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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:23,523 [ Engine Approaching ] 2 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:29,562 [ Engine Roaring ] 3 00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:32,365 WAYNE, BE CAREFUL! SLOW DOWN. 4 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:41,741 [ Revs ] 5 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:53,553 HOW DO YOU LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT ENGINE? I HATE IT. 6 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:56,556 WHY, BETTY JEAN, THAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NOISE I EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. 7 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:59,059 I NEVER WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN. [ Engine Stops ] 8 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,061 NOW, BETTY JEAN, YOU KNOW I'VE WORKED ON THIS CAR. 9 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:04,064 I'VE BUILT IT FROM THE GROUND UP, PIECE BY PIECE, WITH MY OWN HANDS. 10 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,567 WAYNE FRAKE, I BELIEVE YOU LOVE THAT CAR FIVE TIMES AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME! 11 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,986 NOW, HONEY, YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. 12 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:12,989 IT'S JUST THAT, WELL, THIS YEAR ALL THAT HARD WORK'S GONNA PAY OFF. 13 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,108 I'M GONNA WIN THAT RACE. FORGET THE RACE. 14 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:18,244 BETTY JEAN, THIS IS THE GOLD CUP-- THE OFFICIAL GOLD CUP. 15 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:21,081 WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT AN OFFICIAL WAY TO GET KILLED? 16 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,583 NOW YOU'RE BEING DRAMATIC. I'M BEIN' PRACTICAL! 17 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:26,086 WE'RE GONNA BE MARRIED. OKAY. WHERE'S THE PRACTICAL COME IN? 18 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,589 THE HONEYMOON IS NO FUN IF THE BRIDEGROOM'S DEAD. THAT'S WHERE IT COMES IN. 19 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,925 BETTY JE-- OH, GO ON. GET YOUR OLD CUP! 20 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,260 IT'S NOT THE CUP. IT'S RED HOERTER. 21 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,262 YOU SAW WHAT HE DID TO ME LAST YEAR. I CERTAINLY DID. 22 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:39,766 I HAD HIM BEAT TILL THE LAST LAP. HE SLIPPED THAT WHEEL UNDER ME AND BUMPED ME OFF THE TRACK. 23 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,268 AND HE'LL DO IT TO YOU AGAIN THIS YEAR. OH, NO, HE WON'T. 24 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,104 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA BE THERE TO WATCH IT HAPPEN. 25 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,556 YOU'LL BE SORRY WHEN I COME BACK WITH THAT CUP. 26 00:01:56,065 --> 00:01:58,785 PLEASE, COME BACK ALIVE. 27 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:37,690 [ Chorus ] ?? OUR STATE FAIR IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ?? 28 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:40,577 ?? DON'T MISS IT DON'T EVEN BE LATE ?? 29 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:45,081 ?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS THAT OUR STATE FAIR ?? 30 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:49,085 ?? IS THE BEST STATE FAIR IN OUR STATE ?? 31 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:53,089 ?? OUR STATE FAIR IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ?? 32 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:56,593 ?? DON'T MISS IT DON'T EVEN BE LATE BUM, BUM, BUM ?? 33 00:02:57,093 --> 00:03:00,597 ?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS THAT OUR STATE FAIR ?? 34 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:04,100 ?? IS THE BEST STATE FAI R IN OUR STATE ?? 35 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:10,106 ?? OUR STATE FAIR IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ?? 36 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:14,110 ?? DON'T MISS IT DON'T EVEN BE LATE ?? 37 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:17,614 ?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS THAT OUR STATE FAIR ?? 38 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:21,117 ?? IS THE BEST STATE FAIR IN OUR STATE ?? 39 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,624 ?? OUR STATE FAIR IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ?? 40 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:31,127 ?? DON'T MISS IT DON'T EVEN BE LATE ?? 41 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:35,131 ?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS THAT OUR STATE FAIR ?? 42 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:38,635 ?? IS THE BEST STATE FAIR IN OUR STATE ?? 43 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:44,641 [ Chorus ] ?? OUR STATE FAIR IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ?? 44 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:48,645 ?? DON'T MISS IT DON'T EVEN BE LATE ?? 45 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:52,148 ?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS THAT OUR STATE FAIR ?? 46 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:58,154 ?? IS THE BEST STATE FAIR IN OUR STATE ???? 47 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:04,160 [ Engine Roaring ] CUT THAT OUT, WAYNE! 48 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:11,200 TWENTY-TWO YEARS OF LOVE AND CARE, AND WHAT DO WE RAISE? 49 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,703 A PISTON FARMER. 50 00:04:14,704 --> 00:04:17,957 IF HE KEEPS THAT UP, HE'LL RUIN BLUEBOY'S DIGESTION. 51 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:22,345 IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY. 52 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,597 EAT YOUR BREAKFAST. 53 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:29,435 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, SIME? YES, SIR. 54 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:34,440 BLUEBOY HAS GOT THE ONE THING A CHAMPION HAS GOT TO HAVE. 55 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,559 I KNOW. PRIDE. NO, SIR. 56 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:39,062 WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT. WELL, I WAS WRONG. 57 00:04:39,562 --> 00:04:42,065 PRIDE AIN'T ENOUGH. ARROGANCE. 58 00:04:42,065 --> 00:04:46,569 HE'S GONNA GO TO THAT STATE FAIR AND STAND THERE LIKE GENGHIS KHAN... 59 00:04:46,569 --> 00:04:49,489 AND NOT ONLY THINK HE'S GENGHIS KHAN-- 60 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:51,791 HE'S GONNA KNOW HE'S GENGHIS KHAN. 61 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:56,379 HE'LL WIN THAT PRIZE SO EASY THERE'LL BE A SENATE INVESTIGATION. 62 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:59,382 WELL, THEY'RE INVESTIGATIN' EVERYTHING ELSE. 63 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:03,553 - WAYNE! - YEAH, DAD? 64 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:08,891 TELL YOUR MOTHER TO CALL THE VET AND GIVE HIM WHAT FOR. HE SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE BY NOW. 65 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,315 HEY, MOM. DAD WANTS YOU TO CALL DR.-- I KNOW. I HEARD HIM. 66 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,817 DOC CRAMER WILL BE HERE WHEN HE GETS HERE. 67 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,819 FIX A LABEL FOR THIS JAR, WILL YOU, HONEY? MMM. 68 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,822 UM, YOU WANT YOUR NAME MRS. MELISSA FRAKE OR MRS. ABEL FRAKE? 69 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,326 OH, MELISSA FRAKE, I THINK. ABEL'S ENTERED BLUEBOY, 70 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,329 AND THE JUDGES ARE LIABLE TO GET HIM MIXED UP WITH MY MINCEMEAT. 71 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,831 DAD SURE IS SET ON WINNING THAT RIBBON. RIBBON, MY EYE. 72 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,585 HE WON'T REALLY BE HAPPY UNTIL THAT HOG SHOWS UP INWHO'S WHO. 73 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,370 GOT ENOUGH STRAW IN THERE? 74 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:40,373 SIX INCHES OF IT, AND IT'S FRESH! 75 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,675 THAT OUGHT TO BE SOFT ENOUGH WITH THIS SPREAD. 76 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:45,094 PUT IT ON TOP. 77 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,599 ABEL, YOU SURE MIZ FRAKE WON'T MIND? IT'S GOT HER INITIAL ON IT. 78 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,851 SPREAD IT OVER THE STRAW. 79 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,187 ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE THE BOSS. BUT IF I WAS A WOMAN, 80 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:57,190 I WOULDN'T WANT NO HOG RIDING AROUND ON MY INITIAL. 81 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:04,030 BETTER GIVE THAT SISTER OF YOURS A NUDGE. 82 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:08,034 HEY, MARGE! 83 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,536 HEY, CANDY-EYES! 84 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:15,041 NO ANSWER, MOM. WHERE IS THAT GIRL? 85 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,048 MARGY! 86 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:25,051 MARGY! YES, MOTHER? 87 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:28,221 - ARE YOU FINISHED PACKING? - ALMOST. 88 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:31,591 ALMOST? WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU LATELY? 89 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:34,594 ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND MOPE. NOW, HURRY. 90 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:42,068 WHATHASGOT INTO ME ANYWAY? 91 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:46,105 ?? THE THINGS I USED TO LIKE ?? 92 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:48,941 ?? I DON'T LIKE ANYMORE ?? 93 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:51,444 ?? I WANT A LOT OF OTHER THINGS ?? 94 00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:53,780 ?? I'VE NEVER HAD BEFORE ?? 95 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:59,702 ?? IT'S JUST LIKE MOTHER SAYS ?? 96 00:06:59,702 --> 00:07:03,206 ?? I SIT AROUND AND MOPE ?? 97 00:07:04,707 --> 00:07:09,712 ?? PRETENDING I AM WONDERFUL ?? 98 00:07:10,713 --> 00:07:14,717 ?? AND KNOWING I'M A DOPE ?? 99 00:07:29,065 --> 00:07:32,568 ?? I'M AS RESTLESS AS A WILLOW ?? 100 00:07:32,568 --> 00:07:35,071 ?? IN A WINDSTORM ?? 101 00:07:35,571 --> 00:07:38,074 ?? I'M AS JUMPY AS A PUPPET ?? 102 00:07:38,574 --> 00:07:41,577 ?? ON A STRING ?? 103 00:07:41,577 --> 00:07:46,999 ?? I'D SAY THAT I HAD SPRING FEVER ?? 104 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:54,006 ?? BUT I KNOW IT ISN'T SPRING ?? 105 00:07:54,006 --> 00:08:00,012 ? ?? I AM STARRY-EYED AND VAGUELY DISCONTENTED ? 106 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:05,518 ?? LIKE A NIGHTINGALE WITHOUT A SONG TO SING ?? 107 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:11,524 ?? OH, WHY SHOULD I HAVE SPRING FEVER ?? 108 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:19,031 ?? WHEN IT ISN'T EVEN SPRING ?? 109 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:22,251 ?? I KEEP WISHING ?? 110 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:25,254 ?? I WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE ?? 111 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:30,760 ?? WALKING DOWN A STRANGE NEW STREET ?? 112 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,762 ?? HEARING WORDS ?? 113 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:36,265 ? ?? THAT I HAVE NEVER HEARD ? 114 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:39,769 ?? FROM A BOY I'VE YET ?? 115 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:44,774 ?? TO MEET ?? 116 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:48,277 ?? I'M AS BUSY AS A SPIDER ?? 117 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:51,280 ?? SPINNING DAYDREAMS ?? 118 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,784 ?? I'M AS GIDDY AS A BABY ?? 119 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:57,787 ?? ON A SWING ?? 120 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:01,290 ?? I HAVEN'T SEEN A CROCUS ?? 121 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:04,794 ?? OR A ROSEBUD ?? 122 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,796 ?? OR A ROBIN ?? 123 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:11,801 ?? ON THE WING ?? 124 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:16,305 ?? BUT I FEEL SO GAY ?? 125 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:20,309 ?? IN A MELANCHOLY WAY ?? 126 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:23,729 ?? THAT IT MIGHT AS WELL ?? 127 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:28,734 ?? BE SPRING ?? 128 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:33,239 ?? IT MIGHT AS ?? 129 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:37,243 ?? WELL BE ?? 130 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:41,247 ?? SPRING ???? 131 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,751 [ Vehicle Approaching ] 132 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,122 [ Honking ] 133 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:52,625 HEY, MARGY! HEY, MARGY! 134 00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:03,803 HEY, MARGY. I'VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS, HONEY. WHAT? 135 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:05,805 I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GO TO THE FAIR. 136 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:08,808 THERE'S THIS ALMOST-NEW CREAM SEPARATOR I GOT A LEAD ON, 137 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:11,811 AND I MIGHT GET IT ON A TRIAL OFFER FOR 89.50. 138 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,814 NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT? ALL I CAN THINK OF IS "HOORAY!" 139 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:17,066 HONEY, I'M DOING IT FOR US. 140 00:10:17,066 --> 00:10:18,868 BE PRACTICAL, MARGY. 141 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:22,371 TIMES LIKE THESE, A MAN'S GOTTA COUNT PENNIES. UH-HUH. 142 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:25,374 AND I'VE HEARD THIS YEAR THEY'VE RAISED PRICES ON EVERYTHING AT THE FAIR. 143 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,877 I KNOW. EVEN THE FERRIS WHEEL. THAT'S RIGHT. 144 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,379 WHY, THEY'RE ASKING 25 CENTS FOR A RIDE. 145 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:33,382 A MAN'S GOTTA BE CRAZY TO SQUANDER MONEY LIKE THAT. 146 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,668 HAVE A LITTLE FUN, AND-- [ Clicks Tongue ] IT'S GONE. 147 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,054 I GUESS THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH FUN. 148 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,056 [ Clicks Tongue ] IT'S GONE. RIGHT. 149 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:44,060 NOW, YOU TAKE THIS DARN SCOOTER. DID I BUY IT FOR FUN? 150 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:49,065 NO, MA'AM. I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME 40 MILES TO THE GALLON. 151 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:53,069 ONLY IT DOESN'T. 38.3-- NOT A SCRAP MORE. 152 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:56,322 HARRY, LET'S NOT START WALLOWING AROUND IN DECIMAL POINTS AGAIN. 153 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,108 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE FAIR, AND THAT'S THAT. 154 00:10:59,108 --> 00:11:02,111 RIGHT. WELL, I BETTER BE GOIN'. 155 00:11:02,611 --> 00:11:05,114 YOU HAVE YOURSELF A HIGH OLD TIME AT THE FAIR, YOU HEAR? 156 00:11:05,114 --> 00:11:07,616 COME ON BACK HOME WITH A BUNDLE OF KISSES FOR OLD HARRY. 157 00:11:10,119 --> 00:11:12,121 I'VE SAVED A SACKFUL ALREADY. 158 00:11:19,295 --> 00:11:22,298 [ Blueboy Grunting ] 159 00:11:25,801 --> 00:11:28,220 [ Panting ] 160 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:33,109 LIKE IT, BABY? NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU! 161 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:38,114 WHAT KEPT YOU, MARGE? YOUR FATHER WANTS TO LEAVE BY NOON. 162 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,617 I WAS JUST TALKING TO HARRY. 