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So, you got a Green Beret,
a Navy SEAL,
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and a sister from Brooklyn.
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The General hands
each of them a gun and says,
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"Your spouse is seated
next door
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"in a room in a chair.
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"In order to pass this test,
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you must go inside
and kill them."
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Immediately,
the Green Beret says,
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"No, sir, I could never
kill my wife.
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I just can't do it."
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General looks at him
and says,
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"You know what?
You ain't got what it takes.
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Take your wife
and go on home."
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Navy SEAL then heads in.
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Five minutes later,
comes out--
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Tears strolling down
his face.
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"I tried, I tried,
I tried!
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"I just can't do it.
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"She looked so beautiful
in the chair.
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I can't do it."
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General looks at him
and says,
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"You know what?
You ain't got what it takes."
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Finally,
sister from Brooklyn
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strolls in with a swagger.
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Blam, blam, blam!
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Shots rang out!
There's banging.
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There's screaming.
It's going crazy!
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Suddenly,
everything goes silent.
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General says,
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"Well, what the hell happened
inside?"
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Sister from Brooklyn
screams back,
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"The damn gun
had blanks in it!
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So I had to beat him to death
with my bare--"
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[crash]
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What the hell?
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A little bit of warning
would've been nice!
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Sound of a saw
cutting a hole in a wall
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wasn't warning enough?
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Bite me!
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[indistinct radio chatter]
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What, are you kidding me?
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Tub-o-goo there has
gotta be over six bills.
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You ain't gonna lift him
with a couple of blankets.
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(Smith)
You got a better idea,
Einstein?
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Yeah, just roll him off.
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[laughter]
What, he's already dead.
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It ain't like
he's gonna feel it.
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How the hell does a guy
get that big?
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(paramedic)
We roll him off
from this height,
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he's likely to go
right through the floor
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and take us with him.
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Ready?
All right, one, two--
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Lift!
[flatulence]
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[laughter]
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Come on, man.
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Me?
You're the kielbasa king.
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Wasn't me.
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Whoa, wasn't me either.
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Don't look at me.
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Please tell me
dead guys can fart.
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Of course.
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Dead bodies are full
of all sorts of gases.
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But a dead body
can't tighten the sphincter.
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You need a tight sphincter
to make a fart.
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No, you need
a loose sphincter.
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Did you check his femoral?
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No.
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He peed all over himself.
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Look, I've heard dead bodies
moan, groan, hiss--
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Hell, I've even seen them
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sit straight up
on a gurney.
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Trust me.
His skin's cold.
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Pupils are fixed
and dilated.
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He's not breathing.
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He's got a pulse!
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No way.
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Get me an ambu bag
and EKG.
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It's thready,
but it's there.
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Let's get him in the basket.
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Ready?
One, two, lift!
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[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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*
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*
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46-year-old guy
in a coma.
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Doesn't appear to be
anything wrong with him
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except for the fact
that he weighs over 600 pounds.
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What time does he usually
get in?
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Any time between
8:00 and 10:00.
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Did you say 600?
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At least.
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Biggest scale we got
only goes up to 350.
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But this guy's waistline
is over seven feet.
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Which means he's
a diabetic
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with blood thicker
than pancake batter.
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No mystery there,
or much we can do.
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Blood sugar's normal.
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Cholesterol's lower than mine.
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Tox screen's clean.
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No sign of trauma.
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Sure there wasn't
a mix-up at the lab?
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Three times?
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It's almost 11:00.
Where is House?
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[cell door locking]
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(man)
* Having my baby
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* What a lovely way
of saying *
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* How much you love me
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* You're having my baby
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* What a lovely way
of saying *
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* You love me
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* Having my baby
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* What a lovely way
of saying *
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* How you love me
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* Having my baby
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* What a lovely way
of saying *
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* How you love me
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* Having my baby
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* What a lovely way of saying
how much I love you *
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Excusez-moi, garcon!
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Hello?!
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* Saying how much--
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It's 11:00.
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Which means my friend
is ready for his sponge bath.
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And I shouldn't be here.
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Hey, Gomer Pyle!
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I know you can hear me.
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[door unlocking]
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I think you mean
Barney Fife.
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So many great
idiot icons to choose from.
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You need time
to think of some more?
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Either arraign me
or let me go.
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No problem.
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Which do you prefer?
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What took you so long?
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Sorry,
I didn't have 15 grand
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in my loose change jar.
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What the hell did you do?
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Nothing.
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The motorcycle was impounded.
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That explains
the speeding, DUI,
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and driving without
a license.
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The fact that you're you
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explains the illegal
possession of narcotics.
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And resisting arrest.
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Where's your car?
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What happened?
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Some idiot cop
with crotch rot
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obviously thought
that I didn't treat him
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with the deference due
to a man of his stature.
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He trumped up
a traffic stop.
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Next thing I know,
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I'm sharing a cage
with a guy
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who thinks that showers
are the way
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the devil gets inside you.
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Does Cuddy know?
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Everything she needs to.
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I'm innocent.
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Till proven guilty.
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Guy wanted to punish me.
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He did it.
It's over.
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Better get yourself
a lawyer.
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Already got one.
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You know what they say
about the lawyer
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who has himself as a client?
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Same thing they say
about the doctor
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who lends 15 grand
to a friend he knows
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can't pay him back.
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Relax, you'll get it.
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Where am I gonna
take off to?
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Does Salma Hayek live in
Mexico or Spain?
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There's nothing abnormal
in the EEG
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or in the neurological exam.
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I'm guessing
it's food related.
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Improperly prepared
puffer fish can have toxins
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that could cause a coma
and might not show up
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on the tox screen.
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Where do you think he is?
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He's probably
at the track.
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If he was at the track
he'd tell us
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so we don't
have to page him.
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And it was a puffer fish,
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he'd be dead
in six to eight hours tops.
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He's been in a coma
at least 24.
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The guy didn't
get to 600 pounds
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eating a load of sushi.
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What if he was
in a motorcycle accident?
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Explains the coma.
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But how did he
get back in bed?
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Oh--
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Cameron's
talking about House.
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You ever see
how he drives?
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No.
We haven't.
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But I have seen how many pills
he's been popping lately.
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I wouldn't be surprised
if he's in a coma
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somewhere himself.
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If I am, this is
one lame hallucination.
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What happened to you?
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If you ever
end up in a bar
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with the Cambridge Women's
Heavyweight Eight,
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do not accept an offer
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of an upside down
kamikaze shot.
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We have a case.
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Fat guy in a coma,
I know.
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Cuddy found you?
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No, but the wall between
Wilson's office and this one
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is thinner than you think.
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Which means we need
to stop talking
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about what a pathetic loser
he is.
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Start treating Jabba
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for Pickwickian Syndrome.
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His 96 double Zs
are probably
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putting pressure on his chest,
suffocating him.
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CO2 and oxygen stats
are normal.
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For you and me.
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What's normal
for a hippopotamus?
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Get a detailed
medical history.
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From who?
He was brought in alone.
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And I doubt a guy
who weighs 600 pounds
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bothers with annual physicals.
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Talk to the neighbors.
Search the house.
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Let's see what else
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Shamu's been up
to besides eating.
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This conversation is over
because I have officially
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run out of clever things
to call the guy.
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It's hard to believe
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you can even attach
this much flesh
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to a human skeleton.
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(Chase)
I wouldn't exactly
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call this attached.
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This is ridiculous.
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A person shouldn't be able
to eat themselves
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into oblivion and then
just expect everyone
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to pull out the stops
to fix everything.
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What are we supposed to do?
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Refuse treatment
to anyone who's obese?
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Come on,
gimme a break.
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The guy's not obese.
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He's not
even morbidly obese.
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He's suicidal.
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People who attempt suicide
get treated.
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Plenty of noncompliant
diabetics don't.
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We don't give drug addicts
dialysis.
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Or alcoholics
liver transplants.
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What is your problem?
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You get beat up
by a gang of fat kids
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when you were in grade school
or something?
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Yeah, I'm the one
with the problem.
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So, um, I think his bedroom's
through there.
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And kitchen's
to the left.
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Have you seen any changes
in his personality?
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Any trouble with memory
or balance?
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No, but I really
don't see him that often.
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He's not unfriendly
or anything.
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I guess he just likes
to keep to himself.
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I think he only gave me
a spare set of keys
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because I gave him mine.
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What?
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Nothing.
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Just reminds me
of someone I know
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who is unfriendly.
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Does George have a job?
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He has a headhunting business
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he runs from home.
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00:08:46,903 --> 00:08:48,872
Occasionally he'll
interview people here.
264
00:08:48,905 --> 00:08:51,274
But he does most of it
over the phone.
265
00:08:51,307 --> 00:08:52,643
Wow.
266
00:08:52,676 --> 00:08:55,178
Yeah, he loves to cook.
267
00:08:55,211 --> 00:08:57,648
And eat,
obviously.
268
00:08:57,681 --> 00:09:00,016
Four-course gourmet meals
almost every night.
269
00:09:00,050 --> 00:09:01,685
Sometimes for lunch too.
270
00:09:01,718 --> 00:09:03,720
Do you know if he ever uses
any unpasteurized cheese
271
00:09:03,754 --> 00:09:04,821
or wild game?
272
00:09:04,855 --> 00:09:05,689
I'm not sure.
273
00:09:05,722 --> 00:09:07,223
He gets all his groceries
delivered
274
00:09:07,257 --> 00:09:08,859
from that market
down on Alden.
275
00:09:08,892 --> 00:09:10,360
They probably know.
276
00:09:11,728 --> 00:09:13,263
He have any friends?
