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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 01:00:04,255 --> 01:00:06,924 got that thing ♪ 2 01:00:08,126 --> 01:00:11,062 (Party atmosphere, loud cheers and chatter) 3 01:00:14,932 --> 01:00:16,968 (Splash, loud cheering) 4 01:00:16,968 --> 01:00:22,306 ♪ 5 01:00:22,306 --> 01:00:24,308 ♪ Yeah, I've got that thing ♪ 6 01:00:24,308 --> 01:00:31,315 ♪ 7 01:00:31,315 --> 01:00:36,787 ♪ 8 01:00:39,090 --> 01:00:40,958 (Door creaks open) 9 01:00:40,958 --> 01:00:42,927 ‐ Lucy! ‐ Ohmigod! You scared me. 10 01:00:42,927 --> 01:00:44,295 ‐ You're scaring me in that sweater. 11 01:00:44,295 --> 01:00:45,930 It's 90 degrees outside. 12 01:00:45,930 --> 01:00:48,032 ‐ I like this sweater. It reminds me of home. 13 01:00:48,032 --> 01:00:49,233 ‐ The whole point of going to college 14 01:00:49,233 --> 01:00:50,334 is to forget about home. 15 01:00:50,334 --> 01:00:52,003 You need to get outta your comfort zone. 16 01:00:52,003 --> 01:00:54,138 ‐ Oh, I am out of my comfort zone. I'm in Arizona. 17 01:00:54,138 --> 01:00:55,940 ‐ Dressed like my grandmother. 18 01:00:55,940 --> 01:00:58,943 Please, just put on your suit and come to the party. 19 01:00:58,943 --> 01:01:00,211 There are so many cute guys down there. 20 01:01:00,211 --> 01:01:02,013 ‐ You know I have a boyfriend. 21 01:01:02,013 --> 01:01:05,383 ‐ Oh, right. The one you haven't heard from in six days? 22 01:01:05,383 --> 01:01:07,151 What's his name? Jared? 23 01:01:08,219 --> 01:01:10,388 ‐ Jordan! And that's not true. 24 01:01:10,388 --> 01:01:13,291 He sent me three smileys and thumbs up. 25 01:01:13,291 --> 01:01:16,260 ‐ Oh! Sorry! Well, when's the wedding? 26 01:01:17,962 --> 01:01:20,198 ‐ He's just busy, you know, with winter finals 27 01:01:20,198 --> 01:01:21,999 and, and the holidays coming up. 28 01:01:21,999 --> 01:01:23,201 ‐ He actually said that to you? 29 01:01:23,201 --> 01:01:25,303 I'm too busy to text you due to the holidays coming up? 30 01:01:25,303 --> 01:01:28,306 ‐ Well, no... not that exactly, but it was implied 31 01:01:28,306 --> 01:01:31,042 with the cat dressed as a turkey meme. 32 01:01:31,042 --> 01:01:34,312 Anyway, he said he can't wait to talk over Thanksgiving. 33 01:01:34,312 --> 01:01:37,848 ‐ Talk... because that's what all college boys wanna do. 34 01:01:39,951 --> 01:01:43,054 Wait... I know what this is. ‐ What is it? 35 01:01:43,054 --> 01:01:45,156 ‐ Emojis and a cow in a turkey suit? 36 01:01:45,156 --> 01:01:47,024 ‐ Cat... ‐ Whatever. 37 01:01:47,024 --> 01:01:49,160 Dude, you're getting basted. 38 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,162 ‐ Basted? ‐ Basted... buttered. 39 01:01:51,162 --> 01:01:53,331 Bastard. He's prepping you for the turkey drop. 40 01:01:53,331 --> 01:01:54,899 ‐ What is a turkey drop? 41 01:01:54,899 --> 01:01:56,234 ‐ Come to the party and I'll tell you. 42 01:01:56,234 --> 01:01:57,969 ‐ No. 43 01:01:57,969 --> 01:01:59,270 ‐ Small town dudes are so shady. 44 01:01:59,270 --> 01:02:01,272 ‐ Amanda, what is a turkey drop? 45 01:02:01,272 --> 01:02:03,007 ‐ Look it up. 46 01:02:03,007 --> 01:02:04,275 (Keys clack rapidly) 47 01:02:07,245 --> 01:02:09,146 ‐ (reads) "When a long‐distance couple returns home 48 01:02:09,146 --> 01:02:11,215 for Thanksgiving. Typically, one of them gets... 49 01:02:13,384 --> 01:02:15,052 dumped." 50 01:02:16,921 --> 01:02:19,023 (Rapid texting taps) 51 01:02:21,292 --> 01:02:25,263 ♪ 52 01:02:25,263 --> 01:02:27,164 (Phone dings) 53 01:02:28,299 --> 01:02:30,134 (Worried sigh) Oh no... 54 01:02:31,302 --> 01:02:36,907 ♪ 55 01:02:36,907 --> 01:02:39,043 ♪ I was hung up on a dream ♪ 56 01:02:42,013 --> 01:02:46,017 ♪ Where being comfortable was not for me ♪ 57 01:02:47,218 --> 01:02:49,387 ♪ When you walked into the room ♪ 58 01:02:49,387 --> 01:02:52,990 ♪ I knew that all my plans were binned ♪ 59 01:02:52,990 --> 01:02:57,028 ♪ Started talking to me ♪ 60 01:02:57,028 --> 01:02:59,363 ♪ So tell me what you're thinking ♪ 61 01:02:59,363 --> 01:03:02,300 ♪ 'Cause I think I feel the same as you ♪ 62 01:03:03,968 --> 01:03:07,371 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 63 01:03:07,371 --> 01:03:10,241 ♪ You got my knees shaking ♪ 64 01:03:10,241 --> 01:03:13,377 ♪ Steal my heart and break it in two ♪ 65 01:03:13,377 --> 01:03:17,014 Announcer: Final boarding call for Flight 4810 66 01:03:17,014 --> 01:03:20,318 to Boise, Idaho, boarding at gate 13. 67 01:03:20,318 --> 01:03:23,988 Final boarding call for Flight 4810 68 01:03:23,988 --> 01:03:27,191 to Boise, Idaho now boarding at gate 13. 69 01:03:27,191 --> 01:03:29,960 ♪ ...couldn't find a home ♪ 70 01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:32,229 ♪ But if you think I'm misery ♪ 71 01:03:32,229 --> 01:03:34,932 ♪ Invading your company ♪ 72 01:03:36,167 --> 01:03:37,868 (Honking) 73 01:03:38,969 --> 01:03:40,137 ‐ Hi! 74 01:03:42,139 --> 01:03:44,175 ‐ Oh! ‐ (Laughing) ‐ Ahhh! 75 01:03:44,175 --> 01:03:47,278 ‐ Oh! Oh, look at you! You're a twig! Oh no! 76 01:03:47,278 --> 01:03:49,947 Let's get you in the van before you freeze to death. 77 01:03:49,947 --> 01:03:51,182 ‐ Can I get 'em? I'll get 'em. 78 01:03:51,182 --> 01:03:53,217 ‐ Oh no, no, no, I got it. ‐ Do you need some help? 79 01:03:53,217 --> 01:03:54,952 ‐ No, no. ‐ You're okay? Dad! 80 01:03:54,952 --> 01:03:57,154 ‐ Sweetie, come here! Oh God, you're gorgeous! 81 01:03:57,154 --> 01:03:59,023 ‐ (Laughing) How are you? ‐ Woo! (Door bangs shut) 82 01:03:59,023 --> 01:04:00,891 Woo! (Sighs) 83 01:04:00,891 --> 01:04:03,928 ‐ Mom... you're blonde. ‐ Don't you love it? 84 01:04:06,030 --> 01:04:07,231 Jamal down at the beauty school said it brings out my... 85 01:04:07,231 --> 01:04:08,999 girlish undertones. 86 01:04:08,999 --> 01:04:11,936 ‐ Apparently your mother has undertones. 87 01:04:11,936 --> 01:04:15,072 ‐ I micro‐bladed my brows too. What do you think? 88 01:04:15,072 --> 01:04:17,308 ‐ You let a student take an Exacto knife to your face? 89 01:04:17,308 --> 01:04:20,111 ‐ No! A graduate student. She got a B plus. 90 01:04:20,111 --> 01:04:22,079 ‐ Your mother's been making a lot of changes lately. 91 01:04:22,079 --> 01:04:23,280 ‐ Yeah, and why shouldn't I? 92 01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,383 I'm an empty nester now, you know. 93 01:04:25,383 --> 01:04:27,351 We've got homecoming tomorrow night, 94 01:04:27,351 --> 01:04:29,286 and I can't promise that I won't cry 95 01:04:29,286 --> 01:04:32,189 when you and Jordan crown the new king and queen. 96 01:04:32,189 --> 01:04:34,325 Oh, the whole town will be there! 97 01:04:34,325 --> 01:04:37,128 And... we can't forget about the Turkey Trot 98 01:04:37,128 --> 01:04:38,262 on Thanksgiving morning. 99 01:04:38,262 --> 01:04:40,131 ‐ Let me guess, the whole town's gonna be there. 100 01:04:40,131 --> 01:04:41,966 ‐ Well, yes. Ugh! 101 01:04:41,966 --> 01:04:43,934 Ah... there's something else I wanna tell you. 102 01:04:43,934 --> 01:04:46,337 So your sister, Lydia... ‐ I only have one sister, Mom. 103 01:04:46,337 --> 01:04:48,105 ‐ is bringing someone. 104 01:04:48,105 --> 01:04:50,007 It's a new lawyer from her firm. 105 01:04:50,007 --> 01:04:53,244 Her name is Anna. Sounds very promising. 106 01:04:53,244 --> 01:04:55,913 And I think that about covers it. 107 01:04:55,913 --> 01:04:57,381 ‐ (Sighs) Not quite. 108 01:04:57,381 --> 01:04:59,283 Well, tell her. 109 01:04:59,283 --> 01:05:01,986 ‐ Tell me what? ‐ Well, your brother, Leo‐‐ 110 01:05:01,986 --> 01:05:05,890 ‐ I only have one brother, Mom. ‐ Your brother Leo has a friend 111 01:05:05,890 --> 01:05:07,992 who didn't have a place to go for the holidays, 112 01:05:07,992 --> 01:05:10,027 so we invited him to stay with us. 113 01:05:12,062 --> 01:05:13,230 ‐ No... 114 01:05:13,230 --> 01:05:15,366 no, don't say Dean. Don't say... 115 01:05:15,366 --> 01:05:16,967 ‐ Dean. ‐ Mean Dean? 116 01:05:16,967 --> 01:05:18,369 ‐ Oh... ‐ Mom, come on! 117 01:05:18,369 --> 01:05:20,137 You know how much I hate him! 118 01:05:20,137 --> 01:05:22,206 He's been giving me noogies since I was like 12. 119 01:05:22,206 --> 01:05:24,275 And he calls me Lucy Goosey! 120 01:05:24,275 --> 01:05:27,344 ‐ Oh honey, he's a college graduate now, okay? 121 01:05:27,344 --> 01:05:29,213 He's been helping us out down at the restaurant 122 01:05:29,213 --> 01:05:31,015 while he applies for graduate school. 123 01:05:31,015 --> 01:05:32,917 Listen, he... 124 01:05:32,917 --> 01:05:35,252 has matured so much. 125 01:05:35,252 --> 01:05:37,154 ‐ (Laughter) ‐ Hey, Lucy Goosey! 126 01:05:37,154 --> 01:05:39,223 ‐ Get off me! Let go! 127 01:05:39,223 --> 01:05:41,258 God, stop it! Both: (Laughing) 128 01:05:41,258 --> 01:05:42,893 ‐ Grow up! 129 01:05:42,893 --> 01:05:44,028 (Laughing) Ron: All right, tomatoes... 130 01:05:44,028 --> 01:05:45,262 Nancy: Want me to make you something? 131 01:05:45,262 --> 01:05:47,298 ‐ This actually looks good. Maybe I'll do it. 132 01:05:49,967 --> 01:05:51,202 Ron: Are either of you having some? 133 01:05:51,202 --> 01:05:54,271 ‐ Flax? Chia? Mom! ‐ Yeah? 134 01:05:54,271 --> 01:05:57,141 ‐ Where's the Doritos, the... the Twinkies, the Oreos? 135 01:05:57,141 --> 01:05:59,009 ‐ Just like I said, changes. 136 01:05:59,009 --> 01:06:02,012 ‐ Why don't I make you a nice chia chai smoothie? 137 01:06:02,012 --> 01:06:05,382 ‐ No! No, I don't want a smoothie! 138 01:06:05,382 --> 01:06:08,919 I just... I wanna go up to my room and take a nap. 139 01:06:08,919 --> 01:06:11,121 ‐ I'm just gonna make her a smoothie. 140 01:06:11,121 --> 01:06:12,990 ‐ It's gonna take more than a smoothie. 141 01:06:12,990 --> 01:06:14,892 (Footsteps thump overhead) 142 01:06:14,892 --> 01:06:16,227 ‐ (Shrieking) Moooooom! 143 01:06:16,227 --> 01:06:18,062 ‐ Oh. Honey! ‐ Oh... 144 01:06:18,062 --> 01:06:19,864 ‐ Coming, honey! 145 01:06:21,232 --> 01:06:23,901 ‐ Mooooooooom?! 146 01:06:23,901 --> 01:06:26,003 I've only been gone for three months. 147 01:06:26,003 --> 01:06:27,905 What happened to my room? 148 01:06:27,905 --> 01:06:29,940 ‐ 'Kay, your sister took your mother to a Pink concert 149 01:06:29,940 --> 01:06:31,208 and she lost her mind. 150 01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:33,244 ‐ No, I didn't lose my mind. I found my passion. 