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[cheers and applause]

[P.A. announcing divers]

[water splashes]

(announcer)
4.8, 5.8,

5.9, 5.6,

6.0, 5.5.

Visualizing?

All right.

Well, you're up, tiger.

You feel all right?
You look a little pale.

I'm fine.

Does your neck still hurt?

It'll be fine.

Maybe you should do
the two-and-a-half instead.

I'm gonna do the three.

Well, it's better to nail
the two-and-a-half than--

I'm gonna nail the three.

All right.

Well, let's show
these senior citizens

what a well-coached
12-year-old can do, huh?

(announcer)
Next diver, two-time
National Champion, Mary Carter.

[cheers and applause]

Damn it.

You can do this, come on.

Just...see it.
See it.

[inhales]

Big jump, pike out,

rip it.

(man)
What's happened?

[crowd murmurs]

(woman)
Over there.

Oh, my God.

Call 911.
We need an ambulance.

[Massive Attack's
Teardrop]

*

[treadmill humming]

[knock at door]

I saw the light on.

It's daytime.

Yeah, it's a figure of speech.

Always so literal.

[sighs]

Got a new cane.

Yeah.

Guy in the store
said it was slimming.

Vertical stripe.

Why are you here?

Vogler is dead.

What?

What happened?

Again, with the literal
translation.

Vogler, the idea.

Mr. Destructo.

Mr. Moneybags,
bow down before me.

He is gone from the hospital.

So things can go back
to the way they were.

The way they were
was kind of weird.

Hmm. Weird...works for me.

What are you saying?

Literally.

I want you to come back.

Why?

[pager beeping]

Please unclench.

You're not on the clock,
and when you do that,

I clench,
and then it's a whole thing.

Could you look at your pager?

[pager beeping]

[sighs]

It's no big deal.

Some sort of epidemic.
Not my area.

You should go,
it's important.

What I'm doing now is important.

Why do you want me back?

Because you're a good doctor.

That's it?

That's not enough?

Not for me.

Go deal with your plague.

(woman over loudspeaker)
You are in
a quarantined area.

Please remain calm

and stay in line.

The doctor
will see you shortly.

When you see a doctor,

you will receive
a blue or yellow form.

Patients with a blue form
must immediately go

into the parking lot,
where you will be given...

(Cuddy)
Dr. House.

Need you here.

Sorry. A lot of sick people.
I might catch something.

A judge at the campus
pool center collapsed.

LP revealed a virulent form
of bacterial meningitis.

Great. You got it diagnosed.

You don't need me.

2,500 people at
the pool center were exposed.

They're being bused to all
the neighboring hospitals.

That's a problem with resources,
not diagnostics.

You know, I'd-I'd be
completely lost,

get in everyone's way.
Joe.

Dr. House doesn't have
a blue slip.

No one leaves the quarantine
area without a blue slip.

You are a doctor
at this hospital.

Act like one.

And...

take these.

102.

You have won a trip
to the second floor.

Next!

All right. No fever, no rash.

You're fine.

Take these two pills...

and show this blue slip
to security on your way out.

Next.

Take these, go home,

talk to your daughter.

What?

Your pants, your blouse,
your scarf,

are all freshly dry cleaned.

Everything except your jacket.

It's got a smudge on it.

Probably two days old.

Which means you didn't know
the jacket had been worn.

So...either your husband
is a cross dresser,

or your daughter's
been borrowing your clothes

without telling you.

Probably wants to look older
to get into bars.

I don't have a daughter.

Next.

(man)
So I have it?

Take the yellow form
to the second floor.

You're gonna be fine.
I'm gonna die.

It's treatable.

As long as you go
to the second floor.

Next.

Yeow.

Fever.
Does that mean I have it?

Do you have a rash?

Come on.

It's from my new bathing suit.
I've had it a week.

Yeah.

Does your neck hurt?

If it does,
you hit the trifecta.

It's nothing.

I pulled it trying to do
a three-and-a-half tuck.

Where are your parents?

We live in Chicago.

I'm here with my coach.

I wanted to see
what you were writing.

Go like this.

Ow!

Go like this.

(Foreman)
Take these pills.

The blue slip'll
get you out of here.

Next.

You're coming with me.

You're gonna need a CT scan.
Second floor.

Take the elevators,
follow the parade.

Next.

[House whistles]

(Chase)
Maybe it's something systemic.

(Foreman)
Or maybe it's meningitis.

