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(SINGING) Yeah
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It's a classic, baby
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I've been all over the world, but you know
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Told ya There's nothing I wouldn't do for ya
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I hope you don't mind that I show ya
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I want the whole world to know ya
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'Cause wakin' up here in the mornin'
got me movin' soon as I'm yawnin'
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I'm ready to rise and grind and
shine for socializin', enterprisin'
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On my mind is glory So somebody tell my story
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You people might think that it's
borin' But don't you ignore me
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You treated me oh, so well In particular the ATL
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And whenever you wanna see me
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Hey, it's easy, you can meet me
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I'm on Fleet Street, come on
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(ON SPEAKER) FBI! Pull over, now!
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You want to go?
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No! You will not get your mail till I get to your house.
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Don't make me use the PIT maneuver.
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I will get to your house when I get to your house!
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(SCREAMING)
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Get out of the truck.
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Put your hands in the air.
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What is wrong with you? You
could've stopped back there.
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You made me have to chase you, man.
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Please, God, let someone be taping this in the bushes.
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Just give me what I want. Whoa, whoa.
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That's a federal offense, all right?
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Only the mailman touches the mail.
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You do realize I'm packing, don't you?
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(EXCLAIMS) Yeah.
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I could pop one in your ass!
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Okay. All right, all right. Just relax.
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Do I gotta pop one?
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Chill-ax. Okay?
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I got your mail right here.
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Capital One credit card with no
introductory interest rate.
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No. No.
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Okay. Fair enough.
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Steam Clean Carpet Service.
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No. Okay, true dat, true dat.
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Duke University! Boo-ya!
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(LAUGHS)
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Come here! Come here!
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(SCREAMING) Come here!
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Come here! Come here! I'm warning you.
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I know it's college decision day,
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but you win the crazy parent award!
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Thick. Thick, thick.
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My boy got in. My boy got in!
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Thank you.
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Hey!
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Don't be surprised when I lose your tax refund!
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(TOOTING CAR HORN)
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Hey! Trent!
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Trent!
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You up there?
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Whoo! Trent, you're on your way.
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(DIALING MOBILE PHONE)
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MALE RECEPTIONIST: Desert Retreat.
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Hi.
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I need to speak to my wife, Sherrie.
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I'm sorry, no phone calls allowed.
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Yeah, well, I know no phone calls allowed,
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but, you see, it's an emergency.
Our son just got accepted...
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Sir, your wife is in complete isolation
for the next 72 hours.
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Come on. It's a mind-body retreat.
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It's not Area 51.
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Uh-oh! Please take a soothing breath with me.
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No, I will not take a soothing breath with you.
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Namaste. But I can come down there
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and snatch that ponytail off your head.
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Namaste. (MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
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(STAMMERS)
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(IN SING-SONG) Duke University.
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CANETTI: What? Malcolm?
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Speaking.
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It's Jason Bourne.
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I told you, we don't use code names.
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You take all the fun away, Chocolate
Thunder, you know that?
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All right. What do you want, Nicky?
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The exchange is tonight, 11 :00 p.m.
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You got what they want?
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Yeah, as long as you got what I want.
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And listen, I'm thinking now Bali.
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Well, you know, there's no witness
protection program in Bali.
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But don't worry, we're gonna take care of you.
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All right, then Mexico. But not Cabo!
It's gotten way too touristy.
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(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
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Hello? Chocolate?
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(CROWD CHEERING ON PHONE)
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Trent! Hey, Malcolm.
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Where are you?
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I'm, uh... I'm at the library.
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Library. Yeah.
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But it's noisy.
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It's Book Appreciation Day.
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But look. Trent, we need to talk, all right?
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So, come home soon. We got to talk.
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Uh, I'm losing you. All right.
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(HIP-HOP BEAT PLAYING)
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CROWD: Yeah!
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(RAPPING) I'm a lyrical miracle
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ALL: Hey! Baby!
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Quick-witted, better get with it, stay sick with it
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They saying I'm a lyrical miracle
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Hey! Baby
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I'm automatic, a rap fanatic Let me do my thing
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This is how I do it Fluid, every time I ride by
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I'm so incredible They're forgettable, bye-bye
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You know my name If you didn't
hear it, then here it go
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I be that lyrical miracle with the witty flow
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Looking at that shorty, she's
a cutie What's your name?
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Baby, you should call me I can
scoop you and we can hang
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Okay, if not, then I ain't twisting your arm
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But don't be trying to holler at
me when you're singing along
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I'm a lyrical miracle
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Hey! Baby
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Quick-witted, better get with it, stay sick with it
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They saying I'm a lyrical miracle
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Hey! Baby
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I'm automatic, a rap fanatic Let me do my thing
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(CROWD MURMURING IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
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Hey, y'all, the Prodi-G's a little parched.
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I'll be back for a second set, a'ight?
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(CROWD GRUMBLING)
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Library? How'd you find me?
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The Bureau tracked your phone.
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Thank God my dad's an orthodontist.
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For real. That's some Nazi Germany shnizzle.
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Let's talk, now. Uh-uh.
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Scratch and Rembrandt are my family.
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Whatever you got to say, you can say in front of them.
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(SCOFFS) Oh, family.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Ah. All right, well, in my family,
we give out ass-whuppins.
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And right now, I'm looking at a
lot of fresh, unwhupped ass!
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Yeah. A little... (GRUNTS) This little...
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You have a great day, Mr. Turner!
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Hey, Trent, we love you, but
I ain't with no ass-whuppin'.
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Yo, hold it down. Sell some CDs!
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Okay.
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Why'd you embarrass me like that?
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I'm embarrassing you?
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Trent, you got a lot to learn.
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Come on, Malcolm.
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You know, it wouldn't hurt to call
me "Dad" every once in a while.
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All right, let's rewind. This should
be a happy day. All right?
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Yeah, but I ain't the one who brought the rain.
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Some great news came in.
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I know. They called me.
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Yeah, I'm just like, wait till they hear my new stuff.
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Right? I'm talking about fire, man!
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New stuff? What are you talking about?
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Wait. What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about Duke!
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Oh. No, look, forget college, man.
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So check this out. This promoter
got a hold of my mix tape.
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The Achievement, Volume One. Right?
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So, he's putting together this tour of
young MCs in the fall and the winter
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called The Freshman Class, right?
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Entire East Coast and Cincinnati!
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Trent. People don't go to Cincinnati.
They leave Cincinnati.
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The only catch is
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(SIGHS) I'm not 18 yet,
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so I'm gonna need you to sign this contract.
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Because the Prodi-G is still a minor.
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In age only.
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
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You got into Duke today. You're a Blue Devil now!
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So? So that's your dream!
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No, that's your dream.
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I ain't going to no lame college
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when I can be on the road, making money!
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I ain't signing that contract.
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You gotta give it a rest.
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I'm just saying, this is my big break, man!
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And if I don't have the contract signed in five days,
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they're gonna have some wack
ringtone rapper from St. Louis.
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Trent, you have the rest of your life to go on the road.
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But for these next four years...
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Four years?
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(LAUGHS) You're joking, right? You're joking.
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Like, you know how long that is in hip-hop years?
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Aw, come on, Malcolm, look at this. Look.
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It's a blueprint for a house of success.
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All built on a strong, strong flow.
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A strong flow. Yeah.
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Well, you need an education.
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What are you gonna do when that flow dries up?
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I'll just transition into acting.
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Oh, man. Every time you open your mouth,
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you prove to me just how important
an education really is.
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You're lucky your mother's not here
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to hear you talk that crazy talk.
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Oh, Mom. Let's call Mom. She'll
let me. Let's ring Mom up.
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Go ahead, call her.
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When you tell her that you want to throw away college,
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she's probably gonna bust that
little vein in her forehead.
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It's gonna pop!
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Yeah... (IMITATING POPPING)
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Okay. But not when she sees the
mansion I'm gonna buy her.
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Ha! Come on.
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Only thing I'm signing is a check to Duke. End of story.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go to work.
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You know, some of us work.
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I'm on the grind. You feel me?
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I feel you.
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You feel me? Yeah, I feel you.
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(IMITATING HIP-HOP BEAT)
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You feel? Yeah.
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But I'm talking swimming pools.
You feeling private security.
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Come on, we can do it together, Malcolm!
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Damn!
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(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
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REMBRANDT: Trent. What's up, man?
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Hey, did he sign it?
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No, he didn't sign it yet.
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All right, so phase two. Ambush
the man when he's at his grind.
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He'll give you an autograph just to get rid of you.
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Yeah. Ambush him at his grind. I'm feeling you.
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That's right!
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See? That's why I keep you on payroll.
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Hands away from your chest. You're
gonna dirty the recording.
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Sorry. You got the drive, right?
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Yeah.
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There's nothing on this.
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Smart, huh?
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Are you kidding me? No.
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It's insurance.
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'Cause I was thinking, what if they
don't give me the money?
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What if they check the drive, just like I did?
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Oh.
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Well, the real one's hidden.
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It's in a safe place where no one will
ever look, so don't worry about it.
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You idiot. Where is it?
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Where's my witness protection plan?
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It's gonna be in a casket if you
don't tell me where it is.
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All right.
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The Georgia Girls School for the Arts.
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What?
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I got a buddy who works there.
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Unbelievable!
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(DIALING MOBILE PHONE)
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Crawford. Yeah, Malcolm.
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(SIGHS) Canetti brought a dummy flash.
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Yeah, well, he told me where the
real one is, but there's no time.
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We're just gonna have to get Chirkoff
to make the exchange. Yeah.
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All right.
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Hey. Let's go.
253
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Canetti, can you hear me?
254
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,474
Yeah, I got you, Chocolate. Go ahead.
255
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:32,185
Look, if anything goes wrong, get out of there.
256
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:40,026
Hey, fellas. Vlad and Dmitri, right?
257
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,159
Mr. Chirkoff.
258
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,953
Hey, it's good to see you again.
259
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,663
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
260
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,082
(CHUCKLES) Rosetta Stone. Pretty good, huh?
261
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,460
Whoa, whoa! It's the Prodi-G!
262
00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,004
Trent, what the hell are you doing here?
263
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:04,342
Guaranteeing my future. Sign my contract.
264
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,094
Hey, get in here and sit down! Stay down!
265
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:10,139
You think I'm stupid, huh? You think I'm a stupid man.
266
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,184
No, I think you're probably a very intelligent man.
267
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,435
I mean, I don't know you that well.
268
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,312
Autograph it, please. (SHUSHES)
269
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:17,856
I'm not talking to you.
270
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,232
Who are you talking to?
271
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:22,652
I'm talking to the people on
the other end of your chest.
272
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:30,285
Oh, this? There's nobody there, man.
This is part of my hearing aid.
273
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,704
Get out of the car and hide, now.
274
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:33,746
What's going on?
275
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,373
Get out of the car and hide, now! What's going on?
276
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,710
I'm a little hard of hearing in my right ear.
277
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,503
Really? Show me. Yeah.
278
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,088
I can't show you. It's... Show me!
279
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,591
All right. Take it easy. Take it easy.
I'll show you everything.
280
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:48,219
FBI! Come and get your snitch!
281
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,431
You want to come and play?
282
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,477
Drop it.
283
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,812
Drop it!
284
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,858
All right. Give me Canetti, or I take him out.
285
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,751
(FIRES GUN)
286
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,426
(WEAKLY) Music...
287
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,386
What?
288
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,514
It's in the music...
289
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,022
(GUNSHOT)
290
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,859
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
291
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,700
(PANTING) Yo. Look...
292
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,245
I didn't see anything. Yo, we cool?
293
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,872
Come on, man! Come on!
294
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,879
Come on. (EXCLAIMS)
295
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:09,217
Oh, my God, they're shooting! Where are we going?
296
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,052
Get in the truck. Okay, okay!
297
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,225
TRENT: Oh, my God!
298
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,234
Get down!
299
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,495
Are you okay?
300
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:38,621
(PANTING) I think so.
301
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,374
Do you have any idea how lucky we are right now?
302
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,501
You could have been killed! What were you thinking?
303
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:46,170
(STAMMERING) He just shot
that guy right in front of me.
304
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,256
We're still here, all right? That's what matters.
305
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,216
Shouldn't we call the FBI or something?
306
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,428
No. FBI has got a leak. Chirkoff knew we were coming.
307
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,054
Malcolm, I want to go home, man.
308
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,764
Trent. Your car's back there.
309
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,349
They probably already ran your tags.
310
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,767
They know everything about us.
311
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,686
You just saw Chirkoff murder someone.
312
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,521
We can't go home. So, what, then?
313
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,356
That means he's gonna kill me?
314
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,191
Oh, come on! That is not hot.
315
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,862
I won't let him. All right? All I got
to do is get that flash drive.
316
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,698
It has enough dirt on Chirkoff to put him away forever.
317
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,408
Payoff, hits, everything.
318
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,493
Canetti told me where the flash is hidden.
319
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,704
We're just gonna lay low until I can get my hands on it.
320
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:24,292
Just calm down, all right? Relax.
Take a soothing breath.
321
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:36,387
They haven't called in yet and you
have no idea where they are.
322
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,014
You're the FBI!
323
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,100
What good is a leak if you can't tell me anything?
324
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,144
Just send me the photo.
325
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,646
How's the leg, boss? The leg's fine!
326
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,486
The FBI's run travel records, rental cars. Nothing.
327
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,156
They haven't left the area, at least not yet.
328
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,992
What about the flash drive?
329
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,494
Turner knows where it is.
330
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,038
We find Turner, we find the flash drive.
331
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,582
Right now, our biggest problem's his kid.
332
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,709
He saw me shoot Canetti.
333
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,836
I want him dead.
334
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,468
I got 15 MP3s of original stuff that ain't been mixed.
335
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:16,969
You can have that.
336
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,848
Georgia Girls School for the Arts.
337
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,226
You know what, just do like Pac's mom did.
338
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,435
After I'm shot down in the streets,
339
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,853
just release it as a double jam.
340
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,148
Would you knock off the crazy talk?
We gonna get out of this.
341
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,235
Yeah. That's probably what Biggie thought
342
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,861
when he was staring down the barrel.
343
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,906
Or Pac, when he was chilling on the Strip.
344
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,952
I got a plan.
345
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,453
You know what? Malcolm,
346
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,955
just promise me one thing.
347
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,081
What?
348
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,041
Don't let them do a clean version for Walmart.
349
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,794
Preserve who the Prodi-G was.
350
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,587
I'm going to hide you.
351
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,880
Hide?
352
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:57,510
I mean, come on. How you gonna
hide a swag as big as this?
353
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,097
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
354
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,816
I'm gonna need a shrink after this, you realize that?
355
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,776
You didn't seem to mind when you was little and
356
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,111
I caught you trying on your mother's...
357
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,237
Shh!
358
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,865
You promised never to bring that
up. I was putting on a play.
359
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,199
(IN WOMANLY VOICE) Lord, Lord!
360
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,202
You a difficult child, Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
361
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,037
Who are you talking about?
362
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,164
(IN NORMAL VOICE) My great-niece.
363
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,540
And you better start sounding like her
364
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:28,624
before you scare someone.
365
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,168
Oh, right. (CHUCKLES)
366
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,669
In that case, how's this?
367
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,838
(SINGING IN LOW VOICE) Swing low, sweet...
368
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,464
(SQUEALING)
369
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,800
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Holy mother of...
370
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:41,846
Yeah. Yeah, right there. Now remember that feeling.
371
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,601
Fine! If I gotta be a chick, can I at least be a cute one?
372
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,437
Next time I'll buy my own damn clothes!
373
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,398
(IN WOMANLY VOICE) And pull down that skirt!
374
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,442
I can see straight to the Promised Land.
375
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,444
It's pulled down!
376
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,782
After a while, you realize it's just not worth the fight.
377
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,327
I wasn't even talking to you.
378
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,787
Nosy and all in my business!
379
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,581
Wait up!
380
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,213
(WOMAN SINGING) You think you might
have a chance I don't think so
381
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:18,591
You telling me to be nice I don't think so
382
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,761
You wanna get in my pants I don't think so
383
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,471
(TRENT GRUNTING)
384
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,312
I don't think so
385
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,563
I don't understand
386
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,316
how we're gonna find a 4-inch
flash drive in 3-inch heels.
387
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,151
Canetti had a buddy who works here.
388
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:40,821
We start by finding out who that
is, and what they know.
389
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,823
Canetti.
390
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:44,742
Canetti, yeah.
391
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,203
Canetti said something to me right before he died.
392
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,538
He looked at me and he said...
393
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,583
What'd he say?
394
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,834
"It's in the music."
395
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,671
Yeah. You know, something like that.
396
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,340
And I thought he recognized my talent,
knew who the Prodi-G was.
397
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,841
"It's in the music"? Yeah.
398
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,969
Doesn't make sense,
399
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,513
just like everything else that comes out of your mouth.
400
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,307
What? I'm gonna tell you what don't make sense.
401
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:12,270
How they gonna let two fat ladies
go poking around this joint.
402
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,064
They have an opening for a house mother.
403
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,941
(IN GIRLISH VOICE) Say what?
404
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,444
(IN WOMANLY VOICE) Park your tush.
405
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:23,072
Tuck it! Right over there.
406
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,283
Hi, girl. Hi. Hi.
407
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:27,868
Hi.
408
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,627
She's expecting me. I's running a little late.
409
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,379
GAIL: Come in!
410
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,633
May I help you?
