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>> KRIS: Hello. This is Kris.
>> Hey, Kris, this is Michele,
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Playboy.
>> KRIS: Hi, Michele.
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>> MICHELE: How are you?
>> KRIS: Fine, thank you.
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>> MICHELE: Listen, we would
really love for Kim to pose for
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our celebrity issue, the one
that comes out in December.
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>> KRIS: Oh, my.
Playboy,
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asking if Kim will do a
celebrity pictorial for the
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December cover.
I just don't know how she's
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gonna react.
>> KIM: How does this look on?
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Have we sold any of these?
>> KRIS: Hey, guys.
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So cute.
Lily, the windows look so cute
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today.
>> LILY: Thank you.
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>> KRIS: Darling.
Okay, so listen.
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>> KIM: Yeah?
>> KRIS: I just got off the
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and they
want you to be the model to do a
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celebrity pictorial.
>> KIM: Okay.
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>> KRIS: They really, really,
really, really, really want to
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do it.
Wouldn't that be fun?
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>> KIM: Fun for you.
>> KRIS: You don't have to take
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anything off.
>> KIM: Oh, I don't have to take
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anything off?
>> KRIS: No.
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Playboy.
Ever since the sex tape scandal,
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I have to be really careful at
how I'm perceived.
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>> KRIS: I think it would be an
awesome experience for you if
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nothing else.
On top of all of that, it's a
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ton of money.
>> KIM: People are going to say,
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like, oh, you know, all she's
good for is taking her clothes
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off.
Does she do anything else?
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Can you guarantee that I'm not
going to have to take my clothes
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off?
>> KRIS: That's what she's
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saying.
>> KIM: it's really going to be
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something that I'm going to have
to think about it.
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The whole tape issue, I think
that if that never came out,
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then I would be more inclined to
Playboy.
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I really have mixed feelings
about it.
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>> All right, we're ready.
>> KRIS: No, no, no, no, no.
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You're right here.
>> KHLOE: The wind, you guys.
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Is this necessary?
>> KRIS: Go change.
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Awful.
>> KOURTNEY: No, that is not
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cute.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, good.
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>> ROBERT: I'm going to need
someone to make me laugh.
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>> KRIS: Where's Kim?
Kim is always late.
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>> KIM: I'm here.
>> KRIS: Get out of our way.
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>> KIM: Stop.
Jealous.
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>> KRIS: That's enough.
>> BRUCE: Stop!
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>> KRIS: That's enough.
>> Nice, guys.
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That's it. We're done.
>> Money.
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Captioning sponsored by
BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS
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>> KIM: Okay, guys, so I want to
tell you something.
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I really want to talk to my
family and see how they all kind
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of react to it and help me make
the decision.
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I'm just going to do like a sexy
celebrity pictorial.
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>> KHLOE: That's what they all
say.
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They all say it's going to be
really classy and fabulous.
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>> KIM: No, it is really classy.
It's the December cover.
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Like, that's a huge deal.
You know, and this decision is,
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like, really hard for me.
I don't want to upset Bruce.
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>> KOURTNEY: Have you told
Bruce?
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>> KIM: Not exactly.
>> KHLOE: We don't care what
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Bruce thinks.
>> KRIS: We do care.
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We know what Bruce thinks.
He's very conservative.
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>> KHLOE: He's going to think
you're being a whore.
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>> KIM: He was on the cover of
Playgirl.
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Okay, so he can't really talk.
Bruce was on the cover of
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back when he had that
Olympic body.
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>> KHLOE: That is sickenin'.
That is sickenin'.
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>> KOURTNEY: He wasn't posing
naked.
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>> KRIS: He just did it for the
articles.
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>> KOURTNEY: Mom, what do you
think she should do?
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>> KRIS: I think she should do
it.
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I think it'll be really great.
>> KOURTNEY: Of course you want
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her to do it with your ten-
percent manager commission.
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I know about you.
Hey, Brucey.
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>> BRUCE: Hey, guys.
>> KOURTNEY: So when would you
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be doing this deed?
>> BRUCE: The what deed?
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>> KOURTNEY: Oh.
>> BRUCE: Oh, what?
