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You get mad when I ask what you doing up

feeling stupid where you are and why we

play this same game every other weekend

with my heart in the palm of my hand.

[singing] tear it all apart

or I let you through it.

>> So, what's your name? Crystal.

You know, you don't have to use stupid

name with me. I know the deal.

>> My real name is Crystal. [laughter]

Are you nervous? Huh?

What? [laughter] Oh. Um, Lizette.

Lizette. Mhm. That's one of Bunk

Crystal. Somewhere that makes you like a

private dancer. Uh, actually I prefer

high-end escort.

Get out of here. What about your shift?

Ah, my losers. No one wants to work for

them. It's okay. Okay. My job is safe.

This is just so tic

s of love. We're never shaking up.

>> So why Australia? Why not?

>> Oh, you're one of those people answering

a question with a question.

Honestly,

the koalas, they're just so

[laughter]

jeez. Do you do the tour where you get

to hold a koala and have like this bird

sitting on your head?

>> Yeah, of course. I bought the t-shirt.

Red flag. [laughter]

Hey, you never got chidia

koalas.

It's true. So, I hope you didn't get too

close.

>> I'm guessing you're not a tour guide by

day.

>> Not anything by day. Sunlight turns me

to dust.

>> Okay. So, what do you do when you're not

at the bar?

>> Sleep? Unless I earn a better offer?

>> Easy, Tiger.

>> Tiger? Yes.

>> Easy?

>> Also, yes.

Hey, if I show you somewhere cool, will

you promise not to fall in love with me?

If I say yes, do you promise not to

murder me?

There she goes again. Answering a

question with a question. [laughter]

Come on.

Wow. What?

>> It's just the perfect end, the perfect

vacation.

>> You know what would make it even more

perfect?

>> You know I'm leaving, right?

>> Yeah. That's what makes you the perfect

girl. You'll be gone in the morning.

>> Well, actually, my flight is the day

after tomorrow, so sorry to disappoint.

>> Damn. supposed to leave next week, but

this whole virus thing figured it's best

just to call it and get home before the

world goes totally crazy.

Well, if the world really is empty, feel

like we should go with a bang.

You want to come back tonight?

I don't do one night stands. Aren't you

leaving the night after tomorrow? That's

two nights. It's practically a

relationship.

What are you doing?

Come on. This is your chance to get wet

and naked with the hottest girl in the

southern hemisphere.

Come on.

Take them off. Take them off. Take them

off.

>> [music]

>> Spinning around [music]

talking to the clouds.

I can't stop. [music] But if I could

reverse it,

go back to the dead.

That first [music] kiss on the cheek.

Wow.

>> How can you afford a place like this?

>> What? What do you mean?

>> What? You're just a bartender? Are you

like a drug dealer and a human

trafficker?

>> Oh, yeah. I know. Got me. Pablo Escobar

and I used to go clubbing together, so

we bought this little country hideout.

relax. Okay, it's all legit.

I don't know. Maybe I should like get a

cab. Um, I don't really want to impose.

>> Okay, look. It's my parents' place. F is

fine. They're away on vacation. Chill

out.

Do you want a drink?

>> Uh, I'm good. I'll take a water. I don't

really want like a raging head in the

morning. So,

>> they look nice.

>> Yeah,

>> your mom looks super young.

>> Yeah, her um her nose and neck are, but

I don't know how old the rest of her is.

You imagine having kids?

Oh, so you roll the night first. Yeah.

>> No, I meant like

someday.

No, can't stand him. They're brats. A

lot of them, especially those two.

Horrid, spoiled.

It's a pretty mean way to talk about

your brother and sister.

>> Uh, they have their moments, I guess.

>> What are their names?

>> Huh?

Um, Lola and and Brian. Brian. Yeah, I

know. Um, old dude's name. Yeah. And I

guess my parents want to carry on the

stripper theme with Lola.

But enough about those two. I thought

that you were here for the main event.

What do your parents do? Uh, my mom's an

artist. She's French, hence

your dad.

>> Dad's a uh away a lot. International man

of mystery. He says he's not a spy.

Wow.

My dad sells pensions and my mom is a

homemaker.

>> Home wrecker. Great job.

Our

house is nothing like this. They had

enough money to help me get through

college, but now it's payback time. So,

it's kind of why I'm here. I figured I'd

spend the next few weeks figuring out

what I'm going to do with the rest of my

life.

We've got like a hundred years left to

live. Why do you want to waste time

figuring out what you can do with the

rest of it? Boring.

>> It is. Yeah.

Just like this chat.

Come on. Enough of the day for

meaningless. Show me your moves.

Crystal,

what you worried about the ghost will

think? It's fine. They love PDA. They're

always making out in public. No, your

neighbors

much, too.

Yeah,

>> I saw them burning in the sky. Flick

around and fade into the night. [music]

If the stars were to fall,

I would sit

in the dark.

Get it off my mind.

Will you stay with me?

>> Wow. I

Are you sure?

>> Are you sure?

>> Oh, yes.

Hey,

was that

okay?

I have to go back. I don't want to leave

it till morning.

What would happen if you missed your

flight? I am not missing my flight. I

have a bunch of interviews lined up for

when I'm back. So,

yeah, I'm not going to not going to what

you want me to ask about your

interviews.

>> No.

Kiss me and I'll ask you.

>> Okay. Um, one's an internship in

accounting and the other is an intro at

my dad's pensions firm.

>> I didn't ask.

You can't get enough and I'll forgive

you.

Is that

serious?

>> I got to go. Wait. No,

>> it's not.

>> Oh, scratch that. Get up. I got to make

myself ugly for work.

>> [snorts]

>> Um, hey, if you did want to stay another

night, you know, I can just drive you

back to the airport tomorrow.

>> Yeah, it's okay. Um, I need a good

night's rest before my flight. So, do

you want my number?

Huh?

What?

>> What is it?

>> My flight's been cancelled.

>> All flights out of Melbourne are

cancelled indefinitely.

>> What do you mean indefinitely? I I can't

stay indefinitely.

I have commitments.

>> You'll have to cancel them. Do you have

a hotel room? Yeah, I have a hotel,

but who's going to pay for it? You.

>> You should call your travel insurance

company for them to advise you.

>> I still have to pay it up front and

claim it back later. I don't have the

money.

>> Well, do you have anyone who could help

you?

>> No.

No, I don't.

>> Okay, leave it with me. I'll contact you

as soon as I can find another flight.

Okay.

Let's

go get your stuff.

