All language subtitles for 8.Simple.Rules.S01E26.The.Doyle.Wedding

I'd appreciate it if you guys
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could stay off the phone for awhile.
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There are gonna be a lot of women calling me.
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- Calling you what? Geek? - Perv?
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- Freak? - Loser?
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Not anymore.
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I got a part in the Spring play.
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You're looking at Lord Fancourt Babberly.
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Is that Charley's Aunt? Yeah, I read that in high school.
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Everybody reads that in high school. Did you read it, Rory?
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I glanced at it.
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Point is, the drama club has five girls for every guy.
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I'm gonna be in with the ladies.
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- You sure are. - What?
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Well, it's about a guy who has to impersonate his elderly Spanish aunt.
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- So? - And you play that guy.
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So?
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So, you spend most of the play in a dress.
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I knew that.
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- Rory. In a play. In a dress. - We are so there.
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No!
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Dad, Mr. Doyle's not gonna go away.
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Shh! If he hears you,
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the last six minutes have been for naught!
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Dad, you wanna get that?
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OK.
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- Hey, neighbor. - Fred. What's up?
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Well, it's pancake breakfast time.
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And don't worry, this year,
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we'll remember to cook the sausages.
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How you doing, girls?
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Fred, you're still a Pioneer Ranger?
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But your boy's been in college for two years.
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Well, you never leave the Pioneers, Paul.
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As a matter of fact, the day that Donny made Trail Chief,
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I'm not ashamed to say, I cried like a baby.
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You know, you and Rory ought to give it a shot.
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Dad, take a look at this!
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People!
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He's in a play.
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Yeah, well, I'm a Pioneer Ranger, Paul, not a judge.
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Hey, there's the queen of the castle.
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I said he's in a play.
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I meant your better half. Oh, how ya doing?
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Hi, Fred.
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Mary Ellen and I have been talking about
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what a good time we had the time we took you two to dinner.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, we did, too. In fact, we owe you on that one.
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What's it been, like, six months?
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Coming on to two years.
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That was a great dinner though, wasn't it?
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You know what? Give me...
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give me ten of those tickets.
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You had the Porterhouse and the shrimp right, Pauly?
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- You know what, I'll take 20. - There you go.
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That's very, very generous of you two.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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See ya later, girls.
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And, uh... good luck with the play.
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Yeah.
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I'm quitting that play.
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Rory, you made a commitment.
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We don't go back on our commitments.
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You couldn't be more embarrassing than Fred Doyle.
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Come on, Cate, the guy says "How's your doody?" Not "Hello."
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But "How's your doody?"
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What about Beth and Alison Doyle?
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I mean, they have a lemonade stand.
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- Oh, now that's cute. - Mom, they're in high school.
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It's more like a lame-onade stand.
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Last week they had a cookie stand.
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Yeah, it's more like a lame-a-cookie stand.
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Yeah, and awhile ago they had a mud pie stand.
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Yeah, it's more like a m... No, I got nothing.
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Paul, can you believe how mean your daughters are being about the Doyles?
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- "Lame-a-cookie" stand. - Paul!
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Mom, you are worse than all of us.
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At least we don't duck down in between cars
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when we see Mrs. Doyle coming.
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I dropped my keys!
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- Right, Mom. - Right, babe.
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OK. All right. OK.
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I may have been a little less than generous in the past.
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But I feel guilty hearing you kids do it.
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So it stops right now.
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I am inviting the Doyles for dinner.
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Maybe we'll all learn to be a little more accepting.
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- What? No! - End of discussion. Right, Paul?
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They swing dance, Cate. As a family.
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We are doing it, and that's final.
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As a family?
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All right, that's enough. Now, that's them.
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- Remember, best behavior. - Come on, let's go.
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Well, at least Dorky Donny Doyle's away at college.
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Bridget, stop saying that. He is not dorky.
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Now, the Doyles are real, regular people just like us.
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- ♪ Hello ♪ - ♪ Hello ♪
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- ♪ Hello ♪ - ♪ Hello ♪
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How's your doody?
