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[distant crowd murmuring]
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I can't do this button.
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Oh, you almost got it.
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Almost got it.
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[soft laughter]
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The sound...
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Of the people talking.
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Hmm?
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[humming]
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It's A flat.
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Is it? Well.
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Look how smart you are,
huh?
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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[applause]
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Thank you.
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I am proud
to introduce my son to you,
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Patrick Obyedkov.
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25 years ago, Patrick was
in the fourth grade.
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A good student,
played Little League.
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And then there
was the accident.
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[softly]
And here we are...
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[louder]
Raising money for people
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with similar
neurological disabilities.
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I hope you enjoy
the concert.
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[applause]
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[whispering]
Are you all set?
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All set.
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[Beethoven's Waldstein Sonata,
Allegro con brio]
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*
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[off-key sequence]
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He's never missed a note.
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[music continues,
more frequent missed notes]
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*
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Something's wrong.
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[frenzied playing]
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*
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Patrick, what is it?
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My hand, it hurts.
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Let me see it.
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[tearing up]
Oh, Papa!
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Ow!
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What's the emergency?
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35-year-old savant,
dystonia in his left hand.
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He paged us at 5:00
in the morning for that?
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I'm going back to bed.
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Dystonia's
not life-threatening.
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Clonazepam
will take care of it.
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He's already on Clonazepam.
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For seizures he has
from a bus accident
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when he was ten.
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Then we treat
with benztropine.
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What's up?
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35-year-old savant,
dystonia.
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[raspberry]
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I'm going back to bed.
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Where are you going?
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Bathroom.
It can wait.
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There is no case, House.
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Even if dystonia
was some big medical mystery,
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it's not this time.
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You're not intrigued
as to how
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a perfectly healthy
ten-year-old boy
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with no prior musical training
gets into an accident
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on his way to school,
can suddenly play the piano?
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Do we have to solve
a 25-year-old case
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before breakfast?
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You two shower together?
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(both)
No!
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Double negative,
it's a yes.
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Savantism is just
one of those things.
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It's inexplicable.
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Just because
it's inexplicted,
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doesn't mean
it's inexplicable.
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I want new labs.
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CBC with platelets,
chem panel,
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thyroid and adrenal
function tests.
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For what?
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I don't know.
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(Foreman)
Raise your left hand.
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That's your right hand.
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What are
you looking for?
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Just wanna make sure
whatever happened
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doesn't happen again.
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Push up.
Push up.
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He repeats what people say.
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It's a compensation
mechanism.
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He knows he's supposed
to say something,
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so he repeats
what he just heard.
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That's good,
shows he's engaged.
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Spine's okay.
All right.
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Now stick out your tongue
like this, copy me.
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You have a big tongue.
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[laughter]
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I know, it's funny,
but copy me.
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[grunts]
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[soft grunt]
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There was construction
on Radcliff.
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So I had to get out of the car
and, and walk in high heels
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for over a mile.
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Radcliff?
What was the cross street?
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Does it matter?
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I don't know, I'm not the one
who brought it up.
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Tie this off.
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Nice and tight.
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Does this have anything
to do with my foot?
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You have a blister.
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You don't waste a doctor's time
with a blister.
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You waste a doctor's time
with more important things.
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Like the sewer that's
being vented out of your mouth.
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My breath?
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If you could stop doing that,
we'd all be grateful.
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I can't stop breathing.
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No, but you
could stop puking.
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I don't--
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Your lips say, "no,"
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your gnarly fingers
say, "blegh!"
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[knocking on door]
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It's good to go.
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It's a shame.
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You do look cute
that thin.
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Motor cortex looks good.
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Everything checks out.
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What tests did you run?
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Full battery
of neurological--
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I need this blood checked
for cholesterol
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and glucose levels.
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Patient had a foot problem.
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Different patient.
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There was no one else
in there.
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You're using
the wrong equipment.
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(Dr. Obyedkov)
Dr. Foreman, I thought
we were being discharged.
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I'm Dr. House.
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On the off chance that
Dr. Foreman didn't mention it,
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I have something
of a gift too.
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Come on.
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[Boomtown Rats'
I Don't Like Mondays]
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*
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Your turn.
My turn.
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[repeats]
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*
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Does this have anything
to do with his hand?
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It might.
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Okay, Patrick,
close your eyes.
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What's this?
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[discordant notes]
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D, G flat, A flat, B, C--
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Yeah, all right,
all right.
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He's good.
Can we let him go?
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He's great.
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He's staying.
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[gentle piano music]
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*
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[both playing the melody]
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*
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[melody becomes more complex]
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*
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Call radiology.
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I need a functional MRI
of his brain.
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fMRI's not gonna show
trauma.
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I'm not looking
for trauma.
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I wanna see the music.
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See the music.
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[Bizet's Allegro Vivace]
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*
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Well, that's dull.
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You think fMRI's
gonna show
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a big arrow pointing
to a flashing sign
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saying "savantism"?
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Would be hugely helpful.
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Somehow, he's been rewired
as a music specialist.
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I wanna know
how that happens.
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He has access to parts
of the brain that you don't.
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His brain's doing nothing.
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It looks like
any jerk listening.
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He's not a savant
at listening.
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He's a savant
at playing.
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Well, listening and playing
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are two different
neurological processes.
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Turn off the music.
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[speaker clicking]
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Patrick, I want you
to pretend
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that your leg
is a piano.
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My leg's not a piano.
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I know, that's why
I said "pretend."
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The kid's a moron.
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Keep your head still,
use your fingers.
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[Beethoven's Waldstein Sonata,
Rondo, allegro moderato]
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*
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Wow.
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Cool, huh?
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His heart rate rose.
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Emotional response?
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Then why is there no activity
in the limbic system?
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Unless there's a problem
with his heart.
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Do an echo to confirm.
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Then scrub up,
he's gonna need surgery.
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[sighing]
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Wasn't dystonia.
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He's got a heart condition
that caused the arteries
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in his arm to constrict.
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Do you have any idea why House
would want to go to Boston?
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The chowder?
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Plane tickets,
this Friday.
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I opened his mail.
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I heard there's an opening
at Harvard
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for Division Chief,
Infectious Disease.
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Well, ambition's not one
of his more prominent traits.
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Although...
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What?
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Well, he was testing blood
in the clinic.
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Don't think it was
a patient's blood.
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Why, it was green?
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No, he was checking
for routine stuff.
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Makes sense if he's looking
for basic medical clearance
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for employment.
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[sighs]
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I'm going home.
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No, you're not.
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He could show up
any minute.
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Not with a savant
to obsess about.
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I'll take in here.
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Bedroom's down the hall.
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You've been here?
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Where else would
the bedroom be?
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Come with?
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You're scared of him
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catching us breaking into
his home,
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but you're not
scared of him
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catching us doing it
in his bed?
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[deep breath]
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If I'm gonna
get fired anyway...
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Almost at the heart.
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No bleeding.
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And...done.
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Heart rate's 160,
it's accelerating.