>> What? Well, I have to go to work, but we

can go and grab your stuff, bring it

back here, and then I'll bug her off for

a bit.

I can't,

Crystal. This This whole pandemic is

just It'll all be over in a couple

weeks, and you said that you were going

to stay for another week anyway.

I've got this whole house to myself.

Okay, just stay here.

Look, you can pay me in in sexual

favors.

>> Come on. It's not like I'm asking you to

marry me.

>> Don't look at me like that.

>> Like what?

>> Like I'm doing you a favor. Okay, the

whole world's looking down and I just

need access to some entertainment.

Okay, simple as that.

Come

>> ever heard about traveling wide?

>> Ever heard of airlines losing luggage?

>> This one was contingency.

>> Were you in the Girl Scouts or

something?

>> Uh, it's actually the Girl Guides in

Canada. So,

>> checks out.

I got to bounce. Really don't want to,

but um make yourself at home and uh I'll

come back as soon as I can.

Hi.

See you later, wifey. See you.

Take my mind.

and run with you.

You shine so [music] bright

in your blue suede shoes.

I don't got no real estate and nobody

knows my name. I could find a place and

see it all a different way. Slow down.

You got what you need

and the world's at your feet. Summer

days, summer nights,

lose it all. Brush your eyes.

It's okay. Waste your [music] time. I

don't mind. I don't mind.

>> [music]

>> Coming up on tonight's news, four more

countries report their first cases of

corona virus CO 19. Panic [music] buying

sees supermarket shelves left bare. And

as the number of the new infections in

Victoria quadruples in just 2 days, the

premier is set to announce tomorrow a

statewide stage three lockdown from

midnight tomorrow night.

>> I'm back.

>> Where are you?

>> Nightmare shift.

What you doing in here?

>> Uh, I just felt a little odd setting up

in your parents' room. What? And it's

not to hook up in a kid's bed.

Yeah. Uh, I was just planning on an

early night.

>> Well, I got nothing to get up for in the

morning.

>> No, I know. Just big day, the flight and

everything.

Okay. Um,

I guess I'll just

Hey, I thought you said your brother's

name was Brian.

>> Yeah. Yeah, it is.

says Byron on all of his drawings. Um,

Brian's just a nickname.

Is that why you're staying in here?

>> No, I just

I was just confused.

>> Are you sure you don't want to?

>> You might.

No.

Man, that girl can sleep.

>> [music]

>> Hey, Dad. How are you?

Something smells good.

>> I think I've had a break in. Someone

stole all my stuff. Close your eyes.

>> What?

>> Close your eyes.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> You're home early.

>> No, I'm I'm home late from a double

[music] shift.

>> Can I open my eyes yet?

>> Nope.

>> Um, okay. Pretend you didn't see

anything.

>> Come on.

>> Would the lady of the house like an

espresso martini mojito?

>> Sex on the beach.

>> What about uh sex on the table? Sex on

the counter. You're obsessed. [music]

>> M. Yeah. With food. So, let's park that

thought for later.

This is amazing. Well, it would have

been. It's supposed to be a surprise. It

is, you know, like a you walk in,

everything's ready kind [music] of

surprise.

So, thank you for

the chat this morning. Mhm. And for

everything.

What are you doing?

[clears throat]

Close your eyes.

Long nights like dominoes. [music]

All blind only.

No sh I'm going to go.

It's so bright. I know what I got to do.

Heart is blind. [music] I've been down

[singing] at times, but nothing can keep

me from you.

Free me from my wicked way.

I long to see through the haze.

Long days waking up too late.

[music] It's all right.

I'll be coming home soon. My heart is

blind. up and down in time.

Nothing can keep me from you.

I try to live [music] without your

touch. The world is cold and lonely

enough.

[music] And all the time is passing us

[singing] both.

But I won't lie. I need to feel your

love.

Your love,

your [music] love.

Long [singing] road with your memory.

A heart.

Ah, great timing.

Are you a runner or a lifter?

>> What?

>> You work out. Do you run, lift?

Something else?

>> Uh, lifter?

>> Yeah. Um, remote up, press button,

remote down. 20 reps a day. Check out

these guns. I'm serious.

>> Yeah. And I uh I don't really work out.

All this is just natural.

God, my head is pounding.

Good night, B.

What's this? Our well-being schedule. I

was reading up on mental health and

isolation, and they suggest that a

routine can help prevent you from like

falling into inertia.

And who's fascists?

The research shows that lack of routine

can lead to low motivation, bad diet,

depression, basically just letting go.

So,

tada.

Wow.

I also took um stock of the food

cupboards while you were at work

yesterday, just trying to help.

>> Yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm just allergic to

all all this. But um it's cute.

So um what's up first?

Yeah. Heat.

Heat. Heat.

How are you?

You good?

You going?

There you go. That's

what the goats have to say.

They're actually a lot more intelligent

than you think. Really? Cuz every time I

talk to them, they're like me.

>> Get it? Like me?

>> Yep. Got it. You're supposed to laugh. I

did. I had just like a little chuckle

just right down here.

Why is petting the goats on the schedule

anyway? Feel like that shouldn't be

compulsory. Pet pherommones. It's good

for lifting the mood.

One of them bit me the other day.

Definitely didn't lift my mood.

>> How can you drink after last night?

>> Hair the dog. How did you not throw up

after this morning's run? I had a lot

less than you.

That'll do it.

Southern Hemisphere really does have the

best night sky. Southern Hemisphere has

the best everything.

So I see.

>> See that one over there?

That's you. Me? Yep.

Virgo, the organizer.

Most of it anyway. You'll be able to see

it better in the northern hemisphere.

>> Why do you say that?

>> You can see it better in autumn and

winter.

>> No, I mean, why am I the organizer?

>> Are you kidding? Have you seen your

spreadsheets?

It's not a bad thing. I can just see you

as a kid, you know, with lists all

around your room and hearts and flowers

on them. It's cute.

I actually wasn't like that as a kid.

More when I got to finals.

Wasn't one of those genius kids that

didn't have to study and kind of started

to fall behind. And then a teacher

stepped in and showed me study

schedules. You had an affair with your

teacher?

>> No.

Did you?

Admittedly, no. But I would have. Not

with any of the older teachers though,

but I had some really hot student

teachers.

Study schedules helped me a lot through

high school. Then when I got to college,

I had to juggle study and work and

everything had to be penciled down to

the minute. So, actually really helped

me planning this trip. Otherwise, I

wouldn't have gotten to see as much as I

did.

>> Yeah, I probably don't want to see that,

do I?