(House)
She's had the rash a week.

If it was this meningitis,

she'd be dead by now.

You guys figure
we're done down there?

The 800 people milling around

are just waiting
for the bathroom?

12-year-old female--

fever, rash, neck pains,
not meningitis.

It's the definition
of meningitis.

Sure. Pus in the spinal canal

makes it hurt to move
your head up and down,

but her neck only hurts
moving side to side.

Oh, side to side.

Doesn't fit.

The three of you, lobby.
Now.

Those little pills you're
passing out so efficiently

aren't going to do
Miss Louganis squat.

You just don't wanna deal
with the epidemic.

That's right.

I'm subjecting a 12-year-old

to a battery of dangerous
and invasive tests

to avoid being bored.

Okay, maybe I would do that,
but I'm not.

If it turns out
she's got meningitis,

you're right, you win.

But if we go back downstairs
and she dies,

your face will be so red.

You have one hour.

Get a lumbar puncture.

Some brain infections

can be pretty clever
at hide and seek.

I'll get on her blood work.
No, you won't.

You, sir, will research
all the causes in the universe

of neck pain.

The list is, like,
two miles long!

Start with the letter A.

And put her on Rifampin.

(Foreman)
Rifampin is for meningitis.
You just said--

In case I'm wrong.

It has happened.

[coughing]

(woman on loudspeaker)
Patients receiving
a yellow form

must proceed
to the second floor.

Brenda, I need a CBC
Chem 7 in 2046.

(Brenda)
Hold on.

Hey, hey.

There's a line here.
Excuse me.

That's why I said, excuse me.

Brenda, I need a bed and--

We all need stuff.

Push me again.

Brenda,
I need a bed and a nurse

for a lumbar puncture.

No beds, no nurses,
for at least four hours.

I've only got one.

Your patient only has
an hour to live

unless she gets
a lumbar puncture?

Cuddy only gave us an hour
to work on the patient.

Back of the line.

[Doctor chuckles]

This Novocain will numb you
for the lumbar puncture.

I'm sorry this has to be
so public, Mary.

Normally,
I'm in a bathing suit

with 5,000 people
staring at my butt.

I can block this out.

These kids are all very mature.

Travel around the country

from event to event.

Okay, I want you to hold
your knees and tuck your head.

Like a dive?

Exactly.

Good.

Great.

Don't forget to breathe.

[crashes]

Gees.

Coach, help me out here.

Play a little defense
before I poke the wrong thing.

Okay. Here we go.

Now I feel a--ow--
I feel--I feel--ow.

Relax. Try to relax, Mary.
Try to relax.

What letter are you up to?

A.

Torture combing through
all that stuff, ain't it?

Real dull. Awful.

It's no problem.

Well, thank goodness.

A lot of people would resent
having to do this.

Where's the 12-year-old girl
that was here?

Needed the gurney.

She just had a lumbar puncture.
She's not supposed to be moved.

Sorry, we needed the gurney.

[sighs]
Hey.

Hey.
You okay?

How's your head feeling?

(Coach Stahl)
She's got a headache,

and she's dizzy.

She shouldn't have been moved
after the procedure.

I'm sorry.

I'm fine.

What did the tests show?

No meningitis
and no other infections.

But you're not carrying
a blue form?

I have something else,
don't I?

Something's causing
your symptoms.

(Foreman)
We're gonna keep you here
overnight.

I know it's a little crazy
in here,

but hopefully,
it'll settle down

and we'll be able
to get you a room.

I'm sorry.

I'm not usually all
emotional like this,

I just...

You're doing great.

Your folks land
in a few hours.

I just haven't slept.
I'm so tired.

Oh, my God,
my eye's bleeding.

What is it?
What's happening?

Oh, don't worry.

The antibiotic we gave you
in case you had meningitis

can turn your tears reddish.

That's not blood.

But that...

that's blood.

That's going into my stomach?

The lavage showed blood
in your GI tract.

We need to find
where it's coming from.

You won't feel it.

I'm gonna numb the back
of your throat,

and Dr. Foreman
is gonna give you a sedative.

Open.

[spraying]

Swallow.

[coughs]

Now lay on your side for me.

And...here we go.

Yell fire or something.

People, this area
is highly contagious.

Please step back.

Highly contagious.

Try and relax,
this won't take long.

[coughs]

I don't see any tears
or lesions.

[coughs]

All right.
I'm in the stomach.

It's not bleeding.