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We have been rehearsing that all day.
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Well, that's time well spent.
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- Hi. - Put that right in the kitchen.
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Hi. Hi, girls, how are ya, just follow...
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- Hi, Rory. Wanna play house? - No.
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I can be the Mommy, and you can be the Daddy.
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Oh, Mary Maureen, maybe Rory would like to be the Mommy.
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He's in a play.
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Oh, Beth, Alison, those are lovely bracelets.
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Aren't they, girls?
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Huh? Oh, yeah. What are they made of?
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Hair. Can we have some of yours, Kerry?
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Yeah. Redheads are hard to get.
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Mom?
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You know, you really didn't have to do all this, Mary Ellen.
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Oh, pish-tosh.
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It's just a lattice of prosciutto and asparagus on toasted focaccia.
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I know how hard it is for you working gals
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to find time to do real cooking.
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Oh, well, I like to think
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I still know my way around a kitchen.
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Pish-tosh.
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- The ham's heated. - Oh.
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I would've done more,
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but I've been so darn busy planning Moira's wedding.
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Moira's getting married?
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I thought she was in the Peace Corps.
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Yeah. Yeah. We had to beg her to come home for her wedding.
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Oh, Cate, I'm sorry we didn't invite you guys,
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it's, it's just family.
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Don't give it another thought.
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- You know... - Really. I'm serious. Don't.
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You're gonna love this, Bridget.
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Our son is stopping by a little bit later.
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- Dorky? Donny, Donny's stopping by? - Yes, sir.
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Donny came from Annapolis to help us with the wedding plans, bless his heart.
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He has to skedaddle right back tonight though.
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Yeah, but he wanted to swing by to say hi to his little Bridgie.
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Um, Mom, you know, I'm not feeling very well.
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Maybe it's those eggs you cooked.
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I think I should lie down.
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Oh, I think you'll be alright.
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Why don't you just stay down here.
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Oh, well, don't make her suffer on our account.
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Don't eat the ham.
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I'll get it.
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It must be Donny. Don't tell him he missed our "hello" bit.
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It'll break his heart.
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Hi.
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- Donny? - Hi, Kerry.
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It's been awhile. Hey, everybody.
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- Hi. - Hi, sweetheart.
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I wanted to say hi before I headed back to the academy.
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- Where's Bridget? - Oh, sweetheart, you just missed her.
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She wasn't feeling well.
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Bad eggs. Working gal.
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Mom wants you to come down.
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Donny's here. And he's gonna leave in a second.
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Ugh! Does he still have that ugly, braces, geeky, scrawny thing going on?
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Yes. Yes, he does.
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Then I'm still sick.
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We're heading down to the garden show tomorrow.
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Gonna take a look at the weed whackers. See, this one here
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- has a three-inch spool. - She's a beaut.
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Yeah, sure is.
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This baby over here is gas powered with a five-inch spool.
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It's pretty tempting.
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Then get that one.
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Here, get down here. Look who's feeling better.
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Well, there's a brave little girl.
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You could be a real good Pioneer Ranger, if we allowed girls in,
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which we don't, and never will.
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Fred, I think it's getting kind of late, it's time for us to...
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- We had a lovely... - play charades!
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Hey, is this side shorter?
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Oh, now, come on, it wasn't that bad.
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- Oh, pish-tosh. - OK, it was.
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Look, we did a good thing and we never have to do it again.
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Thank God.
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Fred. Mary Ellen. You're back. Why?
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Well, we had such a great time tonight,
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and we prayed over this walking across the street.
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We got an answer.
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We'd like Team Hennessy
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to be part of little Moira's wedding.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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You, you want us to participate in your daughter's wedding?
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I thought you said it was just family.
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That's how we think of you now.
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Yeah, you know, since Paul's a writer,
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he can scribble out something for Moira's wedding.
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Just try to keep it clean there, will ya, buddy.
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Oh, and Cate. We'd love it if you'd sing.
