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CHRIS:
Growing up in Bed-Stuy,
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one holiday I lookedforward to was Easter.
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That's two boxes of dye
and a dozen eggs.
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That it?
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Almost.
You were dressed up,
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girls were dressed up,
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and it was a good dayto pretend you were on a date.
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Since Tasha and Iwent to the same church,
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she was the perfect choice.
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So...
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you gonna be in that
Easter pageant next week?
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Yeah.
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Got an escort?
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CHRIS:
Please say no.
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Yeah, Robert.
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Hey.
CHRIS: Get lost.
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What's up?
ROBERT: Did you remember
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to get the Epsom salt
for your grandmother?
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Got it.
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� All I think about... �
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CHRIS:
I wasn't proud of it,
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but I prayed something bad
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would happen to him.
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( rumbling )
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Oh, my God!
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Robert, how will I ever
get over this?!
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( sobbing )
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Oh, I'll help you.
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Yeah, I'll help you.
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CHRIS:
I never got that meteor,
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but something almost as goodhappened.
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Why say that?
That's not what I said.
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I heard what you said.
Do you have to be so stupid?
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You're stupid!
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No, you're stupid.
I hate you. It's quits!
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I hate you.
CHRIS: I love this.
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� When I think of you... �
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You okay?
It's nothing.
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Just forget it.
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CHRIS:
Time to bust a move, Dumb MC.
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Chris, are you going to the
Easter pageant with anybody?
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CHRIS:
Yeah, Lisa Bonet.
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No. Why?
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Would you escort me?
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Yeah.
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Great.
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It's a date.
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CHRIS: Tasha was on the rebound,so I made like Dikembe Mutombo.
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( mouths ):
Thank you.
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( funky hip-hop theme playing )
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� Oh, make it funky now �
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CHRIS: The biggest deal
at our house on Easter
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was my mother's church hat,because a church hat on Easter
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was like a gown at the Oscars.
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WOMAN:
Hey, girl!
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Here she comes.
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Rochelle? Rochelle?
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Hi, Shaun.
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Oh, that hat is fabulous!
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Thank you.
Who is it?
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It's a Sean Gianni Vermani.
Ha.
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Love you, girl.
You look fabulous!
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Come on, Julius.
Oh, yes.
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ROCHELLE:
Julius, come back here.
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I need you to help me
pick out my Easter hat.
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I'd rather pick cotton.
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CHRIS:
It would be less backbreaking.
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Rochelle, we've been doing
this for months.
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JULIUS:
Just pick one.
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Oh, Julius, you just don't
pick out a hat.
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A hat picks you.
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Okay, now tell me,
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which one of these
will look better on me?
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I don't know.
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Where's your dress?
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I put it on layaway.
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It's not out yet.
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Ooh, which reminds me,
I need $10.
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CHRIS: My mother didn't
put the dress on layaway
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because it was expensive.
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She just started planningfor Easter
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at Thanksgiving.
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Mom, why is this cranberry sauce
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shaped like a rabbit?
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Because I was testing out
my new Easter molds.
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Who wants gravy?
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CHRIS:
Nobody!
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( groans )
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CHRIS: While my mother was judging hats,
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Greg was judging me.
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Don't you think
it's kinda weird
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to have a date on Easter?
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Less weird than
not having a date ever.
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Besides, it's not a date.
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It's an opportunity.
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I guess you're right.
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Maybe I should go back
to church.
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You know, score some babes.
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CHRIS:
When Greg went back to church,
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the only one who hit on himwas the priest.
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It's just that Robert's
out of the picture.
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If I'm ever gonna have
a shot with Tasha, this is it.
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I hear you.
Kick a man when he's down,
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that's what I always say.
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CHRIS:
That was the only time
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he ever said that.
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Whose side are you on?
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Yours. The guy's an idiot.
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I haven't even been
on one date,
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and I know you don't break up
with a girl before a holiday.
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A girl by herself on a holiday
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is like an ice-cream cone
in hell.
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It ain't gonna
be there very long.
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I know I always say this,
but this time,
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dude, you truly are in there.
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Wait.
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Do you even know
what an escort does?
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CHRIS: I do,but this is a family show.
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Meanwhile, my motherwas wearing out shoes
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looking for a hat.
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Rochelle,
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this is the sixth hat shop
we've been to today.