151 01:06:33,244 --> 01:06:35,279 It's called aerialist training. 152 01:06:35,279 --> 01:06:37,381 Honey, you've gotta try it. 153 01:06:37,381 --> 01:06:39,250 My pelvic floor is like a vice grip. 154 01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:41,352 ‐ Well, Mom, I don't care about your pelvic floor. 155 01:06:41,352 --> 01:06:42,987 Where is all of my stuff?! 156 01:06:42,987 --> 01:06:45,222 ‐ Oh, it's around here somewhere. 157 01:06:45,222 --> 01:06:47,157 You had too much of it anyway. 158 01:06:47,157 --> 01:06:48,993 You should throw some stuff out. 159 01:06:48,993 --> 01:06:51,295 ‐ Yeah, I need to go shower... my eyeballs. 160 01:06:51,295 --> 01:06:53,297 ‐ God, Mom, come on. 161 01:06:54,965 --> 01:06:58,168 ‐ You know, you kids are the reason my insides collapsed, 162 01:06:58,168 --> 01:07:00,371 and it nearly split me in half. 163 01:07:00,371 --> 01:07:04,341 Okay, watch this one. Gotta get it just... 164 01:07:04,341 --> 01:07:08,312 Get ready. And hold... it! 165 01:07:08,312 --> 01:07:10,214 ‐ Hello, anyone here? 166 01:07:10,214 --> 01:07:13,317 ‐ Hey, Lydia's here. Let's go! ‐ Lydia! Hey Lydia! 167 01:07:13,317 --> 01:07:14,385 Ron: Lydia! ‐ Wait for me! 168 01:07:14,385 --> 01:07:16,320 Wait... wait for me! 169 01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:19,189 Lydia! ‐ Mom! You're blonde! 170 01:07:19,189 --> 01:07:20,991 ‐ I know! Isn't it fabulous? 171 01:07:20,991 --> 01:07:23,160 Now where is this brilliant young attorney 172 01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:24,361 you've told us all about? 173 01:07:24,361 --> 01:07:26,030 (Luggage rattles) 174 01:07:26,030 --> 01:07:27,231 ‐ Hi. ‐ Oh! 175 01:07:27,231 --> 01:07:30,200 ‐ Hi. (Nervous laugh) ‐ Everyone, this is Anna. 176 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:31,368 ‐ Hey, what's up? 177 01:07:31,368 --> 01:07:32,937 ‐ Really, it's nice to meet you. 178 01:07:32,937 --> 01:07:35,306 ‐ So nice meeting you! 179 01:07:35,306 --> 01:07:38,909 ‐ Can you help with the bags? ‐ Yeah... sure. 180 01:07:38,909 --> 01:07:40,945 So Lydia gets to have a girl in her room, but I don't? 181 01:07:40,945 --> 01:07:42,279 ‐ Yeah, it's different. ‐ How's it different? 182 01:07:42,279 --> 01:07:44,348 ‐ I don't know, it just is. ‐ Sorry, what girl? 183 01:07:44,348 --> 01:07:46,317 ‐ Uh, you guys haven't met her yet. 184 01:07:46,317 --> 01:07:48,285 ‐ Have you met her yet, Leo? ‐ Hmm. 185 01:07:48,285 --> 01:07:50,254 Don't you have a couch to go to? 186 01:07:51,288 --> 01:07:52,856 ‐ Pfft! 187 01:07:57,261 --> 01:07:59,196 (Door bangs shut) ‐ Ohmigod, Jordan's here! 188 01:07:59,196 --> 01:08:01,031 ‐ I know, I invited him. 189 01:08:01,031 --> 01:08:04,301 ‐ Mom, no! I'm covered in airplane sludge! 190 01:08:04,301 --> 01:08:07,171 ‐ Hi! Oh my gosh, come in, come in. 191 01:08:07,171 --> 01:08:10,207 ‐ Of course. Good to see you, Nancy. Hug. 192 01:08:10,207 --> 01:08:12,276 ‐ Oh, it's good to see you! ‐ These are for you. 193 01:08:12,276 --> 01:08:14,078 ‐ What?! ‐ Pink roses, right? 194 01:08:14,078 --> 01:08:17,047 ‐ Oh my gosh, you remembered. 195 01:08:17,047 --> 01:08:19,350 Oh, isn't he just the sweetest, Lucy? 196 01:08:21,051 --> 01:08:22,186 Lucy? 197 01:08:27,024 --> 01:08:28,092 ‐ Agghhhhhh! ‐ Agh! 198 01:08:28,092 --> 01:08:30,027 ‐ Aggghhhh! 199 01:08:30,027 --> 01:08:31,028 ‐ God! 200 01:08:32,096 --> 01:08:33,263 (Dean turns water off) 201 01:08:33,263 --> 01:08:35,199 ‐ Don't you lock doors?! ‐ Don't you knock on them?! 202 01:08:35,199 --> 01:08:37,034 ‐ Why would I knock on an unlocked door? 203 01:08:37,034 --> 01:08:38,369 ‐ It's basic bathroom etiquette. 204 01:08:38,369 --> 01:08:40,170 I'll be done in a minute. ‐ Fine, I'll wait. 205 01:08:40,170 --> 01:08:42,039 ‐ Wait? What? No, no, no, get out! 206 01:08:42,039 --> 01:08:43,907 (Knocking) ‐ Lucy? Luce? 207 01:08:44,975 --> 01:08:46,310 ‐ (Gasps) 208 01:08:47,344 --> 01:08:48,946 Mmm! 209 01:08:50,014 --> 01:08:52,016 (Turns shower on) 210 01:08:52,016 --> 01:08:54,018 ‐ Hi, Schmoops! ‐ Why are you so wound up‐‐ 211 01:08:54,018 --> 01:08:55,886 ‐ Um, I'm in the shower. 212 01:08:56,954 --> 01:09:00,324 ‐ Okay. Brought you a kale smoothie. 213 01:09:00,324 --> 01:09:02,026 I'll just, I'll wait downstairs. 214 01:09:02,026 --> 01:09:05,095 ‐ Uh, no! No‐no‐no‐no‐no! Um... ah... 215 01:09:05,095 --> 01:09:07,331 It's gonna be a while. I'm um... 216 01:09:07,331 --> 01:09:11,135 I'm really... dirty. ‐ I don't mind. 217 01:09:11,135 --> 01:09:13,137 ‐ Can you just leave the freakin' smoothie? 218 01:09:13,137 --> 01:09:15,406 Ah... er, just... thank you. 219 01:09:15,406 --> 01:09:17,341 Thank you so much. That's so sweet. 220 01:09:17,341 --> 01:09:20,177 Um, I'm just gonna see you later at the restaurant, okay? 221 01:09:20,177 --> 01:09:22,246 ‐ Okay. ‐ Okay. 222 01:09:22,246 --> 01:09:25,182 ‐ Okay, I will see you later, I guess. 223 01:09:27,317 --> 01:09:29,219 Do you want‐‐ Okay. 224 01:09:29,219 --> 01:09:31,989 ‐ Mmm... kale smoothie. That, that's romantic. 225 01:09:31,989 --> 01:09:35,092 ‐ Shut up. 226 01:09:35,092 --> 01:09:36,994 ‐ I can't believe you're still dating that loser 227 01:09:36,994 --> 01:09:38,228 Jordan Kroger. 228 01:09:38,228 --> 01:09:41,065 ‐ Well, I am. He's not a loser. 229 01:09:41,065 --> 01:09:42,366 Can you just hurry up? 230 01:09:42,366 --> 01:09:44,034 There are people that actually live here 231 01:09:44,034 --> 01:09:45,869 that need to use the bathroom. 232 01:09:51,141 --> 01:09:52,943 Jordan's gonna turkey drop me. 233 01:09:52,943 --> 01:09:54,178 Both: He's gonna what you? 234 01:09:54,178 --> 01:09:56,180 ‐ Wait. You just showered with Dean. 235 01:09:56,180 --> 01:09:59,016 ‐ No, I didn't shower with Dean. 236 01:09:59,016 --> 01:10:01,251 I just got into the shower with him. 237 01:10:01,251 --> 01:10:03,120 ‐ So, he was naked. ‐ Yeah. 238 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,955 ‐ And? ‐ And who cares? 239 01:10:04,955 --> 01:10:08,258 You're supposed to be helping me with Jordan! 240 01:10:08,258 --> 01:10:11,061 ‐ Okay, I'm new. Who is Dean and who is Jordan? 241 01:10:11,061 --> 01:10:13,931 ‐ Well, Dean is nobody. ‐ Dean is not nobody. 242 01:10:13,931 --> 01:10:15,933 He's been Leo's best friend since we were kids. 243 01:10:15,933 --> 01:10:18,001 His family moved away a few years ago‐‐ 244 01:10:18,001 --> 01:10:20,170 ‐ And he's like a stray dog we should've never fed. 245 01:10:20,170 --> 01:10:22,272 ‐ O‐kay. And the other guy? 246 01:10:22,272 --> 01:10:24,308 ‐ Jordan is Lucy's boyfriend. 247 01:10:24,308 --> 01:10:26,110 They've been together since freshman year. 248 01:10:26,110 --> 01:10:27,945 ‐ Pre‐freshman year, 249 01:10:27,945 --> 01:10:30,347 if you count Katie Logan's eighth grade pool party. 250 01:10:30,347 --> 01:10:32,182 Jordan was allergic to strawberries 251 01:10:32,182 --> 01:10:35,352 and Katie had this strawberry cream cake. 252 01:10:35,352 --> 01:10:38,288 So, I said I was allergic to strawberries 253 01:10:38,288 --> 01:10:41,091 and then I sat with him on the other side of the pool 254 01:10:41,091 --> 01:10:44,194 in solidarity. And that was it. 255 01:10:44,194 --> 01:10:46,330 It was love. ‐ I remember that party. 256 01:10:46,330 --> 01:10:48,332 You came home all googly‐eyed 257 01:10:48,332 --> 01:10:50,300 and told mom you couldn't eat strawberries anymore. 258 01:10:50,300 --> 01:10:52,269 ‐ I haven't had one in 5 years. 259 01:10:52,269 --> 01:10:55,973 ‐ You faked a fruit allergy for 5 years? For some guy? 260 01:10:55,973 --> 01:10:57,941 ‐ Jordan and I are meant to be together. 261 01:10:57,941 --> 01:10:59,309 ‐ Luce, you don't pin your whole life 262 01:10:59,309 --> 01:11:01,311 on the first person you meet at 12. 263 01:11:01,311 --> 01:11:03,981 ‐ Okay, well, Mom and Dad did and look how happy they are. 264 01:11:03,981 --> 01:11:05,349 ‐ Yeah, and if I hadn't moved away, 265 01:11:05,349 --> 01:11:08,051 taken a job in Seattle and joined a hiking club, 266 01:11:08,051 --> 01:11:10,988 I would never have met Anna. And I loathe hiking. 267 01:11:10,988 --> 01:11:12,156 ‐ Look... 268 01:11:15,092 --> 01:11:16,226 See? 269 01:11:18,328 --> 01:11:20,264 Look at how happy we are together. 270 01:11:20,264 --> 01:11:22,866 ‐ Hmm. ‐ We're Jordan and Lucy. 271 01:11:23,934 --> 01:11:25,936 We're Juicy. ‐ (Laughs) 272 01:11:27,271 --> 01:11:29,373 ‐ Arrrrgghhh, God! 273 01:11:29,373 --> 01:11:31,141 I can't let him turkey drop me! 274 01:11:31,141 --> 01:11:33,310 ‐ Okay, okay, calm down. 275 01:11:33,310 --> 01:11:35,179 Shhh... 276 01:11:35,179 --> 01:11:38,081 ‐ I need your help. Please, I'll do anything! 277 01:11:38,081 --> 01:11:41,185 ‐ Well, in law, when you're trying to win over the jury, 278 01:11:41,185 --> 01:11:43,020 you have to surprise them. 279 01:11:43,020 --> 01:11:44,922 Give them a piece of evidence they weren't expecting. 280 01:11:44,922 --> 01:11:46,990 ‐ Like what? ‐ Isn't there something 281 01:11:46,990 --> 01:11:48,926 you can do that would surprise Jordan? 282 01:11:48,926 --> 01:11:52,129 Show him a side of you he isn't expecting. 283 01:11:52,129 --> 01:11:54,131 (Dance music plays) 284 01:11:54,131 --> 01:11:56,166 ‐ Dance with me. ‐ No. 285 01:11:56,166 --> 01:11:58,969 ‐ J‐just this one time. You never dance with me. 286 01:11:58,969 --> 01:12:00,037 ‐ I'm not gonna dance with you. 287 01:12:00,037 --> 01:12:02,239 ‐ Please, please let's dance. Come on. 288 01:12:02,239 --> 01:12:05,275 ‐ Lydia, I love you! 289 01:12:05,275 --> 01:12:06,944 Thank you! 290 01:12:06,944 --> 01:12:09,313 (Video game sound effects play) Leo, are you down here?! 291 01:12:09,313 --> 01:12:11,181 ‐ Ye‐ah! 292 01:12:13,150 --> 01:12:15,018 ‐ Hey, Lucy Goosey... ‐ (Annoyed sigh) 293 01:12:15,018 --> 01:12:16,386 Don't you have like an off button? 294 01:12:16,386 --> 01:12:18,121 ‐ Beat me in the dance challenge, 295 01:12:18,121 --> 01:12:19,957 I'll retire Lucy Goosey forever. 296 01:12:19,957 --> 01:12:21,925 ‐ Well, that wouldn't be much of a challenge. 297 01:12:21,925 --> 01:12:23,327 Lucy doesn't dance. 