What is the downtime?

What's downtime?

Go put it away. It's giving me acid

reflux.

Okay, so Virgo is me. Where are you?

See that? Um

up there

>> where that big mess of stars.

>> Hey, don't call yourself a mess. I'm

not. Look at it. It's beautiful chaos.

Oh, look. It's hitting the schedule.

Guess we have to do it.

>> [music]

>> I can't take this anymore.

>> It's only been 4 days.

>> Yeah, you can't cage a digger.

I need booze. Uhhuh. Schedule says

[music] I'll call every day.

>> What do they call you back home? Killjoy

Crystal.

[snorts]

I am so bored. Give a girl a complex.

Why don't you?

>> No, not with you. With

How would you manage if you were sent to

prison?

Aren't we basically already?

Hey, maybe what that's what this is.

Maybe it's like a crimerevention program

to show the kids what their futures will

be like if they don't mend their ways.

I get it. Okay, I'm reformed. You got

me.

I need drugs.

I have a better idea.

Red.

Uh, a D.

Three. One, two, three.

Five.

Dare.

I

dare you to go outside and yell number

15 of swingers. No.

Says dare. And it's your game.

Number 15 are swingers.

Okay. M. Blue. B L U B. Three. 1 2 3

Six.

Truth.

Okay.

What's the worst lie that you've ever

told a girl?

Um,

I once let a girl think that I was Billy

Eyish.

Yeah. And then I ghosted her.

Brutal.

>> Yeah. I think I dodged a bullet though.

I think she might have.

Green.

G R I E A N.

Two.

One. One.

truth.

Okay. Um, what has been the favorite

part of your trip so far?

>> That you're go hard to go home. If you

say koalas though, I will punch you.

>> Um,

nothing in particular.

Sydney Harbor Bridge, Opera House,

Bondai Beach,

Koalas. Oh. Those are literally just

tourist 101's. Did you not go off the

beaten track at all? I didn't have time

to go off itinerary cuz all my money

went to hotels. Ever heard of

backpackers?

I can go. Yeah, good luck with that.

Seriously, did you not even make it down

to Wilson's prom? Maybe next time.

You've got to go. It's so beautiful.

There's this beach there called Fairy

Cove, and if you get there early before

everyone else comes, it's like

Oh,

it's beautiful.

Anyway, you uh you said the wrong

answer. Right answer is meeting me.

Green.

G R E E N. Two one two 4

dare.

Okay.

Tag lame.

>> You're it.

You better

[laughter]

slow her heart running from furies

fire

red and burning ordinary

lights

to see the wings. Hold

on.

See you.

[music]

No, [music] I got

I wish I had known you when you were a

kid.

That's not creepy.

>> [snorts]

>> Not like that

when we were both kids.

I bet you were pretty sweet. Yeah, I was

anything but sweet. So, what were you?

Like a bully?

Oh, no. I was the one who stood up to

the bullies.

There was this group of girls at my

school that were horrible. like worse

than mean

and um that eat kids like you alive.

What's that mean?

Like soft.

I'm not soft.

Wrong choice of words.

Kind.

Sensitive.

They target kids like that.

Not just the girls,

they destroy them. It's awful.

>> Yeah.

So, I kicked the crap out of them. I

think it's called poetic justice.

[snorts]

Red. R E D

four. One, two, three, four,

two.

Truth.

Okay.

You have to commit to one person for the

rest of your life. Who is it?

It's a broad question.

Uh, I'll narrow it.

Me or somebody totally different?

I'm not answering that. Well, that's

against the rules.

Okay.

Someone else

Well,

you're going back overseas to the other

side of the world. So,

yeah.

What you doing? Making another schedule,

huh?

>> No, I am all scheduled out.

What is it then?

>> Uh, the WHO recommends wearing a face

mask over your nose and mouth to help

stop the spread of the virus. So,

uh, what's the WHO going to know about

it? I thought they were a rock band.

The World Health Organization.

Don't you read the news?

Um, I've ordered some actual ones, but

PPE is in short supply, so I figured we

could make some in the meantime.

>> Um,

yeah. No, can't smoke, though. So,

yeah. Well, if you catch CO, you can't

smoke at all. So,

come on.

What else do you have to do?

Okay.

Okay. Where do your parents keep their

socks?

>> Um,

I've got some bad news.

>> What? I think we need to stop sexing

each other.

>> Why?

>> Think we might be siblings. This

drawer's got your DNA written all over

it. Enough.

>> I think we're going to get better

coverage with these. It's all right. I

didn't want to wear those purple ones

anyway. They're going to clash.

These look brand new. I'm not sure that

we should cut them up. Fine with me. I

didn't want to wear a face mask anyway.

Come on.

There's something I've missed.

Dreaming of a lover like this.

Summer in the summer. Timeless [music]

when I see your face.

Your supersonic garbage

[music]

a feeling I can't even take.

Strong enough to hear.

So please remain once I'm with my mind.

I can't let go.

You could say this isn't real.

Guess I'll never know. [music]

3 2 1

[laughter]

>> Oh, I did not have you pegged for a

seamstress.

>> Oh, seamstress is a bit generous, but

looking at yours.

Kiss me. Kill me.

It feels weird.

Can run.

>> Hey, you know, um I didn't mean to be a

[ __ ] last night with the whole me or

somebody else thing.

Just uh took me totally off guard and um

yeah, it's just reality.

No, I know.

Let's just try and live in the moment.

Yeah.

Enjoy it.

>> Uh,

>> lette. It's Allison. We're stuck in

London, but we're trying to stop flights

back. Can you please give me a call on

my mobile? Fine to use the house phone.

Bye.

>> I thought you said your mom was French.

>> Yeah. Yeah, she is.

>> So, who's Allison?

She just called the home phone. Kind of

sounds like she lives here.

>> Yeah, she does.

She's my stepmom.

Okay.

Yeah, we hate each other. She's a total

cow. Probably cuz she wants my dad all

to herself.

>> Why didn't you just tell me?

>> Oh, I try to pretend she doesn't exist.

Does the same to me. So,

is that why you're not in any of the

family photos?

>> Yeah. Yeah. She um she takes them

whenever I'm not around. That's so mean.

It's all right. I don't mind. My real

mom's really cool though. Like in a

totally nuts kind of way. She lives in

this hippie artist commune in Port

Winka, which is like in South Australia,

just outside of Adelaide. But yeah, I uh

think I get most of my DNA from her.

Hey, you don't have to put on a brave

face. Okay. Sucks that your stepmom's

like that. I hate her.

