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Boy, that is absolutely it...

with me and
the Long Island Expressway.

I oughta have my head examined.
I mean, I never learn.

I know, hypothetically
it gets me in 12 minutes faster,

but that's with
no traffic delay.

And when's the last time there
was no traffic delay on the L.I. E?

Do you listen to the traffic reports
on the radio?

I listen to the traffic reports,
but they are not current.

A- A-And I have to learn
the lesson...

over and over again.

I sucker myself in.

L- I-I-I try and save the minutes,
and then I-I wind up trapped.

I'm sittin' there
like it's a parking lot.

Well, you're here now.

Yeah, I'm here, but I'm late,
and I'm aggravated.

I get myself so aggravated.

What's the matter? Gregory?

- You okay, Greg?
- I can't...

I can't catch my breath.

Take it easy.
Take it easy.

- I'm havin'a hard time getting breath.
- You want a glass of water?

- What's wrong?
- He can't breathe.

- It's like someone's on your chest.
- Let's forget about E.M.S.

How about that chair? Forget it. We're
gonna go to the hospital ourselves.

Take a deep breath.
Here we go.

- It's okay.
- All right, sit down. Greg.

- Boy, that feels weird.
- Sit down.

- Why walk when you can ride?
- We'll take you right down the stairs.

Sit still.

- You okay?
- Yeah, well, I just... I can't breathe.

- Can I have a chair downstairs, please?
- Oh, this is embarrassing.

- You're like the sultan of India.
- Don't call my wife.

Don't anyone call Marie!

- Take it easy, Greg.
- Lieutenant, I'm gonna take a few hours.

- Put in a 28 when you get back.
- Thanks.

- Any word on Medavoy?
- Kelly says he's still being evaluated.

- You got that complaint?
- Yeah, here.

If they didn't admit him,
that's gotta be good, right?

Yeah.

Ernie Dowd,
I'm Detective Sipowicz.

That's a nice set of steps
you got outside.

Yeah, well, the city hasn't gotten
around to us yet, putting up a ramp.

How about we get out of the way
over here?

Your complaint says two men
entered your apartment and robbed you?

Yeah, about 3:00 this morning.

They snatched my good wheelchair,
my cash, some other stuff.

They forced entry
into your place?

They must've been waiting in the landing
when I got off the elevator.

Once I opened my door,
they jumped me from behind.

That wheelchair was electric.

Cost over 3 grand. Took me 4 years
putting it together how I wanted it.

Where had you been
before you came back to your apartment?

A bar on 7 th and B."

Gallagher's?

Yeah. Across from
the veterans center.

Mm-hmm. You go there
all the time?

All the time.

- Did you get a look at these guys?
- No, I couldn't see them.

They put a bag over my head.

Oh, they tore my place up.

Tore up the floorboards.

Shoved a sock in my mouth.

Tipped me over in a corner.

Said if I gave 'em any trouble
they'd punt me.

You know.
Like a football.

They find anything
when they tore up your floor?

Yeah. One of my guns.
A.45 from Vietnam.

It was worth some money.

- A.D.A. Costas, message for you.
- Thanks, Alex.

These are the serial numbers
of the frame and motor on my wheelchair.

Can you call the V.A.,
verify a theft took place?

Yeah.

Listen, did anybody else know the layout
of your place, where you kept the gun?

Nobody who'd do this.

- You sure?
- I just said so.

I'm sure we can
work something out with the detective.

All right, I'll check out that bar
and I'll run M.O.'s,

robberies with the same pattern.

What, people who take off gimps?

I'll be in touch.
Can you make it out okay?

I made it in.
I'll make it out.

I'll be at the 15th Precinct
until about 1230.

Okay, great, thanks.

How's it goin'?

- You wanna go over that Ortiz testimony?
- No, I got that pretty well in mind.

Well, that's actually
not why I came to see you,

although you are
the sine qua non of my case.