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He's at 210.
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He's in supraventricular
tachycardia.
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Paddles!
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Charging.
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Clear!
[shock]
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We're wasting our time!
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His high school yearbook.
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Unless you think he's going
to Boston to attend
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a high school reunion,
put it back
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and let's get out of here
before he comes home.
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He's not smiling.
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(Chase)
I wonder if he has teeth.
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What's the area code
for Boston?
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617, why?
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(woman's voice)
Massachusetts General.
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May I help you?
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[hangs up phone]
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Did you think you could steal
Dr. House
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without a fight?
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(man on speaker phone)
Steal him for what?
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Quit jerking me around,
I know he's coming out there.
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We're not looking
to hire him.
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00:12:01,531 --> 00:12:03,533
He's called you six times
in the last month.
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We're not looking
to hire him.
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You think
if you keep repeating it,
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I'll start believing you?
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Dr. Cuddy, there's
nothing else I can say.
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I'm sorry.
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00:12:12,508 --> 00:12:14,878
Well, if he's not coming there
for a job interview,
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he's either coming
to your hospital
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for a social visit
or because he's a patient.
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Is it a social visit,
Dr. Medick?
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I can't stand House.
270
00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:28,992
Neither can Dr. Kupersmith.
271
00:12:38,234 --> 00:12:41,171
What's up?
272
00:12:41,204 --> 00:12:44,307
Do you know a Dr. Kupersmith
in Boston?
273
00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:47,077
Yeah, he's an oncologist.
274
00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:48,244
What's up?
275
00:12:48,278 --> 00:12:50,080
What's his subspecialty?
276
00:12:50,113 --> 00:12:53,917
Brain cancer.
277
00:12:53,950 --> 00:12:56,352
What's going on?
278
00:13:00,623 --> 00:13:01,557
(Cuddy)
He doesn't look sick.
279
00:13:01,591 --> 00:13:03,159
He should have symptoms.
280
00:13:03,193 --> 00:13:07,530
Blurred vision, headaches,
confusion, clumsiness.
281
00:13:07,563 --> 00:13:09,532
Depends on how far along
the cancer is,
282
00:13:09,565 --> 00:13:11,567
what kind,
how aggressive.
283
00:13:11,601 --> 00:13:14,604
He didn't tell you.
284
00:13:14,637 --> 00:13:16,539
House is House.
285
00:13:16,572 --> 00:13:19,042
He's no different
than anyone else with cancer.
286
00:13:19,075 --> 00:13:21,945
Once you tell,
then every conversation
287
00:13:21,978 --> 00:13:24,547
is about that.
288
00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,549
(Foreman)
Cardiac arrest means
we were wrong.
289
00:13:26,582 --> 00:13:28,051
There was
a heart problem.
290
00:13:28,084 --> 00:13:29,519
But no vasoconstriction!
291
00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:31,187
The heart problem
couldn't have caused
292
00:13:31,221 --> 00:13:32,488
the hand problem.
293
00:13:32,522 --> 00:13:35,325
Unless the bleed
happened suddenly.
294
00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:37,527
Less blood to the brain
explains the dystonia,
295
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,562
less blood to the heart
explains the heart attack.
296
00:13:39,595 --> 00:13:41,131
Scope him above
and below.
297
00:13:41,164 --> 00:13:44,200
If that doesn't work,
gut him.
298
00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:47,070
You can't sedate him?
299
00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:49,505
There's a risk his throat
could collapse.
300
00:13:49,539 --> 00:13:51,241
You look mad, Pop.
301
00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:52,909
No.
302
00:13:52,943 --> 00:13:55,378
No, I'm not mad,
I promise you.
303
00:13:55,411 --> 00:13:57,580
It's just that, um,
the doctor has to do something
304
00:13:57,613 --> 00:13:59,682
to you and it's,
and it's gonna hurt.
305
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:01,117
Hurt me?
306
00:14:01,151 --> 00:14:02,218
Why hurt me?
307
00:14:02,252 --> 00:14:03,353
Make you better.
308
00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:05,388
What's wrong with me?
309
00:14:05,421 --> 00:14:09,559
Well, they don't know.
310
00:14:09,592 --> 00:14:13,629
Patrick, don't you worry,
everything is gonna be great.
311
00:14:13,663 --> 00:14:15,131
All right, here we go,
Patrick.
312
00:14:15,165 --> 00:14:16,299
You wanna hurt me.
313
00:14:16,332 --> 00:14:20,403
Okay, open.
Like this.
314
00:14:20,436 --> 00:14:21,437
Uh-uh. Mm-mm.
315
00:14:21,471 --> 00:14:22,572
You just look at me.
316
00:14:22,605 --> 00:14:25,708
And everything
is gonna be okay.
317
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:28,711
[crying]
Look at me.
318
00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:30,346
Patrick, over here.
Oh, Daddy!
319
00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:31,982
Yep, it's okay.
320
00:14:32,015 --> 00:14:33,583
[coughing]
It's okay, really.
321
00:14:33,616 --> 00:14:36,352
Dr. Wilson!
322
00:14:36,386 --> 00:14:38,488
Wilson!
323
00:14:38,521 --> 00:14:40,556
I just spoke to Cuddy,
she can't confirm
324
00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:42,558
whether House is applying
for a job in Boston.
325
00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:44,294
Yeah, I'm late for a--
326
00:14:44,327 --> 00:14:47,463
If I have to look for work,
I have a right to know.
327
00:14:47,497 --> 00:14:50,466
[melancholy piano music]
328
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:58,508
*
329
00:15:02,678 --> 00:15:05,648
That's pretty.
330
00:15:05,681 --> 00:15:09,452
I wrote this when I was
in junior high school.
331
00:15:09,485 --> 00:15:12,355
I could never figure out
what came next.
332
00:15:12,388 --> 00:15:15,691
Then dimwit
came up with this.
333
00:15:15,725 --> 00:15:18,694
[emotional piano music]
334
00:15:18,728 --> 00:15:21,531
*
335
00:15:21,564 --> 00:15:23,733
It's good.
336
00:15:23,766 --> 00:15:27,537
It's perfect.
337
00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:30,140
I could set up a tower
on the roof
338
00:15:30,173 --> 00:15:31,607
during a lightning storm.
339
00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:34,577
Help you switch brains
with your patient.
340
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,712
Then you would be
the brilliant pianist
341
00:15:36,746 --> 00:15:39,182
and he would be the doctor
hiding brain cancer
342
00:15:39,215 --> 00:15:40,683
from his friend.
343
00:15:40,716 --> 00:15:43,419
It's nothing.
344
00:15:43,453 --> 00:15:46,256
You need to talk
about it.
345
00:15:46,289 --> 00:15:47,423
You need to talk
about it.
346
00:15:47,457 --> 00:15:49,025
At least let me look
at your medical file.
347
00:15:49,059 --> 00:15:51,361
You're making a big deal
out of nothing.
348
00:15:51,394 --> 00:15:52,362
Who else knows?