298 01:12:23,327 --> 01:12:25,028 ‐ Actually... (chuckles nervously) 299 01:12:25,028 --> 01:12:27,297 That's what I, uh, came down here to talk to you about, 300 01:12:27,297 --> 01:12:30,167 I um... I need your help. 301 01:12:32,002 --> 01:12:34,338 (Rock music plays) 302 01:12:34,338 --> 01:12:37,307 (Low hum of chatter) 303 01:12:41,211 --> 01:12:44,281 ‐ It was so expensive, so, I... couldn't. 304 01:12:44,281 --> 01:12:46,250 Lucy, hey! Welcome home! 305 01:12:46,250 --> 01:12:48,385 ‐ Katie, hi. ‐ Hi. 306 01:12:48,385 --> 01:12:51,388 Gosh, you... look so tired. Are you okay? 307 01:12:51,388 --> 01:12:53,323 ‐ Uh... what? Yeah. 308 01:12:53,323 --> 01:12:55,192 Yeah, totally. I'm great, why? 309 01:12:55,192 --> 01:12:57,294 ‐ Oh, uh, it's just that Jordan mentioned 310 01:12:57,294 --> 01:12:59,329 that long distance relationships are so hard. 311 01:12:59,329 --> 01:13:03,133 ‐ Oh... you and Jordan have been talking about our relationship? 312 01:13:03,133 --> 01:13:06,169 ‐ No, gosh, no! No, I mean, we're really good friends, 313 01:13:06,169 --> 01:13:08,372 but, uh, no, I'm glad to hear that it's nothing. Yay! 314 01:13:08,372 --> 01:13:10,307 ‐ Yay. 315 01:13:12,943 --> 01:13:15,078 ‐ Uh, I gotta go check on an order. 316 01:13:15,078 --> 01:13:16,280 ‐ Yeah, of course. ‐ I'll be back. 317 01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:18,181 ‐ Okay. Bye. 318 01:13:20,317 --> 01:13:22,219 Little Miss Innocent still acts 319 01:13:22,219 --> 01:13:24,321 like she didn't steal Jordan from me. 320 01:13:26,924 --> 01:13:28,125 Jordan: What's up, bro? 321 01:13:28,125 --> 01:13:30,327 Looking good and swelled. ‐ You too! How you been? 322 01:13:30,327 --> 01:13:31,995 ‐ Schmoop! Hi! 323 01:13:33,063 --> 01:13:35,899 ‐ Oh, give me a second. Give me one sec. Luce. 324 01:13:35,899 --> 01:13:37,167 ‐ Eeeeee! 325 01:13:39,303 --> 01:13:42,039 Ahh, I missed you so much. 326 01:13:42,039 --> 01:13:44,241 ‐ Yeah, me too. Yeah. 327 01:13:44,241 --> 01:13:46,944 Uh, sorry that I haven't been calling much. 328 01:13:46,944 --> 01:13:48,912 Just... school. ‐ Oh, sweetie, 329 01:13:48,912 --> 01:13:50,948 you look wonderful! 330 01:13:50,948 --> 01:13:52,316 Doesn't she look wonderful, Jordie? 331 01:13:52,316 --> 01:13:54,952 ‐ She looks great, Mom. She always looks great. 332 01:13:54,952 --> 01:13:56,920 ‐ I am famished! 333 01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:59,156 Can you bring us some of that famous cheesy bread? 334 01:13:59,156 --> 01:14:01,992 ‐ Yes. Oh my gosh, of course! Coming right up! 335 01:14:01,992 --> 01:14:04,061 ‐ Oh, Nancy! 336 01:14:04,061 --> 01:14:06,296 ‐ Barb, hi! ‐ Hi. 337 01:14:06,296 --> 01:14:09,232 ‐ Hey, um... I'm sorry I was so weird earlier. 338 01:14:09,232 --> 01:14:11,301 I just... I really wanted to look nice for you. 339 01:14:11,301 --> 01:14:13,103 ‐ Oh, that's sweet. 340 01:14:13,103 --> 01:14:16,006 ‐ And, uh, thank you for the smoothie this morning. 341 01:14:16,006 --> 01:14:18,075 It was really... delicious. 342 01:14:18,075 --> 01:14:19,176 ‐ Sure. 343 01:14:22,245 --> 01:14:24,915 Hey, Luce, hey. Actually, um... 344 01:14:24,915 --> 01:14:27,217 I was thinking, maybe later tonight, that we could... 345 01:14:27,217 --> 01:14:28,952 we could talk? 346 01:14:30,253 --> 01:14:32,322 In private? 347 01:14:32,322 --> 01:14:33,957 ‐ Talk. ‐ Yeah. 348 01:14:33,957 --> 01:14:35,225 ‐ Yes. Of course. Uh, sure. 349 01:14:35,225 --> 01:14:36,960 Um, you know what? I should probably get your mom 350 01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:38,295 that cheesy bread though. 351 01:14:38,295 --> 01:14:40,897 Yeah. D‐don't go anywhere. 352 01:14:40,897 --> 01:14:42,232 I have a surprise for you later. 353 01:14:42,232 --> 01:14:43,867 ‐ Surprise? 354 01:14:46,370 --> 01:14:49,206 What kind of surprise? ‐ Jordan! Hey! 355 01:14:50,407 --> 01:14:52,976 ‐ Seriously, what're you still doing with that guy? 356 01:14:52,976 --> 01:14:54,945 ‐ Why do you care? 357 01:14:54,945 --> 01:14:56,246 ‐ (Laughs) I don't. 358 01:14:56,246 --> 01:14:59,116 I‐I just figured you would've upgraded by now. 359 01:14:59,116 --> 01:15:00,917 ‐ Well, I haven't. 360 01:15:00,917 --> 01:15:03,954 Uh, I mean, I don't need to upgrade. 361 01:15:03,954 --> 01:15:05,922 Jordan is perfect for me. 362 01:15:05,922 --> 01:15:09,126 ‐ Wow. He's so perfect you need to impress him? 363 01:15:09,126 --> 01:15:10,994 ‐ Don't you have some other family you can go annoy 364 01:15:10,994 --> 01:15:13,096 this holiday season? 365 01:15:13,096 --> 01:15:15,298 ‐ You wanna impress a man? You learn to cook. 366 01:15:15,298 --> 01:15:17,100 That's how your mother got me. 367 01:15:17,100 --> 01:15:19,269 ‐ Dad, cooking? 368 01:15:19,269 --> 01:15:20,971 Isn't that like a little ol' fashioned? 369 01:15:20,971 --> 01:15:23,206 ‐ 29 years. You tell me. 370 01:15:23,206 --> 01:15:24,941 (Laughter) 371 01:15:24,941 --> 01:15:26,043 ‐ Right. I uh... 372 01:15:26,043 --> 01:15:28,945 Oh Lucy, you remember Jerry, the cheese man. 373 01:15:28,945 --> 01:15:31,048 ‐ Best mozzarella in the... (In unison) County. 374 01:15:31,048 --> 01:15:33,316 ‐ In the county! In the county! ‐ Hi, Jerry. 375 01:15:33,316 --> 01:15:34,985 ‐ Luciana, tesoro mio! 376 01:15:34,985 --> 01:15:37,087 I heard you were home. Welcome back! 377 01:15:37,087 --> 01:15:38,955 ‐ Okay, you know what? That's enough chatter. 378 01:15:38,955 --> 01:15:40,290 Let's um... more service. 379 01:15:40,290 --> 01:15:42,192 Let's get this downstairs to table 5. 380 01:15:42,192 --> 01:15:44,061 Thank you, Lucy. All right. 381 01:15:48,098 --> 01:15:50,133 ‐ Get outta here. ‐ 'Scuse me! Hi, Katie! 382 01:15:50,133 --> 01:15:51,935 Can I borrow my boyfriend? 383 01:15:51,935 --> 01:15:53,303 Are you ready for your surprise? 384 01:15:53,303 --> 01:15:55,305 ‐ Luce, I don't really need a surpri‐‐ 385 01:15:55,305 --> 01:15:57,307 ‐ Shh! You're gonna love it. ‐ Okay. 386 01:15:57,307 --> 01:15:59,910 (Chatter dies down) 387 01:16:01,144 --> 01:16:02,312 Can I please have your attention? 388 01:16:02,312 --> 01:16:05,148 ‐ (Cheering) Lucy's home! ‐ Feels so good to be home. 389 01:16:05,148 --> 01:16:08,185 But if I'm being honest, I, uh, I was a little nervous 390 01:16:08,185 --> 01:16:10,253 to leave my family and my friends 391 01:16:10,253 --> 01:16:11,955 and go away to a school 392 01:16:11,955 --> 01:16:13,957 where everybody wears bikinis to class. 393 01:16:13,957 --> 01:16:16,326 (Chuckles) Even the boys. Patrons: (Chuckling) 394 01:16:16,326 --> 01:16:18,161 ‐ But there was one thing 395 01:16:18,161 --> 01:16:21,064 that kept me from feeling lonely 396 01:16:21,064 --> 01:16:24,167 and got me through the hard days... 397 01:16:24,167 --> 01:16:25,936 and that was Jordan. 398 01:16:25,936 --> 01:16:27,370 And he always wanted to dance with me 399 01:16:27,370 --> 01:16:30,273 and I was just too... way too embarrassed. 400 01:16:30,273 --> 01:16:31,908 So, um, Schmoop, 401 01:16:33,376 --> 01:16:36,179 this is me showing you how much you mean to me. 402 01:16:37,347 --> 01:16:39,149 Okay, hit it, bro. 403 01:16:40,350 --> 01:16:43,019 (Dance music plays) 404 01:16:44,054 --> 01:16:46,022 ‐ Woo‐hoo! ‐ Ow! 405 01:16:47,090 --> 01:16:56,032 ♪ 406 01:16:56,032 --> 01:16:58,201 ♪ Let's get this party smokin' ♪ 407 01:16:58,201 --> 01:17:05,208 ♪ 408 01:17:05,208 --> 01:17:08,211 ♪ 409 01:17:08,211 --> 01:17:09,946 ♪ It's on tonight! ♪ 410 01:17:09,946 --> 01:17:16,953 ♪ 411 01:17:16,953 --> 01:17:22,659 ♪ 412 01:17:24,194 --> 01:17:30,901 ♪ 413 01:17:30,901 --> 01:17:33,203 (Cheering and clapping) 414 01:17:36,940 --> 01:17:38,208 ‐ Wow... 415 01:17:38,208 --> 01:17:39,342 ‐ Eeeeee! (Laughs) 416 01:17:39,342 --> 01:17:40,877 ‐ Wow, Luce! I‐‐ 417 01:17:42,078 --> 01:17:44,114 I had no‐no idea you could dance like that. 418 01:17:44,114 --> 01:17:46,082 ‐ Muah! 419 01:17:46,082 --> 01:17:48,351 ‐ Wow! ‐ I know, me neither. 420 01:17:48,351 --> 01:17:51,021 ‐ Well, it was really sweet. Really. 421 01:17:51,021 --> 01:17:53,223 But there, there is something I do need to talk to you about. 422 01:17:53,223 --> 01:17:56,126 ‐ Still? I mean, I mean now? 423 01:17:56,126 --> 01:17:58,228 ‐ It's‐it's really important, Lucy. 424 01:17:59,896 --> 01:18:02,165 ‐ Yeah... yeah, sure. 425 01:18:02,165 --> 01:18:04,935 Um, it‐it's just that we're um... 426 01:18:06,169 --> 01:18:09,072 we're closing early tonight. 427 01:18:09,072 --> 01:18:11,341 So, uh, we gotta do that 428 01:18:11,341 --> 01:18:14,244 and then, and then we have a big family game night. Huge. 429 01:18:14,244 --> 01:18:16,279 So, what about tomorrow? 430 01:18:16,279 --> 01:18:18,215 ‐ No, it's homecoming tomorrow. 431 01:18:18,215 --> 01:18:20,083 I really don't wanna put it off until‐‐ 432 01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:22,118 ‐ What about, uh, Thanksgiving? ‐ Two days from now? 433 01:18:22,118 --> 01:18:24,387 ‐ Great idea. ‐ No, Lucy, no no‐no. 434 01:18:24,387 --> 01:18:27,324 Luce? Lucy. 435 01:18:27,324 --> 01:18:28,925 Wait, wait, wait. 436 01:18:28,925 --> 01:18:30,260 You know that I was in the Turkey Trot 437 01:18:30,260 --> 01:18:31,962 and then it's Thanksgiving dinner, 438 01:18:31,962 --> 01:18:33,897 my favourite meal of the year. ‐ I know. 439 01:18:33,897 --> 01:18:35,265 I know, that's why... 440 01:18:35,265 --> 01:18:38,168 ‐ Woo! What do you think, huh? (Cheering and clapping) 441 01:18:38,168 --> 01:18:40,003 ‐ Um... uh, uh, um... 442 01:18:41,104 --> 01:18:43,240 I'm‐I'm‐I'm cooking it. 443 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:45,342 ‐ Cooking what? ‐ Thanksgiving dinner. 444 01:18:48,111 --> 01:18:50,046 ‐ Wait, hold on. Lucy! 445 01:18:50,046 --> 01:18:52,249 Hey, but, but you don't cook. 446 01:18:52,249 --> 01:18:54,117 ‐ I do. 447 01:18:54,117 --> 01:18:55,285 And I will. I am. 448 01:18:55,285 --> 01:18:57,187 ‐ No, see, my mom would kill‐‐ 449 01:18:57,187 --> 01:18:59,122 She lives to cook Thanksgiving dinner. 450 01:18:59,122 --> 01:19:01,191 ‐ I'm sorry, did someone say 451 01:19:01,191 --> 01:19:03,226 I don't have to get up at the butt crack of dawn 452 01:19:03,226 --> 01:19:07,097 and spend all day slaving over a thankless holiday meal? 453 01:19:07,097 --> 01:19:09,266 Where do I sign? 454 01:19:09,266 --> 01:19:12,302 ‐ Great! Yeah, then it's perfect. 455 01:19:12,302 --> 01:19:16,106 I'm cooking Thanksgiving dinner and you both are coming. 456 01:19:16,106 --> 01:19:17,907 ‐ Great. 