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>> KOURTNEY: Kim's thinking
Playboy.
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>> BRUCE: Really?
>> KRIS: It'll be a gorgeous
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pictorial and she doesn't have
to show anything that she
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doesn't want to show.
She doesn't have to take
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anything crazy off.
>> BRUCE: So I guess no matter
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what I say, you're gonna do it
anyway, huh?
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>> KOURTNEY: No, I think Kim
values your opinion.
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>> BRUCE: Okay, here's my
opinion on it: Um, it is on
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the edge; you're kind of taking
a big risk here.
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>> KOURTNEY: I say step it up to
Penthouse.
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Go for it if you're really gonna
go.
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Do it with class, but undress
that ass.
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>> KRIS: That'll be your slogan.
>> KIM: I'm doing it with class
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'cause I got a big ass.
>> BRUCE: That's great.
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>> KIM: Hey, Mom.
>> KRIS: Hey, Kim.
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>> KIM: Okay, so, I've decided.
I told you I'd make my decision.
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I've decided I'm gonna do
Playboy.
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>> KRIS: You are?
>> KIM: But... but you have to
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make sure that I'm not nude, all
the way nude.
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Has to be like set in stone in
my contract that I'm not all the
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way naked.
>> KRIS: Yeah, no problem.
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I think, I think that we can,
you know, that's a done deal.
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I'll take care of it.
>> KIM: Okay.
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>> KRIS: Now get out there and
run around the block.
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>> Okay.
I'm gonna go to the store.
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>> KIM: Cardio.
Cardio, cardio, cardio.
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I'll see you in a little bit.
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>> BRUCE: Pretty scary when I'm
the only one to vote no on
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Playboy.
I mean, she's got a sex tape
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Playboy?
Please, this is your daughter.
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>> KRIS: The whole point of
doing it is because it's
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something she doesn't have to
get naked for.
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>> BRUCE: Okay, she's not
showing her...
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>> KRIS: She's not...
>> BRUCE: ...nipple.
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All right, she's showing
everything else.
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>> KRIS: She's not gonna be a
Playmate.
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When you do a celebrity spread,
it's a much different thing than
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doing, um, a centerfold.
>> BRUCE: I mean, nothing wrong
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with being a Playmate.
It's just that I don't think
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Kimberly should be one.
>> KRIS: I agree with you.
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>> BRUCE: Yeah, but do you think
her father would say, "Oh, boy"?
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>> KRIS: You know, can we not
get into all of that?
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Just, let's do this.
This is getting way too heavy.
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>> BRUCE: She doesn't need
Playboy.
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needs her more than she
needs them.
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>> KRIS: I just think you're
really conservative and really
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over the top and I think that
you...
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>> BRUCE: Over the top?
>> KRIS: Well, in your mind...
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>> BRUCE: I'm not the one in
Playboy.
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>> KRIS: Well, you were in
you know?
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>> BRUCE: Please.
>> KRIS: So before you judge
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somebody, you always...
>> BRUCE: I'm not judging her.
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I'm just saying it's probably
not the right thing to do.
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>> KRIS: You always judge people
for doing the same thing you've
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already done and that's not
cool.
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>> BRUCE: I have not done!
>> KRIS: You did Playgirl.
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>> BRUCE: Oh, please!
>> KRIS: You were on the cover
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Playgirl.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, an article about
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me.
>> KRIS: Yeah, well, okay, maybe
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it's an article about her.
>> BRUCE: I wasn't in there, you
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know...
>> KRIS: Why do you not judge
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it, you know?
She's in lingerie...
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>> BRUCE: There's no reason why
I should even bring this stuff
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up because it doesn't make any
difference.
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You guys are gonna do what you
want to do, you know?
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And if you think it's good to
sell.
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>> KRIS: Unbelievable.
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>> BRUCE: Guys, let's go.
>> KOURTNEY: Bruce is showing
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Kim how to work out?
I'm definitely not missing this.
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>> BRUCE: You sit in the corner
and you don't make a comment.
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>> KHLOE: Whatever you say,
Hitler.
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>> BRUCE: Kim's made a decision
Playboy.
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I don't agree with it, but I do
support her.
