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[ Static, radio tuning ]

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[ Country music plays ]

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♪ My dreams, they are all dead
and buried ♪

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♪ Sometimes I wish the sun
would just explode ♪

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♪ When God comes and calls me
to his kingdom ♪

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♪ I'll take all you
sons of bitches when I go ♪

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-My turn!
-Hell no.

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♪ Let her blow ♪ Hey, man, let
me drive that thing! Come on!

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Don't touch the trim!

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<i> No, not again!</i>
<i> Not again! Please!</i>

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[<i> Grunts</i> ]

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[<i> Cheers and applause</i> ]
<i> Yeah!</i>

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This North Georgia Regional
Dwarf Toss was six years ago.

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And now our state-of-the-art

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runt-hurling pavilion
sits empty.

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Oh, we tried things.

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We added September and November
to Oktoberfest

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to create a multi-syllabic
monstrosity

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called
SeptembOktobNovemberfest.

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And yet every one of our 16
motel rooms sits vacant!

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Well, we did just host
that 3K Fun Run last fall.

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3K. You mean the KKK?

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And that run wasn't fun
for everyone, was it, Boyd?

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Certainly not for those
being chased!

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What more do these
tourists want?

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We have the highest
concentration of glory holes

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per capita
in the Southeast.

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I motion we drill
more glory holes.

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What say ye all? -Oh, yeah.
-All right.

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It's not the lack of glory holes
keeping them away!

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It's this!
-Oh, that?

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That's about heritage,
Mr. Halen, not hate.

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Listen, I believe
in white supremacy

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just as much as the next
white man,

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but when it starts to affect
my bottom line,

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something must be done.

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And something done, it shall!

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Where in the hell are the
Confederate-flag boogie boards?

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They had them last week.

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Hey, man, maybe we should ask
if they got some in the back.

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Yeah, I'm sure they have trouble
keeping them on the shelves.

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Who doesn't love
the Confederate flag

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and all that
it stands for?

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We boxin' up all
the Confederate mercantile.

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-What? -What the hell? -No!

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Mr. Halen and the Chamber
of Commerce won't allow it.

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So I can't never again buy
this imitation crab meat

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dyed in the colors of
the Confederacy? No.

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What about that Johnny Reb
"Whites Only Christmas"

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hot-rockin' Santa-in-the-bubble globe?
Unh-uh.

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Can I buy this Confederate
welcome mat and welcome...ball?

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Granny,
that's for pilates.

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I don't care what religion
it is.

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I want it 'cause it has
the flag on it.

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I told you.
Ain't nobody allowed

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to show that flag no more
in this county.

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This is wrong. We got
the freedom of expression.

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Damn right!

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We can express anything

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that comes into our
squishy little heads.

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Like this.

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I like water play
in the bedroom,

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but I'm ashamed
to ask for it!

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Man, Granny, let's -- let's not
express everything out loud.

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Ohh!
I opened up to you,

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and you embarrassed me in front
of all these people.

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I ain't never
shopping here no more!

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Except for food, clothing,
and any non-flag related items.

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Come on, y'all.
We know where we ain't wanted.

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Let's take our business down
to aisle three

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and shop for some marshmallows
and diet sody for dinner.

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[ Bell jingles ]

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I wish I was in the land
of cotton, Boyd.

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Old times there
will never be forgotten.

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Look away.

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Look away.

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Look away.

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Both: Dixie Land.

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All right.

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This stuff here wasn't easy
to get my hands on.

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You should know that.

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Let's see here.
We got a mini sake bottle.

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A "You ain't just a-whistlin'
Dixie" rape whistle.

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Like a whistle's
gonna stop me.

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And we have a "Southern
by the grace of Gord"

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digital cigarette.

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Who in the hell is Gord?

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I don't know.
This come from Korea.

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I suppose he's some big deal
over there.

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That a muscle tee
right there?

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It's a onesie.
For babies.

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Don't matter.

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I'd wear a sumbitchin' burka
if it had this flag on it.

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We need more people like you
in EBISSE.

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EBISSE?

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The Esteemed Brotherhood

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of the Institute of
Southern Self-Esteem.

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We defend the use
of this flag,

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and we're
a million men strong.

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You mean you a million and one
man strong, brother!

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Now give me the rape whistle,
the e-cig, and the onesie.

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And don't bother wrapping it,
neither.

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I'm wearin' this
out the store.

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[ Tractor puttering ]

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Hey, Early.
Are you planting something?

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Damn right I am.

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I'm planting the rebel flag

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right here in the kudzu
of my forefathers.

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I want all the moon men
from Jupiter

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to be able to look down here
from space

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and see that the planet Earth

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is still proud of
its Southern heritage.