163 00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:45,621 DO YOU SUPPOSE SHE'S IN LOVE WITH THAT BREAD-HEAD? MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 164 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:48,624 MOM, YOU'RE A GIRL. OH, THANK YOU. 165 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,627 NOW, TELL ME HONESTLY. DO YOU FIND THAT HARRY EXCITING? 166 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:53,629 I CERTAINLY DO. 167 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:59,135 I THINK HARRY'S ABOUT AS EXCITING AS WATCHING GRASS GROW. 168 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,650 READY, MELISSA? RIGHT ON SCHEDULE! 169 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,663 WELL? 170 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:31,167 FLAT. IT'S THE VERY BEST I EVER MADE. 171 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:37,673 YOU LEFT SOMETHING OUT. I'M NOT GONNA LOAD MY MINCEMEAT WITH BRANDY. 172 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,676 IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE SOMETHING OUT, LEAVE OUT THE MINCEMEAT. 173 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,680 IT'S GOT NO BACKBONE. 174 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:48,184 HONESTLY, MELISSA! CAN'T YOU SLIP IN A LITTLE VERTEBRAE? 175 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,687 I'M NOT GOING TO ADVERTISE THE DRUNKEN PREFERENCES OF THIS FAMILY... 176 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,689 ALL OVER THE STATE OF TEXAS. 177 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,691 SUIT YOURSELF. HUMPH. 178 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:02,615 HEY. YOU'D BETTER START A FIRE UNDER THAT DAUGHTER OF YOURS IF WE EVER WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 179 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,118 "MY KIDS" WHEN THEY'RE LATE-- "YOUR KIDS" WHEN THEY'RE ON TIME. 180 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,213 I'LL THROW THESE ABOARD AND GET HOOKED UP. YEAH. 181 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,715 THROW THOSE ABOARD AND GET HOOKED UP. 182 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:21,550 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 183 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,001 [ Melissa ] COME ON, MARGE. [ Door Closes ] 184 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,347 [ Thuds ] 185 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,350 HURRY UP, MELISSA. 186 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,353 ???? [ Whistling ] 187 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:17,356 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 188 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,360 ???? [ Whistling Continues ] 189 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:41,580 ???? [ Whistling Continues ] 190 00:15:04,186 --> 00:15:06,188 COME ON, MARGE. 191 00:15:06,188 --> 00:15:07,990 LET'S GO, HONEY. 192 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,206 HOWDY, ABEL. HERE'S YOUR HOG PILLS. 193 00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:27,209 WELL, YOU SURE TOOK YOUR TIME GETTIN' HERE, DOC, 194 00:15:27,209 --> 00:15:29,712 CONSIDERING BLUEBOY'S YOUR PRIZE PATIENT. 195 00:15:29,712 --> 00:15:33,599 ABEL FRAKE, WHAT IS THAT HOG DOING ON MY SPECIAL BEDSPREAD? 196 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,802 SAY, THAT'S A SPECIAL HOG. 197 00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,604 I DON'T LIKE HOGS. 198 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,974 MAYBE HOGS DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER. BUT YOU DON'T HEAR BLUEBOY-- 199 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,276 [ Grunts ] AND, YES, YOU DO HEAR BLUEBOY. 200 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,696 MAYBE BLUEBOY ISN'T PARTICULAR, BUT I AM. 201 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:51,200 YOU'D BETTER TAKE THIS, MELISSA. ABEL'S GOT AN UNCANNY KNACK... 202 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,202 TO ALWAYS LOSIN' MY BILLS. 203 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,205 TWELVE DOLLARS? FOR THAT BIG SACK OF FAT? 204 00:15:56,205 --> 00:16:00,209 IT'S THOSE NEW MIRACLE DRUGS. TO CALM HIM DOWN IN CASE HE GETS SHOOK UP. 205 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,211 OH, SURE. 206 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,713 A HOG'S PSYCHOLOGY IS IMPORTANT, MELISSA. 207 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,716 NATURALLY. THE WHOLE FAMILY MAY END UP IN RAGS, 208 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,219 BUT WE CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE A TRAUMATIC PIG. 209 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,639 BLUEBOY'S GONNA MAKE YOU FAMOUS, DOC. 210 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,724 PERSONAL PHYSICIAN TO THE GRAND CHAMPION. 211 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:20,729 DON'T COUNT ON IT, ABEL. A LITTLE TROUBLE'S A GOOD THING TO BANK ON, YOU KNOW? 212 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:24,233 HONESTLY, DOC. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE A WET BLANKET? 213 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,236 EVEN IF BLUEBOY WINS, SOMETHING ELSE'LL PROBABLY HAPPEN. 214 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,071 WHAT, FOR INSTANCE? 215 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,992 HE MIGHT CATCH THE PNEUMONIA, HOG CHOLERA, 216 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,994 OR YOU MIGHT EVEN CATCH THE PNEUMONIA. 217 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,996 YOU LEFT OUT HURRICANES AND FLOODS. 218 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,449 - OR SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN TO WAYNE OR MARGY. - OH, FOR HEAVEN SAKES. 219 00:16:40,449 --> 00:16:43,952 COME ON, BEFORE DOC DECIDES TO PUT AN END TO THE WORLD RIGHT THIS MINUTE. 220 00:16:43,952 --> 00:16:46,955 BE WILLIN' TO BET ON IT. OKAY, DOC. 221 00:16:46,955 --> 00:16:50,959 FIVE DOLLARS SAYS WE GO TO THE FAIR, BLUEBOY WINS... 222 00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:55,464 AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO WAYNE OR MARGY OR ANY OF THE REST OF US. 223 00:16:55,464 --> 00:16:57,466 DEAL? YOU'VE GOT A DEAL, ABEL. 224 00:17:04,973 --> 00:17:08,277 MARK MY WORDS NOW. SOMETHING'LL GO WRONG. 225 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:19,905 ?? OUR STATE FAIR IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ?? 226 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:23,909 ?? DON'T MISS IT DON'T EVEN BE LATE ?? 227 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:27,413 ?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS THAT OUR STATE FAIR ?? 228 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,165 ?? IS THE BEST STATE FAIR IN OUR STATE ?? 229 00:17:30,165 --> 00:17:32,251 ???? [ Snorts Rhythmically ] 230 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,683 WAKE UP! WAKE UP, EVERYBODY! 231 00:17:47,683 --> 00:17:49,518 THERE'S DALLAS. 232 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:55,524 ?? OUR STATE FAIR IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ?? 233 00:17:55,524 --> 00:17:59,528 ?? DON'T MISS IT DON'T EVEN BE LATE ?? 234 00:17:59,528 --> 00:18:04,032 ?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS THAT-- ?? NO, NOT "DOLLARS." "DALLAS." 235 00:18:04,032 --> 00:18:06,535 [ Together ] DALLAS? YES, DALLAS. 236 00:18:07,035 --> 00:18:10,255 ?? IT'S DALLAS TO DOUGHNUTS THAT OUR STATE FAIR ?? 237 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:14,093 ?? IS THE BEST STATE FAIR STATE ???? 238 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,115 I THINK THIS IS THE SAME TRAILER WE HAD LAST YEAR. 239 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,901 I'M SURE IT IS. THE SHOWER STILL LEAKS. 240 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:44,039 [ Chuckles ] WAYNE, COME BACK HERE AND EAT YOUR BREAKFAST. 241 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,325 JUST A MINUTE, MOM. 242 00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:53,215 [ Abel ] I BETTER NOT TAKE TIME FOR BREAKFAST. BUT IT'S ALL READY. 243 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,584 I'LL GET SOME COFFEE DOWN AT THE SWINE PAVILION. 244 00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:58,587 HONESTLY. YOU'D RATHER BE WITH THAT HOG THAN EAT. 245 00:18:58,587 --> 00:19:02,591 HEY, HE'S GOT TO BE CURRIED. AND MANICURED AND MOLLYCODDLED. 246 00:19:03,091 --> 00:19:05,594 ALL RIGHT. YOU GO AHEAD. I'LL SEE YOU DOWN THERE. 247 00:19:06,094 --> 00:19:08,597 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOU'RE A VERY NICE WOMAN. 248 00:19:08,597 --> 00:19:11,600 I KNOW, I KNOW. AND NEXT TO BLUEBOY, YOU LOVE ME THE MOST. 249 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,602 HOW CAN YOU TELL? [ Chuckles ] GOOD-BYE NOW. 250 00:19:14,102 --> 00:19:16,905 COME ON, MARGY. LET'S GO, WAYNE. THESE EGGS ARE GETTING COLD. 251 00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:19,775 HAVE TO SKIP IT, MOM. GOT TO GET OVER TO THE TRACK. 252 00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:22,444 WAYNE! 253 00:19:29,952 --> 00:19:32,454 [ Revving ] 254 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,011 THIS IS ALL I WANT. IT ISNOTALL. 255 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,513 NOW, YOU COME BACK HERE AND EAT YOUR BREAKFAST. 256 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,516 PLEASE, MOM. I'M NOT HUNGRY. I WANT TO GET TO THE FAIR BEFORE IT GETS TOO CROWDED. 257 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,519 YOU CAN'T RUN AROUND ALL DAY ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. 258 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:50,522 PLEASE, MOM? ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD. 259 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,025 BUT BE CAREFUL NOW. I WILL! 260 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,027 AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT. 261 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:13,078 [ Man On P.A. ] HOWDY, FOLKS. 262 00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:17,382 THIS IS BIG TEX. 263 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:22,221 WE ALL ARE HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ALL WITH US. 264 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:27,726 IT'S THE GREATEST STATE FAIR IN THE WORLD. 265 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:33,732 ???? [ Calliope ] [ Barkers Chattering ] 266 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:49,248 [ People Shouting, Screaming ] 267 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,180 [ Screaming ] 268 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,227 ALL RIGHT NOW. HERE WE GO. FOR A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF SUNBURST SHAMPOO, 269 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,563 SEE IF YOU CAN COMPLETE THE NEXT LINE OF THIS SONG. 270 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,898 ?? HOME, HOME ON THE RANGE ?? 271 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,735 ?? WHERE THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE-- ?? [ Giggles ] 272 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:03,739 YES, WELL, WHAT DO THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE DO? 273 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,741 OH! THAT'S IT. NOW-- 274 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,026 ?? WHERE THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE-- ?? SING. 275 00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:10,946 ALMOST, BY GOLLY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, AND DO COME BACK AGAIN. 276 00:22:10,946 --> 00:22:13,448 BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME. WELL, LET US TRY A, UH-- 277 00:22:13,448 --> 00:22:16,201 WELL, LET'S TRY THAT OLD COWPOKE RIGHT DOWN HERE. THAT'S RIGHT. 278 00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:19,338 YOU IN THE YELLOW DRESS, YOUNG LADY. 279 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,790 RIGHT THIS WAY, MA'AM. 280 00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:26,044 WELL, WELL. WE HAVE SOMETHING MIGHTY PRETTY HERE. 281 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:29,047 IN A LITTLE CLOSER, FELLAS. DO YOU MIND IF WE TAKE A CLOSE-UP OF YOU, DEAR? 282 00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:32,050 IT'S PART OF MY PLAN TO BEAUTIFY THE LIVING ROOMS ALL OVER TEXAS. 283 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:34,052 [ Chuckles ] YES, SIR. I MEAN, THANK YOU, SIR. 284 00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:36,054 OH, CUT OUT THAT SIR BUSINESS. JUST CALL ME JERRY. 285 00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:38,023 JERRY. SURE. GOOD. 286 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,525 SAY, WHERE DO YOU COME FROM? BET YOU'RE HOMEGROWN. 287 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,527 BANNING. BANNING? 288 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,813 I GUESS NOT TOO MANY FOLKS HAVE HEARD OF IT. 289 00:22:44,813 --> 00:22:48,150 WHY, EVERYBODY KNOWS OF BANNING. IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO SOUTH BANNING, ISN'T IT? 290 00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:51,036 [ Chuckles ] UH, WELL, WE'RE A LITTLE SHORT OF TIME. 291 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:54,539 LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN FINISH THE SECOND LINE OF THIS FAMOUS FRENCH SONG. 292 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,042 ?? O SOLO MIO ?? 293 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,044 [ Laughs ] THAT'S NOT FRENCH. NO. NO, IT'S NOT. 294 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,546 BUT IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE, AND A YOUNG THING LIKE YOU... 295 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,049 SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT LOVE. 296 00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,551 WELL, IT'S TIME TO WRAP IT UP, FOLKS. WE'LL SEE YOU A LITTLE LATER. 297 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:09,554 TEDDY, TAKE IT OVER FOR A WHILE. SELL SOMETHING, WILL YA? COME RIGHT THIS WAY. 298 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:12,557 THANKS, JERRY. AND NOW, LADIES, I HAVE A CLUE ABOUT SONGS FOR YOU. 299 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,977 NOW, UH, I'M GONNA NEED YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS. OH? 300 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,730 IT'S FOR A CONSOLATION PRIZE. I HAVE TO HAVE SOMEPLACE TO SEND IT. 301 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:21,066 YOU MEAN THERE'S A CONSOLATION PRIZE? 302 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,068 WELL, SURE. PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, IT MIGHT BE ME. 303 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,070 MARGY FRAKE. 304 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,522 THAT'S BANNING, TEXAS, 305 00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:31,026 ROUTE 3. 306 00:23:31,026 --> 00:23:34,162 THIRTY-SIX, 24, 36. 307 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:37,165 I WEAR A SIZE 10 DRESS, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. 308 00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:40,669 i��AY, CARAMBA!OH, THAT MEANS "GOOD MORNING" DOWN IN MEXICO. 309 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:43,171 I GUESS IN THIS BUSINESS YOU MUST TRAVEL A GOOD DEAL. 310 00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:45,590 OH, WELL, I DO A LOT OF NETWORK STUFF, YOU KNOW-- 311 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,593 PARIS, LONDON-- MAYBE YOU CAUGHT THE WAR I COVERED IN ALGERIA. 312 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:52,547 WELL, I CERTAINLY READ ABOUT IT. 313 00:23:52,547 --> 00:23:56,551 OH, WELL, READING ABOUT IT IS ONE THING, BUT BEING THERE-- [ Kisses ]C'EST LA VIE. 314 00:23:56,551 --> 00:23:59,438 AFTER WARS AND ALL, A STATE FAIR'S RATHER TAME STUFF. 315 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:03,275 DON'T GO KNOCKIN' THE HAYSHAKERS. YOUR STATE FAIR'S THE BIGGEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 316 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:07,229 OTHERWISE THEY WOULDN'T HAVE, UH, SENT ME ALL THE WAY FROM ROME TO COVER IT. 317 00:24:07,229 --> 00:24:10,982 ROME, ITALY? YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE. 318 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:13,819 IS HE MOVIN' IN AGAIN? YEAH. 319 00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:16,705 A LITTLE YOUNG, ISN'T SHE? IF SHE BELIEVES HIM, SHE IS. 320 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,157 WELL, LOOK, I'M DUE TO WRAP UP ABOUT 8:00. 321 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:22,461 IF YOU'RE STILL AROUND, WE COULD GRAB A BOTTLE, CUT UP A STEAK AND HAVE A FEW LAUGHS. 