Well, then, what, forsooth,
would you be here for?

I got you something.

- Excuse me.
- Yeah.

It's for your aquarium.

Yeah, it's a clown fish.

What's the matter?

I wouldn't be comfortable taking that.

You mind telling me why?

You just don't introduce a sudden fish
to an ecology like that, Sylvia.

But it's a saltwater fish. The pet shop
guy told me that he'd fit in fine.

Uh-huh, well, then he knows my tank
better than I do, yeah.

What's wrong, Andy?

I just don't want my environment
gettin' thrown out of whack,

some, uh, sudden, new fish.

I think maybe you don't want me
bringing you presents.

- Maybe it makes you nervous.
- Well, maybe that's right.

How far do you want to take this?

Do you want to pretend we're not dating,
or pretend we don't know each other?

Can you get your money back
for that fish?

Sure. I'll just tell 'em the guy I
got it for turned out to be an asshole.

- Morning.
- Excuse me.

Hey.
How you feelin, Medavoy?

Ah, they said it was
just an anxiety attack.

L- It was just stress,
you know, uh...

I just have to take things easier,
you know, not let things bother me.

So we can cancel that wreath?

Boy, that was somethin', huh?

I mean, I-I-I couldn't
catch my breath.

- Thanks for riding me over there, John.
- No problem.

Take it easy, will ya.

- Yeah, yeah, thanks.
- Oh, listen, Jimmy Wexler called you.

Yeah, I'm gonna do
a security job for him.

- Thought you told me he was sick.
- Yeah, he is.

- I've been bodyguardin' his girlfriend.
- All that dough.

Yeah.

Hey, Donna, do you think
you could make it your business...

to, uh, make sure there's
decaffeinated coffee here?

Don't you think you should
go home now, Detective?

You know,
I really think I'm okay.

Detective, you told me you were
just going to pick up your coat...

and then you were
going to go home.

And if you do not do
what you promised,

I am gonna start screaming
here in this squad room.

Okay, okay.

Donna was at the emergency room.
I saw her in the back.

- Is that right?
- I guess they are skatin' together, huh?

- I gotta finish my coffee.
- Yeah.

- How are you feeling, Greg?
- Oh, okay, Lieutenant.

- Yeah, it was only an anxiety attack.
- Good.

Yeah, uh,

although, um,

if it's okay with you,
I thought I might, uh,

you know, take a vacation day,
head home.

Sure. Stay off the L.I.E.

Absolutely. That's a vow.

- Hi, Johnny. How you doin'?
- All right.

- Come on in.
- How's Jimmy doing?

They just took some tests.
They'll get a better idea from those.

- Okay.
- I'm just gonna get my bag.

All right.
Okay.

- Hey, boss.
- Hey, John.

Hey.

You've just interrupted
a negotiation.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

They just took some kind of blood test
to see how far this thing's spread.

See, now, if that test came back
I'm lookin' at 18 months pain-free,

you know my only question?

- Where do I sign?
- Yeah.

So I've been sitting here offering
the deal to whoever's in charge.

- Well, I hope you get good news.
- Yeah.

I wanna take her out to dinner
a few more times.

Yeah.
Where's she going tonight?

Bowling with her girlfriends.

I gotta tell you, John,
she's been right here for me.

Hasn't backed up a step.

And I told her it's no good
being cooped up like this.

I mean, I'd drive her nuts.

You know, I get where
I can't stand the pain.

Then the dope they give me
puts me out in left field somewhere.

Yeah.

I told her...

she's gotta go out.

- Hey, Robin.
- Be right there.

And if I can't watch over her,
I want someone I trust doing it.

- You got it.
- What?

Hey, you, take off.

What do I need a bodyguard for, huh?
You're the millionaire.

If anyone goes for her purse,
belt him with a ten pin.

What if I just
leave all my zirconium at home?

Hey, you could have had as many jewels
as any broad in New York.

I know, I know.