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Well, a-all right, but I'm more
concerned about Earthlings

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who can see your new Confederate
flag as far away as Woodstock.

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I got freedom of speech.

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The Constitution defends
my Gord-given right

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to say whatever dumb-ass thing
I want to say.

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Even if it's blatantly
un-American.

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Hmm. I never really thought
of it that way.

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All right, Denny.
Cut 'er down.

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Don't you dare!

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Quickly, Denny!
Let go of me!

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No! Don't you do it,
you damn blue belly!

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We're real proud of that!

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Yeah, we pulled that out
of Kid Rock's Dumpster!

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[ Metal screeches ]

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Nooooo!

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[ Sobbing ] No!

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No!
Early, it ain't personal.

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Mr. Halen just
wants us to hide

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the fact that we're all
backwards.

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Well, you can tell that
to EBISSE,

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'cause we support
this flag!

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And we is 1 million
and 1 man strong!

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Let me guess.
White men, right?

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Oh, you're race-baiting me!
Predominantly white, yeah.

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But that's just
a coincidence.

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Either way, the world
is about to hear from us.

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Big time!

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Is this the entire
Esteemed Brotherhood?

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Well, Renfroe's taking a whiz.
We should wait on him.

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Ain't no time. We 'bout to set
the table for some dissent.

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And I brought the tablecloth
right here!

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Now, everybody
grab a corner,

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'cause we gonna take
the sumbitchin' mountain.

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[ Chanting ]
Take the mountain!

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Together: [ Chanting ]
Take the mountain!

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Take the mountain!
Take the mountain!

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[ Weakly ]
Take the mountain.

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Take...the mountain.

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[ All panting ]

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[ Cable car whirring ]

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How 'bout we take
the gondola?

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[ Chanting ]
Take the gondola!

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Take the gondola!

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Yeah, the gondola
was a good call.

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[ Fabric tearing, crash! ]

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Now, what the hell
is going on here?

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[ Creaking ]
We're losing altitude!

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-We're going down now, boys!
-Terrorist attack!

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Threatening our Southern way
of li--

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[ Crash! ]

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Oh, Lord!

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This is the 9/11 of
the damn Confederacy!

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How'd they get in the cockpit?

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They must have trained
in gondola simulators!

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[ Scrub! Scrub! Scrub! ]

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What do you think
you're doing?!

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Our ancestors fought and died
for that flag right there!

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Fought and died, huh?

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Might want to look that up
in the library

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before you come out here
shootin' your mouth off.

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Well, fine!
I will.

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That, uh, building
with the book on it.

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Thank you!
I never knew that.

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[ Scrub! Scrub! Scrub! ]

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Man:<i> I do declare,</i>
<i> these seafaring octopods</i>

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<i> picks cotton</i>
<i> with tremendous speed,</i>

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<i> as if they'd been set ablaze.</i>

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<i> It might delight you to know</i>
<i> that I write this very letter</i>

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<i> with ink from the hind glands</i>
<i> of Bocephaleus,</i>

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<i> my finest eight-legged beast.</i>

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Beast?

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<i> These Alabama nights</i>
<i> have grown lonely,</i>

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<i> but I've found comfort in</i>
<i> the briny crevices of Buelah,</i>

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<i> my house squid.</i>

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<i>In between thrusts, I gaze into</i>
<i> her unblinking, watery eye,</i>

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<i> wondering if there's a single</i>
<i> thought behind it.</i>

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<i> Yes, I'm too weird to find</i>
<i> a human mate.</i>

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<i> I sired three oblong eggs</i>
<i> with her,</i>

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<i> two of which she has eaten.</i>

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<i>In any event, no one will prove</i>
<i> these eggs are my children</i>

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<i> unless someone were to find</i>
<i> this letter,</i>

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<i> where I confess the matter</i>
<i> quite bluntly.</i>

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<i> Jefferson Davis,</i>

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<i> President of the Confederate</i>
<i> States of America.</i>

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Slaves?!

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Granny, did you know
about this?!

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Oh, yeah. How you think we got
that 40 acres and a mule?

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That mule long gone.
We ate him.

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Mule meat is good meat.

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This has all been a lie.

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I've been defending
this dumb-ass flag

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that's a symbol of oppression
of my own people!

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I'd be a slave again if they'd
fry up more mules.

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'Course we probably shoulda used
the mule to carry stuff.

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Or for farmin' purposes.

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I tell you what, I am done
with this belt buckle,

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this do-rag,
and this rape whistle!

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It's all going
in the garbage.

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[ Whistle blows ]

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[ Singsong voice ]
Toodle doo!

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No means maybe.