322 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:26,298 OH, I REALLY DON'T THINK SO. I'M GONNA BE TERRIBLY BUSY. OH. 323 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,718 I HAVE A DATE. FIGURES. YOU BOOKED SOLID? 324 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,720 BEG YOUR PARDON? I MEAN, WHAT'S PLAYING TOMORROW? 325 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:35,724 WELL, TOMORROW, MOTHER'S IN MINCEMEAT. OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO BLOW THAT. 326 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,176 WELL, IN CASE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, JUST CHECK THE TUBE. 327 00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:40,679 BIG DADDY'S NEVER TOO FAR AWAY. SEE YA. 328 00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:44,983 ON THE HOME TURN, CAR NUMBER SIX, 329 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:47,819 DRIVER, WAYNE FRAKE. 330 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:50,322 [ Revving ] 331 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:24,189 CAR NUMBER SIX, WAYNE FRAKE, DRIVING A MODIFIED ENGINE WITH A LOCKED REAR END-- 332 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:28,109 TIME, 26:07. 333 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:33,899 THE THREE FASTEST QUALIFIERS IN THE TIME TRIALS-- 334 00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:36,785 ECKHARDT, HOERTER AND FRAKE. 335 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,788 PLEASE COME TO THE JUDGE'S STAND FOR PUBLICITY PICTURES. 336 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:44,793 ECKHARDT, HOERTER AND FRAKE, REPORT TO THE JUDGE'S STAND. 337 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:49,297 YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU FARM BOYS ARE DOING WITH ERECTOR SETS THESE DAYS. 338 00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:51,299 IT'S ENOUGH CAR TO RUN YOU INTO THE GROUND, RED. 339 00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:54,302 LIKE LAST YEAR? YOU TAUGHT ME A LESSON. 340 00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:56,304 WHY DON'T YOU GO AROUND AND LOOK AT THE FRONT END? 341 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,807 YOU'LL SEE ENOUGH OF THE REAR END IN THE FINALS. 342 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,261 HI, MAL. 343 00:26:09,768 --> 00:26:12,571 ALL RIGHT, FELLAS. WE CAN'T SELL ANY PAPERS WITH YOUR KISSERS. 344 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,406 ON DECK, HONEY. 345 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,411 HI, FELLAS. [ Together ] HI. 346 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,913 HONEY, OVER HERE. READY, FELLAS? 347 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,916 ALL RIGHT. LET'S ZERO IN. 348 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,918 FINE. NEXT! CONGRATULATIONS. 349 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,920 NOW, LISTEN. REALLY LEAN INTO THIS ONE. OKAY. 350 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,923 DON'T TREAT HIM LIKE A RUNNER-UP. MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE A WINNER. OKAY, BOYS? 351 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,426 HEY! OKAY. NEXT. 352 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,928 RIGHT. HERE WE GO. UH, WE GOTTA MIX 'EM UP. 353 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,431 NO KISSIN' THIS TIME. HAND HIM THE FLOWERS. 354 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,433 THESE ARE FOR YOU. 355 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,435 GOOD. FINE. THANKS A LOT, HONEY. BYE-BYE. 356 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:46,271 LET'S GO, FELLAS. 357 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:12,414 MISS! YOU MAY AS WELL TAKE THESE BACK. I DON'T NEED 'EM. 358 00:27:12,414 --> 00:27:14,916 I'M SORRY IT HAD TO BE FLOWERS. 359 00:27:14,916 --> 00:27:17,919 OH. [ Chuckles ] WELL, EVEN IF IT HAD BEEN THE OTHER, 360 00:27:17,919 --> 00:27:20,305 I GUESS I'D WANT TO GIVE THAT BACK TOO. 361 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,757 WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A COMPLIMENT. 362 00:27:22,757 --> 00:27:25,760 NO! IT'S JUST THAT, WELL, YOU'RE-- 363 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,762 YOU'RE PLAIN OLD APPLE-ORCHARD PRETTY. 364 00:27:27,762 --> 00:27:30,265 NOW, HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A GIRL IN SHORTS BEFORE? 365 00:27:30,765 --> 00:27:32,267 SURE! 366 00:27:32,767 --> 00:27:35,270 BUT YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE I EVER SAW THAT, 367 00:27:35,270 --> 00:27:37,772 WELL, LOOKED SO, UH, SORT OF CUSTOM-BUILT. 368 00:27:37,772 --> 00:27:40,742 [ Laughs ] YOU FARM BOYS KILL ME. 369 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:44,245 YOU DON'T MAKE A PITCH. YOU JUST SHY YOUR WAY INTO POSITION. 370 00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,247 HEY, HOW'D YOU KNOW I CAME FROM A FARM? 371 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:49,250 DIDN'T YOU MENTION IT? I DON'T THINK SO. 372 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,755 I GUESS YOU WERE NEVER ON A FARM. 373 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:56,257 CLOSEST I EVER GOT TO ONE WAS MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY. 374 00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:59,761 WE HAD A WINDOW BOX IN THE KITCHEN. 375 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,763 HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE A FARMER? 376 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:06,267 NEVER STOPPED TO THINK. GOOD, I GUESS. AT LEAST I'VE NEVER FELT BAD. 377 00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:08,770 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? IF I THOUGHT THAT IT'D WORK FOR ME, 378 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,272 I'D GO OUT RIGHT NOW AND BUY A PLOW. 379 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:13,775 WHY'D YOU DECIDE TO BE A FARMER? 380 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,777 I DON'T THINK YOU DECIDE. 381 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:18,279 ONE DAY, YOU'RE A LITTLE BOY OUT FEEDING CHICKENS. 382 00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:22,200 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'RE AN OLD MAN OUT FEEDING CHICKENS. 383 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,537 THAT'S HOW YOU BECOME A FARMER. 384 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:28,540 WELL, PARTNER, THIS HERE LOOKS LIKE A PARTIN' OF THE WAYS. 385 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:33,044 UH-- [ Clears Throat ] I WAS JUST THINKING, IF, UH-- 386 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:37,048 IF YOU'RE GONNA BE AROUND THE FAIR HERE FOR A WHILE, MAYBE WE COULD SEE EACH OTHER. 387 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:39,050 FOR A HAMBURGER OR SOMETHING? 388 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:41,553 WELL, I WISH YOU'D ASKED A SMART GIRL, BUT SINCE YOU DIDN'T, 389 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,055 I'LL BE AROUND THE OUTDOOR SHOW TONIGHT. 390 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,842 DON'T WORRY. I WON'T, UH, SHY YOU INTO ANYTHING. 391 00:28:50,678 --> 00:28:53,181 THAT'S FOR THE FLOWERS. THINK NOTHING OF IT. 392 00:29:31,302 --> 00:29:36,808 ?? RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES ?? 393 00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:39,310 ?? QUITE A BELT ?? 394 00:29:39,310 --> 00:29:42,313 ?? THAT BLOW I FELT THIS MORNING ?? 395 00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:47,819 ? ?? FATE GAVE ME NO WARNING ? 396 00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:50,321 ?? GREAT ?? 397 00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:56,161 ?? WAS MY SURPRISE ?? 398 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:04,969 ?? I SAW YOU STANDING IN THE SUN ?? 399 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:09,474 ?? AND YOU WERE SOMETHING TO SEE ?? 400 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:13,478 ?? I KNOW WHAT I LIKE AND I LIKED WHAT I SAW ?? 401 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:16,481 ?? AND I SAID TO MYSELF ?? 402 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:20,985 ?? THAT'S FOR ME ?? 403 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:25,490 ?? ?? A LOVELY MORNING, I REMARKED 404 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:29,994 ?? AND YOU WERE QUICK TO AGREE ?? 405 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:33,915 ?? YOU WANTED TO WALK AND I NODDED MY HEAD ?? 406 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,918 ?? AS I BREATHLESSLY SAID ?? 407 00:30:37,418 --> 00:30:40,922 ?? THAT'S FOR ME ?? 408 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:47,428 ?? YOU LEFT ME STANDING HERE ALONE ?? 409 00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:51,216 ?? THE DAY'S ADVENTURES ARE THROUGH ?? 410 00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:56,604 ?? THERE'S NOTHING FOR ME BUT THE DREAM IN MY HEART ?? 411 00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:59,607 ?? AND THE DREAM IN MY HEART ?? 412 00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:04,112 ?? THAT'S FOR YOU ?? 413 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:08,116 ?? OH, MY DARLING ?? 414 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:11,870 ?? THAT'S FOR YOU ?? 415 00:31:16,157 --> 00:31:20,161 ?? I KNOW WHAT I LIKE AND I LIKED WHAT I SAW ?? 416 00:31:20,161 --> 00:31:23,164 ?? AND I SAID TO MYSELF ?? 417 00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:27,969 YEAH! THAT'S FOR ME. 418 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:32,840 ?? ?? A LOVELY MORNING, I REMARKED 419 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:36,844 ?? AND YOU WERE QUICK TO AGREE ?? 420 00:31:44,352 --> 00:31:47,855 ?? THAT'S FOR ME ?? 421 00:31:49,357 --> 00:31:54,362 ?? YOU LEFT ME STANDING HERE ALONE ?? 422 00:31:54,362 --> 00:31:58,700 ?? THE DAY'S ADVENTURES ARE THROUGH ?? 423 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:03,171 ?? THERE'S NOTHING FOR ME BUT THE DREAM IN MY HEART ?? 424 00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:06,174 ?? AND THE DREAM IN MY HEART ?? 425 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:11,429 ?? THAT'S FOR YOU ?? 426 00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:19,304 ?? OH, MY DARLING ?? 427 00:32:20,305 --> 00:32:23,308 ?? THAT'S ?? 428 00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:26,311 ?? FOR ?? 429 00:32:26,811 --> 00:32:31,816 ?? YOU ???? 430 00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:42,160 [ Grunting ] 431 00:32:54,589 --> 00:32:56,591 HEY! WHERE'S YOUR FATHER? 432 00:33:00,595 --> 00:33:03,598 ABEL, WHAT KEPT YOU? I WAITED LUNCH TILL 3:00. 433 00:33:04,098 --> 00:33:08,102 I'M NOT HUNGRY! GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS BLAMED THING, WILL YOU? 434 00:33:08,603 --> 00:33:12,106 ISN'T MY BLANKET GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM? THIS IS FOR ME. 435 00:33:12,106 --> 00:33:15,109 OH? PLANNING ON SPENDING THE NIGHT HERE? 436 00:33:15,109 --> 00:33:17,612 IF I HAVE TO. 437 00:33:17,612 --> 00:33:20,615 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. WE CAN HIRE A HOG-SITTER. 438 00:33:21,115 --> 00:33:24,619 DON'T GET SO SMART, MELISSA. THIS IS SERIOUS. 439 00:33:25,119 --> 00:33:26,621 DID YOU GIVE HIM ONE OF DOC'S NEW PILLS? 440 00:33:26,621 --> 00:33:30,591 NOW, I ASK YOU, DOES THAT HOG NEED CALMIN' DOWN? 441 00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:33,378 I DON'T KNOW, DEAR. MAYBE HE'S JUST HOMESICK. 442 00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:36,180 HOW CAN A HOG GET HOMESICK? [ Grunts ] 443 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:38,549 PEOPLE GET HOMESICK. MAYBE THEY DO TOO. 444 00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:41,386 LOOK AT HIM-- 445 00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:45,106 ALL THAT HOG TURNED CHICKEN. 446 00:33:47,475 --> 00:33:49,477 DOC CRAMER MUST'VE HAD A PREMONITION. 447 00:33:49,477 --> 00:33:52,397 HONEY, IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? 448 00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:55,900 I WISH I KNEW. HONESTLY, I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING. 449 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:57,902 I HAVE NAGGED HIM. I'VE BEGGED HIM. 450 00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:00,905 I'VE BRIBED HIM WITH SUGAR AND SORGHUM. 451 00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:04,409 I'VE PROMISED HIM EVERYTHING BUT A TRIP TO HONOLULU. 452 00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:06,744 IT'S JUST PLAIN, UTTERLY HOPELESS. 453 00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:09,247 WELL, AT LEAST HE WON'T GO INTO THAT RING OVERCONFIDENT. 454 00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:12,250 [ Scoffs ] OH, HONEY. I'M SORRY. 455 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:15,053 DON'T FRET ABOUT IT. LOOK, SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN. 456 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:18,973 THERE'LL BE A CHANGE IN THE WEATHER, OR HE'LL GET USED TO IT HERE-- 457 00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:22,477 SOME LITTLE THING-- AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE'LL BE STRUTTING AROUND... 458 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:25,263 LIKE ALY KHAN OR WHOEVER IT IS YOU WANT HIM TO BE. 459 00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:28,149 I SURE HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 460 00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:30,651 DO YOU MIND IF I STAY HERE ALONE? NO. 461 00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:33,154 AT LEAST I HAVE ONE CONSOLATION. 462 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:36,657 IF I WERE AVA GARDNER, YOU'D STILL SPEND THE NIGHT IN THIS HOGPEN. 463 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:39,660 [ Laughs ] GOD BLESS. 464 00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,948 [ Sighs ] ???? [ Calliope ] 465 00:34:43,948 --> 00:34:47,168 [ Panting ] 466 00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:56,094 BLUEBOY, BABY, YOU GOTTA THINK POSITIVE. [ Panting Continues ] 467 00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,596 TELL YOURSELF YOU'RE WONDERFUL. 468 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:01,883 TRY A SOFT SELL AT FIRST. THEN WORK UP. 469 00:35:01,883 --> 00:35:05,019 [ Grunting ] 470 00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:07,889 NO, I AIN'T GONNA DO THAT. [ Grunts ] 471 00:35:07,889 --> 00:35:10,391 NO, I'M NOT! [ Grunting ] 472 00:35:10,391 --> 00:35:12,693 WHAT'LL PEOPLE THINK? WE'LL BOTH LOOK FOOLISH. 473 00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:15,563 [ Grunting ] 474 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:24,539 ALL RIGHT. MAYBE ONE CHORUS. [ Grunts ] 475 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,541 BUT I AIN'T GONNA DO IT LOUD. 476 00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:29,660 ???? [ Continues ] FRIEND, 477 00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:31,662 YOU'RE MORE THAN JUST A FRIEND. 478 00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:35,666 LOYAL, LOVING... 479 00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:37,919 TILL THE END. 480 00:35:37,919 --> 00:35:43,724 ?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ?? 481 00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:49,013 ?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ?? 482 00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:54,519 ?? WARM AND SOFT AFFECTION LIES ?? 483 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:59,524 ?? ?? IN YOUR TEENY-WEENY EYES 484 00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:05,029 ?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ?? 485 00:36:05,029 --> 00:36:10,418 ?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ?? 486 00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:15,756 ?? WHEN THE LENGTH'NING SHADOWS FALL ?? 487 00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:21,262 ?? AND THE DAY IS THROUGH ?? 488 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:26,767 ?? YOU WILL ALWAYS HEAR ME CALL ?? 489 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:29,437 ?? SOO-EE ?? 490 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,806 ?? SOO-EE ?? 491 00:36:31,806 --> 00:36:37,311 ?? OTHER FRIENDS MAY DRIFT AWAY ?? 492 00:36:37,311 --> 00:36:42,116 ?? TELL ME THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS STAY ?? 493 00:36:42,116 --> 00:36:48,155 ] -?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ?? -???? [ Grunts Rhythmically 494 00:36:48,155 --> 00:36:53,461 ? ?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ??? 