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Yeah, but they say
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this is the best hat shop
in Brooklyn.
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Why didn't we come here
first?
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Well, how would I know
if it's the best hat shop
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if I didn't visit
all the lousy ones first?
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CHRIS: That's how Vanessalooked for a husband.
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Oh, yeah, girl, this is nice.
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Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
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( sighs )
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Oh, can I help you?
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Yes. I'm looking for
a church hat for Easter.
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Not just a church hat.
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She needs the churchiest hat
you've got.
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Uh-oh,
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sounds like somebody's getting
into a hat competition.
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Oh, no, she's not gettin'
into the competition.
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She is the competition.
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Rochelle is
the three-time winner
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of the Double Rock
on Zion's Holy Gospel
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Temple of Bethesda
Christian Worship
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Baptist Church
Easter Hat Show.
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Uh-huh. She's about
to make it number four.
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Hello.
( chuckles )
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You are Rochelle.
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I heard about you.
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I'm Hattie.
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Hi, Hattie.
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Well, this is my friend,
Vanessa.
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Well,
how did you hear about me?
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Well, I just joined your church,
and I have been told
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that nobody can beat you.
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Ha-ha. You know that's right.
You work here?
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No, I own the shop.
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Thus the name.
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Oh. Well, it's very nice.
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You have some
really lovely hats.
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Um, do you have this one
in a medium?
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Oh, if I did,
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I wouldn't sell it to you.
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What?
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HATTIE:
You see,
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I plan on winning
the hat competition
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this year.
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And as much as I would love
your business,
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I'd be a fool
to sell you a hat.
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CHRIS:
She told her.
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( tense theme playing )
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Well, uh, Miss Hattie,
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thus the name,
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I don't know who you think
you are, and I don't know--
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No, I'll tell you
who I am.
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I am the five-time winner
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of the Fort Greene
Greater Faith Holy Baptist
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Temple of Divinity
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COGIC
Easter Spectacular,
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and I have graced
the cover six times
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of Hat Weekly,
waiting on the seventh.
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Isn't that right, Levin?
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( chuckles )
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Well, Miss Hattie...
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here's a--
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A dime.
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Oh, what's that for?
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ROCHELLE:
For you to call somebody
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who really cares.
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Yeah, because I'm going to...
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win that competition.
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We'll see about that.
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Oh, yes, we will.
Come on, Nessa.
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CHRIS:
While my mother was steaming,
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at home,things were boiling over.
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Chris, how long
does it take to boil eggs?
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I think they're done.
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I told you.
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What are y'all doing anyway?
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I mean, I thought you already
dyed eggs for Easter.
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We did. These eggs
are for the church egg hunt.
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Me and Drew are bringing extra,
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so I can have a head start
on winning.
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That's cheating.
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Not if I don't get caught.
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CHRIS:
Now Tonya uses the same logic
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when she does her taxes.
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All right, but you better not
let Mama catch you either.
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I didn't think about that.
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Don't worry. I'll hide 'em
in the refrigerator.
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CHRIS: Who'd think of
looking for eggs there?
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While Tonya and Drewwere getting ready
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to become career criminals,
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I was getting readyfor my date with Tasha.
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Uh, Chris, if you look
on that shelf over there,
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there's an ointment
that'll help you with that.
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Thanks, Doc,
but I don't need any ointment.
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So why you walking
like there's something
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swollen, itching or burning?
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Oh,
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'cause Tasha asked me
to escort her in the pageant.
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So I'm practicing my walk.
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CHRIS:
Walk like that in Bed-Stuy,
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you better run.
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Why?
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She seen you walk before?
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Yeah, I know.
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It's just that she just
broke up with Robert.
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So if I impress her now,
she'll forget all about him.
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And you will stroll right in
and be her new man.
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Exactly.
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You think
that's gonna work?
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Why wouldn't it?
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Because she's on the rebound.
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Rebound?
Yeah.
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When you break up with somebody,
the next person you end up with,
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they got you on the rebound.
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A person on the rebound
will be with anybody
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just to forget the person
they just left.
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CHRIS: So who do you
have to break up with
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to end up with Bobby Brown?
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Well, if I got anything
to do with it,
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she gonna forget
all about him.
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CHRIS: Maybe if he hit her
in the head with a brick.
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Well, you got a whole day.