349
00:15:52,395 --> 00:15:54,564
No one.
And cancer isn't nothing.
350
00:15:54,597 --> 00:15:57,033
Sorry, didn't mean
to offend your specialty.
351
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:58,268
Why didn't you come
to me?
352
00:15:58,301 --> 00:15:59,569
Stein's good.
353
00:15:59,602 --> 00:16:01,571
Stein's in Africa
for the next six months.
354
00:16:01,604 --> 00:16:03,206
He's given me
at least six months.
355
00:16:03,239 --> 00:16:05,541
I'll go to Boston,
I'll get the treatment.
356
00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:07,477
Everything'll be fine.
357
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:10,313
No need to talk
about it.
358
00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:13,116
You're right, surgeon found
a bleed behind the kidney
359
00:16:13,149 --> 00:16:16,119
in the retroperitoneal cavity,
but no reason for it.
360
00:16:16,152 --> 00:16:19,489
No cancer,
no ruptured arteries...
361
00:16:19,522 --> 00:16:21,224
So bleeding explains
the symptoms,
362
00:16:21,257 --> 00:16:23,626
but we've got no explanation
for the bleeding.
363
00:16:23,659 --> 00:16:25,561
And while they were
closing him up,
364
00:16:25,595 --> 00:16:27,263
Patrick had
a grand mal seizure,
365
00:16:27,297 --> 00:16:29,332
which makes no sense,
since he's on
366
00:16:29,365 --> 00:16:32,735
an anti-convulsant medication.
367
00:16:32,768 --> 00:16:34,137
You told him.
368
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:35,638
No, I didn't.
369
00:16:39,742 --> 00:16:43,179
I...only told Cameron.
370
00:16:46,782 --> 00:16:49,219
(House)
Hey!
371
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,854
Okay.
372
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:55,525
You guys have cleverly deduced
that I have cancer.
373
00:16:55,558 --> 00:16:56,659
You have no right
to know.
374
00:16:56,692 --> 00:16:57,793
You have no business
knowing.
375
00:16:57,827 --> 00:16:59,429
We'd like to run
some blood tests.
376
00:16:59,462 --> 00:17:02,132
As soon as you work up
our patient, who is not me!
377
00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:03,833
We just want to make sure
you weren't misdiagnosed.
378
00:17:03,866 --> 00:17:05,501
I wasn't,
let's move on.
379
00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:07,637
We're just asking
for a couple of vials.
380
00:17:07,670 --> 00:17:09,405
No!
Why not?
381
00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:12,642
Okay, we're going to proceed
as if I'm perfectly healthy.
382
00:17:12,675 --> 00:17:14,644
How can we do that
if we know you're not?
383
00:17:14,677 --> 00:17:16,379
You don't know anything!
384
00:17:16,412 --> 00:17:18,514
Except, hopefully,
how a patient
385
00:17:18,548 --> 00:17:21,384
on anti-convulsant medication
has a seizure.
386
00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:23,753
Anti-seizure meds
don't prevent seizures,
387
00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:24,820
they just make them
manageable.
388
00:17:24,854 --> 00:17:26,489
According to
the surgeon's report,
389
00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:27,823
this one wasn't even close
to manageable.
390
00:17:27,857 --> 00:17:30,560
Means the question isn't
why is he having seizures,
391
00:17:30,593 --> 00:17:32,528
it's why are his seizures
getting worse?
392
00:17:32,562 --> 00:17:34,364
What's changed?
393
00:17:34,397 --> 00:17:35,598
His brain,
it's gotten worse.
394
00:17:35,631 --> 00:17:39,169
So we make it
even worser.
395
00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:41,271
We take him off
anti-convulsant medication.
396
00:17:41,304 --> 00:17:42,338
(Cameron)
He'll seize even more.
397
00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:44,674
Multiple seizures can
seriously damage a brain.
398
00:17:44,707 --> 00:17:46,176
Dude can't button
his shirt.
399
00:17:46,209 --> 00:17:47,877
How much more damaged
we really talking about?
400
00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:50,413
Stronger seizures will light up
different parts of the brain
401
00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:51,881
which will indicate
which parts are damaged.
402
00:17:51,914 --> 00:17:55,318
Once he gets worse,
do a PET scan.
403
00:18:03,293 --> 00:18:04,594
PET scan done?
404
00:18:04,627 --> 00:18:05,528
No.
405
00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:08,364
You come for my feelings?
406
00:18:08,398 --> 00:18:10,500
'Cause I left them
in my other pants.
407
00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,168
This is a letter
of recommendation.
408
00:18:12,202 --> 00:18:15,571
I'm applying for a job
at Penn.
409
00:18:18,674 --> 00:18:20,643
Thank you for writing
your own.
410
00:18:20,676 --> 00:18:23,246
I'm sure my thoughts
are beautifully phrased.
411
00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:24,180
Thank you for signing it.
412
00:18:24,214 --> 00:18:27,717
Saves me having to fake
your signature.
413
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:38,961
Stay away from Weiss.
414
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:40,796
He cries with his patients.
415
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,632
Holds their hands
as they die.
416
00:18:42,665 --> 00:18:45,501
He won't like you.
417
00:18:45,535 --> 00:18:47,737
Your newfound nonchalance
in the face of cancer.
418
00:18:51,641 --> 00:18:53,843
I thought you'd
find it appealing.
419
00:18:53,876 --> 00:18:55,745
20 seconds.
420
00:18:55,778 --> 00:18:57,847
Pretty good.
For what?
421
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:01,551
Time it took you to go
from hard-ass to human being.
422
00:19:05,555 --> 00:19:07,257
You really wanna leave?
423
00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:09,559
If you're not here, there's
not much point in staying.
424
00:19:09,592 --> 00:19:11,661
I'm not dead yet.
425
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,236
What are you doing?
426
00:19:27,610 --> 00:19:29,812
I know this must be
a turn-on for you.
427
00:20:04,414 --> 00:20:06,649
Little whorish
to kiss and stab.
428
00:20:06,682 --> 00:20:08,718
You kissed back.
429
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:11,321
I didn't want you to die
without knowing the feeling.
430
00:20:11,354 --> 00:20:13,823
Actually, no woman should die
without knowing the feeling.
431
00:20:13,856 --> 00:20:15,591
All we need is a few drops
of your blood.
432
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:18,461
Foreman and Chase's lips
are not gonna get so close
433
00:20:18,494 --> 00:20:19,762
now that I know your plan.
434
00:20:19,795 --> 00:20:22,298
There's a nurse downstairs
about to risk his job
435
00:20:22,332 --> 00:20:23,599
to steal the blood
you drew from yourself yes--
436
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:26,469
I'm patient number 020406.
437
00:20:26,502 --> 00:20:28,638
In the record room
under the name Luke N. Laura.
438
00:20:28,671 --> 00:20:30,573
There's a whole vial
of blood there.
439
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:34,043
Along with CT scans,
MRIs, CSF--everything you need.
