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♪ Oh, the beautiful gals of '44 ♪
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♪ Fill my head when I'm off to war ♪
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Oh!
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All right, Beatrice,
you got a good whiff.
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Now step away from
your father's breakfast
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before he catches you a-sniffin'
and gives you a spankin'.
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Yes, Mother.
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Well, the photographer's
here. Where is Crackerjack?
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He was aware that we're posing
for a family photo portrait.
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I've got to ankle back to Indianapolis.
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If the government is rationing
sugar, can't you ration work?
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It is summer, after all.
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Oh, that would be a dream,
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but who else but I will
make sure the numbers add up
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and compliment my secretary
on her tight sweaters?
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We do appreciate the
sacrifices you make, Joseph.
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Then after a long day of killing Nazis
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we'll sit in a beer
garden and enjoy a pint.
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All right, Crackerjack,
time's a-tickin'.
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We need to take this portrait
before you and I both take a powder.
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Sally, why don't you get
yourself some freezy pops,
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and keep the change.
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Aww, I want a freezy pop.
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Oh, Beatrice, you know
iced cream is for boys.
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You can sprinkle some sugar on a lemon.
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That's a good healthy girl snack.
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Oh, all right.
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Crackerjack, you look so
handsome in your soldier suit,
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like a young Clark Gerbil.
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Not now, you two.
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Oh, we'll be as quick as
a pour of warm molasses.
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- ♪ I will always think of you ♪
- ♪ I will always ♪
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- ♪ Drink a brew, I'll see your face... ♪
- Come now, be serious.
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♪ When each day is through ♪
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- ♪ And days go past ♪
- ♪ Oh, so fast ♪
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♪ But memories, they last ♪
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All right. Believe it or not,
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time's arrow neither
stands still nor reverses.
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It merely marches forward.
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Oh, really? Time's arrow marches?
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I didn't know arrows had legs.
"Look at me, I'm a marchin' arrow."
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Honey Sugarman, how
did such a sweet face
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end up with such a smart mouth?
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I don't know, but I've got half a mind
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- to kiss you with that smart mouth.
- Well, that half you can keep.
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Oh! I almost forgot.
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Say, if it isn't my old
baby blanket, Blinky.
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I thought you could take it with you.
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Mama, I don't need no Blinky
blankie to fight ninny Nazis.
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Bea, will you hold on to it for me?
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- Me?
- That's right.
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I'll fight better if I
know Blinky's safe with you.
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Ohh.
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All right, folks, this is for posterity,
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so don't forget to look far away sad.
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Hey, I'm Tamara, that's Tamera.
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- Hey.
- I don't need any help, thanks.
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- Are you...
- Ryan Gosling? No.
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- I get that all the time, it's...
- No, BoJack Horseman.
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- No, sorry.
- See? That guy's way too fat to be BoJack.
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- I'm not too fat to be BoJack.
- Yeah, BoJack is much fatter, right?
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- No, BoJack is not fatter.
- So you're fatter?
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- No! We are both equally not fat.
- Right.
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You know who looks like BoJack
Horseman? Phil the stock boy.
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Yeah, I see it.
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Are you kidding me? He
looks nothing like me...
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Meester Horseman.
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So you were with Sarah
Lynn when she died, right?
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- No.
- TMZ said you took her to the hospital.
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- And you held her hand.
- Did you cry?
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- I'm not...
- Did she totally poop her pants?
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I heard people poop
their pants when they die.
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- Listen to me...
- God, is that true?
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Because I just read Romeo and Juliet
and that totally changes things.
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All right! Ow!
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No!
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Ohhh!
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Hey, Not BoJack, did
you hear they're making
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a miniseries about Sarah Lynn?
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- BoJack is being played by Paul Giamatti.
- What?!
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Why would you get Paul
Giamatti to play me...
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meaty roles like that one?
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Hey, buddy, is any of
that to fix the door?
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- What do you care?