495 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:56,214 [ Grunting ] 496 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,132 NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING. 497 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:04,755 YOU MISERABLE LUMP OF LARD! 498 00:37:04,755 --> 00:37:07,174 [ Grunting ] 499 00:37:07,174 --> 00:37:09,176 ABEL FRAKE! 500 00:37:09,677 --> 00:37:11,679 WELL, IF IT AIN'T GEORGE HOFFER. 501 00:37:12,179 --> 00:37:15,182 WELL, IF IT AIN'T, HIS CLOTHES SURE FIT ME. HOW ARE YOU, ABEL? 502 00:37:15,182 --> 00:37:18,686 MAN, I'D HAVE TO FEEL BETTER TO DIE. [ Laughs ] 503 00:37:18,686 --> 00:37:21,188 SAY, THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING SOW YOU GOT THERE, GEORGE. 504 00:37:21,689 --> 00:37:24,692 AIN'T SHE JUST THE BEST-LOOKING FAT LADY YOU EVER SAW? 505 00:37:24,692 --> 00:37:28,195 I NEVER COULD BREED A GOOD REAR END UNTIL THIS YEAR. 506 00:37:28,195 --> 00:37:30,698 ZSA ZSA, SAY HELLO TO MR. FRAKE. 507 00:37:30,698 --> 00:37:32,700 SHE'S A BEAUTY, GEORGE. 508 00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:35,202 WHAT'S YOU FOLKS GOT WORKING? 509 00:37:35,202 --> 00:37:37,705 I GOT A PRIME HAMPSHIRE BOAR. 510 00:37:37,705 --> 00:37:40,958 BUT THE WAY HE'S ACTIN', I'LL HAVE TO ENTER HIM AS A GARTER SNAKE. 511 00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:45,429 SAY, I GOTTA MEET THE OLD LADY OVER IN RABBITS. I'VE GOTTA GET SOME LUNCH. 512 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:47,431 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, ABEL. GOOD LUCK TO YOU, GEORGE. 513 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:53,721 [ Sighs ] 514 00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:00,728 [ Grunting ] 515 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:09,036 [ Snorts ] 516 00:38:09,036 --> 00:38:11,656 [ Blueboy Snuffling ] 517 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,994 SOO-EE! 518 00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:20,498 SOO-EE! 519 00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:23,801 OTHER FRIENDS MAY DRIFT AWAY. 520 00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:26,087 [ Snuffling ] 521 00:38:26,087 --> 00:38:31,592 TELL ME THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS STAY. 522 00:38:31,592 --> 00:38:36,147 ?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ?? ???? [ Blueboy Grunts ] 523 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:41,986 ?? SWEET HOG OF MINE ???? ???? [ Grunting ] 524 00:38:48,192 --> 00:38:52,196 THE DISHES ARE ALL STACKED, MOTHER. IS IT ALL RIGHT IF I GO NOW? 525 00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:55,700 I NEVER SAW SO MUCH FUSS AND FEATHERS JUST TO WALK AROUND THE MIDWAY. 526 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,202 THE MIDWAY'S VERY DRESSY THIS YEAR. 527 00:38:58,202 --> 00:39:00,204 ???? [ Humming ] WAYNE! 528 00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:03,207 I WANT YOU TO TAKE YOUR SISTER OUT TONIGHT AND SHOW HER SOME FUN. 529 00:39:03,207 --> 00:39:05,209 TONIGHT? MA, I-I CAN'T TONIGHT. 530 00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:07,211 I-- I'VE GOT A TRICKY CARBURETOR. HE'S RIGHT. 531 00:39:07,211 --> 00:39:09,964 A TRICKY CARBURETOR'S ONE OF THE WORST THINGS YOU CAN HAVE. THAT'S RIGHT! 532 00:39:09,964 --> 00:39:13,718 BESIDES, THERE'S THIS GIRL. I MET HER AT BUTTER SCULPTURE. 533 00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:17,355 SHE'S VERY SHY, AND I TOLD HER I'D WALK AROUND THE MIDWAY WITH HER. 534 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,023 IT'S SORT OF MY DUTY. 535 00:39:20,975 --> 00:39:23,194 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 536 00:39:24,812 --> 00:39:28,032 BUT BE SURE YOU'RE HOME AT A DECENT HOUR. 537 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:31,035 OH, THAT'S WHY I'M STARTIN' SO EARLY. 538 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,988 ?? I KNOW WHAT I LIKE AND I LIKED WHAT I SAW ?? 539 00:39:33,988 --> 00:39:36,490 ?? ?? AND I SAID TO MYSELF 540 00:39:36,991 --> 00:39:38,492 ? ?? THAT'S FOR ME ??? 541 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:47,885 [ Exhales ] 542 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:50,888 WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? BLUEBOY KICK YOU OUT? 543 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,392 YOU'RE SUCH A SMART ALECK, I SHOULDN'T EVEN TELL YA. 544 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:57,395 [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ] 545 00:39:57,395 --> 00:40:00,898 GENGHIS KHAN RIDES AGAIN. HE'S A CINCH. 546 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,401 WELL, I'M GLAD SOMEBODY'S GONNA WIN. 547 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,403 MY MINCEMEAT WON'T. 548 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,905 CLASS DOUBLE "A." 549 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:11,325 IT'S MY FAULT FOR GETTING TWO FIRSTS IN PICKLES LAST YEAR. 550 00:40:11,325 --> 00:40:16,831 WINNING IN SWEETS WAS ALL RIGHT, BUT REPEATING IN DILLS WAS JUST PLAIN GAUDY. 551 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:18,699 WHAT'S WRONG WITH DOUBLE "A"? 552 00:40:18,699 --> 00:40:22,203 OH, ABEL. IT PUTS ME UP AGAINST BELCO AND FREMONT-- 553 00:40:22,203 --> 00:40:25,423 NOT JUST HOUSEWIVES, BUT BIG CANNERIES. 554 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:29,260 HONEY, THE ONLY THING THOSE BIG COMPANIES HAVE... 555 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,762 IS A BUNCH OF NICE LABELS. 556 00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:33,764 YOU'VE GOT THE KITCHEN. 557 00:40:35,216 --> 00:40:37,101 TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT A JUDGE. ???? [ Whistling ] 558 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:39,937 WHAT'S HE SO HAPPY ABOUT? 559 00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:43,390 OH, HE'S GOING OUT TO FIX A TRICKY CARBURETOR. HUH. 560 00:40:43,390 --> 00:40:45,392 I'LL GET YOU SOME DINNER. 561 00:41:07,915 --> 00:41:11,418 [ People Screaming ] 562 00:41:18,926 --> 00:41:21,428 [ Big Tex ] HURRY! HURRY! 563 00:41:21,929 --> 00:41:26,433 IT'S THE BIGGEST, THE BRIGHTEST... 564 00:41:26,433 --> 00:41:29,937 AND THE BEST STATE FAIR ON EARTH. 565 00:41:29,937 --> 00:41:32,439 YOU'LL LOVE EVERY MINUTE, 566 00:41:32,439 --> 00:41:35,442 AND YOU'LL HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE. 567 00:41:36,777 --> 00:41:39,747 AND HERE IS BART EMERSON, THE PRIDE OF DEAF SMITH COUNTY, 568 00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:43,501 WHO IS GOING TO TRY TO BREAK THE OLD HEAVYWEIGHT RECORD WITH A MILITARY PRESS. 569 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:46,670 NOW, UH, HE'S GOT TO PRESS BETTER THAN 260... 570 00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:48,672 IN ORDER TO BETTER LEO CENTER'S OLD MARK. 571 00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:53,594 BART IS JUST ABOUT READY AND, UH, IS WALKING UP TO THE WEIGHTS. 572 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:57,548 BENDS DOWN, PICKS UP-- UP TO THE SHOULDER. 573 00:41:58,048 --> 00:42:00,551 LOOKS LIKE-- LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA MAKE IT. 574 00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:03,554 AND HE'S MADE IT! THAT'S GREAT. 575 00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:05,523 CONGRATULATIONS, BART. 576 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:09,026 THAT'S ABOUT ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR NOW, BUT WE'LL BE BACK AGAIN TWICE TOMORROW. 577 00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:12,563 IN THE MEANTIME, HERE'S A WORD FROM SPIKE, THE AFTERSHAVE LOTION THAT GIVES YOU A LIFT. 578 00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:14,565 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, JERRY. 579 00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:17,067 WELL, MEN, MAYBE YOU CAN'T LIFT 265 POUNDS, 580 00:42:17,067 --> 00:42:20,371 BUT I KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'LL GIVE YOU A REAL LIFT-- SPIKE AFTERSHAVE LOTION. 581 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:23,207 YOU SEE, FELLOWS, IT'S SPECIALLY MADE... 582 00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:25,576 TO GIVE YOU THAT "I CAN DO ANYTHING" FEELING. 583 00:42:25,576 --> 00:42:29,914 SO WHY DON'T YOU THROW AWAY THOSE WEAK, PUNY LOTIONS YOU'VE BEEN USING AND GET YOURSELF-- 584 00:42:29,914 --> 00:42:34,385 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, AND THEN WE'LL GRAB THAT BEER. ALL RIGHT? GREAT! 585 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:42,059 HEY, GUYS. I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING, ALL RIGHT? 586 00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:45,429 HEY, PUNCH UP CAMERA TWO, WILL YA? 587 00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:47,231 THANKS, PAPPY. 588 00:42:54,605 --> 00:42:57,575 AND OF COURSE WE'RE BACK TWICE TOMORROW. 589 00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:01,445 SO WE'LL SEE YOU THEN ON KTVT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, AND GOOD NIGHT. 590 00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:25,352 HEY! HOW ABOUT THAT BEER? 591 00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:28,355 NEVER TOUCH THE STUFF. THANK YOU. 592 00:43:32,893 --> 00:43:35,896 [ Barkers Chattering ] 593 00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:52,296 [ Balloons Popping ] 594 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:16,070 HEY! HEY! [ Muttering ] 595 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:18,572 GET BACK IN LINE! 596 00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:47,801 [ Girls Screaming ] 597 00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:54,641 [ Screaming ] 598 00:45:06,653 --> 00:45:09,873 NOW THAT WE'RE INTRODUCED, HOW ABOUT SNAPPING UP SOME GROCERIES WITH ME? 599 00:45:09,873 --> 00:45:11,875 I'VE ALREADY HAD SUPPER. ALL RIGHT. A DRINK. 600 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,878 I KNOW A PLACE YOU'LL JUST LOVE. IN FACT, THEY SERVE THE BEST OLIVES IN TOWN. 601 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,383 ???? [ Jazz ] GOOD EVENING. 602 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,393 I-- I LIKE THE WAY YOUR HAIR BOUNCES WHEN YOU WALK. 603 00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:32,896 EVERYBODY'S HAIR BOUNCES WHEN THEY WALK. WELL, MINE DOESN'T. 604 00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:34,898 WHAT'LL IT BE, SIR? 605 00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:36,900 HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR VODKA? 606 00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,403 VODKA? AH, BIG DADDY'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 607 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:42,906 UH, VODKA AND TONIC-- DOS, POR FAVOR. 608 00:45:42,906 --> 00:45:45,409 CAN I SEE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE OR I.D. CARD, MA'AM? 609 00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,195 UM-- [ Sputters ] 610 00:45:48,695 --> 00:45:51,198 UH, I DON'T THINK I HAVE IT WITH ME, 611 00:45:51,198 --> 00:45:54,535 BUT I'M SURE THAT-- FORGET IT. JUST BRING THE LADY A LEMON SQUIRT... 612 00:45:54,535 --> 00:45:57,454 AND MAKE MY VODKA A DOUBLE. 613 00:45:57,454 --> 00:45:59,456 THANK YOU. 614 00:45:59,456 --> 00:46:01,458 I'M SORRY. OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 615 00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:03,460 YOU DON'T HAVE TO FILE A BRIEF ON IT. 616 00:46:03,961 --> 00:46:05,963 SAY, YOU LOOK WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING. 617 00:46:05,963 --> 00:46:09,466 OH, NO. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT, WELL, HOW DIFFERENT YOU ARE... 618 00:46:09,967 --> 00:46:11,769 FROM A MAN THAT-- 619 00:46:13,053 --> 00:46:15,055 FROM ALL THE MEN BACK HOME. 620 00:46:15,556 --> 00:46:17,357 THE WAY YOU TALK-- WELL, HOW DO I TALK? 621 00:46:17,357 --> 00:46:22,029 OH, HOW YOU SAY, "THEY SERVE THE BEST OLIVES IN TOWN," INSTEAD OF "MARTINIS." 622 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:24,398 NOBODY BACK HOME WOULD EVER THINK OF THAT. 623 00:46:24,898 --> 00:46:26,617 OH, I GUESS THAT COMES FROM TRAVELING. 624 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,952 I DON'T MEAN DALLAS. I MEAN THE REAL PLACES OUT IN THE WORLD, 625 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:32,456 LIKE, UH, COPENHAGEN AND VIENNA AND PARIS... 626 00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:34,958 AND RIO-- PARIS-- [ Clicks Tongue ] 627 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:37,327 I GOTTA TELL YOU ABOUT A LITTLE STRIPPER I MET IN PARIS ONE TIME. 628 00:46:37,327 --> 00:46:39,830 NOW, YOU KNOW THE PLACE PIGALLE. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 629 00:46:39,830 --> 00:46:43,834 WELL, THERE'S A STRIPPER THERE-- CUTE, BUT STRICTLY FOR THE FLYPAPER. 630 00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:45,836 ANYHOW, SHE GIVES ME THE OFFICE WHILE SHE'S WORKING. 631 00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:47,838 SHE'S WEARING THIS CELLOPHANE SKIRT, 632 00:46:48,338 --> 00:46:51,341 AND SHE COMES OVER TO MY TABLE, SITS HERSELF DOWN, AND WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE DOES? 633 00:46:51,341 --> 00:46:53,844 GIVES ME A PAIR OF PINKING SHEARS. [ Laughs ] 634 00:46:53,844 --> 00:46:56,146 SO HELP ME! YES. 635 00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:59,933 GRACIAS. THANK YOU. 636 00:46:59,933 --> 00:47:02,936 HERE. IT SAVES A LOT OF ARGUMENTS. 637 00:47:02,936 --> 00:47:06,940 NOW, YOU GET WET, AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT A GEISHA PARTY I WAS TO ONE TIME. 638 00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:10,444 THERE WAS THIS GIRL-- SHE BACKED INTO AN ELECTRIC FAN, GOT HER SASH CAUGHT IN IT. 639 00:47:10,444 --> 00:47:12,746 YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? [ Snaps Fingers ] SUKIYAKI! 640 00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:16,166 [ Chuckling ] [ Laughs ] 641 00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:19,169 ???? [ Overture ] 642 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,012 ???? [ Orchestra Continues ] 643 00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:34,685 ???? [ Waltz ] 644 00:47:45,445 --> 00:47:49,199 ???? [ Swing, Soft-shoe Tempo ] 645 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:52,903 ???? [ Continues ] 646 00:47:52,903 --> 00:47:57,374 ?? MAYBE I'LL NEVER BE THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE ?? 647 00:47:57,374 --> 00:48:01,378 ?? MAYBE I'M NOT THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS ?? 648 00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:05,382 ? ?? BUT ISN'T IT KIND OF FUN TO LOOK IN EACH OTHER'S EYES ? 649 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:09,386 ?? SWAPPING ROMANTIC GLEAMS ?? 650 00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:13,390 ?? MAYBE I'M NOT A GIRL TO HAVE AND TO HOLD ?? 651 00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:17,394 ?? MAYBE I'M NOT A GIRL WHO WOULD STAY ?? 652 00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:21,398 ?? BUT ISN'T IT KIND OF FUN CAROUSING AROUND THE TOWN ?? 653 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:25,402 ? ?? DANCING THE NIGHTS AWAY ? 654 00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:29,406 ?? ISN'T IT KIND OF FUN HOLDING HANDS ?? 655 00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:33,410 ?? ACCORDING TO A SWEET AND CORNY CUSTOM ?? 656 00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:37,414 [ Noisemakers Squeak ] ?? ISN'T IT KIND OF FUN MAKING VOWS ?? 657 00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:41,418 ?? ADMITTING THAT WE BOT H INTEND TO BUST 'EM ?? 658 00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:45,422 ?? MAYBE WE'RE OUT FOR LAUGH S A GIRL AND A BOY ?? 659 00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:49,259 ?? KIDDING ACROSS A TABLE FOR TWO ?? 660 00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:54,131 ?? BUT HAVEN'T YOU GOT A HUNCH THAT THIS HE REAL McCOY ?? 661 00:48:54,631 --> 00:48:57,517 [ Together ] ?? AND ALL THE THING S WE TELL ?? 662 00:48:57,517 --> 00:49:00,020 ?? EACH OTHER ?? [ No Audible Dialogue ] 663 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:03,941 ?? ARE ?? 664 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:09,563 ?? TRUE ?? 665 00:49:09,563 --> 00:49:12,866 ???? [ Faster ] 666 00:49:36,923 --> 00:49:39,926 ?? I'M NOT A GIRL FOR SENTIMENTAL TRIPE ?? 667 00:49:39,926 --> 00:49:42,229 ?? I NEVER GO FOR THE ROMEO TYPE ?? 668 00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:45,599 ?? I'M NOT A DEWY-EYED JULIET ?? 669 00:49:45,599 --> 00:49:48,352 ?? ?? NO ONE HAS SEEN ME DROOL YET 670 00:49:48,352 --> 00:49:50,988 ?? I DON'T SAY OUR HEARTS ARE TIED ?? 671 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:53,824 ?? BY LOVE'S ETERNAL TETHER ?? 672 00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:58,328 ?? BUT USING WORDS LESS DIGNIFIED ?? 