440
00:20:37,046 --> 00:20:39,649
If you need a sperm sample,
come back without the needle.
441
00:20:49,592 --> 00:20:52,662
Six centimeter mass
in his dorsal midbrain,
442
00:20:52,695 --> 00:20:55,698
extending
into the temporal lobe.
443
00:20:55,731 --> 00:20:57,967
That's inoperable.
444
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,603
What kind of time
does he have?
445
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,638
He's got a year.
446
00:21:06,842 --> 00:21:08,978
(Dr. Obyedkov)
Nurse! Nurse!
447
00:21:12,815 --> 00:21:15,985
[sighs]
448
00:21:16,018 --> 00:21:18,788
There's a consent from Boston
for the cancer drug trial.
449
00:21:18,821 --> 00:21:21,424
Any description of the process
of previous trials?
450
00:21:21,457 --> 00:21:22,425
Yep.
451
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:23,559
Any chance it'd work?
452
00:21:23,593 --> 00:21:24,660
No.
453
00:21:24,694 --> 00:21:25,861
It's not even designed
to work.
454
00:21:25,895 --> 00:21:27,363
Why would he--
455
00:21:27,397 --> 00:21:28,598
It's designed
to treat depression
456
00:21:28,631 --> 00:21:30,366
in terminal cancer patients.
457
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,367
He doesn't seem depressed.
458
00:21:31,401 --> 00:21:32,635
[door opens]
459
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:34,537
[noisy sigh]
460
00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:37,106
Okay, let's assume
that I am dying.
461
00:21:37,139 --> 00:21:39,942
Which I specifically told you
not to assume.
462
00:21:39,975 --> 00:21:43,746
Could we at least assume
that I'm not dying tomorrow?
463
00:21:43,779 --> 00:21:45,648
Whereas this kid,
PET revealed
464
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:48,050
several more hot spots,
but they're non-specific.
465
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,952
How can you focus
on him?
466
00:21:49,985 --> 00:21:52,722
It's the only way
I can cope.
467
00:21:52,755 --> 00:21:54,857
PET also showed a left brain
that's working hard.
468
00:21:54,890 --> 00:21:56,058
Harder than the right?
469
00:21:56,091 --> 00:21:57,893
Wouldn't be worth mentioning
otherwise.
470
00:21:57,927 --> 00:21:58,694
Bleeding in the brain.
471
00:21:58,728 --> 00:22:00,430
Blood would irritate
the lining,
472
00:22:00,463 --> 00:22:02,665
might cause the seizures
to get worse.
473
00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,500
Yes, he needs
an angiogram to look
474
00:22:04,534 --> 00:22:05,635
at the vasculature
inside his brain.
475
00:22:05,668 --> 00:22:08,904
We'll get right on it,
as soon as we're finished here.
476
00:22:08,938 --> 00:22:11,741
Don't get up.
I got it.
477
00:22:11,774 --> 00:22:13,876
You're busy.
Continue.
478
00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:23,018
You know what my team
is doing right now?
479
00:22:23,052 --> 00:22:24,920
No.
480
00:22:24,954 --> 00:22:27,857
They're trying to figure out
what's wrong with me.
481
00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:28,858
What's wrong with you?
482
00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:31,060
Thanks for asking.
483
00:22:31,093 --> 00:22:32,995
They found out
that I'm dying.
484
00:22:33,028 --> 00:22:35,865
That's sad.
485
00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:37,433
Everyone's dying.
486
00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:38,834
That's sad.
487
00:22:38,868 --> 00:22:41,003
Meteor lands on my head
tomorrow, it's all academic.
488
00:22:41,036 --> 00:22:43,939
I told them to leave me alone,
but did they?
489
00:22:43,973 --> 00:22:45,107
D-Did they?
490
00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:46,942
No, that one
was rhetorical.
491
00:22:46,976 --> 00:22:48,744
Oh.
492
00:22:48,778 --> 00:22:50,980
No, they did not.
493
00:22:54,950 --> 00:22:57,186
What the hell were you
before you hit your head?
494
00:22:57,219 --> 00:22:58,888
Hell is a bad word.
495
00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:00,890
So's ass and bitch.
496
00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:03,793
I could probably rattle off
50 much more complicated
497
00:23:03,826 --> 00:23:04,960
and disgusting ones,
498
00:23:04,994 --> 00:23:07,997
but then your dad
would get pissed at me.
499
00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:10,232
Do you like your life?
500
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:12,868
What life?
501
00:23:12,902 --> 00:23:14,737
Your life.
502
00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:16,939
Playing the piano,
going on tour.
503
00:23:16,972 --> 00:23:18,874
Scoring girls
left and right.
504
00:23:18,908 --> 00:23:20,776
I don't like girls.
505
00:23:20,810 --> 00:23:22,978
Boys.
Whatever gets you off.
506
00:23:23,012 --> 00:23:24,547
I like the piano.
507
00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:32,955
What's wrong?
508
00:23:32,988 --> 00:23:34,256
Dr. Peter Hayes?
509
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:36,559
This is Eric Foreman
at Princeton Plainsboro.
510
00:23:36,592 --> 00:23:37,693
You're doing
a signal
511
00:23:37,727 --> 00:23:38,994
transduction inhibitor
clinical trial.
512
00:23:39,028 --> 00:23:40,696
What kind of results
have you been--
513
00:23:40,730 --> 00:23:43,966
Transduction inhibitors
are a decade away.
514
00:23:45,701 --> 00:23:47,603
Bye, Pete!
515
00:23:50,940 --> 00:23:52,875
They've got another trial
going on at Duke.
516
00:23:52,908 --> 00:23:56,178
15% extend their lives
beyond five years.
517
00:23:56,211 --> 00:23:57,680
If you're positive
for protein PHF--
518
00:23:57,713 --> 00:23:59,882
Stop trying to save me.
519
00:23:59,915 --> 00:24:02,017
I'm fine.
520
00:24:02,051 --> 00:24:05,020
MRA confirms small collections
of blood
521
00:24:05,054 --> 00:24:07,623
throughout the white matter
of Patrick's right hemisphere.
522
00:24:07,657 --> 00:24:09,224
Mind if we chat
about that for a few moments?
523
00:24:09,258 --> 00:24:11,527
(Chase)
Either trauma, an aneurysm,
524
00:24:11,561 --> 00:24:12,995
cancer,
or autoimmune disease.
525
00:24:13,028 --> 00:24:15,064
We need a biopsy
to figure out which it is.
526
00:24:15,097 --> 00:24:16,599
His EEG was non-specific.
527
00:24:16,632 --> 00:24:17,600
Where are you gonna biopsy?
528
00:24:17,633 --> 00:24:18,801
Everywhere.
529
00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:20,736
Sure, just put on
a blindfold
530
00:24:20,770 --> 00:24:21,704
and play pin the tail
on the brain.
531
00:24:21,737 --> 00:24:24,774
He's bleeding
into his brain. He's dying.