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You got plenty of time.
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Hey, Doc.
Hey.
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Hey, Chris.
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Hey, Tasha, what's up?
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My grandmother just told me
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we're not going
to our church this Sunday.
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She wants me to do the pageant
at her old church in Queens.
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Queens?
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Sorry.
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CHRIS: The Lord givethand the Lord taketh away.
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Now let's go to commercialbefore I start cursing.
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CHRIS: Even though Tasha was
going to another church on Easter,
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I wasn't gonna let thatstop me from going with her.
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Hey, Tasha, wait up.
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00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,739
What?
260
00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:01,907
What time is the Easter pageant
261
00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,275
at your grandmother's
old church.
262
00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,943
After the early service at 4:00.
263
00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:05,911
Why?
264
00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:08,681
I'll be there.
265
00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:09,815
Really?
266
00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,351
Yeah, I'll be there.
267
00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,652
Thanks, Chris.
268
00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:16,789
I'll see you Sunday.
269
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( sighs )
270
00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,560
CHRIS: While I was
going all out for Tasha,
271
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,796
Drew and Tonyawere going all out to win.
272
00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:26,632
We need to figure out a way
to get these eggs to church.
273
00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,434
I got an idea.
274
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,438
Come over here.
275
00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:41,246
This is where I hide
all my stuff from Mama. Shh.
276
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,882
Don't tell her.
277
00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,021
CHRIS: I hope she doesn't
have a gun in there.
278
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,290
All right,
put the eggs in here.
279
00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,862
Be careful.
280
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,400
( sighs )
281
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,838
Now all I gotta do
is convince Daddy
282
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,606
to let me bring
my baby doll to church.
283
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,874
Cool.
284
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,843
While Drew and Tonyawere stacking the deck,
285
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,445
my mother was stackingher hat.
286
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,181
Girl, I have been
working on this hat all day.
287
00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:17,182
You want to see it?
Yes.
288
00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:19,218
Open, open, open!
289
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,454
( religious theme playing )
290
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,189
Oh...
( laughs )
291
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,557
That's what I'm talking about.
292
00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:26,592
That's a hat.
293
00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:30,629
I just have to do
one last thing.
294
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,631
Ooh! Ooh!
295
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,800
What's wrong?
296
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,002
Ooh, that's a bad hat, girl!
297
00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:39,204
Hattie's gonna wish she
never even messed with you!
298
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:42,508
CHRIS: And peacocks wished they'dstayed out of your way too.
299
00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,343
By the time Easter came,
300
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,011
my family was working onmore schemes
301
00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,614
than a pop star in rehab.
302
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:49,782
Rochelle,
I got some bad news.
303
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,050
What?
304
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:53,052
I have to work today.
I can go to the service,
305
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,620
but then I have to leave.
No, he don't.
306
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,955
What are you talking about?
Nobody works on Easter.
307
00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:58,090
CHRIS:
He doesn't either.
308
00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,992
What can I tell you?
I just got the call.
309
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,293
I didn't hear the phone.
310
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,195
Never rang.
Maybe you were in the bathroom.
311
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,363
I wasn't in the bathroom.
312
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,898
I ain't hear it either.
Hear the phone?
313
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,266
I didn't hear the phone. You?
314
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,168
I didn't hear it.
I answered it on the first ring.
315
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,003
CHRIS: No, he didn't.
One of the guys got sick.
316
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,138
They're offering
quadruple double overtime.
317
00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,808
DREW: Quadruple double overtime?
I never heard of that. You?
318
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,276
Never heard of that.
You heard of that?
319
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,712
No, I ain't heard of that.
Well, I can't pass it up.
320
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:20,846
It sounds like a lot of money.
321
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,281
It is.
CHRIS: No, it's not.
322
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,982
Who's gonna escort me in
the Easter Hat Show?
323
00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:25,417
Drew can.
Why I gotta go?
324
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,518
How come you can't go?
325
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,454
I gotta help Tonya.
I can help her.
326
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:29,521
CHRIS:
Not if I can help it.
327
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,923
I don't want you to
mess your suit up.
328
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,092
ROCHELLE: Chris is right.
Drew can escort me.
329
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,927
But, Chris, I want you and Tonya
in your seats
330
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,262
clapping for me at 4:00.
Four o'clock?