All right, I'll be home early, okay?

- You take it easy.
- Yeah, enjoy.

See you later.

Come on, Robin!

- Whoo!
- Yes!

Yes! Whoo! Yes!

- You were right, Johnny.
- Follow-through. You know what I mean?

You should quit
and coach bowling.

Maybe you can teach me that
follow-through thing tonight.

Edie, your stroke is fine.
I wouldn't want to screw it up.

- She likes you.
- Yeah?

Yeah, as if you couldn't tell.

- I'll be right back.
- I'll go with you.

Johnny, if you follow me to the
ladies' room, I'm gonna yell for a cop.

Okay.

Detective.
Like this?

- Watch me!
- I'm watching you.

Whoo!

Uh, a few more boards to the right.

- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

Yes!

- Hi.
- Hey.

Why are you so glum, huh?
You got so quiet last night.

- Jimmy around?
- Where else would he be?

- Hey.
- Hey, Johnny.

How you feeling?

Hey, I can still bend steel
with my bare hands.

- I'm just waitin' for the results.
- Yeah.

What are you doin' here?

I got a problem at work.

They're swamped.
They want me to come back.

Huh?

These guys, private bodyguards.

They're all good. I can vouch for 'em.
They're all ex-cops.

Whoa, no.
You ain't goin' anywhere.

Jimmy, these guys are good.

John, I asked you
to take care of her.

Should I make some calls?
I'll call the mayor.

I contribute big
to that son of a bitch.

- I just can't watch her right now.
- Look, you got a problem?

It's going to go away.

Now, you just let me
make some calls.

Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute.

Let me work this out, okay?

I can work this out.

You work it out?

Yeah. L-Let me...
Let me figure it out.

Okay.
So earn your money.

What happened last night?

Went bowling.

- That's it?
- Yeah.

She bowled a 116.

- W-W-What happened afterwards?
- Came home.

- Didn't go out with...
- Girlfriends went out.

- I brought her home.
- Oh, I see.

- She went home.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you know somethin'? I used to ask
this girl to marry me about once a week.

Every time she said,

Why would I want to marry you?
You give me enough crap now."

You see, Johnny, she figured
that she didn't want anybody to think...

that she was doing it
for the money.

And I respect that.

I mean, we're having a great time
together the way things are,

so why not
just leave things alone?

That's her attitude.

- That's the kind of kid she is.
- Yeah.

Listen, I set up
a bank account for her.

A hundred grand.

Four years, Johnny.

Has not taken a penny.

She wouldn't take the diamond earrings
I gave her either.

Believe me,
I'd be satisfied with 18 good months.

I could take her out to dinner
a few more times.

There you go.

- I'm gonna shove off.
- Yeah?

Yeah.

- You got plans for later?
- No. No.

But if you want Edie's phone number...
Edie likes John.

- Edie? The one with the big tits?
- Yeah.

You mind walkin'me out?
We can coordinate the week.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, good.

Take care of yourself.
Feel better.

All right, Johnny.

We'll talk later.

We need to talk.

Look, if we're gonna continue
to do this, we gotta make some rules.

Whatever you do on your own time
is your business,

but when you're with me
I want you to show Jimmy some respect.

- What are you talking about?
- You.

At the bowling alley
last night with this other guy.

Now, I never want to have to lie
to him again. Do you understand me?

- It's not what you think.
- Whatever it is, don't do it around me.

- Fine.
- Okay?

Yeah, fine.

He is blackmailing me.

- The guy at the bowling alley?
- Yeah.

Yeah, Johnny, his, uh...
his name is Stan Heywood.

We, uh, we grew up together.
We even...

We even dated a little bit
in high school.

Well, a couple months ago
I ran into him...

and we started, um,

you know, having coffee and
talking on the phone once in a while.

It was good, you know, to have someone
I could talk to, someone...

that I had something
in common with.

You know, Jimmy, uh,
he's been sick for so long,

and I, uh...