There's more than a tablespoon
of blood in her mouth,

so it's gotta be there.

Maybe her small intestine.

30 feet of digestive tract.

It could be anywhere in there.

We're not going to see it
with this.

(Chase)
Believe it or not,

this...

is a camera.

Swallow it,

and it goes all the way
through your system.

The antennae

pick up the signal
from the pill.

Then we look at the video
of your intestines,

see where the blood
is coming from.

Fix it.

All right?

Water.

Down the hatch.

(House)
I think I've seen this movie.

The ending's kind of dark.

You want one?

How come you
did the endoscopy?

He asked for help.

Her blood pressure was high,

I was worried--

Foreman is not your boss.

When I tell you
to do something...

whoa, hold it there.

Back it up a couple of frames.

Oh, yeah!

That's your money shot.

I don't see anything.

Really?

Gynormous thing on
the right side of her intestine.

It doesn't intrigue you?

Does gynormous mean really big,
or really, really small?

'Cause I don't see anything.

There?

The Dieulafoy?

Well, we can burn off
the swollen blood vessel,

but it still doesn't account
for her other symptoms.

No, but it does
tell us something.

Though I have no idea what.

Could be a precursor
to intestinal intussusception.

Precursor isn't causing
all her other symptoms.

What else?

You,

in the lobby, now.

I hurt my leg. I have a note.

You had your hour.

Three, actually.

Dr. Chase,
I told you to tell us

when our time was up.

She has intestinal bleeding.

She'll wait.

Two more buses just arrived.
We need you downstairs.

No, you need more nurses.

But you cut back
on the nursing staff,

so now you've got doctors doing
what nurses should be doing.

That's true.

I wonder if that
has anything to do

with you costing us
$100 million.

Go, be free.

It's not the intussusception.

What about stomach cancer?

(Wilson)
Does she have any
abdominal pain?

(Chase)
No.

Then it's not stomach cancer.
You ruled out sepsis?

The LP and blood smears
showed no signs of infection.

Here, take these two pills
and you can go.

Lab's working
at double their capacity.

Maybe someone screwed up.

No fever, no neck pain.

Take the elevator
to the third floor.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wrong form.

No fever, no neck pain,
she's fine.

Smell her hair.

No chlorine.

Which means she wasn't
in the pool.

Which means she's come
to a quarantined area

because she's an idiot
or she's insane.

No one is that stupid.

East wing. Psych ward.

Buh-bye.

Neck pain could be
a symptom for bone cancer.

You up to the Bs?

Well done.

It would account for all
her meningeal symptoms--

rash, fever--

You're fine.
Take these two pills.

Get a sample
of her bone marrow.

From here?

Break time.

We need more than 15 minutes.

Use Chase's break too.

Go.

You should just fire Chase.

What, and miss out
on all this fun?

So you're gonna torture him
for a while and then fire him?

That's cold.

You don't think
he has it coming?

Hey. I said fire him.

That's cold.

All he did was save his job.

What? He completely
screwed you over.

Right rudder.

Bank, bank, bank.

Good coffee?

The rest of this hospital

is busting its tail
and you're--

What are you doing?

Trying to think of anything

except the produce department
at Whole Foods.

I am working. It got hot.

Stop acting like
a 13-year-old.
Sorry.

It's just you don't usually
see breasts like that

on Deans of Medicine.

Oh, women can't be
heads of hospitals?

Or just ugly ones?

(House)
No. They can be babes.

It's just you don't usually
see their fun bags.

Your 3:00 interview

for Dr. Cameron's position
is in your office.

I'm not interviewing today.

I don't know
if you've heard,

but there's this
big-time epidemic.

Many sick people.

Puking in hallways.
It's crazy.

I'll send the interview home.
We can reschedule.

No, you won't.

You will interview this person,

and if he can put
two sentences together,

you will send him
to the lobby

where he will do his job.

Unlike the two of you.

Come on.

You know I can't do
a bone marrow aspiration

in the hallway.

And I can't give you
a procedure room.

I just need something

at least close
to a sterile environment.

I need ten more nurses.

Brenda, listen, listen.

She'll die.

At least she'll
have a bed then.

(Mary)
Are there dead people
in those cabinets?

[chuckles]

I hope that's who's in there.

Just be calm, relax.

[whispers]
Ow. Ow. Ow.

[sobbing]

Hang on.

[whimpering]

You know, I really
admire the way

you don't care
what anyone thinks.

You just do what you want
the way you want.