532
00:24:24,807 --> 00:24:27,276
You can't just randomly stab
the temporal lobe
533
00:24:27,309 --> 00:24:28,811
and hope you hit
the right spot.
534
00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:30,746
Well, I'm only gonna take
little tiny pieces.
535
00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:32,548
Until what?
Till I find the problem.
536
00:24:32,582 --> 00:24:33,749
Or you kill him.
537
00:24:33,783 --> 00:24:35,851
No, I'll keep going
even if I kill him.
538
00:24:39,955 --> 00:24:41,891
Then he's screwed.
539
00:24:41,924 --> 00:24:43,926
Thanks for the chat.
540
00:24:52,902 --> 00:24:57,339
What if we do the EEG
from inside his brain?
541
00:24:57,372 --> 00:25:00,109
I'm actually
a little insulted.
542
00:25:00,142 --> 00:25:02,645
You were supposed to spend
the last hour worrying about me.
543
00:25:02,678 --> 00:25:03,746
It's risky and invasive.
544
00:25:03,779 --> 00:25:06,115
But that's why God invented
the long consent form.
545
00:25:06,148 --> 00:25:08,350
Can you get to why
this is a brilliant idea?
546
00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:09,985
External EEG
could get confused
547
00:25:10,019 --> 00:25:12,154
if there are multiple
structural abnormalities.
548
00:25:12,187 --> 00:25:15,190
If we perform the EEG
inside the skull,
549
00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:17,627
it could show us
where to biopsy.
550
00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:18,828
Brilliant.
551
00:25:18,861 --> 00:25:19,962
Go. Do.
552
00:25:19,995 --> 00:25:23,232
I'd also like to talk
to you about--
553
00:25:23,265 --> 00:25:24,834
This is gonna be personal,
isn't it?
554
00:25:24,867 --> 00:25:27,102
Yeah.
555
00:25:27,136 --> 00:25:30,973
[Joe Purdy's
Rainy Day Lament]
556
00:25:31,006 --> 00:25:39,949
*
557
00:25:39,982 --> 00:25:42,685
(Foreman)
We use a small drill
to get inside the skull.
558
00:25:42,718 --> 00:25:45,688
* Where do you go
when your luck runs out... *
559
00:25:45,721 --> 00:25:46,989
(Dr. Obyedkov)
There's bleeding inside?
560
00:25:47,022 --> 00:25:48,724
(Foreman)
Yes.
561
00:25:48,758 --> 00:25:51,193
As long as we have 12 holes,
we can surgically implant
562
00:25:51,226 --> 00:25:52,995
the electrodes
under the meninges
563
00:25:53,028 --> 00:25:56,031
against the brain.
564
00:25:56,065 --> 00:26:02,204
(Dr. Obyedkov)
And it's either cancer
or autoimmune disease?
565
00:26:02,237 --> 00:26:05,975
(Foreman)
Sorry. Yeah.
566
00:26:06,008 --> 00:26:08,778
(Dr. Obyedkov)
Which one is better?
567
00:26:08,811 --> 00:26:09,845
[Foreman sighs]
568
00:26:09,879 --> 00:26:13,048
(Foreman)
Neither.
569
00:26:13,082 --> 00:26:15,050
* Won't you come inside
570
00:26:15,084 --> 00:26:17,920
* With me today
571
00:26:19,989 --> 00:26:22,391
* You could stay inside
572
00:26:22,424 --> 00:26:27,830
* With me today
573
00:26:27,863 --> 00:26:31,133
* Can't you see
it's gonna rain? *
574
00:26:42,978 --> 00:26:44,146
Hey.
575
00:26:44,179 --> 00:26:45,748
Where do we cut?
576
00:26:45,781 --> 00:26:47,282
We don't.
577
00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:48,884
I need to say something.
578
00:26:48,918 --> 00:26:51,921
Something personal.
579
00:26:51,954 --> 00:26:53,055
Yeah.
580
00:26:53,088 --> 00:26:54,924
And I can't leave
because you've got
581
00:26:54,957 --> 00:26:56,759
something interesting
in that file.
582
00:26:56,792 --> 00:26:57,860
Sorry.
583
00:26:57,893 --> 00:27:00,329
[sighs]
584
00:27:02,832 --> 00:27:06,736
You're an arrogant ass
who makes it impossible
585
00:27:06,769 --> 00:27:08,437
for anyone to like him,
586
00:27:08,470 --> 00:27:10,039
by punishing people
who don't deserve--
587
00:27:10,072 --> 00:27:11,941
Can we get to the "but" part
of this speech?
588
00:27:11,974 --> 00:27:14,443
But I like you.
589
00:27:14,476 --> 00:27:16,411
No, you don't.
590
00:27:16,445 --> 00:27:19,081
You're just reacting
to the perception of my death.
591
00:27:19,114 --> 00:27:20,850
You need to put things
in order.
592
00:27:20,883 --> 00:27:21,951
Fear of guilt--
593
00:27:21,984 --> 00:27:23,152
Would you shut up?
See?
594
00:27:23,185 --> 00:27:25,054
I annoy you.
595
00:27:25,087 --> 00:27:26,388
Now are you gonna give me
the results,
596
00:27:26,421 --> 00:27:29,725
or are you gonna...
597
00:27:29,759 --> 00:27:31,193
[sighs]
598
00:27:31,226 --> 00:27:34,296
Intracranial EEG showed
no electrical abnormalities.
599
00:27:34,329 --> 00:27:36,098
Which means
it's autoimmune.
600
00:27:36,131 --> 00:27:38,868
No, it also showed
his entire right hemisphere
601
00:27:38,901 --> 00:27:40,903
is brain dead.
602
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:49,178
So...while you guys
were worrying about me,
603
00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:51,346
half this kid's brain died.
604
00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:53,348
The only solace
you should take from this
605
00:27:53,382 --> 00:27:54,817
is the fact that
it didn't.
606
00:27:54,850 --> 00:27:56,819
Garden variety EEG sucks
607
00:27:56,852 --> 00:27:58,320
compared to
the in-brain variety,
608
00:27:58,353 --> 00:27:59,822
but it's not gonna miss
brain death.
609
00:27:59,855 --> 00:28:02,324
He's gotten worse.
Not that much worse.
610
00:28:02,357 --> 00:28:04,159
Respiration is depressed,
seizures are increasing,
611
00:28:04,193 --> 00:28:05,194
one every five minutes.
612
00:28:05,227 --> 00:28:07,462
It's not that much worse.
613
00:28:07,496 --> 00:28:09,231
He can still talk,
and he's left-handed,
614
00:28:09,264 --> 00:28:10,966
which means speech
is in the right side.
615
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,768
You don't know how
Patrick's brain
616
00:28:12,802 --> 00:28:14,203
reorganized itself
25 years ago.
617
00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:18,007
What if the right side
is just a little dead.
618
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,210
Maybe he still has
random neurons firing.
619
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:22,411
You're just looking
for a puzzle
620
00:28:22,444 --> 00:28:24,179
to distract you
from your own situation.