277
00:09:13,296 --> 00:09:15,198
No, I mean--
278
00:09:15,231 --> 00:09:16,900
Sometimes women
do come by.
279
00:09:16,933 --> 00:09:18,969
Young, attractive--
280
00:09:19,002 --> 00:09:21,237
Never the same one twice,
if you know what I mean.
281
00:09:21,271 --> 00:09:22,673
I see.
282
00:09:22,706 --> 00:09:23,974
There can't be many women
who'd want to be
283
00:09:24,007 --> 00:09:25,275
with a guy like him.
284
00:09:33,349 --> 00:09:34,718
It's usually worst
in the morning.
285
00:09:34,751 --> 00:09:36,052
Especially if I've slept
on my arm.
286
00:09:36,086 --> 00:09:36,920
If I sleep on my back
287
00:09:36,953 --> 00:09:38,922
or with my arms out,
I'm usually okay.
288
00:09:40,356 --> 00:09:42,025
So your arm only hurts
289
00:09:42,058 --> 00:09:43,960
after you lie on top of it
all night.
290
00:09:43,994 --> 00:09:45,128
Yeah.
291
00:09:45,161 --> 00:09:46,730
Hmm.
292
00:09:46,763 --> 00:09:49,132
Well, have you thought about,
I don't know--
293
00:09:49,165 --> 00:09:51,001
Not doing that?
294
00:09:51,034 --> 00:09:52,035
Yeah, but it's how I sleep.
295
00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:53,069
That's how I've always slept.
296
00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:54,070
Well, there's always surgery.
297
00:09:54,104 --> 00:09:55,038
To do what?
298
00:09:55,071 --> 00:09:56,840
Like, clean out
some cartilage or something?
299
00:09:56,873 --> 00:09:58,074
You're not sleeping
on some cartilage.
300
00:09:58,108 --> 00:09:59,676
You're sleeping on your arm.
301
00:09:59,710 --> 00:10:02,245
You want to remove
my arm?
302
00:10:02,278 --> 00:10:03,947
Well, it is your left.
303
00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:05,115
A guy's gotta sleep.
304
00:10:05,148 --> 00:10:07,650
Are you insane?
305
00:10:14,725 --> 00:10:16,860
[House whistling]
306
00:10:16,893 --> 00:10:18,428
I see spending a night
in jail
307
00:10:18,461 --> 00:10:20,030
hasn't humbled you a bit.
308
00:10:20,063 --> 00:10:22,032
While following my every move
is flattering,
309
00:10:22,065 --> 00:10:24,300
a single rose on my doorstep
each morning
310
00:10:24,334 --> 00:10:26,136
would be more enticing.
311
00:10:26,169 --> 00:10:27,771
Just bringing your boss
up to speed.
312
00:10:27,804 --> 00:10:30,206
Which I guess
you didn't feel was necessary.
313
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,743
You gonna add that
to my list of charges?
314
00:10:32,776 --> 00:10:33,944
People who are innocent
315
00:10:33,977 --> 00:10:35,979
tend not to try to hide
their arrest.
316
00:10:36,012 --> 00:10:38,048
Is that based on your years
of experience
317
00:10:38,081 --> 00:10:39,449
arresting innocent people?
318
00:10:42,252 --> 00:10:44,020
The way you're going
at that gum,
319
00:10:44,054 --> 00:10:45,956
it's obviously not having
the desired effect.
320
00:10:45,989 --> 00:10:47,323
You're the addict.
321
00:10:47,357 --> 00:10:49,192
You're gonna be
back on the butts in a month.
322
00:10:49,225 --> 00:10:51,795
You're just taking out
your frustration on me
323
00:10:51,828 --> 00:10:54,064
because my meds
actually work.
324
00:10:54,097 --> 00:10:55,766
Why don't you quit
while you're ahead,
325
00:10:55,799 --> 00:10:57,033
before you end up
326
00:10:57,067 --> 00:10:58,835
as a security guard
working the night shift
327
00:10:58,869 --> 00:10:59,669
at some strip mall?
328
00:11:01,404 --> 00:11:03,306
I think working around
a bunch of nurses
329
00:11:03,339 --> 00:11:05,008
has given you
a false sense
330
00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:06,376
of your ability
to intimidate.
331
00:11:15,218 --> 00:11:16,753
Who's that?
332
00:11:16,787 --> 00:11:20,757
Apparently Cuddy's widened
her sperm donor search
333
00:11:20,791 --> 00:11:22,158
to include Neanderthals.
334
00:11:22,192 --> 00:11:25,061
Cuddy's looking
for a sperm donor?
335
00:11:25,095 --> 00:11:27,297
It's a joke.
336
00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:29,232
Like Cuddy would ever
want a kid.
337
00:11:29,265 --> 00:11:30,433
Or a kid would ever
want Cuddy.
338
00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:32,368
Hello?
That's why it's funny.
339
00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:34,871
Why are you guys here?
340
00:11:34,905 --> 00:11:36,139
(Foreman)
It's not Pickwick's.
341
00:11:36,172 --> 00:11:38,208
Intubation and steroids
have had no effect.
342
00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:40,243
Except maybe to cause
whatever it is to get worse.
343
00:11:40,276 --> 00:11:41,344
He's got a fever now.
344
00:11:41,377 --> 00:11:42,779
What'd you find out?
345
00:11:42,813 --> 00:11:44,014
That you and George
have the same taste
346
00:11:44,047 --> 00:11:45,348
in home furnishings
and women.
347
00:11:45,381 --> 00:11:47,317
Danish modern
and Russian gymnasts?
348
00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:48,518
Pianos and prostitutes.
349
00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:50,453
We should do an LP,
look for neurosyphilis.
350
00:11:50,486 --> 00:11:51,487
It's not syphilis.
351
00:11:51,521 --> 00:11:52,956
How do you know?
352
00:11:52,989 --> 00:11:54,557
Because you get STDs
from people you trust.
353
00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:56,526
People you don't feel the need
to protect yourself from.
354
00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:58,795
Whatever he has
is connected to his gut.
355
00:11:58,829 --> 00:11:59,796
Not what's below it.
356
00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:01,131
MRI his brain,
look for clots.
357
00:12:01,164 --> 00:12:02,198
(Foreman)
Weight limit
on the MRI machine
358
00:12:02,232 --> 00:12:04,567
is 450 pounds.
359
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,002
So do a CT.
360
00:12:06,036 --> 00:12:07,003
Limit's 350.
361
00:12:07,037 --> 00:12:08,872
Then just start treatment.
362
00:12:08,905 --> 00:12:11,307
We give him blood thinners
and the coma's caused by a bleed
363
00:12:11,341 --> 00:12:12,342
instead of a clot,
we could kill him.
364
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,910
Either start treatment,
365
00:12:13,944 --> 00:12:15,411
or start building
a stronger MRI.
366
00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:17,247
Whatever you do,
do it fast.
367
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,882
The longer he stays
in a coma,
368
00:12:18,915 --> 00:12:20,150
the less likely it is
he'll ever wake up.
369
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,856
(Foreman)
There's no way.
370
00:12:25,889 --> 00:12:27,123
His head's the only part
371
00:12:27,157 --> 00:12:28,892
that we have to get
in the machine.
372
00:12:28,925 --> 00:12:29,860
If we can just
get him on the table.
373
00:12:29,893 --> 00:12:31,928
We get him on the table,
we break the table.
374
00:12:31,962 --> 00:12:33,263
We break the table,
375
00:12:33,296 --> 00:12:34,430
hospital's out
a million dollars.
376
00:12:34,464 --> 00:12:35,999
And we're out of our jobs.
377
00:12:36,032 --> 00:12:37,968
The weight limit's
obviously just an estimation.
378
00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:40,136
It's not like it can hold
450 pounds fine--
379
00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:42,238
it'll instantly collapse
under 451.
380
00:12:42,272 --> 00:12:45,876
He's not 1 pound over,
he's 150 pounds over.
381
00:12:45,909 --> 00:12:47,110
I don't care.
382
00:12:47,143 --> 00:12:48,344
He still deserves
the same standard of care
383
00:12:48,378 --> 00:12:50,546
as anyone else.
384
00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:52,849
And you believe the machine
will stand on principle?
385
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:59,022
You guys gonna help
or not?
386
00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:03,059
(Nurse Brenda)
How much does this guy weigh?
387
00:13:03,093 --> 00:13:03,793
440.
388
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,061
Looks like a lot more
than that.
389
00:13:05,095 --> 00:13:06,462
It's because
he's lying down.
390
00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:07,998
You guys ready?
391
00:13:08,031 --> 00:13:09,232
One, two, three--
392
00:13:09,265 --> 00:13:11,001
[grunting]
393
00:13:12,602 --> 00:13:15,939
[table creaking]
394
00:13:25,048 --> 00:13:26,449
Here.
395
00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:28,118
What's this?
396
00:13:28,151 --> 00:13:30,954
I made some calls
for you.
397
00:13:30,987 --> 00:13:32,989
The guy's the best criminal
attorney in Princeton.
398
00:13:33,023 --> 00:13:34,190
Thanks, but I don't need it.
399
00:13:34,224 --> 00:13:35,458
I assume you told
Inspector Clouseau
400
00:13:35,491 --> 00:13:37,127
that I have
a valid prescription
401
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:37,928
for the Vicodin.
402
00:13:37,961 --> 00:13:39,629
Yeah, and I assume
you did as well.
403
00:13:39,662 --> 00:13:41,131
Did it make a difference?
404
00:13:41,164 --> 00:13:42,298
The guy's pissed.