457 01:19:38,495 --> 01:19:41,264 The Race to Black Friday is now at JCPenney! 458 01:19:41,264 --> 01:19:44,167 Save on outerwear for the family, and diamond jewelry! 459 01:19:44,167 --> 01:19:45,402 And this Saturday only, 460 01:19:45,402 --> 01:19:47,504 get a Disney Frozen ornament with purchase. 461 01:19:47,504 --> 01:19:49,773 Or get an extra 20% off select items 462 01:19:49,773 --> 01:19:51,441 with your JCPenney credit card. 463 01:19:51,441 --> 01:19:52,742 JCPenney! 464 01:19:52,742 --> 01:19:55,011 (Paul) Switch to Sprint and get the new iPhones 465 01:19:55,011 --> 01:19:56,613 everyone is talking about. 466 01:19:56,613 --> 01:19:57,747 The... 467 01:19:57,747 --> 01:19:59,349 (Sprintern) The new iPhone 11 or iPhone 11 Pro 468 01:19:59,349 --> 01:20:01,084 with amazing all‐new camera systems. 469 01:20:01,084 --> 01:20:03,086 And you can get both an Unlimited plan 470 01:20:03,086 --> 01:20:06,656 and the new iPhone 11 included for just $35 a month. 471 01:20:06,656 --> 01:20:09,559 (Paul) And with Sprint’s 100% Total Satisfaction Guarantee 472 01:20:09,559 --> 01:20:12,529 you can try out the network and see the savings for yourself. 473 01:20:12,529 --> 01:20:15,598 (Sprintern) Ahh! It’s the best season of the year. 474 01:20:15,598 --> 01:20:17,067 (Paul) Is that your excited dance? 475 01:20:17,067 --> 01:20:18,268 (Sprintern) What dance? 476 01:20:18,268 --> 01:20:24,507 For people with hearing loss, visit Sprintrelay.com. 477 01:20:24,507 --> 01:20:25,875 It's more than a bag. 478 01:20:27,110 --> 01:20:29,479 It's an afternoon together they'll never forget. 479 01:20:31,081 --> 01:20:33,717 Let imagination out of the bag with Ziploc. 480 01:20:33,717 --> 01:20:34,718 SC Johnson. 481 01:20:34,718 --> 01:20:35,952 Disney's Frozen 2, 482 01:20:35,952 --> 01:20:37,454 Now Playing. Rated PG. 483 01:20:37,754 --> 01:20:39,289 (Waldorf) Hey! Check this thing out! 484 01:20:39,289 --> 01:20:40,957 The camera just goes where you go. 485 01:20:40,957 --> 01:20:43,927 (Statler) It makes my other video chatting devices look old and obsolete. 486 01:20:43,927 --> 01:20:46,396 (Waldorf) Well, if anyone knows old and obsolete, it’s you! 487 01:20:46,396 --> 01:20:48,365 (Waldorf and Statler) Hahahahaha! 488 01:20:48,365 --> 01:20:48,998 (Statler) Huh? 489 01:20:49,999 --> 01:20:52,736 (Statler VO) Portal! From Facebook! 490 01:20:53,570 --> 01:20:55,905 OH LOOK! Glorious Progresso soup! 491 01:20:55,905 --> 01:20:58,108 So delicious! Oh, tender chicken! 492 01:20:58,108 --> 01:20:59,576 The anticipation is killing me! 493 01:20:59,576 --> 01:21:02,011 Just pour it in something already! 494 01:21:02,011 --> 01:21:04,748 Yes, this precious heirloom will do just fine. 495 01:21:04,748 --> 01:21:04,848 Progresso Soup. You simply must taste it. 496 01:21:04,848 --> 01:21:07,751 [Music begins to play: “I Feel Love” by Sam Smith] 497 01:21:09,419 --> 01:21:10,320 ♪ Oh... ♪ 498 01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:11,988 For all the season’s greeters. 499 01:21:11,988 --> 01:21:13,089 ♪ ...it’s so good ♪ 500 01:21:13,089 --> 01:21:13,857 For all the Thanksgivers. 501 01:21:13,857 --> 01:21:16,626 ♪ ...it’s so good ♪ 502 01:21:16,626 --> 01:21:18,194 For the gingerbread architects... 503 01:21:18,194 --> 01:21:19,996 ...and the midnight snackers. 504 01:21:20,463 --> 01:21:22,132 ♪ I feel love, ♪ 505 01:21:22,565 --> 01:21:24,401 For all the families, 506 01:21:24,401 --> 01:21:25,402 ...big, 507 01:21:25,402 --> 01:21:26,403 ...small, 508 01:21:27,070 --> 01:21:28,071 ...chosen, 509 01:21:28,071 --> 01:21:29,105 ...and frozen. 510 01:21:29,105 --> 01:21:30,106 ♪ ...love, ♪ 511 01:21:30,607 --> 01:21:32,542 Whatever you give, 512 01:21:32,542 --> 01:21:33,543 ...however you gather... 513 01:21:35,278 --> 01:21:36,312 ...we’re thinking of you. 514 01:23:13,309 --> 01:23:15,144 ‐ Swimming. ‐ Ah, swimming. 515 01:23:15,144 --> 01:23:17,447 ‐ Yeah, swimming. Diving, water... 516 01:23:17,447 --> 01:23:19,148 ‐ Fish! Fish! ‐ Oh, whoa. 517 01:23:19,148 --> 01:23:21,351 ‐ A squiggly... a squiggle... You're a swimmer. 518 01:23:21,351 --> 01:23:24,387 ‐ Mom, I can do it. Please? I already invited Jordan's mom. 519 01:23:24,387 --> 01:23:25,488 ‐ Ears! ‐ Brrr... 520 01:23:25,488 --> 01:23:27,357 ‐ You're swimming with gills... and a gown. 521 01:23:27,357 --> 01:23:29,259 ‐ All right, this is weird. That's time. 522 01:23:29,259 --> 01:23:31,194 ‐ It's a mermaid! Mermaid! 523 01:23:31,194 --> 01:23:33,162 Mother cooks, end of story. 524 01:23:33,162 --> 01:23:34,430 ‐ Dad, it was your idea. 525 01:23:34,430 --> 01:23:36,566 You said that cooking was how mom landed you. 526 01:23:36,566 --> 01:23:38,301 ‐ What?! You did? 527 01:23:38,301 --> 01:23:40,336 Well, that's not what happened at all. 528 01:23:40,336 --> 01:23:42,238 He used to cook for me. 529 01:23:42,238 --> 01:23:44,173 ‐ Dad cooked? ‐ Of course, he did. 530 01:23:44,173 --> 01:23:45,508 All the time. 531 01:23:45,508 --> 01:23:48,478 And then we got married and had you kids, 532 01:23:48,478 --> 01:23:50,213 and he stopped cooking at home 533 01:23:50,213 --> 01:23:52,215 and started focusing on the pizzas. 534 01:23:52,215 --> 01:23:54,150 ‐ 'Cause your mother was better at the real food, 535 01:23:54,150 --> 01:23:56,185 which is why she's cooking Thanksgiving. 536 01:23:56,185 --> 01:23:58,354 ‐ Mooooom, please! 537 01:23:58,354 --> 01:24:01,257 Please! I already promised Jordan. 538 01:24:01,257 --> 01:24:03,526 ‐ Well, if you really think you can do it, 539 01:24:03,526 --> 01:24:06,229 I would kind of like the break. ‐ Yes! 540 01:24:06,229 --> 01:24:07,630 ‐ No, no, Mom, listen, all right? 541 01:24:07,630 --> 01:24:09,432 My girlfriend's gonna be there 542 01:24:09,432 --> 01:24:11,367 and that means the food has to be edible. 543 01:24:11,367 --> 01:24:13,336 ‐ Invisible girlfriends don't each much. 544 01:24:13,336 --> 01:24:15,338 She'll be fine. ‐ I'm going to bed. 545 01:24:15,338 --> 01:24:17,373 Come on, honey. ‐ Oh honey, you go on up. 546 01:24:17,373 --> 01:24:18,675 I'm not tired at all. 547 01:24:18,675 --> 01:24:20,476 I think I'm gonna get a workout in. 548 01:24:20,476 --> 01:24:22,445 Who wants to join me on the rings? 549 01:24:22,445 --> 01:24:24,380 ‐ Hard pass. Let's go, dude. 550 01:24:24,380 --> 01:24:26,349 ‐ Go where? ‐ I already told you. 551 01:24:26,349 --> 01:24:28,217 I'm meeting some people at the bar. 552 01:24:28,217 --> 01:24:30,320 Uber's here, let's go. ‐ We're beat from the drive. 553 01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:32,221 Good night, guys. ‐ Good night. 554 01:24:32,221 --> 01:24:34,357 ‐ Good night. ‐ Okay, everybody. 555 01:24:34,357 --> 01:24:37,327 Not too late. Tomorrow is a big shopping day. 556 01:24:41,331 --> 01:24:43,232 ‐ You wanna come with us? 557 01:24:43,232 --> 01:24:45,401 ‐ To a bar? I'm 19. 558 01:24:45,401 --> 01:24:48,271 ‐ Oh, right. I forget that sometimes. 559 01:24:49,439 --> 01:24:52,575 No fake ID? ‐ Why would I have a fake ID? 560 01:24:52,575 --> 01:24:55,211 ‐ Because, I don't know, you're in college. 561 01:24:55,211 --> 01:24:57,380 ‐ Well, I don't have a fake ID. 562 01:24:57,380 --> 01:24:59,182 And even if I did, which I don't, 563 01:24:59,182 --> 01:25:00,450 I can't go anyway. 564 01:25:00,450 --> 01:25:03,486 I need to start planning my Thanksgiving menu for Jordan. 565 01:25:11,294 --> 01:25:13,229 ‐ Right, Jordan. Got it. 566 01:25:14,397 --> 01:25:16,366 ‐ What do you have against Jordan? 567 01:25:16,366 --> 01:25:18,534 ‐ How much time you got? 568 01:25:18,534 --> 01:25:21,404 ‐ You know what? Forget it. You don't even know him. 569 01:25:21,404 --> 01:25:24,240 You know nothing about him. ‐ (Sighs) 570 01:25:24,240 --> 01:25:26,309 I know everything I need to know, okay? 571 01:25:26,309 --> 01:25:28,311 Basic, boring, high school hero. 572 01:25:28,311 --> 01:25:30,413 He'll never do anything outside of this town 573 01:25:30,413 --> 01:25:32,281 because he's a king here. 574 01:25:32,281 --> 01:25:34,250 All that guy's gonna do is hold you back. 575 01:25:36,352 --> 01:25:38,554 Leo: Dude, come on, let's' go! 576 01:25:41,157 --> 01:25:44,293 ‐ Anyway, that's none of my business. 577 01:25:46,295 --> 01:25:47,597 See ya. 578 01:25:55,471 --> 01:25:57,607 ‐ Watch it, or I'll make you eat jelly worms! 579 01:25:57,607 --> 01:25:59,242 ‐ (Laughing) 580 01:25:59,242 --> 01:26:01,344 Oh my gosh! 581 01:26:01,344 --> 01:26:04,313 This is exciting! Oh, you guys... 582 01:26:04,313 --> 01:26:06,315 ‐ You're gonna look exactly‐‐ ‐ You got me a stick ball. 583 01:26:06,315 --> 01:26:08,518 They don't even know they got it for me. 584 01:26:08,518 --> 01:26:11,320 Thank you, honey. I know... Muah! I know you did! 585 01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:13,489 ‐ Dad? ‐ Oh, what did you guys get me? 586 01:26:13,489 --> 01:26:16,292 ‐ (Crying) Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, I... I... 587 01:26:18,461 --> 01:26:19,629 Uh, I forgot you were sleeping down here in the basement. 588 01:26:19,629 --> 01:26:22,398 ‐ Dad, are you crying? ‐ (Sighs) 589 01:26:24,167 --> 01:26:26,302 Your mother's gonna leave me. ‐ What? 590 01:26:26,302 --> 01:26:28,538 ‐ (Weeping) ‐ Dad, that's crazy. 591 01:26:28,538 --> 01:26:31,474 No, she's not. ‐ It's true. 592 01:26:31,474 --> 01:26:35,478 She's been flirting with that loser Kramer for months now. 593 01:26:35,478 --> 01:26:38,347 ‐ Jerry Kramer? The cheese man? 594 01:26:38,347 --> 01:26:41,317 ‐ She's got the blonde hair and new body. 595 01:26:42,552 --> 01:26:44,387 You know, he's not even Italian. 596 01:26:44,387 --> 01:26:47,423 ‐ Dad... come on, mom loves you. 597 01:26:49,459 --> 01:26:51,494 She's not gonna leave you for the cheese man 598 01:26:51,494 --> 01:26:53,296 or for anybody. 599 01:26:54,497 --> 01:26:56,432 ‐ I hope you're right. (Sniffles) 600 01:26:56,432 --> 01:26:58,534 I just... 601 01:26:58,534 --> 01:27:01,404 I wish I knew what I did wrong. 602 01:27:01,404 --> 01:27:04,574 ‐ Dad, you didn't do anything wrong. 603 01:27:04,574 --> 01:27:07,610 Okay? ‐ Okay. 604 01:27:07,610 --> 01:27:10,513 ‐ You are perfect just the way you are. 605 01:27:10,513 --> 01:27:12,348 ‐ Oh... (Sniffles) 606 01:27:12,348 --> 01:27:13,382 (Video plays in background) 607 01:27:13,382 --> 01:27:15,651 ‐ Look... 608 01:27:15,651 --> 01:27:17,353 ‐ Oh... 609 01:27:17,353 --> 01:27:18,654 ‐ Muah. ‐ Watch it. 610 01:27:18,654 --> 01:27:21,124 (Kissing) 611 01:27:23,292 --> 01:27:25,261 (Crickets chirp) 612 01:27:27,563 --> 01:27:31,434 ‐ Hey, you still up? ‐ Yeah, it's 10:30. 