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You don't call a rapist w-with
a rape whistle, Granny.

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I knew it sounded too good
to be true.

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Daddy, what happened?
You okay?

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I've never been better.

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Let's just see somebody
try to tread on this!

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-Ohhh.
-Oh, Daddy.

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Wow.
You made a commitment there.

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Daddy, you know that flag's
a symbol of s--

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Southern pride, right?
Is that what you gonna say?

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Uh... You better just watch
this video.

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<i> And when our horses</i>
<i> were killed,</i>

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<i> we tried to ride the squids</i>
<i> into battle.</i>

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<i> But the ignorant eight-legged</i>
<i> brutes proved womanly,</i>

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<i> fleeing at the first sign</i>
<i> of conflict.</i>

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<i> They can't fight,</i>
<i> they taste terrible,</i>

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<i> and you can barely fire them</i>
<i> out of a cannon.</i>

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<i> Though we would still do</i>
<i> so for fun.</i>

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[<i> Cannon booms, men cheer</i> ]

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Lies!

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<i> I tried to sign them over</i>
<i> to the enemy at Appomattox,</i>

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<i> but they were wise to my ruse.</i>

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<i> I suspect that we'll be</i>
<i> forever stuck</i>

236
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<i> with these worthless</i>
<i> eight-leggers</i>

237
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,808
<i> and all their future</i>
<i> entitlement-draining spawn.</i>

238
00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:09,545
<i> General Robert E. Lee.</i>

239
00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:12,020
No! Liberal media!
Hollyweird!

240
00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:13,049
Daddy, it's the truth.

241
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,453
EBISSE knows the truth!

242
00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:16,385
Well, yeah,
the truth is, Early,

243
00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,620
we were pretty conflicted
about a lazy,

244
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:21,155
welfare-sponging eight-legger
into EBISSE.

245
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,531
Hey, now, we ain't all
lazy welfare-spongers.

246
00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:26,400
Some of us don't have a choice.
Work just don't appeal to us.

247
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:30,070
Yeah, well, we let you in 'cause
you had that big-ass flag.

248
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,400
It was a lot bigger than our
flag, I'll tell you that.

249
00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,806
Well, you about to be a million
and one men minus one,

250
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:35,908
'cause I quit!

251
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,339
That's fine.

252
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,644
We can still borrow that flag,
though, right?

253
00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:39,745
The giant one?

254
00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:41,877
[ Laughing ]
Not the one on your face.

255
00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:46,082
[ Laughter ]

256
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,716
Early: Now you need to turn
my face into some design

257
00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:51,562
that is more racially inclusive
and harmonious.

258
00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:54,688
You shoulda knowed better than
to be all racist on my face.

259
00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,325
Well, we can always
cover it up.

260
00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,660
[ Tattoo pen buzzes ]
Black it out.

261
00:09:57,664 --> 00:10:00,534
Like blackface.
That sounds respectful.

262
00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:02,274
Daddy, no. The laser removal's
the way to go.

263
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,599
But<i> this</i> is cheaper.

264
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,744
And this ain't where it ends,
neither.

265
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,839
'Cause we going down
to Stone Mountain tonight.

266
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:12,342
Not to tarnish it or contanimize
it with racist imagery,

267
00:10:12,346 --> 00:10:13,846
but to blow it up,

268
00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,347
'cause I bought $700 worth
of questionable tattoos

269
00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,050
that I don't even
want no more.

270
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,891
Somebody's gonna pay!

271
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,887
Y'all are doing what, now?!

272
00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,619
He's gonna blow up
Stone Mountain.

273
00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,524
He's got a truck full
of dynamite here!

274
00:10:25,526 --> 00:10:28,626
Tonight racial prejudice
goes kaboom!

275
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,199
[ Laughs ]

276
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,457
Listen to me, Rusty.

277
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,095
Your daddy's got a short
attention span.

278
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,800
So you just need to get him
thinking about something else,

279
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,273
and he'll forget all about
this whole thing.

280
00:10:38,272 --> 00:10:40,112
Get off that phone!
I-Is that a phone?

281
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,137
Hold on, Dad! Get off me!
I know what you're doing.

282
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,782
You trying to
get me distracted

283
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,077
with some damn pictures
on the Internet.

284
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,379
And I am susceptible to it.

285
00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:48,811
I'm gonna do me a search
for "boobs."

286
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:49,976
Hold on, Daddy!

287
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,483
"Did you mean
'big bouncy books'?"

288
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:52,815
Daddy!
Hell no!

289
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,150
-Daddy!
-Damn your auto-correct, Rusty!

290
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,245
Daddy, look out!

291
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,986
[ Screams ]

292
00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:22,845
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