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It's time to get her in shape.
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>> KIM: How many calories do I
need to burn to lose a pound?
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>> BRUCE: Uh, I don't know.
I don't worry about calories.
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I worry about sweat.
>> KIM: I don't really sweat
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that much.
>> BRUCE: Well, the thing is if
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you ain't sweatin', you ain't
working.
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>> KIM: That's so not true.
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I love that there's mirrors
behind me so I can see my ass
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melting away.
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>> KHLOE: Bruce takes working
out so seriously.
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This is the perfect time to mess
with him.
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Do you know what a Kegel
exercise is?
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>> BRUCE: No.
>> KHLOE: You don't?
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I really want someone to teach
me.
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>> KOURTNEY: ...15. At the end,
I'm gonna squirt a surprise on
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your face.
>> KHLOE: Can we get tans while
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Kim's working out?
>> BRUCE: No, Khloe, come on.
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We're working out. Just go, go.
Leave, leave.
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>> KHLOE: I can't talk?
>> BRUCE: No, not to us.
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She's working out.
You can go have a ball doing
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something else.
>> Come here. I want to show you
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this bus.
>> KHLOE: Take the stick out of
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your ass, dude.
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>> KIM: I'm on my way to go
Playboy.
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So I'm really excited.
I'm nervous, but I'm really
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excited.
I'm Kim.
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>> ROB: Nice to meet you.
I'm Rob.
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>> KIM: Nice to meet you.
Playboy.
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>> KIM: This is so cool.
>> HOLLY MADISON: You're
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gorgeous.
>> KIM: Thank you so much.
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>> HOLLY: I'm sure everybody
tells you that, but I'm really
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happy that you're posing because
you're phenomenal.
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>> KRIS: I haven't even gotten
dressed today 'cause I've been
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running around doing stuff for
you.
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So I come running in here...
>> KIM: You're really getting
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your hair done?
That's so for me.
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>> KRIS: Just relax and try and
take to take a deep breath,
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okay?
Steven, I'll be right back.
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I need to get my makeup done.
>> STEVEN: All right.
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(laughing, door closes)
>> KIM: Who gets her makeup done
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on the set of my photo shoot?
>> KRIS: I'm a little
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embarrassed to say this, but
it's always been a life-long
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dream of mine to pose for
Playboy.
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Maybe we could do like a
mother-daughter issue.
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>> Right there.
Bring the face to me.
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Very nice.
There you go.
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Let your hands move a little
bit.
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Bring the breasts to me, to me.
There you go.
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That's very nice.
How much nudity are you prepared
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for?
If you were like that without
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the top-- can I show you what it
would look like?
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>> KIM: Yeah, but I...
>> You don't want to do that.
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>> KIM: Just like, I just
don't want be... so...
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>> Okay.
>> KIM: For any of the shots.
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>> KRIS: What's going on?
>> KIM: I'm not comfortable
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taking my top off.
>> KRIS: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what
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do you mean taking your top off?
Kim, from the get-go, this was
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a... what they call a celebrity
photo shoot, and you don't have
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to take your clothes off at all.
>> KIM: Mom...
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>> KRIS: What they want you to
do is take all your clothes off
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so they can cover you with
stuff.
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And make you feel comfortable.
>> KIM: That's not what they
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were doing before.
They were saying, "Take it off,
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take it off.
They're getting upset, they're
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getting upset. Take it off."
>> KRIS: I'm here.
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>> KIM: I need someone to be
like, no, she's not taking it
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off.
She'll write you a check for
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double the money and say (bleep)
you, and walk out of here.
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>> ROB: Last night in talking to
Hef, Hef is very serious about
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trying to get this pumped up.
>> KIM: I can just tell that
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they're all uncomfortable that
we're not going to get these
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shots for Hef, that he's going
to like because I'm not taking
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it off.
>> KRIS: Kim has no desire to
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do, you know, any kind of a
shot, judging from the problems
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that she's had, you know, in the
past.
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>> ROB: We want you to be
comfortable.
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>> KIM: In the end, I'm sticking
to, you know, what I believe in
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and not showing too much.
Merry Christmas.
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Happy holidays.