So you went to Hopkins
for both

undergrad and med school?

That's right.

He's in a band.

You're into music?

[scoffs]
Totally.

What kind of music
do you play?

Um, mostly blues.

you know, James Cotton,

some original stuff.

Oh, dude, you are so hired.

Really?

Not a chance.

Why?

Tattoo.

Wow.

I thought you'd be
the last person

to have a problem
with non-conformity.

Non-conformity, right.

I can't remember the last time
I saw a 20-something kid

with a tattoo of an Asian letter
on his wrist.

You are one wicked
free thinker.

You want to be a rebel?
Stop being cool.

Wear a pocket protector
like he does and get a haircut.

Like the Asian kids
that don't leave the library

for 20-hour stretches.

They're the ones
who don't care what you think.

Sayonara.

So should I go through
all the résumés

looking for Asian names?

Actually, the Asian kids
are probably just responding

to parental pressure,
but my point is still valid.

So when do they think
you're getting out of here?

They don't know.

You don't look sick.

Better hope you're not.

This equipment looks
like it's 100 years old.

Just got it out of storage.

It is the previous generation,

but it works just fine.

Could you, uh--
could you guys give us a sec?

If it's good news,
you can tell them.

Okay.

We're, uh, we're pretty sure
it's not cancer.

Hey, that's great.

I'll call your parents.

Well, we still can't
release her.

We don't know, uh--

[machine beeping]

(Foreman)
Mary?

What's wrong?

She's having an absence seizure.

Mary? You okay?

(Coach Stahl)
She looks fine.

I need some help over here.

Push 2 milligrams
of Ativan, stat.

Are you sure it was
an absence seizure?

(Foreman)
Absolutely.

She was totally unresponsive

and unaware of what was
going on around her.

[rest roomer groans]

Do you mind?
We're trying to work.

We should
get back out there.

Cuddy's gonna be
looking for us.

Looking, but not finding.
Did you do an EEG?

Seizure frequency's increasing.

They're almost constant now.
Five in the last half hour.

Which tells us--

It's definitely in her brain.

And it's getting worse.

And?

[rest roomer groans]

Good Lord, are you having

a bowel movement or a baby?

(Chase)
Could be barbiturate
withdrawal.

(Foreman)
No, it can't be drugs.

She's tested at every
meet she competes at.

A bleed in the brain
could cause seizures.

Rat poison.
Could also cause the neck pain.

You think she's eating off
the floor of her folks' garage?

She doesn't have to be.

Who would poison
a 12-year-old?

Well, let's see now,
there's the 18-year-old has-been

she beat out
to make nationals,

the has-been's parents,

jealous siblings,
sociopathic swim fan,

and then there's just

your plain old
garden variety whack-job.

[toilet flushes]

Hey.

You know what a hemorrhoid is?

No.

Well, Google it.

And try some raisin bran
instead of the donuts.

We're gonna do a CT scan.
Check for intracranial bleeding.

Not a chance.
Radiology's totally swamped.

Well, if our patient's
bleeding into her brain,

she's gonna be dead
in eight hours.

She could be.

But a meningitis patient
will be without a CT scan.

When I was in med school,

I had this old professor--

Who touched you
in the naughty place?

Before the CT scan
was introduced,

he specialized
in transcranial ultrasound.

Hmm.

Ancient, but if there's
enough bleeding, it might work.

Okay.

Do what the guy who didn't
specialize in neurology said.

It was my idea.

Nyeh nyeh nyeh!

You've still got to cover
Q to Z.

Sorry I'm late.

I was taking a dump.

(Petra)
I'm guessing I'm better off

interviewing right after
than right before.

Dr. Petra Gilmar,
Dr. Gregory House.

You actually speak
four languages,

or you're just banking on

never being interviewed
by anyone who does?

(Petra)
It's true.

And I can swear in two more.

Why are you leaving Dr. Hazel?

Did you fall for him
and can't handle it?

Or was it
the other way around?

Yes, well,

pretty much every fellowship
ends that way.

No, it was nothing like that.

You Jewish?

Yes.
Is it true what they say
about Jewish foreplay?

Two hours of begging?

I heard four.

Well, actually,
I'm only half Jewish.

Look, I know you like
to play games with people.

I know you like to say
outrageous things

and study how they react.

What you should know about me,

is that I grew up
with four brothers.

Keep your hands to yourself,

I'm okay with anything
that comes out of your mouth.

