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OK, no, put the first string of lights
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close to the trunk of the tree
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and then zigzag it down.
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Yeah, make it tight, Cate.
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The goal is to achieve maximum brightness.
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- Would you shut up? - What?
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I think I can handle it.
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Who do you think usually decorates the tree?
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Those little tiny Charlie Brown trees that you usually buy.
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I got a bigger one dangling from my rearview mirror.
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This year I wanna do it right.
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Yeah, by buying the biggest tree on the lot?
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This isn't Christmas, it's lumbering.
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Honey, I want it to be perfect, the best Christmas ever.
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Oh, hell, good enough.
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Cate, come on, it's Christmas, don't do that.
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Lindsay, I have to be careful what I get Kyle this year.
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I don't wanna look needy. I also don't want to look pale. Do you have bronzer?
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You don't? Well, you should.
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Daddy, can I have a party here on Christmas Eve?
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Astonishing. No.
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- You're right, just Kyle then. - No.
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You said no to the party. Meet me halfway.
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What kind of life lessons are you teaching me?
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- Bridget. - Dad.
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The Doyles just unloaded a generator
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and a huge plastic reindeer for the roof.
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Oh yeah? We can't let the Doyles beat us like last year, son.
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- And whose fault was that? - I couldn't help it!
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I hate this lighting competition.
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It's like the neighborhood is a bunch of losers.
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And this year, we're gonna be number one.
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We're gonna have the best tree
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and the best decorations on Oakdale Avenue.
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How about a best present for the family?
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Yeah, Dad and nothing from the airport this time.
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I cannot believe you are still making me pay for last year.
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There was a snowstorm. I was delayed by the weather.
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I did the best I could.
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I love my "I heart Chicago" coffee mug.
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Don't forget the little teddy bear
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with the "I heart Chicago" T-shirt.
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And the "I heart Chicago" bar towel.
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Everybody knows that airport gift shops
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are crowded during the holidays.
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Aw, and Chicago's a hub.
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- You poor baby. - OK, make fun.
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna get everybody
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the best Christmas presents ever.
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This will be the best Christmas of all time.
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It's like that, um...
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you know, that, uh, James Stewart movie,
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where he gets hit on the head
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and he wakes up in Potterville,
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in a bar with drunks and hookers,
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and he realizes that he has more friends than anybody.
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It's a Wonderful Life.
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- Sounds like it. - OK.
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What does everybody want for Christmas?
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- All right, just give me some hints. - A motorcycle.
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Anybody.
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- I want Kyle to come over. - Anybody? Don't be shy.
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Look what I found running in the street. Can I keep him?
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Anybody?
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When was the last time that dog ate?
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Well, if you include tinsel, about five minutes ago.
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There is no way Kerry's keeping that dog.
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Well I support you one hundred percent.
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I've done my tour of duty with pets.
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There must be a dozen Popsicle stick crosses
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out behind the garage.
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It's like a tiny little Normandy. I'm off.
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- Where you going? - Choir practice.
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Christmas Eve is closing in and I hope we're ready.
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With all the years I've put in,
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you'd think they'd give me a shot at solo,
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but they always give it to Mary Beth.
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And you know why? Politics.
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She always bakes brownies for everybody.
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Probably eats half of 'em herself.
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Oh, am I a bad person, Paul?
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So I have to tell Kerry about the dog?
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I swear to God, Paul.
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- Don't step in the tinsel. - Yeah.
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- Come here. Come here. - Kerry?
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Come on, Puppy.
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Come on, Puppy. Oh, Dad, isn't he cute?
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I named him...
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No. Don't do that. Don't name him.
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How come?
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Because if you name him, it'll make me feel worse
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for what I'm about to say.
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- Dad... - Kerry,
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your mother says you can't keep the dog.
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What? Why?
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Because he needs attention, a lot of it.
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No one's at home to take care of him.
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- You're at home. - That's just an expression.
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Honey, look, I tried talking to your mom.
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Dad, you can't...!
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You can't take him to the pound.
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Do you know what they do to dogs at the pound?
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It's not the pound. It's a shelter.
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They'll find him a good home.
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- But, come... - Honey, I'm sorry.
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Fine.
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Oh, Dad, look. He found a ball. He wants to play.
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Wait a minute. This is from my autographed baseball collection.
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Best wishes, Ty Cobb.
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No big deal.
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Dad, can I get a...
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No motorcycle, no monkey, and no monkey on a motorcycle.
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Lindsay's on the case, I'll have the info in no time.
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Ooh, thank God. About what?
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About how much Kyle spent. If I spend more,
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I look needy and lose the upper hand.
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And her heart grew three sizes that day.
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God! I hate these crowds, annoying holiday Muzak,
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herding lemmings to their spiritual death.
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Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
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Paul, honey.
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At least somebody's in the Christmas spirit. Hi.
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- Something great happened. - What?
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You know Mary Beth who gets the solo?
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- Yeah? - She fell off a ladder.
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- I was at the hospital. She's fine. - Good.
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But there is no way she can do a solo!
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- I think they're gonna give it to me. - Oh, Cate.
