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Martin,

let me come the first time in the dark.

Okay, but then the lights go on.

You bet.

The lights on.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

The music's on.

Yes. You want to dance?

You're my kind of girl.

Whoa.

Okay, let me get on top now.

Are you calling me again?

Yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Thank you.

Hello?

Rhonda?

Well, reach out.

I haven't heard from you in five years.

You're married?

Lovers Lane Rhonda is married?

Susan, who is it?

It's Rhonda. I can't believe it.

Rhonda!

Wonderful to hear from you.

It's great. No, don't be silly. It's not too late.

Uh -huh.

I'd love to.

Well, how about tomorrow?

Well, okay.

Well, how about lunch?

Oh, wonderful.

Uh -huh.

Hold on.

What is it?

Five, five, three, one. Okay, I got it.

Listen, I jog at eight o 'clock.

You want to come?

Oh, come on.

All right, okay, okay.

Well, listen, when I get back at nine, I'll give you a call.

Remember Sally and Lulu?

Uh -huh. They're going to be here at four o 'clock.

Good.

Good. Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye.

I can't believe it.

So, lover's lane, Rhonda is back.

Be nice.

Rhonda and I were close that last year in college.

Right, right.

Do you wanna dance and hold my...

Rhonda's

back in town.

The reputation that poor girl had.

All the stories she used to tell us.

We all love the one she got her nickname from.

Up on Lover's Lane.

It was on a checkered blanket between two motorcycles.

It's good to me, Bob.

Yeah.

Looks real good.

Hey, what are you doing?

Just trying to take off my skirt.

There's people around here. Hey, man, calm down. Let the girl take off her

skirt, okay?

There's people all around here. They're going to see us. Come on.

You are something, man.

Can you do it sitting down or something?

Hey, baby, leave your boots on.

Yeah, leave your boots on.

Hey, guys, why don't I leave my boots on?

Bob's getting hard.

Why don't you come down here?

Thank you.

Take that pussy. Come on. Take that pussy.

Take it.

Take it.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh, man.

Just work on it.

Fuck you.

Oh, you're the best, baby.

Fuck her.

Fuck her. Fuck her, Bob.

Fuck her.

She loves it.

You can forget the now famous pebble.

Thank you.

What the hell are you doing, man?

I'm just fucking her.

What the hell?

What the hell is going on?

Huh? I don't know.

Wait, guys. I think there's a rock or something in here. It's really falling

my back.

There's the little bugger.

That ain't no rock.

This thing's a pebble. What's wrong with you? It's a pebble. Yeah, it's just a

pebble.

Look at that.

On your chest? Yeah.

Come on. Come on, love me. Come on. Watch.

You got this.

I'm going to come all over you, Chrissy.

I'm going to come all over you, Chrissy. Yes, Mark.

Do it, Joe. Do it. Come on, love me. Come on. Yeah, I can't do it.

Yeah. Do it on your legs.

Then Officer Dumpkey and his flashlight.

Lover's Lane Rhonda. Not again.

Hi, CJ.

Hi, CJ.

That's Officer Dumpkey to you boys.

Jim and Bob spread that Lover's Lane Rhonda nickname all over school.

With only four months left in her last year of college, Rhonda left.

Disappeared. It's been five years.

Boy, I can't wait to see her.

Funny, running up this hill is not so tough today.

Hi, Rhonda. I just got back from running.

Yeah.

Oh, I know. I keep thinking about old times, too.

Do you remember Martin?

You just started seeing him when I left.

I married him.

No. Yeah.

I got married, too. His name is Cyrano.

His mother loved the part that Jose Farrar played in that old movie.

Don't worry. You'll remember him when you see him.

You remember the night Lulu went up to Lover's Lane?

That guy, he always wore the sunglasses.

What was his name?

Jack. The man.

And his shades.

Jack.

Yeah, he did have a cool convertible.

They say he never took off his shades.

Kill the lights, buddy.

Don't touch my light.

Even bad, huh?

Yeah, I think you've become real bad.

It's the bad stick.

Beat yourself silly.

Wicked.

You have sharp teeth.

Here,

don't you like it? Just lean back and let me do my job, okay?

Oh, Jack.

Oh,

Jack. Oh, Jack.

Oh, Jack.

Oh, Jack.

Oh, yeah.

The girls are going to be so surprised when they see you.

They'll all be over here around 4 o 'clock.

You know, if you came over at around noon, that would give us plenty of time

talk and lunch.

So I'm dying to see you.

The mornings aren't great for me now.

No, I'm fine.

And I'm back.

I'll bring Sierna with me about 4 o 'clock when I come over, okay?

Oh, I was hoping to spend some time alone with you.

We will. Don't worry.

All right. Okay.

Well, Sally will be here early with the shirts.

Have I got a surprise for you.

And I've got a couple for you. I'll see you at four.

Bye.

Come in, Sally.

How do you always know it's me?

I can tell by the way you ring.

You got the shirts. Yeah, they look great. I'm really excited.

Let's try them on.

Okay.

Yours. I love the color.

It's a great color.

So Lulu's going to be here soon?

Yeah.

She's flying in shortly.

Do you remember I got married in this color?

Not in white, huh?

Of course not.

Oh, it feels so good.

How do I look?

You look marvelous.

Oh, thank you, darling.

Rhonda's going to get such a kick out of these shirts.

Rhonda? Lovers Lane Rhonda?

She's married now.

She's going to be here in about an hour.