Come here.

>> Wait. If your stepmom hates you, isn't

she going to be really upset that I'm

here?

>> No, it's totally cool. Checked in with

my dad. She doesn't call all the shots.

On tonight's 6:00 news, the first COVID

19 related death has been reported in

South Australia.

>> What are you doing?

>> We must control the masses. We must

control the masses.

>> What's that?

>> What? That's someone's life.

>> Yeah. No, I I know. I'm I'm not I'm not

devaluing that.

>> Uh yeah.

I just I hate the way that the media the

way the media what

sensationalizes.

It's someone's life.

Oh yeah. Someone There are heaps of

people that die every day from other

causes. So what if that was your mom?

You'd just be like, "Oh well,

of of course not."

I mean, what if it was your mom? She's

in South Australia. You turned it off

before you even got any details.

What do you call that? Willful

ignorance.

Hey, Mom. Um, just calling to see if

you're not dead.

Yeah. Um, bought out of my skull. You

Up and Adam, come on. I got a surprise

for you. Hey, did you bring bthers?

>> What? Baiters, tug, swimming, cozy.

No. Well, you came to Australia and

didn't bring bthers. What is wrong with

you?

>> I've literally just been pulled out of

sleep and you're already at like level

80. Lazette.

>> Hey, I know you're not sleeping.

>> Yeah, I am. Go away.

If you don't get up, I'm going to find

one of Alison's most hideous bikinis.

And I'm sure she's got plenty to choose

from.

>> Perfect. What do you think? I'm not

swimming in that. Yeah, of course not.

But now I got your attention.

That'll do.

Come on.

Okay. So, I thought we've been really

good. We deserve a reward. So, remember

how you said that you didn't go to

Wilson's prom?

Yeah. Well, we're going. I've got the

picnic. I've got the sunscreen.

It's 3 hours drive, though, so you might

need to get your skates on.

>> Are you joking?

>> No. Oh, you probably want to get

changed, though. Go on.

>> No. was that we're in lockdown.

>> Yeah, but not for daily exercise.

>> Yeah, locally, not 3 hours away to go

play on some beach.

>> Who said anything about playing? I

intend on relaxing, soaking up the rays.

I'm serious.

So am I.

Crystal, look, I'm trying to do

something nice for you here, okay? And

it's a beach. There's going to be no one

there. Yeah, that's not really the

point. If we go pick up the virus,

come home, spread it to someone

vulnerable. You know what, Crystal? I'm

so glad that you care about other people

who you've never met, who probably

wouldn't give a damn about you, okay?

But I can't do this. All right? I'm done

being cooped up like a freaking battery

pen. I need to spread my wings for a

little bit, okay? And you can stay here

and earn your points to heaven or the

afterlife or whatever turns you on,

okay? But I got to get out just for a

little bit. Okay. And you can come if

you want. Up to you.

Have a great day.

missed a great day at the beach.

My shoulders burnt.

Hey, can you

>> [music]

>> um rub some aloe vera on them just in

case?

All right, he's up a bit.

That's nice.

No more. Nope. We're good.

You know, there was hardly anyone there.

It would have been perfectly safe.

And there was hardly anyone on the roads

either, so I got there even quicker.

Could have had a maximum chill, minimum

stress stay.

There are more [music] than 15,000 cases

back home and the death count is close

to a thousand. Okay? And that's in

Ontario alone.

I'm going to go sleep in the kids' room.

My feet are all sandy and I can't be

asked for the shower. So,

hey, all these just arrived.

Um,

face masks, face shields, hand

sanitizer, coveralls, latex gloves,

and these must be the water purifiers.

full

uh in case there's a failure of

infrastructure

or I don't know we find out that the

virus is in the water or something.

>> Hey,

I don't want to fight.

Yeah. Yeah, me either.

Can I use the car later?

>> You going out?

>> Yeah, we're uh running low on supplies.

Just write a list. I'll run and get it

later. It's okay. I can go.

But you don't even know where it is or

how to drive on this side of the road.

And I don't want to be a [ __ ] but

yesterday you couldn't even walk out the

front door. I was so scared. I wasn't

scared.

>> Okay, wrong use of words, but

look, the research shows that the

supermarket is one of the most dangerous

places to be right now.

>> All the more reason for me to go, I

don't care.

Well, you're worried that I won't be

careful.

I just I know if I go I'll kit myself

out in a way that I'm way more

comfortable with.

Okay.

Okay. I'll go later. Should be quiet.

For now,

I think we should sit down and make meal

plans for the next uh four weeks.

Come on.

>> [music]

[music]

>> I know the seasons are reversed, but you

know, it's not Halloween. Yeah.

Yes. Then why are you dressed like

you're about to go ghost busting?

I'm going to get the food. Oh, I didn't

know ghosts [music]

ate.

Don't touch this bag. Okay. It's for my

clothes when I get back.

Bye.

You want to give me a hand?

What about contamination?

So, how can I help? By getting you out

of those undies.

No, you can help with the scrub down.

How can I stop the shower then? No.

Everything. And I mean everything in

those bags needs to be wiped down before

it's put away.

>> You're lucky I find you smoking hot.

13 new cases here yesterday.

>> Did you check the cancer stats?

What about dementia? Fatal accidents.

It's not the same.

Isn't it?

Nope.

Hey, just give me a minute. I'll go get

changed.

>> No, I'm going to go out by myself today.

Just need the me time.

>> Oh, okay. Sure.

[music]

Heat. Heat.

[music]

[music]

[music]

>> [music]

[music]

>> Where's your girlfriend?

I've seen you both out a few times.

We're both running the same route.

>> She's uh she's not my girlfriend.

>> Well, she's definitely something.

>> She's something. All right.

>> I'm Freya.

List.

So, I've still got a way to go. Do you

want to join me?

>> Yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay, cool.

You run hard.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Not usually. I amum usually

a minimal effort type of person.

>> Oh, snap.

[sighs]

So, what's the deal with you and the uh

not your girlfriend?

Um,

I accidentally locked down with an

escaped mental patient.

>> Okay, [sighs and gasps] sounds like

something for the authorities. I didn't

realize.

>> Okay, not mental patient, just mental

mental health.

Um she's like this this total neat freak

organizer, right? And is a complete

cover phobe but goes out in headto toe

PPA. It's like borderline.

>> Well, head to toe is a bit much. But

you know this virus, it's brand new. We

don't really know anything about it.

>> Yeah, I guess. Seriously, we don't know

how it's passed on or how long it lasts

outside the body. Not yet.