Uh, well, that's great.

I think that's all we need.

Thank you for coming by.

Thank you.

That's our Hitler!

No way.

Are you kidding?!

Her background's perfect,

she's smart, she can obviously
deal with your insanity.

You see her shoes?
Her shoes?!

What, did your Horoscope
in Vogue

tell you to avoid women
wearing green shoes?

The eyes can mislead,
a smile can lie,

but the shoes
always tell the truth.

They were Prada.
Means she has good taste.

They were not Prada.

You wouldn't know Prada
if one stepped on your scrotum.

Okay, well they were nice,
pointy.

Exactly.

They were stylish.

And very painful to wear.

Only an incredibly shallow,
insecure woman

would rather be in pain
all day long

than wear a decent looking
comfortable shoe,

and that's exactly the type
I don't need around here.

No, someone who can handle
a lot of pain

is exactly the type
you do need.

Excuse me.

What are you doing?

I'm ultrasounding your head.

You're still having seizures.

This should help us
figure out what's going on.

Blue form
to the security guard.

You're not gonna be happy
with anyone.

So what, your advice is...

hire someone I'm not happy with
and be happy?

No, my advice
is much more subtle.

Stop being an ass.

You always find some tiny little
flaw to push people away.

Now it's people.

I thought we were talking about
fellowship applicants.

You have a history of this.

Well, when I do decide
to push you away,

I hope there's a small person
kneeling behind you

so you fall down
and hurt your head.

Take these.
There's water over there.

Blue forms to the guard,

and you're done.

You had the perfect person...

and you blew it.

You saw the shoes!

I'm not talking about her.

You're talking about Cameron.

I'm talking about every woman
you've ever given a damn about.

Cameron is so not perfect.

Well, nobody's perfect.

Mother Teresa?

Dead.

Angelina Jolie?

No medical degree.

Now who's being picky?

You're gonna wind up alone,
House.

(Foreman)
You were right.

There's a significant bleed
in her temporal lobe.

(Chase)
But no poisons.

Did tox screens on her blood,
urine, and hair. Nothing.

Did them twice.

He's a little dehydrated.

Put him on a saline drip
and give him some orange juice.

(House)
I need an operating room,

and a neurosurgeon.

Oh, well, given
the current crisis,

I'm tempted to say no,

but since you've been
so sweet to me today--

Our little mermaid is bleeding
into her temporal lobe.

How fast can you
have her prepped?

20 minutes.

We'll have a surgeon
and the room in ten.

[whirring motor]

(Foreman)
Mr. and Mrs. Carroll?

Are you Dr. House?

Uh, this is Dr. Foreman.

Is Mary all right?

The operation went well.

The intracranial pressure's
been relieved

and the swelling's
already going down.

Thank God.
[sighs]

Well, what happened?

I mean, did she bang her head
at a meet, or did she--

No, nothing like that.

Then why is she bleeding?
Is she gonna be all right?

We're sorry,
we still don't know.

(Chase)
No toxins, no tumor,
no bone cancer.

(Foreman)
Renal failure could cause

the rash, fever,
and muscle pain.

Maybe it's some sort of
genetic kidney disorder.

No family history.

And no blood in her urine,
or uremia.

Not yet.

You wanna do a differential

based on symptoms
that might happen?

You got a better idea?

Stop it.

Stop looking for things
we don't know

and focus on
what we do know.

What do we actually know,

besides what's up there?

Come on.
[bangs cane]

How hard can it be to tell me
what you already know?

She's 12.

(Foreman)
She spends a lot of time
in pools.

Exposure to chemicals.

(Chase)
She travels a lot.

But never out of the country.

(House)
Well, what else?

Come on!

We're missing something.

What?

If I knew that,
it wouldn't be missing.

(Chase)
Maybe she's adopted

and we've got
the wrong history.

No, she's got her mom's eyes
and a red patch of hair

just like Dad.

(Foreman)
What about an allergic
reaction?

It could explain
the rash and muscle pain,

but probably not
the bleeding or seizures.

That's a lot of balloons.

You think she's allergic
to polyester?

Not unless she's been
competing in the nude

all these years.

Then...what are you thinking?

What do the balloons mean?

What if the rash...

isn't a rash?

What are you talking about?

Who gave her the balloons?

Some of the girls
from her team.

They've been visiting her
pretty regularly,

but none of them are sick.

What about the guys?

None of them are sick either.

Which guys visited her?

[sighs]

Actually, none.

