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Find the resources. Fun.
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Shift the paradigm.
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Engagement.
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Fun -gagement. Here at Mira Corporation,
the company culture is so fun -gaging,
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it will have you making up words.
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Hi, I'm Orange.
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Don't think of me as your HR rep. Think
of me as your HR family.
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Whoa!
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The good folks here at Mira have
discovered a brand new, very fun energy
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that we like to call Orr Plus.
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Your mission is to get our highly
valuable ore plus from this asteroid all
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way to our fantastic refining facility
on Industria.
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First things first, now is a great time
to pause the tape and introduce yourself
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to anyone else in the room with you.
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Hi, I'm Green. You're White, aren't you?
I think I saw you on TV. I get that a
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lot, because I'm on TV a lot. Probably
because of all my hard work. Hard work?
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Like what?
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Oh, boy, let me tell you.
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One day I was walking down the street
completely minding my own business when
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suddenly, out of nowhere, my parents
offered me a board member role at their
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pharmaceutical company.
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Then while summering, as a verb, on my
yacht, my sommelier, whose name I don't
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recall, presented me the cork and on the
underside was, you guessed it, a
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winning ride on this very ship. So
pretty much the same kind of thing that
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happens to everyone.
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What's your equally as enterprising life
story?
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I'm an unpaid intern.
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Anything else?
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Oh, I grew up on a worm farm.
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Oh, how rustic.
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Ooh, that's a lot of information.
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By combining your sick and paydays.
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And finally, to give you a personalized
tour of the ship, I want to introduce
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you to...
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Welcome to the Scales. We're so happy to
have you amongst us.
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Or is it among us? I always forget which
one is grammatically.
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That's right. It's me.
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Now, when you catch the trust fall, you
have to say a fun fact about yourself.
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My fun fact is that I have two different
pairs of shoes. One for normal day wear
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and one for when I'm feeling sumptuous.
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Uh, it doesn't matter how much sleep I
get. I always awaken feeling well
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and ready to start the day.
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Well, I grew up in a pretty poor area,
but everyone back home believed in my
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dream to one day become a captain. So
the whole town pooled their meager
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resources to send me off to school. Wow,
what a unique dream to have. Now,
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everybody already knows you're both
coming, so let's start our meeting
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Oh, excuse me.
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Sometimes your unpaid internship will
mean you work in here with Black and
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our two geologists.
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Namaste. I'm a geologist.
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Cyan is a gemologist.
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That's not what the paperwork says.
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Well, the paperwork is most... And
here's the reactor room. Sometimes your
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duties will require you to... Finally,
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the reactor room. Those damn gremlins
must be turning the vents around.
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Gotta flush them out with some holy
water.
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This is Lime, our engineer.
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I'm also an ordained minister.
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Oh, why are you in the vent?
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What, are you a cop?
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No, but I'm friends with cops.
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I'm friends with all kinds of people.
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Landlords, influencers, politicians,
children, people who greenlight live
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-action versions of animated movies,
people who watch Lime. I ain't got time
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you jaw -waggers. Get this out of here.
Come on.
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Lime is our most unambiguous crewmate.
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Next up is Purple, who should be... Oh,
well, I
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guess not.
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Darn. We'll just have to skip to the
next crewmate, who I like the same
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as everyone else.
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Hello, Doctor.
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Hello.
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Oh, there he is.
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Trust Ball.
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After my time building structurally
sound homes for the unhoused in northern
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Ymiria, I found that trust isn't given.
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It's built.
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You're the most attractive person I've
ever seen. Let's not objectify the hot
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doctor.
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And this is the cafeteria. I think maybe
we can skip this very boring, very fair
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working environment. Oh, wowie. Whoa,
whoa.
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Say, Brown, looks like Orange got that
new intern.
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Mm -hmm.
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How many beans you being paid, intern?
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We don't need to discuss our rate of
beans.
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Discussion of wages is protected.
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Come on, Green. Fill it on three. Oh,
are you putting salt on this pizza? I
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salt. One, two, three.
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Nothing. You're an unpaid intern.
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Mm -hmm.
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Jimmy, unpaid internships favor the
wealthy while being a capitalist
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exploitation of inexperienced workers
under the guise of helping them achieve
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their personal and financial dreams.
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Reach. That's enough indoctrination for
now. Bye.
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What's a capitalist?
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Me.
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Okay, you two. Looks like we've got the
big one coming up.
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Oh, you mean, you bet.
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The captain.
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Oh, gosh, oh, gosh, oh, gosh, oh, gosh.
The captain.
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I'm so excited. My legs just started
running with all my brain's input. Thank
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you, Mirror HQ.
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I'll get the ore plus to Industria on
time with no losses. Over and out.
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Boy, there.
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Oh, my gosh. Permission to come aboard?
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Permission granted.
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Here, I'll take that truss ball.
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I'm Red, Captain of the Scales.
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Shipping ore plus across the galaxy is a
lot of responsibility.
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But someone's got to do it, and that
someone is me.
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The Captain.
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Captain Red.
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Captain of the Scales.
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Me. I am so excited to be here. I want
to fly a ship of my own someday.
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Well, why wait?
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Anybody in this room want to try
piloting this ship?
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Sure.
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Hot damn, I feel like one of my
chauffeurs. Here we go.
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Whoa,
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look out.
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Hey, Captain, there seems to be...
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Oh, is the contest winner flying this
ship? Purple.
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Yes.
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They're doing it for a very captainly
reason that I will say soon.
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Oh, this is Purple, our head of
security.
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Yeah, hi.
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Is that allowed?
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Seems kind of irresponsible.
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Irresponsible.
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G -H -I.
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Irresponsible. I don't see anything in
the manual.
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I mean, I don't see any reason why not.
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Or maybe the unpaid intern should be
flying the ship. You should be flying
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ship. That doesn't sound right.
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Okay, I just came to say there seem to
be a lot of security issues.
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Cameras don't record, they're in black
and white, and... I'm sure it'll be
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perp. We're just going to Industria.
Yeah, perp. We're just going to
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Well, I can't exactly do the job that
you're asking me to do without the
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stuff... Whoa!
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Oh, my God! Alert.
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Hold breach.
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Comps compromised.
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We've got an asteroid.
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Critical system compromised.
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Oh, this kind of thing happens to me all
the time. Don't worry, someone will fix
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it. We have to fix it!
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Shut
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the
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door to the storage room!
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No, we've got to save the orb plus!
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truck falls.
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With our teamwork today, you've made me
proud.
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Well,
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I thought the same thing. I thought the
same thing. I'm the captain, so me too.
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I also said that.
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Oh, you know, Green, if you want to be
like me, you've got to stop being green.
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It's a pseudo.
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Big and, uh... Both Grecian fat.
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Happy Gemini.
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So, comms are down, the reactor is on
the fritz, and it's going to take us one
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extra week to get to Industria?
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I'm afraid I'll have to report this to
Mira HQ, and it doesn't look good red.
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Report?
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What's to report? It's just a little
cosmetic damage. We'll get there in no
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biggie.
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And, uh, oh, hey, hey, Ferb!
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There you are, Ferb! Oh, damn it.
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See them, see them, see them, see them.
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Isn't it wild I'm captain now?
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Mm -hmm.
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So, uh, how's the job I got you? Come
on, just stop.
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We don't have to do this. Hey, I am the
captain. I'm just seeing how my crew is.
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Well, I'm fine. So, I'll see you later.
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Hey, has anyone seen White? They came
with me on the ship. Everyone loved
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White! White!
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Oh, there you are.
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Nah.
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Timot, Timot, Timot, Timot. Chirp.
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