411
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,261
Honey, it's me who's gonna help you,
412
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:48,264
and those poor, house motherless girls you got
413
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,266
just waiting for a positive role model.
414
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:54,603
Hattie Mae Pierce at your service,
but you can call me Big Momma.
415
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:59,442
Oh, yes. You e-mailed your résumé
for the house mother position.
416
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,444
Very qualified, but I think...
417
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:03,487
Well, thank you!
418
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,407
I will watch over those girls like they were my own.
419
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,242
But, Miss...
420
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:11,829
Big Momma, we haven't scheduled
any interviews, let alone...
421
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,831
(WHIMPERING)
422
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,751
Look at what those children did to me!
423
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,754
Performance art, my ass!
424
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,630
Beverly, what on earth?
425
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,801
Double-ply? A public school can afford double-ply
426
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,595
and I got to bring in my own Sweet'N Low?
427
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,848
Child, nobody deserves to be treated like that.
428
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,850
That's not the half!
429
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,354
Damn!
430
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:40,316
Child, you should quit while you
can still do a comb over.
431
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:44,070
No, Beverly, you promised us two weeks' notice.
432
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:48,407
You know, every day you don't demand
respect, you die just a little.
433
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,118
You die a little.
434
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:55,373
You know, she's right. Nothing's worth
living with those demon spawn!
435
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,541
"No child left behind."
436
00:22:57,834 --> 00:23:00,336
Well, you watch me. I quit!
437
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:08,803
Can you start today?
438
00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:12,139
Me? Oh, thank you! Sure!
439
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,599
Now, we don't pay very much.
440
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,393
Oh, don't worry about that.
441
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,228
Shoot, I grew up so poor,
442
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:19,146
we used to go down to Kentucky Fried Chicken
443
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,731
and lick other people's fingers.
444
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,650
Because we couldn't afford the chicken.
445
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,820
And you know, all the grease from
the chicken, we were like...
446
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:29,865
You know, there is one tiny little issue.
447
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:31,867
What's that?
448
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,246
Hey. What up?
449
00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:41,043
Miss Gail, this is my great-niece,
450
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:43,170
Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
451
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,672
Hello. Hey.
452
00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:48,092
So many girls! I feel like I'm at a Baskin-Robbins.
453
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,052
A festival of flavors!
454
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,182
(CLEARS THROAT) I mean, um, it's so diverse here.
455
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,978
Ah, yes. Well, we do pride ourselves on diversity.
456
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:03,983
So tell me, Charmaine, do you think
that you're a good fit for GGSA?
457
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:07,695
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mmm-hmm. I like to read.
458
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,157
And, uh, I like to, uh,
459
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,658
play music.
460
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,494
And I like salad.
461
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,582
Sweet, delicious, fresh fruit salad.
462
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,919
She's had a stressful few days.
463
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:27,131
She's only with me because of some family problems.
464
00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:29,717
Mmm-hmm. My parents don't support my art.
465
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,135
They think it's a waste of time.
466
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:35,097
Oh, dear, that is awful. Well, you
have come to the right place.
467
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,308
And my stepfather's always working.
468
00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:39,268
He has an important job in the government.
469
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:41,145
Which he uses to spy on me.
470
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,939
Ever told the truth, wouldn't have to.
471
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:50,029
Charmaine, you can audit classes
until your transcripts get here,
472
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,822
but I'm afraid, since it's the end of the year,
473
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,407
we don't have a roommate for you.
474
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,284
Oh, any ol' girl will do.
475
00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:57,244
Oh, no. We don't want to put you out.
476
00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:59,747
Charmaine'll just stay with her Big Momma.
477
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:03,667
But my shrink in juvie said I'd do better
with a role model my own age.
478
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:05,503
You'll be on the same floor as your peers.
479
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:06,837
Before you know it, you'll be bosom buddies.
480
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,590
(GASPS) Charmaine likes the sound of that!
481
00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:19,433
GAIL: Welcome to your new home.
482
00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:21,644
I'll just show you to your room.
483
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:23,354
Some of the girls have gone to dinner,
484
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:24,980
so you'll just see them there.
485
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,023
Okay.
486
00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:27,483
Oh, there's Mia! Mia.
487
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,152
(GASPS) Damn!
488
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,115
Mia, this is your new house mother, Big Momma,
489
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,701
and this is her niece, Charmaine, your new classmate.
490
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:38,786
Hi.
491
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,121
Mia is a very promising young actress.
492
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:45,459
Oh, I'm okay. I mean, I can do light
comedy, like Sandra Bullock.
493
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,670
Well, you know, before the Oscar.
494
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:49,713
But I really need to work on expanding my range,
495
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,340
in the way that Kate Winslet does.
496
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:54,051
And Mrs. Orth from Movement says that
I need to listen to my inner voice,
497
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:55,553
but there's just so many of them,
498
00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:59,390
and the loudest one's always screaming,
"Delanté's pulling away!"
499
00:25:59,474 --> 00:26:00,891
My God! Delanté's pulling away.
500
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:04,353
I think I should go now.
501
00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:05,938
Girl, you need a hug!
502
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,484
She gets a little emotional. Who the hell is Delanté?
503
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:12,820
Delanté is the boyfriend.
504
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,196
Oh.
505
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:18,659
Gail, maybe we should freshen up before dinner.
506
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:22,580
All this transition is a bit much for Charmaine.
507
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,748
She should probably rest her eyes
508
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,585
or become unconscious for a moment or two.
509
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:30,838
I totally understand. Your room
is at the end of the hall.
510
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:35,634
Well, look at the wallpaper! It's so nice!
511
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:40,681
Look. There's a ballerina on the bed.
512
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:42,766
I'm Jasmine.
513
00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:46,895
And here's the 411 you probably
didn't get on your tour.
514
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:48,814
I call the shots around here.
515
00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:49,940
So, if you two stay out of the way,
516
00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,567
we shouldn't have any problems.
517
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:52,818
Okay?
518
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:57,656
Now you listen to me, Tinker Bell.
519
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,743
Big Momma don't take orders from nobody.
520
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,494
Nobody.
521
00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:06,332
We'll see about that.
522
00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:12,379
Towel girl was nice.
523
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,215
I'm going to unpack.
524
00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,819
You mind? Do you mind?
525
00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:40,491
Ooh. Sit down with such lovely young ladies.
526
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,409
(GRUNTING)
527
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:43,952
(EXHALING)
528
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,665
Excuse me.
529
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:50,376
Charmaine!
530
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,169
Find a seat.
531
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:53,879
Sit next to me.
532
00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:55,964
Oh! All right.
533
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,758
Thank you. Excuse me.
534
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:02,012
Ooh! Careful. Oh, my gosh. Here,
let me help clean you up.
535
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,722
TRENT: It's cool.
536
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:05,599
I'm Haley Robinson.
537
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,727
Hey!
538
00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:10,938
(STAMMERING) You're...
539
00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,565
(IN NORMAL VOICE) You're the hot
girl from the Promenade. Yeah.
540
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:14,942
I'm sorry?
541
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,822
(CLEARS THROAT) I mean, you're not hot.
542
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:23,575
(STUTTERING) The Promenade
was hot the day I saw you.
543
00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:27,204
I'm not saying you're not hot,
544
00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:30,541
but it was hot at the Promenade
the day I saw you being hot.
545
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:32,042
Girl, I'm hot.
546
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:33,877
I'm Charmaine.
547
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,170
You're funny.
548
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:36,880
(CLEARING THROAT)
549
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:39,174
(SINGING CLANKING SYLLABLES)
550
00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:43,971
I love that beat.
551
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:54,982
That's it. Excuse me, but I didn't
formally get to introduce myself.
552
00:28:55,358 --> 00:29:00,195
My name is Hattie Mae Pierce, but
everyone calls me Big Momma.
553
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:02,656
That's the understatement of the century.
554
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,741
(GIRLS CHUCKLING)
555
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,159
Funny. Very funny.
556
00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:10,038
And this is my niece, Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
557
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:11,123
Oh.
558
00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,250
Hey. How you guys doing?
559
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:17,588
Mmm, that reminds me. You have
to do something before you eat.
560
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,715
Oh, girl, of course! Uh...
561
00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:21,884
Attention, everyone! Give...
562
00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:26,472
We have fresh meat that wants to eat.
563
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,934
And what kind of school is this?
564
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,853
ALL: School for the Arts!
565
00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:36,398
Exactly. And that means every new student
566
00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:39,860
must dance, act or sing for their supper.
567
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:41,945
(ALL AGREEING)
568
00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:43,906
What'll it be, Charmaine?
569
00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:45,532
What's your talent?
570
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,620
(CHANTING) Show us what you got.
571
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:51,079
Show us what you got.
572
00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:54,041
ALL: Show us what you got. Show us what you got.
573
00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,927
(STAMMERING) Charmaine...
574
00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:07,554
Quiet! Quiet!
575
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:08,764
(CHANTING STOPS)
576
00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:14,311
Anyway, Charmaine is a little
under the weather right now.
577
00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:15,854
Maybe she could do it another night.
578
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:19,316
Oh, no, it's all right, Big Momma. I got this.
579
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:21,568
So what'll it be, Charmaine?
580
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:23,570
Huh. I'm a rapper.
581
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,406
I can't wait to see this.
582
00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:33,872
Hey, could somebody give me a beat?
583
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,501
(BEATBOXING) Yeah.
584
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,003
(RAPPING) What
585
00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:41,338
(GRUNTS)
586
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,215
Yeah
587
00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:45,634
All my girls in the spot You know what's up
588
00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:47,719
Just chillin' in the caf For some laughs and stuff
589
00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:49,805
Ready to do my thing Y'all ready or what?
590
00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:53,517
Show your girl some love Hah... Yeah... What...
591
00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:55,310
(BEATBOXING STOPS)
592
00:30:58,439 --> 00:31:00,274
(GIRLS MURMURING)
593
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,611
Hello? All girls school?
594
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:07,531
Give your girl some love.
595
00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:20,586
(REPEATING RIFFS)
596
00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:24,047
Don't wanna give it up? Yeah, I'm cool with that
597
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,091
That's fine Besides, who knew I could rap?
598
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,385
I got skills, thrills plus a winning attitude
599
00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:30,512
I got no time for no wack dudes
600
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,389
You don't even know what I got under here
601
00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:35,434
If you feel the same way Let me
hear you say, "Hell, yeah!"
602
00:31:35,518 --> 00:31:36,852
ALL: Hell, yeah!
603
00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:39,354
(SINGING) Oh, oh, oh, ohhh!
604
00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:41,565
Ain't nobody
605
00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:45,152
Loves me better Makes me happy
606
00:31:45,778 --> 00:31:47,779
Makes me feel this way
607
00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:49,364
Ain't nobody
608
00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:53,660
Loves me better than you
609
00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:55,579
Yeah My girl Haley is the truth
610
00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:57,748
And even though I'm new, she
done made it real smooth
611
00:31:57,832 --> 00:31:59,791
It's kind of hard being new on the block
612
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,668
Especially when you're packin' a supersized
613
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:03,962
Badonkadonk!
614
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,590
HALEY: Whoa
615
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,467
Ain't nobody
616
00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:10,427
Loves me better
617
00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:12,638
Makes me happy
618
00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:14,848
Makes me feel this way
619
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,475
Ain't nobody
620
00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:20,812
Loves me better than you
621
00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:23,106
Yo, Haley, get up on the mic
622
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,733
Keep talking about the guy you like
623
00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:27,277
First you put your arms around me
624
00:32:27,528 --> 00:32:28,904
Then what else did he do, girl?
625
00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:31,114
Then you put your charms around me
626
00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:33,116
TRENT: Okay Do you think he'd be true?
627
00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:35,577
I can't resist your sweet surrender
628
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:37,287
Sounds like a good deal to me
629
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:39,706
Oh, my nights are warm and tender
630
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,833
Come on! Everybody sing!
631
00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:50,217
ALL: Ain't nobody
632
00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:52,386
Loves me better
633
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,179
Makes me happy
634
00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:56,807
Makes me feel this way
635
00:32:56,891 --> 00:33:08,568
Ain't nobody Loves me better
636
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:13,323
Makes me happy Makes me feel this way
637
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:16,952
Ain't nobody Loves me better
638
00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:20,080
Come on, Big Momma, show us what you got!
639
00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:24,918
ALL: Go, Momma! Go, Momma!
Go, Momma! Go, Momma!
640
00:33:51,612 --> 00:33:52,988
(GROANING)
641
00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:01,913
Oh, my gosh! Big Momma, are
you okay? Are you alive?
642
00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:03,957
Ain't nobody?
643
00:34:18,347 --> 00:34:20,891
Child? That there is no meal.
644
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:22,642
I'm on a diet.
645
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:26,271
Prima ballerinas can't have any booty.
There's a law or something.
646
00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,482
(CHUCKLING) Well, she looks so skinny,
647
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:31,234
it looks like she could dodge raindrops.
648
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,529
Ain't no raindrops going...
649
00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,198
Oh, my God!
650
00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:37,449
Mia, what's going on?
651
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,868
Delanté just dumped me.
652
00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:41,745
(ALL GASPING) What?
653
00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:45,540
"Need space. Still friends?"
654
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,626
He used the sunglasses guy.
655
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:49,669
You know what? He's probably just confused.
656
00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:51,338
Yeah, he's afraid of intimacy.
657
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:52,631
He just doesn't want to get hurt.
658
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,508
You think?
659
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:57,636
Uh, can't you girls read? A man needs his space.
660
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,138
It says it clearly in black and white.
661
00:35:00,556 --> 00:35:01,640
Duh!
662
00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:05,852
Oh, my God.
663
00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:10,899
Or
664
00:35:10,983 --> 00:35:14,069
he's petrified by his passion
665
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,322
and he, uh, doesn't know how to deal with it.
666
00:35:17,406 --> 00:35:21,243
Girl, the sunglasses guy means that
he's hiding his true emotions.
667
00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:22,744
Mmm-hmm. He loves you, girl.
668
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:24,246
GIRL: Exactly.
669
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,750
Child, like my Aunt Yorima used to say,
670
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:32,128
it's better to be alone with yourself
for the rest of your life
671
00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:35,423
than to be together with bad company for a minute.
672
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:39,386
I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life?
673
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:40,804
Child, I did not say that.
674
00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:42,097
No, Mia, don't listen to her.
675
00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:44,307
Oh, my God, I can't do this!
676
00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:45,851
(ALL CONSOLING)
677
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:47,060
I was trying to give her...
678
00:35:47,144 --> 00:35:48,270
Great job, Big Momma.
679
00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:49,521
Any other hearts you want to break?
680
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:51,189
(GROWLING)
681
00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:53,984
GAIL: Ladies, quiet down, please!
682
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,945
Thank you. I have an announcement.
683
00:35:58,364 --> 00:36:00,574
Last night, an antique music box was stolen
684
00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:02,659
from our library's special collection.
685
00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:06,037
Now, I know we have a tradition of pranks.
686
00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:10,417
But this is not stealing the mascot
from the boys at St. Ignatius.
687
00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:13,169
Which is still missing, by the way.
688
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,671
No, this is a crime
689
00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:17,883
against one of our own, which will not be tolerated!
690
00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:21,636
So I strongly suggest that the guilty party,
691
00:36:21,721 --> 00:36:25,265
or anyone who knows anything
about this, come forward
692
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,475
or risk immediate expulsion.
693
00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:32,439
The music box. That's what Canetti
was trying to tell you.
694
00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:33,940
What do you mean?
695
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,484
The flash drive's in the music box!
696
00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:38,194
Oh, right, right.
697
00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:40,947
Come on. We're going to the library.
That's where it was stolen.
698
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,490
(SIGHS) I just... Where are you going?
699
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:45,201
These shoes! They hurt. They're heels.
700
00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,829
And this girdle's riding up all inside me. I can't do it.
701
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:51,124
All right, but stay in your room
and away from those girls.
702
00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:52,542
All right.
703
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:55,712
Mmm, I gotta take a leak.
704
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,437
(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
705
00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:14,314
Ah, man.
706
00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:16,441
This thing is so tight!
707
00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:21,029
(GRUNTING)
708
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:27,160
(URINATING)
709
00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:30,622
Free at last, free at last.
710
00:37:30,873 --> 00:37:32,457
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
711
00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:33,875
Yeah?
712
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,127
Charmaine?
713
00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:38,338
(URINATING STOPS)
714
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,382
(IN GIRLISH VOICE) Um...
715
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,300
I'll be out in a second!
716
00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:46,805
(TRICKLING)
717
00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:49,599
Give me...
718
00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:51,267
(GRUNTING)
719
00:37:58,150 --> 00:37:59,401
Um, are you all right in there?
720
00:37:59,485 --> 00:38:00,568
Yeah!
721
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,404
I'm okay!
722
00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:06,324
(STAMMERING) I'll be out there in a minute!
723
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,244
Hey...
724
00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:10,745
Damn. I mean...
725
00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:13,081
Hey, Haley.
726
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,171
Um...
727
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:23,591
I hope I'm not being too personal,
but have you tried Spanx?
728
00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:25,468
Spanx?
729
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:27,345
You know, body shapers.
730
00:38:27,763 --> 00:38:31,766
You know, they give you the smoothing
without the, um, extra padding.
731
00:38:32,518 --> 00:38:34,102
Oh, really?