>> Mhm.

>> And that's pretty scary.

So, you know, maybe she's not so much

mental, but just ultra cautious.

So, you're in the crystal camp with this

whole thing then.

>> Crystal, that's Oh, okay. No, not in her

camp. Just

sympathetic.

All right, give me your number.

Don't read into it.

There. My address.

My housemates and I are hosting drinks

with a couple of mates. Sabillow Key.

You should join. No strings, but it

might give you a break.

Yeah, afra. I'm going to have to ask you

to come down to the station with me.

What? I'm a police officer and this is

in breach of lockdown laws.

Okay, [laughter]

idiot. But that that is what I'm living

with at the moment. Okay. Okay. Well,

you know where to find me if you need a

break from it.

It's nice to meet you. Was it?

>> Yeah.

That was a long run.

Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I was um

in the fields.

I'm I'm sorry for being a dick. Going

to go a shower.

All

right.

Where were we dressed for this?

>> Yeah. I forgot to say I'm not going to

be here for dinner.

>> What? Uh,

>> a friend invited me to a gab and said

I'd go.

>> You're going to a party?

a Gav.

>> You're going to an underground party?

>> No, there's going to be like four or

five people there. We'll keep our

distance. Okay, I'd invite you, but

>> I'm not going.

There it is.

You're unbelievable.

Come on. No. Just when I think that

you're finally starting to get it, you

go and do something 10 times stupider

than the thing before. It's not safe. Do

you just not care? No. Actually, right

now I don't. Okay. Take the stick out of

your ass, Crystal.

You're obsessed with statistics. So,

take a look around. We're in one of the

safest places in the world right now.

>> Yeah. And it won't be for long if it's

up to people like you that other

countries are on their knees. Okay.

Deaths are soaring.

My mom and dad have friends on

ventilators and no one knows if they're

going to pull through. And you're

getting salty about a party. No, I'm

getting salty over this. Okay. We don't

know each other. I let you stay here for

free because you in a shitty situation.

All right. But that doesn't mean that

you get to tell me what I can and can't

do. Okay? I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. And if

you don't like it,

don't wait up.

[music]

[music]

>> [music]

>> Heat. Heat.

[music]

That's the good stuff, isn't [music] it?

What?

You're so scary.

Hi [music]

All non-essential services and industry

awarded to remain closed. The national

cabinet which comprises the prime

minister and state premers are due to

meet again.

[music]

>> [music]

[music]

[music]

>> Hey, this is Lzette. You know what to

do.

Hey, Lette.

It's Crystal.

[music] Just a little worried about you.

So,

call me back when you get [music] this

message.

[music]

[music]

I'm sorry, Alicia, but

I can't stay here, okay? I don't have

another option,

right? Is there some sort of special

repatriation something? Look, there's a

lot of people in a similar situation,

but I could speak to the airlines and

ask them to put you on the priority

list. That's the best I can do.

>> Okay. And you'll call me as soon as you

hear, right?

>> Sure.

Hey, what are you doing?

Just saying hi.

>> Don't even speak. What?

>> No. When you speak, Spittle is released.

Okay. You want to speak to me? Go put a

mask on.

>> Oh, Crystal, I'm not going to do that.

Okay. Just hear me out. What are you

What are you doing?

>> Listen, if you got CO at that party,

you're just going to spread it

everywhere.

>> Crystal, you don't have to do this.

>> I can't control your actions, but I

can't control my own.

>> Night.

Crystal. Nope. Stay 2 meters away from

me. Better yet, go away. This is

ridiculous. Yep. Don't worry. Be out of

your hair soon. What do you mean? Why

would you say that? What do you think I

mean? Okay. I say tomato. You say I'll

say whatever the hell I want. Right. I

called cuz I was worried about you.

Nothing. Cuz you're having too much fun

with whoever you're with.

>> Your phone died. Okay.

>> It doesn't matter. All right. We never

put labels on this. You're a free agent.

You can do whatever you want. Just stay

away from

>> It wasn't like an crystal.

Stay away,

Crystal. We're outside with 100%

ventilation and I'm wearing this stupid

thing on my face.

Still, you're worried about me getting

you co, but you just slept outside when

there's heaps of dangerous, creepy

crawlies.

Don't worry. Scrubbed my hands raw

before I made it. And there is no way

that I got co at that party.

I didn't go.

I swear on my mom's life or my life

sings. That's the only matters.

What changed your mind?

You're right. When I got there, there

were heaps of people there.

And there was this little nagging voice

in the back of my head that was saying,

"What would Crystal do?"

So, I left. Didn't even go inside.

For the record, it was sold to me as a

gathering of four or five people.

So, where were you?

>> Okay, you got me. There is another

woman.

Can you brea time for your leader?

Keep them closed.

What are you going to do? Kill me?

Thought about it. Tada.

This is Betsy.

She's the other woman.

Although we've been together for a

while, so technically you're the other

woman. Don't be ashamed.

>> Okay. Um, I come here when I'm a bit

claustrophobic. You come from a huge

house to a tiny van to combat

claustrophobia.

>> Yeah. No, I know it doesn't make any

sense, but I don't know. She's all mine.

It's kind of like home.

And she's a bit uh or your own

continent. And Allison wants to keep the

garage spotless. So, bring her here.

My mate owns this place and he's a

mechanic, so he's meant to be fixing up

her guts and I I'm giving her a makeover

on her looks.

So, this is where you've been the past

few days?

>> Yeah. Yeah. Um, well, things were a bit

tense between us. So,

thought two birds, one stone,

give you some space and work on Betsy a

little bit. She's an old girl and like

vain. So,

but there's room for a third if you

want.

Come on. Betsy is just dying to have you

inside her.

Okay. So, we've had a few runins the

past few days.

>> Yeah. How are we going to fix it?

God, I'm crap at this conflict

resolution stuff. Um, what do they say

on those blind wedding shows?

Uh, I think they say start with the

positives and then go for the jugular.

So, true.

You want to go first?

Okay.

Okay. Positives.

You're hot,

kind, fun rest of the time.

Now, jugular. Um,

this co phobe thing is doing my nut in.

>> Okay.

I get where you're coming from.

I can be a bit intense sometimes,

but I mean, I don't think it's a phobia.

I think

you're so gung-ho

um spontaneous.

And in a precoid world, that's awesome,

but it's just so far away from who I am.

And I think because you're not able to

adjust the dial, it just makes me feel

like out of control.