405
00:13:42,332 --> 00:13:43,466
And with the DEA
now treating
406
00:13:43,499 --> 00:13:45,235
pain doctors
like Columbian--
407
00:13:45,268 --> 00:13:46,669
I'm not a pain doctor.
408
00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:47,904
I'm a pain patient.
409
00:13:47,938 --> 00:13:50,006
Tell it to your lawyer.
410
00:14:01,617 --> 00:14:04,554
[creaking sounds]
411
00:14:04,587 --> 00:14:08,158
(Foreman)
No midline shifts,
no bleeds, clots, infarcts.
412
00:14:08,191 --> 00:14:10,093
I don't see
any edema either.
413
00:14:10,126 --> 00:14:11,327
(Chase)
So what do we do now?
414
00:14:11,361 --> 00:14:12,362
(Cameron)
An LP.
415
00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:14,364
Even if it's not an STD,
416
00:14:14,397 --> 00:14:15,932
a fever points toward
some sort of infection.
417
00:14:15,966 --> 00:14:18,168
(Chase)
I'm not sure
we can do an LP
418
00:14:18,201 --> 00:14:19,335
on a guy his size.
419
00:14:21,972 --> 00:14:23,106
What?
420
00:14:23,139 --> 00:14:24,474
You have to be able
to palpate the spine
421
00:14:24,507 --> 00:14:25,275
to know where to go.
422
00:14:25,308 --> 00:14:28,111
We could use fluoroscopy
to guide us.
423
00:14:28,144 --> 00:14:29,379
He's still gotta be able
to bring his knees up
424
00:14:29,412 --> 00:14:31,147
and bend forward
in order to open a space--
425
00:14:31,181 --> 00:14:33,083
[grunting]
426
00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:35,085
Aah! Aah!
427
00:14:35,118 --> 00:14:36,486
(Cameron)
George, it's all right.
You're in a hospital.
428
00:14:36,519 --> 00:14:37,954
Calm down, man!
Calm down!
429
00:14:37,988 --> 00:14:39,389
[screaming]
Get him out already!
430
00:14:39,422 --> 00:14:40,656
(Chase)
I'm trying.
431
00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:43,994
[crash]
432
00:14:45,061 --> 00:14:47,263
We're gonna get you out.
433
00:14:49,499 --> 00:14:51,501
[screaming]
434
00:14:55,738 --> 00:14:57,040
(Cameron)
We still have no idea
435
00:14:57,073 --> 00:14:58,274
why he was in the coma
to begin with.
436
00:14:58,308 --> 00:14:59,475
(Foreman)
Or why he woke up.
437
00:14:59,509 --> 00:15:01,577
(Chase)
It was probably just
some sort of head trauma.
438
00:15:01,611 --> 00:15:02,678
And we missed the swelling
because...
439
00:15:02,712 --> 00:15:05,982
Well, his head's
already swollen.
440
00:15:06,016 --> 00:15:07,750
A bump on the noggin
doesn't explain the fever.
441
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,319
An infection made worse
by the steroids
442
00:15:09,352 --> 00:15:10,353
we gave him
for Pickwick's does.
443
00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:11,521
(Chase)
He's not worse.
444
00:15:11,554 --> 00:15:13,156
He's better.
445
00:15:13,189 --> 00:15:15,158
We just replaced
the last MRI you broke.
446
00:15:15,191 --> 00:15:17,460
Referring
to the fund-raising funbags
447
00:15:17,493 --> 00:15:19,095
by the royal "we" now?
448
00:15:19,129 --> 00:15:20,496
Let me explain
cause and effect to you.
449
00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:21,331
I specifically told them
450
00:15:21,364 --> 00:15:23,133
to skip the boring
testing part
451
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,368
and jump right
to the dangerous treatment.
452
00:15:25,401 --> 00:15:27,203
You blow stuff up,
453
00:15:27,237 --> 00:15:28,638
makes my life miserable.
454
00:15:28,671 --> 00:15:30,340
Makes me need to make
your life miserable.
455
00:15:30,373 --> 00:15:32,342
(Cameron)
He's telling the truth.
456
00:15:37,513 --> 00:15:38,381
Kids these days.
457
00:15:38,414 --> 00:15:40,216
Got no respect
for other people's property.
458
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,052
Repairmen cost less
than lawyers.
459
00:15:43,619 --> 00:15:45,755
Morbid obesity is a legally
defined disability.
460
00:15:45,788 --> 00:15:48,691
Which means if we'd denied
access to the MRI,
461
00:15:48,724 --> 00:15:50,393
he could've sued us
for discrimination
462
00:15:50,426 --> 00:15:51,494
as well as malpractice.
463
00:15:51,527 --> 00:15:53,063
This was your idea?
464
00:15:53,096 --> 00:15:54,430
Yeah.
465
00:16:05,475 --> 00:16:06,442
Looks like Cameron's
gonna be having
466
00:16:06,476 --> 00:16:08,244
a lot more ideas
in the future.
467
00:16:08,278 --> 00:16:09,779
Who knew that being bloated
and bitchy
468
00:16:09,812 --> 00:16:11,081
could actually
come in handy?
469
00:16:11,114 --> 00:16:12,415
Shut up.
470
00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:13,516
What if it is hormones?
471
00:16:13,549 --> 00:16:14,517
It's not hormones.
472
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:15,485
I'm talking about George.
473
00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:16,319
(Foreman)
Acute adrenal insufficiency
474
00:16:16,352 --> 00:16:18,421
could cause
a temporary coma.
475
00:16:18,454 --> 00:16:19,722
(Chase)
A glandular problem
would cause his temperature
476
00:16:19,755 --> 00:16:20,756
to be low, not high.
477
00:16:20,790 --> 00:16:22,525
Maybe the fever's
not related.
478
00:16:22,558 --> 00:16:24,260
If the fever's not related,
there's nothing to talk about.
479
00:16:24,294 --> 00:16:26,262
We should do
an ACTH stimulation test
480
00:16:26,296 --> 00:16:28,398
and check his skin
for acanthosis nigricans.
481
00:16:28,431 --> 00:16:30,233
Or the fever is related
482
00:16:30,266 --> 00:16:31,401
and so are the prostitutes.
483
00:16:31,434 --> 00:16:32,835
We should do
a full STD panel
484
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,437
and check his genitals
for chancres.
485
00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,438
(Chase)
We should do nothing.
486
00:16:35,471 --> 00:16:37,607
Just keep him a couple of days
for observation.
487
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:38,841
If it doesn't get
any worse,
488
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,243
it was probably just
a hematoma
489
00:16:40,276 --> 00:16:42,245
that dissipated
on its own.
490
00:16:42,278 --> 00:16:44,647
Or we do all of the above.
491
00:16:45,815 --> 00:16:47,717
You check his belly
for patches.
492
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,785
You check underneath it
for sores.
493
00:16:49,819 --> 00:16:50,786
And you...
494
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,722
Just sit on your ass.
495
00:16:58,528 --> 00:17:01,297
Acanthosis nigricans
496
00:17:01,331 --> 00:17:03,166
is a hyperpigmentation
of the skin.
497
00:17:03,199 --> 00:17:04,200
It usually indicates
498
00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:05,501
some sort of
hormonal imbalance.
499
00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:07,570
There's nothing wrong
with my hormones.
500
00:17:07,603 --> 00:17:09,172
It's the first thing
every doctor
501
00:17:09,205 --> 00:17:10,406
I've ever gone to
has checked.
502
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,275
Then it's
the blood pressure.
503
00:17:12,308 --> 00:17:13,609
Then it's gotta be
diabetes.
504
00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:14,477
They all figure
505
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:18,148
there's gotta be
something wrong with me.
506
00:17:18,181 --> 00:17:19,582
You having any problems
with your vision?
507
00:17:19,615 --> 00:17:20,883
No, I have nystagmus.
508
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:22,318
I've had it since birth.
I'm fine.
509
00:17:22,352 --> 00:17:23,453
(Cameron)
You're not fine.
510
00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:24,554
You were in a coma
for two days.
511
00:17:24,587 --> 00:17:25,388
There's something wrong
with you.
512
00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:27,523
Was something wrong
with me.
513
00:17:27,557 --> 00:17:29,559
Now I'm better.
Now I'd like to go home.
514
00:17:29,592 --> 00:17:32,395
A coma's not like
a stomach ache.
515
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:33,196
You can't just
shrug it off
516
00:17:33,229 --> 00:17:34,264
and hope it's not
anything serious.
517
00:17:34,297 --> 00:17:36,899
My company places
a lot of insurance executives.
518
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:39,402
There are over
300,000 deaths
519
00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:40,603
caused each year
520
00:17:40,636 --> 00:17:42,438
by medical mistakes
521
00:17:42,472 --> 00:17:44,240
and hospital-associated
infections.
522
00:17:44,274 --> 00:17:46,676
I'll come in for tests.
523
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:48,478
There are over 400,000 deaths
524
00:17:48,511 --> 00:17:50,713
caused by obesity-related
illnesses.
525
00:17:50,746 --> 00:17:52,382
CDC says those figures
526
00:17:52,415 --> 00:17:54,417
are a gross overestimation.
527
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:55,618
George, you ever notice
528
00:17:55,651 --> 00:17:57,187
you don't see a lot of
obese old men?
529
00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:59,255
If I'm gonna have
a heart attack,
530
00:17:59,289 --> 00:18:00,856
I would rather it
be caused
531
00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:05,528
by a perfect pan-roasted
Ris de Veau
532
00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:08,531
than running 26 miles
for no reason
533
00:18:08,564 --> 00:18:11,501
other than to brag
that I can do it.