I slept with him one time.

Tell me about the blackmailing.

Uh, last week he, uh...

Last week he called and told me
he was in trouble with his bookmaker...

and that the bookmaker
found out about him and me.

If he didn't get him
the money he owed,

he was gonna letJimmy
know what's been going on.

- You know he's Iying, right?
- I don't know what I know.

All I know is, I don't know how
I could've gotten myself into this mess.

- It's gonna killJimmy.
- How much does he want?

- Twenty-five thousand dollars.
- Okay.

- Jimmy opened a bank account for you?
- Yeah, but I never used it.

Go to the bank, withdraw a cashier's
check for $15,000 and get it to me.

- W-Wait, he said $25,000.
- Don't worry about that.

If he's into a bookie at all,
he's asking for more than he owes.

Get the 15,000 in a check,
put it in an envelope...

and put me together
with this scumbag.

Hey, do you know a guy by the name
of Ernie Dowd, a crippled guy?

Yeah.

What time did he leave here
the other night?

Maybe... 2:00 in the morning.

He leave with anyone?

- That's really not my business.
- This guy got robbed.

Somebody set him up.
I wanna know who he keeps company with.

- Why don't you ask him?
- 'Cause I'm askin' you.

You serve drunks here.
That's illegal.

You want a summons
every time you do that?

You want the state liquor people here
checking your liqueurs for tiny bugs?

Huh?

- I want to talk to you, Chicky.
- Who are you?

- What do you want to talk about?
- Just get in the car.

Let go of me, man.

Do you know Ernie Dowd?

Oh, great, now it's a crime
to date disabled veterans.

You don't date him, Chicky.
You're for sale. You got a record.

Those guys have nobody.
They wouldn't be getting any at all.

This isn't a conversation
about hookin'.

Dealin' with gimps and stuff
ain't easy.

A lot of the time you can't get the
plumbing to work, no matter what you do.

Shut up! Huh?

Just shut up.
We're not talkin' about that.

We are talkin' about you
tellin' some thievin' pricks...

about what's in a guy's apartment
and where to look for the stuff.

- I don't know what you're talking about.
- I think you do.

I think you told these guys
Ernie Dowd had some stuff...

hidden in the floorboards
of his apartment.

This is great.

You wanna try Alaska, Chicky?

You wanna try bangin' Eskimos
for whale sandwiches?

Because I will put you on ice.
Now, you tell me who you talked to.

I'll give you their names.

But this didn't come from me.

How you feeling today, Detective?

Oh, much better, Donna.
Thanks.

Uh, listen, uh,

I didn't, uh...

I didn't thank you
how I should've yesterday.

You know, showing up at the hospital,
going through all that with me.

That's okay.

What'd your wife say
when you told her what happened?

Uh, not too much, you know.

Well, did you talk with her
about taking walks?

Yeah, we may do that.

You didn't tell her,
did you, Gregory?

I didn't want to worry her. Besides,
it turned out to be nothin', you know.

What happened yesterday
was not nothin'.

You heard the doctor.
I should take the treadmill test.

But he doesn't think
there's a problem.

What the doctor said was,
you're under extreme stress.

You need to find ways to relax,

and he suggests taking
long walks after work.

Walks. Yeah, yeah.

Look, I'm okay. I'm fine.

Thanks.

Detective.

- Thanks.
- Detective.

My boss wants to hear your prep
on the Ortiz testimony.

- He said he'd come here if necessary.
- Yeah, all right.

- Tomorrow at 2:00?
- Tomorrow at 2:00.

Yeah, I'm trying
to reach Stan Heywood.

Hey, Stan. John Kelly. I'm a friend
of Robin's. I got somethin' for you.

Whenever you want me to drop it by.

You know the Bowl-Mor Lanes? Okay,
I'll see you there in a little while.

Right. Good.

- What's up?
- I'm goin' to roust a couple guys.

