.
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- A port city in Turkey...
- I know.
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And the Italians?
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The Italians are still digging
into this Nutriscore thing because
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parmesan and olive oil
are classified as grade E.
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OK.
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The good news is, that
it doesn't get any worse.
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Well done, Gesine. Now
we move on to phase two.
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The first safety barrier
was the easy part.
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The real challenge
still lies ahead.
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Follow my instructions exactly.
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Also what?
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It's worked out.
The air is clean.
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Yes!
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Everyone has their weaknesses.
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Sweden accepts Portugal's
Demands if all of Europe
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Reduces VAT on smoked salmon
and build-your-own furniture.
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Yes, that's how they are, the Swedes.
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Hello.
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Is this the office of the head of
the EU Council President's cabinet?
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We are the European
Parliament. We are here to help.
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Thanks, Charles.
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ANTICI NOTES
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
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Hey, you...
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You acted like you
forgot the summit notes.
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No, I'm just clumsy.
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All right, I understand:
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They want me the French one
Undermine point of view.
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- Very subtle. Great.
- Not at all.
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We all want to advance
the European project.
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Return these
confidential notes to me.
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They are in English. With
a list of the key statements.
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What am I? Her
Press secretary?
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Well, if you're not
interested, I'll take it back.
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- Sure, please.
- Yes.
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- Go ahead.
- You don't want them.
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I don't want her.
They are your notes.
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I thought so.
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Excuse me.
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Look at this.
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Fascinating.
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I love complex models.
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This is my guilty pleasure.
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But that's still an
over-simplification, isn't it?
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I need more colors, please.
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No. That won't be enough.
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Can I maybe have
more? Ideally orange.
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And pink too.
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OK.
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Let's get to it.
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OK.
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The German government
consists of socialists...
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Liberals...
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and Greens.
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And the Swedes have a coalition
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from the center-right
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and the liberals.
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Here we have the radical left
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with the Catalan ones
socialists.
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Okay, I think
I got it.
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So you're going to
talk to the Germans?
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And you with the Swedes?
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No, the Swedish government
is made up of CO2 fascists.
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And the German government
is in the hands of socialists.
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No chance.
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Then I don't understand anything.
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Everything is going as planned.
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The discussions are blocked.
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It's in an hour
Summit failed, and you...
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will be the compromise candidate for
the presidency of the EU Commission.
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But is it really necessary
to damage Europe like this
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just for the sake of my little to
satisfy personal ambition?
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Dr. Straight.
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Think of all you
can achieve for the
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good of Europe
once you're up there.
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Up there?
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On the top floor.
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In the penthouse.
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Yes. You could finally build a
Europe based on the German model.
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With a strong euro,
who prefers exports.
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- And strict household rules.
- Without any foreign policy.
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A bit like now?
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You represent the
Conservative Party.
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You were elected to the
To leave things as they are.
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This is your duty
to your constituents.
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Samy?
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Samy!
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- Hello.
- Samy, are you still there?
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Of course, I'm the mastermind.
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You have to go
see some deputies.
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Catch with the Catalan ones
independence advocates.
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Get a pen and I'll
give you the names.
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- Shouldn't I monitor everything?
- Shut up! Get a pen.
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OK, good.
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If I speak of Catalan When
I speak about independence
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advocates, I mean the right-wingers,
not the left.
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As your correspondent has
learned, heads of state are gradually
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realizing that Europe is no longer
the same "global village idiots" can be.
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It has to protect its industry,
to be "a Europe that protects,"
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as the French president said
during a dinner discussion.
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This is so obviously
French nonsense.
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According to confidential documents,
that your correspondent saw,
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heads of state continue
to see the automotive
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industry as the
backbone of the economy.
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Green Deal regulations must
follow technological pragmatism.
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“Advantage through technology” is what
it is Concept that is gaining momentum...
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Damn, what a mess.
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Let me guess: you have
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so-called
Received
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"confidential notes" from the Germans?