732
00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:35,603
(LAUGHING)
733
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:37,981
That extra padding! (GIGGLES)
734
00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:40,817
Anyway, they're having a thing for me
735
00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:42,861
in the common room in about 15 minutes.
736
00:38:42,945 --> 00:38:44,571
I'd love you to come.
737
00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:46,740
How nice of you. That'd be great.
738
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,241
Great. So, I'll see you in a few.
739
00:38:48,325 --> 00:38:49,325
All right.
740
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,619
And wear your PJs. We go comfy.
741
00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:53,788
You certainly do.
742
00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:01,129
(WILD THING BY TONE-LOC PLAYING)
743
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:29,074
Excuse me!
744
00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:31,743
Excuse me! (TURNS OFF STEREO)
745
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:36,122
My, my, my.
746
00:39:36,957 --> 00:39:38,208
Ooh, Lord.
747
00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,711
My, my, my!
748
00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:46,424
I'm peeping one fly Zulu queen! Mmm!
749
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:50,095
Well, the name is Hattie Mae Pierce,
750
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:51,846
but everybody calls me Big Momma.
751
00:39:52,681 --> 00:39:55,642
Well, I'm Kurtis Kool. I make the ladies drool.
752
00:39:56,811 --> 00:40:00,480
Well, that's nice, but I'm gonna
keep my saliva in my mouth.
753
00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:06,027
Well, back in the day, I used to
run the ropes for Run-DMC.
754
00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:09,364
You probably recognize me from
my appearance in Krush Groove.
755
00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:11,366
I was the brother with the dope
shammy in the car wash.
756
00:40:12,993 --> 00:40:16,037
I had no lines, but I was good. No?
757
00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:19,916
My last tour was with LL Cool J.
758
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,126
Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
759
00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:25,255
In the words of the great master,
"Mama said knock you out!"
760
00:40:25,339 --> 00:40:27,298
(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
761
00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:28,675
Young man.
762
00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:31,219
I am a woman with grandchildren.
763
00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:34,806
Now, I'm the new house mother over in Pryce Hall.
764
00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:38,059
And I'm just trying to get a lay of the land.
765
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,686
I was wondering
766
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:43,648
if I could get a peek around the library.
767
00:40:45,025 --> 00:40:48,528
Well, Kurtis Kool be your backstage pass!
768
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:49,988
Kurtis Kool!
769
00:40:50,072 --> 00:40:51,281
Let me get my key.
770
00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:53,324
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
771
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:56,953
Well, all right. Shed a little light.
772
00:40:57,037 --> 00:40:59,956
You know, my momma said big-legged
women were gonna kill me.
773
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,416
(LAUGHING)
774
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:03,209
Found my keys!
775
00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:06,963
You ready to go? Yeah. This way?
776
00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:08,423
Uh-huh.
777
00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:10,675
Halle Berry ain't got shit on you!
778
00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:13,887
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
779
00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:17,765
(ALL CHATTERING)
780
00:41:20,227 --> 00:41:21,311
Hello.
781
00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:26,065
Oh, Lord, I must be in heaven.
782
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:29,068
Who invited America's sexiest buffalo?
783
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:32,197
I invited her.
784
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:33,698
Be nice.
785
00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:37,368
Oh, no.
786
00:41:40,956 --> 00:41:43,541
What are we doing, sacrificing an animal or something?
787
00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:45,919
JASMINE: We are the Divas.
788
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:49,422
The senior society of GGSA's best artists.
789
00:41:49,506 --> 00:41:50,965
This is our inner sanctum.
790
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,468
TRENT: Oh.
791
00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,553
Can we trust her not to narc us out?
792
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,222
I ain't no narc.
793
00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:58,389
That's what a narc would say.
794
00:41:58,724 --> 00:42:00,558
That's true. Good point.
795
00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:03,144
Good point? Girl, (SCOFFS)
796
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:07,565
let me tell you something about
Charmaine Daisy Pierce.
797
00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:09,734
My ex-boyfriend, right?
798
00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:11,402
Marlo.
799
00:42:12,154 --> 00:42:14,197
Doing a bid in Lompoc. Dealing.
800
00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:17,325
Po-po dragged me in on a trumped-up conspiracy case.
801
00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:20,495
Said if I testified against him, I could walk.
802
00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:21,829
Know what I did?
803
00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:23,248
ALL: What?
804
00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:25,291
Spent my 1 5th birthday in juvie.
805
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,876
(ALL EXCLAIMING SYMPATHETICALLY)
806
00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:29,420
My birthday cake was four lit matches in a Twinkie.
807
00:42:29,755 --> 00:42:30,838
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
808
00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:32,548
Oh, my God. How awful!
809
00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:37,720
Okay, everyone. We are assembled tonight
to welcome our newest Diva.
810
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,014
Haley Robinson.
811
00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:42,600
Stand up.
812
00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:48,147
This necklace is a commitment.
813
00:42:48,774 --> 00:42:51,651
A commitment to your life as an artist.
814
00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:55,113
That you will never give up on your friends or your art.
815
00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:57,323
Do you accept? I do.
816
00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,325
Turn around.
817
00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,083
Done.
818
00:43:09,044 --> 00:43:10,628
Congratulations. You're a Diva.
819
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:13,298
Uh, Jasmine? Where is your necklace?
820
00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:16,217
I'm getting the clasp fixed.
821
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:17,510
Oh.
822
00:43:17,594 --> 00:43:18,970
ISABELLE: Welcome to the Divas.
823
00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:26,311
"The Inaugural Class Music Box."
824
00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:30,106
Yeah, the first graduating class gifted it to the school.
825
00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:31,983
You open it, it'd play the school song.
826
00:43:32,067 --> 00:43:35,069
Not really worth much, but it's sentimental.
827
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:39,407
Well, I can't imagine why anyone
would want to steal it.
828
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:42,243
Unless it had something valuable inside.
829
00:43:42,494 --> 00:43:44,662
I doubt it. It's been there for so long.
830
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,331
But between you, me and the Kool,
831
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,375
I think the girls lifted it.
832
00:43:50,252 --> 00:43:51,419
You sure?
833
00:43:51,503 --> 00:43:53,838
Look, the other night, I'm wiping
down the reference room,
834
00:43:53,922 --> 00:43:56,549
I hear the girls sneaking in, giggling.
835
00:43:57,134 --> 00:43:59,719
I look in there, they peaced out.
836
00:43:59,845 --> 00:44:01,721
And so is the music box.
837
00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:03,473
Hmm.
838
00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:07,977
I saw a picture of a man in your office.
839
00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:10,188
He looked familiar.
840
00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:13,024
My fishing buddy, Tony.
841
00:44:13,108 --> 00:44:15,443
You probably read about it in the newspaper.
842
00:44:15,527 --> 00:44:17,695
Anthony Canetti? That's it.
843
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:19,280
Yeah.
844
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:22,909
He just left here a couple days ago
for our monthly poker game.
845
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:24,494
It's a damn shame.
846
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:26,329
Uh...
847
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,749
(CHUCKLES) These bobby pins don't stay put.
848
00:44:32,252 --> 00:44:36,255
Look here, Big Momma, I got a couple
St. Ides on ice back at the crib.
849
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:39,717
Oh, no. No, Big Momma's a wine cooler woman.
850
00:44:40,302 --> 00:44:42,136
And she's gotta get back to her girls.
851
00:44:44,181 --> 00:44:46,307
Even a momma bear needs some sugar.
852
00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:48,893
(FIRMLY) I said that's enough, now.
853
00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:55,942
(EXCLAIMS) God, I forgive you for the '90s.
854
00:44:56,735 --> 00:44:58,736
But thank you, Jesus, for now!
855
00:44:58,904 --> 00:45:00,071
Mmm!
856
00:45:01,281 --> 00:45:03,157
(GIRLS CHATTERING)
857
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:08,454
(GIGGLING)
858
00:45:15,295 --> 00:45:17,547
Yay!
859
00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:23,636
Charmaine? You look like you
have on Big Momma's PJs.
860
00:45:23,762 --> 00:45:25,346
I have something you could try on.
861
00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:27,056
(STAMMERING) Oh, no, no, no, I couldn't.
862
00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:29,809
But, uh, you could try it on for me.
863
00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:31,227
Okay.
864
00:45:31,311 --> 00:45:34,605
I know. Fashion show!
865
00:45:34,773 --> 00:45:36,274
(GIRLS SQUEALING)
866
00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:39,861
Could this get any better?
867
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:42,196
(SQUEALING)
868
00:45:42,781 --> 00:45:44,490
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
869
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:53,749
Okay!
870
00:45:56,503 --> 00:45:57,670
(ALL WHOOPING)
871
00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:13,936
Hey! Oh, you can wear this.
872
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:15,813
I don't know, I...
873
00:46:17,691 --> 00:46:18,858
(ALL WHOOPING)
874
00:46:58,232 --> 00:46:59,357
(TURNS OFF STEREO)
875
00:47:02,277 --> 00:47:03,736
How entertaining.
876
00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:07,323
Everybody back to their rooms, now!
877
00:47:07,407 --> 00:47:09,158
Oh. And by the way,
878
00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:13,162
until the thief who stole that music box comes forward,
879
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:15,957
lights out time, 8:00 p.m.
880
00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:17,458
Bounce!
881
00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:21,254
Oh, don't look with the sour faces. Let's go!
882
00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:22,922
Don't you eyeball me, girl.
883
00:47:23,298 --> 00:47:24,757
You just go on.
884
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:27,385
Don't corner-eye me!
885
00:47:28,136 --> 00:47:29,387
We was bouncing it out.
886
00:47:29,471 --> 00:47:31,889
You was bouncing it... (EXCLAIMS)
887
00:47:35,143 --> 00:47:38,312
"Ten Ways to Snag a Guy"? That'll never work.
888
00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:39,689
(SCOFFS)
889
00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:46,070
What's wrong with you? I told you
to stay away from those girls.
890
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:49,824
I was doing some undercover
work. Getting information.
891
00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:54,245
Undercover. Yeah, well, that explains
you lounging in lingerie.
892
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,248
I was doing what girls do, okay?
893
00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:00,209
Look, you gotta see the genius of my plan.
894
00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:01,919
(SCOFFING)
895
00:48:02,087 --> 00:48:03,629
Your plan? Yeah.
896
00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:06,507
These girls, they're starting to think I'm on their side.
897
00:48:06,592 --> 00:48:07,592
Right.
898
00:48:07,676 --> 00:48:09,385
The Divas are never gonna talk to you.
899
00:48:09,469 --> 00:48:12,430
Not the way you run the house. Look.
900
00:48:12,889 --> 00:48:16,225
You think the Jackson 5 gave
Papa Joe information? No.
901
00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:19,186
Janet had all the dirt. And I'm their Janet!
902
00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:21,647
Wait. Who the hell are the Divas?
903
00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:23,441
Seriously? Yeah.
904
00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:26,611
The most popular girls in school!
905
00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:28,863
They're the best artists. They run this place.
906
00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:30,448
Oh, you need me. (CHUCKLES)
907
00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:33,743
Trust me, I'm a seasoned FBI agent.
908
00:48:34,369 --> 00:48:39,123
I've infiltrated tougher circles than
a posse of gossipy teenage girls.
909
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:42,793
So how about you stick to the hiding
910
00:48:42,878 --> 00:48:44,295
and I'll stick to the undercover work?
911
00:48:45,631 --> 00:48:47,131
(IN GIRLISH VOICE) Whatever.
912
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:49,133
(IN NORMAL VOICE) I was just trying to help.
913
00:48:49,217 --> 00:48:51,886
Please, do me a favor. Don't help.
914
00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:53,471
Whatever!
915
00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:01,604
Where'd you find Jasmine's necklace?
916
00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:04,649
How'd you know this was Jasmine's?
917
00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:06,734
Oh. (LAUGHS)
918
00:49:06,818 --> 00:49:08,235
You don't need me.
919
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,989
You've infiltrated tougher circles than
a posse of gossipy teenage girls.
920
00:49:14,826 --> 00:49:16,619
Okay, fine.
921
00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:19,747
I might be able to use your help.
922
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:23,042
If I help you, you got to help me.
923
00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:24,418
Help you what?
924
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,170
You've got to sign my contract.
925
00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:28,881
How about I think about it? (SCOFFS)
926
00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:31,842
How about I go back to reading my Cosmo?
927
00:49:35,305 --> 00:49:38,474
Fine.
928
00:49:56,034 --> 00:49:57,451
Nothing.
929
00:49:57,703 --> 00:49:59,870
Just hundreds of these.
930
00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:09,213
(LYRICAL MIRACLE PLAYING)
931
00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:14,552
Not bad.
932
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,222
Turn it off, you idiot.
933
00:50:19,516 --> 00:50:20,725
(TURNS OFF STEREO)
934
00:50:21,768 --> 00:50:22,977
Let's go.
935
00:50:23,478 --> 00:50:25,396
I know how to find them.
936
00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:30,317
MALCOLM: Charmaine, you're late
for class. Now get to ballet.
937
00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:32,236
INSTRUCTOR: Demi plié.
938
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,405
(PIANO PLAYING BALLET MUSIC)
939
00:50:39,786 --> 00:50:41,412
Knees over the toes.
940
00:50:41,496 --> 00:50:42,621
(GROANS)
941
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,624
Chest up.
942
00:50:46,334 --> 00:50:47,835
Shoulders back.
943
00:50:47,919 --> 00:50:48,961
Out.
944
00:50:49,796 --> 00:50:51,839
And grand plié!
945
00:50:53,967 --> 00:50:55,968
(EXCLAIMING IN DISCOMFORT)
946
00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:59,513
And up.
947
00:51:00,056 --> 00:51:01,182
I can't.
948
00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:02,558
Oh! (PIANO STOPS)
949
00:51:02,642 --> 00:51:05,102
Let's get into groups for the routine.
950
00:51:05,645 --> 00:51:07,396
Jasmine, head up.
951
00:51:07,939 --> 00:51:10,441
(MANIAC FROM FLASHDANCE PLAYING)
952
00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:18,741
(INSTRUCTOR COUNTING)
953
00:51:18,825 --> 00:51:20,409
(MAN SINGING) Just a steel town
girl on a Saturday night
954
00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:23,078
Looking for the fight of her life
955
00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:24,455
She has danced into the danger zone
956
00:51:24,539 --> 00:51:25,748
Get in line!
957
00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:27,500
Stretch.
958
00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:29,877
When the dancer becomes the dance
959
00:51:30,378 --> 00:51:32,421
(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
960
00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:33,964
Are you okay?
961
00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:37,551
One, two, three, four, five, six...
962
00:51:37,636 --> 00:51:40,179
On the wire between will and what will be
963
00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:41,764
(PANTING)
964
00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:44,809
Whoo! Sweet Jesus.
965
00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:49,230
Charmaine, go.
966
00:51:49,314 --> 00:51:50,397
Uh-uh.
967
00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:51,816
Go!
968
00:51:53,568 --> 00:51:55,778
She's a maniac, maniac...
969
00:51:55,862 --> 00:51:57,154
Slow down.
970
00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,406
GIRL: Watch out!
971
00:51:59,991 --> 00:52:01,700
(SCREAMING)
972
00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:03,160
(GROANING)
973
00:52:06,581 --> 00:52:10,000
Now I know why they call it The Nutcracker.
974
00:52:10,919 --> 00:52:12,503
I was twirling.
975
00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:17,341
CHIRKOFF: Have you seen this guy?
976
00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:18,425
BOTH: No.
977
00:52:18,510 --> 00:52:21,303
I'm looking for this Prodi-G. Have you seen him?
978
00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:25,599
I'm a record producer. I'm very
interested in talking to him.
979
00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:29,186
Oh, for realsie? You're standing before his DJ!
980
00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:31,730
Yeah, and, um, I'm his business partner.
981
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:32,982
You're not his partner.
982
00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:34,483
You're his hype man. Whatever.
983
00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:36,485
Have you seen him?
984
00:52:36,695 --> 00:52:38,404
MIA since Sunday.
985
00:52:38,488 --> 00:52:41,824
The Prodi-G, he's been known
to go on personal retreats
986
00:52:41,908 --> 00:52:43,367
to exorcise his demons.
987
00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:45,703
Let me give you my card.
988
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:47,830
If you see him, call me.
989
00:52:48,164 --> 00:52:49,957
Maybe we can all do business.
990
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:54,628
Most definitely! Business sounds
good, baby. Take care now.
991
00:52:55,755 --> 00:52:57,715
Let me see that card.
992
00:52:58,550 --> 00:52:59,550
TRENT: So, tell me once again.
993
00:52:59,634 --> 00:53:00,718
Why do I have to go to art?
994
00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:02,219
Because you're a student here
995
00:53:02,304 --> 00:53:04,138
and you need to keep up your cover.
996
00:53:04,222 --> 00:53:05,431
This ain't even my type of art.
997
00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:06,557
Oh, shut up!
998
00:53:08,143 --> 00:53:09,602
Oh!
999
00:53:09,769 --> 00:53:12,897
You must be our new student, Charmaine.
1000
00:53:13,064 --> 00:53:14,106
Hey!
1001
00:53:14,190 --> 00:53:15,566
Just in time for figure day.
1002
00:53:15,650 --> 00:53:17,985
Oh! Here's our nude model!
1003
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:21,447
Now, you just disrobe whenever you feel comfortable.
1004
00:53:22,115 --> 00:53:24,158
Now that's my type of art!