Oh. Well, let me cancel this
and I'll go with you.

You got somethin' goin' on.
I'll take Martinez.

Andy, it's no problem.

Don't worry about it.
I'll take him.

Those guys that took off
that Vietnam vet?

The guy's crippled, John.
They left him Iying on the floor.

- I know. Let me go with you.
- That's all right. I'll take the kid.

Okay.
You gonna be all right?

- Yeah.
- All right. I'll see you later.

- How much longer you gonna be here?
- Another half hour.

- Here you go, Gladys.
- How's your game?

John Kelly?

Stan Heywood.

Sit down, Stan.

How did you, uh, happen
to pick this place to meet?

Well, I wanted a place
you'd be familiar with.

- Can I get some coffee, please?
- Sure.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

You don't know how
I've been waiting for this.

Listen, you, uh,
if you see Robin before I do,

you tell her that
I really appreciate it.

- Are you listening to me, Stan?
- Yeah.

'Cause I'm gonna tell you something, and
I want you to be very clear about it.

- Go ahead.
- Okay.

This is not the beginning of anything.
This is the end.

Got no argument here, you know.

Look, I don't know what
Robin told you about this,

but I made a couple mistakes
in reference to some gambling.

Believe me, I learned my lesson.

I swear to you,
Stan Heywood gambles no more.

And I swear to you, I really appreciate
Robin helping me out like this.

I really appreciate it.

You finished?

- Yeah.
- I'm a cop, Stan.

A cop.

The only reason
I don't bust you for extortion...

- Listen, I made a couple mistakes...
- I understand. Things happen.

The only reason
I don't pop you for extortion is,

I have not looked
inside that envelope.

If I were to look in there
and find some money, I would pop you.

Forget whatever you're thinking, what
you're telling yourself in the mirror.

You've committed a crime.

If you ever approach Robin again,
I will put you in jail.

You understand me?
Straight to Rikers.

Yeah.

Get outta here.

Guys, line up over here.

The guys you think robbed me
are out there?

I'm gonna get them all
to speak to you.

You give me a number
if you recognize anyone's voice.

- How'd you find out about 'em?
- Police work. Are you ready?

- Yeah.
- All right, let's go.

Stay in the corner and behave.

- Stay in the corner and behave.
- Hold on a minute.

Okay, go on.

Stay in the corner and behave.

Stay in the corner and behave.

- Yes.
- Uh, number five.

Ask that one to laugh and say,
Or we'll punt you like a football."

Number five, laugh and say,

Or we'll punt you
like a football."

We'll punt you like a football.

No, I can't pick anybody out.
Is that all of'em?

Number six.

- Stay in the corner and behave.
- No.

Are you not I.D. In' these guys...

'cause you're afraid
they'll do something to you?

I'm not afraid of anybody.

You think you're gonna
straighten this out on your own?

- Did Chicky give me up to these guys?
- Which guys?

I don't recognize anybody's voice.

Don't make any mistakes here, Ernie.
Don't do anything stupid.

Don't tell me how to live my life.

- Cut 'em loose.
- All right.

- Gentlemen, this way out.
- Let's go.

- Hey, Greg.
- Hey, John.

- How you feelin'?
- Okay.

You know, all right.

Uh, John, uh...

- Could I talk to you a minute?
- Sure.

John, when you got separated, uh,

did you, uh, did you
give that a lot of thought?

L- I-I mean, did you have it pretty well
worked out, what you were gonna do?

It was her call.

- Oh, it was Laura's idea, huh?
- Yeah.

You know, for me it was like,
you're married, you're married for life.

Me too. That's exactly me too.

But, you know, when it happened...

I was so busy being pissed off and hurt,
I guess I wasn't listening.

She was trying to tell me
why she wanted to leave.

But you know what?
The truth of it is, she was right.

- We were miserable together.
- Yeah.

I kinda feel that way myself,
you know... Marie and I.