The shots are amazing.
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And I'm so glad I did it.
>> KRIS: Great job, Kim.
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Hey, I just got a call from
and they want some
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more... showing a little more
skin, actually.
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Does she have to take her
clothes off?
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>> HUGH HEFNER: Oh, yes.
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>> KRIS: I like the pearls.
>> ROBERT: Can I look, Kim?
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>> KIM: No, Rob.
>> KRIS: Good shoes.
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Look how cute those shoes are.
>> KHLOE: You're staring at her
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shoes when her ass is out?
>> ROBERT: That's really hot,
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Kim.
>> KIM: What do you think?
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>> KRIS: That is so cute.
>> ROBERT: Your bod... You look
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like a playmate or something.
That's weird.
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>> KIM: Rob, I said you're not
to look at them.
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>> ROBERT: Oh, my God.
We can't look at this stuff.
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>> No. Huh.
>> KIM: Wait, look at this one,
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you guys.
Mom is like, "It looks great.
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It looks great.
Take it off."
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I'm like, "I don't want my boobs
out, you know."
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>> KRIS: Kim, all you got to do
is lay there and look gorgeous.
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It's fine.
do
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it?
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>> KRIS: A naked photo shoot?
I would let somebody see me
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naked, like a photographer?
>> KIM: Let's set that up.
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>> KRIS: Bring it on.
>> KEVIN: All right, good.
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We're setting that up.
>> KHLOE: Are you serious?
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>> KRIS: Try.
>> KIM: I'm dead serious.
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>> KHLOE: For what?
To embarrass me?
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>> KIM: I've decided to kind of
turn the tables on her.
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It's her turn to take it off.
Don't worry, I'll make sure that
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it's done totally
professionally.
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There'll be all the right
people.
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>> KHLOE: The manager, manager.
>> KIM: So I'm going to play
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manager for the day and give
my mom a taste of her own
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medicine.
>> KRIS: And I can bitch at you
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all day long.
>> KIM: We need to...
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>> KRIS: "Where? What's this?
Why didn't you do that?
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Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!"
>> KIM: My job is easy.
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>> KRIS: I mean, that's what you
do to me all day long.
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I would love for you to be my
manager for the day.
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>> KIM: Ready or not, here we
come.
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Oh, I got these for you, Mom.
So I want to kind of give her a
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taste of what it's like to be
uncomfortable naked.
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>> STEVEN: What do you think?
>> KIM: I think I look fab.
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>> KRIS: Me. What do you think I
look like?
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>> KIM: Oh, oh, sorry.
You look pretty sexual.
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I think you should be like that.
But let me show you your first
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look.
>> KRIS: Okay.
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That's my first look?
>> KIM: That is your first look.
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>> KRIS: Do I get to wear the
robe?
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>> KIM: You can wear the
jewelry.
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>> KRIS: Kim, that's a gold
thong and a gold medal and some
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gold loops.
You want me to wear a curtain?
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>> KIM: Show the ass.
>> KRIS: I feel like I'm at the
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gynecologist's office.
How do you do this?
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>> Off this picture.
>> KRIS: Manager.
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Kim.
>> KIM: She's going for the
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gold.
You're digging for gold.
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You should be used to that.
>> KRIS: Shut up you (bleep)...
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>> KIM: Now that's fab.
Can we just do one with the
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boobs exposed?
It's amazing.
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Push 'em up so they don't look
like Star Jones.
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>> We have a clamp?
>> KIM: That's perfect, Mom.
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>> Right there.
>> That's nice.
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Oh, that's good.
>> Have fun with this.
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>> KIM: I can't believe my mom's
so comfortable being naked.
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>> KRIS: I love this project.
Kim, I don't know what you're
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complaining about.
This is great.
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I could do this all day long.
I'm loving it.
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>> KIM: Seriously?
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>> MELODY THORTON: Hello.
Hi.
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>> KIM: How are you?
>> MELODY: Good. How are you?
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>> KIM: Good.
>> MELODY: Yay.
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>> KIM: I'm so hungry.
What are we going to get, the
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usual?
>> MELODY: Crispy rice is like
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the first thing I think about,
like every day.