673 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:02,332 ???? [ Rock And Roll, Slow ] ?? ISN'T IT KIND OF FUN TO BE TOGETHER ?? 674 00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:06,253 ?? WELL, MAYBE I'LL NEVER BE ?? 675 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:09,423 ?? THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE ?? 676 00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:14,428 ?? MAYBE I'M NOT THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS ?? 677 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:17,547 ?? ?? BUT ISN'T IT KIND OF FUN 678 00:50:18,048 --> 00:50:20,550 ?? ?? TO LOOK IN EACH OTHER'S EYES 679 00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:25,889 ?? ?? SWAPPING ROMANTIC GLEAMS 680 00:50:25,889 --> 00:50:28,809 ?? MAYBE I'M NOT A GIRL ?? 681 00:50:28,809 --> 00:50:31,812 ?? TO HAVE AND TO HOLD ?? 682 00:50:31,812 --> 00:50:36,149 ?? MAYBE I'M NOT A GIRL WHO WOULD STAY ?? 683 00:50:36,149 --> 00:50:39,653 ?? ?? BUT ISN'T IT KIND OF FUN 684 00:50:40,153 --> 00:50:43,156 ?? CAROUSING AROUND THE TOWN ?? 685 00:50:43,156 --> 00:50:48,962 ?? DANCING THE NIGHTS AWAY ?? ???? [ Cha-cha ] 686 00:50:48,962 --> 00:50:51,882 ???? [ Cha-cha Continues ] 687 00:51:01,258 --> 00:51:04,761 ???? [ Faster Latin ] 688 00:51:37,210 --> 00:51:42,015 ???? [ Rock And Roll, Slow ] 689 00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:46,436 ?? WELL, MAYBE WE'RE OUT FOR LAUGHS ?? 690 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:49,439 ?? A GIRL AND A BOY ?? 691 00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:53,727 ?? KIDDING ACROSS A TABLE FOR TWO ?? 692 00:51:54,227 --> 00:51:58,732 ?? BUT HAVEN'T YOU GOT A HUNCH THAT THIS IS THE REAL McCOY ?? 693 00:51:59,232 --> 00:52:03,570 ?? THAT ALL OF THE THINGS WE TELL EACH OTHER ?? 694 00:52:03,570 --> 00:52:08,792 ?? AND ALL THE THINGS WE TELL EACH OTHER ?? 695 00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:12,579 ?? AND ALL THE THINGS WE TELL EACH OTHER ?? 696 00:52:12,579 --> 00:52:14,581 ?? ARE ?? 697 00:52:14,581 --> 00:52:16,466 ?? ARE ?? 698 00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:26,309 ???? [ Latin, Faster ] ?? TRUE ???? 699 00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:28,762 MAY I ASK FOR YOUR TICKET, PLEASE? 700 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:39,990 ???? [ Stops ] 701 00:52:45,228 --> 00:52:47,230 ???? [ Ends ] 702 00:52:54,738 --> 00:52:56,740 HI, EMILY. BOY, OH, BOY. 703 00:52:56,740 --> 00:53:01,244 WHEN YOU WALKED OUT ON THAT STAGE, I WAS THE MOST SURPRISED MAN SINCE MOSES HAD THE MUMPS. 704 00:53:01,244 --> 00:53:04,748 WELL, I WISH THE CRITICS FELT THAT WAY. WHAT'LL WE DO? 705 00:53:04,748 --> 00:53:07,751 TELL YOU WHAT, WE COULD, UH-- WE COULD TAKE A LOOK AROUND THE FAIR. 706 00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:11,588 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE, DARLING-- REAL FAR-OUT STUFF. [ Laughs ] 707 00:53:11,955 --> 00:53:13,456 [ Man Announcing ] THERE THEY GO. A TUG-OF-WAR... 708 00:53:13,957 --> 00:53:16,760 BETWEEN A TRACTOR AND THESE FINELY MATCHED PERCHERONS. 709 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,678 [ Crowd Shouting ] 710 00:53:18,678 --> 00:53:23,800 LOOKS LIKE THESE PROUD HORSES ARE NO MATCH FOR A WELL-MADE CARBURETOR. 711 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:29,306 IT MUST MAKE THEM SAD, IF HORSES EVER GET SAD-- BEATEN BY A TRACTOR. 712 00:53:29,806 --> 00:53:32,809 NOT ANOTHER HORSE. A MACHINE. THEY'RE NO WORSE OFF THAN WE ARE. 713 00:53:32,809 --> 00:53:36,313 OVER AT THE COMMERCE EXHIBIT THEY'VE GOT I.B.M. MACHINES THAT ARE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE. 714 00:53:36,313 --> 00:53:39,316 IF THEY KEEP THAT UP, IN A COUPLE OF YEARS THEY CAN DO AWAY WITH ALL OF US. 715 00:53:39,316 --> 00:53:42,819 THEY CAN RUN A WHOLE STATE FAIR WITH JUST A FEW MACHINES... 716 00:53:42,819 --> 00:53:44,621 AND A CAN OF AXLE GREASE. 717 00:54:00,053 --> 00:54:03,056 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE FIRST MINT-FLAVORED GIRL I'VE EVER KISSED. 718 00:54:03,056 --> 00:54:04,841 OR MAYBE IT'S WINTERGREEN. I'M NOT SURE. 719 00:54:04,841 --> 00:54:08,595 IT'S A NEW PERFUME CALLED "CATASTROPHE." [ Laughs ] 720 00:54:08,595 --> 00:54:12,065 NO, I DIDN'T MEAN THE PERFUME. I MEANT, UH, EVERYTHING. 721 00:54:12,565 --> 00:54:16,569 YOU SEE, IT'S WHAT YOU SEEM LIKE-- LIKE A PATCH OF MINT OUT BY THE BACK PORCH. 722 00:54:16,569 --> 00:54:20,407 BACK PORCH? I THOUGHT YOU ONLY WENT TO EXCITING PLACES. 723 00:54:20,407 --> 00:54:25,362 OKAY, HOW 'BOUT A-- A PATCH OF MINT BY THE CASBAH? 724 00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:35,872 I KNOW. I KNOW. YOUR MOTHER'S IN MINCEMEAT, AND IT'S GETTIN' LATE. 725 00:54:35,872 --> 00:54:40,377 PLEASE, IT'S-- IT'S NOT FAIR. NOT FAIR TO WHO? 726 00:54:41,378 --> 00:54:44,764 ANY OF US. YOU GOT A BOY BACK HOME? 727 00:54:46,766 --> 00:54:48,768 NOT EXACTLY. 728 00:54:48,768 --> 00:54:52,856 HARRY'S-- WE'VE BEEN GOING TOGETHER A LONG TIME. 729 00:54:54,357 --> 00:54:58,395 - YOU, UH, GONNA GET MARRIED? - I GUESS SO. 730 00:54:58,395 --> 00:55:01,982 EVERYBODY ELSE IN BANNING DOES. 731 00:55:01,982 --> 00:55:03,733 SURE SOUNDS LIKE A SWINGIN' TOWN. 732 00:55:03,733 --> 00:55:06,569 COME ON. 733 00:55:09,489 --> 00:55:11,491 WHAT'S HE LIKE? 734 00:55:11,491 --> 00:55:15,996 WELL, HARRY'S NICE, ONLY-- I HOPE YOU WON'T MISUNDERSTAND, 735 00:55:15,996 --> 00:55:21,217 BUT... EVERY TIME IT RAINS, HARRY ALWAYS SAYS, "IT'S FINE WEATHER FOR DUCKS." 736 00:55:21,217 --> 00:55:25,171 HARRY'S FUNNY TOO, ISN'T HE? [ Laughs ] 737 00:55:27,674 --> 00:55:29,676 COME ON, BABY. 738 00:55:29,676 --> 00:55:33,563 REMEMBER THOSE I.B.M. MACHINES. LET'S GET AT IT BEFORE PEOPLE GO OUT OF STYLE. 739 00:55:35,565 --> 00:55:37,567 MMM. 740 00:55:49,162 --> 00:55:51,164 [ Chuckles ] 741 00:55:58,171 --> 00:56:03,176 [ Hooting, Screaming ] 742 00:56:05,178 --> 00:56:07,180 HERE YOU ARE. 743 00:56:08,681 --> 00:56:10,433 SMILE. 744 00:56:12,268 --> 00:56:14,270 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 745 00:56:17,690 --> 00:56:20,693 OH, IT'S BLURRED. THEY'RE ALWAYS BLURRED. 746 00:56:22,195 --> 00:56:24,697 HEY. HI, RED. 747 00:56:24,697 --> 00:56:26,699 SHOULDN'T YOU BE RESTIN' UP? 748 00:56:26,699 --> 00:56:29,202 I'LL BE IN SHAPE. DON'T WORRY. YOU SURE? 749 00:56:29,202 --> 00:56:33,706 A LITTLE WHILE WITH HER, YOU WON'T WANT TO CLIMB IN A RACER. YOU'LL NEED AN IRON LUNG. 750 00:56:33,706 --> 00:56:36,709 THAT JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE WRONG WAY TO TALK ABOUT A LADY. 751 00:56:36,709 --> 00:56:38,711 SHE DOESN'T MIND. WHY SHOULD YOU? 752 00:56:38,711 --> 00:56:40,713 I SUGGEST YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW. 753 00:56:41,214 --> 00:56:43,216 YOU'D BETTER RUN ALONG. COME ON, WAYNE. LET'S GO. 754 00:56:43,216 --> 00:56:46,219 NOW, WAIT A SECOND. I WANT AN APOLOGY, OR I'M GONNA POWDER THIS GUY. 755 00:56:46,219 --> 00:56:48,221 PACK UP, SON. PUT UP OR SHUT UP, RED. 756 00:56:48,221 --> 00:56:50,723 YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND HOME AND PUT HIM TO BED. 757 00:56:50,723 --> 00:56:53,510 COME ON, WAYNE. BACK UP, EMILY. 758 00:56:53,510 --> 00:56:56,312 BABY! BABY! 759 00:56:58,148 --> 00:57:01,601 WHAT'D HE DO? QUIT? YES, DARLING. 760 00:57:02,602 --> 00:57:05,105 GUESS I FORGOT TO DUCK. 761 00:57:05,105 --> 00:57:08,108 I'D HAVE NAILED HIM WITH MY ONE-TWO PUNCH-- [ Chuckles ] 762 00:57:08,108 --> 00:57:10,610 IF HE'D JUST WAITED A WHILE. 763 00:57:12,612 --> 00:57:17,617 OOH, MY SHOULDER. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. WE'LL GET SOME LINIMENT AT MY APARTMENT. 764 00:58:02,078 --> 00:58:04,080 HOW'S BUTTER SCULPTURE? 765 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:07,083 UH, OH, JUST FINE. 766 00:58:08,585 --> 00:58:13,089 SHOWS YOU HOW SILLY I AM. I'D HAVE SWORN IT WAS A BOYFRIEND. 767 00:58:13,590 --> 00:58:16,092 HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS A BOY? 768 00:58:16,092 --> 00:58:19,596 HONEY, WHERE YOU'RE GOING WE'VE ALREADY BEEN. 769 00:58:20,597 --> 00:58:23,600 HOW SERIOUS IS IT? 770 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,236 OH, MOTHER, IT'S SO CONFUSING. 771 00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:30,240 HE KEPT TRYIN' TO KISS ME, ONLY I WOULDN'T LET HIM... EXACTLY. 772 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,742 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE-- GUTS. 773 00:58:33,243 --> 00:58:37,247 EVERY 10 FEET, HE WANTED TO STOP AND KISS. [ Shoe Hits Floor ] 774 00:58:37,247 --> 00:58:41,251 RIGHT THEN, I KNEW I HAD TO MAKE A DECISION. OH, ABSOLUTELY. 775 00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:45,255 SO I DECIDED NOT TO SEE HIM AGAIN. I SAID NO-- 776 00:58:45,255 --> 00:58:47,757 PLAIN, FLAT "NO." 777 00:58:48,258 --> 00:58:50,760 JUST LIKE THAT. EXACTLY. 778 00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:56,266 I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET, BUT THAT'S EXACTLY THE WAY I SAID IT TO MYSELF. 779 00:58:58,768 --> 00:59:01,271 [ Sighs ] I'M RIGHT, 780 00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:04,774 DON'T YOU THINK? 781 00:59:04,774 --> 00:59:06,809 I'M NOT SO SURE. 782 00:59:06,809 --> 00:59:11,814 ?? WHEN I WAS JUST ABOUT YOUR AGE MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME LOTS ?? 783 00:59:12,315 --> 00:59:17,320 ?? SHE SHOWED ME HOW TO CLEAN A FLOOR AND HOW TO SCOUR POTS ?? 784 00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:21,324 ?? SHE TAUGHT ME ONE THING MORE ?? 785 00:59:21,824 --> 00:59:26,829 ?? A WORD THAT MEN ABHOR ?? 786 00:59:27,830 --> 00:59:32,335 ?? NEVER SAY NO TO A MAN ?? 787 00:59:32,335 --> 00:59:36,339 ?? SIMPLY AVOID SAYING YES TO HIM ?? 788 00:59:36,839 --> 00:59:40,843 ?? THAT LEAVES THE ULTIMATE GUESS TO HIM ?? 789 00:59:40,843 --> 00:59:43,846 ?? DARLING, DON'T EVER SAY NO ?? 790 00:59:45,348 --> 00:59:48,351 ? ?? MEN FIND THE NEGATIVE ROUGH ? 791 00:59:49,352 --> 00:59:53,356 ?? GIVE AN AFFIRMATIVE GRIN TO HIM ?? 792 00:59:53,356 --> 00:59:57,360 ?? YOU NEEDN'T REALLY GIVE IN TO HIM ?? 793 00:59:57,860 --> 01:00:00,863 ?? DON'T USE THE POSITIVE NO ?? 794 01:00:00,863 --> 01:00:05,368 ?? NO IS A MEAN MONOSYLLABLE FIT FOR A HORSE ?? 795 01:00:05,368 --> 01:00:09,789 ?? A DOG OR A COW OR A CALF ?? 796 01:00:09,789 --> 01:00:11,791 ?? A NOD AND A SMILE ?? 797 01:00:11,791 --> 01:00:16,796 ?? WOULD CUT THE DIVORCE STATISTICS BY JUST ABOUT HALF ?? 798 01:00:17,297 --> 01:00:22,302 [ No Audio ] ?? MAYBE, PERHAPS IF I CAN ?? 799 01:00:22,302 --> 01:00:26,306 ?? THESE ARE SOME WORDS THAT WILL DO AS WELL ?? 800 01:00:26,306 --> 01:00:30,310 ?? DARLING, HE'S SURE TO LOVE YOU AS WELL ?? 801 01:00:30,310 --> 01:00:35,315 ?? NEVER SAY NO TO A MAN ???? 802 01:00:36,316 --> 01:00:38,818 MMM. 803 01:00:38,818 --> 01:00:41,321 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, EMILY? 804 01:00:41,321 --> 01:00:44,824 YOUR HANDS ARE AS SOFT AS THE BOTTOM OF A BABY DUCK. 805 01:00:45,325 --> 01:00:50,330 REALLY? YOU GO AROUND FEELING DUCK BOTTOMS MUCH? [ Laughs ] 806 01:00:50,330 --> 01:00:52,332 THIS SURE IS SWELL OF YOU, EMILY. 807 01:00:52,332 --> 01:00:54,834 BUT I WISH WE COULD HAVE WALKED AROUND THE MIDWAY MORE, 808 01:00:54,834 --> 01:00:57,337 YOU KNOW, SEEING THE FAIR TOGETHER. 809 01:00:57,837 --> 01:01:01,841 DARLING, IF ANYBODY EVER ASKS YOU, "DID YOUR DEAR FRIEND EMILY EVER SEE A STATE FAIR?" 810 01:01:01,841 --> 01:01:07,347 YOU TELL 'EM, "MY DEAR FRIEND EMILY SURE HAS SEEN A LOT OF STATE FAIRS." 811 01:01:10,266 --> 01:01:15,271 I'M SORRY, EMILY. DON'T BE. WE WERE RUNNING OUT OF LINIMENT ANYWAY. 812 01:01:15,271 --> 01:01:18,274 YOU KNOW, I FEEL WONDERFUL. I-I THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SO WONDERFUL, EMILY. 813 01:01:18,775 --> 01:01:20,777 YOU'RE THE MOST EXCITING GIRL I'VE EVER KNOWN. 814 01:01:20,777 --> 01:01:23,780 I MEAN IT. THERE WAS NEVER ANYBODY IN BANNING LIKE YOU. 815 01:01:25,782 --> 01:01:29,285 DARLING, ARE YOU SURE THAT THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE FOR YOU TO BE? 816 01:01:29,285 --> 01:01:34,290 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THAT I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE. 817 01:01:34,290 --> 01:01:37,293 IN THIS ROOM? NO. 818 01:01:37,293 --> 01:01:40,296 THE NUMBER'S DIFFERENT, BUT I'VE BEEN HERE. 819 01:01:41,798 --> 01:01:43,800 DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE-- 820 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:46,803 UH, YOU'RE A-A BAD GIRL? 821 01:01:46,803 --> 01:01:50,306 NO. BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO RUN A GALLUP POLL ON IT. 822 01:01:50,306 --> 01:01:55,311 THE POINT IS, YOU BETTER KNOW THE RULES. RULES? 823 01:01:55,311 --> 01:01:59,816 SHOW BUSINESS-- ALWAYS LEAVE 'EM LAUGHING. NOTHING SERIOUS. 824 01:02:01,818 --> 01:02:05,321 IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT THINGS. HONEY, THAT'S NOT WHATIWANT. 825 01:02:05,321 --> 01:02:10,827 WE'VE GOT A VERY STRONG UNION, DARLING, AND THEY FINE US IF IT GETS SERIOUS, DIG? 826 01:02:10,827 --> 01:02:13,830 I UNDERSTAND, EMILY. I HOPE SO. 827 01:02:17,834 --> 01:02:21,838 NOW, THIS TIME DON'T TELL ME YOU FORGOT TO DUCK. 828 01:02:34,517 --> 01:02:38,020 ?? NIGHTTIME WAS MORNING ?? 829 01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:42,525 ?? AND MORNING WAS NOON ?? 830 01:02:42,525 --> 01:02:47,029 ?? NOW THAT YOU'VE TOUCHED ME ?? 831 01:02:47,029 --> 01:02:53,035 ?? THERE'S NO TIME TOO SOON ?? 832 01:02:55,037 --> 01:03:00,543 ?? WILLING AND EAGER ?? 833 01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:05,047 ?? AS YOU ARE FOR ME ?? 834 01:03:06,048 --> 01:03:11,053 ?? HUNGRY AND THIRSTY ?? 835 01:03:11,053 --> 01:03:16,058 ?? AND NEAR AS CAN BE ?? 836 01:03:16,559 --> 01:03:21,063 ? ?? ANXIOUS AND REACHING ? 837 01:03:21,063 --> 01:03:27,069 ?? AND GLAD TO BE FOUND ?? 838 01:03:27,570 --> 01:03:31,073 ?? HERE I AM ?? 839 01:03:34,076 --> 01:03:37,997 ? ?? LOOK AROUND ? 840 01:03:37,997 --> 01:03:43,503 ?? WILLING AND EAGER ?? 841 01:03:43,503 --> 01:03:46,005 ?? AND HAPPY ?? 842 01:03:46,506 --> 01:03:50,009 ?? TO BE ?? 843 01:03:50,009 --> 01:03:53,012 ?? HALF ?? 844 01:03:53,012 --> 01:03:56,015 ?? OF YOU ?? 845 01:03:56,015 --> 01:04:01,521 ?? AND ME ?? 846 01:04:01,521 --> 01:04:05,024 OH, PLEASE, DARLING. LET'S COUNT TO 10... 847 01:04:05,024 --> 01:04:08,528 OR FIVE AT LEAST. 848 01:04:08,528 --> 01:04:13,032 ?? WILLING AND EAGER ?? 849 01:04:13,533 --> 01:04:19,038 ?? AS YOU ARE FOR ME ?? 850 01:04:19,038 --> 01:04:24,043 ?? HUNGRY AND THIRSTY ?? 851 01:04:24,043 --> 01:04:29,549 ?? AND NEAR AS CAN BE ?? 852 01:04:29,549 --> 01:04:34,554 ?? ANXIOUS AND REACHING ?? 853 01:04:34,554 --> 01:04:39,976 ?? AND GLAD TO BE FOUND ?? 854 01:04:39,976 --> 01:04:45,982 ?? HERE I AM ?? 855 01:04:45,982 --> 01:04:50,987 ?? LOOK AROUND ?? 856 01:04:51,487 --> 01:04:55,992 [ Together ] ?? WILLING AND EAGER ?? 857 01:04:56,492 --> 01:04:58,995 ?? AND HAPPY ?? 858 01:04:58,995 --> 01:05:02,498 ?? TO BE ?? 859 01:05:02,999 --> 01:05:08,504 ?? HALF OF YOU ?? 860 01:05:08,504 --> 01:05:13,509 ?? AND ME ???? 861 01:05:15,511 --> 01:05:17,513 [ Big Tex ] IT'S FUN. 862 01:05:17,513 --> 01:05:23,269 DON'T MISS THE GREATEST STATE FAIR OF ALL. 863 01:05:23,269 --> 01:05:28,274 [ Crowd Chattering ] 864 01:05:28,274 --> 01:05:32,578 WELL, HERE WE GO. MILES AND MILES OF JAMS AND JELLIES, CAKES AND PIES AND PICKLES... 865 01:05:32,578 --> 01:05:35,581 AND ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO WOO THE INNER MAN, AND ALL IN OPEN COMPETITION. 866 01:05:36,082 --> 01:05:39,585 YES, SIR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THESE ARE THE OLYMPIC GAMES, POT AND PAN DIVISION. 867 01:05:39,585 --> 01:05:42,588 RIGHT NOW, THE JUDGES ARE WINDING UP IN PICKLES. 868 01:05:42,588 --> 01:05:46,092 STAY TUNED FOR, UH, MINCEMEAT, COMIN' UP NEXT. 869 01:05:46,092 --> 01:05:50,096 OH, I'M SO NERVOUS. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'LL ENTER ANYTHING. 870 01:05:50,096 --> 01:05:53,599 IT JUST ISN'T WORTH IT. YOU SAY THAT EVERY YEAR. 871 01:05:53,599 --> 01:05:55,468 LOOK, MOM, THE BELCO PEOPLE. 872 01:05:58,971 --> 01:06:03,225 HOW'S IT LOOK, SAM? PRETTY GOOD. WE JUST SCORED A CLEAN SWEEP IN OLIVES. 873 01:06:03,225 --> 01:06:07,363 I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR, MOTHER. THOSE BIG COMPANIES HAVE ALL THE ADVANTAGE. 874 01:06:07,363 --> 01:06:11,651 AND BEFORE WE GET TO MINCEMEAT, HERE'S A WORD ABOUT SUNBURST SHAMPOO. CARL, IT'S ALL YOURS. 875 01:06:11,651 --> 01:06:14,153 THANK YOU, JERRY. HEY, MR. BURDICK, WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT? 876 01:06:14,153 --> 01:06:15,988 LITTLE SWITCH IN PLANS. IS ANYTHING WRONG? 877 01:06:15,988 --> 01:06:18,457 OH, NO. YOU'RE DOIN' A FINE JOB. 878 01:06:18,457 --> 01:06:20,459 IN FACT, WE WANT YOU TO COVER THE AUTO RACES. AUTO RACES? 879 01:06:20,459 --> 01:06:23,412 YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT? I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING. 880 01:06:23,412 --> 01:06:27,416 WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. WE'RE FEEDING YOUR COVERAGE CLOSED-CIRCUIT TO CHICAGO. 