See, um, uh,

a couple of months ago...

we had this big set-to...

and I moved out
for a couple days.

And, uh, I-I just found...

I just couldn't imagine,

you know, being separated.

But, uh,

I think I gotta really
try to imagine it,

uh, even with the kids,

'cause, uh, I mean,
we're really unhappy.

Well, I'm not telling you it's easy,
'cause it's not easy.

It's not like I'm having
a great time or anything.

And, I mean, with you and Laura
there were no kids involved.

That's true. And I do miss her.
I do miss her.

But the interesting thing is,
I found out a lot about myself.

I mean, it doesn't make you happy.

You know?
Divorce doesn't make you happy.

But in a weird way
it's made me eligible to be happy.

More than I ever have been
in my life.

Does that make sense?

Yeah.

I don't know if that'll help you,
or, or what, but...

Yeah.

It helps a lot.

- Thanks, John.
- Yeah.

You gotten the cold from hell yet,
Detective?

Maybe after we've spent
some time together.

Shall we get through this?

I'm gonna be out of town, and they're
gonna hit us hard on probable cause.

Detective, on October 7 of last year did
you have occasion to arrestJulio Ortiz?

- I did.
- Tell the court the circumstances.

We had a search warrant
for Mr. Ortiz's apartment...

authorizing us to look for controlled
substances, especially cocaine.

On what basis
had you sought the warrant?

Uh, information from
a reliable informant, Joseph Gonzales.

What, if anything, transpired
when you reached Mr. Ortiz's apartment?

We knocked on the door, we identified
ourselves as police officers.

After ten seconds or so,
we forced entry...

and we found Mr. Ortiz
standing in his toilet,

trying to flush what turns out to be
23 ounces of crack cocaine.

I don't think you mean to say that Mr.
Ortiz was standing in his toilet bowl.

He was standing in his bathroom
flushing the cocaine.

What, if anything,
did you do at that time?

We prevented him
from destroying the evidence.

We gave him his rights,
and we took him into custody.

Mr. Ortiz stated that you broke down the
door of his apartment without warning.

No, that's not correct.

We identified ourselves, and then
we gave him time to open the door.

So you made no surprise moves...

to throw the ecology
of Mr. Ortiz's apartment out of whack?

D- D-Did I miss something?

Yeah. Me gettin'
my balls squeezed.

That'll be all, Detective.
Thanks for your cooperation.

Thanks.

What's wrong?

He found out.

- I got your message.
- Oh, yeah?

You got my message, huh?

Get in.

What's the matter?

I know about the 15 grand.
All right?

Did you think that they
weren't gonna call me about that?

My accountant called me.

The bank called him right away.

What do you know about this guy?

- Stan... Whatever is name is.
- Jimmy.

Jimmy, why are you putting John
in the middle of this?

- It has nothing to do with him.
- Shut up. I'm asking him.

I gave the guy the envelope because
she didn't want to see him again.

- Did you ever see him before?
- This guy is a bug.

He's not the type of guy
you'd remember.

You know, you people must think
I'm too sick to notice 15 grand.

You know, I still know
what's going on around here.

The cancer's spread all over,

to my liver and my spine.

I got maybe
a couple of months to live.

- What do you mean?
- A couple of months!

That's the report I got.
That's what I got. Huh?

And then, John,

I get called about this check.

Do you understand now
about the check, Jimmy?

She gave it to him for what,
for his high school dues?

Because he owed money
to a bookmaker.

So out of the blue
she gave it to him...

because they were in
the high school yearbook together.

- You want some soup?
- Hey, I don't care.

I don't care.

Johnny.

Was she sleeping with this guy?

If I'd have seen something like that,
you don't think I would tell you?

You think maybe he was just
an old friend, huh? That's all?

I didn't get to talk to him,
but he didn't seem too impressive.

I handed him an envelope.

- He wasn't?
- No. He's gone.