- I don't.
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And if it were up to me,
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that old house would've
been torn down years ago.
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It's a blight on the neighborhood.
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And that broken door is the cherry
on the top of the shit sandwich.
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What kind of a sandwich
has cherries on top?
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A shitty one. How about fixing
your door instead of my metaphor?
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Ow!
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Oh, darling, don't lift that.
You'll rupture your uterus.
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I'm sad to leave the summer house.
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Well, it'll always be here,
just like polio and blackface.
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Hey, we got a saying in Michigan:
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"Put your damn door back on
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or you're gonna freeze to
death, you stupid horse!"
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- Hey, what's your name?
- Eddie.
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Eddie, why don't you mind
your goddamn business?
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Tell me, Doc, is she gonna be okay?
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I know it's here somewhere.
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Darling, we've been over this.
He doesn't need his blanket.
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- Nothing we could do.
- I need to find it.
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- He should've had it.
- She's dead?
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He's gone, honey.
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Even Blinky couldn't have
stopped that Nazi's bullet.
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Oh, Joseph, I failed him.
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Oh, Doc, I let her down.
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This was bound to happen.
That's just show business.
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That's just war, honey.
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Here it is, Mother.
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I put it in the closet for safekeeping.
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- I never should have let him go.
- Honey, no.
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If anyone's to blame, it's the
Jews for peeving off Hitler so bad.
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♪ Three little orphans ♪
♪ One, two, three ♪
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♪ Without a home or a family tree... ♪
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♪ We were lost ♪
♪ Now we're found ♪
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♪ And we're... ♪ Oh, God!
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Come on, let's head home.
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It's only ghosts here in the winter.
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What? Wait.
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Hey, did you fix my door?
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That is a dick move, buddy!
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What are you... are you insane?
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What the...?
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Hey! Stop fixing my door, asshole!
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Why did you fix this so good?
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If you keep breaking
it, I'm gonna break you.
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Well, call me a Kit Kat bar
because I'm already broken.
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Kit Kats aren't already
broken. That's the whole point.
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What the hell?
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Do you even know how to... anything?
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I plastered this wall, didn't
I? Uh... oh... oh, oh...
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I believe something got plastered.
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The problem is I can't
get the right supplies
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because the girls at the
hardware store are so annoying.
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Heh! You're telling me! Tamera
and Tamara are the worst.
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Yeah. "Hey, Tamara, how about
you get some manners ta-day?"
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Let me get my toolkit.
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Yeah, fine, you can help, a little.
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If it means so much to
you, I will let you help me.
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Oh.
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How come you don't go away
for winter like everyone else?
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- I don't fly.
- Okay.
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- So, like, in an airplane, then?
- I don't fly.
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You don't have to fly the plane.
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They got this new thing now,
it's called being a passenger.
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I have to ask, are you...
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- BoJack Horseman? No.
- What? Who's BoJack Horseman?
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Who's BoJack Horseman? He's a
very famous TV and film star.
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Or he was, yeah,
before he gave it all up
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for a life of quiet anonymity.
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Where is he? Nobody knows.
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Perhaps a small town just like this one.
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Perhaps he's even... in this very room.
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But he's not, 'cause
I'm not BoJack Horseman.
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Okay.
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What I was going to ask was if you
were related to Joseph Sugarman,
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or if you were just
squattin' in his house?
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My grandfather. I used to come here
in the summers when I was a kid.
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Hasn't got much use in the last
25 years, except for the termites.
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Get on out of here, Bobby
and Susan! I saw you gnawin'!
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Yeah, well, there isn't any more of us.
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I'm the last of my line.
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Once my mother dies
and I die that'll be it,
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which is probably for the best.
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No more of you?
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- That'll be great.
- Oh, thank you.
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That was the reaction I was going for.
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I guess that's it.
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Have a nice life, Hambone.
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- Why'd you call me Hambone?