1005
00:53:28,246 --> 00:53:32,249
Oh, no, no! Ain't nobody getting naked!
1006
00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:33,709
That'd be shameful.
1007
00:53:33,793 --> 00:53:38,589
What on earth do you mean, Big
Momma? This is a fine art class.
1008
00:53:39,215 --> 00:53:41,216
We're studying the human form.
1009
00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:44,303
Yep. That's right, Big Momma. This is fine art.
1010
00:53:44,721 --> 00:53:46,722
And she is mighty fine.
1011
00:53:47,557 --> 00:53:49,767
And besides, we're all women here.
1012
00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:53,187
(STAMMERS) Well, of course. I know that.
1013
00:53:54,189 --> 00:53:57,733
But what you're doing, you know, with
this woman getting naked...
1014
00:53:57,817 --> 00:54:00,569
What you're doing is you're reinforcing
1015
00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:02,863
a terrible stereotype.
1016
00:54:03,573 --> 00:54:05,658
Yeah, um,
1017
00:54:05,742 --> 00:54:09,703
92.6 % of the females in this country
1018
00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:11,497
are size 12 or bigger!
1019
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,916
Really? Yeah!
1020
00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,627
What with the media images
1021
00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:19,338
telling girls that they won't be happy
1022
00:54:19,422 --> 00:54:21,715
unless they're a size negative zero,
1023
00:54:21,883 --> 00:54:24,802
well, that just distorts our body image!
1024
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:28,013
And causes eating disorders.
1025
00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:30,099
And alopecia.
1026
00:54:30,308 --> 00:54:31,558
Oh. Yeah.
1027
00:54:31,643 --> 00:54:33,811
And no offense, young lady,
1028
00:54:34,270 --> 00:54:37,982
but you got a little body and a big-ass head! Yeah.
1029
00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:40,234
The circumference on that thing is like...
1030
00:54:40,318 --> 00:54:42,486
Oh, don't listen to her!
1031
00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:45,739
She's having hot flashes. Go ahead,
girl, show us what you got!
1032
00:54:45,991 --> 00:54:47,574
Wait. No.
1033
00:54:48,326 --> 00:54:49,618
You know,
1034
00:54:50,161 --> 00:54:52,705
I think I agree with Big Momma.
1035
00:54:52,789 --> 00:54:54,164
You do? Yes.
1036
00:54:54,499 --> 00:54:57,710
We have never once had a full-figured model.
1037
00:54:57,794 --> 00:54:59,670
(STAMMERING) It's shameful.
1038
00:55:01,172 --> 00:55:02,172
Shameful!
1039
00:55:02,257 --> 00:55:03,382
So how about it, Big Momma?
1040
00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:05,426
Excuse me?
1041
00:55:05,510 --> 00:55:07,761
I think you should be our model.
1042
00:55:08,054 --> 00:55:09,430
Amen!
1043
00:55:10,265 --> 00:55:11,807
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
1044
00:55:12,308 --> 00:55:13,517
(CLEARING THROAT)
1045
00:55:13,601 --> 00:55:15,894
Yeah, it's all clear in here.
1046
00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:17,896
Pipes are great.
1047
00:55:18,064 --> 00:55:19,773
I think you should be our model.
1048
00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:22,568
Big Momma don't be getting butt naked for nobody!
1049
00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:23,777
Oh, come on. No, I don't get down like that.
1050
00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:24,862
You're beautiful!
1051
00:55:24,946 --> 00:55:27,114
I know I'm beautiful, but I don't get down like that.
1052
00:55:27,198 --> 00:55:28,824
Oh! No.
1053
00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:52,890
I need more pastels.
1054
00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:55,476
I need a huge canvas.
1055
00:55:56,227 --> 00:55:59,897
Excuse me, but shouldn't I be eating some grapes,
1056
00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:01,857
or a cheeseburger or something?
1057
00:56:02,275 --> 00:56:04,234
You are an inspiration just as you are.
1058
00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:05,986
Okay. Class.
1059
00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:10,491
It's time for a new pose. Artists, grab a new canvas.
1060
00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:11,992
Big Momma?
1061
00:56:12,077 --> 00:56:14,078
Oh, okay. Well, um...
1062
00:56:14,370 --> 00:56:16,163
How about that one right there?
1063
00:56:16,247 --> 00:56:17,664
Very good.
1064
00:56:17,874 --> 00:56:19,875
Now, if you'd kindly just drop the sheet.
1065
00:56:20,835 --> 00:56:22,002
Say what?
1066
00:56:22,087 --> 00:56:23,212
Don't be shy.
1067
00:56:23,588 --> 00:56:27,841
Like you said, these girls need role models.
1068
00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:30,886
Well, I got a lot of rolls, but they're
not exactly the kind...
1069
00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:33,764
Oh, come on, Big Momma, let it all hang out!
1070
00:56:33,848 --> 00:56:36,350
(EXCLAIMS) You don't want it to all hang out!
1071
00:56:36,434 --> 00:56:39,228
Show us what a real woman looks like!
1072
00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:42,606
(ALARM WAILING) Hurry up, it's a fire!
1073
00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:44,149
Get out of here! It's a fire!
1074
00:56:44,275 --> 00:56:46,735
Girl, your hair's gonna crimp up if it catches on fire.
1075
00:56:47,612 --> 00:56:51,365
Yeah, I'm gonna let the students
and staff know the status.
1076
00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:56,703
False alarm, ladies! Back to class, back to class!
1077
00:56:56,955 --> 00:56:58,372
(EXCITEDLY) Hello,
1078
00:56:58,832 --> 00:57:00,958
Big Momma!
1079
00:57:01,334 --> 00:57:02,459
(GRUNTS)
1080
00:57:02,794 --> 00:57:05,045
Wrapped in that sheet, you look like Aphrodite.
1081
00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:07,131
More like the centerfold for Thick and Juicy.
1082
00:57:07,715 --> 00:57:10,717
Kurtis Kool, meet my great-niece, Charmaine.
1083
00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:11,885
How you doing, Charmaine?
1084
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,220
A little tip about Big Momma.
1085
00:57:13,304 --> 00:57:15,222
The more she resists, the more she wants you.
1086
00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:18,600
With those Beyoncé thighs and the Rihanna eyes!
1087
00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:19,893
Get it?
1088
00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:21,770
GIRLS: Big Momma! Big Momma!
1089
00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:25,232
It's Mia. She's saying she's going to kill herself.
1090
00:57:25,316 --> 00:57:27,484
What you talking? That's terrible!
1091
00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:29,653
I've got to get dressed. Hurry!
1092
00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:34,241
Beautiful thing.
1093
00:57:34,701 --> 00:57:37,119
Boom shaka-laka-laka! Boom shaka-laka!
1094
00:57:37,453 --> 00:57:38,954
It's Kurtis. I'm out front.
1095
00:57:39,455 --> 00:57:40,539
HALEY: Charmaine!
1096
00:57:41,457 --> 00:57:42,457
Do you have a free period?
1097
00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:43,834
Uh, I do now.
1098
00:57:43,918 --> 00:57:45,085
Good. Come shopping with me.
1099
00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:47,087
Okay. All right.
1100
00:57:47,839 --> 00:57:51,383
All right, all right. I had to get
dressed! What is all this...
1101
00:57:51,467 --> 00:57:52,593
Ooh!
1102
00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:55,470
Blood! Did anyone call 911?
1103
00:57:56,681 --> 00:57:57,806
Mia?
1104
00:57:58,766 --> 00:58:00,350
Oh, my God.
1105
00:58:00,768 --> 00:58:02,686
You told me she was going to kill herself.
1106
00:58:02,854 --> 00:58:03,979
I want to die!
1107
00:58:04,063 --> 00:58:05,647
You have too much to live for.
1108
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:07,900
Calm down. Tell Big Momma what happened.
1109
00:58:08,818 --> 00:58:10,861
We bought hair dye at Walgreens
1110
00:58:10,945 --> 00:58:13,030
and the directions were in Spanish.
1111
00:58:13,114 --> 00:58:14,531
She takes French.
1112
00:58:14,616 --> 00:58:18,035
Child, don't you know cheap
hair dye is like an old man?
1113
00:58:18,119 --> 00:58:20,662
It don't last long and it marks up the furniture.
1114
00:58:20,747 --> 00:58:22,039
I thought if I looked different,
1115
00:58:22,123 --> 00:58:24,291
Delanté would fall back in love with me.
1116
00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:26,001
You look different, all right.
1117
00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:27,669
But now, listen.
1118
00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:30,589
He has got to love you for all the
stuff you can't buy in no store.
1119
00:58:30,673 --> 00:58:32,007
And if he don't,
1120
00:58:32,091 --> 00:58:35,135
then don't change yourself, change your man.
1121
00:58:35,637 --> 00:58:37,429
Huh? We feeling the deepness?
1122
00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:39,473
Huh? Think about that.
1123
00:58:43,228 --> 00:58:44,770
What about my hair?
1124
00:58:44,854 --> 00:58:46,480
Oh, well, that's got to go.
1125
00:58:46,564 --> 00:58:48,607
Yeah, we're gonna wash that
fella right out of your hair.
1126
00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:55,948
Ew, not that.
1127
00:58:56,032 --> 00:58:57,950
Definitely not that! (GASPS)
1128
00:58:59,118 --> 00:59:00,661
This. Mmm-mmm.
1129
00:59:00,995 --> 00:59:02,871
I'm not sure that's me. You know?
1130
00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:05,123
I know what's you. Trust me.
1131
00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:15,425
Oh, girl, you want this one?
1132
00:59:15,843 --> 00:59:17,511
What do you mean? We're sharing.
1133
00:59:25,937 --> 00:59:28,563
What are you waiting for? Take your clothes off.
1134
00:59:30,149 --> 00:59:31,316
Oh.
1135
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:35,570
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
1136
00:59:37,490 --> 00:59:39,741
Uh, girl, something just came up! I'll be right back.
1137
00:59:39,993 --> 00:59:41,576
I'll be right back!
1138
00:59:41,661 --> 00:59:43,328
(CRASHING)
1139
00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:44,454
Are you okay?
1140
00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:46,206
Uh, I'm all right!
1141
00:59:46,290 --> 00:59:48,208
(CRASHING CONTINUES)
1142
00:59:48,376 --> 00:59:49,710
(TRENT GROANS)
1143
00:59:50,169 --> 00:59:51,461
(TIK TOK PLAYING)
1144
00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:53,296
(SINGING) Wake up in the morning
feeling like P. Diddy
1145
00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:57,217
Grab my glasses, I'm out the
door I'm gonna hit this city
1146
00:59:57,301 --> 01:00:01,430
Before I leave Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
1147
01:00:01,514 --> 01:00:05,267
'Cause when I leave for the night I ain't coming back
1148
01:00:05,351 --> 01:00:08,186
I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
1149
01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:10,188
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
1150
01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:13,025
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
1151
01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:16,194
Drop-topping Playing our favorite CDs
1152
01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:18,196
Pulling up to the parties
1153
01:00:18,281 --> 01:00:21,491
Trying to get a little bit tipsy
1154
01:00:21,784 --> 01:00:25,495
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
1155
01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:29,666
Tonight, I'ma fight till we see the sunlight
1156
01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:34,171
Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no
1157
01:00:34,255 --> 01:00:37,674
Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
1158
01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:41,636
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
1159
01:00:41,721 --> 01:00:45,640
Tonight, I'ma fight till we see the sunlight
1160
01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:50,062
Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no
1161
01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:53,690
Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
1162
01:00:53,775 --> 01:00:57,319
Ain't got a care in world but got plenty of beer
1163
01:00:57,403 --> 01:01:01,531
Ain't got no money in my pocket But I'm already here
1164
01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:03,658
And now the dudes are lining up
1165
01:01:03,743 --> 01:01:05,702
'Cause they hear we got swagger
1166
01:01:05,787 --> 01:01:07,579
But we kick them to the curb
1167
01:01:07,663 --> 01:01:09,623
Unless they look like Mick Jagger
1168
01:01:09,707 --> 01:01:12,084
I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
1169
01:01:12,168 --> 01:01:14,044
Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk
1170
01:01:14,128 --> 01:01:17,172
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
1171
01:01:17,256 --> 01:01:19,966
Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
1172
01:01:20,051 --> 01:01:22,219
Or the police shut us down, down
1173
01:01:22,303 --> 01:01:23,595
Police shut us down
1174
01:01:23,679 --> 01:01:27,682
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
1175
01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:31,520
Tonight, I'ma fight Till we see the sunlight
1176
01:01:31,604 --> 01:01:36,066
Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no
1177
01:01:36,150 --> 01:01:39,611
Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
1178
01:01:39,695 --> 01:01:43,615
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
1179
01:01:43,699 --> 01:01:47,661
Tonight, I'ma fight till we see the sunlight
1180
01:01:47,745 --> 01:01:52,040
Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no
1181
01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:55,544
Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
1182
01:01:56,629 --> 01:02:00,549
With my hands up You got me now
1183
01:02:00,633 --> 01:02:04,136
You got that sound Yeah, you got me
1184
01:02:04,637 --> 01:02:08,598
You build me up You break me down
1185
01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:12,227
My heart, it pounds Yeah, you got me
1186
01:02:12,311 --> 01:02:15,897
The party don't start till I walk in
1187
01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:19,568
Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up
1188
01:02:19,652 --> 01:02:23,738
Tonight, I'ma fight till we see the sunlight
1189
01:02:23,823 --> 01:02:28,118
Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no
1190
01:02:28,202 --> 01:02:31,663
Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
1191
01:02:31,747 --> 01:02:36,126
Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no
1192
01:02:36,210 --> 01:02:40,005
Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
1193
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:46,678
You've been Momma-fied.
1194
01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:48,847
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
1195
01:02:51,726 --> 01:02:53,435
(GIRLS EXCLAIMING)
1196
01:02:53,936 --> 01:02:56,980
What... Is it not me? Is it too much?
1197
01:02:57,064 --> 01:03:00,817
Oh, don't be silly. You just need the final touch.
1198
01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:04,988
Get her a chair. Yeah, okay. Grab a seat. I'll get it.
1199
01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:10,869
Oh!
1200
01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:12,245
There we go.
1201
01:03:12,705 --> 01:03:13,997
Vaseline?
1202
01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:15,874
God's gift to black people.
1203
01:03:16,542 --> 01:03:20,420
Ashy coming out of the bathtub?
Baby's got a diaper rash?
1204
01:03:20,504 --> 01:03:22,589
Your hair look like it just took a mug shot?
1205
01:03:22,673 --> 01:03:24,132
Just rub it in!
1206
01:03:24,508 --> 01:03:27,469
There. Watch me work my magic now.
1207
01:03:28,888 --> 01:03:30,305
Voilà!
1208
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:38,021
There you go. (CHUCKLES)
1209
01:03:38,105 --> 01:03:40,732
You're a genius! Thank you!
1210
01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,985
I just brought the beauty outside.
1211
01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:46,529
Um...
1212
01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:51,576
Come over here for a second and let
Big Momma get a talk with you.
1213
01:03:52,745 --> 01:03:55,455
Tell me what you know about the missing music box.
1214
01:03:57,625 --> 01:04:00,627
You didn't hear this from me, but Jasmine and Isabelle,
1215
01:04:01,254 --> 01:04:04,464
I heard them say they're meeting
someone near the library tonight.
1216
01:04:04,548 --> 01:04:05,548
With what?
1217
01:04:05,633 --> 01:04:06,716
I don't know.
1218
01:04:07,260 --> 01:04:10,679
But I heard them say that Isabelle's
gonna bring it in her bag.
1219
01:04:22,066 --> 01:04:23,108
You look awesome, girl.
1220
01:04:23,192 --> 01:04:24,276
Oh!
1221
01:04:24,777 --> 01:04:26,778
Back at you, H-bomb.
1222
01:04:28,614 --> 01:04:29,739
Yo, Robinson.
1223
01:04:30,658 --> 01:04:31,783
Delanté.
1224
01:04:31,867 --> 01:04:33,660
Looking fine today, Haley. Yes, she is.
1225
01:04:33,744 --> 01:04:35,203
How about we hang out after your big show?
1226
01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:36,663
You just broke up with Mia.
1227
01:04:36,872 --> 01:04:38,456
Help me heal.
1228
01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:41,626
Come on.
1229
01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:44,129
IM me if you change your mind.
1230
01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:47,966
HALEY: Ugh! Those guys are such tools.
1231
01:04:48,050 --> 01:04:49,175
TRENT: Right?
1232
01:04:50,011 --> 01:04:52,554
So, you got, like, a boyfriend or anything?
1233
01:04:52,638 --> 01:04:54,097
No way.
1234
01:04:54,181 --> 01:04:58,268
I'm beginning to think the guy I'm
looking for doesn't really exist.
1235
01:04:58,352 --> 01:04:59,602
How about you?
1236
01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:01,146
Oh, no, girl.
1237
01:05:01,230 --> 01:05:03,773
The guy for me definitely does not exist.
1238
01:05:05,192 --> 01:05:08,278
You know what? I think I got somebody
I could hook you up with, girl.
1239
01:05:08,362 --> 01:05:09,738
Really? Yep.
1240
01:05:09,822 --> 01:05:11,364
Who? He's my cousin.
1241
01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:14,951
His name is Trent. Hottie. Buff. Right?
1242
01:05:15,453 --> 01:05:18,455
He's our age. Plus, he's like a hip-hop lyrical miracle.