534
00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:13,169
Or to have a MRI machine
break
535
00:18:13,203 --> 00:18:14,270
in the middle
of a procedure!
536
00:18:14,304 --> 00:18:15,638
We're sorry about that.
537
00:18:15,671 --> 00:18:17,373
It was the only way
to rule out
538
00:18:17,407 --> 00:18:18,374
a stroke
or brain hemorrhage.
539
00:18:18,408 --> 00:18:20,343
And now that you have,
540
00:18:20,376 --> 00:18:22,812
when can I go?
541
00:18:30,553 --> 00:18:31,887
It's probably her mom.
542
00:18:31,921 --> 00:18:34,457
I bet she's huge.
543
00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:35,625
She's from the Midwest.
544
00:18:36,559 --> 00:18:38,261
Since when
do you eat beets?
545
00:18:38,294 --> 00:18:39,429
Since I was five?
546
00:18:39,462 --> 00:18:40,496
And who
are we talking about?
547
00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:41,531
You know, just in case
548
00:18:41,564 --> 00:18:42,698
you need me to chime in.
549
00:18:42,732 --> 00:18:44,500
And tell you
you're a lunatic at some point.
550
00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:46,269
Cameron--
she's lying,
551
00:18:46,302 --> 00:18:47,503
destroying
hospital equipment,
552
00:18:47,537 --> 00:18:49,272
telling Cuddy off.
553
00:18:49,305 --> 00:18:50,473
I gotta find out
where she got
554
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:51,507
the fat scratch fever.
555
00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:52,575
Yeah, you definitely
better get
556
00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:53,576
to the bottom of that.
557
00:18:53,609 --> 00:18:55,478
I heard Cuddy gave you
the name of a lawyer.
558
00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:56,779
Or it could just be pity.
559
00:18:56,812 --> 00:18:57,980
She feels guilty about
560
00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,649
being born beautiful.
561
00:18:59,682 --> 00:19:00,850
So she overcompensates
562
00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:02,318
by being nice
to ugly people.
563
00:19:02,352 --> 00:19:03,519
It would explain why
564
00:19:03,553 --> 00:19:04,587
she gets along so well
with you.
565
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,455
From what I hear,
566
00:19:05,488 --> 00:19:06,756
the patient reminds her
of you, not me.
567
00:19:06,789 --> 00:19:07,757
Call the lawyer.
568
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:09,659
Cameron sees
a clump of dirt
569
00:19:09,692 --> 00:19:11,261
and she thinks of me.
570
00:19:11,294 --> 00:19:12,462
Or a lump of something else.
You're a lunatic.
571
00:19:12,495 --> 00:19:14,464
Call the lawyer.
572
00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:18,501
Very mature.
573
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:20,503
You started it.
574
00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:21,937
Skin exam and
ACTH stimulation test
575
00:19:21,971 --> 00:19:23,373
were both normal.
576
00:19:23,406 --> 00:19:24,440
He has nystagmus,
but it's congenital.
577
00:19:24,474 --> 00:19:25,975
No way it's related
to the coma.
578
00:19:26,008 --> 00:19:27,743
You say no way,
I say...
579
00:19:27,777 --> 00:19:28,744
Yeah, no way.
580
00:19:28,778 --> 00:19:30,246
(Cameron)
Blood and urine
581
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,881
were negative for chlamydia,
herpes, and syphilis.
582
00:19:31,914 --> 00:19:33,649
Looks like we got ourselves
a mystery.
583
00:19:33,683 --> 00:19:34,950
Not for long.
584
00:19:34,984 --> 00:19:36,419
He wants
to be discharged.
585
00:19:36,452 --> 00:19:37,420
Oh, sure.
586
00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:38,488
Places to go,
people to eat.
587
00:19:38,521 --> 00:19:39,989
(Cameron)
He insists the chance
of dying
588
00:19:40,022 --> 00:19:41,524
from a hospital-acquired
infection
589
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:42,592
is greater than him dying
590
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:43,459
from whatever caused
his coma.
591
00:19:43,493 --> 00:19:46,262
Did you tell him
that statistics also say
592
00:19:46,296 --> 00:19:47,597
that he's a big fat idiot?
593
00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:48,464
Yeah, I did.
594
00:19:48,498 --> 00:19:50,366
(Cameron)
He's not backing down.
595
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,367
He says if we don't
discharge him,
596
00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:52,167
he'll leave A.M.A.
597
00:19:52,201 --> 00:19:53,469
Selectively rational,
stubborn,
598
00:19:53,503 --> 00:19:54,670
uncooperative--
599
00:19:54,704 --> 00:19:56,506
Maybe you ought to check
his leg.
600
00:19:56,539 --> 00:19:58,608
[mock laughter]
601
00:19:58,641 --> 00:19:59,609
You see
what he did there?
602
00:19:59,642 --> 00:20:02,478
The patient's like me.
603
00:20:02,512 --> 00:20:04,347
The patient's three mes.
604
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:07,617
If I were him...
605
00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:12,488
Maybe it's not such a mystery
after all.
606
00:20:21,631 --> 00:20:23,599
Enjoying your Salisbury steak?
607
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:25,468
Putting chopped parsley
in a hamburger
608
00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:29,071
does not a Salisbury steak
make.
609
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,673
You must be Dr. House.
610
00:20:30,706 --> 00:20:33,609
And you must be
full of baloney.
611
00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:35,378
Hmph!
A lot of it.
612
00:20:35,411 --> 00:20:37,580
Ha! Right, fat joke!
613
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,081
Always fun.
614
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,517
The only people you can
still make fun of.
615
00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:42,818
And Christians.
616
00:20:42,852 --> 00:20:44,019
Oh, and black people.
617
00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:47,523
No one in their right mind
comes out of a coma
618
00:20:47,557 --> 00:20:48,824
and immediately asks
to go home
619
00:20:48,858 --> 00:20:51,060
with an unknown condition.
620
00:20:51,093 --> 00:20:52,395
Which means you're either
not in your right mind,
621
00:20:52,428 --> 00:20:53,396
or it's not
an unknown condition.
622
00:20:53,429 --> 00:20:54,397
So, what is it?
623
00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:56,399
You tried to off yourself?
624
00:20:56,432 --> 00:20:59,669
You figure I'm fat,
therefore I hate myself.
625
00:20:59,702 --> 00:21:02,405
Yeah, that's a huge
leap of logic.
626
00:21:02,438 --> 00:21:04,607
I don't want to die.
627
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,741
I just don't want
to be here.
628
00:21:05,775 --> 00:21:08,344
Then it's a condition
you've already had diagnosed.
629
00:21:08,378 --> 00:21:09,479
Or it's something
you know you've inherited.
630
00:21:09,512 --> 00:21:11,347
Let's see.
631
00:21:11,381 --> 00:21:12,582
Your stomach has
deep-seated feelings
632
00:21:12,615 --> 00:21:13,949
of abandonment
written all over it,
633
00:21:13,983 --> 00:21:15,651
which points towards
sexual abuse.
634
00:21:15,685 --> 00:21:17,653
Although a fear
of hospitals...
635
00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:19,889
that points to a more specific
traumatic event.
636
00:21:19,922 --> 00:21:23,459
So I'm gonna say
your mom, in the hospital,
637
00:21:23,493 --> 00:21:24,560
with a candlestick.
638
00:21:24,594 --> 00:21:26,061
By candlestick, of course,
639
00:21:26,095 --> 00:21:27,730
I mean inherited
OTC deficiency.
640
00:21:27,763 --> 00:21:29,832
My parents are both
alive and well
641
00:21:29,865 --> 00:21:31,401
and living in Boca Raton.
642
00:21:31,434 --> 00:21:33,403
Thyrotoxic periodic paralysis?
643
00:21:33,436 --> 00:21:34,870
I have no idea
what that is.
644
00:21:34,904 --> 00:21:35,905
Leukoencephalopathy.
645
00:21:35,938 --> 00:21:37,339
Will you stop?
646
00:21:38,574 --> 00:21:40,910
If I knew what was wrong,
I would tell you.
647
00:21:40,943 --> 00:21:42,678
I'm not an imbecile.
648
00:21:42,712 --> 00:21:46,015
And I'm not miserable.
649
00:21:46,048 --> 00:21:48,784
I'm just overweight.
650
00:21:48,818 --> 00:21:51,754
[phone ringing]
651
00:21:53,423 --> 00:21:54,457
What?
652
00:21:54,490 --> 00:21:56,892
When?
653
00:21:57,927 --> 00:21:59,462
To be continued.
654
00:22:02,632 --> 00:22:03,499
Ooh.
655
00:22:24,454 --> 00:22:26,088
What are you doing here?
656
00:22:26,121 --> 00:22:28,123
Executing a search
of the premises.
657
00:22:28,157 --> 00:22:30,760
When you--uh,
when you got bailed out,
658
00:22:30,793 --> 00:22:33,463
before we could
get a judge
659
00:22:33,496 --> 00:22:34,964
to approve this.
660
00:22:34,997 --> 00:22:38,468
I almost didn't bother.
661
00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:41,471
I thought for sure
you'd come straight home
662
00:22:41,504 --> 00:22:42,605
and throw everything out.
663
00:22:42,638 --> 00:22:43,806
Rookie mistake.
664
00:22:43,839 --> 00:22:45,140
Never underestimate
665
00:22:45,174 --> 00:22:47,910
the stupidity of an addict.
666
00:22:47,943 --> 00:22:52,482
There's gotta be
over 600 Vicodin in here.