- You told me that's your name:
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Hambone Fake-name-ington.
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Oh, right, right, right, right, right.
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This is the first summer
we'll spend here without him.
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Yes, I suppose that's true.
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But, as they say, time's
arrow marches forward.
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You hear that, honey?
Time's arrow marches.
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Ohh...
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Well, I'd love to stay,
but I must be going.
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As a modern American man
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I am woefully unprepared to
manage a woman's emotions.
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I was never taught,
and I will not learn.
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Take care, you two.
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Huh.
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Look at this.
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Yes, you have a very attractive mother.
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What? No. Why would I...? Forget that.
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- Look at that weather vane.
- Ah.
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The house isn't finished yet.
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We can't stop till we
find that weather vane.
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Ooh! I know where this is.
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Oh. Uh, all right.
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Oh, lordy.
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A bit more... is that it?
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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Oh.
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- Hey, there it is!
- Oh, hey! You can't be in here!
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Why'd you say you can't fly?
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Who's that other person
you're clearly in love with?
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I never said I can't
fly, I said I don't fly.
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If you want help with that weather
vane you'll clam up, Hambone!
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Fine. Keep your stupid secret
about your clearly dead wife
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and your probably-related dumb
fear of flying. See if I care.
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What are those fireworks for, Mother?
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Those are because the war is over.
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We've dropped bombs on Japan
and now everyone is happy.
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- Shouldn't we be celebrating?
- Yes. Yes!
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Let's paint the town
scarlet, crimson, and ruby!
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Why, I've got half a mind
to paint things redder
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than the banks of Normandy!
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Ha ha! What? Too soon?
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The Crab Brothers who run this
place are total scavengers.
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If it can be pinched, they'll pilfer it.
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Ooh! It's still there!
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I'll make a distraction at the piano,
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you climb up, get the weather vane.
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Oh, of course, the twelve
hundred... pound horse
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will shimmy up a drain pipe to
get it, that makes more sense
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than the dragonfly, who has the
word "fly" in the name of what he is.
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Okay, all right, so you've gone now.
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You walked away, while I make my point.
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- Mother, can I get a freezy pop?
- Sure, darling.
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- You can have whatever you want.
- Attention, everyone!
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I'm gonna play a song
now, so look at me!
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Do not look up at the roof of that barn!
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Idiot.
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♪ I will always think of you ♪
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♪ I see your face ♪
♪ When each day's through ♪
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♪ And days go past ♪
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♪ Oh, so fast ♪
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♪ But memories, they last ♪
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Huh.
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- ♪ Summer, winter, year by year ♪
- ♪ Year by year ♪
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♪ I'll hear this song ♪
♪ Inside my ear ♪
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- ♪ Try to restart ♪
- ♪ That'd be smart ♪
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♪ But thoughts of you ♪
♪ Haunt my heart ♪
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- ♪ No, I don't want to be alone now ♪
- ♪ Oooh ♪
239
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- ♪ Oooh ♪
- ♪ Just biding my time ♪
240
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:09,695
♪ I need somebody dearly ♪
241
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,241
♪ And darling, you'd be sublime ♪
242
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,995
♪ Spring and autumn, up and down ♪
243
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,247
♪ Up and down ♪
244
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- ♪ I keep trying to escape this town ♪
- ♪ And I just might ♪
245
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,547
♪ I'll take flight ♪
246
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:32,718
♪ Maybe tomorrow, not tonight ♪
247
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- Mother?
- Oh!
248
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,228
Ahh!
249
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,565
Sal! Oh, Sally!
250
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:48,609
- Oh! Mrs. Sugarman.
- What happened when he got shot?
251
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,486
Was it quick? Did he suffer?
252
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,114
Hey, Eddie, come on. Eddie, let's go!
253
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:57,243
- Hey! That's not yours!
- Yeah! We stole that fair and square.
254
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,371
- Mrs. S.
- Please, please tell me.
255
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,123
Please.