Like I'm stuck in a foreign country

thousands of miles away from home. And I

have no clue when I'm going to get back

there. And I'm in your house, which

means I have to play by your rules. And

I don't have rules. Remember?

>> Okay. Not rules, but

I mean, you don't think that CO's real?

I know it's real.

>> Okay. Well, you don't see it as a

threat. And I think because

you don't see it as a threat at all, it

just makes me that much more protective.

Does that make sense?

Like I think that if you just saw it as

like a little bit of a threat, then that

would make me feel less

>> anal

>> protective,

which I guess can be kind of

controlling.

say the um the proper answer there was I

don't do anal

but I can see a point.

Okay. So, how about

I bring back the protests and you bring

back the virus talk?

Are you still going to go out?

Uh, I get to go out for

essential supplies and exercise.

Sometimes together, sometimes by myself,

and I get to come and work on Betsy,

but absolutely no contact with the

outside world.

Okay, sounds like a plan.

Come here.

Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we do a

little station?

Okay.

Thought you said you weren't

spontaneous. I know. Feeling a bit

wobbly. [laughter]

Where's the wine?

Betsy is unusually dry at the moment.

She's having a detox, a [ __ ]

We can go back up to the house if you

want.

>> No, I like it here. just why I would

have topped off the mood. But

>> I can live without

if you um if you did want to push

yourself out of your comfort zone.

What is it? Cat

ketamine.

You totally don't have to. What does it

do?

>> Um, it kind of gives you this like nice

out of body experience

and uh I know it does does things to

your senses.

It's okay. I will take care of you and

we're going to have to do a little bit.

And the sex is really good.

Okay.

You sure?

Mhm.

Okay. Grab my keys.

>> [music]

>> surprise.

Where'd you get those from? Uh, I had

some photos of you and I ordered some

hard copies and I sprinkled them around

the house. I thought it would be a good

way to say f you to your wicked stepmom.

>> Wow. Embracing you in a rebel.

You didn't have to do that. You know, I

don't care that there's no photos of me.

>> I do.

Go for it then. Hey, in the spirit of

this new saying what we feel packed,

can we do something about these boxes

they keep trying to offer me?

>> Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Where should I put them?

>> I don't know. In the kids' room, maybe.

>> Permission to talk COVID for a sec. Not

danger talk.

Okay. Well, you know how PPs and shirts

fly around the world.

>> Sure.

>> Um, and admittedly, I did go a little

overboard with the ordering.

>> You think?

>> Well, I realized that we really only

need one of each of these. Start. Chuck

out the rest. I don't care.

I'm kidding.

I was thinking that we could drop them

at a local hospital and they could

either use them or pass them along.

St. Crystal. I can go by myself. No. Um,

I'm kidding. It's a good idea. You know,

uh, you'll need Betsy. And Lord knows

I'm looking for any excuse to get out of

the house at the moment.

Okay, sweet. Um, I'll call ahead

and I don't want to go inside and I

don't want to come in contact with

Totally. We can drop and run.

Let's go get the girl.

Why don't you put that energy to better

use? Okay.

What is this?

[laughter]

Oh my god.

>> Hi. Yeah. Um, someone's just dumped a

baby on your doorstep.

>> [gasps]

>> Good deeds

>> to abandon babies. [laughter]

It was a really cool thing that you did.

>> Yeah, it was nice of you to help out.

>> Well, I say help, but it was my idea and

I lugged most of the boxes. [laughter]

So, excuse me. I was the getaway driver.

>> Yeah.

>> Couldn't have done it without you.

>> Yeah. Go team.

Reminds me of the first night that we

met.

Thought you were crazy.

>> Fold.

I see you.

Nothing to say.

Feels like a lifetime. Hey,

I mean, you know, apart from that little

blip that we had, I feel like it's been

easy. Yeah. I feel like I've known you

for a lifetime.

>> Yeah, I know what you mean.

Do I get used to it, wifey? You know,

all marriages end in divorce.

C dips on the house.

[laughter]

[snorts]

Why do you do that?

What? Kiss you book when you finish with

it.

Oh. Um,

I don't know.

I guess as kind of a thank you

and a goodbye. You know, you spend

however long with these characters and

you're in their lives and then you hit

the final page and it's just finished.

And what if it's a crap book?

I don't kiss those.

>> So, I must be a really good book then.

>> Uh, your ego is already too big. I'm not

going to answer that.

>> You've read a lot since I've been here.

[snorts]

>> Yeah. I mean, I normally read a lot, but

these books aren't really my usual. So,

I'm kind of pushing myself out of my

comfort zone and give them a go.

So, you think that reading a different

book than what you're used to is you

pushing yourself out of your comfort

zone?

Pushing yourself out of your comfort

zone is like skydiving or bungee

jumping. Reading a book is safe as you

had a happy game, Crystal Myth. I am not

doing Crystal Myth. Just a new me game I

was trying out. Obviously, didn't land.

Speaking of that sort of thing,

I did get with you. That was out of my

comfort zone.

>> Okay. Yeah, fair enough.

But cat aside, I think that you're

nearly incapable of pushing your limits.

It's not a criticism, isn't it? Yeah.

No. I mean, truth be told, I probably

could do with pushing my own boundaries

by conforming a little bit, you know. I

say tomato and I say whatever the hell I

want.

You want to go to bed?

>> Yeah.

I'm going to put on some music.

>> Oh, really?

Come back.

Just 8 minutes. Too long.

>> Ew. Gross.

>> What?

Oh my god. [laughter]

[gasps]

Why has she got two dildos? A variety.

Obviously, they're the same size.

>> Maybe one's for him.

[laughter]

>> Yeah.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. You don't know

where those have been?

>> Oh, no. I've got a pretty good idea,

actually. [laughter] Here. HOLD FOR A

SECOND. WHY? Just hold it just for a

second. Come on. Quick. Oh, god.

Oh, you're too slow. Come on. Oh god.

[laughter]

No in the eye.

Your parents sex toys. That's sick.

Yeah. Yeah. No, you're so right. I

forgot where it was for a second.

Be gone.

No.

You have a really weird relationship

with your parents.

Hey,

what is it? What's up?

Sorry, I'm um

That was my mom.

[snorts] the teacher that I was telling

you about, the one that helped me with

study schedules.

>> Yeah.

>> Um, she passed away.

>> I'm so sorry.

>> Co apparently

there's this online memorial for her. My

mom's going to

send me over the link.

It's a nice idea.

Sorry. I'm just Hey, don't be

It's not like we were close, you know?

She was just

influential.

Yeah. I know.

It's okay.

Can I help with anything?