Think she wants to join our bowling team?

Give me a break.

I'll go get us some coffee.

All right.

It was instant coffee.

Oh, boy.

Cheers.

What's in this?

Just a teeny -weeny bit of brandy.

So, while Rhonda's married, what else has she been up to?

I don't know.

She was real mysterious on the telephone this morning.

Just her and her husband will be over.

Remember that scandal?

Her getting caught up in Lover's Lane between two motorcycles?

Wild nights up at Lover's Lane.

I remember when Dave took me up there one night.

Dave?

I'm glad we're parking over by the bushes.

Hey, I like privacy too.

See, no one can see us from here.

You know what? It's a pretty warm night out there tonight.

Why don't you say we jump on in the back and look at some stars?

You know what I mean? That would be a good idea to me.

Aw, damn, Sally.

Look at them over there.

You know what? That's Tina Capulet and Betty Montague.

Tie my head to the side of a hog and roll me in the mud. Will you look at

Damn,

you're good girl.

You can't swallow my beer.

Oh yeah, go ahead.

Holy

shit.

You are good.

Damn, you're good.

Oh, yeah.

Trying to swallow my cock?

Damn, gambling and all that shit.

You're driving me crazy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Damn. Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Come on.

That's it.

I know. I know.

I know.

That's it. Come on. I'd like you to go up and down.

I just want you to call me.

You lying on me? Cause you gotta make it go up and down.

Oh man.

Oh, yeah.

Are we talking? Yeah.

Yeah, come on. Come on, Buckley.

Yeah, come on. All right, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Huh?

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Miguel,

you got to be careful.

I mean... Yeah, fuck my pussy,

baby.

Yeah,

fuck my pussy, baby.

Oh, yeah. Come on, you pussy.

Oh, yeah. Come on. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Move your fingers. I want to see it. Come on. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, isn't that nasty, huh?

Damn, look what you did to me.

And I'll love you.

He's a girl.

Oh, yeah.

Go down on me.

Oh.

Well, that's a sweet ending, darling.

I'll have to get used to this.

Hey, thought I heard some funny noises.

Oh, uh, no sir, Oscar.

We were just, uh, just looking at some comets.

Know what I mean?

Hey, good luck.

We better get our clothes on, baby.

And get the hell out of here, huh?

I've never told anyone that story.

Whatever happened to Officer Dummy?

You mean Dumpkey?

Dumpkey. What a weird cop.

You want to talk about wild nights up on Lover's Lane?

About a year before Rhonda left, we bought this six -pack of beer.

And we knew that was the only safe place to drink, so... July. Oh, I thought it

was a while now.

August. I've never told anybody this story before.

Come on, you can tell me.

All right, okay.

We're sitting up there and...

You know, we've already been there a while. We already drank almost the whole

six -pack.

You only have four months of school left, don't you? Uh -huh. Good.

All right.

Okay,

what do you want to bet?

A wish.

All right. As soon as I get mine open, you're on. Come on.

Wait a second.

I never was good at this, you know.

Here it goes. I got it, I got it.

Okay. Wait a second, I think I'm spilling it.

Ready? Okay.

Aha.

God. Well?

Your wish is my command.

First.

A little music?

Rhonda, um...

I never... Me either.

You're my first.

But you're my worst citizen.

um

It's okay. It's okay.

Officer Dunkey.

Call me CJ.

Oh, I don't know if I can tell you this.

I've never told anyone before.

Sure you can.

Come on.

Well...

Thank you.

hmm hmm

CJ. I forgot his name.

I tell you, this is a tough beast.

Oh, yeah.

Hmm.

What's the matter?

Thank you.

You know Rhonda's back in town?

No.

Good old Lovers Lane Rhonda? Is she here?

Well, she will be any minute. With her husband?

No way. Who'd she marry?

Yeah, who did she marry?

She said I'd recognize him. I just can't place the name.

So you're going to tell us his name?

Oh, she said it was Cyrano.

You're kidding.

I thought it was kind of strange, too, but she said that his mother liked that

guy in the movie, Jose, what's his name?

Ferrari, I don't know.

Did you guys ever know someone else named... Maybe that's her.

Rhonda!

No!

Come in.

Hi, Rhonda.

I thought you'd be surprised.

Hi, Sally. Hi, Lulu.

You guys look fantastic.

I love the shirts.

Oh, Rhonda, you look fantastic.

Thanks. You look so healthy.

I'm pregnant.

Really, I'm so happy. Thank you.

I'm surprised.

Did you bring Cyrano? Where's the lucky guy?

He's parking the car.

Hey, did Cyrano ever go by a name?

B .J.

Dunn.

girls. Long time no see.

Oh, what a day I'm having.

Mind if I sit?

Please.

I'm sure you'll have a lot of questions.

You see, Cyrano, his mother and I call him Cyrano, he asked me to marry him

about five years ago, and I said yes.

We thought it would be easier if we got away, so we moved to Verona, and we live

near his mom.

She can be our babysitter and I can get a night out once in a while.

Well, that sure explains a lot of things.

So let's go bowling.

Yeah, I love bowling.

I'll keep score.

Why not?

Come on, honey, why don't you tell them the truth so we can go bowling? The

truth?

Oh, my God.

Just a little joke, a little fun, me pregnant?

Are you married or what?

Yeah, we're married. We're married and happy, very happy.

Wild Rhonda back again.

So let's go bowling now.

Let's do it. Yeah.

Let's go. Let's go bowling.