256
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,334
Mrs. Sugarman, control yourself.
257
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,836
Aaah!
258
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,344
Hey, gimme that!
259
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,972
- Please!
- Mother?
260
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,516
Why did everybody stop,
huh? What's the gag?
261
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,477
I want to dance. I want to fly!
262
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,649
Listen, you're sloshed
and making a scene.
263
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,569
Do the responsible thing: have one
more drink to steady your nerves
264
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,779
and then drive yourself and
your young daughter home.
265
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,157
Don't make me go back to
that quiet house, please.
266
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,826
- Mother, let's go.
- Eddie, let's go!
267
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:45,833
- Are you all right?
- It's okay. I'm okay.
268
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,878
My hands are doing the wiggly
doozle in three-four time, but...
269
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,963
Say, I got a swell idea.
Why don't you drive?
270
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,298
But I don't know how.
271
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,217
Why, it's only as easy as finding
a hobo in a barrel of beans.
272
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,970
It'll be grand. Everything
will be just grand.
273
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,181
Whoo!
274
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,058
Get back here!
275
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,103
Aaah!
276
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,147
Jeepers!
277
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,524
Yeah! We're hooligans!
278
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,194
Faster. I want to feel alive again.
279
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,529
I'd do anything to feel alive.
280
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:30,127
I gotta say, you really knew
how to handle those salad tongs
281
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,755
for someone who appears to
have never eaten a salad.
282
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,007
Yeah? Well, you got a nice set of pipes.
283
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,510
You're like a Josh Groban who
doesn't also think he's funny.
284
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:44,600
Okay, now, the house is
absolutely, totally finished.
285
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,103
Wow.
286
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,606
I wish I could somehow pay
you back for all your help.
287
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,316
Don't sweat it.
288
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,028
Hey, Eddie.
289
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,655
Whoa,
whoa-whoa-whoa!
290
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,573
- Ow!
- What are you doing?
291
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:00,950
What the hell'd you do that for?
292
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,244
I don't know, I thought
you would fly to save me
293
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:06,831
and by making you fly I would,
in a sense, be saving you!
294
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:10,960
How many times do I have
to tell you? I don't fly!
295
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,795
You're flying right now, asshole!
296
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,509
- Why'd you make me do that?
- You're welcome.
297
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,636
I haven't flown since Lorraine died,
298
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,513
and now you ruined it.
299
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:26,058
Okay. Obviously, this was not the
preferred outcome for either of us.
300
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,728
You want to fly? All right, let's fly.
301
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,313
- Oh, shit. No, I'm fine, actually.
- You want to go higher?
302
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,857
You want to see how high we can go?
303
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,512
Clearly, this is a sore subject.
I was wrong to bring it up.
304
00:20:35,513 --> 00:20:36,513
Let's go back down.
305
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,488
The night Lorraine died
she wanted to go back,
306
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,575
but I wanted to see
how high we could go.
307
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,743
Whoa! Plane! Look out!
308
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:44,916
You want to know how Lorraine felt
309
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:47,079
when she got sucked into that engine?
310
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,623
We're all just tiny bugs, right?
311
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,586
Aaaah!
312
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,229
Oh, God. No, no, come on.
313
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,106
Come on.
314
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,066
Are you insane?!
315
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,693
I don't want to live!
316
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,280
Why did you save me?
317
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,784
I don't want to live!
318
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,083
What were you thinking,
hoofing around the dance floor
319
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,585
like a motorized freckle?
320
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,588
- Did you snap your cap?
- You mustn't despise me, darling.
321
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,549
- Please.
- That's before mentioning poor Beatrice.
322
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,886
You aiming to get her killed
as well? She's all we got.
323
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,638
Oh, don't be cross with Mother!
324
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,097
I don't know what's wrong with me.
325
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,966
How am I supposed to sell sugar
326
00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:51,727
and keep my secretary's
self-esteem afloat
327
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,522
when you're having
honest-to-goodness fits of hysteria?