881 01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:29,919 YOU'RE KIDDIN'? NOW, JUST DO A GOOD JOB, SON. 882 01:06:30,419 --> 01:06:33,923 I'VE GOT CONFIDENCE IN YOU-- ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOU'VE GOT IN YOURSELF. 883 01:06:35,925 --> 01:06:40,563 OH, DEAR. THERE'S THAT MR. HIPPLEWAITE FROM LAST YEAR'S PICKLES. 884 01:06:43,432 --> 01:06:49,822 - HE'S BEGINNING TOBEA PICKLE. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 885 01:06:49,822 --> 01:06:53,192 WE ARE NOW READY FOR THE FINALS IN MINCEMEAT. 886 01:06:53,192 --> 01:06:56,162 [ Spritzing ] 887 01:06:56,162 --> 01:06:58,664 ANY CHANCE OF MY DUCKIN' SQUASH NEXT YEAR? 888 01:06:58,664 --> 01:07:01,167 THERE SHOULD BE AN OPENIN' FOR YOU IN JELLIES. 889 01:07:01,167 --> 01:07:04,670 [ Spritzes ] WILSON JUST DOESN'T HAVE THE BUDS FOR IT ANYMORE. 890 01:07:04,670 --> 01:07:07,673 [ Chattering Fades ] 891 01:07:24,190 --> 01:07:26,192 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 892 01:08:14,073 --> 01:08:18,077 [ No Audible Gulping ] 893 01:08:27,086 --> 01:08:29,288 WHAT DO YOU THINK? I DON'T KNOW. 894 01:08:31,006 --> 01:08:34,009 THAT LITTLE GUY LOOKS LIKE HE GOT SOME KINDA NERVOUS TIC. 895 01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:09,578 [ Crowd Chattering Softly ] 896 01:09:09,578 --> 01:09:12,498 MMM? [ Chattering Continues ] 897 01:09:12,498 --> 01:09:15,751 [ Murmuring ] 898 01:09:18,921 --> 01:09:21,841 [ Murmuring Continues ] 899 01:09:26,846 --> 01:09:30,850 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NOW FOR THE MINCEMEAT RESULTS. 900 01:09:31,851 --> 01:09:34,854 PARDON ME, JUST A MOMENT. WHAT ABOUT THE PLAQUE? 901 01:09:34,854 --> 01:09:38,357 [ Murmurs ] BY ALL MEANS. 902 01:09:39,859 --> 01:09:42,111 - YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. - [ Chattering Continues ] 903 01:09:42,611 --> 01:09:46,115 SILENCE. QUIET! 904 01:09:46,115 --> 01:09:52,121 [ Chattering Fades ] AS YOU KNOW, WE OCCASIONALLY GIVE A PLAQUE... 905 01:09:52,121 --> 01:09:57,459 FOR DISTINGUISHED ACHIEVEMENT. [ Applauding ] 906 01:09:57,459 --> 01:10:02,882 [ Applause Fades ] THIS PLAQUE IS GIVEN IN CERTAIN "CARE CASES"-- 907 01:10:03,382 --> 01:10:05,885 "RARE RACES." 908 01:10:05,885 --> 01:10:11,390 IT WAS "UMANISLY"-- "UNANISLY-MUH-LY"... 909 01:10:11,390 --> 01:10:14,393 VOTED AT THIS YEAR'S FAIR... 910 01:10:14,393 --> 01:10:19,698 TO THE TANGIEST MINCEMEAT THE JUDGES HAVE EVER TASTED. 911 01:10:20,199 --> 01:10:24,286 THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S FIRST PRIZE AND THE SPECIAL PLAQUE... 912 01:10:24,286 --> 01:10:28,958 IS MRS. MELISSA "FRAN" OF "BAKING"-- 913 01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:32,628 MAKING-- BRANNING-- BRINK-- MRS.-- THIS LADY HERE. 914 01:10:32,628 --> 01:10:35,047 [ Applause ] [ Sighs ] 915 01:10:35,047 --> 01:10:37,049 I THINK I'M GONNA CRY. I HONESTLY DO. 916 01:10:39,301 --> 01:10:41,637 CONGRATULATIONS, MRS. FRAKE, AND A GREAT BIG HANDSHAKE... 917 01:10:41,637 --> 01:10:43,639 FROM THE MAKERS OF SUNBURST SHAMPOO. OH, THANK YOU. 918 01:10:43,639 --> 01:10:45,641 MAY I HAVE THE PLAQUE? THANK YOU. HERE YOU GO. 919 01:10:45,641 --> 01:10:49,645 NOW, COULD YOU TELL US A WORD OR TWO ABOUT YOUR RECIPE? OH, IT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S. 920 01:10:49,645 --> 01:10:53,649 WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY WAS HER SECRET? SHE BELIEVED IN PLENTY OF LEMON. 921 01:10:54,149 --> 01:10:58,654 PLENTY OF LEMON. WONDERFUL. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MRS. FRAKE. OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 922 01:10:58,654 --> 01:11:02,157 AND NOW WE'LL GET A RUNDOWN FROM OUR JUDGES. MR. HIPPLEWAITE, JUST A WORD, PLEASE. 923 01:11:02,157 --> 01:11:04,159 I'D BE HAPPY TO, YOUNG MAN. 924 01:11:04,159 --> 01:11:09,164 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-- [ Burps ] YES. THANK YOU, MR. HIPPLEWAITE. 925 01:11:09,164 --> 01:11:13,168 IF YOU'LL FOLLOW US THIS WAY, WE HAVE A WONDERFUL SELECTION OF DRIED FIG NEWTONS-- 926 01:11:16,171 --> 01:11:19,675 [ Big Tex ] YOU WILL LOVE EVERY MINUTE. 927 01:11:19,675 --> 01:11:24,179 I NEVER KNEW WHAT A STRAIN IT WAS TO FINALLY GET SOMETHING YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED. 928 01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,683 HOW ABOUT AN ICE-CREAM SODA TO CELEBRATE? I DON'T THINK SO, DEAR. 929 01:11:27,683 --> 01:11:32,104 I'M WORN OUT. I'M GOING BACK TO THE TRAILER AND LIE DOWN. YOU RUN ALONG AND HAVE FUN. 930 01:11:32,104 --> 01:11:34,106 ALL RIGHT, MOTHER. SEE YOU AT 7:00. OKAY, DARLING. 931 01:11:34,106 --> 01:11:36,108 GET A GOOD REST. I WILL. 932 01:11:39,611 --> 01:11:43,983 - JERRY. - I'VE JUST ENOUGH TIME FOR A MIDDLE COMMERCIAL. 933 01:11:43,983 --> 01:11:46,485 HOW ARE YA? I GOTTA GO IN A MINUTE, 'CAUSE I'M DUE BACK IN LIVESTOCK. 934 01:11:46,986 --> 01:11:48,988 ABOUT TONIGHT, THIS TRAILER OR WHATEVER IT IS-- 935 01:11:48,988 --> 01:11:50,990 ARE YOUR FOLKS GONNA BE HOME? YES. WHY? 936 01:11:51,490 --> 01:11:55,494 WELL, NOTHIN'. I JUST THOUGHT I MIGHT FIND A QUIET PLACE AND SQUEEZE IN A LITTLE CHESS. 937 01:11:55,494 --> 01:12:00,499 DADDY DOESN'T LIKE CHESS. HE'D RATHER I PLAYED OUTDOOR GAMES. 938 01:12:00,499 --> 01:12:03,502 UH-HUH. WELL, UH, ANYTHING FOR DADDY. 939 01:12:04,503 --> 01:12:06,638 I'LL SEE YOU AT 8:00. 940 01:12:12,394 --> 01:12:15,597 ???? [ Piano: Soft-shoe ] 941 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,402 [ Whistle Blows ] 942 01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:22,104 ???? [ Piano Stops ] ALL IDS. TAKE 10. 943 01:12:22,104 --> 01:12:25,607 [ Chattering ] 944 01:12:40,339 --> 01:12:42,841 WHO'S THE COMPETITION? A FARMER, AND I QUOTE. 945 01:12:42,841 --> 01:12:45,844 YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO AN ENCORE? HE IS. I DID THE APPLAUDING. 946 01:12:46,345 --> 01:12:48,630 HE'S A NICE GUY, JIM-- A VERY NICE GUY. 947 01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:56,939 [ Engine Stops ] 948 01:13:04,530 --> 01:13:08,283 TOOK ME ALL MORNING. THE "Y" IS A LITTLE COCKEYED, BUT I WANTED TO DO IT MYSELF. 949 01:13:08,283 --> 01:13:10,869 DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE TO TOUCH IT. 950 01:13:11,370 --> 01:13:14,873 WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL, DARLING. 951 01:13:14,873 --> 01:13:19,378 I GOT THE IDEA FROMDAWN PATROL. IT WAS ON TV, AND THE PILOT PUT THE NAME ON THE COWLING. 952 01:13:19,378 --> 01:13:22,381 JUST BEFORE THEY WERE SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES. [ Both Laugh ] 953 01:13:22,881 --> 01:13:26,385 DON'T YOU WORRY. WITH THAT LITTLE OLD NAME THERE, I'M BOUND TO COME OUT FINE. 954 01:13:26,385 --> 01:13:29,388 I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE TRACK. SEE YOU AFTER THE SHOW. WAIT A MINUTE. 955 01:13:29,388 --> 01:13:33,225 YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN OUR GROUND RULES? THIS IS JUST A SPLIT WEEK IN DALLAS. NO OPTIONS. 956 01:13:33,225 --> 01:13:36,145 SURE, SURE. IT'S NOTHIN' SERIOUS. 957 01:13:37,146 --> 01:13:39,014 WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE "EMILY," DON'T WE? 958 01:13:48,657 --> 01:13:53,078 YES, SUPPOSE WE DO HAVE TO CELEBRATE "EMEngine Idlin g, Revs ] 959 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,002 [ Tires Squeal ] 960 01:14:03,005 --> 01:14:05,507 ISN'T IT TIME FOR YOU TO BE GOING TO BED? 961 01:14:06,008 --> 01:14:08,460 I THOUGHT I MIGHT WAIT UP FOR THE KIDS. 962 01:14:08,961 --> 01:14:12,464 THINKING OF THAT OLD SLAB OF BACON, AREN'T YOU? HMM. I SUPPOSE SO. 963 01:14:14,466 --> 01:14:19,471 MOST PEOPLE WANT ONE THING OR ANOTHER-- EVEN IF IT'S FOOLISH-- 964 01:14:19,471 --> 01:14:22,474 AND THIS IS THE TIME FOR ME. 965 01:14:22,474 --> 01:14:24,977 OH, THERE'LL BE OTHER FAIRS, 966 01:14:25,477 --> 01:14:28,480 BUT I'LL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER BLUEBOY. 967 01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:32,484 IT'S AS IF THE LORD SAID, "THIS IS IT, ABEL. 968 01:14:32,985 --> 01:14:36,488 YOU'VE GOT BLUEBOY AT HIS PEAK." 969 01:14:36,488 --> 01:14:40,492 AND DARNED IF I DON'T THINK SO, MELISSA. 970 01:14:40,492 --> 01:14:45,998 IT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE TO A PERSON. LIKE LINDBERGH. 971 01:14:45,998 --> 01:14:51,003 HE HAD ONLY ONE CHANCE THAT NIGHT HE TOOK OFF. 972 01:14:51,003 --> 01:14:56,008 THAT WAS THE TIME, RIGHT THEN, 973 01:14:56,008 --> 01:14:58,010 THAT EXACT VERY HOUR. 974 01:14:58,510 --> 01:15:02,014 I'M SURE GLAD HE DIDN'T TRY TO GET BLUEBOY OFF THE GROUND. HMM. 975 01:15:03,515 --> 01:15:09,021 AH, YOU WAIT AND SEE. IT'S GONNA BE THAT WAY HERE. 976 01:15:09,021 --> 01:15:15,027 IT'S THIS FAIR. NO OTHER FAIR. THIS ONE. 977 01:15:15,027 --> 01:15:18,030 NOW OR NEVER. 978 01:15:18,030 --> 01:15:21,783 YOU BETTER GO TO BED, HONEY. I'LL STAY A SPELL FOR MARGY. 979 01:15:21,783 --> 01:15:25,787 SHE SEEMS SO AT LOOSE ENDS. I HOPE SHE FINDS SOME WAY TO AMUSE HERSELF. 980 01:15:25,787 --> 01:15:27,923 GOOD NIGHT, DARLIN'. GOOD NIGHT. 981 01:15:27,923 --> 01:15:31,927 ???? [ Waltz ] [ Chorus ] ?? IT'S A GRAND NIGHT FOR SINGING ?? 982 01:15:32,427 --> 01:15:35,931 [ Man ] ?? THE MOON IS FLYIN' HIGH ?? 983 01:15:36,431 --> 01:15:39,935 ?? AND SOMEWHERE A BIRD WHO IS BOUND HE'LL BE HEARD ?? 984 01:15:39,935 --> 01:15:43,438 ?? IS THROWING HIS HEART AT THE SKY ?? 985 01:15:43,438 --> 01:15:47,609 [ Jerry ] ?? IT'S A GRAND NIGHT FOR SINGING ?? 986 01:15:47,609 --> 01:15:51,813 ?? THE STARS ARE BRIGHT ABOVE ?? 987 01:15:51,813 --> 01:15:55,784 [ Together ] ?? THE EARTH IS AGLOW AND TO ADD TO THE SHOW ?? 988 01:15:55,784 --> 01:16:00,289 ?? ?? I THINK I AM FALLING IN LOVE 989 01:16:00,289 --> 01:16:06,461 ?? FALLING, FALLING IN LOVE ?? ?? FALLING, FALLING ?? 990 01:16:07,796 --> 01:16:11,800 [ Together ] ?? MAYBE IT'S MORE THAN THE MOON ?? 991 01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:15,804 [ Jerry ] ?? MAYBE IT'S MORE THAN THE BIRDS ?? 992 01:16:15,804 --> 01:16:19,308 ?? MAYBE IT'S MORE THAN THE SIGHT OF THE NIGHT ?? 993 01:16:19,308 --> 01:16:23,095 ?? IN A LIGHT TOO LOVELY FOR WORDS ?? 994 01:16:23,095 --> 01:16:27,316 ?? MAYBE IT'S MORE THAN THE EARTH ?? 995 01:16:27,316 --> 01:16:31,019 ?? SHINY AND SILVERY BLUE ?? 996 01:16:31,019 --> 01:16:35,407 ?? MAYBE THE REASON I'M FEELIN' THIS WAY ?? 997 01:16:35,407 --> 01:16:38,410 ?? ?? HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU 998 01:16:38,410 --> 01:16:42,831 [ Together ] ?? IT'S A GRAND NIGHT FOR SINGING ?? 999 01:16:43,332 --> 01:16:46,835 ?? THE MOON IS FLYING HIGH ?? 1000 01:16:47,336 --> 01:16:50,839 ?? AND SOMEWHERE A BIRD WHO IS BOUND HE'LL BE HEARD ?? 1001 01:16:50,839 --> 01:16:54,343 ?? IS THROWING HIS HEART AT THE SKY ?? 1002 01:16:54,843 --> 01:16:58,847 ?? IT'S A GRAND NIGHT FOR SINGING ?? 1003 01:16:58,847 --> 01:17:02,851 ?? THE STARS ARE BRIGHT ABOVE ?? 1004 01:17:02,851 --> 01:17:06,855 ?? THE EARTH IS AGLOW AND TO ADD TO THE SHOW ?? 1005 01:17:06,855 --> 01:17:10,859 ?? ?? I THINK I AM FALLING IN LOVE 1006 01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:14,363 ?? FALLING, FALLING ?? 1007 01:17:14,863 --> 01:17:17,866 ?? IN LOVE ???? 1008 01:17:19,368 --> 01:17:24,573 ???? [ Both Scatting ] 1009 01:17:26,074 --> 01:17:29,077 ?? IT'S A GRAND NIGHT-- ?? 1010 01:17:30,078 --> 01:17:33,582 ?? MMM ???? EMILY. EMILY. 1011 01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:37,586 WAIT, EMILY. REALLY. WAIT. [ Giggling ] 1012 01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:40,589 LOOK, I'VE BEEN WAITIN' ALL NIGHT FOR THIS. 1013 01:17:40,589 --> 01:17:42,591 TURN AROUND. WHAT? 1014 01:17:42,591 --> 01:17:45,093 TURN AROUND. TURN AROUND. 1015 01:17:45,093 --> 01:17:47,095 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1016 01:17:47,596 --> 01:17:49,598 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1017 01:17:58,273 --> 01:18:00,275 OKAY. 1018 01:18:06,281 --> 01:18:08,784 [ Quietly ] OH. 1019 01:18:09,284 --> 01:18:12,287 OH, WAYNE. DON'T YOU LIKE IT? 1020 01:18:12,287 --> 01:18:16,792 IT'S ALMOST A CARAT. THE JEWELER SAID... YOU COULD, UH-- 1021 01:18:16,792 --> 01:18:20,178 YOU COULD SAY IT'S A CARAT AND, UH, NOBODY WOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 1022 01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:25,183 [ Sighs ] WAYNE. 1023 01:18:26,685 --> 01:18:29,688 DEAR, CRAZY-- 1024 01:18:33,892 --> 01:18:37,896 WAIT TILL YOU MEET THE FOLKS. EMILY, YOU'LL LOVE 'EM. 1025 01:18:37,896 --> 01:18:39,898 AND BANNING-- YOU'LL LIKE BANNING. 1026 01:18:39,898 --> 01:18:43,402 LISTEN, THERE'S THE-- THERE'S THE WEDNESDAY BRIDGE CLUB, THE WOMEN'S CLUB. 1027 01:18:43,402 --> 01:18:47,572 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE UP YOUR SINGING. MOTHER PLAYS THE PIANO. [ Laughing ] OH. 1028 01:18:47,572 --> 01:18:52,878 OH, EMILY, YOU'RE THE MOST EXCITING GIRL I'VE EVER KNOWN. 1029 01:18:56,381 --> 01:18:59,885 [ Giggling ] 1030 01:19:01,386 --> 01:19:04,389 THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFUL NIGHT OF MY LIFE. 1031 01:19:04,389 --> 01:19:07,592 DON'T YOU SPOIL IT WITH A LOT OF WORDS. 1032 01:19:08,593 --> 01:19:11,096 I DIDN'T SAY A THING, DARLING. 1033 01:19:12,597 --> 01:19:15,100 [ Sobs ] 1034 01:19:18,603 --> 01:19:20,605 [ Sighs ] OH. 1035 01:19:26,611 --> 01:19:29,614 WHEN THE FAIR'S OVER, YOU'LL GO OFF SOMEPLACE-- 1036 01:19:29,614 --> 01:19:32,117 TO EGYPT OR ONE OF THOSE COUNTRIES. 1037 01:19:32,117 --> 01:19:34,119 THEN WHERE WOULD I BE? 1038 01:19:34,619 --> 01:19:37,622 WITH ME. WHEREVER I GO, YOU GO. 1039 01:19:37,622 --> 01:19:42,127 I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT DRESS FOR EGYPT. WELL, DON'T YOU BOTHER ABOUT IT. 1040 01:19:42,627 --> 01:19:46,131 JUST, UH, DON'T BOTHER ABOUT IT. 1041 01:19:48,350 --> 01:19:50,852 PLEASE, JERRY. WELL, WHY NOT? 1042 01:19:50,852 --> 01:19:55,357 IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO HARRY. LOOK, CAN WE DROP HARRY... RIGHT ON HIS PINK SKULL? 1043 01:19:55,357 --> 01:19:57,859 DON'T GET ANGRY. IT'S NOT JUST HARRY. 1044 01:19:57,859 --> 01:20:00,862 WHAT WE'RE DOING-- YOU KNOW IT'LL LEAD TO SOMETHING. 1045 01:20:00,862 --> 01:20:03,148 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO. IT WILL. YOU KNOW IT. 1046 01:20:03,148 --> 01:20:08,487 BESIDES, IT MAY BE DIFFERENT FOR YOU. FOR A GIRL, THERE'S ONLY ONE TIME. 1047 01:20:08,487 --> 01:20:12,491 WELL, ONE TIME IN 18 YEARS-- THAT'S NOT SUCH A BAD RECORD AT ALL, BABY. 1048 01:20:12,491 --> 01:20:14,743 PLEASE DON'T JOKE. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1049 01:20:14,743 --> 01:20:19,130 I GUESS YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF AN ANGEL. WELL, I'M NOT. 1050 01:20:19,130 --> 01:20:22,133 I'VE GOT FEELINGS PEOPLE IN BANNING DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT. 1051 01:20:22,634 --> 01:20:25,253 IT'S JUST-- I KNOW. YOU'RE NO ANGEL. 1052 01:20:25,253 --> 01:20:30,759 ?? THIS ISN'T HEAVEN WHO NEEDS IT ?? 1053 01:20:30,759 --> 01:20:34,262 ?? THIS IS THE EARTH AND YOU ?? 1054 01:20:35,263 --> 01:20:40,769 ?? YOU'RE NOT AN ANGEL WHO WANTS ONE ?? 1055 01:20:41,269 --> 01:20:45,073 ?? YOU IN THE FLESH WILL DO ?? 1056 01:20:45,073 --> 01:20:49,911 ?? YOU'RE SO REAL I'M REELIN' ?? 1057 01:20:50,912 --> 01:20:54,916 ?? WHO CALLED YOU DIVINE ?? 1058 01:20:55,917 --> 01:21:00,422 ?? WATCH ME WALK ACROSS THE CEILIN' ?? 1059 01:21:00,422 --> 01:21:04,926 ?? SHOUTIN', YOU'RE MINE YOU'RE MINE ?? 1060 01:21:05,927 --> 01:21:10,932 ?? THIS ISN'T HEAVEN SO WHAT ?? 1061 01:21:10,932 --> 01:21:15,437 ?? YOU'RE NOT AN ANGEL NO, YOU'RE NOT ?? 1062 01:21:15,437 --> 01:21:20,442 ?? YOU'RE MINE YOU'RE MINE ?? 1063 01:21:20,442 --> 01:21:24,446 ?? YOU'RE MINE ?? 1064 01:21:24,446 --> 01:21:27,649 DOES THAT MEAN YOU LOVE ME? WHAT'D IT SOUND LIKE, A HOEDOWN? 1065 01:21:27,649 --> 01:21:31,036 ANSWER IMPORTANT TO ME. 1066 01:21:31,036 --> 01:21:36,041 ?? YOU'RE SO REAL I'M REELIN' ?? 1067 01:21:36,041 --> 01:21:40,045 ?? WHO CALLED YOU DIVINE ?? 1068 01:21:41,046 --> 01:21:46,051 ?? WATCH ME WALK ACROSS THE CEILIN' ?? 1069 01:21:46,051 --> 01:21:49,554 ?? SHOUTIN' YOU'RE MINE ?? 1070 01:21:49,554 --> 01:21:55,060 ?? YOU'RE MINE ?? 1071 01:22:00,065 --> 01:22:02,567 OF COURSE I LOVE YOU. 1072 01:22:04,069 --> 01:22:07,072 THEN I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS. 1073 01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:17,582 I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T LIE, 1074 01:22:17,582 --> 01:22:19,584 SO I DON'T CARE. 1075 01:22:19,584 --> 01:22:21,586 I DON'T. 1076 01:22:23,088 --> 01:22:24,589 UM-- 1077 01:22:25,090 --> 01:22:27,008 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1078 01:22:27,008 --> 01:22:29,678 LOOK, CAN WE-- CAN WE BOOK THIS FOR ANOTHER TIME, HUH? 1079 01:22:30,178 --> 01:22:31,930 WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER TOMORROW NIGHT? 1080 01:22:31,930 --> 01:22:36,217 YEAH. YEAH, I'LL, UH, BE IN FRONT OF BIG TEX. BUT, UH-- BUT-- 1081 01:22:36,217 --> 01:22:39,721 GO AHEAD HOME, WILL YA? JUST... GO AHEAD HOME. 1082 01:22:49,230 --> 01:22:51,733 I COULD NEVER MARRY HARRY. 1083 01:22:51,733 --> 01:22:54,035 HOW COULD I, WHEN I LOVEYOUSO MUCH? GOOD NIGHT! 