I can't find it. Can't find what?

I had this like um black tunic that I

must have left at the hotel.

It's fine. Just wear what you got on.

Okay. No one will be able to see you.

No, I want to wear black out of respect.

>> Have you got anything?

>> I don't think anything in my wardrobe is

funeral appropriate, but um

Allison's got a a ton of black.

>> No, I can't wear steps clothes.

>> I don't think anything would fit you

anyway.

She thought

I could wear this.

>> Yeah, it doesn't seem quite so

rude.

No. So good. Don't stress

me.

I'll give you the room.

What's all this?

Oh, uh, just channeling my inner

crystal. Although, judging by the food,

I think the connection's pretty faint.

Sorry, you've just been to a memorial

that was in bad taste. Let's

>> just hope the food isn't

Nice outfit.

Oh, this whole thing just whipped it

together. Yeah, you can take it off me

later, though.

Um, and oh, by the way, the food, it's

charred, not burnt, if you're wondering.

Um,

how was it?

actually pretty nice.

Um,

she had an underlying condition, lupus.

So,

that's why she uh,

but it was good to hear all the great

things that she'd done and everything

that she'd accomplished and she was

wellliked. So,

thank you for being here.

>> Of course.

>> Uh, I've

got something to tell you, but um I

don't really know how to say it.

>> You want me to move out?

>> No. Jeez. No. Um, catastrophize as much.

No, the opposite.

You should get that.

>> Oh, it's okay. I'll check it later.

Okay. Um,

okay. So,

remember the first night we met? I told

you that you were the perfect girl

because you were leaving in the morning.

>> Yeah, you failed on that one. [sighs]

Um, so I don't I don't usually do

commitment.

Uh, I guess what I'm trying to say is

that I thought you were the perfect girl

because you were leaving.

And now I think you're the perfect girl

because

I wanted you to stay.

And I'm glad you did.

I um

I really like you, Crystal. like

really like you.

Wow. You You don't have to say anything

if you don't want to.

I really like you, too.

Okay. When

Message received today at 7:28 p.m. Hey

Crystal, it's Alicia from Navu.

Good news. [music] I managed to get you

a flight. I'll go ahead and email you

the details.

[laughter]

Hey. Hey, it's okay. I'm not offended.

My party blowing me off.

>> Ah, yeah. Yeah. Sorry. That um seemed

like an age ago.

>> All right.

So, how are you feeling about getting

back out there?

>> Getting back out where?

>> Lockdown lifting life going back to

well, almost normal.

>> Did you think I meant getting back out

there as in like dating and stuff?

>> No. Oh, you so [laughter] did.

>> No, I didn't.

>> Uhhuh.

>> Anyway, I'm kind of seeing someone.

You totally called it.

>> What?

>> You've got a glow. So, either you're

pregnant or mental girl's not so mental

after all.

You like her.

>> Stop.

>> Okay. Yep. Fine. She's She's not mental.

Not at all.

I mean, maybe just a little bit, but I

don't know. It It kind of got to be cute

in a way. So, is that wildly

insensitive?

>> I wasn't hitting on you with that

invite, Lizard. I was just um being

friendly.

>> Sorry, I'm used to girls going all bunny

boiler from a smile. So,

>> yep. Sorry, I just heard that back in my

head. love yourself much. [laughter]

>> Well, you love someone.

>> I am not in love.

>> Okay, this is the look of someone who is

not in love that does not look like

this. I'm just saying.

God, I ever wish you just never met

someone.

Yeah,

most days.

Anyway, um I'm calling down, so I better

it looks good on you, Lizette.

What do you think? What? The drapes.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Wow.

Where did she get them from? Uh, they

were tucked away in the utility room

just waiting to be thrown out. So, I

thought put them to good use.

>> Yeah. Um, confession.

Uh, Allison actually gave them to me to

take to the dry cleaners.

What? No. You're kidding, right? Really?

Really not kidding.

It's fine. Okay. They look they look

great.

I have the best and craziest girlfriend

ever.

Only 4 hours till freedom, baby. Can't

wait to spread these wings.

Cause a tsunami.

Hey, come here.

Um, so there's uh there's something that

I've wanted to ask you. Um, I was

wondering if you wanted to come and meet

my mom.

And before you answer, I've never bought

a girlfriend home before. So, no

pressure. [laughter]

You'll hate her, but like in the best

way. She's all like, "Let's eat some

placenta, but then also just welcome you

as one of her own." She sounds

certifiable.

I was going to say nice. She's not.

She's nuts.

And I thought, seeing as you've never

been to South Australia before, we could

do some

sightseeing

and uh

check it out. I made us an itinerary.

Uh you might have to double check it

though. I think I've doubled a few days.

What? What's wrong? If If you're welling

up over this, I think I might have to

rethink this whole girlfriend's thing.

Chris, what's up?

My booking agent found me a flight. I

leave the day after tomorrow.

I didn't know how to tell you.

Was

Is that

how long have you known?

>> It's a couple of nights.

>> Before or after?

>> Before or after what?

>> Before or after I made a tit of myself

and I told you that I liked you.

>> You didn't make a tit of yourself.

Before

or after?

Does it matter?

After

I see [sighs] you.

You should have told me before.

Well, I didn't know before. I don't

know.

You should have told me

before we

I've been with

a lot of people

who hook up

meaningless things, but

That night,

that night was the first time that I

and I hate this expression so much.

It was the first night that I

made love.

I hate you.

>> [music]

>> Lette, please. I don't want to hear it.

I wasn't playing you. You lied to me.

I didn't lie, okay? I just didn't know

how to tell you.

>> You're telling me is basically the same

as lying, okay? Can you get out of my

way?

Lette, please just talk to me. You made

me fall in love with you and then booked

a flight [music] home. Okay, I'm staying

in the camper van. You can leave the key

in the letter box when you're done. I've

got a spare. Enjoy your [music] flight.

Yeah, wear protection.

Hi.

Who are you? What the hell are you doing

in our bed?

Why is there a hole in my Kashmir

pashmina? And what the hell happened to

my curtains?

>> What about my socks?

>> And why are there photos of you thrown

all over the house?

>> I um I borrowed your pashmina for my

teacher's memorial and it got snagged on

my ring. I'm so sorry.

>> And the curtains?

>> Yeah, the curtains were me, too. It was

a misunderstanding.

>> A misunderstanding? [laughter] What

exactly did you misunderstand? How to

keep them in one piece?

>> What about my socks? No one cares my

socks.

>> Yeah, the the socks for me, too.

>> And the photos.