621
00:28:24,213 --> 00:28:25,347
You're right.
He's dead.
622
00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:28,217
Let's go home.
623
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:31,020
What'd you find out?
624
00:28:32,521 --> 00:28:34,456
It's going to be
all right?
625
00:28:34,489 --> 00:28:37,426
I'm sor--
Yes!
626
00:28:41,463 --> 00:28:42,865
What's this?
627
00:28:42,898 --> 00:28:44,967
Piano.
628
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,101
What's this?
629
00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:52,374
He's obviously lost use--
630
00:28:52,407 --> 00:28:54,944
Shut up.
631
00:28:54,977 --> 00:28:57,980
[first phrase of Scott Joplin's
The Entertainer]
632
00:29:05,054 --> 00:29:08,057
[second phrase
of Joplin's The Entertainer]
633
00:29:13,262 --> 00:29:15,430
Music is a global process.
634
00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:17,066
Can't play the piano
with half a brain.
635
00:29:20,302 --> 00:29:21,403
What's it mean?
636
00:29:21,436 --> 00:29:24,306
It means the right side
of his brain has always sucked.
637
00:29:24,339 --> 00:29:26,441
It means it's not relevant
to what's going on now.
638
00:29:26,475 --> 00:29:28,143
Wow, then it's autoimmune.
639
00:29:28,177 --> 00:29:28,944
Yeah.
640
00:29:28,978 --> 00:29:30,512
Question is,
what do we do about it?
641
00:29:30,545 --> 00:29:32,081
Most likely ones
we can fix.
642
00:29:32,114 --> 00:29:35,384
Polyarteritis nodosa,
Takayasu, or Sarcoid.
643
00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:37,352
I'll start treatment.
644
00:29:37,386 --> 00:29:39,454
Not what I was talking about,
but yeah.
645
00:29:39,488 --> 00:29:41,556
You do that.
646
00:29:47,496 --> 00:29:49,464
Your turn?
647
00:29:49,498 --> 00:29:52,401
Do you have to do that?
648
00:29:52,434 --> 00:29:54,403
You mean cheapen
everyone's attempt
649
00:29:54,436 --> 00:29:56,205
at a human moment
by identifying
650
00:29:56,238 --> 00:29:57,606
the real calculations
that go into it?
651
00:29:57,639 --> 00:29:59,441
Yeah.
652
00:29:59,474 --> 00:30:00,943
Yeah, I do.
653
00:30:00,976 --> 00:30:03,012
I'm sorry you're dying.
654
00:30:03,045 --> 00:30:04,179
I'm gonna hug you.
655
00:30:04,213 --> 00:30:06,381
Anything to say?
656
00:30:06,415 --> 00:30:08,483
Well, if you're considering
grabbing my ass,
657
00:30:08,517 --> 00:30:10,419
don't start anything...
658
00:30:10,452 --> 00:30:12,054
you can't finish.
659
00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:16,491
Well, as long as we're
just standing here,
660
00:30:16,525 --> 00:30:17,626
do you mind if we work?
661
00:30:17,659 --> 00:30:19,528
How's the kid's treatment
going?
662
00:30:21,663 --> 00:30:23,398
Are you crying?
663
00:30:23,432 --> 00:30:24,566
No.
664
00:30:24,599 --> 00:30:27,136
[sighs]
665
00:30:27,169 --> 00:30:28,503
Respiration rate's up.
666
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:30,005
Seizures are calming down.
667
00:30:30,039 --> 00:30:32,107
It's all good.
668
00:30:32,141 --> 00:30:34,376
Not for what
I'm gonna do next.
669
00:30:34,409 --> 00:30:36,411
But there is no next.
670
00:30:36,445 --> 00:30:37,312
He's gonna be fine.
671
00:30:37,346 --> 00:30:39,514
Only if he wants
to remain a four-year-old
672
00:30:39,548 --> 00:30:42,251
who wets his bed.
673
00:30:42,284 --> 00:30:43,518
There's nothing else
for him.
674
00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:44,519
There's better.
675
00:30:44,553 --> 00:30:46,288
Thanks for the hug.
676
00:30:46,321 --> 00:30:49,424
[doorbell buzzing]
677
00:31:06,475 --> 00:31:09,244
It's the middle
of the night.
678
00:31:09,278 --> 00:31:10,679
You knew I'd be asleep.
679
00:31:10,712 --> 00:31:13,082
Phone would've woken you up
just as much.
680
00:31:13,115 --> 00:31:14,349
And I can't see
what you're wearing
681
00:31:14,383 --> 00:31:17,987
on the phone.
682
00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:21,590
My patient with the 55 IQ
has Takayasu syndrome.
683
00:31:21,623 --> 00:31:24,226
Very uncommon.
684
00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:26,295
Happens mostly
in Asian women.
685
00:31:26,328 --> 00:31:28,563
Takayasu is manageable
with steroids,
686
00:31:28,597 --> 00:31:30,132
which you already know.
687
00:31:30,165 --> 00:31:33,002
So I assume you're here
for something else.
688
00:31:33,035 --> 00:31:35,470
My patient also has
significant seizure problems.
689
00:31:35,504 --> 00:31:38,007
Also manageable
with anti-convulsant medication.
690
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,475
Yes, and if he kept taking
his anti-convulsant medication,
691
00:31:40,509 --> 00:31:43,445
he could go back
on tour and play the piano.
692
00:31:43,478 --> 00:31:48,083
But...a hemispherectomy
would completely stop
693
00:31:48,117 --> 00:31:50,385
the right brain seizure activity
and he would no longer
694
00:31:50,419 --> 00:31:52,721
need to take
his anti-convulsant medication.
695
00:31:52,754 --> 00:31:54,489
You wanna remove
half his brain.
696
00:31:54,523 --> 00:31:56,358
The right half,
it would be irresponsible
697
00:31:56,391 --> 00:31:57,359
to remove the left.
698
00:31:57,392 --> 00:32:00,095
You don't remove half a brain
and gain function.
699
00:32:00,129 --> 00:32:02,497
Not my brain.
But his?
700
00:32:02,531 --> 00:32:03,999
Who knows?
701
00:32:04,033 --> 00:32:06,235
Look, let's say
that I'm the left side
702
00:32:06,268 --> 00:32:07,302
of Patrick's brain.
703
00:32:07,336 --> 00:32:09,471
I'm quick-witted,
I'm charming, I'm great looking.
704
00:32:09,504 --> 00:32:10,639
You're the right side
of his brain.
705
00:32:10,672 --> 00:32:12,774
You're useless, old,
damaged.
706
00:32:12,807 --> 00:32:14,509
We go to a bar
for a drink.
707
00:32:14,543 --> 00:32:17,579
Now, I have the mad skills
to be scoring all the hot babes,
708
00:32:17,612 --> 00:32:21,150
but instead I'm spending my time
wiping drool off your chin
709
00:32:21,183 --> 00:32:23,452
and making sure you don't eat
the tablecloth.