331
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,098
Yeah, that's what time
the fashion show starts.
332
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,799
Why, you got
something better to do?
333
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,001
CHRIS: Yeah.
No.
334
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,702
Okay.
CHRIS: I didn't know
335
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,337
how I was gonnabe in two places at once,
336
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:49,208
but I wasn't gonna riskblowing it with Tasha.
337
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,910
By the time we got to church,the hat show hadn't started,
338
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,379
but the competitionwas already on.
339
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,514
( whispering ):
Praise the Lord. Hi, girl.
340
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,548
I saved you all
some seats.
341
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,250
Okay. Go in.
342
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,752
Praise the Lord,
Brother Brown.
343
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:02,321
How you been?
All right.
344
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,659
Girl, I have not seen you
in a month of Sundays.
345
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,694
How you been?
346
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,529
CHRIS:
Sinning.
347
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,731
( 2001: A Space Odyssey
theme playing )
348
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,272
( softly ):
Hi.
349
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,248
Sister Rochelle.
350
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,850
Sister Hattie.
351
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,752
Imagine what they would'vecalled each other
352
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,754
if they weren't in church.
353
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,090
Happy Easter, everybody.
354
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,658
ALL:
Happy Easter.
355
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,028
Can the church say Amen?
356
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,930
ALL:
Amen.
357
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,832
Let me get a hallelujah.
ALL: Hallelujah!
358
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,534
Praise the Lord!
ALL: Praise the Lord!
359
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,069
All right.
360
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,071
Hey, baby,
I have to go to work,
361
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,939
so I'll see y'all after.
Okay, baby.
362
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,008
Since I'm making more money,
you don't have to cook,
363
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,577
so buy a plate for everybody.
CHRIS: Nice touch.
364
00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,912
Hey, Mom, me and Tonya
are gonna go
365
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,347
get a head start
on the egg hunt.
366
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,582
Okay, I want you back
by 4 though.
367
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:04,917
We will.
368
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,722
So I guess
it's just me and you, Drew.
369
00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:11,523
Yeah, I guess so.
370
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,460
Where you going?
371
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,029
I'm gonna meet Tasha in Queens.
372
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,798
I'm gonna tell on you.
373
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,300
What about all those eggs
you snuck in?
374
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,936
You don't tell on me,
I won't tell on you.
375
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:27,006
Fine.
376
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,941
CHRIS:
When a good plan falls apart,
377
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,809
you usually have no ideait did...
378
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,877
until it's too late.
379
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:35,214
Oh! What happened?
380
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,249
I was doing Prince splits
and I hurt my ankle.
381
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,917
Oh, no. What are we gonna do?
382
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,686
VANESSA: We should take
him to the hospital.
383
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,721
No, I'm talking
about the hat show.
384
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,323
Who's gonna escort me?
385
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,091
Well, if you want to quit, quit,
386
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,626
but don't bring the children
in it.
387
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,328
What?
388
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,997
Don't act shocked.
I've seen it all before.
389
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,066
I am not pulling out
of this competition.
390
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:57,102
So I suggest that you work on
your second-place smile,
391
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,171
'cause I'm taking this
grand prize home.
392
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,172
( chuckles )
393
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,640
Where's Julius?
394
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:02,675
He left for work.
395
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,309
Ooh, you know what?
Go get Chris.
396
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:09,048
CHRIS: She was going to get me,but I was getting Tasha.
397
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,315
Hey.
398
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,617
Chris, you made it.
399
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,986
Told you I would.
400
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:20,759
CHRIS: By the time I got to Tasha,not only did I look good,
401
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,828
I was making Robertlook really bad.
402
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,129
You know, my grandmother said
403
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,864
you were just another
no-account Negro
404
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,899
who never kept his promises
405
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,500
or took care
of his responsibilities,
406
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,436
and would eventually end up
leaving me in the cold
407
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,670
with a runny-nosed baby.
408
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,373
CHRIS:
Then we'd be on Jerry Springer.
409
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,275
Nah. I wouldn't do that.
410
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,810
She's probably thinking
about Robert.
411
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:40,346
Yeah, but I don't wanna talk
about him.
412
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,980
CHRIS:
Good.
413
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,816
Well, we'd better get going.
414
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,085
Looks like the pageant's going
to start in a little while.