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- Ooh. I'm a bad person. - No. Well, no.
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- Did you wipe your prints off? - Oh, stop.
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- That's great. - Congratulations.
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- Ah, big whoop. - Kerry.
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Puppy's at a shelter with 100 dogs
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that are never gonna find a home.
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But maybe he made a lot of little doggie buddies.
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Who knows? Maybe he's got a little doggie girlfriend.
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I'm not five.
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I know. It didn't work then, either.
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About as good as, "Goldie's gone to the ocean."
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What?
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Dad, now I know what I really want. A chemistry set.
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Think of the explosions...
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of knowledge in my brain.
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Uh-uh. No. No chemistry set.
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Absolutely not. Paul, do you hear me?
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Loud and clear.
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No.
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- I mean it. - Right.
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- No. - No chemistry set whatsoever.
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Kids, come with me and help me look for your father.
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- Dad's not our father? - I knew it!
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Told you.
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I mean, a gift for your father, smart guys. Come on.
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Lindsay saw him coming
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out of Spencer's Gifts and he said my name.
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Of course she wore these stupid shoes...
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If he got me something from a novelty store, it so over.
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For the love of God, be quiet!
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So much for the Christmas spirit, huh, Paul?
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Not you, honey, Bridget. Mostly Bridget.
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Would you...?
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I'm just trying to write here.
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I don't have time to get mad at you.
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I have to go get ready to rehearse for my solo.
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Oh, no, did I let that slip?
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- They gave it to... - you?
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- Congratulations. - I'm gonna go get ready for practice.
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I'm so proud of you. Way to go! Woo!
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Dad, code red. The Doyles just unloaded a blow-up Santa bigger than their house!
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Rory, I'm writing. Bigger than their house?
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I gotta see this. No, I gotta write. I'm sorry.
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Maybe you can write us some Christmas lights.
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Because we're losing, man. And it's your fault.
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Santa heard that.
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- Well, Santa can bite my... - Hey!
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Feel good about yourself, Dad?
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I'm guessing no?
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I just went to the shelter to visit Puppy, and guess what?
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They placed one dog this week and 15 came in.
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That's like the circus. Remember when they put that dog
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in the clown car and then 15 came out of the trunk?
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Where do they all come from?
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Everybody wants the perfect pedigreed dog.
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I can't believe how superficial people can be.
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OK, Kyle better not be getting me anything from the soap store.
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Kerry, honey...
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- this might cheer you up. - What is it?
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I wanted to help so I wrote a column encouraging my readers
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to adopt pets from animal shelters.
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Really?
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This is my present to you. It was from the heart.
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OK, see, "shar pei" is two words.
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Thank you. There's no need to hug me or tear up,
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just Merry Christmas to you.
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OK. If you really wanna get me a present,
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you can help me with the pet adoption fair
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at the mall on Christmas Eve, all of you.
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But, Kerry, that's Christmas Eve.
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Sorry, I have plans with Kyle.
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And I've got numbness in my extremities.
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Dad, eww.
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Dad's right. Christmas Eve
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should be like the very first Christmas,
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cavemen sitting around the tree with Jesus opening presents.
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OK, that's it! We're all going to Christmas Eve services,
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especially you, Rory, and pay attention this time.
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We're gonna hear your mother sing a solo.
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- Oh... - "Oh," what, honey?
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Well, I just realized I'm gonna be singing
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in front of you guys and what if I screw up?
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I don't wanna screw up in front of you.
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You won't even notice us.
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There's gonna be a couple hundred people in church.
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Oh.
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Don't look at it like you're singing
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for a church packed with people.
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You're singing for God.
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Oh.
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You guys can't come.
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What? Wait a minute, this is your first solo.
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Exactly and I'm nervous enough.
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Paul, please, just think of it as a present to me.
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Hang on. Everybody was counting
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on spending Christmas Eve together.
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I've gotta hold this to a family vote.
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Kids, your mother doesn't want us to come
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to midnight services.
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- Cool. - OK.
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- Fine by me. - See ya.
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Dad, I can't get these untangled.
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It's OK. Maybe we have enough.
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Sure you don't need help? Kyle is great with undoing knots.
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And hooks. And buttons. And snaps.
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Rory, shut up!
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OK, here we go.
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Hey, Fred. Fred Doyle. Think I have a chance this year?
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Would you keep up?
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People might think we're together.
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God forbid anyone think we're a family. Come on.
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Kerry's not gonna be with us Christmas Eve,
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we'll go be with her.
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OK, fine, I'll keep it three steps behind you,
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only because it's Christmas.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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- What now? - Hide me, it's Kyle.
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If he hasn't figured out we're together by now, he's a moron.
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I can't believe him! He got me jewelry!
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This is the worst Christmas ever.
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Why would you say a thing like that?
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Because I only got him massage oil.
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You got him massage oil?
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And now I'm gonna look cheap.
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- Uh, yeah. - OK, you're right.
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Level the playing field. Get something better.
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Rory, help me. Come on.
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Don't buy anything you have to rub on him, sweetie.