710
00:32:23,485 --> 00:32:26,455
What's the father wanna do?
711
00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:28,223
I don't know.
712
00:32:30,692 --> 00:32:32,294
So go wake him up.
713
00:32:36,565 --> 00:32:38,033
House.
714
00:32:38,067 --> 00:32:41,136
I'm so sorry.
715
00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:42,804
Forgot I was dying,
huh?
716
00:32:42,837 --> 00:32:44,739
I'm here if you need me.
717
00:32:44,773 --> 00:32:47,476
I need you.
718
00:32:56,785 --> 00:33:00,089
One small feel for man.
719
00:33:00,122 --> 00:33:03,525
One giant ass for mankind.
720
00:33:03,558 --> 00:33:05,727
Thanks.
721
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,530
Good luck in Boston.
722
00:33:12,501 --> 00:33:15,304
Call the Make a Wish
Foundation.
723
00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:25,547
Dr. Foreman was just here.
724
00:33:25,580 --> 00:33:28,417
Seizures have almost
completely gone away.
725
00:33:28,450 --> 00:33:31,220
Says we might be able to go home
in the next day or two.
726
00:33:31,253 --> 00:33:33,588
Thank you so much.
727
00:33:33,622 --> 00:33:35,590
I think we should remove
the right side
728
00:33:35,624 --> 00:33:36,691
of your son's brain.
729
00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:38,560
I thought you fixed him.
730
00:33:38,593 --> 00:33:40,562
Does he look fixed?
731
00:33:40,595 --> 00:33:41,396
Right side of his brain
732
00:33:41,430 --> 00:33:42,764
was keeping him
walking straight.
733
00:33:42,797 --> 00:33:44,266
Other than that,
it's been dead weight
734
00:33:44,299 --> 00:33:45,567
ever since the accident.
735
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,337
If we remove it, seizures
would stop completely.
736
00:33:48,370 --> 00:33:50,472
But the seizures
are hardly noticeable.
737
00:33:50,505 --> 00:33:51,873
They don't bother Patrick.
738
00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:53,642
But without the seizures,
the left side
739
00:33:53,675 --> 00:33:56,645
would have a chance
to actually function.
740
00:33:56,678 --> 00:33:58,513
It could learn to do
new things.
741
00:33:58,547 --> 00:34:01,583
Only bummer...
742
00:34:01,616 --> 00:34:03,552
he'd never play
the piano again.
743
00:34:03,585 --> 00:34:06,721
No, the piano
is everything.
744
00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:09,124
I'm not saying
he'd ever work for NASA,
745
00:34:09,158 --> 00:34:11,260
but flipping burgers
isn't out of the question.
746
00:34:11,293 --> 00:34:12,694
Well, I don't mind
taking care of him
747
00:34:12,727 --> 00:34:13,762
so he can play the piano.
748
00:34:13,795 --> 00:34:16,131
No, you're actually lucky.
749
00:34:16,165 --> 00:34:17,632
You don't have to watch
your kid grow up.
750
00:34:17,666 --> 00:34:19,234
You don't have to let go.
751
00:34:19,268 --> 00:34:21,736
You trying to make this
about me?
752
00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:23,405
I love my son!
753
00:34:23,438 --> 00:34:25,140
Just the way he is.
754
00:34:25,174 --> 00:34:27,176
He's a monkey grinder
at the circus.
755
00:34:27,209 --> 00:34:28,843
He's worked hard
to get where he--
756
00:34:28,877 --> 00:34:30,111
So does the monkey.
757
00:34:33,182 --> 00:34:35,450
The piano is
a neurological accident.
758
00:34:35,484 --> 00:34:36,485
He has a gift.
759
00:34:36,518 --> 00:34:37,719
I'm offering him a life.
760
00:34:43,892 --> 00:34:45,727
It's up to you.
761
00:34:59,908 --> 00:35:01,476
I've isolated
the cancer proteins
762
00:35:01,510 --> 00:35:02,477
in House's CSF.
763
00:35:02,511 --> 00:35:03,778
'Bout time.
764
00:35:03,812 --> 00:35:05,314
We can't let him go
to Boston if he qualifies
765
00:35:05,347 --> 00:35:06,315
for the Duke trial.
766
00:35:06,348 --> 00:35:07,649
You wanna do it?
767
00:35:23,698 --> 00:35:24,933
[softly]
Damn.
768
00:35:24,966 --> 00:35:27,502
He's negative
for protein PHF.
769
00:35:27,536 --> 00:35:28,637
He doesn't qualify.
770
00:35:34,743 --> 00:35:37,379
What's that?
771
00:35:37,412 --> 00:35:41,216
That shouldn't be there.
772
00:36:11,045 --> 00:36:13,348
Patrick.
773
00:36:17,552 --> 00:36:18,620
Hello, Papa.
774
00:36:22,591 --> 00:36:24,893
Patrick, I have
a question for you.
775
00:36:24,926 --> 00:36:28,330
Yes?
776
00:36:28,363 --> 00:36:31,433
Are you happy?
777
00:36:37,572 --> 00:36:40,475
Are you happy?
778
00:36:42,511 --> 00:36:44,613
[stifles a sob]
779
00:36:44,646 --> 00:36:47,616
[sad contemplative music]
780
00:36:47,649 --> 00:36:55,657
*
781
00:37:30,559 --> 00:37:32,627
[knocking on door]
782
00:37:32,661 --> 00:37:35,764
(Foreman)
House, open up!
783
00:37:35,797 --> 00:37:39,033
Open up, it's important!
784
00:37:40,569 --> 00:37:42,371
I've got a flight
in three hours.
785
00:37:42,404 --> 00:37:44,339
You don't have cancer.
786
00:37:44,373 --> 00:37:47,442
There was abnormal presence
of IgG and IgM indicating--
787
00:37:47,476 --> 00:37:48,977
I don't have neurosyphilis.
788
00:37:49,010 --> 00:37:50,545
My MRI showed nothing--
789
00:37:50,579 --> 00:37:51,413
It's a gumma in your brain.
790
00:37:51,446 --> 00:37:52,447
It's very rare
not to be in the liver,
791
00:37:52,481 --> 00:37:54,616
and I'm really glad
we never slept together--
792
00:37:54,649 --> 00:37:55,984
You would've used
a condom.
793
00:37:56,017 --> 00:37:57,519
And I don't have syphilis.
794
00:37:57,552 --> 00:37:58,553
My VDRL was negative--
795
00:37:58,587 --> 00:37:59,821
We did an FTA antibody test,
796
00:37:59,854 --> 00:38:03,558
the VDRL
was a false negative.
797
00:38:03,592 --> 00:38:04,559
You're not going to die!
798
00:38:04,593 --> 00:38:07,462
All you need
is IV antibiotics!
799
00:38:10,832 --> 00:38:12,967
Did you send these results
to Mass General?
800
00:38:13,001 --> 00:38:14,903
Of course.
801
00:38:14,936 --> 00:38:18,507
You idiots.