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The ones from the Dutch
look like a restaurant bill.
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It's just a matter of who
should pay what and when.
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- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
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- Apology accepted.
- Apology accepted.
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I took you for granted.
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I outed you as unprofessional.
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Okay... No, it's fine.
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Thanks for keeping
me on my toes.
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Competition is the best
Remedy against complacency.
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Are you quoting from the
EU Commission's notes?
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Brussels humor.
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- Should we compare our information?
- Yes.
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That might give us an overview.
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- Exactly.
- What did the Frenchman give you?
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Read through the notes.
I'm preparing to go live.
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That was just a joke.
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Okay, the Catalans
are on board if Catalan
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becomes an official
language of the EU.
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- That's perfect.
- No.
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No Member State will
agree. It's impossible.
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Of course, but the
Catalans know that.
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They only want Spain's Humiliate the Prime
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Minister by forcing him to officially
apply for it.
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Oh right.
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So, according to our analysis,
the problems of the German
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coalition have an impact on other
national ones Coalitions across the EU.
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Just like that Radiation imbalance
in the upper atmosphere
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at the boundary between the
troposphere and stratosphere.
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Okay... Go on, Sven.
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If we manage to
carefully restore the
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specific political
balance of several
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member states, we
will ease the pressure
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on the prime ministers who
blocked the deal.
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So we spoke to
the Finnish Greens.
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In the analogy, the Finnish
Greens are fluorinated gases...
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Okay, we can go to that Avoid
the climatology metaphor?
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Really? I find the parallels...
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Sven, Sven, Sven. The
bottom line is: we have a deal.
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We just need a small one Persuade
coalition partners in Portugal.
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- And how do we do that?
- I did some research.
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The party leader has
been fighting for a protected
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designation of origin for jam
from his village for 20 years.
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If we can do this for him,
everything else is no problem.
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At European and
tropospheric scales.
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I mean, because...
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OK, good.
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Then we have to the GD
Call Commission Agriculture.
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I'll keep it short.
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Carrot jam does not receive a
protected designation of origin.
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The carrot is not a fruit!
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Let's call his boss
straight away, shall we?
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- If only it were that easy.
- What?
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Well, I don't have anything against it.
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But what about the Lithuanian
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beet puree and the Croatian one?
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Garlic liqueur? You
would have to use the travel
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budget Increase DG
for on-site inspections.
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We would also have to include Irish
cheese in the designations of origin.
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But as long as I
don't have to eat it...
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Is it about controlled or
protected designations of origin?
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Thanks.
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OK.
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So, the EU gives carrot jam a
protected designation of origin.
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Along with 14 other
terrible foods, what the trade
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deals with
Indonesia and Thailand makes impossible
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and probably leads to
Mercosur is suing us at the WTO.
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But what's the point?
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Now Parliament has to have one
Adopt an amending
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budget so that we have the
money for implementation.
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The President agrees
Amending budget not included.
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They don't understand.
I'll explain it again.
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Sven, be quiet.
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But that must be a misunderstanding.
The president wants the best for Europe.
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Konrad, Konrad, Konrad. How long
have we both been in Parliament?
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It must have been 20 years now.
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Yes, we can both talk
openly to each other.
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Don't forget, you are first and
foremost a parliamentarian.
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You are not an ordinary parliamentarian.
You are the President of Parliament.
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And tomorrow that
President of the Commission.
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Do you still remember
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when we were young,
slim MPs
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for the first time in
Parliament came?
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Do you still
remember the slogan,
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with which we were elected?
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"Germany: my country.
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Europe: my horizon."
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And do you still remember?
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to our shaking hands?
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That was just goosebumps.
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And the tears in her
eyes when we heard:
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Joy, joy
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Joy, joy
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Joy, beautiful spark of the gods...
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The penthouse,
Conrad. The penthouse.
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We enter drunk on fire...
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Conrad.
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You're one of us.