415
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,889
( indistinct chatter )
416
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,759
Tonya? Ooh, where did you
get all those eggs?
417
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,294
Did you hijack a chicken?
418
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,296
I've just been
looking really hard.
419
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,398
Well, where's Chris?
420
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,766
CHRIS:
Think fast, woman.
421
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,768
Uh, he's looking for eggs.
422
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:03,802
Well, we need to find him.
423
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:04,970
Drew sprained his ankle,
424
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,339
so he needs to escort
your mother to the hat show.
425
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,241
Come on, girl.
426
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,011
Come on, girl!
427
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,113
CHRIS: Meanwhile,
the only thing my dad was working
428
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,214
was the remote control.
429
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,615
MAN ( on TV ):
Strike!
430
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,117
Strike?
What are you talking about?
431
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,719
That was low and inside!
432
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,720
Come on.
433
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,356
JULIUS:
You got him.
434
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,758
Come on. You got him.
435
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:26,759
Oh!
436
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,695
Oh! Oh! Oh-ho-ho!
437
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,597
Oh, man! Ah.
438
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,400
CHRIS: Across town,Tasha had lost a boyfriend
439
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,567
and won a pageant,
440
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,003
and I was thereto collect the prize.
441
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,608
VANESSA: What makes you
think he's going to be here?
442
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,044
Well, he wasn't at Doc's or the
playground or the barbershop.
443
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,478
TONYA:
Maybe he's here.
444
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,846
What are y'all doing here?
445
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,915
We're looking for Chris.
What are you doing here?
446
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,750
Where's Chris?
VANESSA: Well, we don't know.
447
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,519
That's why we're
trying to find him.
448
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,653
Drew sprained his ankle.
449
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,789
There's nobody to be
Rochelle's escort.
450
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:57,790
I thought you had to work.
451
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,558
I did. I-I just came here
452
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,026
to get changed.
453
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:03,095
Um, I was just catching
a little bit of the game
454
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,396
before I went in.
455
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:05,731
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
456
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:06,732
Looks like you caught
457
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,434
more than just
a little bit of the game.
458
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,768
TONYA:
Well, somebody needs to go
459
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,837
back to church and escort Mama
through the hat show,
460
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,539
or we're all gonna
get in trouble.
461
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,773
Okay, okay.
462
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,975
We'll just keep this between us.
463
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,278
CHRIS: You, them and
a five dollar bill.
464
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,713
( organ music playing )
465
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:23,916
Well, now,
this year our fashion show
466
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:26,585
has been nothing less
than spectacular.
467
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,586
You got that right!
468
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,754
I believe it's the best hat-off
469
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:29,822
we've had in years.
470
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,490
ALL: Oh, yeah.
Does the church agree?
471
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,126
( shouts of agreement )
PREACHER: Amen! Amen!
472
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,795
PREACHER: Well, I see the
judges have made their decision.
473
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,597
For the past three years,
474
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,733
Sister Rochelle has swept
the competition.
475
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,501
Hallelujah!
476
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,635
PREACHER:
But this Easter,
477
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,738
our newest member,
Sister Hattie,
478
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:49,274
brings a wealth of hat
expertise and her awards too.
479
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,210
Damn. Oops. I'm sorry.
480
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,378
( shocked murmuring )
481
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,446
( dramatic organ music playing )
482
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,115
PREACHER:
But this year's winner
483
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,485
and still champ
is Sister Rochelle.
484
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,186
( congregation cheering )
485
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,692
ALL: � Her Easter hat Won the hat show �
486
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:10,562
� Rochelle's new hat
Four years in a row �
487
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,332
� She can't believe
That she beat Hattie �
488
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:17,736
� This Easter hat is the hat
That made history �
489
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,338
� Oh, oh, oh, oh �
490
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,673
� Oh �
491
00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:22,341
Where's Chris?
492
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,410
ROCHELLE: Where's Chris?
Here I am.
493
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,011
( all cheering )
494
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,113
� History �
495
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,382
� Yeah, yeah, yeah �
496
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,483
CHRIS:
By the end of the day,
497
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,651
I thought it would be different
498
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,886
between me and Tasha.
499
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:37,022
Hey Chris, thanks for coming
to my pageant with me.
500
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,023
I had a good time.
501
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,025
Me too.