667
00:22:52,515 --> 00:22:55,485
Which most DAs would say
proves intent to traffic.
668
00:22:55,518 --> 00:22:57,119
Even if all
you really intended was
669
00:22:57,152 --> 00:23:00,856
simply to be wasted 24/7
while practicing medicine.
670
00:23:00,890 --> 00:23:02,492
In case you hadn't noticed,
671
00:23:02,525 --> 00:23:04,594
those are prescription
bottles.
672
00:23:04,627 --> 00:23:07,597
I'm not an expert
on linguistics per se,
673
00:23:07,630 --> 00:23:09,632
but I think that means
they were prescribed.
674
00:23:09,665 --> 00:23:12,535
[shaking pill bottles]
675
00:23:12,568 --> 00:23:13,869
All these were
legally prescribed
676
00:23:13,903 --> 00:23:16,038
to a man who's
in constant pain
677
00:23:16,071 --> 00:23:17,206
but never misses
a day of work?
678
00:23:17,239 --> 00:23:18,073
Ever occur to you
679
00:23:18,107 --> 00:23:19,975
that's why
I don't miss a day?
680
00:23:20,009 --> 00:23:21,511
Yeah.
681
00:23:21,544 --> 00:23:22,545
Yeah, it crossed my mind.
682
00:23:22,578 --> 00:23:24,480
Among other things like
683
00:23:24,514 --> 00:23:26,616
what an unprofessional,
unethical,
684
00:23:26,649 --> 00:23:28,751
arrogant ass you are.
685
00:23:30,753 --> 00:23:32,588
Because if you're unprofessional
in one area,
686
00:23:32,622 --> 00:23:35,157
it only makes sense.
687
00:23:35,190 --> 00:23:38,528
Now, maybe
just a few of these
688
00:23:38,561 --> 00:23:41,531
are in someone else's name.
689
00:23:41,564 --> 00:23:43,899
Forged prescription or...
690
00:23:43,933 --> 00:23:45,901
Just swiped from the pharmacy
691
00:23:45,935 --> 00:23:47,603
when nobody's looking...
692
00:23:50,272 --> 00:23:53,142
Oh, but you wouldn't do that.
693
00:23:53,175 --> 00:23:55,177
Right?
694
00:24:04,286 --> 00:24:05,588
Send him home.
695
00:24:05,621 --> 00:24:07,122
Why, you think
he's healthy?
696
00:24:07,156 --> 00:24:08,724
Either I'm right,
697
00:24:08,758 --> 00:24:10,125
and he knows what's wrong
698
00:24:10,159 --> 00:24:11,794
and he's just too stubborn
to admit it.
699
00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,929
Or I was right,
and it's Pickwick's.
700
00:24:13,963 --> 00:24:15,898
The treatment just had
a delayed effect.
701
00:24:15,931 --> 00:24:17,700
You don't have delayed effects
to oxygen.
702
00:24:17,733 --> 00:24:19,569
And Pickwick's doesn't
explain the fever.
703
00:24:19,602 --> 00:24:20,970
Being engulfed
in an electric blanket
704
00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:22,772
of blubber could explain
the fever.
705
00:24:22,805 --> 00:24:23,806
Yesterday, you insisted
we keep him here
706
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:25,074
because of the fever.
707
00:24:25,107 --> 00:24:26,742
We have no idea
what's wrong with the guy.
708
00:24:26,776 --> 00:24:27,543
For all we know,
709
00:24:27,577 --> 00:24:29,211
he could be dead
in 12 hours.
710
00:24:29,244 --> 00:24:31,781
He does not want
our help.
711
00:24:31,814 --> 00:24:33,583
Which means
he doesn't want your help.
712
00:24:33,616 --> 00:24:34,950
He's obviously
just rationalizing.
713
00:24:34,984 --> 00:24:36,786
And so are you.
714
00:24:36,819 --> 00:24:37,653
You would never give up
this easy
715
00:24:37,687 --> 00:24:39,021
if you weren't so busy
716
00:24:39,054 --> 00:24:41,123
dealing with
your own personal problems.
717
00:24:41,156 --> 00:24:43,593
Send him home.
718
00:24:43,626 --> 00:24:44,827
What did you tell that cop?
719
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,596
Nothing.
720
00:24:46,629 --> 00:24:47,997
Nothing as in nothing?
721
00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:49,899
Or as in nothing
that'd cause him to think
722
00:24:49,932 --> 00:24:51,166
that I have a stash
at my apartment?
723
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,302
He called to see
if I prescribed the pills.
724
00:24:53,335 --> 00:24:54,570
I said yes.
That's all.
725
00:24:54,604 --> 00:24:56,171
Obviously not.
What happened?
726
00:24:56,205 --> 00:24:58,841
He searched my house.
Found a buttload of pills.
727
00:24:58,874 --> 00:25:00,743
[sighs]
728
00:25:00,776 --> 00:25:02,277
Guy's gotta be prepared
for a rainy day.
729
00:25:02,311 --> 00:25:03,679
Last I checked,
730
00:25:03,713 --> 00:25:04,680
pharmacies were still open
when it rained.
731
00:25:04,714 --> 00:25:05,781
And because I never know
732
00:25:05,815 --> 00:25:07,149
when you're gonna be
in one of your moods
733
00:25:07,182 --> 00:25:08,150
and cut me off.
734
00:25:08,183 --> 00:25:09,752
Oh, it's my fault?
735
00:25:09,785 --> 00:25:11,186
I'm not the one
who talked to the cop.
736
00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:13,188
Well, I'm not the one
who put a thermometer
737
00:25:13,222 --> 00:25:14,289
in his rectum.
738
00:25:14,323 --> 00:25:15,591
So stop yelling at me
739
00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:16,826
and start talking
to your lawyer.
740
00:25:21,831 --> 00:25:23,733
Is there someone
who can check on you?
741
00:25:23,766 --> 00:25:24,667
Oh, don't worry.
742
00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:26,168
There's gonna be
a whole crew of carpenters
743
00:25:26,201 --> 00:25:29,772
in my bedroom
for the next week at least.
744
00:25:29,805 --> 00:25:32,007
You know, there's
an Overeaters Anonymous meeting
745
00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:33,709
here at the hospital.
746
00:25:33,743 --> 00:25:36,245
If I wanted to jump
out of airplanes
747
00:25:36,278 --> 00:25:37,412
or climb Mt. Everest,
748
00:25:37,446 --> 00:25:40,349
would you be telling me
to go to Daredevils Anonymous?
749
00:25:40,382 --> 00:25:41,684
I would be worried
about you,
750
00:25:41,717 --> 00:25:42,952
just like I am now.
751
00:25:42,985 --> 00:25:44,153
Don't be.
752
00:25:44,186 --> 00:25:45,721
I enjoy food.
753
00:25:45,755 --> 00:25:48,357
I like cooking it.
I like looking at it.
754
00:25:48,390 --> 00:25:49,992
I like smelling it.
755
00:25:50,025 --> 00:25:52,862
And I especially like
eating it.
756
00:25:54,063 --> 00:25:57,700
Whatever happens
is gonna happen.
757
00:25:57,733 --> 00:26:01,036
Ultimately, it's all
out of our control anyway.
758
00:26:01,070 --> 00:26:03,238
Why doesn't that philosophy
apply to medical mistakes
759
00:26:03,272 --> 00:26:05,741
and hospital-acquired
infections as well?
760
00:26:05,775 --> 00:26:07,677
Hmm.
761
00:26:07,710 --> 00:26:11,881
I'm a complicated man,
Dr. Cameron.
762
00:26:11,914 --> 00:26:13,115
But don't worry.
763
00:26:13,148 --> 00:26:14,950
I plan on staying that way
for a long time.
764
00:26:14,984 --> 00:26:16,418
Wait, let us take you
all the way outside.
765
00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:17,887
I'm fine.
766
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,322
It doesn't matter.
It's hospital rules.
767
00:26:20,355 --> 00:26:21,757
Oh, screw the rules.
768
00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:23,392
I've been on my back
for four days.
769
00:26:23,425 --> 00:26:24,894
I need the exercise, right?
770
00:26:24,927 --> 00:26:26,729
George, come on, let us
just take you to the taxi.
771
00:26:26,762 --> 00:26:27,596
Don't worry.
772
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,732
I may not be able
to climb Everest,
773
00:26:29,765 --> 00:26:31,133
but I can walk, okay?
774
00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:32,367
George--
775
00:26:32,401 --> 00:26:34,136
Enough already.
776
00:26:39,341 --> 00:26:41,877
George, are you all right?
777
00:26:47,082 --> 00:26:48,217
(Cameron echoing)
George?
778
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,819
You all right?
779
00:26:49,852 --> 00:26:50,853
George?
780
00:26:58,761 --> 00:27:00,696
(Foreman)
Disorientation
and loss of balance
781
00:27:00,730 --> 00:27:02,464
could mean
a neurofibromatosis.
782
00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:03,699
(House)
Where's Chase?
783
00:27:03,733 --> 00:27:04,734
Don't know.
784
00:27:04,767 --> 00:27:05,801
Haven't seen him
since you told him
785
00:27:05,835 --> 00:27:06,836
to sit on his ass
yesterday.
786
00:27:06,869 --> 00:27:08,804
Interesting.
787
00:27:08,838 --> 00:27:10,740
NF-2 is also inherited.
788
00:27:10,773 --> 00:27:11,741
Which means I was right.
789
00:27:11,774 --> 00:27:12,742
You kept saying
it was Pickwick's.
