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[ Static, radio tuning ]
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[ Country music plays ]
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♪ My dreams, they are all dead
and buried ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wish the sun
would just explode ♪
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♪ When God comes and calls me
to his kingdom ♪
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♪ I'll take all you
sons of bitches when I go ♪
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-My turn!
-Hell no.
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♪ Let her blow ♪ Hey, man, let
me drive that thing! Come on!
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Don't touch the trim!
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No, not again! Not again! Please!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah!
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This North Georgia Regional
Dwarf Toss was six years ago.
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And now our state-of-the-art
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runt-hurling pavilion
sits empty.
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Oh, we tried things.
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We added September and November
to Oktoberfest
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to create a multi-syllabic
monstrosity
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called
SeptembOktobNovemberfest.
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And yet every one of our 16
motel rooms sits vacant!
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Well, we did just host
that 3K Fun Run last fall.
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3K. You mean the KKK?
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And that run wasn't fun
for everyone, was it, Boyd?
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Certainly not for those
being chased!
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What more do these
tourists want?
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We have the highest
concentration of glory holes
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per capita
in the Southeast.
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I motion we drill
more glory holes.
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What say ye all? -Oh, yeah.
-All right.
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It's not the lack of glory holes
keeping them away!
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It's this!
-Oh, that?
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That's about heritage,
Mr. Halen, not hate.
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Listen, I believe
in white supremacy
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just as much as the next
white man,
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but when it starts to affect
my bottom line,
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something must be done.
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And something done, it shall!
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Where in the hell are the
Confederate-flag boogie boards?
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They had them last week.
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Hey, man, maybe we should ask
if they got some in the back.
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Yeah, I'm sure they have trouble
keeping them on the shelves.
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Who doesn't love
the Confederate flag
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and all that
it stands for?
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We boxin' up all
the Confederate mercantile.
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-What? -What the hell? -No!
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Mr. Halen and the Chamber
of Commerce won't allow it.
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So I can't never again buy
this imitation crab meat
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dyed in the colors of
the Confederacy? No.
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What about that Johnny Reb
"Whites Only Christmas"
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hot-rockin' Santa-in-the-bubble globe?
Unh-uh.
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Can I buy this Confederate
welcome mat and welcome...ball?
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Granny,
that's for pilates.
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I don't care what religion
it is.
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I want it 'cause it has
the flag on it.
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I told you.
Ain't nobody allowed
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to show that flag no more
in this county.
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This is wrong. We got
the freedom of expression.
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Damn right!
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We can express anything
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that comes into our
squishy little heads.
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Like this.
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I like water play
in the bedroom,
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but I'm ashamed
to ask for it!
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Man, Granny, let's -- let's not
express everything out loud.
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Ohh!
I opened up to you,
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and you embarrassed me in front
of all these people.
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I ain't never
shopping here no more!
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Except for food, clothing,
and any non-flag related items.
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Come on, y'all.
We know where we ain't wanted.
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Let's take our business down
to aisle three
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and shop for some marshmallows
and diet sody for dinner.
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[ Bell jingles ]
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I wish I was in the land
of cotton, Boyd.
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Old times there
will never be forgotten.
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Look away.
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Look away.
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Look away.
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Both: Dixie Land.
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All right.
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This stuff here wasn't easy
to get my hands on.
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You should know that.
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Let's see here.
We got a mini sake bottle.
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A "You ain't just a-whistlin'
Dixie" rape whistle.
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Like a whistle's
gonna stop me.
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And we have a "Southern
by the grace of Gord"
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digital cigarette.
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Who in the hell is Gord?
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I don't know.
This come from Korea.
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I suppose he's some big deal
over there.
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That a muscle tee
right there?
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It's a onesie.
For babies.
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Don't matter.
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I'd wear a sumbitchin' burka
if it had this flag on it.
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We need more people like you
in EBISSE.
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EBISSE?
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The Esteemed Brotherhood
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of the Institute of
Southern Self-Esteem.
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We defend the use
of this flag,
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and we're
a million men strong.
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You mean you a million and one
man strong, brother!
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Now give me the rape whistle,
the e-cig, and the onesie.
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And don't bother wrapping it,
neither.
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I'm wearin' this
out the store.