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Oh, I'm not really a singer.
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Now, now, I hear you when you're gardening.
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And let me tell you, If your flowers
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were as pretty as your voice, I'd worry about my blue ribbons.
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But they're not.
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Also, since Moira's friends
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are all in third world countries, God bless 'em,
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we'd like, Kerry and Bridget to be the bridesmaids.
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- No. - But we barely know Moira.
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Yeah, this is her special day. She doesn't want me up there.
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I mean, people should be looking at her.
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Bridesmaids.
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Mrs. Doyle? Do you have a ring bearer?
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- Oh, no. - We do now.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Um... When exactly is the wedding?
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- Twenty-eighth. - The twenty-eighth. Ooh...
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Sorry, we already have a prior commitment.
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It's Grandma's birthday.
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I have to be there. 'Cause she thinks I'm Grandpa.
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And we always honor our commitments.
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That's a fine example to set for the children. We understand.
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Fred Doyle.
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- You did it again. - What?
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The 28th is our anniversary.
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The wedding is the 21st, you silly-billy.
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It is. It sure is.
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- Hello? Anybody home? - Oh.
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So you'll be able to make it after all.
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Well, I can't see why not. Can you, Cate? Think. Hard.
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"So let's raise our glass to the happy couple
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as they embark upon this truly remarkable voyage.
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To Moira and her groom..."
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Cate, this is not a name.
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How can I pronounce it? It's in Morse code?
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Well, I think the accent's on the second...
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- Is it really? I'll write that. - Mom.
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Mother, we cannot wear these dresses.
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- Mint Julep, anybody? - Dad!
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I'm sorry, it's just that...
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♪ Camptown ladies sing that song, doo-dah, doo-dah ♪
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- I hate you. - I hear that.
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♪ Doo-dah, Doo-dah ♪
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It's just so much fun to see my children in dresses.
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Careful what you wish for.
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It was so fun rehearsing with you, Rory.
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Why, Katie Sharpe, you make me blush.
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Don't forget the flyers.
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- 'Bye, Mr. and Mrs. Hennessy. - 'Bye, Katie.
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You guys look ridiculous.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Take off that dress and slip into something more comfortable
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like boxing gloves. Come on.
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- Oh, Bridget, it's Donny Doyle. - Oh, I owe you.
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Bridget, that is rude. What have we been talking about?
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Oh, Mary Ellen isn't with him, is she?
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- Nope. It's just Donny. - That's rude.
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- Hey, Kerry. - Hey, Donny.
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- Bridget just stepped out. - I guess I keep missing her.
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I know. It's funny, isn't it? It's really, really funny.
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I just came up for the bachelor party.
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Oh, how was it? Pretty wild?
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Know that movie Bachelor Party?
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- Yeah. - We watched it.
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Well, I gotta get back to school tonight.
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Tell Bridget I'll see her at the wedding,
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and to save a dance for me.
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OK. I will. 'Bye.
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Come on, you have to at least say hello.
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No, it's too late. He just left.
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Oh, darn it.
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You know, Bridge, Donny is actually very cute.
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Yeah, right, Mom.
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And he's got a great personality, right?
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Good parenting. Duh!
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Yeah, Mom. Duh!
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OK, guys, I think I have a handle on my wedding speech.
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And it's good. I've got two minutes on those old shorts
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Fred uses when he washes his car.
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It's hilarious. I'll just give you a taste.
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"Moses called, and he wants his shorts back."
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Never mind. Never mind.
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Hey, guys, look at this.
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This says that Rory's play is opening next Saturday.
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That's the same day as the wedding.
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Rory gets out of the wedding? That little weasel.
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What, what Bridget means to say is
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we don't wanna miss his opening.
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Yeah, because he's our little brother
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and we love him and stuff.
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Wait a minute, Cate. Don't you get it? This is it.
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This is the Holy Grail, what we've been waiting for,
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manna from heaven.
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This is our prior commitment. Hallelujah!