790
00:27:12,775 --> 00:27:13,843
Between the first Pickwick's
791
00:27:13,876 --> 00:27:14,777
and the second Pickwick's,
792
00:27:14,810 --> 00:27:16,078
I said it was inherited.
793
00:27:16,111 --> 00:27:17,713
Whatever.
NF-2 doesn't explain fever.
794
00:27:17,747 --> 00:27:19,448
I think we should focus
on the coma and the fever.
795
00:27:19,481 --> 00:27:21,817
Why? The disorientation and loss
of balance are more recent.
796
00:27:21,851 --> 00:27:23,218
The coma was
the most severe symptom.
797
00:27:23,252 --> 00:27:24,987
But he's not
in a coma anymore.
798
00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,021
And he is disoriented.
799
00:27:26,055 --> 00:27:28,457
No, he's not.
800
00:27:28,490 --> 00:27:30,760
We have a rather large piece
of tempered glass
801
00:27:30,793 --> 00:27:31,994
that begs to differ.
802
00:27:32,027 --> 00:27:34,864
I just mean
it's not connected.
803
00:27:34,897 --> 00:27:35,865
(Foreman)
You don't know that.
804
00:27:35,898 --> 00:27:37,232
Yeah, I do.
805
00:27:37,266 --> 00:27:38,768
How could you possibly know--
806
00:27:38,801 --> 00:27:39,802
Because I did it.
807
00:27:43,873 --> 00:27:45,808
I didn't think
he should be discharged,
808
00:27:45,841 --> 00:27:48,744
so I gave him three grams
of phenytoin.
809
00:27:50,913 --> 00:27:52,081
I wasn't gonna
just let him leave.
810
00:27:52,114 --> 00:27:54,083
But you were okay with him
crashing through a glass wall?
811
00:27:54,116 --> 00:27:55,484
I tried to keep him
in the wheelchair,
812
00:27:55,517 --> 00:27:56,852
but he's tough to stop.
813
00:27:56,886 --> 00:27:58,453
Nice audible, Peyton.
814
00:28:00,956 --> 00:28:01,924
So what do we do now?
815
00:28:01,957 --> 00:28:03,058
Discharge report says
816
00:28:03,092 --> 00:28:04,193
he didn't eat his breakfast.
817
00:28:04,226 --> 00:28:05,828
Humpty Dumpty
didn't get to be
818
00:28:05,861 --> 00:28:07,797
the size of
all the King's horses
819
00:28:07,830 --> 00:28:09,498
by skipping the most important
meal of the day.
820
00:28:09,531 --> 00:28:12,802
What causes coma, fever,
and loss of appetite?
821
00:28:12,835 --> 00:28:13,635
It can't be Chagas.
822
00:28:13,668 --> 00:28:14,937
He's never been
outside the country.
823
00:28:14,970 --> 00:28:15,971
But his stomach has.
824
00:28:16,005 --> 00:28:17,239
The food we eat
no longer comes
825
00:28:17,272 --> 00:28:18,808
from America's heartland.
826
00:28:18,841 --> 00:28:21,210
It comes from South America's
deforested jungle land
827
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:22,444
where lettuce now grows
828
00:28:22,477 --> 00:28:23,846
and lettuce pickers
now poop.
829
00:28:23,879 --> 00:28:24,914
Get a sample of his CSF
830
00:28:24,947 --> 00:28:26,248
before the little bugs
831
00:28:26,281 --> 00:28:27,516
that are now feasting
on his brain
832
00:28:27,549 --> 00:28:28,951
move on to dessert.
833
00:28:28,984 --> 00:28:30,519
How are we gonna do that?
834
00:28:30,552 --> 00:28:31,520
He's too big to do an LP.
835
00:28:31,553 --> 00:28:33,789
So go straight
to the source.
836
00:28:37,827 --> 00:28:39,494
You want to drill a hole
in my head?
837
00:28:39,528 --> 00:28:40,529
It's the only way.
838
00:28:40,562 --> 00:28:42,297
It's got to be something
839
00:28:42,331 --> 00:28:43,833
other than a parasite.
840
00:28:43,866 --> 00:28:47,002
I buy my produce
at the best market in town.
841
00:28:47,036 --> 00:28:48,971
And I always wash it.
842
00:28:49,004 --> 00:28:50,272
Leafy vegetables can suck
contaminated water
843
00:28:50,305 --> 00:28:52,041
through their roots
right into the plant.
844
00:28:52,074 --> 00:28:53,475
You could've washed them
in chlorine
845
00:28:53,508 --> 00:28:54,844
and it still
wouldn't have mattered.
846
00:28:54,877 --> 00:28:58,848
Then other people
would be sick as well.
847
00:28:58,881 --> 00:29:00,950
Parasites could've been
on only a few items.
848
00:29:00,983 --> 00:29:02,852
Or maybe they just didn't eat
as much as you did.
849
00:29:02,885 --> 00:29:05,988
It's always about
my weight, isn't it?
850
00:29:06,021 --> 00:29:08,423
Why can't you people
come up with one theory--
851
00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:09,524
Because this one fits,
George.
852
00:29:09,558 --> 00:29:12,261
It explains your coma,
your fever,
853
00:29:12,294 --> 00:29:15,831
your loss of appetite.
854
00:29:18,901 --> 00:29:21,570
And the...disorientation?
855
00:29:21,603 --> 00:29:23,605
It's all explained.
856
00:29:23,638 --> 00:29:25,040
And if we don't treat it
857
00:29:25,074 --> 00:29:26,608
while it's still
in the acute stage,
858
00:29:26,641 --> 00:29:27,877
it'll be too late.
859
00:29:27,910 --> 00:29:29,378
It could go on to infect
your heart,
860
00:29:29,411 --> 00:29:31,046
intestines, esophagus...
861
00:29:37,119 --> 00:29:39,889
This is what I get
for eating salad.
862
00:29:41,623 --> 00:29:44,826
[drilling]
863
00:29:46,561 --> 00:29:47,562
(Foreman)
Suction.
864
00:29:49,531 --> 00:29:50,532
Aspirator.
865
00:29:59,474 --> 00:30:00,475
Your turn.
866
00:30:02,978 --> 00:30:05,280
Irrigation.
867
00:30:05,314 --> 00:30:06,481
Sponge.
868
00:30:06,515 --> 00:30:08,217
What--
What did you do?
869
00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:10,185
Nothing.
Why, what's wrong?
870
00:30:10,219 --> 00:30:11,887
I can't see.
871
00:30:11,921 --> 00:30:13,455
Your vision's blurry
or you've lost it?
872
00:30:13,488 --> 00:30:14,890
I didn't lose it!
You took it from me!
873
00:30:14,924 --> 00:30:16,625
George, calm down.
I can't see!
874
00:30:16,658 --> 00:30:17,659
(Foreman)
Give me some lorazepam!
875
00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:18,994
What did you do to me!
876
00:30:19,028 --> 00:30:20,662
Hold still!
877
00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:22,297
You're gonna rip your head
on the halo!
878
00:30:22,331 --> 00:30:24,934
What did you do to me?
879
00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:28,503
There's no inflammation
in the optic nerve,
880
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:29,905
and his retina's intact.
881
00:30:29,939 --> 00:30:30,739
The blindness
has to have been
882
00:30:30,772 --> 00:30:31,907
caused by something
in his brain.
883
00:30:31,941 --> 00:30:34,176
And, not surprisingly,
there was no sign of Chagas
884
00:30:34,209 --> 00:30:35,277
or any other parasites
in his CSF.
885
00:30:35,310 --> 00:30:38,413
So we ruled out his parents,
prostitutes, the arugula.
886
00:30:38,447 --> 00:30:40,082
Means either--
887
00:30:40,115 --> 00:30:41,583
I took the sample
from the prefrontal.
888
00:30:41,616 --> 00:30:43,919
I was never anywhere near
his visual cortex.
889
00:30:43,953 --> 00:30:47,256
Or you missed a tumor
on the MRI.
890
00:30:47,289 --> 00:30:48,323
Not a chance.
The MRI was clean.
891
00:30:48,357 --> 00:30:49,324
You mind?
892
00:30:49,358 --> 00:30:50,159
Where are you going?
893
00:30:50,192 --> 00:30:52,061
(House)
To get a $400 butt plug.
894
00:30:52,094 --> 00:30:53,062
What about George?
895
00:30:53,095 --> 00:30:54,496
He's gonna
have to get his own.
896
00:30:54,529 --> 00:30:56,531
Come on, let's see
if we can get this thing
897
00:30:56,565 --> 00:30:58,467
figured out by the time
we get to the elevator.
898
00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,302
It could be MS.
899
00:31:00,335 --> 00:31:02,271
It would explain
the coma, the blindness,
900
00:31:02,304 --> 00:31:03,338
loss of balance,
and the fever.
901
00:31:03,372 --> 00:31:04,539
Could also explain
his lack of concern
902
00:31:04,573 --> 00:31:05,340
for his health.
903
00:31:05,374 --> 00:31:07,242
MS can cause
excessive cheerfulness.
904
00:31:07,276 --> 00:31:08,443
Yeah, he's a delight.
905
00:31:08,477 --> 00:31:09,478
You don't get to MS
906
00:31:09,511 --> 00:31:11,080
with coma
as the first symptom.
907
00:31:11,113 --> 00:31:12,381
Blindness plus coma
says diabetes.
908
00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:14,349
Just in time.
909
00:31:14,383 --> 00:31:15,550
No--
910
00:31:15,584 --> 00:31:17,386
Blood sugar, urine dipstick,
and hemoglobin A1-C are normal.