1243
01:05:18,539 --> 01:05:20,248
You've probably seen him perform at the Promenade.
1244
01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:21,458
He goes by the name of...
1245
01:05:21,542 --> 01:05:23,251
The Prodi-G? (IN NORMAL VOICE) Yeah, yeah!
1246
01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:24,544
(GIRLISHLY) Yeah, yeah!
1247
01:05:24,628 --> 01:05:26,212
Thinks he's all that and then some?
1248
01:05:26,297 --> 01:05:27,839
Talks about himself in the third person
1249
01:05:27,923 --> 01:05:31,217
and thinks that every girl on the planet is after him?
1250
01:05:32,303 --> 01:05:33,303
No offense, Charmaine,
1251
01:05:33,387 --> 01:05:35,930
but your cousin is the last kind
of guy I'd ever hook up with.
1252
01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:37,766
(GIGGLES)
1253
01:05:37,850 --> 01:05:38,933
(GIGGLES SARCASTICALLY)
1254
01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:41,019
Ew, the Prodi-G.
1255
01:05:45,816 --> 01:05:47,025
So, uh,
1256
01:05:48,694 --> 01:05:50,195
what is your type?
1257
01:05:50,821 --> 01:05:52,322
He's artistic.
1258
01:05:52,656 --> 01:05:56,117
Sensitive. Interested in people besides himself.
1259
01:05:58,329 --> 01:05:59,996
And he likes long,
1260
01:06:00,581 --> 01:06:03,041
sweet, slow, lingering kisses.
1261
01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:06,252
Damn.
1262
01:06:06,837 --> 01:06:08,171
Damn!
1263
01:06:08,672 --> 01:06:10,590
What? Are you making fun of me?
1264
01:06:10,674 --> 01:06:14,260
Oh, no, girl. No, I'm saying that's exactly Trent.
1265
01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:17,305
Sure, he can be all puffed up on the outside,
1266
01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:18,473
but once you get to know him,
1267
01:06:18,557 --> 01:06:19,891
I'm saying, he's a real sweetheart.
1268
01:06:20,601 --> 01:06:23,436
I mean, you guys should, like, be a couple!
1269
01:06:23,729 --> 01:06:25,397
He was thinking about going
to the Showcase tomorrow.
1270
01:06:25,481 --> 01:06:27,774
Maybe you guys can hook up,
you know, after the dance.
1271
01:06:27,858 --> 01:06:29,442
Tomorrow night.
1272
01:06:29,693 --> 01:06:31,111
I don't know. Can I meet him before?
1273
01:06:31,195 --> 01:06:33,905
(CHUCKLING) No! It's tomorrow night.
1274
01:06:35,199 --> 01:06:37,075
Well, how about tonight, then?
1275
01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:40,620
Oh, he'll be there.
1276
01:06:41,205 --> 01:06:42,414
Good.
1277
01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:48,920
MALCOLM: Just Kurtis Kool.
1278
01:06:49,004 --> 01:06:50,797
(SIGHS) Let me see.
1279
01:06:50,881 --> 01:06:52,757
What is wrong with you? Your life's in danger
1280
01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:54,426
and what did you do? You go shopping.
1281
01:06:54,718 --> 01:06:57,011
Look, shopping is a very big deal for girls.
1282
01:06:57,304 --> 01:07:00,098
It's like their sports. If they ain't
doing it, they're talking about it.
1283
01:07:00,307 --> 01:07:02,517
Comparing stats, tracking sales.
1284
01:07:02,601 --> 01:07:03,810
It's like a fantasy league, you know?
1285
01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:06,688
So help me, Trent, if you're
falling for that Haley girl...
1286
01:07:06,772 --> 01:07:09,315
(STAMMERING) I'm not going for Haley. I mean... No.
1287
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:10,608
She's not my type.
1288
01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:11,776
Good.
1289
01:07:15,489 --> 01:07:18,491
Okay, so, why don't we just go
down there and intercept it?
1290
01:07:18,742 --> 01:07:21,202
MALCOLM: Not yet. Surveillance is a waiting game.
1291
01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,371
We can't do anything that could blow our cover.
1292
01:07:23,456 --> 01:07:25,540
Besides, if Mia is spinning us,
1293
01:07:25,624 --> 01:07:27,834
let's just hope that if it is the music box,
1294
01:07:27,918 --> 01:07:29,919
that the flash drive's still inside it.
1295
01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:31,629
Oh, okay.
1296
01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:35,967
(SIGHS) So we just wait here.
1297
01:07:36,343 --> 01:07:38,636
(HUMMING)
1298
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:45,018
Wait a minute. Is that the Tempts?
1299
01:07:45,769 --> 01:07:47,562
Not too old school for you?
1300
01:07:47,646 --> 01:07:50,148
No, actually, I was thinking about
sampling it for my mix tape.
1301
01:07:50,357 --> 01:07:51,941
Can you sing it?
1302
01:07:52,568 --> 01:07:54,068
I'd rather hum.
1303
01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:58,156
I mean, but if you sing it, I can catch a
vibe and I can have a dope mix tape
1304
01:07:58,282 --> 01:08:01,409
with some old-school jams on
there. Then we can like...
1305
01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:02,994
All right.
1306
01:08:03,329 --> 01:08:06,164
(SINGING) Papa was a rolling stone
1307
01:08:07,666 --> 01:08:09,709
Wherever he laid his hat was his home
1308
01:08:09,793 --> 01:08:10,793
(RAPPING) What
1309
01:08:10,878 --> 01:08:14,589
And I'm so fly But I get it from my fam
1310
01:08:14,673 --> 01:08:16,591
And we in the place and we on a case
1311
01:08:16,675 --> 01:08:19,010
Vibin' out to an old-school jam
1312
01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:21,429
(LAUGHS) I like that.
1313
01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:24,224
I like how you put the little new
school with the old school.
1314
01:08:24,308 --> 01:08:26,017
I could feel that.
1315
01:08:26,101 --> 01:08:29,604
I could jam to that. I could, you
know, do this little thing I do.
1316
01:08:29,688 --> 01:08:31,189
Now, what's that?
1317
01:08:31,315 --> 01:08:33,358
A little something I used to do back in the day
1318
01:08:33,442 --> 01:08:34,442
called the Cleveland Shuffle.
1319
01:08:34,527 --> 01:08:36,277
Oh, no, I need that. Come on.
1320
01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:37,487
Well, it's two to the right.
1321
01:08:37,571 --> 01:08:38,613
Okay.
1322
01:08:38,697 --> 01:08:41,241
Two to the left. Now freak with it.
1323
01:08:41,492 --> 01:08:44,702
Freak with it. Freak with it, freak with it.
1324
01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:48,039
Kick. Now you get your spin on. Right?
1325
01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:49,958
Right? Bring it back.
1326
01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:52,085
(EXCLAIMS) Then you freak with it.
1327
01:08:52,336 --> 01:08:54,045
Freak with it. That's right.
1328
01:08:54,129 --> 01:08:56,798
And your arms got to be in a little T. rex position.
1329
01:08:56,882 --> 01:08:58,633
Okay. So a little something...
1330
01:08:58,717 --> 01:08:59,801
Now freak with it.
1331
01:08:59,885 --> 01:09:01,302
So it's like the Soulja Boy, right?
1332
01:09:01,428 --> 01:09:04,681
No, Soulja Boy, that's a little hop thing.
1333
01:09:04,765 --> 01:09:06,683
I know what you're talking about,
but that's a little hop thing.
1334
01:09:06,767 --> 01:09:08,434
This is... This is more like this?
1335
01:09:08,519 --> 01:09:10,687
This is Tempts. When them boys was...
1336
01:09:10,771 --> 01:09:12,480
I like that. You know, "Oooh!"
1337
01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,065
You know, that kind of thing.
1338
01:09:14,149 --> 01:09:16,484
That's why I like doing this move.
1339
01:09:16,569 --> 01:09:18,903
'Cause it's not that complicated.
1340
01:09:19,154 --> 01:09:20,613
(LAUGHING)
1341
01:09:24,368 --> 01:09:25,535
Wait, what's up?
1342
01:09:26,078 --> 01:09:28,288
There are the girls. All right.
1343
01:09:28,914 --> 01:09:31,040
Chirkoff must have gotten to Kurtis Kool
1344
01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:33,251
and Kurtis Kool got the girls to steal the music box.
1345
01:09:33,544 --> 01:09:34,627
I can't believe that.
1346
01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:37,672
Look, Trent. Get back in that dress, all right?
1347
01:09:37,756 --> 01:09:38,840
I'm gonna check it out.
1348
01:09:38,924 --> 01:09:39,966
Okay.
1349
01:09:50,144 --> 01:09:52,270
(UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1350
01:09:57,693 --> 01:09:59,110
(MAN SINGING) All right
1351
01:10:03,699 --> 01:10:06,367
Come on You're outta sight
1352
01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:11,164
You got to give me just what I need
1353
01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:15,627
And a sweet little something that
brings a man to his knees
1354
01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:19,464
I like it easy I like it nice and slow
1355
01:10:19,548 --> 01:10:21,090
Boo. Oh!
1356
01:10:21,842 --> 01:10:23,301
(CHUCKLING)
1357
01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:26,054
Wow, a security guard with stalkers.
1358
01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:28,473
I'm a curious woman.
1359
01:10:28,807 --> 01:10:31,643
Why don't you come and throw
back some juice with me?
1360
01:10:31,727 --> 01:10:33,811
Let me satisfy that curiosity.
1361
01:10:37,691 --> 01:10:40,026
Well, all right. A little juice.
1362
01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:42,278
This way? Mmm-hmm.
1363
01:10:52,998 --> 01:10:56,334
(MAN SINGING) I know, lately
1364
01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:58,002
Hey, have you seen a girl...
1365
01:10:58,087 --> 01:10:59,962
Oh, okay. Thank you.
1366
01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:11,516
Haley?
1367
01:11:13,268 --> 01:11:14,352
Trent?
1368
01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:16,688
What's up? How you doing?
1369
01:11:17,856 --> 01:11:23,236
Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late. These poetry
readings always run long.
1370
01:11:25,489 --> 01:11:26,739
You do spoken word?
1371
01:11:26,990 --> 01:11:28,074
Yeah.
1372
01:11:29,201 --> 01:11:32,954
And I like slow, lingering kisses.
1373
01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:36,124
You know, it's weird that you would say that.
1374
01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:38,918
Yeah, 'cause you feel the same way, too, right?
1375
01:11:39,795 --> 01:11:41,838
No, it's just weird that you would say that.
1376
01:11:45,509 --> 01:11:50,138
Right, right. Because rap don't allow
me to get my sensitivities out.
1377
01:11:51,223 --> 01:11:53,391
And I got a lot of sensitivities
1378
01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:56,644
I like to get out. As a man, it's like...
1379
01:11:57,062 --> 01:11:59,355
They're deep. It's like an ocean inside me.
1380
01:12:00,065 --> 01:12:02,316
At the poetry jam, uh,
1381
01:12:02,401 --> 01:12:04,485
we get all our sensitivities out,
you know what I'm saying?
1382
01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:06,320
And we be snapping...
1383
01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:07,613
(SIGHING) Okay.
1384
01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:10,408
And it's like... It's, uh...
1385
01:12:10,576 --> 01:12:13,161
You know, I'm really sorry all Charmaine's
coaching had to go to waste,
1386
01:12:13,245 --> 01:12:14,495
but I think that I'm just going to go.
1387
01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:16,664
No, no, no, wait, just stay. Stay.
1388
01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:18,416
(STAMMERS) Look.
1389
01:12:18,542 --> 01:12:22,170
Charmaine told me you were a beautiful, great girl.
1390
01:12:22,254 --> 01:12:25,840
And usually, beautiful, great girls don't go for...
1391
01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:27,091
The Prodi-G?
1392
01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:30,595
Yeah. Well, that's not exactly who I am.
1393
01:12:31,930 --> 01:12:34,432
This isn't who I am. This is...
1394
01:12:38,562 --> 01:12:40,980
Okay, then, who are you?
1395
01:12:43,692 --> 01:12:46,194
I don't know. I don't know who I am.
1396
01:12:46,278 --> 01:12:48,654
I'm still trying to figure that out.
1397
01:12:50,949 --> 01:12:51,991
Me, too.
1398
01:12:52,367 --> 01:12:54,452
Yeah. Can we run this back?
1399
01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:56,454
Yes. Yes, we can.
1400
01:12:56,663 --> 01:12:58,039
I'm Trent.
1401
01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:00,333
Haley. Haley.
1402
01:13:03,754 --> 01:13:06,798
Your champagne, my Nubian goddess.
1403
01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:11,093
Now don't go putting me on no pedestal.
You know it might break.
1404
01:13:11,178 --> 01:13:14,722
What you talking about, girl?
I like a woman with a little
1405
01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:16,641
funk in her trunk!
1406
01:13:17,601 --> 01:13:21,145
And some shrimp in the backyard. That's a woman!
1407
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:24,023
(LAUGHS) Well, you know I like me
a man with a dangerous side.
1408
01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:27,902
Something tells me that Kurtis Kool is not just a man
1409
01:13:27,986 --> 01:13:29,612
with keys and a Taser, huh?
1410
01:13:29,696 --> 01:13:30,738
(LAUGHING)
1411
01:13:30,989 --> 01:13:32,657
And you're ticklish!
1412
01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:39,163
Well, I'm into some illegalities at the moment.
1413
01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:40,915
Oh? Well, what kind?
1414
01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:44,001
Well, just typical BS, you know.
1415
01:13:45,128 --> 01:13:46,754
Middleman stuff.
1416
01:13:47,631 --> 01:13:49,799
Holding something hot.
1417
01:13:51,134 --> 01:13:52,635
(WHISPERING) That's "stolen."
1418
01:13:54,221 --> 01:13:55,596
Who you holding it for?
1419
01:13:57,057 --> 01:13:58,140
What are you, the FBI?
1420
01:13:59,017 --> 01:14:01,185
No! Ain't no FBI!
1421
01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:03,104
You wearing a wire?
1422
01:14:03,397 --> 01:14:04,438
What? No!
1423
01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:05,690
I'm going to find the wire!
1424
01:14:06,024 --> 01:14:07,775
Can you hear this? No...
1425
01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:12,071
Now that's funny, 'cause I know I ain't no FBI.
1426
01:14:12,197 --> 01:14:13,614
This I know.
1427
01:14:14,032 --> 01:14:15,533
(CHUCKLING)
1428
01:14:16,243 --> 01:14:17,869
(SIGHING) Oh.
1429
01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:20,872
You're so beautiful.
1430
01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:23,583
So much I like you.
1431
01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:25,251
You know,
1432
01:14:26,503 --> 01:14:29,755
you're my high priestess of delight.
1433
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,258
No, no... Kurtis Kool!
1434
01:14:32,342 --> 01:14:34,218
I just want to bite you! Kurtis!
1435
01:14:36,388 --> 01:14:37,805
You got
1436
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:40,683
Motownopoly. Let's play.
1437
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,727
Yeah.
1438
01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:44,812
I got a better game than that.
1439
01:14:48,609 --> 01:14:50,318
(HALEY LAUGHING)
1440
01:14:52,779 --> 01:14:55,448
TRENT: So, look, I should get back.
1441
01:14:56,450 --> 01:14:58,117
Really? Why?
1442
01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:01,412
I guess I got a little time.
1443
01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:03,623
Damn! Damn!
1444
01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:06,876
Yo! It's Trent!
1445
01:15:07,461 --> 01:15:09,420
Yo, you got the producer guy's number?
1446
01:15:09,504 --> 01:15:11,339
Yo, call him and tell him we found our boy.
1447
01:15:11,423 --> 01:15:12,882
What's he doing?
1448
01:15:15,802 --> 01:15:18,137
Yeah. Yeah, we found our boy!
1449
01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:19,805
(ENGINE STARTING)
1450
01:15:27,272 --> 01:15:29,607
Trent! Yo!
1451
01:15:30,817 --> 01:15:34,278
Whoa! Rembrandt. Wow.
1452
01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:37,031
Yeah. This is my crew.
1453
01:15:37,115 --> 01:15:38,532
This is Rembrandt and Scratch.
1454
01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:39,659
Hey.
1455
01:15:39,743 --> 01:15:41,160
How you doing? How you doing?
1456
01:15:41,244 --> 01:15:43,287
Yo, you got your step-pop to sign the contract yet?
1457
01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:44,872
Yeah, man, I'm on it.
1458
01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:46,290
Come on, I want to take you somewhere.
1459
01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:48,042
Okay.
1460
01:15:48,418 --> 01:15:50,086
See you guys later. See you guys.
1461
01:15:50,170 --> 01:15:51,170
All right.
1462
01:15:51,254 --> 01:15:52,380
Yeah, you do that!
1463
01:15:52,464 --> 01:15:54,298
'Cause we got somebody we want you to meet.
1464
01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:56,133
Yeah, I'll holler. Okay.
1465
01:15:56,218 --> 01:15:57,718
Yeah, yeah! Tomorrow, Trent!
1466
01:15:57,803 --> 01:16:01,555
Scratch and Rembrandt, they're like,
I don't know, one's tall, one's short.
1467
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,516
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I noticed that.
1468
01:16:05,268 --> 01:16:06,519
We found him.
1469
01:16:06,603 --> 01:16:09,981
CHIRKOFF: Just stay with him. See
if he leads you to the father.