613 01:27:31,434 --> 01:27:34,537 ‐ Oh. Yeah, I guess I didn't feel much like being out. 614 01:27:34,537 --> 01:27:36,372 ‐ Where's Leo? 615 01:27:36,372 --> 01:27:39,642 ‐ Still at the bar waiting for his girlfriend to show up. 616 01:27:39,642 --> 01:27:41,477 ‐ So it's gonna be a long night. 617 01:27:41,477 --> 01:27:43,379 ‐ (Chuckles) Very. 618 01:27:43,379 --> 01:27:44,514 ‐ (Laughs) 619 01:27:47,383 --> 01:27:49,452 ‐ Well... ‐ Night, Mean Dean. 620 01:27:51,420 --> 01:27:53,156 ‐ Night... Lucy. 621 01:27:58,127 --> 01:28:00,429 (Light clicks on, door clicks shut) 622 01:28:00,429 --> 01:28:02,165 ‐ (Sighs) 623 01:28:03,432 --> 01:28:05,067 (Birds chirp) 624 01:28:06,602 --> 01:28:09,238 (Footsteps thump overhead) 625 01:28:10,473 --> 01:28:13,242 Nancy: (Yelling) Honey, wake up! 626 01:28:13,242 --> 01:28:14,644 ‐ Mom, it's still dark out! 627 01:28:14,644 --> 01:28:16,612 ‐ Well, you're the one that wants to cook. 628 01:28:16,612 --> 01:28:18,514 We always shop early. It's tradition. 629 01:28:18,514 --> 01:28:20,416 ‐ You tattooed your eyebrows 630 01:28:20,416 --> 01:28:23,219 and turned my childhood bedroom into a sex den, 631 01:28:23,219 --> 01:28:25,321 and this is what you're clinging to? 632 01:28:25,321 --> 01:28:27,423 ‐ (Singsong) I see daylight! 633 01:28:27,423 --> 01:28:28,524 ‐ Aghhhh! 634 01:28:28,524 --> 01:28:30,493 ‐ Good morning, ladies. ‐ Ugh. 635 01:28:30,493 --> 01:28:32,628 (Door slides shut) ‐ I thought we could use 636 01:28:32,628 --> 01:28:34,530 a man along to help us with the heavy lifting. 637 01:28:34,530 --> 01:28:37,300 ‐ Oh, that's a good idea, mom. Where is he? 638 01:28:37,300 --> 01:28:39,569 ‐ (Chuckles) That's funny. ‐ Enough, Lucy. 639 01:28:39,569 --> 01:28:41,304 Thanks for your help, Dean. 640 01:28:41,304 --> 01:28:44,207 I'm glad you're here. (Engine starts) 641 01:28:44,207 --> 01:28:46,342 (Van rumbles) 642 01:28:50,179 --> 01:28:52,515 (Traffic whooshes) 643 01:28:52,515 --> 01:28:55,151 ‐ One sourdough rye, one cinnamon challah 644 01:28:55,151 --> 01:28:57,253 and two dozen butter flake dinner rolls. 645 01:28:57,253 --> 01:28:59,322 ‐ I always bake my rolls from scratch. 646 01:28:59,322 --> 01:29:00,489 ‐ You do? ‐ Mm‐hmm. 647 01:29:00,489 --> 01:29:02,225 ‐ But that'll take forever. 648 01:29:02,225 --> 01:29:05,461 ‐ Well, it's your dinner, honey. 649 01:29:05,461 --> 01:29:08,231 ‐ You know, I bet Jordan likes store‐bought rolls anyway. 650 01:29:10,299 --> 01:29:13,269 ‐ Actually, cancel the rolls. I'll make them myself. 651 01:29:13,269 --> 01:29:15,538 (Struggling grunts) Both: Mmm! 652 01:29:17,340 --> 01:29:19,242 ‐ This is cranberry. ‐ (Grunts) 653 01:29:20,409 --> 01:29:22,445 Okay, so we've got 11 people. 654 01:29:22,445 --> 01:29:24,580 Half a pound each, plus leftovers... 655 01:29:26,249 --> 01:29:28,451 Does 20 pounds sound all right or is that too big? 656 01:29:28,451 --> 01:29:30,319 ‐ I'm more of a ham guy myself. 657 01:29:30,319 --> 01:29:32,321 ‐ I was asking my mother. 658 01:29:32,321 --> 01:29:34,457 Mom? ‐ This honey mustard is to die. 659 01:29:34,457 --> 01:29:36,158 Oh Dean, you have to try it. 660 01:29:36,158 --> 01:29:38,294 ‐ No, wait, wait, no... ‐ Mmm! 661 01:29:40,263 --> 01:29:41,530 Turkey or ham? 662 01:29:41,530 --> 01:29:43,132 ‐ I'm vegan. 663 01:29:44,400 --> 01:29:47,570 ‐ Hmm. You got it? ‐ (Grunts) 664 01:29:47,570 --> 01:29:51,374 ‐ Mhmm. Well, with turkey, I like sauvignon blanc. 665 01:29:51,374 --> 01:29:53,209 ‐ Mmm. ‐ Mhmm. 666 01:29:53,209 --> 01:29:54,410 ‐ Can I get a sample of that? 667 01:29:54,410 --> 01:29:56,412 ‐ Mom! It's 9:30 in the morning. 668 01:29:56,412 --> 01:29:59,382 ‐ So? The French drink wine for breakfast all the time. 669 01:29:59,382 --> 01:30:01,150 ‐ I'm pretty sure they don't... 670 01:30:01,150 --> 01:30:03,386 and we're not French. 671 01:30:04,487 --> 01:30:06,422 ‐ Did you say you had a red? ‐ Mhmm. 672 01:30:10,259 --> 01:30:11,494 ‐ Whoa‐whoa‐whoa‐whoa‐whoa. 673 01:30:11,494 --> 01:30:13,362 No‐no‐no‐no. Uh, this way. 674 01:30:13,362 --> 01:30:16,198 ‐ Dean, you're the sweetest. Practically family. 675 01:30:16,198 --> 01:30:18,367 ‐ Actually, he's not. (Door bangs shut) 676 01:30:18,367 --> 01:30:20,336 Okay, we got sugar, 677 01:30:20,336 --> 01:30:22,138 flour, cinnamon... 678 01:30:22,138 --> 01:30:24,140 Apple pie is Jordan's favourite. 679 01:30:24,140 --> 01:30:25,508 ‐ Apple pie is so boring. (Phone rings) 680 01:30:25,508 --> 01:30:27,476 Ooh, I know, let's do a rum cake. 681 01:30:27,476 --> 01:30:29,278 ‐ Ooh, rum cake sounds fantastic. 682 01:30:29,278 --> 01:30:31,280 ‐ Nobody asked you. ‐ Jerry?! 683 01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:34,150 Ooh, this could be an emergency. 684 01:30:35,284 --> 01:30:37,353 ‐ Cheese emergency? ‐ Hi, Jerry! 685 01:30:37,353 --> 01:30:38,587 No, not busy at all! 686 01:30:38,587 --> 01:30:41,357 ‐ Okay, Julia Child, what's next? 687 01:30:41,357 --> 01:30:43,059 ‐ Cranberry sauce. 688 01:30:44,160 --> 01:30:45,528 ‐ Whole berry or jellied? 689 01:30:45,528 --> 01:30:48,064 ‐ My mom's screwing the cheese man. 690 01:30:51,567 --> 01:30:55,071 ‐ Okay... one of each then. 691 01:30:55,938 --> 01:31:12,088 (AVO) Do you push through migraine? 692 01:31:59,869 --> 01:32:00,870 (MAN) You ok to watch a movie? 693 01:32:01,203 --> 01:32:02,538 (WOMAN) Yes. 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She's changed. 798 01:36:54,763 --> 01:36:56,565 Stuffing mix. 799 01:36:56,565 --> 01:36:58,834 ‐ Well, change is good, right? 800 01:36:58,834 --> 01:37:01,470 Traditional or cornbread? ‐ Traditional. 801 01:37:01,470 --> 01:37:03,772 No, no, I hate that saying: 802 01:37:03,772 --> 01:37:05,774 Change is good. 803 01:37:05,774 --> 01:37:08,577 I could lose my foot in a horrible chainsaw accident 804 01:37:08,577 --> 01:37:11,580 and that would be a change. Arguably, not a good one. 805 01:37:11,580 --> 01:37:13,749 ‐ Wait, why are you using a chainsaw? 806 01:37:13,749 --> 01:37:16,585 ‐ I'm just saying not all change is good, okay? 807 01:37:16,585 --> 01:37:18,554 Sometimes things need to stay the same. 808 01:37:18,554 --> 01:37:20,489 Like the town you grew up in, 809 01:37:20,489 --> 01:37:22,491 the boyfriend you've had since junior high, 810 01:37:22,491 --> 01:37:24,793 your parents' marital status. Nutmeg. 811 01:37:26,962 --> 01:37:28,864 ‐ Hold on. If you're so anti‐change, 812 01:37:28,864 --> 01:37:30,733 why did you go away to college in another state? 813 01:37:30,733 --> 01:37:32,935 Whole or ground? 814 01:37:32,935 --> 01:37:35,771 ‐ Because I got a scholarship. Ground. 815 01:37:35,771 --> 01:37:38,707 ‐ Yeah, but you also got an offer from Boise State. 816 01:37:38,707 --> 01:37:40,876 Fresh is better. 817 01:37:40,876 --> 01:37:42,711 ‐ How did you know that? 818 01:37:42,711 --> 01:37:44,546 ‐ Oh, uh... Leo told me. 819 01:37:44,546 --> 01:37:46,615 ‐ No, Leo didn't know about it. 820 01:37:46,615 --> 01:37:48,717 Nobody did. I didn't even tell my parents. 821 01:37:48,717 --> 01:37:51,720 ‐ Huh, that's, that's weird. I can't remember. 822 01:37:51,720 --> 01:37:53,822 Anyway, the point is Boise's two hours away. 823 01:37:53,822 --> 01:37:55,591 You didn't have to go all the way to Arizona. 824 01:37:55,591 --> 01:37:57,893 ‐ Whatever. It doesn't matter. It was a mistake 825 01:37:57,893 --> 01:38:00,696 and I'm probably not going back. Apples. 826 01:38:04,633 --> 01:38:06,735 ‐ Wait. Wait, what did you say? 827 01:38:06,735 --> 01:38:08,871 ‐ You heard me. I'm probably not going back. 828 01:38:08,871 --> 01:38:10,873 ‐ Are you crazy? You have to go back. 829 01:38:10,873 --> 01:38:12,574 ‐ Why do you care? 830 01:38:12,574 --> 01:38:15,878 Excuse me, are these organic? ‐ Because I do, okay? 831 01:38:15,878 --> 01:38:17,713 Escaping this town is gonna be the best thing 832 01:38:17,713 --> 01:38:19,615 that ever happened to you, believe me. 833 01:38:19,615 --> 01:38:21,817 ‐ Well maybe I'm just not cut out for all that sun. Hmm? 834 01:38:21,817 --> 01:38:23,585 Maybe I belong in Hailey. 835 01:38:23,585 --> 01:38:24,987 Now, can we please just drop it? 836 01:38:24,987 --> 01:38:27,556 ‐ There has to be something you like about Arizona. 837 01:38:27,556 --> 01:38:28,957 ‐ Maybe we should find my mom. 838 01:38:28,957 --> 01:38:30,692 ‐ One thing and I'll let it go. ‐ No. 839 01:38:30,692 --> 01:38:32,895 ‐ Come on. ‐ No! ‐ One thing. 840 01:38:32,895 --> 01:38:34,596 ‐ No! Fine! ‐ Just give me one. 841 01:38:36,765 --> 01:38:38,534 Fine... 842 01:38:39,735 --> 01:38:43,705 I guess my architecture class is kind of cool. 843 01:38:44,807 --> 01:38:46,942 ‐ I'm listening. 844 01:38:46,942 --> 01:38:48,777 ‐ (Sighs) 845 01:38:48,777 --> 01:38:50,913 Okay, so we had to design these plans 846 01:38:50,913 --> 01:38:52,781 to repurpose existing structures 847 01:38:52,781 --> 01:38:54,716 in an eco‐friendly way. 848 01:38:54,716 --> 01:38:58,520 So, I came up with this concept to take old the windows 849 01:38:58,520 --> 01:39:00,856 and turn them into tiny little greenhouses. 850 01:39:00,856 --> 01:39:03,459 And the glass absorbs the sunlight, 851 01:39:03,459 --> 01:39:05,828 creating a year‐round temperate climate to grow vegetables 852 01:39:05,828 --> 01:39:07,596 and they're also small enough 853 01:39:07,596 --> 01:39:10,833 so you can install them on an apartment roof. 854 01:39:10,833 --> 01:39:12,734 ‐ Seriously? That's... 855 01:39:12,734 --> 01:39:13,902 that's brilliant. 856 01:39:13,902 --> 01:39:15,871 ‐ (Sighs) Shut up. 857 01:39:15,871 --> 01:39:17,573 ‐ No, I mean it. 858 01:39:17,573 --> 01:39:19,007 Individual engagement in food sourcing 859 01:39:19,007 --> 01:39:21,643 could solve the global soil nutrient crisis, 860 01:39:21,643 --> 01:39:23,512 and probably help save the planet. 861 01:39:26,615 --> 01:39:29,785 Business major with an emphasis on social responsibility. 862 01:39:29,785 --> 01:39:31,920 ‐ I didn't know you were so interested in business. 