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One of us.
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And then: the Chancellery.
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One of us!
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One of us, one of us!
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Chancellor Konrad Stracke!
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Daughter of Elysium
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We enter drunk with fire
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Heavenly ones, your sanctuary
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Konrad, Konrad, Konrad!
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- We have a deal.
- We have a deal!
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It's worked out!
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- You won't believe me.
- Ludwig, we have an agreement.
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We have a deal!
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MISSION ON WE
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HAVE A DEAL!
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Carmen?
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What's up?
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Excuse me, Commissioner?
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You're smiling, Carmen.
Something happened?
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I don't smile.
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Have you been drinking?
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Boys and girls.
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Look at how we
celebrate together.
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We celebrate together.
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This is the great thing about
this day: We did it as a team.
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As a European.
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- Sweden, Germany, S...
- Basque Country.
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Yes, of course, different languages,
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complex, intertwined
and contradictory interests,
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a complicated system
with Byzantine disputes...
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Farmers peeing in barns
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Kings, queens...
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You know, all the
ingredients for a good story.
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It will take a little
patience and pedagogy,
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but it's really important
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that the press tells
the story truthfully.
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As a real collective victory.
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Speaking of the press,
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my assistant could
Contact journalists
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and explain to them
how it happened.
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I have my phone
here. I can do that.
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You did all the work.
I can take care of the press.
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No, that's not a problem.
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No, I'm happy to help.
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Good Lord,
look at that.
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We'll do it again straight away.
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We voluntarily work
together as a team.
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It's so touching. Samy,
Don't you think so?
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Samy? He's on the phone.
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He's working again.
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The problem is, all
national stories are good.
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The French President
initiated a continental
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debate, the German
Chancellor secured
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Europe, Hungary's Prime
Minister trolled everyone.
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It's clear who the hero is, what
they want and how they'll get it.
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Yes. But it is also inaccurate.
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- And simplifying.
- Incomplete.
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And if we all Bringing
stories together...
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It's like mixing colors. You
start with blue, yellow and red...
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And finally you
have a poop color.
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Why does he keep calling?
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- Hello, Samy.
- Hello, Magda.
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Do you want a brilliant one?
Hear history?
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Why is he calling you?
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Rose?
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Yes, it's Rose.
Your girlfriend.
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Hey!
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How are you doing?
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Why are you calling
Magda for a good story?
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Magda has more followers, so...
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Bite me.
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Hello? Rose?
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So what's your story now?
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You will love her.
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How an outsider from
Parliament took the European
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Council out of the led to the crisis
and saved Europe.
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Who is the underdog?
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Well... I.
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This is how I managed to
to stabilize the
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situation with the help of Parliament
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which admittedly is actually
a contradiction in terms.
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Nothing about this has
been made public yet?
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No.
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It will be like the
countless examples
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of individual commitment to Europe,
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that run through history:
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No one will ever know about it.
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But you know the honorable thing
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about this Officially it brings with it...
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Unbelievable that we
Make Samy a hero.
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Do people even believe that?
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Well, in literature and There
are many anti-heroes in cinema,
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who have good ones
Basic qualities such as strength, courage,
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vision, morals and
so on are missing.
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Okay, he's still my friend.
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Oh, I didn't mean it
like that. He's sexy.
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I wouldn't spurn him.
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Hello, dear followers,
we are back...
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...with “Get to know the EU”.
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- With Rose Pilkington...
- And Magda...
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from Poland.
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Really now?
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I know your last name, but Polish
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names are difficult
to pronounce.
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- I didn't want to upset anyone.
-Novak.
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Why is that difficult
to pronounce?
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- No-vak.
- Yes I know.
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Even you can do it.
Let's start again.
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Okay, I'm ready
for your questions.
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I'm sorry, what?
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I have one
story for you.
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Like a determined, passionate,
young Commissioner
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from the European Council led to
the crisis and saved Europe.
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And who should that be?
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I.
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