1470
01:16:10,065 --> 01:16:11,232
Okay.
1471
01:16:17,990 --> 01:16:19,490
Let the games begin.
1472
01:16:21,159 --> 01:16:23,995
You know, these girls of mine are driving me up a wall.
1473
01:16:24,287 --> 01:16:26,580
You know Jasmine Lee and Isabelle Parada?
1474
01:16:26,999 --> 01:16:29,000
No, refresh my memory.
1475
01:16:29,459 --> 01:16:30,835
Left foot, red.
1476
01:16:34,589 --> 01:16:36,966
They gave you a bag about an hour ago.
1477
01:16:38,176 --> 01:16:40,302
Right foot, yellow.
1478
01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:47,101
Oh! That Jasmine and Isabelle.
1479
01:16:47,519 --> 01:16:49,979
(GRUNTS) Sorry, Big Momma.
1480
01:16:50,272 --> 01:16:54,316
You know, those girls could be in a
lot of trouble. And so could you.
1481
01:16:55,235 --> 01:16:56,902
So who you holding that bag for?
1482
01:16:56,987 --> 01:16:59,113
Someone outside the school?
1483
01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:01,365
You really want to see that bag?
1484
01:17:02,617 --> 01:17:03,743
Damn!
1485
01:17:05,495 --> 01:17:07,121
Right hand, blue.
1486
01:17:07,539 --> 01:17:09,081
Are you...
1487
01:17:09,916 --> 01:17:11,292
Is it blue?
1488
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,419
Mmm-hmm. Right hand, blue.
1489
01:17:19,718 --> 01:17:21,135
Come to papa.
1490
01:17:36,318 --> 01:17:39,070
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1491
01:17:39,404 --> 01:17:41,072
KURTIS: Left hand, green!
1492
01:17:42,407 --> 01:17:43,699
Oh, well...
1493
01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:46,827
Looks like we're all out of green. Game over.
1494
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:50,039
No, no, no. I got your green.
1495
01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:53,709
(GRUNTS)
1496
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:56,670
Okay. Go ahead. Reach for the stars, baby.
1497
01:17:56,755 --> 01:17:58,130
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, hell, no!
1498
01:17:59,341 --> 01:18:00,466
What's wrong with your voice?
1499
01:18:00,550 --> 01:18:03,260
You heard me. Get your ass up.
1500
01:18:06,473 --> 01:18:07,598
Sister, you a brother?
1501
01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:11,811
Not again.
1502
01:18:12,020 --> 01:18:14,814
You touch me again, I'll knock you into next Sunday.
1503
01:18:15,065 --> 01:18:18,025
Hand over the bag. Hand over the bag, now!
1504
01:18:20,403 --> 01:18:23,531
Every time I try to meet somebody,
it's ding-a-ling-a-ling!
1505
01:18:23,615 --> 01:18:25,116
Be quiet! All right?
1506
01:18:25,325 --> 01:18:28,702
I'm undercover. FBI. Now give me the damn bag.
1507
01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:30,830
Wow. (EXCLAIMS IMPATIENTLY)
1508
01:18:39,631 --> 01:18:40,673
What the hell?
1509
01:18:49,224 --> 01:18:52,309
What the hell is a grown man
doing with a damn rooster?
1510
01:18:52,727 --> 01:18:55,146
(SIGHS) The girls stole it from St. Ignatius.
1511
01:18:55,772 --> 01:18:57,731
The boys' school? They're the Gamecocks.
1512
01:18:58,191 --> 01:19:00,151
They were gonna give it back after the Showcase.
1513
01:19:01,695 --> 01:19:03,237
(CLUCKING)
1514
01:19:04,948 --> 01:19:06,448
You want to finish the game?
1515
01:19:09,494 --> 01:19:10,744
Come on.
1516
01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:11,996
Where are we going?
1517
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,664
You'll see. Okay.
1518
01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:24,216
Wow.
1519
01:19:24,718 --> 01:19:26,760
It's my home away from home.
1520
01:19:27,470 --> 01:19:28,470
This is nice.
1521
01:19:28,555 --> 01:19:29,597
Tomorrow night's the Showcase
1522
01:19:29,681 --> 01:19:32,183
and it's my best shot at getting
a scholarship for composition.
1523
01:19:32,517 --> 01:19:34,685
Without a scholarship, I'm out.
1524
01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:37,563
Everyone is gonna be there, you know?
1525
01:19:37,647 --> 01:19:40,024
Juilliard, Berklee, Peabody and Oberlin.
1526
01:19:40,358 --> 01:19:43,235
All right, look. Okay. So, I see
a beautiful woman right now.
1527
01:19:43,403 --> 01:19:45,112
I see a dope piano.
1528
01:19:45,197 --> 01:19:47,615
And nobody's playing it.
1529
01:19:48,825 --> 01:19:50,201
You want me to play?
1530
01:19:51,203 --> 01:19:52,369
Yeah.
1531
01:19:52,454 --> 01:19:53,454
Right now.
1532
01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:55,539
All right, I guess I gotta play it.
1533
01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:57,875
No, no, don't touch my piano.
1534
01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:01,086
Excuse me. Excuse me.
1535
01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:03,380
(CLEARING THROAT)
1536
01:20:05,550 --> 01:20:08,093
Okay, please don't judge. It's rough.
1537
01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:12,223
(PLAYING SOULFUL TUNE)
1538
01:20:12,307 --> 01:20:14,475
(SINGING WORDLESS MELODY)
1539
01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:23,359
See? It's not totally there yet.
1540
01:20:23,443 --> 01:20:24,735
I don't know, something's missing.
1541
01:20:24,819 --> 01:20:27,112
No, it's not missing nothing. It's tight.
1542
01:20:27,197 --> 01:20:29,573
You just got to feel it, you know what I mean?
1543
01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:32,451
You got to, like, speed it up a little bit.
1544
01:20:32,535 --> 01:20:33,994
Speed it up? Yeah.
1545
01:20:34,704 --> 01:20:36,121
Okay, um...
1546
01:20:36,539 --> 01:20:38,540
(PLAYING SLIGHTLY FASTER)
1547
01:20:39,876 --> 01:20:41,085
Yeah. Yeah.
1548
01:20:41,169 --> 01:20:42,920
That's better, right? Yeah.
1549
01:20:45,757 --> 01:20:47,591
(SINGING WORDLESS MELODY)
1550
01:20:54,724 --> 01:20:57,726
(SINGING) You've given me everything
1551
01:20:57,811 --> 01:21:00,813
You make me complete
1552
01:21:00,981 --> 01:21:03,190
(SINGING WORDLESS MELODY)
1553
01:21:11,658 --> 01:21:13,075
Yeah, I like that, I like that.
1554
01:21:13,159 --> 01:21:14,201
You like that?
1555
01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:15,995
Should we syncopate it?
1556
01:21:16,079 --> 01:21:19,957
(SIGHS) Look, normally, I don't syncopate
on the first date, but...
1557
01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:21,834
(SINGING WORDLESS MELODY)
1558
01:21:24,379 --> 01:21:26,338
(HARMONIZING)
1559
01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:35,889
All right, this is what we're gonna do next, right?
1560
01:21:35,974 --> 01:21:38,100
You're gonna go up a little higher.
You know what I mean?
1561
01:21:38,184 --> 01:21:39,935
Up an octave?
1562
01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:41,687
Yeah, an octave.
1563
01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:46,108
(PLAYING HIGHER)
1564
01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:58,203
(SINGING) Baby, you know
1565
01:21:59,205 --> 01:22:02,082
You are the air that I breathe
1566
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:05,210
The life that's in me
1567
01:22:09,215 --> 01:22:12,009
(RAPPING) Me and you, we chillin' Hangin', cruisin'
1568
01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:15,429
Me and you together ain't worth losin'
1569
01:22:15,805 --> 01:22:18,265
On the keys, being crazy
1570
01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:20,768
Happy that I get to see you daily
1571
01:22:20,852 --> 01:22:23,270
Each time I see you
1572
01:22:23,646 --> 01:22:26,231
My heart starts to pound
1573
01:22:26,649 --> 01:22:31,820
Whenever you come around
1574
01:22:32,364 --> 01:22:36,367
'Cause you are all I need
1575
01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:38,619
(SINGING WORDLESS MELODY)
1576
01:22:38,870 --> 01:22:41,538
You've given me everything
1577
01:22:41,748 --> 01:22:44,249
You make me complete
1578
01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:49,254
Yeah, you are all I need
1579
01:22:51,049 --> 01:22:53,884
You're making me better, see
1580
01:22:54,177 --> 01:22:58,555
All of the love that you're giving me
1581
01:23:05,397 --> 01:23:07,272
How did you... That song is amazing.
1582
01:23:07,357 --> 01:23:08,399
It's perfect, right?
1583
01:23:08,483 --> 01:23:11,068
We have to do it at the Showcase tomorrow night.
1584
01:23:11,152 --> 01:23:12,319
We?
1585
01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:14,738
Yeah, we'll blow everyone away!
1586
01:23:14,989 --> 01:23:17,658
I mean, you know, it's your show. I'll be watching.
1587
01:23:17,742 --> 01:23:21,620
No, come on, you're a part of
this. I can't do it without you.
1588
01:23:22,580 --> 01:23:23,747
Please?
1589
01:23:24,624 --> 01:23:26,333
What time? Really?
1590
01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:29,253
Thank you!
1591
01:23:37,595 --> 01:23:40,264
I have to go back to the dorms before I get in trouble.
1592
01:23:40,598 --> 01:23:41,682
Yo.
1593
01:23:42,934 --> 01:23:44,435
Let's break night.
1594
01:23:45,770 --> 01:23:47,604
"Break night." Yeah.
1595
01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:49,106
I love that.
1596
01:23:49,441 --> 01:23:51,108
You're so amazing with words.
1597
01:23:51,609 --> 01:23:53,277
I can't believe you don't want to go to college.
1598
01:23:53,361 --> 01:23:56,738
I mean, all of those writers and poets you could study.
1599
01:23:57,282 --> 01:23:59,950
You know, I just figured I got
to strike while the iron's hot.
1600
01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:03,120
Jay-Z didn't drop Reasonable Doubt until he was 27.
1601
01:24:04,789 --> 01:24:07,875
Said the world's in a rush, but he waited to be perfect.
1602
01:24:09,836 --> 01:24:10,961
Hmm.
1603
01:24:11,296 --> 01:24:12,463
Well,
1604
01:24:13,381 --> 01:24:15,466
I'm feeling pretty perfect right now.
1605
01:24:18,094 --> 01:24:19,303
Me, too.
1606
01:24:37,822 --> 01:24:39,323
I have curfew.
1607
01:24:40,909 --> 01:24:42,034
See you tomorrow night?
1608
01:24:42,118 --> 01:24:43,118
Yeah.
1609
01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:45,996
Yeah, tomorrow night!
1610
01:24:56,841 --> 01:24:59,092
Kid's here to see his girlfriend, not his father.
1611
01:24:59,177 --> 01:25:02,012
Then take him. We'll kill him later.
1612
01:25:02,597 --> 01:25:03,764
Right now, he's bait.
1613
01:25:04,516 --> 01:25:05,682
Okay.
1614
01:25:06,518 --> 01:25:08,018
Let's go get him.
1615
01:25:12,982 --> 01:25:14,608
Let's go. Come on.
1616
01:25:28,206 --> 01:25:30,290
Two girls in one night.
1617
01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:32,000
You got to give the kid credit.
1618
01:25:37,632 --> 01:25:39,132
Not so much.
1619
01:25:54,524 --> 01:25:56,900
You idiots! How could you lose him?
1620
01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:02,322
I don't know. But I know where to find his girlfriend.
1621
01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:03,991
Both of them.
1622
01:26:07,078 --> 01:26:09,371
(ROOSTER CROWING)
1623
01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:13,250
Here's the deal.
1624
01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:15,961
You want me to keep your secret
1625
01:26:16,045 --> 01:26:19,715
about kidnapping Foghorn Leghorn here,
1626
01:26:20,091 --> 01:26:24,428
then tell me what you know about the
music box missing from the library.
1627
01:26:27,181 --> 01:26:29,016
Okay. That a girl.
1628
01:26:29,976 --> 01:26:33,937
There's a music box in the library and now it's missing.
1629
01:26:34,522 --> 01:26:35,939
(GROWLING)
1630
01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:37,357
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1631
01:26:37,442 --> 01:26:38,942
Big Momma, I have been looking for...
1632
01:26:39,027 --> 01:26:40,694
(CROWING)
1633
01:26:42,071 --> 01:26:44,448
What is the St. Ignatius mascot doing here?
1634
01:26:47,660 --> 01:26:51,163
Okay, I'm going to give you to the count of three.
1635
01:26:51,247 --> 01:26:55,083
And if nobody speaks up, then neither
of you is going to the Showcase.
1636
01:26:56,502 --> 01:26:57,586
One.
1637
01:26:59,547 --> 01:27:00,797
Two.
1638
01:27:03,051 --> 01:27:04,801
MALCOLM: They didn't steal the bird!
1639
01:27:05,219 --> 01:27:07,095
Uh, they found it.
1640
01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:11,266
Yeah, it was wandering around the
quad and they brought it to me.
1641
01:27:13,811 --> 01:27:15,771
GAIL: Oh. Well...
1642
01:27:16,481 --> 01:27:17,939
Thank you, girls.
1643
01:27:18,399 --> 01:27:20,567
There go one of my flock in need of some counseling.
1644
01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:23,904
Listen. I suggest you get this bird back to St. Ignatius
1645
01:27:23,988 --> 01:27:25,822
before it lays any more eggs.
1646
01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:27,824
But it's a rooster.
1647
01:27:28,076 --> 01:27:29,743
Child, they all taste the same
1648
01:27:29,827 --> 01:27:31,828
when you preheat the oven to 350.
1649
01:27:31,913 --> 01:27:33,330
Try it!
1650
01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:42,297
(IN NORMAL VOICE) You!
1651
01:27:42,590 --> 01:27:43,757
Stop!
1652
01:27:46,177 --> 01:27:48,178
Come here! Come here!
1653
01:27:50,723 --> 01:27:51,890
Come here!
1654
01:27:53,559 --> 01:27:56,144
MIA: I know that I've left you
a couple of other voice mails.
1655
01:27:56,229 --> 01:27:57,854
You can ignore those.
1656
01:27:59,524 --> 01:28:01,316
I can call you back.
1657
01:28:01,401 --> 01:28:02,484
(IN WOMANLY VOICE) Drive!
1658
01:28:02,568 --> 01:28:05,237
I can't! Delanté used to drive me
everywhere! I barely know...
1659
01:28:05,321 --> 01:28:07,864
Child, I told you, you don't need
no damn Delanté! Now, drive!
1660
01:28:15,832 --> 01:28:17,082
Turn!
1661
01:28:20,545 --> 01:28:21,795
I almost hit him!
1662
01:28:21,879 --> 01:28:23,004
Almost don't count.
1663
01:28:25,967 --> 01:28:27,300
(HORN HONKING)
1664
01:28:30,054 --> 01:28:31,930
Now take it up to 80.
1665
01:28:32,223 --> 01:28:33,223
Eighty?
1666
01:28:33,307 --> 01:28:34,391
You heard me! Eighty!
1667
01:28:36,769 --> 01:28:40,605
Great. I'm being followed by a
fat lady in a driver's ed car!
1668
01:28:40,690 --> 01:28:41,732
She's catching up.
1669
01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:49,030
Turn here!
1670
01:28:54,287 --> 01:28:57,622
There! I'm going to pull the emergency brake.
1671
01:29:01,711 --> 01:29:03,336
(MALCOLM EXCLAIMING)
1672
01:29:05,339 --> 01:29:07,215
This little go-kart handles well.
1673
01:29:07,383 --> 01:29:08,759
Keep driving! Go!
1674
01:29:09,677 --> 01:29:10,844
Now don't slow down.
1675
01:29:10,928 --> 01:29:12,596
You're going to kill us!
1676
01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:14,473
Without Delanté, you got nothing to live for.
1677
01:29:14,557 --> 01:29:17,184
No, I do! I have friends and I have school...
1678
01:29:21,481 --> 01:29:23,315
That was amazing!
1679
01:29:23,566 --> 01:29:25,358
VLAD: Watch out!
1680
01:29:25,651 --> 01:29:26,860
What do we do now?
1681
01:29:26,944 --> 01:29:28,153
Pray for the airbags.
1682
01:29:28,446 --> 01:29:29,488
I can do this!
1683
01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:45,003
Well, I think you learned enough for one day. I'll drive.
1684
01:29:46,631 --> 01:29:48,089
Oh, my gosh, there they are!
1685
01:29:49,675 --> 01:29:51,176
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1686
01:29:51,385 --> 01:29:53,178
Have you lost your mind?
1687
01:29:54,639 --> 01:29:56,598
They're driving backwards.
1688
01:30:03,314 --> 01:30:04,439
Oh, God!
1689
01:30:05,358 --> 01:30:06,608
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1690
01:30:09,654 --> 01:30:11,404
This is making me nauseous.
1691
01:30:28,172 --> 01:30:30,090
(GASPING)
1692
01:30:30,716 --> 01:30:33,510
Wow, that was fun! Let's do it again.
1693
01:30:34,846 --> 01:30:37,138
MALCOLM: They were here. I gotta
believe they're coming back.
1694
01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:39,015
They're going to kill me.