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[ Tractor puttering ]
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Hey, Early.
Are you planting something?
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Damn right I am.
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I'm planting the rebel flag
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right here in the kudzu
of my forefathers.
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I want all the moon men
from Jupiter
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to be able to look down here
from space
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and see that the planet Earth
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is still proud of
its Southern heritage.
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Well, a-all right, but I'm more
concerned about Earthlings
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who can see your new Confederate
flag as far away as Woodstock.
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I got freedom of speech.
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The Constitution defends
my Gord-given right
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to say whatever dumb-ass thing
I want to say.
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Even if it's blatantly
un-American.
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Hmm. I never really thought
of it that way.
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All right, Denny.
Cut 'er down.
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Don't you dare!
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Quickly, Denny!
Let go of me!
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No! Don't you do it,
you damn blue belly!
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We're real proud of that!
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Yeah, we pulled that out
of Kid Rock's Dumpster!
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[ Metal screeches ]
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Nooooo!
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[ Sobbing ] No!
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No!
Early, it ain't personal.
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Mr. Halen just
wants us to hide
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the fact that we're all
backwards.
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Well, you can tell that
to EBISSE,
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'cause we support
this flag!
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And we is 1 million
and 1 man strong!
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Let me guess.
White men, right?
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Oh, you're race-baiting me!
Predominantly white, yeah.
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But that's just
a coincidence.
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Either way, the world
is about to hear from us.
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Big time!
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Is this the entire
Esteemed Brotherhood?
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Well, Renfroe's taking a whiz.
We should wait on him.
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Ain't no time. We 'bout to set
the table for some dissent.
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And I brought the tablecloth
right here!
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Now, everybody
grab a corner,
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'cause we gonna take
the sumbitchin' mountain.
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[ Chanting ]
Take the mountain!
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Together: [ Chanting ]
Take the mountain!
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Take the mountain!
Take the mountain!
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[ Weakly ]
Take the mountain.
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Take...the mountain.
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[ All panting ]
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[ Cable car whirring ]
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How 'bout we take
the gondola?
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[ Chanting ]
Take the gondola!
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Take the gondola!
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Yeah, the gondola
was a good call.
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[ Fabric tearing, crash! ]
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Now, what the hell
is going on here?
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[ Creaking ]
We're losing altitude!
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-We're going down now, boys!
-Terrorist attack!
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Threatening our Southern way
of li--
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[ Crash! ]
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Oh, Lord!
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This is the 9/11 of
the damn Confederacy!
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How'd they get in the cockpit?
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They must have trained
in gondola simulators!
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[ Scrub! Scrub! Scrub! ]
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What do you think
you're doing?!
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Our ancestors fought and died
for that flag right there!
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Fought and died, huh?
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Might want to look that up
in the library
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before you come out here
shootin' your mouth off.
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Well, fine!
I will.
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That, uh, building
with the book on it.
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Thank you!
I never knew that.
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[ Scrub! Scrub! Scrub! ]
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Man: I do declare, these seafaring octopods
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picks cotton with tremendous speed,
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as if they'd been set ablaze.
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It might delight you to know that I write this very letter
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with ink from the hind glands of Bocephaleus,
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my finest eight-legged beast.
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Beast?
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These Alabama nights have grown lonely,
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but I've found comfort in the briny crevices of Buelah,
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my house squid.
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In between thrusts, I gaze into her unblinking, watery eye,
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wondering if there's a single thought behind it.
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Yes, I'm too weird to find a human mate.
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I sired three oblong eggs with her,
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two of which she has eaten.
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In any event, no one will prove these eggs are my children
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unless someone were to find this letter,
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where I confess the matter quite bluntly.
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Jefferson Davis,
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President of the Confederate States of America.
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Slaves?!
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Granny, did you know
about this?!
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Oh, yeah. How you think we got
that 40 acres and a mule?
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That mule long gone.
We ate him.
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Mule meat is good meat.
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This has all been a lie.
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I've been defending
this dumb-ass flag
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that's a symbol of oppression
of my own people!
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I'd be a slave again if they'd
fry up more mules.
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'Course we probably shoulda used
the mule to carry stuff.
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Or for farmin' purposes.
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I tell you what, I am done
with this belt buckle,
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this do-rag,
and this rape whistle!