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OK, Paul, but you're just gonna have to be
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brutally honest with them.
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- Me? I'm not telling 'em. - Let me tell 'em!
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The reason I called you over here...
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well, you know, we're honored that you want us to be in your wedding.
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Oh, we're the ones who are honored.
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- Abso-tively. - Posi-lutely.
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- Do it now, Dad. - Rory.
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Yes, siree. We're always saying you're the greatest people on the block.
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Well, I don't know if we're the greatest.
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Ah, come on, Paul, every time you see me
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when you're getting out of your car,
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you're never too busy to shoot me that wave
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before you race over to the house.
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And I so admire Cate. A working gal and a devoted housewife.
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Even with, well, her condition.
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Excuse me?
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Cate, I see you in the grocery store parking lot
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always dropping your keys.
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And sometimes it takes you forever to right yourself.
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The... The courage.
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And your children, your children are the greatest.
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Like the time Bridget carried Mary Maureen all the way back home
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after she fell off her first tricycle.
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It was the least I could do. I mean, I did push her.
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All of this makes what I have to say all the more difficult.
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You know, you're not gonna believe this,
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but you're the first family on the block
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that's ever invited us into your home.
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- No. - No.
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Yes, it's true.
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That night was pretty special for us.
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- Yeah. - You know...
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Each and every one of you
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has shown us what it's like to be a good neighbor.
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Ah, heck, a good person.
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- We, we love you guys. - Oh, Fred.
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Oh, boy. What, is somebody peeling an onion in here?
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Paul, what were you gonna say there, buddy?
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Oh, well, I was just gonna say...
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Moses called, he wants his shorts back.
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Seriously, I would like to thank Fred and Mary Ellen
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as well as the groom's parents...
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Sha... Ko... Oh, man. Uh... Thank you both.
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And I'd like to say it means so much to Team Hennessy
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for being a part of today's wonderful, beautiful ceremony.
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Thank you very much.
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- Paul, that's a lovely speech. - Well, thanks.
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How'd you think of all those
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wonderful things to say about Moira?
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I just thought about what I'd say
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if one of our girls got married.
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Oh, Paul look. There's Rory and Mary Maureen.
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This is so fun.
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I'm supposed to be at a cast party right now.
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- I'm in a play. - You're a star?
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Star? Yeah, I'm a star.
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We're doing two more performances.
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You can come if you want.
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OK.
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You know, honey, we did this for all the wrong reasons,
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- but it's turning out pretty nice. - Yeah.
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- Hey, look at the girls. - Ohh...
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They're making friends with people they used to make fun of.
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Moses lost his shorts.
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- So did we. - Let's not get crazy.
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Um... Ladies and germs.
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Um... As if today weren't special enough,
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back by popular demand, Cate Hennessy.
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- Oh, that's your cue. - Thank you.
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- Hide me. - What happened? What's wrong?
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Kerry says Donny is here looking for me.
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He wasn't even supposed to be here.
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He was supposed to be at Navy college all day.
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Dad, I cannot be seen with Dorky Donny Doyle.
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God! Please don't see me!
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Please don't see me! Please don't...
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Excuse me, Miss Hennessy,
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but may Dorky Donny Doyle have this dance?
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♪ At last ♪
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♪ My love has come along ♪
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♪ My lonely days... ♪
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Would you just excuse me for one second? OK.
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Ow!
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Shall we, Donny?
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♪ At Last ♪
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♪ Skies above are blue ♪
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- Huh. - Yeah, Fred, I see 'em.
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Yeah, it looks like we could be more than just good friends.
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Who knows?
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- One day... we could be family. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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♪ I found a dream ♪
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♪ That I could speak to ♪
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♪ A dream that I ♪
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♪ Could call my own ♪
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Well, I really can't believe I would ever say this,
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but I actually had fun with the Doyles tonight.
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I'll get it.
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- Hello, ladies. - Hey, Rory. Listen...
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Oh, my God.
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Girls, Wait!
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Just give me two minutes and I'll throw on my dress.
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