863 01:39:31,920 --> 01:39:33,789 ‐ Oh, you think I hang out at the pizza place 864 01:39:33,789 --> 01:39:35,557 with your parents for fun? 865 01:39:35,557 --> 01:39:38,560 ‐ Okay. So what do you wanna do? 866 01:39:38,560 --> 01:39:40,629 ‐ You know, I'm not sure yet. 867 01:39:40,629 --> 01:39:42,598 Believe it or not, you don't have to have your whole life 868 01:39:42,598 --> 01:39:44,867 planned out at 19. 869 01:39:44,867 --> 01:39:47,803 The world is full of possibilities, Lucy. 870 01:39:47,803 --> 01:39:49,538 But I promise you, we're not gonna find them 871 01:39:49,538 --> 01:39:51,573 sitting around Hailey the rest of our lives. 872 01:39:51,573 --> 01:39:53,942 ‐ Lucy? What's going on here? 873 01:39:55,811 --> 01:39:58,580 Are... are you eating strawberries? 874 01:39:59,915 --> 01:40:02,551 ‐ Strawberries! Uh... God, get 'em away from me! 875 01:40:02,551 --> 01:40:03,819 (Fake choking) 876 01:40:03,819 --> 01:40:06,522 ‐ Ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod. ‐ Lucy, you okay? 877 01:40:06,522 --> 01:40:07,689 ‐ (Gasping) ‐ Get it out. 878 01:40:07,689 --> 01:40:09,725 ‐ (Clears throat) Whew! 879 01:40:09,725 --> 01:40:12,628 Ohmigod, that was a close one. ‐ Huh. 880 01:40:12,628 --> 01:40:14,796 ‐ Hi, Schmoop! Hey! ‐ Hey... 881 01:40:14,796 --> 01:40:18,634 ‐ Um, you remember, uh, Dean, Leo's friend? 882 01:40:18,634 --> 01:40:20,836 Uh, Dean, you know Jordan, my boyfriend. 883 01:40:20,836 --> 01:40:22,871 ‐ Boyfriend. Right. 884 01:40:22,871 --> 01:40:24,773 ‐ Leo's friend. Cool. 885 01:40:24,773 --> 01:40:26,775 So you're just hanging out at the grocery store 886 01:40:26,775 --> 01:40:28,877 with Leo's friend? ‐ No, well, my mom's here too. 887 01:40:28,877 --> 01:40:31,613 She's around here somewhere. 888 01:40:31,613 --> 01:40:33,815 And, and Dean's just staying with us for Thanksgiving. 889 01:40:33,815 --> 01:40:36,552 Well, with Leo... in the basement. 890 01:40:38,587 --> 01:40:39,888 What're you doing here? ‐ Grabbin' a protein shake. 891 01:40:39,888 --> 01:40:41,857 Uh, just ran the Turkey Trot. 892 01:40:41,857 --> 01:40:43,926 ‐ Oh, I think you're a day early. 893 01:40:43,926 --> 01:40:46,628 That's a good plan, though. Less competition. 894 01:40:46,628 --> 01:40:48,597 ‐ No, Jordan always runs the course early. 895 01:40:48,597 --> 01:40:50,566 He likes to have a base time to beat. 896 01:40:50,566 --> 01:40:52,401 ‐ 31:18. A new PR. 897 01:40:53,468 --> 01:40:55,637 You run, Dean? ‐ No, not if I can help it. 898 01:40:55,637 --> 01:40:58,941 ‐ Jordie, Muscle Madness or Buff Brew? 899 01:40:58,941 --> 01:41:01,710 ‐ Oh! Hey, Lucy... and friend. 900 01:41:01,710 --> 01:41:04,513 ‐ Hey, Katie... in shorts. 901 01:41:05,881 --> 01:41:08,984 Uh, so you two are running together? 902 01:41:08,984 --> 01:41:10,652 ‐ Oh yeah. I mean, 903 01:41:10,652 --> 01:41:12,754 I was jogging past his place and... there he was. 904 01:41:12,754 --> 01:41:14,690 It was so random. ‐ So random. 905 01:41:14,690 --> 01:41:16,658 ‐ Yeah. Yeah, you know, it's... 906 01:41:16,658 --> 01:41:18,727 it's a shame you don't run, Luce, 907 01:41:18,727 --> 01:41:21,763 'cause Jordan's an amazing training partner. 908 01:41:21,763 --> 01:41:23,599 ‐ I know, Kate, I know. 909 01:41:23,599 --> 01:41:26,501 Yeah, he's, uh, he's gonna make an amazing coach some day. 910 01:41:26,501 --> 01:41:28,570 ‐ I always try to get her to join, 911 01:41:28,570 --> 01:41:31,940 but running's not really her thing, you know? 912 01:41:31,940 --> 01:41:34,876 ‐ Well, actually, it um... it is. 913 01:41:35,877 --> 01:41:38,714 ‐ You? Running? Since when? 914 01:41:38,714 --> 01:41:40,482 ‐ Since... pfft, 915 01:41:41,550 --> 01:41:43,518 a while ago. 916 01:41:43,518 --> 01:41:45,520 Yeah, um, and, in fact, 917 01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:47,823 I'm gonna be running the Turkey Trot... 918 01:41:47,823 --> 01:41:49,691 with you, this year. 919 01:41:49,691 --> 01:41:51,693 ‐ What? W‐What? You are? ‐ (Laughs) 920 01:41:51,693 --> 01:41:53,829 ‐ You are? ‐ Mhmm. 921 01:41:53,829 --> 01:41:57,733 ‐ Luce, that's cute, but the Turkey Trot is a 10K. 922 01:41:57,733 --> 01:42:00,636 It's over 6 miles. ‐ (Snorts) Is that all? 923 01:42:00,636 --> 01:42:02,904 Sounds like a piece of cake... (Laughs) 924 01:42:02,904 --> 01:42:04,906 um, or pie. 925 01:42:04,906 --> 01:42:08,677 Pie, because, you know, apple... it's your favourite. 926 01:42:08,677 --> 01:42:10,612 I'm also, I'm making it. 927 01:42:10,612 --> 01:42:13,882 Nancy: Helllooo! ‐ Mom, where have you been? 928 01:42:13,882 --> 01:42:15,984 ‐ I've been looking all over the store for you two. 929 01:42:15,984 --> 01:42:19,888 Hey, Jordan! We missed you at Charades last night. 930 01:42:19,888 --> 01:42:21,890 ‐ Yeah, no we didn't. ‐ Wait a second! 931 01:42:21,890 --> 01:42:23,959 Did you remember the "bean greens?" 932 01:42:23,959 --> 01:42:25,827 Your father will burn down the house 933 01:42:25,827 --> 01:42:27,796 if he doesn't get that "bean green" casserole. 934 01:42:27,796 --> 01:42:29,765 Oh! Hey. Excuse me. 935 01:42:29,765 --> 01:42:31,600 Whoop, he's not real. 936 01:42:33,669 --> 01:42:35,704 ‐ Is your mom drunk? ‐ A little bit, yeah. 937 01:42:35,704 --> 01:42:38,607 ‐ "Bean greens." I'm on it. 938 01:42:39,941 --> 01:42:42,911 ‐ Uh, you know, I should, I should probably go too. 939 01:42:42,911 --> 01:42:44,946 Um, I'll see you tonight at the homecoming game. 940 01:42:44,946 --> 01:42:46,815 ‐ Sure. And I can pick you up 941 01:42:46,815 --> 01:42:48,650 and we could have some time to talk in the car. 942 01:42:48,650 --> 01:42:51,620 ‐ Oh, uh... yeah. Yeah, no, I would love that. 943 01:42:51,620 --> 01:42:53,522 It's just I have to um... 944 01:42:54,656 --> 01:42:56,725 do my warm‐up run. 945 01:42:56,725 --> 01:42:57,893 ‐ Oh... ‐ You know, 946 01:42:57,893 --> 01:43:00,495 for the big trot tomorrow. 947 01:43:00,495 --> 01:43:02,431 ‐ Mhmm. ‐ Bye, Schmoop. 948 01:43:03,532 --> 01:43:05,600 ‐ Muah. M'kay. ‐ Bye, Katie. 949 01:43:05,600 --> 01:43:06,735 ‐ Mm. 950 01:43:11,006 --> 01:43:13,742 She's gotten so weird since high school. 951 01:43:13,742 --> 01:43:15,544 ‐ Lucy! (Heavy thud) 952 01:43:16,578 --> 01:43:17,979 ‐ Uh... 953 01:43:17,979 --> 01:43:20,649 ‐ Hurry! Help! Call 911! 954 01:43:20,649 --> 01:43:23,485 (Van rumbles, tires squeal) 955 01:43:25,754 --> 01:43:28,590 ‐ Ahh! Agh! My thum ith thelling! My thum! 956 01:43:28,590 --> 01:43:30,592 ‐ No‐no‐no, no! Hold on, hold on, Schmoop! 957 01:43:30,592 --> 01:43:32,794 It's, it's okay. It's gonna be okay. 958 01:43:32,794 --> 01:43:34,596 ‐ God, Lucy, how could you kiss him? 959 01:43:34,596 --> 01:43:36,565 ‐ Kiss him? He's my boyfriend. 960 01:43:36,565 --> 01:43:38,500 How could you go running with him wearing shorts? 961 01:43:38,500 --> 01:43:39,634 ‐ I always wear shorts when I run. 962 01:43:39,634 --> 01:43:41,903 ‐ It's 12 degrees out. ‐ My epp‐peh‐peh... 963 01:43:41,903 --> 01:43:43,872 ‐ What? ‐ My epp‐pehhh‐pehhh! 964 01:43:43,872 --> 01:43:45,540 ‐ Peter Pan? ‐ Uh, papa. 965 01:43:45,540 --> 01:43:47,509 ‐ (Grunting frantically) ‐ P‐P‐Pickled peppers? Pee? 966 01:43:47,509 --> 01:43:49,478 Oh, you have to go to the bathroom! 967 01:43:49,478 --> 01:43:50,746 ‐ Epp‐pehhh‐pehhh! ‐ Is it pizza? 968 01:43:50,746 --> 01:43:52,481 ‐ NO! ‐ What? Huh? 969 01:43:52,481 --> 01:43:53,915 What?! I'm so confused! ‐ Epp‐pehhh‐pehhhh! 970 01:43:53,915 --> 01:43:55,650 ‐ What?! ‐ Epp‐pehhh‐pehhhh! 971 01:43:55,650 --> 01:43:58,487 ‐ Oh! Epi‐pen! ‐ (Relieved shout) Uh‐huh! 972 01:43:58,487 --> 01:44:00,856 ‐ I'm so good at this game. ‐ Bam! 973 01:44:00,856 --> 01:44:02,657 He bounced back like it never happened. 974 01:44:04,693 --> 01:44:06,928 ‐ Well, he can't dump you now. You practically saved his life. 975 01:44:06,928 --> 01:44:09,598 ‐ Yeah, well, I'm also the one who almost killed him, 976 01:44:09,598 --> 01:44:11,767 so, I don't know, it could go either way. 977 01:44:13,735 --> 01:44:15,771 Moooom! I can't find my crown! 978 01:44:17,606 --> 01:44:18,940 ‐ What is this? 979 01:44:18,940 --> 01:44:21,943 ‐ Aw, it's my pepperoni hat. 980 01:44:23,779 --> 01:44:25,847 Halloween 2017. 981 01:44:25,847 --> 01:44:27,716 I was a slice of pizza 982 01:44:27,716 --> 01:44:29,718 and Jordan was the delivery boy. 983 01:44:30,819 --> 01:44:33,622 ‐ Hmm. ‐ God, we had such good times. 984 01:44:35,690 --> 01:44:37,726 Oh my gosh! 985 01:44:37,726 --> 01:44:39,728 My class president gavel. 986 01:44:40,762 --> 01:44:42,764 Ohmigod... 987 01:44:42,764 --> 01:44:44,766 What if I peaked in high school? 988 01:44:44,766 --> 01:44:46,701 ‐ Lucy, just because you were amazing in high school 989 01:44:46,701 --> 01:44:48,570 doesn't mean you won't be amazing 990 01:44:48,570 --> 01:44:51,540 in the rest of your life. It means you got a head start. 991 01:44:51,540 --> 01:44:54,643 ‐ Maybe. As long as I have Jordan. 992 01:44:54,643 --> 01:44:56,444 Jordan is my other half. 993 01:44:56,444 --> 01:44:58,780 ‐ No, he's... a security blanket. 994 01:45:00,916 --> 01:45:03,652 ‐ Lyds, what's that? 995 01:45:03,652 --> 01:45:05,420 ‐ What's what? Nothing. 996 01:45:06,555 --> 01:45:08,723 ‐ Yes, something on your neck 997 01:45:09,858 --> 01:45:12,561 and it looks a little like a diamond ring?! 998 01:45:12,561 --> 01:45:14,930 (Gasps) You're engaged?! ‐ Shh! Don't say anything. 999 01:45:14,930 --> 01:45:16,631 I haven't said yes yet. 1000 01:45:16,631 --> 01:45:18,934 ‐ But you're gonna say yes. ‐ No, I... I don't know, 1001 01:45:18,934 --> 01:45:21,703 I'm not sure. It happened so fast. 1002 01:45:21,703 --> 01:45:24,840 ‐ Wait, so you're in love? ‐ Yes... no... 1003 01:45:24,840 --> 01:45:27,008 I don't know. Yes? 1004 01:45:27,008 --> 01:45:28,710 ‐ Well, as long as you're sure. 1005 01:45:28,710 --> 01:45:30,846 ‐ (Chuckles) I am sure. 1006 01:45:30,846 --> 01:45:32,848 I love her. I'm just... 1007 01:45:32,848 --> 01:45:34,649 it's the rest of my life. 1008 01:45:34,649 --> 01:45:36,585 ‐ Yeah, but shouldn't you just know? 1009 01:45:36,585 --> 01:45:37,886 ‐ You can know things 1010 01:45:37,886 --> 01:45:40,522 and still be terrified to make a decision. 1011 01:45:40,522 --> 01:45:42,524 (Approaching footsteps) 1012 01:45:42,524 --> 01:45:43,892 ‐ Oh, good, you found your crown. 1013 01:45:45,493 --> 01:45:47,762 ‐ Aw man, my girlfriend can't make it to the game. She's‐‐ 1014 01:45:47,762 --> 01:45:49,497 ‐ A ghost? ‐ An avatar? 