328
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:56,941
- Don't yell, Father.
- I just can't anymore.
329
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,901
I can't stop thinking about him.
330
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,946
I can't be with people
and I can't be alone.
331
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,948
I don't know how to be better, Joseph.
332
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,283
Please fix me. I want to be better.
333
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,085
BoJack? Where are you? Are you okay?
334
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,504
I don't know. I'm so sorry.
335
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,881
It's okay. Talk to me. What's going on?
336
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,300
It's Michigan, and it's beautiful here,
337
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,427
- and everything sucks.
- Michigan?
338
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,721
- BoJack, come home.
- I can't.
339
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,890
I don't belong there,
I don't belong anywhere.
340
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:33,143
But that's the thing, everybody
belongs in Los Angeles.
341
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:36,981
- There's, like, no barrier for entry.
- Oh, God, that's true.
342
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,732
They do let in just anybody.
343
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:40,116
I was at a coffee shop yesterday,
344
00:22:40,117 --> 00:22:41,944
I heard a guy trying to impress someone
345
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,405
by soft-pitching a web
series he crowdfunded.
346
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:48,367
Let me guess: the web series is about
how funny he and his friends are,
347
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:51,620
- just, like, hanging out.
- He described it as HBO's Girls
348
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,039
- but, like, from a guy's perspective.
- What?!
349
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,625
And he's just giving this
away for free in a coffee shop?
350
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,085
Somebody get this guy an overall!
351
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,087
Well, the important
thing is that barista's
352
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,381
definitely going to
have sex with him later.
353
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,302
I've missed you, Diane.
354
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,053
I've missed you, too.
355
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:12,600
Mmm.
356
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,604
- Is Mother okay?
- She is now.
357
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:19,982
She just let her womanly emotions
get the better of her, that's all.
358
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,484
Nothing a little operation couldn't fix.
359
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,694
Operation?
360
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:26,280
What's broken in the heart
can never be repaired,
361
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:30,075
but the brain, well, we have all
sorts of science for the brain.
362
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:34,997
She's a brand new woman now, and
she'd like to meet you very much.
363
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,838
- Mother?
- Oh, hello.
364
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,340
It's Beatrice.
365
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,426
Yes, that's right. What a pretty girl.
366
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:50,554
- What did they do to you?
- Oh, hush.
367
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:53,390
It's okay. I'm better now.
368
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:55,059
I don't understand.
369
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:58,812
Love does things to a
person, terrible things.
370
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:03,150
Beatrice, promise me
you'll never love anyone
371
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:07,237
- as much as I loved Crackerjack.
- I promise. I won't.
372
00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:09,239
Why, I have half a mind...
373
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:19,416
Keep going, keep going, keep
going. There we go, big boy.
374
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,126
Hey, what's going on out here?
375
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:22,461
Probably should have warned you,
376
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,005
when these guys tear the house
down it might make some noise.
377
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,173
Tear the house down?!
378
00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:29,635
Uh, yeah. You think I just want to
mope around in a shrine to the past,
379
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,721
getting off on my own guilt while
the rest of my life passes me by?
380
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:33,834
Pathetic, much?
381
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,642
But we spent the last eight
months restoring this place.
382
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,310
Yeah, and then you tried to kill me.
383
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,312
That's usually a series
wrap on a friendship.
384
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,815
- What is a series wrap?
- Are you serious?
385
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:45,526
Oh, my God, what am I doing
in this backwash of a town?
386
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,236
Do you even get Showtime here?
387
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,405
- So what was all this for?
- I don't know.
388
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,156
Guess it was just a big waste of time.
389
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,118
But you can't change the past.
Time's arrow marches on, right?
390
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,327
I don't believe this.
391
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:59,873
Well, as a great woman once
said, suck a dick, dumbshit.
392
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,751
- Where are you going?
- Home.
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