And he knows not to come back.

Yeah.

Well, you know,

that'd be just like her.

You see, you know?

Always looking to help someone.

I'm dyin', John.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

It's gonna be okay about this guy,
so I want you to forget about it.

- I letJimmy down.
- No, you didn't.

He's gonna die now,
and he thinks I don't love him.

Robin, listen to me.
He knows you love him.

And all...

all he wanted was a...

a little more time
where it didn't hurt so bad.

And he's gonna get it.

Robin!

- Yeah?
- You got my soup?

Go ahead.
You'll be fine.

Yeah, Jimmy. Just a sec.

- What's the deal?
- A guy in a wheelchair.

He's got a gun on four hostages.

Look, I know this guy. I know the case.
Let me go talk with him.

- Wait for the negotiating team.
- You sure the guy's gonna wait?

- Get him a vest.
- Got it.

Ernie Dowd, it's Detective Sipowicz!

I'm comin' in, Ernie!

I got no beef with you.
We'll be done in here in a little while.

Then everyone can come in.

You got no problem
with the bartender, do ya?

Why don't you let the bartender out?

Yeah, go ahead.
Hey, put this on my tab.

- Sure.
- Come on.

I'm comin' in, Ernie.

You were over there, weren't you?

Couple inches the other way,
I could be sitting where you are.

You gotta cut this out, man. There's
guys out there with automatic weapons.

They don't know
what assholes these three are.

Push him on the floor, Chicky.

- Listen, talk to me.
- Push him on the floor! Do it now!

- Now, you, kick him like a football.
- I can't! My feet are tied!

Ernie, talk to me.
Ernie, hey. Hey, pal.

Come on, talk to me.

Talk to me.

I come in here after I saw you
in the station house.

I tell Chicky,
Hey, there's no hard feelings.

It's worth a thousand
to get my wheelchair back."

She gets me
in touch with her friends.

I couldn't care less
what happens to them.

But if they're hurt, you're gonna
wind up either dead or in jail.

So what?

So, if you think your room is bad,
jail's worse.

Well, that leaves dead.

Mm-mmm. I don't want that.
I've seen too many good men go down.

Hey, uh, do you want a drink?

It's on the house.

I can't, Ernie.
I'm a drunk.

Everybody's got their battles, Ernie.

- Push him on the floor.
- Ernie...

No, you tell him you're going
to punt him. Push him on the...

- Ernie, listen to me.
- What?

- Listen to me. Was there anything good?
- What do you mean?

If you stop this and nobody gets hurt,
then you won't have to go away.

But before any of this, was...
was there anything good in your life?

Yeah, I had my chair
set up how I wanted.

Chicky and me
had some things worked out.

All right, you got your chair back.

And I'm gonna put Chicky in jail.

But I never noticed
any shortage of whores in town.

Now, come on, Ern.

What do you say, huh?

Come on, Ernie.

Come on.

Just take it easy.

You just relax now.

Come on.

That's it.

And he has to
absolutely speak to me?

Okay, I'll be right down.

- You okay?
- Yeah. Thanks.

- How you doin'?
- Ehh.

No fun bustin' this guy.

I think he's gonna get R.O.R.'d.

- The booking's clear.
- Okay, thanks.

Detective, here's your file.

All right, I gotta take you
to get fingerprinted.

- Thanks for the coffee.
- No problem.

- Good luck, huh?
- Yeah.

Can't push the chair.

- Hey.
- Hey, Johnny.

- How was the ski trip?
- Oh, yeah. It was, uh, it was fun.

- You knock 'em dead on the slopes?
- I never got you up there.

- It was always a big regret for me too.
- Ha ha.

- Does Greg Medavoy seem off his game?
- Why?

We just did a case work-up.
He seems a little depressed.

- He's got a domestic situation going on.
- Oh, yeah?

- Hey, do you want to go out for dinner?
- Sure. What's the occasion?