1695
01:30:40,184 --> 01:30:41,268
You've never taken off that dress.
1696
01:30:41,352 --> 01:30:42,519
How would they know you were here?
1697
01:30:43,271 --> 01:30:46,356
They wouldn't. But if they did.
1698
01:30:49,360 --> 01:30:50,944
Trent, is there something you want to tell me?
1699
01:30:53,906 --> 01:30:55,115
No.
1700
01:30:55,324 --> 01:30:57,284
Now, listen. Get back in costume.
1701
01:30:57,368 --> 01:31:00,078
Do not get out of it under any circumstances.
1702
01:31:00,413 --> 01:31:01,788
All right? All right.
1703
01:31:06,002 --> 01:31:07,627
Hey. Don't worry.
1704
01:31:08,504 --> 01:31:10,505
I'll find it when everyone's at the Showcase tonight.
1705
01:31:11,549 --> 01:31:13,717
Okay? All right.
1706
01:31:17,805 --> 01:31:20,056
ISABELLE: You guys have to see.
1707
01:31:20,141 --> 01:31:22,309
(ALL GASPING)
1708
01:31:22,393 --> 01:31:25,729
HALEY: Isabelle, it's great. You really captured her.
1709
01:31:25,813 --> 01:31:28,398
TRENT: Yeah, girl, and there's a whole lot to capture.
1710
01:31:28,482 --> 01:31:31,610
Thanks. I just hope the RISD admissions people agree.
1711
01:31:31,694 --> 01:31:33,069
Yeah, they totally will.
1712
01:31:33,487 --> 01:31:36,656
Hey, have you heard from Trent?
He better be here soon.
1713
01:31:41,662 --> 01:31:42,996
Big Momma?
1714
01:31:43,581 --> 01:31:44,664
Yes, dear?
1715
01:31:45,833 --> 01:31:49,878
You knew I took the rooster
and you didn't narc me out.
1716
01:31:50,379 --> 01:31:53,590
Child, this is not Big Momma's first barbecue.
1717
01:31:53,924 --> 01:31:56,384
You putting on this front of toughness.
1718
01:31:56,636 --> 01:31:58,428
Trying to act all growed up.
1719
01:31:58,846 --> 01:32:00,347
I'm a senior.
1720
01:32:00,431 --> 01:32:02,807
Child, I see who you are on the inside.
1721
01:32:02,892 --> 01:32:06,227
You're a good, sensitive girl. No
different than Big Momma.
1722
01:32:06,562 --> 01:32:08,355
You're strong-willed,
1723
01:32:08,439 --> 01:32:11,566
just trying to take care of the
people who depend on you.
1724
01:32:12,985 --> 01:32:14,069
Plus
1725
01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:16,946
I'm starving!
1726
01:32:17,281 --> 01:32:20,450
Aw! The poor baby is hungry!
1727
01:32:20,910 --> 01:32:22,744
(EXCLAIMING SYMPATHETICALLY)
1728
01:32:25,539 --> 01:32:26,790
I did something else.
1729
01:32:27,792 --> 01:32:29,417
Worse than the rooster.
1730
01:32:29,585 --> 01:32:31,002
She wanted to be a Diva so bad,
1731
01:32:31,087 --> 01:32:33,880
I told her she could be if she stole the music box.
1732
01:32:34,215 --> 01:32:35,256
Who?
1733
01:32:35,341 --> 01:32:37,050
Haley. I made her do it.
1734
01:32:37,385 --> 01:32:39,678
I told her to bring it tonight so
that we could put it back.
1735
01:32:40,054 --> 01:32:41,054
Where is Haley?
1736
01:32:41,472 --> 01:32:42,972
I just saw her with Mia.
1737
01:32:43,724 --> 01:32:48,144
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to our annual Showcase!
1738
01:32:50,272 --> 01:32:52,649
Get ready to see some of the best
1739
01:32:52,733 --> 01:32:54,818
and brightest young talent that Atlanta has to offer.
1740
01:32:54,902 --> 01:32:57,070
Well, thank you for telling me, all right?
1741
01:32:57,196 --> 01:32:59,030
That was big of you, you know?
1742
01:32:59,115 --> 01:33:02,492
Now you get out there and break a
leg, and make Big Momma proud.
1743
01:33:03,744 --> 01:33:06,913
And afterward, I'm going to
have a double cheeseburger
1744
01:33:08,207 --> 01:33:09,582
and a regular Coke.
1745
01:33:09,750 --> 01:33:11,292
Supersize it!
1746
01:33:11,544 --> 01:33:12,544
(CHUCKLING)
1747
01:33:12,628 --> 01:33:13,670
GAIL: ...Jasmine Lee!
1748
01:33:13,754 --> 01:33:15,338
Now go, go! Go, go, go!
1749
01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:16,840
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1750
01:33:22,054 --> 01:33:23,888
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1751
01:33:28,310 --> 01:33:30,603
How many times do I gotta say I'm sorry?
1752
01:33:30,771 --> 01:33:32,188
Sorry?
1753
01:33:33,357 --> 01:33:36,609
"Sorry" don't mean squat from a two-timing dog!
1754
01:33:37,069 --> 01:33:38,778
Like Aunt Yorima used to say,
1755
01:33:38,863 --> 01:33:42,490
"It's better to be alone with yourself
for the rest of your life
1756
01:33:42,742 --> 01:33:44,993
"than together with bad company for a minute."
1757
01:33:45,077 --> 01:33:47,328
And, honey, you is bad company!
1758
01:33:47,413 --> 01:33:51,040
You're an entire conglomerate of badness!
1759
01:33:51,125 --> 01:33:53,418
Wait. Who is Aunt Yorima?
1760
01:33:54,086 --> 01:33:56,254
Mia? You seen Haley?
1761
01:33:56,338 --> 01:33:57,714
Yeah. I think she's with Charmaine.
1762
01:33:57,798 --> 01:34:00,216
Try the other side of the stage.
1763
01:34:01,177 --> 01:34:02,844
This Delanté? Yeah.
1764
01:34:03,304 --> 01:34:05,096
(EXCLAIMS DISAPPROVINGLY)
1765
01:34:06,557 --> 01:34:07,640
And another thing...
1766
01:34:11,228 --> 01:34:13,188
(WHISPERING) Hey, Haley. Hey, girl.
1767
01:34:13,272 --> 01:34:15,190
Where is Trent? I'm up next!
1768
01:34:15,274 --> 01:34:16,775
Excuse me.
1769
01:34:18,527 --> 01:34:21,946
Listen, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
1770
01:34:24,033 --> 01:34:25,700
Trent's not going to make it.
1771
01:34:26,952 --> 01:34:28,995
What? What am I going to do?
1772
01:34:29,079 --> 01:34:30,872
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1773
01:34:36,337 --> 01:34:38,588
Bravo! You did your thing. I saw that move.
1774
01:34:39,173 --> 01:34:42,634
All right, listen. Breathe, girl, breathe. It's all good.
1775
01:34:42,718 --> 01:34:44,844
You're going to go out there
and you're gonna be great.
1776
01:34:44,929 --> 01:34:46,137
You don't need Trent.
1777
01:34:46,222 --> 01:34:50,016
Next, with an original composition, Haley Robinson!
1778
01:34:50,768 --> 01:34:51,851
Okay.
1779
01:35:00,736 --> 01:35:02,403
Big Momma, what are you doing?
1780
01:35:02,488 --> 01:35:03,905
You're supposed to be chaperoning!
1781
01:35:03,989 --> 01:35:05,198
There are boys backstage.
1782
01:35:08,661 --> 01:35:10,036
All right, all right.
1783
01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:11,955
Hey! What are you... Get out of there, you!
1784
01:35:12,039 --> 01:35:15,542
You don't try to get a little nookie!
I'm gonna tan your hide!
1785
01:35:18,462 --> 01:35:20,255
Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)
1786
01:35:21,715 --> 01:35:23,716
(PLAYING SONG UNEVENLY)
1787
01:35:28,514 --> 01:35:30,473
(SINGING MELODY TIMIDLY)
1788
01:35:36,063 --> 01:35:37,605
(STOPS PLAYING)
1789
01:35:39,108 --> 01:35:40,400
Um...
1790
01:35:40,693 --> 01:35:42,235
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
1791
01:35:45,698 --> 01:35:47,824
I'm sorry, this was supposed to be a duet.
1792
01:35:53,706 --> 01:35:56,374
It still is, girl. Look, Trent taught me everything.
1793
01:35:56,458 --> 01:35:58,209
What? Rock with it.
1794
01:35:58,961 --> 01:36:00,420
(RESUMES PLAYING)
1795
01:36:00,504 --> 01:36:02,255
(BOTH HARMONIZING)
1796
01:36:12,057 --> 01:36:14,475
(SINGING) Baby, you know
1797
01:36:14,935 --> 01:36:18,104
You are the air that I breathe
1798
01:36:18,397 --> 01:36:20,940
The life that's in me
1799
01:36:21,025 --> 01:36:23,318
Oh
1800
01:36:24,486 --> 01:36:27,280
And each time I see you
1801
01:36:27,448 --> 01:36:30,116
My heart starts to pound
1802
01:36:30,492 --> 01:36:35,622
Whenever you come around
1803
01:36:36,206 --> 01:36:40,752
'Cause you are all I need
1804
01:36:42,796 --> 01:36:45,548
You're making me better, see
1805
01:36:45,633 --> 01:36:47,508
From all of the love
1806
01:36:47,593 --> 01:36:49,385
That you're giving me Every time I think about you
1807
01:36:49,470 --> 01:36:51,721
Want you, need you, hold you, kiss you, love you
1808
01:36:51,805 --> 01:36:54,807
Never would place a person on this earth above you
1809
01:36:54,892 --> 01:36:58,728
I just want to be the one to make you feel amazing
1810
01:36:58,812 --> 01:37:00,980
And because you keep it real, we singing
1811
01:37:01,065 --> 01:37:03,149
HALEY: And each time I see you
1812
01:37:03,776 --> 01:37:06,694
My heart starts to pound
1813
01:37:06,779 --> 01:37:12,325
Whenever you come around
1814
01:37:12,409 --> 01:37:16,579
Yeah, you are all I need
1815
01:37:16,664 --> 01:37:18,414
Uh, you gentlemen...
1816
01:37:18,499 --> 01:37:20,291
Are you invited guests?
1817
01:37:20,668 --> 01:37:23,002
That's the crazy lady who chased us.
1818
01:37:23,253 --> 01:37:25,421
Get out of our way. We have business here.
1819
01:37:25,506 --> 01:37:27,423
Only business you have here is none-ya.
1820
01:37:28,258 --> 01:37:29,842
What? "None-ya"?
1821
01:37:30,260 --> 01:37:32,553
None-ya damn business!
1822
01:37:32,638 --> 01:37:35,556
(IN DEEPER VOICE) I crossed the line I'm wrong to lie
1823
01:37:35,641 --> 01:37:37,016
I'll make you mine
1824
01:37:37,101 --> 01:37:41,354
Yeah, you are all I need
1825
01:37:41,814 --> 01:37:43,147
Wait
1826
01:37:43,232 --> 01:37:45,984
(RAPPING) These words I'm speaking
got me going crazy
1827
01:37:46,068 --> 01:37:47,610
I need you, Haley
1828
01:37:47,695 --> 01:37:49,570
To be my baby
1829
01:37:49,655 --> 01:37:51,114
(MUSIC STOPS)
1830
01:37:56,036 --> 01:37:57,620
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
1831
01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:02,625
Wardrobe malfunction!
1832
01:38:04,545 --> 01:38:06,212
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
1833
01:38:09,383 --> 01:38:11,009
Haley... You... You're...
1834
01:38:11,093 --> 01:38:12,385
Let me explain. I trusted you!
1835
01:38:12,469 --> 01:38:13,511
No, listen, listen.
1836
01:38:13,595 --> 01:38:15,596
My God, everything I told you?
1837
01:38:15,681 --> 01:38:17,223
I'm just saying... Listen.
1838
01:38:17,516 --> 01:38:18,891
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
1839
01:38:22,730 --> 01:38:23,896
Haley!
1840
01:38:25,482 --> 01:38:29,152
(GRUNTS) Security! Security! He groped me!
1841
01:38:30,362 --> 01:38:31,988
He's trying to freak me!
1842
01:38:32,072 --> 01:38:35,408
He's groping me! He's trying to freak me!
1843
01:38:36,118 --> 01:38:37,744
Oh, Lord!
1844
01:38:38,579 --> 01:38:41,080
Call the FBI, ask for Agent Crawford.
1845
01:38:41,165 --> 01:38:42,498
Tell him you're a friend of Big Momma's
1846
01:38:42,583 --> 01:38:44,542
and keep everyone in the auditorium!
1847
01:38:44,626 --> 01:38:45,668
I don't understand.
1848
01:38:45,753 --> 01:38:48,129
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Just do
it. I'll explain it to you later.
1849
01:38:48,422 --> 01:38:49,922
(GRUNTS)
1850
01:38:51,258 --> 01:38:54,302
Okay. Everyone, please stay in your seats, okay?
1851
01:38:54,386 --> 01:38:56,471
Mrs. Mercier, dancers, please!
1852
01:39:00,642 --> 01:39:02,101
Split up!
1853
01:39:03,270 --> 01:39:04,270
Haley!
1854
01:39:04,354 --> 01:39:05,772
Trent! Trent!
1855
01:39:07,691 --> 01:39:08,733
Haley!
1856
01:39:08,817 --> 01:39:10,359
Yo, yo, yo! What is this thing?
1857
01:39:10,694 --> 01:39:12,820
Dude, you are all kinds of freaky!
1858
01:39:12,905 --> 01:39:14,614
Does Haley like you better as a girl or a boy?
1859
01:39:14,698 --> 01:39:16,115
Look, I can't do this right now.
1860
01:39:16,366 --> 01:39:18,367
Big boy! Come on, man!
1861
01:39:18,452 --> 01:39:20,620
Come on, get him! Get him!
1862
01:39:21,663 --> 01:39:24,957
(IN NORMAL VOICE) All right. Y'all got 30
seconds to get your asses off campus
1863
01:39:25,042 --> 01:39:27,293
or there's a hell of a lot more where that came from.
1864
01:39:27,544 --> 01:39:29,045
Bounce!
1865
01:39:29,963 --> 01:39:31,464
You've got some explaining to do.
1866
01:39:31,548 --> 01:39:33,549
Look, Chirkoff's guys must've
made me yesterday in town.
1867
01:39:33,634 --> 01:39:35,510
I took off Charmaine's outfit just once,
1868
01:39:35,594 --> 01:39:36,719
to get close to Haley.
1869
01:39:36,804 --> 01:39:39,388
You blew your cover. And you lied to me about it!
1870
01:39:39,473 --> 01:39:40,556
For a girl who played you?
1871
01:39:40,641 --> 01:39:41,724
She didn't play me.
1872
01:39:41,809 --> 01:39:44,560
Oh, yeah? Did she tell you she had the music box?
1873
01:39:47,064 --> 01:39:48,689
You act like you're the man.
1874
01:39:48,774 --> 01:39:50,566
And you were starting to convince me.
1875
01:39:50,651 --> 01:39:52,068
But it's all an act, you know why?
1876
01:39:52,152 --> 01:39:54,821
'Cause a real man wouldn't risk his life for some girl.
1877
01:39:55,197 --> 01:39:57,073
Look, she ain't just some girl!
1878
01:39:57,157 --> 01:39:58,866
You did the same thing when you met my mom.
1879
01:39:58,951 --> 01:40:00,701
This is nothing like that.
1880
01:40:00,786 --> 01:40:02,578
Come on. Come on. Malcolm!
1881
01:40:02,663 --> 01:40:04,080
In. In! Yo!
1882
01:40:07,793 --> 01:40:09,877
Stay there! Do not move.
1883
01:40:09,962 --> 01:40:12,964
Look, you got to trust me! Malcolm!
1884
01:40:14,216 --> 01:40:15,675
Damn!
1885
01:40:39,032 --> 01:40:41,534
Haley! Haley!
1886
01:40:46,957 --> 01:40:49,876
Haley!
1887
01:40:52,713 --> 01:40:54,547
Boss. We got him.
1888
01:41:01,096 --> 01:41:02,471
H-bomb!
1889
01:41:02,556 --> 01:41:04,098
Go away! Look, let me explain.
1890
01:41:04,183 --> 01:41:05,725
Leave me alone!
1891
01:41:05,809 --> 01:41:08,728
Look, you got the music box in that bag, don't you?
1892
01:41:08,812 --> 01:41:10,980
Yeah, and right now I just want to
put it away and get out of here,
1893
01:41:11,064 --> 01:41:12,899
seeing as how my life is pretty much ruined!
1894
01:41:12,983 --> 01:41:15,318
Look, there's some crazy, dangerous people after that.
1895
01:41:15,569 --> 01:41:17,570
What are you talking about? It's
just some old music box.
1896
01:41:17,738 --> 01:41:19,322
Not really.
1897
01:41:25,537 --> 01:41:29,665
Look. This flash drive got evidence that'd
put away some really bad people.
1898
01:41:29,750 --> 01:41:31,167
That's why I've been working undercover.
1899
01:41:32,377 --> 01:41:33,544
What?
1900
01:41:34,254 --> 01:41:36,797
So this was just some kind of job?