1084 01:23:03,044 --> 01:23:08,049 ?? THIS ISN'T HEAVEN SO WHAT ?? 1085 01:23:08,550 --> 01:23:14,055 ?? YOU'RE NOT AN ANGEL NO, YOU'RE NOT ?? 1086 01:23:15,056 --> 01:23:18,560 ?? YOU'RE M-- ???? 1087 01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:22,564 ???? [ Continues ] 1088 01:23:31,573 --> 01:23:35,577 ???? [ Ends ] 1089 01:23:38,190 --> 01:23:41,777 ATTENTION, PLEASE. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 1090 01:23:42,278 --> 01:23:46,582 NEXT EVENT-- JUDGING FOR GRAND CHAMPION, HAMPSHIRE BOARS. 1091 01:23:46,582 --> 01:23:49,418 [ Both Grunting ] 1092 01:23:49,418 --> 01:23:52,871 WILL CONTESTANTS PLEASE GET THEIR PIGS READY FOR THE DRIVE? 1093 01:23:52,871 --> 01:23:56,842 HEY, DAD, HE LOOKS GOOD, LIKE A CHAMPION SHOULD. HE SURE DOES. 1094 01:23:56,842 --> 01:24:00,346 HONEY, YOU ALL RIGHT? HOW'S BLUEBOY? HOW DO YOU FEEL? CAN I DO SOMETHING-- 1095 01:24:00,346 --> 01:24:03,349 PLEASE, MELISSA! HE'S READY TO GO. WILL THE JUNIOR CHAMPION-- 1096 01:24:03,349 --> 01:24:06,352 HURRY UP AND STOP WORRYING, MELISSA. I'M NOT WORRIED. 1097 01:24:06,352 --> 01:24:11,857 AFTER ALL, BLUEBOY IS A FRAKE. COME ON, MOM. GOOD LUCK, DAD. 1098 01:24:13,225 --> 01:24:16,028 WILL THE JUNIOR CHAMPION PLEASE COME TO THE RING? 1099 01:24:19,732 --> 01:24:22,067 HERE'S THE JUNIOR CHAMPION-- 1100 01:24:22,067 --> 01:24:25,704 THUNDERBOLT, NUMBER 184. 1101 01:24:25,704 --> 01:24:29,575 SHOWING FOR GRAND CHAMPION HAMPSHIRE BOAR. 1102 01:24:29,575 --> 01:24:32,077 OWNER, TRI-STATE FARMS. 1103 01:24:32,077 --> 01:24:34,997 [ Crowd Applauding ] 1104 01:24:43,505 --> 01:24:46,308 [ Grunting ] 1105 01:24:46,308 --> 01:24:48,560 [ Grunting Continues ] LOOKS KINDA BIG, DOESN'T HE? 1106 01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:54,266 [ Grunting ] 1107 01:24:57,486 --> 01:25:00,939 NOW, REMEMBER, BABY, DON'T RUB IT IN. [ Grunting ] 1108 01:25:01,440 --> 01:25:04,443 JUST GIVE HIM THE LICKIN' OF HIS LIFE... 1109 01:25:04,443 --> 01:25:07,663 AND THEN GIVE HIM A KINDLY SMILE. 1110 01:25:07,663 --> 01:25:10,366 WILL THE SENIOR CHAMPION PLEASE COME TO THE RING? 1111 01:25:10,366 --> 01:25:14,119 FEEDING TIME FOR ZSA ZSA. GOOD LUCK, ABEL. THANKS, GEORGE. 1112 01:25:17,456 --> 01:25:20,459 [ Grunts, Squeals Softly ] 1113 01:25:26,765 --> 01:25:29,268 [ Announcer ] THE SENIOR CHAMPION-- 1114 01:25:29,268 --> 01:25:32,771 BLUEBOY, NUMBER 510. 1115 01:25:33,272 --> 01:25:36,024 FINALIST FOR GRAND CHAMPION. [ Loud Applause ] 1116 01:25:36,024 --> 01:25:39,194 [ Applause Continues ] OWNER, MR. ABEL FRAKE. 1117 01:25:41,947 --> 01:25:48,320 [ Snuffling Rapidly ] 1118 01:25:52,324 --> 01:25:55,294 [ Snuffling Continues ] 1119 01:26:02,217 --> 01:26:04,586 [ Stops ] 1120 01:26:07,055 --> 01:26:11,760 [ Grunting Softly ] 1121 01:26:13,429 --> 01:26:15,597 [ Snuffling ] 1122 01:26:19,818 --> 01:26:22,321 -[ Audience Chuckling ] - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM? 1123 01:26:22,321 --> 01:26:25,073 SHH. POOR ABEL. 1124 01:26:25,073 --> 01:26:29,862 BLUEBOY, BABY. NOT HERE. THIS IS THE FINALS! 1125 01:26:30,362 --> 01:26:33,081 THERE'S NOTHING TO FRET ABOUT. YOU'RE SOUND AS A DOLLAR. 1126 01:26:33,081 --> 01:26:37,953 [ Judge ] AS A MATTER OF CURIOSITY, UH, IS THIS HIS NORMAL STANCE? 1127 01:26:37,953 --> 01:26:42,958 HE'S PLANNING, SIR. BLUEBOY ALWAYS DOES A LITTLE PLANNING BEFORE HE STANDS UP. 1128 01:26:42,958 --> 01:26:45,294 RIGHT, BLUEBOY? [ Panting ] 1129 01:26:45,294 --> 01:26:49,715 BLUEBOY, BABY, YOU'RE CARRYING AROUND THE MOST HOG THERE EVER WAS IN THE WORLD. 1130 01:26:49,715 --> 01:26:53,018 STRUT YOUR STUFF. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR. 1131 01:26:53,018 --> 01:26:55,771 WE'VE BEEN WAITING A WHOLE YEAR FOR THIS. 1132 01:26:55,771 --> 01:26:59,641 [ Panting Continues ] 1133 01:27:01,143 --> 01:27:04,947 LOOK, YOU LEAD QUARTER, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR PSYCHE! 1134 01:27:04,947 --> 01:27:08,534 GET UP OFF YOUR HAMS! GET UP! 1135 01:27:08,534 --> 01:27:10,819 [ Groans ] 1136 01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:14,289 [ Audience Laughing ] 1137 01:27:27,219 --> 01:27:30,889 [ Grunting ] 1138 01:27:30,889 --> 01:27:32,808 [ Grunts ] 1139 01:27:34,142 --> 01:27:39,515 [ Snuffling ] 1140 01:27:39,515 --> 01:27:43,018 [ Snuffling Continues ] 1141 01:27:46,271 --> 01:27:48,273 [ Stops ] 1142 01:27:48,273 --> 01:27:52,494 [ Grunting Softly ] 1143 01:27:52,494 --> 01:27:57,416 [ Grunting Continues ] 1144 01:28:09,344 --> 01:28:14,299 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1145 01:28:14,299 --> 01:28:16,301 ATTENTION, PLEASE. 1146 01:28:16,301 --> 01:28:20,606 TURN TO PAGE 115 IN YOUR CATALOG. 1147 01:28:20,606 --> 01:28:24,560 I HAVE THE HONOR TO ANNOUNCE THE GRAND CHAMPION HAMPSHIRE BOAR. 1148 01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:29,448 - NUMBER 510, BLUEBOY-- -[ Applause ] 1149 01:28:29,448 --> 01:28:32,067 OWNER, ABEL FRAKE! 1150 01:28:34,953 --> 01:28:37,456 WILL MR. FRAKE PLEASE COME TO THE JUDGES' STAND? 1151 01:28:37,456 --> 01:28:40,459 ???? [ Marching Band ] 1152 01:28:40,459 --> 01:28:43,462 ???? [ Continues ] ATTABABY! 1153 01:28:54,172 --> 01:29:00,178 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1154 01:29:09,521 --> 01:29:11,940 [ Man Announcing ] GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 1155 01:29:11,940 --> 01:29:17,446 WELCOME TO THE FIFTH RUNNING OF THE TEXAS STATE FAIR ANNUAL GOLD CUP RACE. 1156 01:29:17,446 --> 01:29:22,334 GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THIS IS JERRY DUNDEE AT THE FAIRGROUNDS RACETRACK. 1157 01:29:22,334 --> 01:29:26,338 AS I LOOK AROUND, I CAN SEE THE STANDS FILLING UP VERY RAPIDLY. LOOKS LIKE A RECORD TURNOUT. 1158 01:29:26,338 --> 01:29:30,842 IN FACT, I CAN SEE AN AWFUL LOT OF THE TOURING PROS ON HAND THIS AFTERNOON FOR THIS ONE... 1159 01:29:30,842 --> 01:29:32,844 IN ADDITION TO A FEW OF THE BETTER "FOR FUN" BOYS. 1160 01:29:32,844 --> 01:29:36,298 [ Engine Revving ] 1161 01:29:45,691 --> 01:29:48,193 THERE HE IS! OH, YEAH. COME ON. 1162 01:29:51,780 --> 01:29:54,282 I'M SORRY. YOU STILL HERE? 1163 01:29:54,282 --> 01:29:57,786 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE ON YOUR WAY TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN BY NOW. 1164 01:29:57,786 --> 01:29:59,788 I'LL BE ON THE TRACK, RED. LOOK ME UP. 1165 01:29:59,788 --> 01:30:01,790 I'LL DO THAT. 1166 01:30:01,790 --> 01:30:05,293 GO EASY. RED WAS AROUND WHEN THE WHEEL WAS INVENTED. 1167 01:30:05,293 --> 01:30:08,296 IF HE WANTS TO PLAY, I'LL BE AS TOUGH AS HE IS. I DOUBT THAT. 1168 01:30:08,296 --> 01:30:10,799 HE HATES PEOPLE FOR A LIVING. 1169 01:30:14,336 --> 01:30:16,838 [ Announcer ] GOLD CUP ENTRIES TO THE STARTIN' LINE. 1170 01:30:16,838 --> 01:30:22,260 ALL CARS, PLEASE TAKE ASSIGNED POSITIONS. 1171 01:30:46,368 --> 01:30:49,371 WHAT'S THAT ON THE BACK OF WAYNE'S CAR? 1172 01:30:49,371 --> 01:30:51,373 SOME KIND OF PRINTING. 1173 01:30:51,373 --> 01:30:53,258 LOOKS LIKE "EARLY." 1174 01:30:55,510 --> 01:30:59,214 [ Margy ] DADDY, IT DOESN'T SAY "EARLY." IT SAYS "EMILY." 1175 01:30:59,214 --> 01:31:02,017 HE DOESN'T KNOW AN EMILY-- OR DIDN'T. 1176 01:31:02,017 --> 01:31:04,386 WONDER WHAT THE BOY'S BEEN UP TO? 1177 01:31:04,386 --> 01:31:08,306 MAYBE HE'S NAMED IT AFTER ONE OF THOSE HURRICANES BACK EAST? 1178 01:31:08,306 --> 01:31:12,310 THAT'S RIGHT. I THINK THERE WAS AN EMILY LAST SEPTEMBER. 1179 01:31:12,310 --> 01:31:16,114 DON'T KID ME. THERE'S AN EMILY THIS OCTOBER, RIGHT HERE IN DALLAS. 1180 01:31:16,114 --> 01:31:19,735 EMILY'S THAT TRICKY CARBURETOR HE'S BEEN TRYIN' TO FIX ALL THIS WEEK. 1181 01:31:19,735 --> 01:31:23,071 SO WHAT? WAYNE'S A SENSIBLE BOY. 1182 01:31:23,071 --> 01:31:26,875 ALL A SENSIBLE BOY NEEDS IS TO BUMP INTO SOMEBODY WITH THE RIGHT KIND OF TWITCH. 1183 01:31:26,875 --> 01:31:30,629 HE'LL THINK IT'S LOVE, AND THAT'LL BE THE END OF HIS BEING SENSIBLE. 1184 01:31:34,549 --> 01:31:36,501 THE CARS HAVE TAKEN THEIR POSITION NOW, 1185 01:31:36,501 --> 01:31:39,721 AND THOSE WITH THE FASTEST QUALIFYING TIMES ARE IN THE BACKFIELD. 1186 01:31:39,721 --> 01:31:42,974 [ Engines Revving ] 1187 01:31:56,738 --> 01:32:00,075 I HATE THESE THINGS. I JUST HATE 'EM. 1188 01:32:00,575 --> 01:32:04,579 THE BOY WANTS EXCITEMENT. I WAS THAT WAY WHEN I WAS HIS AGE. 1189 01:32:04,579 --> 01:32:09,084 HMM. WHEN YOU WERE HIS AGE, AUTOMOBILES WENT SIX MILES AN HOUR. 1190 01:32:13,588 --> 01:32:15,924 [ Tires Squealing ] 1191 01:32:41,950 --> 01:32:44,820 FRAKE IS MOVING UP, WITH RED HOERTER CHALLENGING ALL THE WAY. 1192 01:32:44,820 --> 01:32:47,823 THIS IS A REMATCH. THESE BOYS HAD A MEAN GO AT EACH OTHER LAST YEAR. 1193 01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:09,311 - [ Tires Squealing ] - [ Women Screaming ] 1194 01:33:11,813 --> 01:33:13,982 [ Siren Wailing ] 1195 01:33:13,982 --> 01:33:18,103 [ Siren Continues ] 1196 01:33:18,103 --> 01:33:20,405 THE DRIVER SEEMS TO BE ALL RIGHT EXCEPT FOR WHAT THE PIT BOYS... 1197 01:33:20,405 --> 01:33:22,407 MIGHT CALL A LITTLE BROKEN DIGNITY. 1198 01:33:31,333 --> 01:33:34,953 FRAKE HAS MOVED INTO THE LEAD, AND HIS ARCHENEMY RED HOERTER IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM. 1199 01:33:45,463 --> 01:33:48,633 HOERTER AND FRAKE ARE OPENING UP OUT OF THE PACK NOW. HOLD IT. 1200 01:34:00,145 --> 01:34:02,948 THE YELLOW FLAG IS UP, BUT IT'S TOO LATE TO CATCH THE LEADERS. 1201 01:34:02,948 --> 01:34:04,699 THEY'VE ALREADY HIT THE FAR CHUTE. 1202 01:34:26,004 --> 01:34:26,972 OH! 1203 01:34:39,067 --> 01:34:42,404 ECKHARDT IS NOW MOVING UP TO HOERTER ON THE OUTSIDE. THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR POSITION. 1204 01:34:47,409 --> 01:34:49,694 [ Bangs ] 1205 01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:59,421 [ Banging ] 1206 01:35:04,592 --> 01:35:06,511 THAT WAS A DELIBERATE FORCE-OUT BY RED HOERTER. 1207 01:35:14,302 --> 01:35:17,222 [ Tires Squealing ] 1208 01:35:41,546 --> 01:35:45,467 IT'S TURNING INTO A TWO-MAN GO-- HOERTER IN THE LEAD AND FRAKE RIDING HIGH ON THE OUTSIDE. 1209 01:35:50,638 --> 01:35:52,974 [ Cheers ] 1210 01:36:02,767 --> 01:36:06,237 WHAT? HE'S TRYING TO SQUEEZE HOERTER OUT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1211 01:36:06,237 --> 01:36:09,240 AND ECKHARDT IS TAKING ADVANTAGE BY MOVING UP ON BOTH THOSE BOYS. 1212 01:36:24,873 --> 01:36:28,259 FRAKE IS FORCING HOERTER UP TRACK NOW. IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE'S RIDING TO WIN. 1213 01:36:28,259 --> 01:36:30,712 [ Banging ] 1214 01:36:48,480 --> 01:36:50,031 -[ Audience Screams ] - [ Screams ] 1215 01:36:52,817 --> 01:36:54,786 BOTH DRIVERS HAVE PLOWED THROUGH THAT FENCE. 1216 01:36:55,286 --> 01:36:57,572 MAL ECKHARDT HAS HIT THE CHUTE NOW IN THE NUMBER ONE POSITION! 1217 01:37:00,492 --> 01:37:04,712 [ Audience Cheering ] 1218 01:37:08,049 --> 01:37:10,552 NEVER STRIKE A LADY, RED. 1219 01:37:10,552 --> 01:37:14,839 AMAZING WHAT WE FARM BOYS CAN DO WITH AN ERECTOR SET, ISN'T IT? 1220 01:37:17,175 --> 01:37:19,677 [ Wayne ] THANKS A LOT. 1221 01:37:19,677 --> 01:37:23,181 NOW ALL WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS THAT GIRL. 1222 01:37:23,181 --> 01:37:25,683 AW, NOW, MAMA. WELL, MARGY, HE HAS A GIRL. 1223 01:37:25,683 --> 01:37:29,237 - WHY DOES HE HAVE TO GET MIXED UP WITH TRASH? -[ Abel ] STOP IT, MELISSA. 1224 01:37:30,572 --> 01:37:33,441 IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHY SHOULD WAYNE BE INTERESTED IN TRASH? 1225 01:37:33,441 --> 01:37:35,326 HE MIGHT NOT KNOW SHE'S TRASH. 1226 01:37:35,326 --> 01:37:38,830 SHE MIGHT NOT EITHER. COME ON NOW. 1227 01:37:51,759 --> 01:37:55,346 SO LONG, "EMILY." [ Sobs ] 1228 01:37:58,683 --> 01:38:01,186 OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, DARLING. 1229 01:38:01,186 --> 01:38:04,189 WE WERE SO WORRIED. NICE GOING, SON. 1230 01:38:09,777 --> 01:38:11,779 EMILY? 1231 01:38:21,739 --> 01:38:23,741 EMILY! 1232 01:38:32,834 --> 01:38:35,336 CONGRATULATIONS, JERRY. THAT NETWORK FEED PAID OFF. 1233 01:38:35,336 --> 01:38:38,223 WE GOT A "MUST COME" ON TELETYPE. A "MUST COME"? WHERE? 1234 01:38:38,223 --> 01:38:40,225 THEY WANT YOU TO DO ALL THE BIG TEN GAMES WITH MEL ALLEN. 1235 01:38:40,225 --> 01:38:42,227 YOU LEAVE TONIGHT. TONIGHT? 1236 01:38:42,227 --> 01:38:45,230 THE 8:00 PLANE TO CHICAGO. YOU TEE OFF WITH THE MICHIGAN-NORTHWESTERN GAME. 1237 01:38:45,230 --> 01:38:47,065 NOT TONIGHT. I GOTTA SEE A GIRL. 1238 01:38:47,065 --> 01:38:51,519 THIS IS A JUMP FROM TANK-TOWN TUBE TO THE NETWORKS. YOU CAN'T BLOW IT FOR LOCAL LAUGHS. 1239 01:38:51,519 --> 01:38:54,489 THAT'S THE TROUBLE. SHE'S NOT LOCAL LAUGHS. SEND HER A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. 1240 01:38:54,989 --> 01:38:57,492 I CAN'T EVEN SEND HER A MESSAGE. SHE LIVES IN A TRAILER TOWN. 1241 01:38:57,992 --> 01:38:59,994 I'VE GOT TO SEE HER. THERE'S SOMETHIN' I HAVE TO TELL HER. 1242 01:39:00,495 --> 01:39:01,996 I WANT HER TO KNOW SHE'S NOT MISSING MUCH. 1243 01:39:02,497 --> 01:39:04,999 THAT GIRL WITH THE PINKING SHEARS? I MADE THAT UP. WHAT? 1244 01:39:04,999 --> 01:39:08,503 AND THE CASBAH? I NEVER WAS TO THE CASBAH. I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE MOVIE. 1245 01:39:09,003 --> 01:39:12,507 LOOK, THIS IS YOUR ONE CHANCE. YOU MAY NEVER GET ANOTHER. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'. 1246 01:39:12,507 --> 01:39:15,510 WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND. ARE YOU GOING OR NOT? 1247 01:39:17,011 --> 01:39:18,513 YEAH, I'M GOING. GOOD BOY! 1248 01:39:18,513 --> 01:39:22,517 NOW, STAY AT IT. YOU MAY AMOUNT TO SOMETHING. THANKS. 1249 01:39:22,517 --> 01:39:25,520 ?? THE EARTH IS AGLOW AND TO ADD TO THE SHOW ?? 1250 01:39:25,520 --> 01:39:29,023 ?? ?? I THINK I AM FALLING IN LOVE 1251 01:39:29,023 --> 01:39:31,025 ?? FALLING, FALLING-- ???? 1252 01:39:31,025 --> 01:39:33,027 [ Whispering ] ABEL, DID YOU SPEAK TO HIM? 1253 01:39:33,027 --> 01:39:37,982 [ Whispering ] OF COURSE. HE SAYS HE'S THROUGH WITH RACING. 1254 01:39:38,483 --> 01:39:40,568 HE'S DONE WHAT HE'S WANTED TO. 1255 01:39:41,069 --> 01:39:43,571 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 1256 01:39:43,571 --> 01:39:46,741 ABOUT WHAT HE WROTE ON HIS CAR-- "EMILY." 1257 01:39:47,242 --> 01:39:51,045 HONEY, YOU'RE JUST BUILDING SOMETHING UP. THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 1258 01:39:51,045 --> 01:39:55,383 OH, I TOOK CARE OF THAT. I LAID DOWN THE LAW-- ONE, TWO, THREE. 1259 01:39:55,383 --> 01:39:59,254 I SAID, "WAYNE, YOU TAKE YOUR SISTER AROUND THE FAIR TONIGHT." 1260 01:39:59,254 --> 01:40:02,557 THAT'S TELLIN' HIM. 1261 01:40:03,925 --> 01:40:06,928 HOW DO I LOOK? OH, JUST BEAUTIFUL, DARLING. 1262 01:40:06,928 --> 01:40:08,813 [ Paper Rustling ] DADDY? 1263 01:40:08,813 --> 01:40:11,816 DADDY! JUST A MINUTE. JUST A MINUTE. 1264 01:40:11,816 --> 01:40:13,818 OH, HERE IT IS. IT SAYS HERE, 1265 01:40:14,319 --> 01:40:18,823 "217,000 VISITORS ARE EXPECTED ON THE LAST DAY OF THE FAIR." 1266 01:40:19,324 --> 01:40:22,827 WELL, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT OUT OF THE 217,000, 1267 01:40:22,827 --> 01:40:25,697 YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST GIRL I EVER SAW. [ Laughing ] 1268 01:40:25,697 --> 01:40:28,666 COME ON, CANDY-EYES. LET'S GO. DON'T MAKE IT LATE NOW. 1269 01:40:29,167 --> 01:40:33,171 WE WANT TO GET AN EARLY START IN THE MORNING. BYE-BYE, DARLING. HAVE FUN. 1270 01:40:34,672 --> 01:40:37,675 [ Big Tex ] HURRY! HURRY! 1271 01:40:37,675 --> 01:40:40,678 YOU'LL LOVE EVERY MINUTE. 1272 01:40:40,678 --> 01:40:43,681 YOU'LL HAVE THE TIME... 1273 01:40:43,681 --> 01:40:47,135 OF YOUR LIFE! 1274 01:40:47,135 --> 01:40:50,054 HEY, LOOK, MARGE. UH, IF I GIVE YOU A LITTLE LOOT, 1275 01:40:50,555 --> 01:40:52,557 WOULD YOU KIND OF TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF TONIGHT? 1276 01:40:52,557 --> 01:40:56,060 ONE, TWO, THREE. 1277 01:40:56,060 --> 01:40:59,063 OKAY? THREE DOLLARS? YOU SURE THAT'S ENOUGH? 1278 01:40:59,063 --> 01:41:02,567 PLENTY. I WAS GONNA OFFERYOUTWO DOLLARS. 1279 01:41:05,570 --> 01:41:07,455 [ Big Tex ] HURRY! HURRY! 1280 01:41:07,455 --> 01:41:11,409 [ Grunts ] GET ON YOUR DANCIN' SHOES! YOU AND I ARE GOIN' TO THE FAIR. 1281 01:41:11,409 --> 01:41:14,412 OH, ABEL, PLEASE. I'M SO TIRED, AND I HAVEN'T CHANGED CLOTHES. 1282 01:41:14,412 --> 01:41:17,915 CAN'T WE JUST SIT AROUND AND TALK ABOUT BLUEBOY? HONEY, YOU'RE WRONG. 1283 01:41:17,915 --> 01:41:21,919 I'M A LOVER, NOT A FARMER! OH! [ Laughs ] 1284 01:41:21,919 --> 01:41:25,923 [ Big Tex ] IT'S THE BIGGEST SHOW ON EARTH. [ No Audible Dialogue ] 1285 01:41:25,923 --> 01:41:29,927 HI, EVERYBODY! COME IN. EVERYBODY GOES TO A REAL SHOW. 1286 01:41:29,927 --> 01:41:32,430 THE BIGGEST SHOW ON THE MIDWAY. 1287 01:41:32,430 --> 01:41:36,434 COME IN, EVERYBODY! A TICKET OFFICE HERE, A TICKET OFFICE THERE. 1288 01:41:36,434 --> 01:41:39,937 EVERYBODY HAS A TICKET. COME RIGHT IN. THE GREATEST SHOW-- 1289 01:41:40,438 --> 01:41:43,941 STEP RIGHT UP AND GET YOUR TEXAS BURGERS-- THE BIGGEST HUNK OF MEAT IN THE WORLD! 1290 01:41:44,442 --> 01:41:48,446 [ Man ] GET YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIGGEST MERRY-GO-ROUND IN THE WORLD! 1291 01:41:50,565 --> 01:41:53,434 THE BIGGEST THAT. 1292 01:41:53,434 --> 01:41:55,737 TEXAS HAS THE BIGGEST EVERYTHING. 