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It's all going
in the garbage.
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[ Whistle blows ]
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[ Singsong voice ]
Toodle doo!
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No means maybe.
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You don't call a rapist w-with
a rape whistle, Granny.
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I knew it sounded too good
to be true.
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Daddy, what happened?
You okay?
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I've never been better.
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Let's just see somebody
try to tread on this!
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-Ohhh.
-Oh, Daddy.
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Wow.
You made a commitment there.
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Daddy, you know that flag's
a symbol of s--
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Southern pride, right?
Is that what you gonna say?
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Uh... You better just watch
this video.
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And when our horses were killed,
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we tried to ride the squids into battle.
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But the ignorant eight-legged brutes proved womanly,
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fleeing at the first sign of conflict.
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They can't fight, they taste terrible,
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and you can barely fire them out of a cannon.
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Though we would still do so for fun.
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[ Cannon booms, men cheer ]
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Lies!
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I tried to sign them over to the enemy at Appomattox,
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but they were wise to my ruse.
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I suspect that we'll be forever stuck
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with these worthless eight-leggers
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and all their future entitlement-draining spawn.
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General Robert E. Lee.
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No! Liberal media!
Hollyweird!
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Daddy, it's the truth.
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EBISSE knows the truth!
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Well, yeah,
the truth is, Early,
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we were pretty conflicted
about a lazy,
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welfare-sponging eight-legger
into EBISSE.
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Hey, now, we ain't all
lazy welfare-spongers.
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Some of us don't have a choice.
Work just don't appeal to us.
247
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:30,070
Yeah, well, we let you in 'cause
you had that big-ass flag.
248
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,400
It was a lot bigger than our
flag, I'll tell you that.
249
00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,806
Well, you about to be a million
and one men minus one,
250
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:35,908
'cause I quit!
251
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,339
That's fine.
252
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,644
We can still borrow that flag,
though, right?
253
00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:39,745
The giant one?
254
00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:41,877
[ Laughing ]
Not the one on your face.
255
00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:46,082
[ Laughter ]
256
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,716
Early: Now you need to turn
my face into some design
257
00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:51,562
that is more racially inclusive
and harmonious.
258
00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:54,688
You shoulda knowed better than
to be all racist on my face.
259
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,325
Well, we can always
cover it up.
260
00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,660
[ Tattoo pen buzzes ]
Black it out.
261
00:09:57,664 --> 00:10:00,534
Like blackface.
That sounds respectful.
262
00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:02,274
Daddy, no. The laser removal's
the way to go.
263
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,599
But this is cheaper.
264
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,744
And this ain't where it ends,
neither.
265
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,839
'Cause we going down
to Stone Mountain tonight.
266
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:12,342
Not to tarnish it or contanimize
it with racist imagery,
267
00:10:12,346 --> 00:10:13,846
but to blow it up,
268
00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,347
'cause I bought $700 worth
of questionable tattoos
269
00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,050
that I don't even
want no more.
270
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,891
Somebody's gonna pay!
271
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,887
Y'all are doing what, now?!
272
00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,619
He's gonna blow up
Stone Mountain.
273
00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,524
He's got a truck full
of dynamite here!
274
00:10:25,526 --> 00:10:28,626
Tonight racial prejudice
goes kaboom!
275
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,199
[ Laughs ]
276
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,457
Listen to me, Rusty.
277
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,095
Your daddy's got a short
attention span.
278
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,800
So you just need to get him
thinking about something else,
279
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,273
and he'll forget all about
this whole thing.
280
00:10:38,272 --> 00:10:40,112
Get off that phone!
I-Is that a phone?
281
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,137
Hold on, Dad! Get off me!
I know what you're doing.
282
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,782
You trying to
get me distracted
283
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,077
with some damn pictures
on the Internet.
284
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,379
And I am susceptible to it.
285
00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:48,811
I'm gonna do me a search
for "boobs."
286
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:49,976
Hold on, Daddy!
287
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,483
"Did you mean
'big bouncy books'?"
288
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,815
Daddy!
Hell no!
289
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,150
-Daddy!
-Damn your auto-correct, Rusty!
290
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,245
Daddy, look out!
291
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,986
[ Screams ]
292
00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:22,845
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