- No occasion.
- Okay. Your call.

- Tonight?
- Fine.

- All right. I'll talk to you later?
- See you later.

Detective Martinez is gonna stay
with you through the arraignment.

We think you're gonna get
a recognizance release.

Then he'll see you get home.

I'm going to do better
if somebody carries me down.

Yeah, the chair
nearly went over coming up.

All right, let's pick him up.
Uh, Jack, you wanna grab this chair?

We'll meet you downstairs.

All right, there we go.

You okay?

Gettin' a lot
of experience at this.

First Detective Medavoy, now him.

- You holdin' up okay?
- Yeah.

- Okay, just sit the chair there.
- All right.

- Thanks.
- No problem.

There we go.

All right.

James, uh, you wanna
give me a second here?

Sure.
Let me get the paperwork.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

You got my card, you know,
if you feel like talkin'.

Do you feel like talking?

I can't remember most of it,
bein' over there.

I don't want to
remember it either.

Good luck.

Uh, James.

Counselor, can I have
a word with you in private?

I want us to be square
about that fish.

Andy, I don't...
think we're gonna make it.

You know, I got
this one pseudochromis...

the pain-in-the-ass fish
of all time.

If I move one little piece
of coral two inches, that's it...

he won't eat,
he don't socialize.

If I change his food mix a little bit,
forget about it.

He acts like you're
some kind of heinous criminal.

- This fish, he aggravates me so much...
- What's the point?

The point is that, uh,

Someone has to ask themself,

Is the fish worth it?"

I mean, that's what
it comes down to.

Is it worth the aggravation,
his pain-in-the-ass ways?

You're not a fish.

You are a person,
and you can talk.

And I should've
expressed myself better.

I should've said it makes me a little
nervous, you givin' me somethin'.

I'll get used to it, though.

And thank you very much.

How am I, uh, communicating?

Good.

- So, who'd you go up there with?
- Oh, just some friends.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

You asked about
Greg Medavoy today.

- He's having problems in his marriage?
- Yeah. Yeah.

He was asking me about
what it was like to be separated...

if I was glad,
did I do the right thing.

- What did you say?
- That it was tough, you know.

That I was really unhappy,

but if I got a shot at somethin' again,
I might be able to do somethin' with it.

I've learned a lot too.

And I know what you mean,

feeling like you'd take better advantage
if you had another chance.

Johnny, I'm seeing someone.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

I guess I'm telling you because...

I guess because it's...
getting serious.

Mmm. Who's the guy?

He's... a doctor.

Hmm.

You know what?

Let's do this another time.

Sure.

Okay? Okay.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

- I have to take this. You got a minute?
- Yeah.

Okay.

You look incredible.
Gorgeous. You're all set.

All right, sweetheart,
I'll get the hors d'oeuvres.

- What's going on?
- We need a best man.

You mean right now?

You think it's a mistake?

Absolutely not. Come on.

- Hi, John.
- Hey. Look at you.

- Johnny's here.
- Hey.

- Hey.
- What are you doin', you sneak?

- You gonna stand up for me?
- Am I gonna stand up for you? Come on.

I can get up.

- I helped get that bum elected.
- I know.

I, uh, I'm under
instruction to make this brief.

Yeah. We want
the drive-through version.

But I want to say how happy I am
to be performing this ceremony.

- I look all right, huh, John?
- Perfect. Aces.

You know, this was her idea.

She wanted to do it.
The kid loves me.

So why not do it, huh?

- Hey, whatever time there is, huh?
- I'm with you, Jimmy.

- I'm with you.
- Are we ready to go, Jimmy?

Yeah, I've been ready for 14 years.

She's the one
that's had the cold feet.

Robin Wirkus, do you takeJimmy Wexler
to be your lawful wedded husband?

I do.

Jimmy, do you take Robin
to be your wife?

Absolutely.

Congratulations.
Kiss the bride.

I don't need no instructions from you.