She's cute, she's nice,

she's a kick-ass diver.

You would think that guys
would be falling over themselves

to get close to her.

She's 12.

The youngest guy
on the team is 16.

Okay, so maybe they're
just not interested.

Or...

They're avoiding her.

Were there any cell fragments

in her blood smear?

(Chase)
No.

Red blood cells were intact.

Check 'em again.

House was right.

The blood looks like it's been
put through a blender now.

You done yet?

(Foreman)
You were right.

Rash wasn't a rash.

She's bleeding into her skin.

It's purpura.

Thrombotic
thrombocytopenic purpura?

Starts with T.

You were so close.

(Foreman)
What could have set it off?

She had no traces
of e coli in her cultures.

She's obviously
not menopausal, so no estrogen.

There is one other
possible cause.

Oh, God.

[sighs]

Pregnancy causes all kinds of
chemical and biological changes

in a woman's body.

Or a girl's body,
as the case may be.

In extremely rare cases,

everything goes haywire.

It's called TTP.

Your blood starts
clotting like crazy,

clogs the vessels

in your brain and kidneys.

Your red blood cells

end up getting shredded

as they squeeze past the clot

like a fat guy
in a crowded bar.

I'm sure you know
what that's like.

I mean, you're only 12,
but you're all grown up, right?

Travel on your own,

hang out in hotel rooms,

getting room service
with your teammates.

Maybe someone sneaks in
a couple of beers,

start playing Spin The Bottle.

Next thing you know,

you're waking up
with nothing on

but your socks.

It wasn't like that.

Of course not.

You wanted it.

Yeah. I did.

He turned out to be
a jerk, but--

Actually, under New Jersey law,
the term is felon.

I knew what I was doing.

We're gonna have to do something
called plasmapheresis.

Cleans the antibodies
from your blood.

Or else we're gonna have
to terminate the pregnancy.

You gonna tell my parents?

Someone should.

Rock, paper, scissors.

They don't need to know.

I'll be all right.

Of course, you will.

I mean, if you're old enough

to bleed out of your vagina,

then obviously,
you're mature enough

to handle a simple thing
like an abortion

without Mommy
and Daddy's help.

You're gonna tell my parents?

Under New Jersey law,

you're the boss.

Your daughter has TTP.

Don't worry, it's curable.
She'll be fine.

(Mrs. Carroll)
Well, wait, I mean,

what does TTP stand for?

Some really big words

that you've never heard before,

and when we're done,
will never heard again.

Have a nice day.

Well, when can we
take her home?

Uh...in a few days.

She needs some minor surgery

to remove the underlying cause

before we can do the...

another really big word.

What's the underlying cause?

She has an abnormal growth
in her abdomen.

What kind of surgery?

It's very simple.

We do it here all the time.

Could you be
a little more specific?

Actually, no.

I'm sorry.

You're doing good.

[sighs]

Feeling okay?

Yeah.
You should be.

Your platelet count's up.

How's your neck?

Looks good.

Anything else we can get you?

No, thanks.

Okay.

Yeah.

Can I see my mom and dad?

Plasmapheresis is working.

She's gonna be fine.

I know.

I can't even tell you

how much I appreciate
the opportunity

to meet with you.

The moment I heard you had
another fellowship opening, I--

There is no opening.

House.

You have to hire someone.

I know.

The position's been filled.

Why am I interviewing

for a position
that's already been filled?

Exactly.

I called to confirm
the interview this morning.

You figure if you keep arguing,

I'm gonna cave,

admit it's all a lie,
and hire you?

Do you need
your parking validated?

[knock on door]

[banging cane]

I don't wanna interview
anyone else.

You're interviewing?

I thought you'd just
have them send a headshot

along with their CV.

Ha!

That's good.

And why I need you around.

To keep me in my place.

I can't come back.
I told you that.

I wasn't listening.

Right.

You want me
to listen to you more?

I can do that.

Right.

I already accepted a position
somewhere else.

With who?

Yeuell. At Jefferson.

Un-accept it.

Why?

Because Yeuell is boring.

He's pedantic and preachy.

Because he's short.

[scoffs]

Because I want you
to come back.

Not...good enough.

Want more money?

A car allowance?

Better parking space?

Dinner.

And not just a meal
between two colleagues.

A date.

You'll come back to work...

if I go out on a date with you?

Yes.

Okay.

It's a deal.

See you tomorrow morning.

Don't be late.

I won't.

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