1015 01:45:49,497 --> 01:45:50,799 ‐ A figment of your imagination? 1016 01:45:50,799 --> 01:45:53,635 ‐ She's working! And you guys all suck! 1017 01:45:53,635 --> 01:45:55,904 (Laughing) 1018 01:45:55,904 --> 01:45:57,739 (Heels clack) 1019 01:46:02,677 --> 01:46:04,813 ‐ (Gasps) 1020 01:46:04,813 --> 01:46:07,582 ‐ Aw, honey, you look so beautiful. 1021 01:46:07,582 --> 01:46:08,817 ‐ Thanks, mom. 1022 01:46:08,817 --> 01:46:11,553 ‐ It's my last daughter to pass on a crown. 1023 01:46:11,553 --> 01:46:12,754 ‐ I wasn't homecoming queen, Mom. 1024 01:46:12,754 --> 01:46:14,656 ‐ Well, you could've been. You just refused to campaign. 1025 01:46:14,656 --> 01:46:16,524 ‐ Because I wasn't running. 1026 01:46:16,524 --> 01:46:17,959 ‐ I would've voted for you. 1027 01:46:17,959 --> 01:46:20,495 ‐ Well, I want a good seat, so let's go. 1028 01:46:20,495 --> 01:46:22,731 Shoot me the keys, pops. (Keys clank) 1029 01:46:22,731 --> 01:46:26,735 ‐ I am going to run a few errands and meet you there. 1030 01:46:26,735 --> 01:46:28,803 ‐ What errands could you possibly have at this hour? 1031 01:46:28,803 --> 01:46:30,705 ‐ You know, just the... 1032 01:46:30,705 --> 01:46:32,908 usual errands. 1033 01:46:32,908 --> 01:46:34,876 ‐ You know, on second thoughts, 1034 01:46:34,876 --> 01:46:36,711 I think I'll um... I'll pass. 1035 01:46:36,711 --> 01:46:38,647 ‐ What? Ron, why? 1036 01:46:38,647 --> 01:46:40,582 ‐ I just, just don't feel up to it. 1037 01:46:40,582 --> 01:46:42,517 Maybe I'm coming down with something. 1038 01:46:42,517 --> 01:46:43,985 ‐ But we never miss a game, 1039 01:46:43,985 --> 01:46:45,887 and it's Lucy's last goodbye to high school. 1040 01:46:45,887 --> 01:46:47,689 ‐ Lucy won't mind, will you? 1041 01:46:47,689 --> 01:46:49,691 ‐ No, it's, it's okay, Dad. ‐ Well... 1042 01:46:57,432 --> 01:46:59,401 (Raucous cheering) 1043 01:47:00,702 --> 01:47:03,405 (Marching band plays, cheering wildly) 1044 01:47:04,506 --> 01:47:06,841 (Cheering) 1045 01:47:06,841 --> 01:47:15,951 ♪ 1046 01:47:15,951 --> 01:47:17,686 ‐ You okay? 1047 01:47:17,686 --> 01:47:19,854 ‐ Oh, yeah, yeah... yeah. 1048 01:47:21,523 --> 01:47:23,758 (Cheering) 1049 01:47:23,758 --> 01:47:26,528 ‐ Woo! ‐ Nice, Nice. ‐ Hey! 1050 01:47:26,528 --> 01:47:27,862 Look, there's Mom! ‐ Oh. 1051 01:47:27,862 --> 01:47:29,731 ‐ Hi! 1052 01:47:29,731 --> 01:47:31,633 ‐ Hi, mom. ‐ Muah! Muah! 1053 01:47:31,633 --> 01:47:33,535 ‐ Thank you. 1054 01:47:33,535 --> 01:47:35,904 ‐ Hey, Luce, uh, I know this is a bad time, 1055 01:47:35,904 --> 01:47:38,006 but I, I really need‐‐ ‐ Uh, L‐L‐L‐Leo! 1056 01:47:38,006 --> 01:47:39,708 Look, there's Leo! Lydia! Hi! 1057 01:47:39,708 --> 01:47:40,875 ‐ Oh yeah. ‐ Hey! 1058 01:47:40,875 --> 01:47:42,577 Hey. ‐ Jordan, wave! 1059 01:47:42,577 --> 01:47:43,812 ‐ Hey! 1060 01:47:44,913 --> 01:47:47,682 Hi! Um... 1061 01:47:47,682 --> 01:47:51,453 (Marching band plays, loud cheering) 1062 01:47:52,821 --> 01:47:55,724 Luce, th‐there's just something that I need to say to you 1063 01:47:55,724 --> 01:47:57,759 and I can't wait anymore. ‐ No. 1064 01:47:57,759 --> 01:47:59,728 ‐ Uh, please, this is, this is really important. 1065 01:47:59,728 --> 01:48:01,796 ‐ No, no‐no‐no, not here. Not now! 1066 01:48:01,796 --> 01:48:03,431 ‐ I know it's, it's a bad time, 1067 01:48:03,431 --> 01:48:05,433 but the, the thing is I care about you. 1068 01:48:05,433 --> 01:48:08,503 ‐ No, you don't. ‐ Hey, of course I do. 1069 01:48:08,503 --> 01:48:09,838 ‐ Stop! ‐ Okay, wait, hey. 1070 01:48:09,838 --> 01:48:11,606 ‐ Stop the car! ‐ Don't say that. 1071 01:48:11,606 --> 01:48:13,641 Sorry, this isn't the time or‐‐ ‐ Stop! Stop the car! 1072 01:48:13,641 --> 01:48:16,544 Stop the car! ‐ Oh hey! Hey‐hey‐hey! 1073 01:48:16,544 --> 01:48:18,646 Luce! Lucy! 1074 01:48:18,646 --> 01:48:21,716 (Marching band crescendos) Lucy, wait! 1075 01:48:21,716 --> 01:48:23,918 (Loud cheering, marching band plays) 1076 01:48:23,918 --> 01:48:29,591 ♪ 1077 01:48:29,591 --> 01:48:31,526 ‐ What the hell's happening? 1078 01:48:31,526 --> 01:48:32,961 ‐ I'm sorry! 1079 01:48:32,961 --> 01:48:37,699 ♪ 1080 01:48:37,699 --> 01:48:39,768 (Marching band finishes number, loud cheering) 1081 01:48:39,768 --> 01:48:42,604 (Marching band starts up again) 1082 01:48:42,604 --> 01:48:44,973 Okay, man, I'm gonna be right back. Just... 1083 01:48:44,973 --> 01:48:47,442 All right. Lucy! 1084 01:48:48,743 --> 01:48:50,445 Lucy! ‐ Ohmigod. 1085 01:48:51,513 --> 01:48:53,715 ‐ Leo? 1086 01:48:53,715 --> 01:48:55,583 ‐ Luce! ‐ Leo? 1087 01:48:55,583 --> 01:48:57,585 ‐ Lucy, just come back. ‐ Leo! 1088 01:48:57,585 --> 01:49:00,588 ‐ Jordan, what's happening? ‐ Look, just give me a second. 1089 01:49:00,588 --> 01:49:01,890 ‐ Leo! 1090 01:49:01,890 --> 01:49:03,491 ‐ Lucy, come back! 1091 01:49:03,491 --> 01:49:05,593 ‐ Leo, Lydia, we have to go! (Loud cheering) 1092 01:49:05,593 --> 01:49:08,563 ‐ Can't hear you! ‐ We have to go get mom! 1093 01:49:08,563 --> 01:49:11,533 ‐ It's too loud! Speak up! (Loud cheering) 1094 01:49:11,533 --> 01:49:13,535 ‐ We have to go get mom! (Loud cheering) 1095 01:49:13,535 --> 01:49:15,804 Mom's screwing the cheese man! 1096 01:49:15,804 --> 01:49:17,939 (Cheering dies down, stands go silent) 1097 01:49:25,780 --> 01:49:27,749 ...out of his delivery fee! 1098 01:49:29,818 --> 01:49:31,686 And Dad is very upset... 1099 01:49:33,555 --> 01:49:36,858 that... we won't have cheese tomorrow. 1100 01:49:36,858 --> 01:49:38,626 So we should go. 1101 01:49:38,626 --> 01:49:40,595 ‐ Let's go. ‐ Let's go. 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Rated PG. 1190 01:55:15,096 --> 01:55:16,964 Disney's Frozen 2, 1191 01:55:16,964 --> 01:55:19,033 ‐ A motel? His place? 1192 01:55:19,033 --> 01:55:21,202 Dark alley? ‐ Anna, not helping. 1193 01:55:22,837 --> 01:55:24,205 ‐ Not answering. 1194 01:55:24,205 --> 01:55:26,307 What kind of a mother doesn't answer her child's call? 1195 01:55:26,307 --> 01:55:28,309 ‐ The cheating kind? 1196 01:55:28,309 --> 01:55:29,944 ‐ Now this, this is crazy, okay? 1197 01:55:29,944 --> 01:55:32,113 Mom's not cheating. She's... not the type. 1198 01:55:32,113 --> 01:55:33,948 ‐ That's what I said. 1199 01:55:33,948 --> 01:55:35,983 ‐ Uh, wait, you knew about this? 1200 01:55:35,983 --> 01:55:37,885 ‐ I, uh, just mean hypothetically. 1201 01:55:37,885 --> 01:55:40,988 Uh, statistically. Theoretically. 1202 01:55:40,988 --> 01:55:42,190 ‐ Stop! 1203 01:55:42,190 --> 01:55:43,925 (Brakes screech) 1204 01:55:43,925 --> 01:55:46,127 All: (Relieved sighs) 1205 01:55:48,162 --> 01:55:50,164 ‐ I thought I was supposed to follow 'em. 1206 01:55:50,164 --> 01:55:52,200 ‐ Yeah, follow them. 1207 01:55:52,200 --> 01:55:55,136 Don't smash into them like a Mario Kart game. 1208 01:55:55,136 --> 01:55:57,038 (Car honks) 1209 01:55:57,038 --> 01:55:59,073 (Van putters) 1210 01:56:02,210 --> 01:56:03,978 Leo: I mean, see? See? 1211 01:56:03,978 --> 01:56:06,914 It's just like a... it's a, it's a business meeting. 1212 01:56:06,914 --> 01:56:08,916 C‐c‐can we go back to the game now? 1213 01:56:08,916 --> 01:56:11,052 Anna: Yeah, I always bring luggage with me 1214 01:56:11,052 --> 01:56:13,988 to business meetings, you know, just in case. 1215 01:56:13,988 --> 01:56:16,123 ‐ Well, I mean, there could be anything in that bag 1216 01:56:16,123 --> 01:56:18,092 like receipts, important papers. 1217 01:56:18,092 --> 01:56:20,061 You know, cheese. 1218 01:56:20,061 --> 01:56:21,963 ‐ Silk pyjamas and a passport? 1219 01:56:21,963 --> 01:56:23,197 (Phone rings) 1220 01:56:23,197 --> 01:56:24,999 ‐ Oh, it's Dad. What should I do? 1221 01:56:24,999 --> 01:56:28,135 All: Uh, don't answer it! (Phone thumps, everyone gasps) 1222 01:56:28,135 --> 01:56:30,171 Dean: Uh, go! Go, go, go! Lucy: Don't go! 1223 01:56:30,171 --> 01:56:31,873 Oh god, literally, the worst driver! 1224 01:56:31,873 --> 01:56:33,207 You're literally the worst. Dean: Turn left, left. 1225 01:56:33,207 --> 01:56:36,210 Lucy: All right! Okay, okay. Go slow, go slow. 1226 01:56:36,210 --> 01:56:37,879 Dean: Go that way. 1227 01:56:37,879 --> 01:56:40,848 Anna: It's always a roadside diner. 1228 01:56:40,848 --> 01:56:43,985 I mean, nobody has an affair in like a McDonald's 1229 01:56:43,985 --> 01:56:45,987 or a tire store. 1230 01:56:45,987 --> 01:56:48,022 ‐ They're having a secret meeting at a remote location. 1231 01:56:48,022 --> 01:56:49,790 That doesn't mean anything. 1232 01:56:49,790 --> 01:56:51,125 ‐ Yeah, except the affair thing. 1233 01:56:51,125 --> 01:56:53,794 ‐ Please, babe... not helping. 1234 01:56:53,794 --> 01:56:55,997 ‐ I'm sorry. I practice marital law. 1235 01:56:55,997 --> 01:56:57,231 I am a realist. 1236 01:56:57,231 --> 01:57:01,135 Uh, but I'm also a romantic. ‐ (Sighs) 1237 01:57:01,135 --> 01:57:04,038 ‐ What could she possibly see in the cheese guy, right? 1238 01:57:04,038 --> 01:57:05,840 ‐ Well, he's got the best mozzarella 1239 01:57:05,840 --> 01:57:07,241 in the county, right? 1240 01:57:07,241 --> 01:57:09,277 Is‐is anyone else hungry? 1241 01:57:09,277 --> 01:57:11,946 ‐ I'm not just gonna sit here. I'm goin' in. 1242 01:57:11,946 --> 01:57:13,881 ‐ No, no, you can't. What if we're wrong? 1243 01:57:13,881 --> 01:57:15,082 ‐ What if we're right? 1244 01:57:15,082 --> 01:57:16,918 What if tonight's the night where it's all goin' down, 1245 01:57:16,918 --> 01:57:18,185 right, and we just sat here doin' nothin'? 1246 01:57:18,185 --> 01:57:19,987 ‐ You can't make a scene! 1247 01:57:19,987 --> 01:57:22,223 You want the whole town to know Mom's cheating?! 1248 01:57:22,223 --> 01:57:23,824 (Siren wails) 1249 01:57:23,824 --> 01:57:24,926 ‐ Oh God... 1250 01:57:26,027 --> 01:57:29,063 Lydia: Now Mom's definitely gonna see us. 1251 01:57:29,063 --> 01:57:31,032 ‐ Be cool. 1252 01:57:32,066 --> 01:57:33,801 (Knocking) 1253 01:57:36,304 --> 01:57:38,105 ‐ You kids are blocking a dumpster. 1254 01:57:38,105 --> 01:57:39,941 Gonna have to ask you to relocate. 1255 01:57:39,941 --> 01:57:42,143 ‐ Sorry, Officer, I um... 1256 01:57:42,143 --> 01:57:44,211 uh, yeah, not a problem. 1257 01:57:44,211 --> 01:57:46,914 Um, I'm on it. 1258 01:57:49,317 --> 01:57:51,185 ‐ You wouldn't happen to have an extra slice of that pizza, 1259 01:57:51,185 --> 01:57:52,987 would you? Pepperoni? 