802
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:20,609
We just told you
you're not gonna die.
803
00:38:20,642 --> 00:38:22,844
You should be
making out with Cameron.
804
00:38:22,877 --> 00:38:25,747
You knew it wasn't cancer?
805
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:28,049
I was sure
it was cancer.
806
00:38:28,082 --> 00:38:29,618
Then why aren't you
celebrating?
807
00:38:29,651 --> 00:38:32,987
Because it wasn't
my damn file!
808
00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:35,657
You faked cancer?
809
00:38:35,690 --> 00:38:38,660
The real patient
is in the Witherspoon Wing.
810
00:38:38,693 --> 00:38:40,895
Feel free to tell his wife
that he's not gonna die,
811
00:38:40,929 --> 00:38:42,564
but he is cheating on her.
812
00:38:42,597 --> 00:38:43,732
Why would you want us
to think that you--
813
00:38:43,765 --> 00:38:44,933
I didn't!
814
00:38:44,966 --> 00:38:47,669
I wanted the guys in Boston
to think that I had cancer.
815
00:38:47,702 --> 00:38:49,438
I wanted the guys
who were gonna implant
816
00:38:49,471 --> 00:38:51,473
a cool drug right
into the pleasure center
817
00:38:51,506 --> 00:38:53,608
of my brain to think
that I had cancer.
818
00:38:53,642 --> 00:38:56,945
You faked cancer
to get high?
819
00:38:56,978 --> 00:38:58,012
[sighs]
820
00:39:05,854 --> 00:39:07,622
I'm going to bed.
821
00:39:07,656 --> 00:39:10,559
You're right.
822
00:39:10,592 --> 00:39:12,861
I don't like you.
823
00:39:12,894 --> 00:39:14,963
Sure, now
that I'm not dying.
824
00:39:32,481 --> 00:39:35,083
I heard Patrick's
hemispherectomy went well.
825
00:39:35,116 --> 00:39:37,752
He survived the surgery.
826
00:39:37,786 --> 00:39:39,087
He's unconscious.
827
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,822
How depressed are you?
828
00:39:40,855 --> 00:39:42,624
I'm not depressed.
829
00:39:42,657 --> 00:39:44,893
You faked cancer.
830
00:39:44,926 --> 00:39:46,928
It was
an outpatient procedure.
831
00:39:46,961 --> 00:39:47,929
I was curious.
832
00:39:47,962 --> 00:39:49,731
Are you curious
about heroin?
833
00:39:49,764 --> 00:39:51,500
Not since last year's
Christmas party.
834
00:39:51,533 --> 00:39:54,102
[exhales forcefully]
835
00:39:54,135 --> 00:39:56,137
I know this goes
against your nature,
836
00:39:56,170 --> 00:39:58,139
but can we not make
too much of this?
837
00:39:58,172 --> 00:40:01,510
You made people think
that you were going to die.
838
00:40:01,543 --> 00:40:02,577
I didn't make them!
839
00:40:02,611 --> 00:40:03,978
I tried to hide it.
840
00:40:04,012 --> 00:40:06,648
But you idiots needed to get
into my business.
841
00:40:06,681 --> 00:40:09,951
[laughter]
842
00:40:09,984 --> 00:40:13,922
I'm sure I'll regret asking,
but why are you laughing?
843
00:40:13,955 --> 00:40:15,624
It's ironic.
844
00:40:15,657 --> 00:40:18,660
I'm sure I'll regret asking,
but why--
845
00:40:18,693 --> 00:40:20,261
Depression
in cancer patients
846
00:40:20,294 --> 00:40:21,896
is not as common
as you think.
847
00:40:21,930 --> 00:40:23,798
It's not the dying
that gets to people.
848
00:40:23,832 --> 00:40:25,066
It's the dying alone.
849
00:40:25,099 --> 00:40:27,536
The patients with family,
with friends,
850
00:40:27,569 --> 00:40:29,538
they tend to do okay.
851
00:40:29,571 --> 00:40:31,840
You don't have cancer.
852
00:40:31,873 --> 00:40:33,775
You do have people
who give a damn.
853
00:40:33,808 --> 00:40:35,143
So what do you do?
854
00:40:35,176 --> 00:40:37,646
[laughter]
855
00:40:37,679 --> 00:40:40,715
You fake the cancer,
856
00:40:40,749 --> 00:40:43,618
then push the people
who care away.
857
00:40:45,754 --> 00:40:48,523
Because they're boring.
858
00:40:48,557 --> 00:40:52,561
Go home to your hotel room
and laugh at that irony.
859
00:40:55,096 --> 00:40:56,865
Start small, House.
860
00:40:56,898 --> 00:40:58,199
Take a chance.
861
00:40:58,232 --> 00:40:59,901
Maybe something
that doesn't involve
862
00:40:59,934 --> 00:41:02,003
sticking stuff
in your brain.
863
00:41:02,036 --> 00:41:05,607
Pizza with a friend.
864
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,108
A movie.
865
00:41:07,141 --> 00:41:09,778
Something.
866
00:41:25,727 --> 00:41:29,130
Follow my finger.
867
00:41:29,163 --> 00:41:30,699
Do you know your name?
868
00:41:35,637 --> 00:41:38,673
His speech center
was on the right side.
869
00:41:38,707 --> 00:41:41,776
It'll be a while
before he's talking.
870
00:41:41,810 --> 00:41:44,846
He hasn't really done anything
except to stare off
871
00:41:44,879 --> 00:41:45,914
into the distance.
872
00:41:45,947 --> 00:41:47,616
He'll take some time to...
873
00:41:47,649 --> 00:41:50,585
[uplifting piano music]
874
00:41:50,619 --> 00:41:52,320
Oh, uh...
875
00:41:52,353 --> 00:42:00,561
*
876
00:42:03,798 --> 00:42:06,635
You buttoned your shirt.
877
00:42:11,706 --> 00:42:13,074
He looks happy.
878
00:42:13,107 --> 00:42:16,077
[Gomez' See the World]
879
00:42:16,110 --> 00:42:26,621
*
880
00:42:26,655 --> 00:42:29,323
* Day to day
881
00:42:29,357 --> 00:42:33,695
* Where do you want
to be? *
882
00:42:35,363 --> 00:42:39,634
* 'Cause now you're trying
to pick a fight *
883
00:42:39,668 --> 00:42:42,904
* With everyone you need
884
00:42:45,173 --> 00:42:47,275
* You seem
885
00:42:47,308 --> 00:42:50,278
* Like a soldier
886
00:42:50,311 --> 00:42:52,313
* Who's lost
887
00:42:52,346 --> 00:42:55,750
* His composure
888
00:42:55,784 --> 00:42:57,886
* You're wounded
889
00:42:57,919 --> 00:43:02,223
* And play a waiting game
890
00:43:02,256 --> 00:43:04,358
* In no man's land
891
00:43:04,392 --> 00:43:08,096
* No one's to blame
892
00:43:08,129 --> 00:43:11,132
* See the world
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