1293 01:41:57,572 --> 01:42:02,577 ABOUT ALL WE PROVE IS THAT TEXAS HAS THE BIGGEST LIARS. 1294 01:42:04,612 --> 01:42:07,615 ?? DEEP IN THE HEART OF YOU-KNOW-WHAT ?? 1295 01:42:07,615 --> 01:42:10,618 ?? IS THE BIGGEST ROSE THAT GROWS ?? 1296 01:42:11,119 --> 01:42:14,622 ?? SIZE ISN'T WHAT MY GIRL HAS GOT ?? 1297 01:42:14,622 --> 01:42:18,626 ?? BUT A ROSE IS A ROSE ?? 1298 01:42:19,127 --> 01:42:24,632 ?? IS A RO-O-OSE ?? SAY, THAT'S CUTE. 1299 01:42:24,632 --> 01:42:28,636 ?? IT'S THE LITTLE THING S IN TEXAS ?? 1300 01:42:28,636 --> 01:42:31,639 ?? I LOVE ?? 1301 01:42:31,639 --> 01:42:34,642 ?? THERE'S A GIRL WITH A VERY SMALL WAIST ?? 1302 01:42:34,642 --> 01:42:37,645 ? ?? WHO GIVES ME A VERY SMALL SQUEEZE ? 1303 01:42:37,645 --> 01:42:43,818 ?? BUT, OH, HER HEAR T IS BIG AS TEXAS ?? 1304 01:42:43,818 --> 01:42:46,320 ?? IT'S THE LITTLE THING S IN TEXAS ?? 1305 01:42:46,320 --> 01:42:49,323 ?? I LOVE ?? 1306 01:42:49,323 --> 01:42:52,326 ?? WHEN WE GO FOR A VERY SMALL WALK ?? 1307 01:42:52,326 --> 01:42:55,329 ?? OUR TALK IS A VERY SMALL TALK ?? 1308 01:42:55,329 --> 01:43:00,334 ?? AND SOMEHOW WE DON'T TALK OF TEXAS ?? 1309 01:43:01,335 --> 01:43:04,338 ?? THIS GIRL IS FULL OF GRACES ?? 1310 01:43:04,338 --> 01:43:07,341 ?? SHE'S CUTE IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES ?? 1311 01:43:07,842 --> 01:43:10,845 ?? AND WHO NEEDS GREAT BIG SPACES ?? 1312 01:43:10,845 --> 01:43:13,848 WHEE! ?? I DREW FOUR ACES ?? 1313 01:43:13,848 --> 01:43:16,350 ?? ONE LITTLE THING IN TEXAS ?? 1314 01:43:16,851 --> 01:43:18,853 ?? ADORES ME ?? 1315 01:43:18,853 --> 01:43:22,356 ?? AND IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS IN TEXAS ?? 1316 01:43:22,356 --> 01:43:24,358 ?? I LOVE ?? 1317 01:43:37,955 --> 01:43:40,458 ?? IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS IN TEXAS ?? 1318 01:43:40,458 --> 01:43:43,461 ?? I LOVE ?? 1319 01:43:43,461 --> 01:43:46,464 ?? WHEN THE NIGHT STARTS A-COMIN' ALONG ?? 1320 01:43:46,964 --> 01:43:49,467 ?? A BIRD SINGS A VERY SHORT SONG ?? 1321 01:43:49,967 --> 01:43:54,472 ?? AND NOTHING'S SWEETER NORTH OF TEXAS ?? 1322 01:43:55,473 --> 01:43:58,476 ?? IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS IN TEXAS ?? [ Coughs ] 1323 01:43:58,476 --> 01:44:01,479 ?? I LOVE ?? 1324 01:44:01,479 --> 01:44:04,482 ?? THERE'S A MAN WITH A VERY SMALL REACH ?? 1325 01:44:04,982 --> 01:44:07,985 ?? WHOSE HUG I CONSIDER A PEACH ?? 1326 01:44:07,985 --> 01:44:11,989 ?? IN FACT, THE BEST FROM MAINE TO TEXAS ?? 1327 01:44:13,491 --> 01:44:16,711 ?? ?? THIS MAN IS NOT A FOSSIL 1328 01:44:16,711 --> 01:44:19,330 ?? HE DOESN'T PUSH OR JOSTLE ?? 1329 01:44:19,330 --> 01:44:22,300 ?? ?? HE'S DARLING, BUT NOT DOCILE 1330 01:44:22,300 --> 01:44:26,220 WHEE! ?? THE KID'S COLOSSAL ?? 1331 01:44:26,220 --> 01:44:28,389 [ All ] ?? ONE LITTLE THING IN TEXAS ?? 1332 01:44:28,890 --> 01:44:31,726 ?? ADORES ME ?? 1333 01:44:31,726 --> 01:44:34,512 ?? AND IT'S THE LITTLE THING S IN TEXAS ?? 1334 01:44:35,012 --> 01:44:37,515 ?? THE LITTLE THINGS IN TEXAS ?? 1335 01:44:38,015 --> 01:44:41,018 ?? THE LITTLE THINGS IN TEXAS ?? 1336 01:44:41,018 --> 01:44:43,020 ?? I LOVE ???? 1337 01:44:47,024 --> 01:44:48,943 [ Sighs ] 1338 01:44:50,945 --> 01:44:52,947 [ Knocking ] 1339 01:44:56,450 --> 01:44:59,453 [ Gasps ] I WENT BY THE SHOW, EMILY. THEY SAID YOU LEFT EARLY. 1340 01:44:59,453 --> 01:45:03,457 I'VE GOT A LOT OF PACKING TO DO. A GIRL PICKS UP A LOT OF TRINKETS. 1341 01:45:06,460 --> 01:45:08,462 [ Scoffs ] I DON'T-- I DON'T GET THIS. 1342 01:45:11,465 --> 01:45:13,467 I'D JUST LIKE AN EXPLANATION. THAT'S ALL. 1343 01:45:13,467 --> 01:45:16,470 HERE. READ UP ON OUR LOVE LIFE. 1344 01:45:16,470 --> 01:45:19,974 WHAT'S THIS? IT'S A TIMETABLE. RAILROADS PUT THEM OUT. 1345 01:45:21,475 --> 01:45:24,979 YOU MEAN YOU-- YOU'RE JUST LEAVING? 1346 01:45:24,979 --> 01:45:27,982 WITHOUT SAYING A WORD-- NOT A SINGLE WORD? 1347 01:45:27,982 --> 01:45:29,984 IS "GOOD-BYE" ONE WORD OR TWO? 1348 01:45:35,990 --> 01:45:38,993 UH, I DON'T-- I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A DRINK AROUND HERE? 1349 01:45:38,993 --> 01:45:41,996 WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A DRINK? 1350 01:45:41,996 --> 01:45:44,498 EMILY, I-- I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS. 1351 01:45:44,999 --> 01:45:48,419 JUST RUNNING OUT-- HOW-- HOW CAN YOU DO THAT? 1352 01:45:48,419 --> 01:45:51,422 LAST NIGHT, THE TWO OF US-- LOOK AT ME! 1353 01:45:51,422 --> 01:45:53,424 LAST NIGHT, YOU SAID EVERYTHING WAS WONDERFUL. 1354 01:45:53,424 --> 01:45:55,926 SO IS A MARTINI. BUT SOONER OR LATER YOU DRINK IT. 1355 01:45:55,926 --> 01:45:59,430 RIGHT NOW, BABY, YOU AND I ARE DOWN TO THE TOOTHPICK. EVEN THE OLIVE'S GONE. 1356 01:46:01,432 --> 01:46:03,434 WELL, WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN? 1357 01:46:03,434 --> 01:46:05,936 I WARNED YOU. A FEW DAYS, A FEW NIGHTS-- 1358 01:46:05,936 --> 01:46:08,439 THOSE ARE THE GROUND RULES. YOU KNEW THAT FROM THE START. 1359 01:46:08,439 --> 01:46:11,442 BUT YOU CHANGED. AFTER THAT, WE TALKED ABOUT THE FARM... 1360 01:46:11,942 --> 01:46:13,944 AND HOW WE WERE ALWAYS GONNA BE TOGETHER. 1361 01:46:13,944 --> 01:46:16,447 THIS TRUNK WON'T LET US. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 1362 01:46:16,447 --> 01:46:19,450 THERE ARE MORE THAN CLOTHES IN THERE. OH, HONEY, I'M IN THERE TOO. 1363 01:46:19,450 --> 01:46:22,453 READ THE LABELS-- LITTLE ROCK, AKRON, SCRANTON, SPRINGFIELD. 1364 01:46:22,453 --> 01:46:26,457 THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE US MUCH TIME FOR THE SOUTH 40 NOW, WOULD IT? IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY. 1365 01:46:26,957 --> 01:46:30,461 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? JOIN THE SHOW? PLAY DRUMS? PAINT SCENERY? 1366 01:46:30,461 --> 01:46:32,963 AH, DON'T BE A DAMN FOOL. 1367 01:46:32,963 --> 01:46:34,965 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE. 1368 01:46:35,466 --> 01:46:38,469 GO BACK TO-- WHAT'S HER NAME? BETTY JEAN AND... 1369 01:46:38,469 --> 01:46:40,471 GROW CORN, ALFALFA, WHATEVER-- 1370 01:46:40,471 --> 01:46:42,473 IT'S WHEAT, IF YOU DON'T MIND! WHEAT THEN! 1371 01:46:42,473 --> 01:46:46,477 GROW LOTS OF IT AND-- AND LOTS OF BABIES TOO! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, ISN'T IT? 1372 01:46:46,477 --> 01:46:48,479 ON TOP OF THAT, YOU GET A BONUS. 1373 01:46:48,479 --> 01:46:51,982 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUYBILLBOARD THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU ARE. 1374 01:46:52,483 --> 01:46:54,985 NOW JUST KISS ME AND FORGET IT. 1375 01:46:54,985 --> 01:46:56,987 [ Sighs ] 1376 01:46:58,989 --> 01:47:01,492 [ Bangs ] I DON'T BELIEVE THIS, EMILY! 1377 01:47:01,492 --> 01:47:04,995 I WON'T BELIEVE THI-- NOT UNTIL I HEAR YOU SAY YOU DON'T LOVE ME. 1378 01:47:07,498 --> 01:47:09,500 SWEAR IT. 1379 01:47:09,500 --> 01:47:11,502 SWEAR IT! I WANT TO HEAR YOU SWEAR IT! 1380 01:47:12,002 --> 01:47:15,005 I WONDER IF THAT'S WHY THEY PUT THESE IN HOTEL ROOMS. 1381 01:47:15,005 --> 01:47:17,725 SWEAR IT, EMILY. STAND THERE AND SWEAR YOU DON'T LOVE ME. DON'T! 1382 01:47:17,725 --> 01:47:19,727 I WISH TO HELL YOU'D GET OUT OF HERE! 1383 01:47:20,227 --> 01:47:22,229 [ Crying ] I SWEAR TO GOD! 1384 01:47:26,233 --> 01:47:28,519 [ Scoffs ] WELL, THAT'S IT. 1385 01:47:31,322 --> 01:47:35,326 DON'T WORRY. I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN HIT BY A SLEDGEHAMMER. WAYNE? WAYNE? 1386 01:47:35,326 --> 01:47:37,828 HERE. MAY-- MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS. 1387 01:47:38,829 --> 01:47:40,831 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT'S A RING. 1388 01:47:40,831 --> 01:47:44,335 JUST-- JUST SAY IT'S A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER. 1389 01:47:46,837 --> 01:47:48,839 BYE, EMILY. 1390 01:47:58,849 --> 01:48:01,352 YOU KNOW, AFTER-- 1391 01:48:01,352 --> 01:48:03,354 AFTER WHAT YOU SAID, 1392 01:48:07,358 --> 01:48:09,360 I GUESS THIS SOUNDS CRAZY, 1393 01:48:12,863 --> 01:48:16,367 BUT I SURE-- I SURE WISH IT WAS DIFFERENT. 1394 01:48:21,622 --> 01:48:23,958 [ Door Closes ] 1395 01:48:54,989 --> 01:48:56,991 [ Door Closes ] 1396 01:50:01,672 --> 01:50:03,474 [ Sighs ] 1397 01:50:15,352 --> 01:50:17,855 ???? [ Whistling ] 1398 01:50:27,448 --> 01:50:29,750 I SUPPOSE YOU THINK I'VE BEEN DRINKING. 1399 01:50:29,750 --> 01:50:31,919 NOT UNTIL YOU MENTIONED IT. 1400 01:50:36,874 --> 01:50:39,376 [ Slurred ] WELL, I'M HONEST. 1401 01:50:39,376 --> 01:50:42,379 THAT'S ONE THING YOU GOTTA ADMIT-- I'M HONEST. 1402 01:50:45,883 --> 01:50:48,385 IT'S MORE THAN SOME PEOPLE CAN SAY. 1403 01:50:48,385 --> 01:50:50,387 LIKE EMILY? 1404 01:50:52,389 --> 01:50:54,391 [ Inhales ] 1405 01:50:56,894 --> 01:50:59,897 IT WAS TERRIBLE, DAD. [ Sobbing ] 1406 01:51:03,951 --> 01:51:06,453 IT GETS THAT WAY ONCE IN A WHILE. [ Sniffles ] 1407 01:51:06,453 --> 01:51:10,457 OH, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE. OF COURSE NOT. 1408 01:51:10,457 --> 01:51:13,961 BUT DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I'VE BEEN FOOLING HER FOR CLOSE TO 30 YEARS. 1409 01:51:13,961 --> 01:51:15,963 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. 1410 01:51:16,463 --> 01:51:19,466 I MEAN,REALLYIN LOVE. 1411 01:51:19,466 --> 01:51:21,969 WELL, WE DIDN'T GET YOU BY BEIN' CASUAL. 1412 01:51:29,310 --> 01:51:32,763 [ Sniffles ] I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 1413 01:51:35,766 --> 01:51:39,269 ONCE, A LONG TIME AGO, I RAN INTO A GIRL. 1414 01:51:40,771 --> 01:51:42,773 ABOUT LIKE YOURS, I SUPPOSE. 1415 01:51:45,776 --> 01:51:48,278 SHE COULD SHAKE HANDS WITH HER EYES. 1416 01:51:50,781 --> 01:51:52,783 [ Sighs ] 1417 01:51:54,284 --> 01:51:56,286 IT WAS WONDERFUL. 1418 01:51:58,288 --> 01:52:00,290 YEAH. 1419 01:52:02,793 --> 01:52:05,212 [ Straining ] I KEPT SAYIN' TO MYSELF, 1420 01:52:05,212 --> 01:52:07,715 "I HOPE THIS NEVER ENDS. 1421 01:52:07,715 --> 01:52:10,217 I'LL DIE IF IT DOES." 1422 01:52:10,217 --> 01:52:13,220 BUT IT DID END ONE NIGHT, WITH LIPSTICK ALL OVER MY COLLAR. 1423 01:52:15,222 --> 01:52:17,224 AND I DIDN'T DIE-- 1424 01:52:17,725 --> 01:52:19,727 [ Grunts ] EVEN A LITTLE BIT. 1425 01:52:22,229 --> 01:52:24,732 I WAS GLAD IT WAS OVER. 1426 01:52:24,732 --> 01:52:26,734 UP. 1427 01:52:27,234 --> 01:52:29,737 SO YOU BE GLAD TOO. HMM? 1428 01:52:29,737 --> 01:52:32,740 WHAT WAS HER NAME, DAD? 1429 01:52:33,240 --> 01:52:34,742 DAMN IF I REMEMBER. 1430 01:52:36,243 --> 01:52:40,748 IT WAS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE A FEW YEARS BACK. 1431 01:52:40,748 --> 01:52:42,750 I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN CLOSE SINCE. 1432 01:52:43,751 --> 01:52:45,753 DID SHE LOVE YOU? 1433 01:52:47,254 --> 01:52:49,256 I'VE OFTEN WONDERED. [ Sighs ] 1434 01:52:50,257 --> 01:52:52,760 ONCE IN A WHILE, WHEN I GET BLUE, 1435 01:52:53,761 --> 01:52:57,264 I TELL MYSELF SHE MIGHT'VE. 1436 01:53:00,768 --> 01:53:02,770 UP. 1437 01:53:02,770 --> 01:53:06,690 OF COURSE, I'D NEVER MENTION THIS TO YOUR MOTHER. 1438 01:53:06,690 --> 01:53:10,694 JUST TO GET EVEN, SHE MIGHT NOT IRON MY SHIRTS. 1439 01:53:10,694 --> 01:53:14,698 YOU KNOW, DAD, I DON'T THINK I BETTER TELL BETTY JEAN EITHER. 1440 01:53:14,698 --> 01:53:18,702 SHE'D DO THE SAME THING. YEAH. THEY'RE ALL ALIKE. 1441 01:53:20,204 --> 01:53:23,207 JUST THE SAME, I'M NOT GONNA BE LIKE YOU. 1442 01:53:25,209 --> 01:53:27,711 I'LL NEVER FORGET EMILY'S NAME. 1443 01:53:28,712 --> 01:53:31,215 YES, YOU WILL. 1444 01:53:31,215 --> 01:53:33,217 WE'RE ALL ALIKE TOO. 1445 01:53:34,218 --> 01:53:37,221 YOU MAY HATE YOURSELF FOR DOIN' IT, 1446 01:53:37,221 --> 01:53:39,223 BUT YOU'LL FORGET. 1447 01:53:48,449 --> 01:53:51,785 YEAH, SIME. LEAVIN' RIGHT NOW. 1448 01:53:52,286 --> 01:53:55,289 TELL DOC TO START SPADIN' UP THE GARDEN. 1449 01:53:55,289 --> 01:53:57,291 HE OWES ME FIVE DOLLARS. 1450 01:53:57,791 --> 01:53:59,793 SO LONG. 1451 01:54:01,295 --> 01:54:03,297 WELL, GEORGE, GOOD-BYE. 1452 01:54:03,297 --> 01:54:05,299 SEE YA NEXT YEAR. SO LONG, ZSA ZSA. 1453 01:54:05,299 --> 01:54:07,134 CONGRATULATIONS, ABEL. THANKS. 1454 01:54:16,927 --> 01:54:18,762 GOOD-BYE! [ Abel ] GOOD-BYE, ED! 1455 01:54:18,762 --> 01:54:20,481 [ Grunting ] 1456 01:54:20,481 --> 01:54:22,900 [ Grunting ] 1457 01:54:23,901 --> 01:54:26,653 GOOD-BYE! [ Melissa ] GOOD-BYE, GEORGE. 1458 01:54:26,653 --> 01:54:28,856 [ Grunting ] 1459 01:54:28,856 --> 01:54:31,658 [ Grunting ] 1460 01:54:50,427 --> 01:54:52,212 [ Abel ] HI, SIME! HI! 1461 01:54:52,713 --> 01:54:54,715 [ Melissa ] HI, DOC! [ Abel Chuckles ] HI, DOC. HOW ARE YOU? 1462 01:54:55,215 --> 01:54:57,217 [ Margy ] HI! [ Abel ] WELL, DOC, 1463 01:54:57,217 --> 01:55:00,053 DID YA HEAR ABOUT BLUEBOY? I HEARD. 1464 01:55:02,472 --> 01:55:04,808 YOU'RE A HOMELY OLD DEVIL. [ Grunts ] 1465 01:55:04,808 --> 01:55:08,529 I'M SURPRISED HE'S NOT A-RIDIN' IN THE FRONT SEAT. 1466 01:55:08,529 --> 01:55:11,231 DON'T BE SILLY. HE TURNED US DOWN. 1467 01:55:13,534 --> 01:55:16,486 ABOUT THAT LITTLE BET OF OURS, DOC, 1468 01:55:16,486 --> 01:55:20,991 I'LL TAKE IT IN DOLLARS, QUARTERS, PENNIES-- ANYTHING THAT'S HANDY. 1469 01:55:20,991 --> 01:55:23,493 NOW, NOT SO FAST. MELISSA-- 1470 01:55:23,493 --> 01:55:25,495 SHE DO PRETTY GOOD WITH HER MINCEMEAT? 1471 01:55:25,996 --> 01:55:28,498 GOOD? SHE PUT ONE JUDGE IN ORBIT. 1472 01:55:28,498 --> 01:55:30,500 WON A PLAQUE TO BOOT. 1473 01:55:30,500 --> 01:55:33,003 DOC, I THINK THAT FIVE DOLLARS HAS GONE TO SLEEP. 1474 01:55:33,003 --> 01:55:36,006 COULD YOU MAYBE GIVE IT A LITTLE SHAKE? NOW, HOLD IT. 1475 01:55:36,006 --> 01:55:39,009 MAYBE YOU WON A COUPLE OF PRIZES, BUT THAT AIN'T THE WHOLE BET. 1476 01:55:39,509 --> 01:55:41,511 NOBODY GOT SICK, AND NOTHIN' BAD HAPPENED TO ANY OF 'EM. 1477 01:55:41,511 --> 01:55:45,515 ONLY THING IS, SOMETHING MIGHT'VE HAPPENED WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT. 1478 01:55:45,515 --> 01:55:47,401 KIDS HAVE A GOOD TIME? MARGY? WAYNE? 1479 01:55:47,401 --> 01:55:50,904 ?? THAT'S FOR ME ?? HIYA, DOC, OLD BOY, OLD BOY! 1480 01:55:50,904 --> 01:55:54,741 GREAT GERTRUDE. THAT LILAC WATER-- WHERE'S HE GET IT ALL? 1481 01:55:54,741 --> 01:55:56,944 I THINK THEY SHIP IT IN BY TANKER. 1482 01:55:56,944 --> 01:55:59,947 HEY, DAD! CAN I BORROW THE CAR? GO AHEAD! 1483 01:56:01,448 --> 01:56:03,450 HE SEEMS ALL RIGHT. 1484 01:56:03,450 --> 01:56:05,252 HOW ABOUT YOU, MARGY? 1485 01:56:06,536 --> 01:56:09,539 HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THE FAIR? [ Phone Rings ] 1486 01:56:10,040 --> 01:56:12,542 BETTER ANSWER THAT, MARGY. PROBABLY HARRY, FOR YOU. 1487 01:56:12,542 --> 01:56:15,262 [ Ringing Continues ] 1488 01:56:15,262 --> 01:56:18,765 WELL, GO ON, HONEY. DON'T LET IT RING ALL DAY. GO ON. 1489 01:56:18,765 --> 01:56:22,719 PLEASE, DOC. WINTER'S COMIN' ON. 1490 01:56:22,719 --> 01:56:25,222 NOW, LET'S NOT GET HASTY ABOUT THIS. 1491 01:56:25,222 --> 01:56:27,224 MARGY DIDN'T ANSWER ME. 1492 01:56:28,108 --> 01:56:30,611 [ Ringing Continues ] 1493 01:56:35,115 --> 01:56:37,117 HELLO. [ Sighs ] 1494 01:56:37,117 --> 01:56:39,119 [ Jerry ] MARGY, I'M HERE. HERE IN BANNING? 1495 01:56:39,620 --> 01:56:41,405 OH, JERRY. WHERE EXACTLY? 1496 01:56:41,405 --> 01:56:44,207 WELL, I'M IN THE CENTER OF TOWN, I THINK. I DON'T KNOW. 1497 01:56:44,207 --> 01:56:46,209 LOOK, ALL THOSE THINGS I LAID ON YOU ABOUT WHERE I WAS AND-- 1498 01:56:46,209 --> 01:56:48,078 PLEASE, IT DOESN'T MATTER, DARLING. 1499 01:56:48,078 --> 01:56:52,332 JUST POINT THE CAR TOWARDS ELKINS DRY GOODS. AND HURRY, DARLING. 1500 01:56:52,332 --> 01:56:54,551 OKAY. OKAY. 1501 01:56:57,671 --> 01:57:00,507 MARGY, YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. 1502 01:57:00,507 --> 01:57:03,894 DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THE FAIR? OH, YES. YES! 1503 01:57:03,894 --> 01:57:06,847 IT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL FAIR IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 1504 01:57:07,347 --> 01:57:10,350 SO PAY DADDY HIS WONDERFUL FIVE DOLLARS. 1505 01:57:11,852 --> 01:57:13,854 WHERE IN THE WORLD IS SHE GOING? 1506 01:57:13,854 --> 01:57:16,857 DOWN THE WONDERFUL ROAD, I RECKON. 1507 01:57:16,857 --> 01:57:19,860 THE ODDS ARE SURE CHANGIN' ON PEOPLE. 1508 01:57:19,860 --> 01:57:23,113 I SHOULD'VE WON THAT BET. [ Chuckles ] 1509 01:57:29,036 --> 01:57:31,338 JERRY, STOP! 1510 01:57:56,730 --> 01:58:00,734 [ Chorus ] ?? OUR STATE FAIR IS A GREAT STATE FAIR ?? 1511 01:58:00,734 --> 01:58:03,537 ?? DON'T MISS IT DON'T EVEN BE LATE ?? 1512 01:58:04,905 --> 01:58:08,909 ?? IT'S DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS THAT OUR STATE FAIR ?? 1513 01:58:08,909 --> 01:58:11,912 ?? IS THE BEST STATE FAIR ?? 1514 01:58:11,912 --> 01:58:16,917 ?? IN OUR STATE ???? 1515 01:58:18,585 --> 01:58:22,255 [ Chorus ] ?? IT'S A GRAND NIGHT FOR SINGING ?? [ No Audible Singing ] 1516 01:58:22,255 --> 01:58:26,259 ?? THE STARS ARE BRIGHT ABOVE ?? 1517 01:58:26,259 --> 01:58:30,263 ?? THE EARTH IS AGLOW AND TO ADD TO THE SHOW ?? 1518 01:58:30,263 --> 01:58:34,267 ?? I THINK I AM FALLING IN LOVE ?? 1519 01:58:34,267 --> 01:58:38,271 ?? FALLING, FALLING ?? 1520 01:58:38,271 --> 01:58:41,775 ?? IN LOVE ???? 123552