1901
01:41:37,007 --> 01:41:38,716
(MOBILE PHONE CHIMING)
1902
01:41:41,511 --> 01:41:43,137
Our night together? Our kiss?
1903
01:41:43,222 --> 01:41:45,723
We'll talk about that later. But right now, I need this.
1904
01:41:45,933 --> 01:41:47,433
There's no later. Haley.
1905
01:41:47,517 --> 01:41:49,602
Actually, I'll take the drive!
1906
01:41:51,772 --> 01:41:52,897
Trent!
1907
01:41:53,607 --> 01:41:55,441
TRENT: Haley, come on! (HALEY SCREAMS)
1908
01:41:58,612 --> 01:41:59,987
HALEY: Run, run!
1909
01:42:00,072 --> 01:42:01,906
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
1910
01:42:02,199 --> 01:42:03,282
Talk to me.
1911
01:42:03,367 --> 01:42:05,076
VLAD: The kid's with the girl, they're in the library.
1912
01:42:05,160 --> 01:42:06,619
Haley, we got to get you somewhere safe.
1913
01:42:06,703 --> 01:42:08,621
Let go of me! Come on.
1914
01:42:14,169 --> 01:42:15,670
DMITRI: Don't move.
1915
01:42:16,797 --> 01:42:18,673
Runs pretty good for a woman.
1916
01:42:18,924 --> 01:42:20,800
(IN WOMANLY VOICE) Oh, don't shoot.
1917
01:42:20,884 --> 01:42:24,845
I'm not even wearing a clean pair of granny panties.
1918
01:42:25,180 --> 01:42:28,015
Coroner's gonna think I'm some two-bit floozy!
1919
01:42:28,100 --> 01:42:29,350
Shut up.
1920
01:42:31,311 --> 01:42:32,979
(GAGGING)
1921
01:42:34,815 --> 01:42:36,232
My palpitations!
1922
01:42:36,316 --> 01:42:37,942
My poor cholesterol heart!
1923
01:42:38,026 --> 01:42:41,320
Like Fred Sanford said, "I'm coming
to join you, Elizabeth!"
1924
01:42:48,870 --> 01:42:50,496
Wait, wait, wait!
1925
01:42:50,580 --> 01:42:52,248
Come on. Come on!
1926
01:43:06,346 --> 01:43:07,513
This way.
1927
01:43:11,852 --> 01:43:13,602
Big Momma! Catch!
1928
01:43:15,897 --> 01:43:17,356
Move. Move!
1929
01:43:17,733 --> 01:43:18,774
Haley, it's gonna be okay.
1930
01:43:18,859 --> 01:43:19,984
Shut your mouth!
1931
01:43:20,819 --> 01:43:23,070
You just gonna hurt these innocent children?
1932
01:43:23,280 --> 01:43:24,447
Give me the flash drive.
1933
01:43:24,531 --> 01:43:25,781
What if I say no?
1934
01:43:25,866 --> 01:43:27,575
I'm pretty good with this gun.
1935
01:43:27,659 --> 01:43:29,660
My late husband Othar taught me how to use it
1936
01:43:29,745 --> 01:43:32,038
in case of a home invasion.
1937
01:43:36,001 --> 01:43:39,712
Give him the gun, or I shoot the kids.
1938
01:43:48,055 --> 01:43:49,388
Now,
1939
01:43:50,932 --> 01:43:52,016
the flash drive.
1940
01:43:58,940 --> 01:44:00,733
Very good, Agent Turner.
1941
01:44:00,817 --> 01:44:04,070
It took me a while to figure out. Then I remember.
1942
01:44:04,821 --> 01:44:07,156
You're the master of disguise.
1943
01:44:13,747 --> 01:44:16,582
Take off the fat suit. I want to check you for weapons.
1944
01:44:22,714 --> 01:44:25,508
Look, don't shoot the kids, all right?
1945
01:44:25,592 --> 01:44:27,385
He don't remember what he saw.
1946
01:44:28,970 --> 01:44:30,304
Kill them.
1947
01:44:30,680 --> 01:44:33,099
And this time, no witnesses.
1948
01:44:33,600 --> 01:44:35,309
My pleasure. Hey, Trent.
1949
01:44:35,394 --> 01:44:36,852
CHIRKOFF: I'm checking the flash drive.
1950
01:44:36,937 --> 01:44:40,356
I'm sorry. I was wrong to think we could pull this off.
1951
01:44:40,440 --> 01:44:41,816
This is my fault.
1952
01:44:41,900 --> 01:44:44,026
No. You was just trying to protect me.
1953
01:44:44,111 --> 01:44:47,446
I lied to you and everything. I'm sorry, Dad.
1954
01:44:49,616 --> 01:44:52,118
All right, this family hour has to
end. I'm going to throw up.
1955
01:44:52,202 --> 01:44:54,829
Hey, whoa. Just let me say one last thing to my boy.
1956
01:44:58,125 --> 01:45:00,709
You know, I'll go to my grave
wishing we could have done
1957
01:45:00,794 --> 01:45:02,211
that Cleveland Shuffle together.
1958
01:45:02,295 --> 01:45:04,046
Remember? Mmm.
1959
01:45:04,131 --> 01:45:05,756
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
1960
01:45:05,841 --> 01:45:08,551
Killer step. If I just had one more chance.
1961
01:45:08,635 --> 01:45:10,261
Remember, it'd be two to the right,
1962
01:45:10,345 --> 01:45:11,679
(GRUNTING IN RHYTHM)
1963
01:45:11,805 --> 01:45:13,722
two to the left.
1964
01:45:13,807 --> 01:45:16,767
BOTH: Now freak with it, freak with
it. Freak with it, freak with it.
1965
01:45:22,482 --> 01:45:24,692
Enough! No more mistakes.
1966
01:45:25,819 --> 01:45:27,653
I never leave a witness.
1967
01:45:29,322 --> 01:45:30,656
Wait.
1968
01:45:32,492 --> 01:45:33,951
(GROANING)
1969
01:45:37,497 --> 01:45:38,998
My name is Kurtis Kool
1970
01:45:39,499 --> 01:45:41,333
and I just fried this fool.
1971
01:45:41,751 --> 01:45:42,960
AGENT: FBI!
1972
01:45:44,421 --> 01:45:45,838
Kurtis Kool.
1973
01:45:47,340 --> 01:45:49,383
You saved my boy. Thank you, man.
1974
01:45:49,468 --> 01:45:52,261
Just protecting the next generation of hip-hop.
1975
01:45:57,559 --> 01:45:59,268
Haley, hi.
1976
01:45:59,352 --> 01:46:01,020
I'm okay, I'm okay.
1977
01:46:01,354 --> 01:46:02,396
I knew she was a narc.
1978
01:46:02,481 --> 01:46:04,190
Hey, he's not a narc, he's a fed.
1979
01:46:04,274 --> 01:46:05,691
Same thing. You're a boy.
1980
01:46:05,942 --> 01:46:07,818
What's up? We cool now?
1981
01:46:08,778 --> 01:46:09,987
Weird.
1982
01:46:18,997 --> 01:46:20,080
Hey.
1983
01:46:21,541 --> 01:46:23,918
Look, I know I agreed to this.
1984
01:46:24,878 --> 01:46:29,048
And after the last few days, I want
you to know I'm happy to do it.
1985
01:46:29,883 --> 01:46:31,467
You've grown up.
1986
01:46:31,551 --> 01:46:34,136
I got to start trusting you in your decisions.
1987
01:46:37,224 --> 01:46:38,682
The contract.
1988
01:46:38,767 --> 01:46:40,976
Signed, sealed, delivered.
1989
01:46:42,020 --> 01:46:43,479
(LAUGHING)
1990
01:46:46,107 --> 01:46:47,358
Wow.
1991
01:46:59,663 --> 01:47:01,247
I'm going to Duke.
1992
01:47:01,581 --> 01:47:03,916
Yeah. I'm going to study music.
1993
01:47:04,209 --> 01:47:05,834
The Notorious PhD.
1994
01:47:07,254 --> 01:47:08,796
Really? Yeah.
1995
01:47:09,923 --> 01:47:13,008
You know, I realize there's no rush to greatness.
1996
01:47:13,593 --> 01:47:15,594
I mean, you only get one chance to be the new guy.
1997
01:47:17,013 --> 01:47:18,931
Spoken like a real man.
1998
01:47:19,766 --> 01:47:21,684
Look at you, boy. Look at you.
1999
01:47:24,646 --> 01:47:27,773
You know, I'm pretty sure you
called me Dad back there.
2000
01:47:28,483 --> 01:47:29,525
Did I?
2001
01:47:29,609 --> 01:47:30,734
Yeah, you did.
2002
01:47:30,819 --> 01:47:32,820
(CHUCKLES) You know, heat of the moment,
2003
01:47:32,904 --> 01:47:34,697
a little gunplay, we say things.
2004
01:47:34,948 --> 01:47:36,240
Uh-huh.
2005
01:47:36,866 --> 01:47:38,117
So, uh,
2006
01:47:38,827 --> 01:47:40,035
Dad.
2007
01:47:40,328 --> 01:47:41,495
Shoot.
2008
01:47:43,290 --> 01:47:44,623
Can I keep the boobs?
2009
01:47:44,874 --> 01:47:46,750
Put the bag in the car.
2010
01:47:46,835 --> 01:47:49,378
I just feel like I deserve them.
2011
01:47:49,462 --> 01:47:52,131
You know, I had to wear them for so long.
2012
01:47:52,215 --> 01:47:53,549
If that's what you want.
2013
01:47:53,633 --> 01:47:57,553
Son, I was thinking, your moms doesn't
need to know everything.
2014
01:47:57,637 --> 01:47:58,971
TRENT: You want me to lie to Moms?
2015
01:47:59,055 --> 01:48:00,681
It's just, some things she don't need to know.
2016
01:48:00,765 --> 01:48:03,225
Okay. You don't want her busting
that vein in her forehead
2017
01:48:03,310 --> 01:48:04,810
over nothing.
2018
01:48:13,862 --> 01:48:17,615
(SINGING) Yeah, he's a lyrical miracle, baby
2019
01:48:17,699 --> 01:48:20,242
You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin'
2020
01:48:20,327 --> 01:48:23,579
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
2021
01:48:23,663 --> 01:48:26,081
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
2022
01:48:26,166 --> 01:48:29,043
Let's get it poppin', baby You
know how we do it in here
2023
01:48:29,127 --> 01:48:32,087
It's Prodi-G and possibly the dopest one of the year
2024
01:48:32,172 --> 01:48:35,549
It seems like every time I stroll in You know I be zonin'
2025
01:48:35,634 --> 01:48:38,177
Go ahead and call them girls And bring a couple friends
2026
01:48:38,261 --> 01:48:39,845
You know I came a long way
2027
01:48:39,929 --> 01:48:41,430
I done learned so many lessons
2028
01:48:41,514 --> 01:48:44,642
But the most important is That
my family is my blessin'
2029
01:48:44,726 --> 01:48:47,645
And even when they stressin' Ha, just let it be
2030
01:48:47,729 --> 01:48:49,605
Without them, there's no me
2031
01:48:49,689 --> 01:48:51,023
Prodi-G!
2032
01:48:51,107 --> 01:48:53,859
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
2033
01:48:53,943 --> 01:48:56,528
You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin'
2034
01:48:56,613 --> 01:48:59,948
Yeah, he's a lyrical miracle, baby
2035
01:49:00,033 --> 01:49:02,451
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
2036
01:49:02,535 --> 01:49:05,663
It's Big Momma in the house
And I'm getting my rap on
2037
01:49:05,747 --> 01:49:08,582
Don't think I can't hang I party all night long
2038
01:49:08,667 --> 01:49:11,752
Now I ain't here preaching You
know how Big Momma be
2039
01:49:11,836 --> 01:49:15,130
Now give it up for my man, Prodi-G!
2040
01:49:15,215 --> 01:49:18,050
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
2041
01:49:18,134 --> 01:49:20,761
You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin'
2042
01:49:20,845 --> 01:49:24,264
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
2043
01:49:24,349 --> 01:49:26,850
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
2044
01:49:27,185 --> 01:49:30,270
My name is Kurtis Kool Ol' hip-hop player
2045
01:49:30,355 --> 01:49:33,273
See me 'round school, man I'm
something like the mayor
2046
01:49:33,358 --> 01:49:36,402
I got 'em going crazy I know I bring the drama
2047
01:49:36,486 --> 01:49:39,321
Smooth with the lady Especially Big Momma
2048
01:49:39,406 --> 01:49:42,491
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
2049
01:49:42,575 --> 01:49:45,160
You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin'
2050
01:49:45,245 --> 01:49:48,539
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
2051
01:49:48,623 --> 01:49:50,874
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
2052
01:49:50,959 --> 01:49:54,586
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
2053
01:49:54,671 --> 01:49:57,464
You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin'
2054
01:49:57,549 --> 01:50:00,676
He's a lyrical miracle, baby
2055
01:50:00,760 --> 01:50:04,138
And now you know just how I flow and it goes
2056
01:50:31,499 --> 01:50:33,876
Oh, they wanna know They've been asking questions
2057
01:50:33,960 --> 01:50:35,627
Oh, these boys wanna learn their lesson
2058
01:50:35,712 --> 01:50:37,588
So let's take 'em to school
2059
01:50:37,672 --> 01:50:40,758
We gonna break it down so they got their tools
2060
01:50:40,842 --> 01:50:41,884
Put your listenin' ears on
2061
01:50:41,968 --> 01:50:43,552
Work that machinery Grind the gears on
2062
01:50:43,636 --> 01:50:45,637
(WOMAN SINGING) Listen to the
beat Tell you how the word goes
2063
01:50:45,722 --> 01:50:47,890
And your homework is to go berserk
2064
01:50:47,974 --> 01:50:49,808
And we so fly 'cause we don't care
2065
01:50:49,893 --> 01:50:51,894
It's all about us when we out there
2066
01:50:51,978 --> 01:50:53,771
We so fly 'cause we gonna rock
2067
01:50:53,855 --> 01:50:55,898
The temperature rocks, we so hot
2068
01:50:55,982 --> 01:50:57,900
All the boys, they stop and stare
2069
01:50:57,984 --> 01:50:59,902
'Cause my girls got that thing, they want it
2070
01:50:59,986 --> 01:51:01,904
When the beat's on No matter where
2071
01:51:01,988 --> 01:51:02,988
All about this
2072
01:51:03,072 --> 01:51:09,912
Yeah, we hop on it Yeah, we hop on it
2073
01:51:11,456 --> 01:51:13,665
What they talkin' 'bout? My girls
2074
01:51:13,750 --> 01:51:15,667
What they talkin' 'bout? Yeah, me
2075
01:51:15,752 --> 01:51:17,669
What they talkin' 'bout? Our moves
2076
01:51:17,754 --> 01:51:19,630
What they talkin' 'bout? You'll see
2077
01:51:19,714 --> 01:51:21,548
What they talkin' 'bout? My girls
2078
01:51:21,633 --> 01:51:23,634
What they talkin' 'bout? Yeah, me
2079
01:51:23,718 --> 01:51:25,636
What they talkin' 'bout? Our moves
2080
01:51:25,720 --> 01:51:27,596
What they talkin' 'bout? You'll see
2081
01:51:27,680 --> 01:51:29,932
It's all about the mix, yeah, the combination
2082
01:51:30,016 --> 01:51:31,642
The TNA in the conversation
2083
01:51:31,726 --> 01:51:33,685
But on a dance floor kinda situation
2084
01:51:33,770 --> 01:51:35,938
It's all about the body The moves you makin'
2085
01:51:36,022 --> 01:51:37,815
Tongues rolled out, like the red carpet
2086
01:51:37,899 --> 01:51:39,608
He figured out how to hit the target
2087
01:51:39,692 --> 01:51:41,902
Oh, Papa Gotta do it proper
2088
01:51:41,986 --> 01:51:43,904
Take a minute to step back and watch her
2089
01:51:43,988 --> 01:51:45,823
We so fly 'cause we don't care
2090
01:51:45,907 --> 01:51:47,908
It's all about us when we out there
2091
01:51:47,992 --> 01:51:49,785
We so fly 'cause we gonna rock
2092
01:51:49,869 --> 01:51:52,287
The temperature rocks, we so hot
2093
01:51:52,372 --> 01:51:53,872
All the boys, they stop and stare
2094
01:51:53,957 --> 01:51:55,916
'Cause my girls got that thing, they want it
2095
01:51:56,000 --> 01:51:57,918
When the beat's on No matter where
2096
01:51:58,002 --> 01:51:59,002
All about this
2097
01:51:59,087 --> 01:52:05,884
Yeah, we hop on it Yeah, we hop on it
2098
01:52:07,470 --> 01:52:09,638
What they talkin' 'bout? My girls
2099
01:52:09,722 --> 01:52:11,640
What they talkin' 'bout? Yeah, me
2100
01:52:11,724 --> 01:52:13,642
What they talkin' 'bout? Our moves
2101
01:52:13,726 --> 01:52:15,644
What they talkin' 'bout? You'll see
2102
01:52:15,728 --> 01:52:17,646
What they talkin' 'bout? My girls
2103
01:52:17,730 --> 01:52:19,648
What they talkin' 'bout? Yeah, me
2104
01:52:19,732 --> 01:52:21,650
What they talkin' 'bout? Our moves
2105
01:52:21,734 --> 01:52:24,194
What they talkin' 'bout? You'll see
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