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(ringtone plays)
>> KIM: Hello.
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>> KRIS: Hey, I just got a call
Playboy.
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And they want you to actually do
some more photos.
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What they said was that Hef was
really excited about the photo
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shoot.
He loved the pictures.
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They said that Hef really wants
to meet with you.
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He want to talk to you himself,
and he's asked you and I to come
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to the Playboy Mansion.
>> KIM: That's amazing.
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>> KRIS: Yeah.
And they want some more... a
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little... showing a little more
skin, actually.
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>> KIM: I knew it.
I knew that they wanted more
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nude.
They want more skin.
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They want me to take a little
more off, and I just thought
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that I had an amazing shoot.
Why do more?
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Bye.
I knew they want... I was like,
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I'm not taking my top off, I'm
not doing this, I'm not doing
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that.
I'm just not that comfortable
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being nude.
>> MELODY: Don't show goodies.
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>> KIM: Yeah, I wouldn't.
I'm not.
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>> KRIS: Kris Jenner and Kim
Kardashian to see Mr. Hefner.
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>> KIM: Mom, why are you wearing
a push-up bra?
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This is like not about you
trying to get into the magazine.
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>> KRIS: We're going to the
Playboy Mansion.
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>> KRIS: Kim and Kris to see
Hef.
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Where's the powder room?
Right here?
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>> Right to your left.
>> KRIS: Okay.
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Thank you so much.
Go in there and see if there's
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any soap or anything with
"Playboy" on it.
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It's a souvenir.
Take the water bottle.
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>> KIM: You are practically
naked.
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Pull your top up.
>> KRIS: Sorry.
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>> HEFNER: Well...
>> KIM: Hi.
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>> HEFNER: Hello.
What a pleasure.
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>> KIM: Nice to meet you.
>> HEFNER: My pleasure.
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>> KRIS: Hi. I'm Kris Jenner.
How are you?
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>> HEFNER: It's a pleasure to
meet you as well.
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And this is Kim Kardashian.
>> HEFNER: Well, I know that by
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reputation.
Welcome to the Playboy mansion,
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and I'm very excited about
having you in the December
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issue.
>> KIM: I'm very excited.
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>> HEFNER: Very excited.
The great face, the hair, the
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booty-- I think it will all do
very well.
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>> KIM: Booty. Got it.
>> KRIS: I have one little
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question.
>> HEFNER: Okay.
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>> KRIS: Does she have to take
her clothes off?
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>> HEFNER: Oh, yes.
>> KRIS: But no, like...
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We're not going to show the
twins, right?
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>> HEFNER: That's part of it,
but discreetly and in very good
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taste.
>> KIM: I'm really conflicted.
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They want me to show more skin
for this new shoot, and I just
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don't know if this is something
I want to do.
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>> HEFNER: It will not be
explicit.
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apart
from the other magazines.
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>> KRIS: Right. The best.
>> HEFNER: Always... classy.
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It's for the December issue.
We always have a celebrity on
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the cover, and inside that
issue.
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>> KRIS: Is that your favorite
issue?
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>> HEFNER: It has to be.
I started the magazine with the
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December 1953 issue...
>> KRIS: Oh, wow.
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>> HEFNER: And I happened
to have Marilyn Monroe
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on the cover, and...
>> KRIS: I didn't know that.
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>> HEFNER: ...inside as the
first Playmate of the Month.
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>> KRIS: Oh, wow.
>> KIM: Wow.
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Knowing that Marilyn Monroe has
done it, I feel a little bit
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more comfortable with it, and I
know that I'm going to be taken
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team
is so amazing, but it is going
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to be nerve-racking.
>> HEFNER: Thank you.
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>> KIM: Very nice meeting you.
>> KRIS: Thank you so much.
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>> HEFNER: My pleasure.
See you soon.
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>> ROBERT: Oh, (bleep)!
There you go, Bruce.
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>> BRUCE: Now, what is this
about Kimberly?
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>> ROBERT: I heard that someone
called her.
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>> BRUCE: Really?
>> ROBERT: I heard they want a
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little more of something
something.
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>> BRUCE: I haven't seen the
first photos.