911
00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:19,188
Were normal
when you tested.
912
00:31:19,221 --> 00:31:20,489
He's been in and out
of a coma.
913
00:31:20,522 --> 00:31:22,291
Whatever's going on
is waxing and waning,
914
00:31:22,324 --> 00:31:24,026
unlike his pant size,
which only waxes.
915
00:31:24,059 --> 00:31:25,260
Which also points
to diabetes.
916
00:31:25,294 --> 00:31:26,628
Test him again.
917
00:31:26,661 --> 00:31:29,464
This time, add a glucose
tolerance test and an HEC.
918
00:31:29,498 --> 00:31:31,433
We already have
a CSF sample.
919
00:31:31,466 --> 00:31:32,968
We might as well
check it for proteins
920
00:31:33,002 --> 00:31:33,969
and rule out MS first.
921
00:31:34,003 --> 00:31:34,970
Agreed, except for the part
922
00:31:35,004 --> 00:31:35,971
about doing it first.
923
00:31:36,005 --> 00:31:37,239
Where are you going?
924
00:31:37,272 --> 00:31:39,241
The butt plug was my way
of saying
925
00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:40,275
mind your own business.
926
00:31:40,309 --> 00:31:42,044
Apparently too subtle.
927
00:31:42,077 --> 00:31:44,113
(Cameron)
George, all it is
is sugar water.
928
00:31:44,146 --> 00:31:45,114
I promise.
929
00:31:45,147 --> 00:31:46,115
Just because I'm overweight
930
00:31:46,148 --> 00:31:47,349
doesn't make me diabetic.
931
00:31:47,382 --> 00:31:50,152
You tested me.
Everybody's tested me.
932
00:31:50,185 --> 00:31:51,620
Sometimes the blood sugar levels
can fluctuate,
933
00:31:51,653 --> 00:31:53,388
make it difficult
to diagnose.
934
00:31:53,422 --> 00:31:54,523
You stuck a needle
in my brain
935
00:31:54,556 --> 00:31:56,225
and ten seconds later
I was blind!
936
00:31:56,258 --> 00:31:58,360
How's that difficult
to diagnose?!
937
00:31:58,393 --> 00:31:59,361
Who the hell knows
what else
938
00:31:59,394 --> 00:32:00,629
you guys have done to me!
939
00:32:00,662 --> 00:32:01,663
I should've never come here!
940
00:32:01,696 --> 00:32:03,198
You didn't come here.
941
00:32:03,232 --> 00:32:04,666
You were brought here
because you were in a coma
942
00:32:04,699 --> 00:32:05,700
and barely alive.
943
00:32:05,734 --> 00:32:06,601
We didn't do that
to you.
944
00:32:06,635 --> 00:32:08,703
You need to let us
figure out what did.
945
00:32:09,738 --> 00:32:11,473
[cup hits floor]
946
00:32:11,506 --> 00:32:12,541
For someone who insists
he enjoys life
947
00:32:12,574 --> 00:32:14,309
as much as you do,
you certainly don't seem willing
948
00:32:14,343 --> 00:32:15,377
to do much to prolong it.
949
00:32:15,410 --> 00:32:18,280
Yeah, because I don't agree
950
00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:20,349
with the brilliant doctors,
951
00:32:20,382 --> 00:32:21,383
suddenly I'm suicidal.
952
00:32:21,416 --> 00:32:22,651
Refusing to cooperate
with us
953
00:32:22,684 --> 00:32:23,652
does not make you suicidal.
954
00:32:23,685 --> 00:32:25,020
It makes you an idiot.
955
00:32:25,054 --> 00:32:26,455
You think we want
to see you blind
956
00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:27,556
or in a coma?
957
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,429
I've been fat all my life.
958
00:32:34,463 --> 00:32:37,432
I've only been sick
for the past few days.
959
00:32:37,466 --> 00:32:39,768
You look for a disease
960
00:32:39,801 --> 00:32:41,770
that has nothing to do
with my size,
961
00:32:41,803 --> 00:32:43,372
and I will help you.
962
00:32:45,374 --> 00:32:48,443
Otherwise, leave me alone.
963
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,450
(Howard)
Speeding, DUI,
964
00:32:55,484 --> 00:32:57,519
reckless driving,
resisting arrest,
965
00:32:57,552 --> 00:33:00,622
possession
of a Class Three narcotic--
966
00:33:00,655 --> 00:33:02,757
Now it looks like
they've added another possession
967
00:33:02,791 --> 00:33:05,627
with intent to traffic
charges as well.
968
00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:08,763
They found some pills
at your house.
969
00:33:08,797 --> 00:33:11,133
All of which
I had a prescription for.
970
00:33:11,166 --> 00:33:12,367
That's a lot of pills.
971
00:33:12,401 --> 00:33:14,336
I'm in a lot of pain.
972
00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:16,438
This is all because some...
973
00:33:16,471 --> 00:33:17,839
cop came into the clinic.
974
00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:19,174
I was rude to him.
975
00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:20,342
This is his way
of getting back at me.
976
00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:22,411
You've made it pretty easy.
977
00:33:22,444 --> 00:33:25,480
His insane reaction
to a simple
978
00:33:25,514 --> 00:33:26,648
rectal thermometer reading
979
00:33:26,681 --> 00:33:28,317
probably says a lot more
about his mother
980
00:33:28,350 --> 00:33:29,351
than it says about me.
981
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,357
I'm inclined to think
your particular charm...
982
00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:38,393
may not be immediately
appreciated by a jury.
983
00:33:38,427 --> 00:33:40,395
I'm not interested
in a plea bargain.
984
00:33:40,429 --> 00:33:42,497
It's your best bet
to make this go away.
985
00:33:42,531 --> 00:33:44,499
There is no "this."
986
00:33:44,533 --> 00:33:45,867
There's a "him."
987
00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:47,236
The only thing
I'm guilty of
988
00:33:47,269 --> 00:33:48,570
is humiliating a bully.
989
00:33:48,603 --> 00:33:50,372
I wasn't speeding.
I wasn't impaired.
990
00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:51,673
I didn't resist.
991
00:33:51,706 --> 00:33:52,807
And I certainly was not
distributing narcotics
992
00:33:52,841 --> 00:33:54,576
to anyone but myself
993
00:33:54,609 --> 00:33:56,478
because I need
those narcotics.
994
00:33:56,511 --> 00:33:58,513
Five grand retainer.
995
00:33:58,547 --> 00:34:00,349
If we end up
going to trial,
996
00:34:00,382 --> 00:34:02,351
it'll be another $30,000
due before the first day.
997
00:34:02,384 --> 00:34:04,186
My hourly is $450.
998
00:34:04,219 --> 00:34:05,520
That work for you?
999
00:34:10,292 --> 00:34:12,527
What did your lawyer say?
1000
00:34:12,561 --> 00:34:14,529
I looked up "butt plug"
in a legal dictionary.
1001
00:34:14,563 --> 00:34:15,364
What did he say?
1002
00:34:15,397 --> 00:34:17,499
That a smile like mine
can't lose.
1003
00:34:17,532 --> 00:34:19,568
What did the tests say?
1004
00:34:19,601 --> 00:34:20,902
You're right about MS.
1005
00:34:20,935 --> 00:34:21,903
No myelin basic proteins
1006
00:34:21,936 --> 00:34:23,172
in his CSF.
1007
00:34:23,205 --> 00:34:24,239
What about diabetes?
1008
00:34:24,273 --> 00:34:25,307
Don't know.
1009
00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:26,341
He says we only
think it's diabetes
1010
00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:27,342
because of his weight.
1011
00:34:27,376 --> 00:34:28,510
Won't let us test him.
1012
00:34:28,543 --> 00:34:29,378
[sighs]
1013
00:34:43,825 --> 00:34:46,228
So, you would rather be
a blind invalid
1014
00:34:46,261 --> 00:34:47,262
than admit the fact
1015
00:34:47,296 --> 00:34:48,463
that maybe you might have
1016
00:34:48,497 --> 00:34:49,464
a little problem
with overeating.
1017
00:34:49,498 --> 00:34:50,932
By a little problem,
of course,
1018
00:34:50,965 --> 00:34:52,434
I mean you've eaten yourself
half to death.
1019
00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:54,369
And you would rather
let me die
1020
00:34:54,403 --> 00:34:55,437
than consider the fact
1021
00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:56,471
that whatever
is wrong with me
1022
00:34:56,505 --> 00:34:57,839
has nothing to do
with my weight.
1023
00:34:57,872 --> 00:35:00,442
I go where the symptoms
tell me to go.
1024
00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:01,943
Right now, they're asking
why this stuff
1025
00:35:01,976 --> 00:35:03,678
is the first thing
you've ever
1026
00:35:03,712 --> 00:35:05,414
refused to swallow.
1027
00:35:05,447 --> 00:35:07,316
I am not diabetic.
1028
00:35:07,349 --> 00:35:09,184
Grocery stores giving away
medical degrees
1029
00:35:09,218 --> 00:35:10,819
with the free turkeys now?
1030
00:35:10,852 --> 00:35:12,754
The sooner you drink this,
the sooner I get to go
1031
00:35:12,787 --> 00:35:14,356
waste my time
with something else.
1032
00:35:14,389 --> 00:35:15,224
Get the hell off of me!
1033
00:35:15,257 --> 00:35:18,527
No dessert until
you finish your dinner.
1034
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,495
Get this--
Help me!
1035
00:35:20,529 --> 00:35:21,496
George, just drink it.
1036
00:35:21,530 --> 00:35:23,398
Nurse!