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Make it a real Christmas. Take a homeless dog home.
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Idiot.
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Hey, Care Bear.
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- Dad, what are you doing here? - Where else would I be?
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It's Christmas Eve and I wanna spend it with all my kids.
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Then where's Bridget and Rory?
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I don't know. Come on, honey, let's go.
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No, I am not leaving until I find at least one dog a home.
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I can't even get people to stop. It's like they just don't care.
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Hey, you're a good-looking family.
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But you know what's missing?
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A good-looking dog. Hey, kid, you want a dog?
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- Puppies. - Please.
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Thanks. Thanks a lot.
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- Hey, what's going on? - We found one a home.
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- I thought you were hiding from... - Dad!
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Hiding from Santa, because he knows
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when you've been bad or good.
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Don't worry, babe, that's just an urban legend.
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OK, come on, let's go. We got a dog adopted, which is...
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not nearly enough.
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Bridget, Rory, Kyle grab a dog.
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- Great sad face. - Thanks. It's new.
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Merry Christmas. Enjoy your pre-owned dog.
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- You guys, thank you so much. - No, Kerry, this was nice.
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It was odd, but a nice way to spend Christmas Eve.
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I got what I wanted.
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I got to spend Christmas Eve with all my kids.
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- Dad, don't touch me! - We're in public.
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Don't even think about it, Dad.
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You're the dog nobody wants to play with.
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Well, been there, pal. Been there and back.
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- Bye. - Bye.
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Thanks for your help. I'll take it from here. Merry Christmas.
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- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
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- I'm gonna miss him. - Me too.
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Nobody should be alone tonight.
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Well, we better get going.
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We have to make a stop on the way home. Oh, sorry.
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This isn't the Home of the Big Boy.
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You know, in a way it is.
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Sir, could you move down...
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Mary Beth.
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Bridget!
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Dad, I gotta do it or it'll drive me crazy.
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- Do it. I dare you. - Dad, there's Mom.
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♪ Silent night ♪
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♪ Holy night ♪
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♪ All is calm ♪
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♪ All is bright ♪
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♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
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♪ Mother and Child ♪
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♪ Holy Infant ♪
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♪ So tender and mild ♪
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♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
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♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
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- ♪ Silent night ♪ - ♪ Silent... ♪
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- ♪ Holy night! ♪ - ♪ Shepherds... ♪
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♪ Shepherds quake ♪
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♪ At the sight ♪
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♪ Glories stream ♪
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- ♪ From heaven afar ♪ - ♪ Alleluia... ♪
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♪ Heavenly hosts ♪
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♪ Sing Alleluia ♪
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♪ Christ, the Savior ♪
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♪ Is born ♪
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♪ Christ, the Savior ♪
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♪ Is born ♪
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♪ Christ, the Savior ♪
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♪ Is born ♪
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Tell the truth. If we hadn't shown up,
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you'd have been mad, wouldn't you?
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Well, it's Christmas Eve and I was a solo.
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- You sang beautifully. - You guys showing up was the best Christmas present ever.
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- Was it? - Thank you, honey.
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Eww.
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What are you doing outside? It's freezing.
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We were looking at the Doyle's lights.
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The Doyle's lights.
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Can we open presents?
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Rory, not until tomorrow morning.
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- Come on. - OK, you can each open one.
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Rory, you first.
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There's one right over there by the bookcase.
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I think you'll like it.
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A chemistry set! Thanks, Dad.
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Paul!
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So...
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So where are our presents?
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Uh, well, why don't you look
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under the tree, Kerry and Bridget,
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if you're ready for your presents.
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If you're ready for your presents!
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- Where? - Yeah, I mean,
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- none of these have our names. - Keep looking.
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This could take all night. Girls, turn around.
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Puppy! Oh, my God! Thank you, Daddy.
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Thank you.
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- Kyle, help me find my present. - I am your present.
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Oh, Daddy, thank you.
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I'll feed him, walk him, and play with him every day.
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I will too.
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Hey, everybody, it's snowing.
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Oh, wow.
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- Nah, I'm just kidding. - Rory!
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Whoa! What the hell happened?
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It looks like the Doyles' lights blew out.
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Totally blew out.
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Rory.
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I didn't do anything. I swear we were just looking.
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You mean it just happened? Thank you.
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Merry Christmas, Dad!
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I just... I just don't know what to say.
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This is the perfect Christmas.
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- I'm here with my family and... - And puppy.
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- And puppy. - And Kyle.
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And... Kyle.
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And the Doyles are gonna lose this year.
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I'm the richest man in town.
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God bless us, every one.
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♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪
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♪ Fa la la la la La la la la ♪
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♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
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♪ Fa la la la la La la la la... ♪
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- You got me soap? - Gourmet soap.
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See, it says right there on the box. This one's made of oatmeal.
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I think you use that one in the morning.
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I saw you coming out of the jewelry store.
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Oh, yeah. Check out this awesome watch. Three time zones.
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- You got yourself a watch? - Yeah.
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Ask me what time it is.
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I think it's time for you to leave.
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Not in London.
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