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I wouldn't know.
You know, Kimberly's got to
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clean up her act.
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>> KIM: I'm so nervous.
I just want everything to go
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perfectly.
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>> ROBERT: I just know there
wasn't any nudity.
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>> BRUCE: Yeah, I know. Yeah.
That was the whole idea of doing
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the shoot.
>> ROBERT: I'm assuming it's
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and they might want to
show a little more nudity.
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>> BRANDON: No nudity? Hah!
Is that what they told you?
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>> BRUCE: You know, it's one
thing I'm her stepdad.
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It's your sister.
How do you feel about all of
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this?
>> ROBERT: Whoa, I don't know.
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It's her decision.
I support her whatever she does.
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>> KRIS: You are doing amazing,
sweetie. Hot!
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You are going to die when you
see these.
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>> KRIS: Do you have a lot of
diamond fake necklaces?
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We could bring these.
Wait. We could bring these.
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>> KIM: I come up with this idea
that I am totally comfortable
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being nude if I'm draped in
diamonds and pearls.
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>> Here we go.
You want to lean to me.
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There's what you want to be,
like that, like that.
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That's beautiful, huh?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, I'm sure
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she's not just standing there
with her boobs out.
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>> KHLOE: She's probably posing,
and going like this.
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>> KOURTNEY: The pose is always
like...
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>> KOURTNEY: Yes! The armpits.
That's her dance.
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>> Let 'em hang, let 'em hang!
Yes, yes. There, there.
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>> KHLOE: If she sticks her butt
out, I bet her stomach goes in
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more, and her mouth is always
open like...
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Why is her mouth open in every
picture?
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>> KRIS: Kim, you're doing
amazing, sweetie.
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>> Push this knee out.
Push, push, push, push!
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>> KHLOE: Like a cat.
Kourtney, take it off!
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>> KOURTNEY: Khloe!
>> KHLOE: Take your clothes off!
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>> KOURTNEY: No!
>> KHLOE: That's a good pose!
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Take it!
>> KOURTNEY: Leave me alone!
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>> KHLOE: Take it off!
>> KRIS: Oh, God, Kim, they're
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beautiful!
>> KENDRA: Yeah, they're hot.
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>> KRIS: They're really, really
cool.
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>> KENDRA: Hot.
That was the one.
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>> KRIS: Kim, you're going to
die when you see these.
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>> KIM: Incredible, isn't it?
>> KRIS: I like the shoes.
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was a
huge challenge for me, but in
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the end, I'm so extremely happy
that I did it.
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Hef and his whole team just
really were so gracious to me
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and so welcoming, and I just
can't wait to see it.
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Mom!
>> KRIS: Do you love it?
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>> KIM: It's so gorgeous, you'll
die.
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>> KRIS: I'll get everybody
inside.
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Everybody in here?
Okay, Kim has a big surprise.
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>> KOURTNEY: What?
>> SCOTT: Oh, no.
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Is she blonde?
>> KRIS: Come on in, Kim!
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>> KOURTNEY: What is this?
>> SCOTT: It's a picture of
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Kimberly!
(all laughing)
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00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:38,934
>> KHLOE: What a sexy bi-ahtch!
>> KRIS: Bruce loves it.
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00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:41,166
Look at Bruce. He's dying.
You like it, honey?
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00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,633
>> BRUCE: It's really great.
It's really great.
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00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:44,400
Very creative.
Nicely done.
437
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,200
Maybe we should go check it out
in the bedroom, see how it
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00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:51,000
works.
>> KRIS: Okay. (whooping)
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00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:57,800
(all talking at once)
>> KIM: Gold medal night.
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00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,934
Keeping Up
with the Kardashians:
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00:21:59,934 --> 00:22:02,967
>> KHLOE: I'm stressed out.
I cannot work this much all the
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00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:05,400
time!
>> KIM: Khloe's acting like a
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00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,667
monster.
>> KRIS: The anniversary of
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00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:09,667
Daddy's death.
>> KHLOE: I'm going to turn into
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00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:15,233
an alcoholic tonight.
(siren wailing)
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00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:17,300
>> KHLOE: I'm going to go to
jail.
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