1037
00:35:23,432 --> 00:35:26,335
Get this jackass
of off me!
1038
00:35:26,368 --> 00:35:27,469
What the hell
is going on?
1039
00:35:27,502 --> 00:35:28,570
Just trying
to force a horse to--
1040
00:35:28,603 --> 00:35:29,704
Argh!
1041
00:35:29,738 --> 00:35:31,906
Let go.
1042
00:35:53,562 --> 00:35:54,963
(Foreman)
What's going on?
1043
00:35:54,996 --> 00:35:56,998
(House)
Get X-rays of his hands.
1044
00:35:57,031 --> 00:35:59,401
Then bronc him,
do a sputum cytology
1045
00:35:59,434 --> 00:36:01,336
and check his CSF
for anti-Hu antibodies.
1046
00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:02,904
How are we gonna get him
to do all that?
1047
00:36:02,937 --> 00:36:03,705
We can't even get him
1048
00:36:03,738 --> 00:36:04,973
to drink a bottle
of sugar water.
1049
00:36:05,006 --> 00:36:05,974
Tell him that lung cancer
1050
00:36:06,007 --> 00:36:07,376
is in no way connected
to obesity.
1051
00:36:07,409 --> 00:36:09,278
You don't think he'll realize
we're lying?
1052
00:36:09,311 --> 00:36:10,445
You're not.
1053
00:36:10,479 --> 00:36:11,780
Lung cancer's got nothing--
1054
00:36:11,813 --> 00:36:13,882
I meant about him
having lung cancer.
1055
00:36:13,915 --> 00:36:15,650
You didn't notice
his fingers?
1056
00:36:15,684 --> 00:36:17,519
I noticed they were fat.
1057
00:36:17,552 --> 00:36:18,720
You should've
pissed him off.
1058
00:36:18,753 --> 00:36:19,821
He would've grabbed you.
1059
00:36:19,854 --> 00:36:21,390
And you would've felt
the bones.
1060
00:36:21,423 --> 00:36:23,625
They're not just fat,
they're clubbed.
1061
00:36:55,624 --> 00:36:57,926
George?
1062
00:36:59,661 --> 00:37:00,795
It's me.
1063
00:37:05,567 --> 00:37:07,402
Your tests were positive.
1064
00:37:07,436 --> 00:37:10,939
You have a small cell
lung carcinoma.
1065
00:37:10,972 --> 00:37:14,476
It caused a paraneoplastic
neurologic syndrome,
1066
00:37:14,509 --> 00:37:16,345
which in turn caused
your blindness and coma.
1067
00:37:16,378 --> 00:37:19,814
The cancer's metastasized
to your lymph nodes.
1068
00:37:19,848 --> 00:37:22,651
It's inoperable.
1069
00:37:22,684 --> 00:37:26,621
But there are radiation
treatments available.
1070
00:37:26,655 --> 00:37:29,891
It might give you
a few more months.
1071
00:37:35,096 --> 00:37:37,566
I never smoked.
1072
00:37:41,836 --> 00:37:44,573
[sighs]
1073
00:37:50,412 --> 00:37:52,981
C'est la vie.
1074
00:38:28,783 --> 00:38:30,785
(Cameron)
You were right.
1075
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,388
So was he.
1076
00:38:33,422 --> 00:38:34,423
He said, "C'est la vie."
1077
00:38:34,456 --> 00:38:36,090
He's a complicated man.
1078
00:38:36,124 --> 00:38:37,058
What about you?
1079
00:38:37,091 --> 00:38:39,428
What are you gonna do
about your problem?
1080
00:38:39,461 --> 00:38:40,429
Nothing.
1081
00:38:40,462 --> 00:38:42,030
Just got a call
from my lawyer.
1082
00:38:42,063 --> 00:38:44,165
He gave the DA copies
of my prescriptions.
1083
00:38:44,198 --> 00:38:45,934
As soon as they confirm
they're bona fides,
1084
00:38:45,967 --> 00:38:47,902
they're gonna drop
the possession, DUI,
1085
00:38:47,936 --> 00:38:48,737
and resisting arrest.
1086
00:38:48,770 --> 00:38:51,172
As soon as I pay
my $85 speeding ticket
1087
00:38:51,205 --> 00:38:52,707
and the impound fine,
I get my bike back.
1088
00:38:52,741 --> 00:38:54,042
I guess that's good.
1089
00:38:54,075 --> 00:38:55,043
You guess?
1090
00:38:55,076 --> 00:38:56,144
No, it's good.
1091
00:38:58,447 --> 00:39:01,082
You get to keep going
like you always have.
1092
00:39:03,585 --> 00:39:04,553
All right, I give up.
1093
00:39:04,586 --> 00:39:05,954
Who was it?
1094
00:39:05,987 --> 00:39:07,822
Who in your family
had the weight problem?
1095
00:39:07,856 --> 00:39:09,591
You think I can only care
about a patient
1096
00:39:09,624 --> 00:39:10,391
if I know someone else
1097
00:39:10,425 --> 00:39:11,493
who's been through
the same thing?
1098
00:39:11,526 --> 00:39:12,527
You care for everybody.
1099
00:39:12,561 --> 00:39:15,096
You only lie and stand up
to Cuddy for a few.
1100
00:39:15,129 --> 00:39:16,097
You lie for everybody
1101
00:39:16,130 --> 00:39:17,198
and only care about a few.
1102
00:39:17,231 --> 00:39:18,567
You're avoiding the question.
1103
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,571
I like damaged people,
remember?
1104
00:39:22,604 --> 00:39:23,705
Explains everything I do.
1105
00:39:23,738 --> 00:39:25,073
Almost everything.
1106
00:39:27,809 --> 00:39:28,877
Wasn't you, was it?
1107
00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:31,480
Does it matter?
1108
00:39:31,513 --> 00:39:32,581
No, but it'd be interesting.
1109
00:39:32,614 --> 00:39:33,815
Sorry to disappoint you.
1110
00:39:33,848 --> 00:39:36,417
Sometimes the answers
just aren't that simple.
1111
00:39:42,123 --> 00:39:44,459
I know he can be
a real ass.
1112
00:39:44,493 --> 00:39:46,695
And he has no problem lying
when it serves him.
1113
00:39:46,728 --> 00:39:47,996
But he's not lying
about the pain.
1114
00:39:48,029 --> 00:39:49,798
He needs the medication,
1115
00:39:49,831 --> 00:39:51,566
which is why I prescribed it.
1116
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:52,233
All of it.
1117
00:39:52,266 --> 00:39:56,137
I see a lot of cases
1118
00:39:56,170 --> 00:39:59,574
where people who have
real injuries
1119
00:39:59,608 --> 00:40:03,612
end up getting addicted.
1120
00:40:03,645 --> 00:40:04,979
And then, well...
1121
00:40:05,013 --> 00:40:07,549
Things kind of spiral
out of control.
1122
00:40:07,582 --> 00:40:09,050
And lives get ruined.
1123
00:40:09,083 --> 00:40:10,384
And not just their own.
1124
00:40:14,255 --> 00:40:16,457
Uh, I don't know
what else to tell you.
1125
00:40:27,669 --> 00:40:28,637
What about these?
1126
00:40:28,670 --> 00:40:30,505
This is getting--
1127
00:40:30,539 --> 00:40:33,542
If it's got my name on it,
it's a legit scrip.
1128
00:40:33,575 --> 00:40:34,609
You sure?
Yeah.
1129
00:40:34,643 --> 00:40:37,646
Because the signatures
on these
1130
00:40:37,679 --> 00:40:39,080
look a little different
1131
00:40:39,113 --> 00:40:40,181
than the signatures
on those.
1132
00:40:50,024 --> 00:40:50,992
You look surprised.
1133
00:40:51,025 --> 00:40:53,828
No, I'm just--
1134
00:40:53,862 --> 00:40:55,063
I haven't thought about it.
1135
00:40:55,096 --> 00:40:58,066
I do sign my name differently
sometimes.
1136
00:40:58,099 --> 00:41:01,570
[chuckles]
1137
00:41:02,904 --> 00:41:03,872
Are you sure?
1138
00:41:03,905 --> 00:41:05,674
Yeah, I just--
1139
00:41:05,707 --> 00:41:07,576
I guess I get bored
signing it the same way.
1140
00:41:07,609 --> 00:41:10,144
You know what they say
about doctors' handwriting.
1141
00:41:10,178 --> 00:41:15,684
I'm gonna give you
a moment...
1142
00:41:15,717 --> 00:41:18,286
to reconsider that answer.
1143
00:41:18,319 --> 00:41:21,556
Because if you are,
for some reason,
1144
00:41:21,590 --> 00:41:25,259
mistaken...
1145
00:41:25,293 --> 00:41:26,695
we will find out.
1146
00:41:26,728 --> 00:41:29,698
And that will not be good
for you.
1147
00:41:29,731 --> 00:41:32,300
Or Dr. House.
1148
00:41:32,333 --> 00:41:37,906
I am sure.
Absolutely.
1149
00:41:37,939 --> 00:41:41,610
All right.
1150
00:41:42,944 --> 00:41:45,580
I guess that's it then.
1151
00:41:56,224 --> 00:41:57,291
Thank you for your help.
1152
00:41:57,325 --> 00:41:59,628
Okay, no problem.
1153
00:42:03,865 --> 00:42:04,866
[door shuts]
1154
00:42:07,702 --> 00:42:10,672
[blues guitar music]
1155
00:42:10,705 --> 00:42:18,713
*
1156
00:42:19,948 --> 00:42:22,951
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