I thought you were Lette's dad. No,

>> SHE'S JUST THE BLOODY HOUSE SITTER.

>> YEAH, I know that now.

>> What about the wine? Did you drink that,

too?

>> Some of it?

>> They've drunk nearly the whole

collection.

>> What about the Devonqua?

That is over. $8,000

a bottle. We have to spend weeks stuck

in a FOREIGN COUNTRY WITH NO IDEA HOW

WE'LL GET HOME. DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT

FEELS?

>> YES. Just get your stuff and get out.

All right. Do I have an aneurysm? Tilly,

you can forget your stuff. JUST GET THE

HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE.

You going to give me a hand?

Oh, by the way, we found Marco's dildo

collection.

Hi. I need a room for tonight.

Okay. Thanks.

You coming?

Shouldn't you be at work?

I quit. I'm going home. Found someone

else to hustle. That was fast.

>> No. Home. Home. Okay. And I'm not a

hustler.

I'm a registered house sitter. Okay.

I've been doing it for a few years. It's

a good way for me to travel around and

see places without getting tied down.

No rent, no bills. When I'm done, I pack

up Betsy and I move on to the next

place.

Well, you're still a liar.

I'm not a liar.

Yeah, you are. And a hypocrite.

You walked out on me for what? Not

telling is the same as lying. But you've

been outright lying to my face this

entire time. Who even are you? Is your

name really Lette? Do you actually have

a French artist mom? Cuz that was

clever. Really exotic. Drew me in. It's

all part of this narcissistic

construction of yours.

>> No. Okay. My real name is Lzette. My mom

is a French artist and a total loon. The

only thing I lied about was the house.

>> You are a liar.

>> Okay. Yes, I'm a liar, but

I only did it to make you feel

comfortable in the house.

>> Oh, yeah. Turn this on me now.

>> I'm not.

Look, I really liked you, okay? And I

thought it was just going to be a one

night stand and that it wouldn't matter,

but then you stayed and it just kind of

snowballed.

I tried to tell you a few times, but I

just I don't want you to see me as a

liar.

Uh the irony.

I was going to tell you on the way to my

mom's. I thought a bit of distance would

make it easier and that we could just

laugh about it.

Crystal,

apart from the house,

everything else was real. Okay? I

I never lied. I never faked who I was. I

never

faked

how I feel.

I need to sleep. You have a pillow.

You don't have to sleep up there.

I'll leave first thing in the morning.

Can you stop moving?

>> Well, it's not exactly comfortable up

here, is it?

>> I didn't ask you to sleep there.

>> It's better than sleeping with a

stranger.

>> It's not what you thought on the first

night.

>> Are you calling me a [ __ ]

It's the last word I'd use to describe

you.

You told me that you hated me.

I don't hate you.

Okay.

I was just upset.

Was the house the only thing that you

lied about?

>> Yeah.

I mean, except for Marco being a spy.

That was that was a joke. I um don't

actually know what he does.

Probably a professional doormat being

married to Allison.

I don't hate you.

I don't hate you either.

She's just the bloody house sitter.

>> She's just the bloody house sitter.

[laughter]

I love you too. You know

Hey,

we should get up.

Crystal

pamped on the floor.

Thought about kicking it under the couch

so you couldn't leave, but felt like you

wouldn't appreciate it.

>> Yeah, I feel like customs wouldn't

either.

Dear, after considering the complaint

made to us by Allison and Marco Bells

already, we'll be deleting your profile

and issuing you with the lifetime ban

across all of our platforms.

didn't even wish me good luck.

You okay?

Yeah.

>> Did you really think I was going to kill

you that night?

>> I [snorts] don't know. You're pretty

intimidating. I am not.

>> Yes, you are. And you love it.

[laughter]

All that carpey DM. It's infectious.

God, I love me some carping the DM.

Sees the day. [laughter and gasps]

I wish I had just a little bit more of

that. I know I can be pretty rigid.

Not rigid, Crystal. Just prepared.

I could do with a sprinkling of that.

I've got no idea what I'm doing next.

>> Thought you were going to Port Wanga.

>> Yeah. Yeah, I am. I mean, after that,

can't exactly rely on housesitting for

the rest of my days.

Next thing you know, I'll be 58, living

in an artist commune.

Yeah. Well, I'll be number crunching

somewhere

deeply unimaginative

with my mortgage coming to term

safe knowing that my pension's going to

kick in in a few years and all of my

insuranceances are paid.

How did we work?

[laughter and gasps]

How did we work?

We should get going.

Wait.

Off the road.

[laughter]

[gasps]

trying to get us arrested was a pretty

um dramatic way to get me to stay.

>> You know me, never subtle.

So um when do you head off south?

>> Uh probably this afternoon.

Okay. Well, um, remember to check the

oil, the water, and the tire pressure,

and fill up the tank before you go. Hey,

you don't want to get caught out.

>> Yes, Mom.

Betsy, you'll be fine. She's never let

me down.

That That wasn't her. It did get you.

>> No, I know.

So,

so

good luck with your interviews.

>> Thanks.

If you're ever in Canada, come stay with

me, okay? Anytime.

Yeah. And if you're ever here, just look

me up.

Come.

I love you.

I love you.

Um, I better get going.

Thanks for the good times.

Enjoy flight and um drop me a text when

you land. Yeah.

Yeah.

>> [music]

>> Are you coming from

ladies and gentlemen?

is very

[music]

[music]

>> Chris. I'm gone. I thought you had left.

Well, I had I was on the road and then I

went over the speed but then Betsy

started spluttering and I was going to

ignore it, but then had this infuriating

voice in my head saying, "You can't

drive all these KS on a dodgy exhaust."

Don't say dodgy. So, I came back to get

it looked at.

Don't look at me like that, okay? Just

just Stockholm syndrome, okay? Give me a

few days and you'll be out of my system.

Wait, did you miss your flight? I

thought we got there super early. I

didn't get on it. Got your message. That

wasn't meant to stop you getting on the

plane.

>> No, I know, but I did. What about your

interviews? They can wait.

I called home, talked to my dad. Things

are bad back there. Was that like

really, really bad? And so when I ran

the idea of staying past him, he was

actually relieved.

You're saying because of co makes sense.

No, I'm staying because I had this

infuriating Aussie voice in my head

going seize the day cop. [laughter]

And so here I am

carping and

seeing wherever whatever this is takes

us. In other words, I'm waiting out the

pandemic with my my girlfriend.

Yeah. Yeah. I know I got that. I'm just

like

What's that?