502
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,994
So I was thinking,
503
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:45,197
you want to do something
together sometime?
504
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,699
Robert?
505
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,167
Where's a meteorwhen you need one?
506
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,234
I'm sorry.
507
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,269
You should be.
508
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,303
Why don't you go somewhere?
509
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,671
She don't wanna talk to you.
510
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,406
It's okay, Chris.
CHRIS: No, it's not.
511
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,407
I wanna hear this.
512
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,508
CHRIS:
No, you don't.
513
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,743
I didn't mean to call you
stupid.
514
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,511
Yes, he did.
And I'm sorry.
515
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,546
CHRIS:
No, he's not.
516
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,947
For real?
517
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,082
Yes.
518
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,817
CHRIS:
No!
519
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,152
Don't do it again.
520
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,287
CHRIS:
Ain't this about a...
521
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,655
I heard you won
the Easter pageant.
522
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,090
Yeah, no thanks to you.
523
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:14,059
Unfortunately for me,that was a great Easter,
524
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,061
except the wrong personcame back after three days.
525
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:19,264
( sighs ):
That feels good. Mm.
526
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,100
You'll be okay, baby.
527
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,768
I'm proud of you.
528
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,769
I'll go get dinner.
529
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,438
Thank you, baby.
530
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,374
You okay?
531
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,375
( phone ringing )
532
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,577
Uh, I'll get it.
533
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:32,745
( groans )
534
00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:34,279
ROCHELLE:
Hello?
535
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,514
What's wrong with you?
536
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:39,518
I ate all the candy
I won at the Easter egg hunt.
537
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,854
May I be excused, please?
538
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:43,689
Go upstairs.
I'll check on you later.
539
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,391
Thank you.
540
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,192
Okay.
541
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,527
DREW:
Hey, Dad.
542
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,896
When you get done, can I have
some more frozen peas?
543
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,898
Frozen peas?
544
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,867
What are you doing
Prince splits for anyway?
545
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:57,436
Between bandages,
frozen vegetables-- Mm-hm.
546
00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,973
and cleaning your suit,
that's $14.86 worth of split.
547
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,108
I'll bring your peas
in a minute.
548
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,543
ROCHELLE:
Okay.
549
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,046
Happy Easter.
550
00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:09,648
Come on in, baby, sit down.
551
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,251
Who was that?
ROCHELLE: Your job.
552
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,252
It was?
553
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,353
Mm-hm.
554
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,555
They want you to come in
and work tonight.
555
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,556
They do?
556
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,791
Yeah.
557
00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:20,325
You know, it's funny
because I told them
558
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,727
that you just came from work
559
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,462
to escort me
in the Easter hat show.
560
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:26,331
But they said you hadn't
been to work all day.
561
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,902
Quadruple double overtime,
huh?
562
00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:30,903
Hey. What's going on?
563
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,338
Hey, Chris.
Hey, how you doing?
564
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,772
Oh, you must be hungry.
565
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,442
Look, um, there's extra
'cause Tonya's sick.
566
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,876
Come on, Drew.
567
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:38,944
I can't walk.
568
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,612
Oh, we'll bring you some later.
569
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,414
( knock at door )
I'll get it.
570
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,216
JULIUS:
You sure?
571
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,851
Yes, I'm sure.
572
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,387
You've worked enough today.
573
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,024
Oh, hi, Tasha.
574
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,759
Hi. Is Chris here?
575
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,695
He is, but we're
having dinner at the moment.
576
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,698
Oh, I'm sorry. I just wanted to
drop these pictures off for him.
577
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,768
And thanks for letting
Chris come to Queens
578
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,670
and escort me
in the Easter pageant.
579
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:07,973
You are so welcome.
580
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:08,974
( chuckles )
581
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,676
And thank you.
582
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:11,677
Happy Easter.
583
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,879
You too.
Okay.
584
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,985
Chris!
585
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:24,957
� Everybody hates Chris �
586
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,730
( organ theme playing )
587
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,365
� That Easter hat �
588
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,334
� Won the hat show �
589
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,535
� Rochelle's new hat �
590
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,004
� Four years in a row �
591
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,439
� She can't believe �
592
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,740
� That she beat Hattie �
593
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,975
� This Easter hat �
594
00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:43,976
� Is the hat �
595
00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:46,845
� That made history �
596
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,348
� History �
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