1260 01:57:52,987 --> 01:57:55,890 ‐ (Laughs) Oh, oh, sorry, dude, Officer dude. 1261 01:57:55,890 --> 01:57:58,826 I mean, all we've got is like a, is like a cold slice 1262 01:57:58,826 --> 01:58:00,795 of vegetarian in the back, so... 1263 01:58:03,965 --> 01:58:06,067 ‐ I'll take it. ‐ (Chuckles) Lydia? 1264 01:58:06,067 --> 01:58:08,869 Pizza for our nice police officer friend 1265 01:58:08,869 --> 01:58:11,238 who's standing at the window, not leaving. 1266 01:58:17,111 --> 01:58:19,013 ‐ Here. ‐ Thank you. 1267 01:58:19,013 --> 01:58:20,982 Oh, I mean, come on, can we get the guy a napkin? 1268 01:58:20,982 --> 01:58:23,050 ‐ Leo! 1269 01:58:23,050 --> 01:58:25,086 ‐ Okay. Um... 1270 01:58:27,855 --> 01:58:29,991 Yeah. 1271 01:58:29,991 --> 01:58:32,827 Enjoy. 1272 01:58:32,827 --> 01:58:35,262 ‐ Pizza on a stick. Clever. 1273 01:58:35,262 --> 01:58:37,064 Get a move on. 1274 01:58:37,064 --> 01:58:40,234 Take care, kids. Good night. Get home safe. 1275 01:58:40,234 --> 01:58:41,936 ‐ (Sigh of relief) 1276 01:58:45,873 --> 01:58:48,909 Phew... ‐ Just cold vegetarian. 1277 01:58:48,909 --> 01:58:51,012 ‐ Wha? ‐ Wait, we had pizza? 1278 01:58:53,014 --> 01:58:55,149 (Engine rumbles) 1279 01:58:59,020 --> 01:59:01,989 (Van putters away, tires squeal) 1280 01:59:01,989 --> 01:59:03,858 (Crickets chirp) 1281 01:59:03,858 --> 01:59:06,193 ‐ God, there's got to be something we can do. 1282 01:59:06,193 --> 01:59:10,164 ‐ Well, I know a guy who could take care of Jerry... 1283 01:59:10,164 --> 01:59:12,099 make it look like a total accident. 1284 01:59:12,099 --> 01:59:14,068 ‐ Told you I was kidding. 1285 01:59:14,068 --> 01:59:17,104 ‐ It's not Jerry's fault. Mom's the one who's married. 1286 01:59:17,104 --> 01:59:19,206 ‐ He's not innocent. I mean... 1287 01:59:19,206 --> 01:59:21,275 what kind of man goes after a taken woman? 1288 01:59:21,275 --> 01:59:22,977 ‐ Maybe he thinks she's not happy. 1289 01:59:22,977 --> 01:59:25,279 ‐ (Laughs) Of course she's happy. 1290 01:59:25,279 --> 01:59:27,048 She's happy. They both are happy. 1291 01:59:27,048 --> 01:59:29,917 We just have to remind them of how happy they were together. 1292 01:59:34,255 --> 01:59:35,890 Wait... 1293 01:59:37,258 --> 01:59:39,160 I have an idea. 1294 01:59:39,160 --> 01:59:40,861 Watch. 1295 01:59:40,861 --> 01:59:42,296 Ron: Go in. Okay, here we go. (Singing) ♪ Happy Birthday ♪ 1296 01:59:42,296 --> 01:59:45,232 ‐ (Laughs) Yeah, I remember this one. 1297 01:59:45,232 --> 01:59:48,869 I, uh, I wrote: Happy Barfday on Mom's card, 1298 01:59:48,869 --> 01:59:50,805 instead of birthday. ‐ Nice. 1299 01:59:50,805 --> 01:59:52,106 ‐ And then you barfed. 1300 01:59:53,207 --> 01:59:55,242 Anna: Even then you were adorable. 1301 01:59:55,242 --> 01:59:57,812 (Laughing) ‐ No, no, no, no, guys, 1302 01:59:57,812 --> 01:59:59,814 listen to me. If we just get mom to see this, 1303 01:59:59,814 --> 02:00:01,148 then she'll forget all about Jerry. 1304 02:00:01,148 --> 02:00:02,817 ‐ You don't know that, Luce. 1305 02:00:02,817 --> 02:00:04,819 Maybe they've just outgrown each other. 1306 02:00:04,819 --> 02:00:06,821 ‐ No. ‐ Yes. Sometimes people change. 1307 02:00:06,821 --> 02:00:08,222 ‐ No, no, no! Stop! 1308 02:00:08,222 --> 02:00:10,124 I'm sick and tired of people telling me 1309 02:00:10,124 --> 02:00:12,159 that things need to change. Things don't need to change. 1310 02:00:12,159 --> 02:00:14,161 Change sucks! ‐ Okay, calm down. 1311 02:00:14,161 --> 02:00:15,996 ‐ I am calm! 1312 02:00:15,996 --> 02:00:19,200 Nancy (video): Lydia, did you make these or did you buy them? 1313 02:00:19,200 --> 02:00:21,001 Oh my God! 1314 02:00:21,001 --> 02:00:24,071 ‐ I'm very calm. I'm just... ‐ (Video) This is exciting! 1315 02:00:24,071 --> 02:00:26,006 ‐ I'm tired. 1316 02:00:26,006 --> 02:00:27,174 ‐ You're gonna look exactly like that. 1317 02:00:27,174 --> 02:00:30,211 ‐ (Sighs) I'm gonna go to bed. 1318 02:00:30,211 --> 02:00:32,012 Ron (video): Well done, guys. Well done. 1319 02:00:32,012 --> 02:00:34,215 Nancy: Lucy! Leo: Happy Barfday! 1320 02:00:34,215 --> 02:00:35,850 ‐ Well? ‐ Oh, sorry. 1321 02:00:35,850 --> 02:00:37,985 ‐ She sleeps here, yeah. ‐ Oh! 1322 02:00:37,985 --> 02:00:39,887 ‐ Night, sweetie. 1323 02:00:40,921 --> 02:00:42,723 (Light clicks on) 1324 02:00:47,828 --> 02:00:51,665 (Footsteps overhead, glass clinks) 1325 02:00:56,704 --> 02:00:58,706 (Sighs heavily) 1326 02:00:59,774 --> 02:01:01,742 Oh God... 1327 02:01:02,910 --> 02:01:04,111 (Sighs heavily) 1328 02:01:05,146 --> 02:01:07,815 (Noise from upstairs) 1329 02:01:11,786 --> 02:01:13,053 (Sighs heavily) 1330 02:01:14,822 --> 02:01:17,057 (Door bangs shut) Hey. 1331 02:01:17,057 --> 02:01:19,026 ‐ Hey. 1332 02:01:19,026 --> 02:01:20,761 Can't sleep? 1333 02:01:21,829 --> 02:01:25,065 ‐ I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep. 1334 02:01:25,065 --> 02:01:26,901 ‐ Pull up a black countertop. 1335 02:01:26,901 --> 02:01:29,036 (Taps counter, amused chuckle) 1336 02:01:36,110 --> 02:01:38,045 ‐ God, everything's a mess. 1337 02:01:40,114 --> 02:01:42,950 ‐ Here. Frozen Tater‐Tots make everything a little better. 1338 02:01:42,950 --> 02:01:45,052 ‐ My God, we still have Tater‐Tots? 1339 02:01:45,052 --> 02:01:46,787 ‐ (Chuckles) 1340 02:01:46,787 --> 02:01:48,923 ‐ Ohmigod... 1341 02:01:48,923 --> 02:01:52,059 I really love frozen food so much. 1342 02:01:52,059 --> 02:01:54,895 ‐ No way. Me too. 1343 02:01:54,895 --> 02:01:57,064 Seriously, I actually prefer my foods frozen. 1344 02:01:57,064 --> 02:01:59,834 Waffles, pancakes, pizza. 1345 02:01:59,834 --> 02:02:01,836 ‐ Fish sticks and French fries. Oh... 1346 02:02:01,836 --> 02:02:05,039 (In unison) chocolate chip cookies. 1347 02:02:05,039 --> 02:02:07,908 (Laughing) 1348 02:02:12,112 --> 02:02:15,149 ‐ What're you listening to? ‐ Oh, it's a... 1349 02:02:15,149 --> 02:02:16,984 indie band. 1350 02:02:16,984 --> 02:02:18,919 Probably not your thing. 1351 02:02:21,889 --> 02:02:24,859 (Tinny sound of music through earbuds) 1352 02:02:30,798 --> 02:02:34,168 ‐ James Supercave. ‐ You know James Supercave? 1353 02:02:34,168 --> 02:02:36,136 ‐ I love James Supercave. 1354 02:02:38,806 --> 02:02:42,109 You left your music playing last summer, so... 1355 02:02:42,109 --> 02:02:44,912 I went downstairs to turn it off... 1356 02:02:46,180 --> 02:02:48,082 and I couldn't stop listening. 1357 02:02:50,784 --> 02:02:51,952 ‐ Wow! 1358 02:02:53,854 --> 02:02:54,989 Well, you're welcome. 1359 02:02:54,989 --> 02:02:57,791 ♪ I've only known you a moment ♪ 1360 02:02:57,791 --> 02:03:01,795 ♪ But it feels like you knew all along ♪ 1361 02:03:01,795 --> 02:03:02,897 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 1362 02:03:02,897 --> 02:03:04,899 ‐ ♪ All my life ♪ 1363 02:03:06,100 --> 02:03:10,004 ♪ I was waitin' for you ♪ ‐ (Chuckles softly) 1364 02:03:11,105 --> 02:03:13,841 ‐ ♪ Now I've got... ♪ 1365 02:03:15,009 --> 02:03:17,077 ‐ ♪ Somethin' to lose ♪ 1366 02:03:19,813 --> 02:03:22,816 ♪ I never felt all my blood rush in ♪ 1367 02:03:22,816 --> 02:03:26,887 ♪ You're a wave hitting me like a sea change ♪ 1368 02:03:27,988 --> 02:03:30,925 ♪ Does it scare you to move this way ♪ 1369 02:03:30,925 --> 02:03:34,161 ♪ In a day nothing feels the same ♪ 1370 02:03:34,161 --> 02:03:35,829 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 1371 02:03:35,829 --> 02:03:38,933 Both: ♪ All my life ♪ 1372 02:03:38,933 --> 02:03:40,968 ♪ I was waiting ♪ 1373 02:03:40,968 --> 02:03:43,837 ♪ For you ♪ 1374 02:03:43,837 --> 02:03:47,274 ♪ Now I've got ♪ 1375 02:03:47,274 --> 02:03:50,044 ♪ Somethin' to lose ♪ 1376 02:03:52,212 --> 02:03:55,082 ♪ Ever since you turned your face ♪ 1377 02:03:55,082 --> 02:03:58,919 ♪ I can't get you out of my system ♪ 1378 02:04:00,087 --> 02:04:03,057 ♪ I never said that I'd do your track ♪ 1379 02:04:03,057 --> 02:04:05,993 ♪ And I feel that I'm loosenin' up ♪ 1380 02:04:05,993 --> 02:04:07,995 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 1381 02:04:07,995 --> 02:04:10,164 ‐ Yo! You guys still up? 1382 02:04:10,164 --> 02:04:13,200 ‐ Um, uh, what? Nothin', nothin'. 1383 02:04:14,902 --> 02:04:17,805 ‐ What's goin' on? ‐ Oh dude, what? Nothin'. 1384 02:04:17,805 --> 02:04:19,273 Just, just having a late‐night snack 1385 02:04:19,273 --> 02:04:20,941 with Lucy Goosey here. 1386 02:04:20,941 --> 02:04:23,143 You know how she loves her snacks. 1387 02:04:23,143 --> 02:04:25,012 Um, okay, what'll it be? 1388 02:04:25,012 --> 02:04:27,848 Uh, yogurt? Pickles? Um... 1389 02:04:27,848 --> 02:04:30,117 Ooh, sugar‐free chocolate pudding. 1390 02:04:30,117 --> 02:04:32,119 ‐ Yeah, give me one of them puddings. Yeah. 1391 02:04:33,921 --> 02:04:35,222 Yeah, thank you. 1392 02:04:35,222 --> 02:04:37,057 ‐ Lucy Goosey? Pudding? 1393 02:04:38,125 --> 02:04:39,994 ‐ Uh... ‐ Oh, dude, just uh... 1394 02:04:39,994 --> 02:04:42,896 yeah, give me that entire jar of pickles. 1395 02:04:42,896 --> 02:04:44,965 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Thank you. 1396 02:04:48,969 --> 02:04:51,271 ‐ Actually, I'm not hungry. ‐ Nice. 1397 02:04:51,271 --> 02:04:53,040 More for me. 1398 02:04:53,040 --> 02:04:55,175 (Chuckles) 1399 02:04:55,175 --> 02:04:57,878 (Clears throat) So, what'd I miss? 1400 02:05:00,014 --> 02:05:02,249 ‐ Oh, not a thing, Leo. 1401 02:05:02,249 --> 02:05:05,252 Not a thing. (Door thunks shut) 1402 02:05:05,252 --> 02:05:08,088 (Crickets chirp outside) 1403 02:05:11,191 --> 02:05:13,794 (Door creaks open) 1404 02:05:23,303 --> 02:05:25,339 ‐ (Whispering) Luce. 1405 02:05:25,339 --> 02:05:26,974 Lucy. 1406 02:05:30,144 --> 02:05:32,913 Lucy, are you awake? 1407 02:05:35,282 --> 02:05:37,251 (Sighs) 1408 02:05:40,320 --> 02:05:47,194 ♪ 1409 02:05:47,194 --> 02:05:49,763 ♪ 1410 02:05:55,569 --> 02:06:11,685 I'm your 70lb St. Bernard puppy, 1411 02:06:31,505 --> 02:06:33,107 and my lack of impulse control, 1412 02:06:33,107 --> 02:06:34,908 is about to become your problem. 1413 02:06:34,908 --> 02:06:35,943 Ahh no, come on. 1414 02:06:35,943 --> 02:06:37,811 I saw you eating poop earlier. 1415 02:06:39,313 --> 02:06:41,148 Hey! 1416 02:06:41,148 --> 02:06:42,649 My focus is on the road, 1417 02:06:42,649 --> 02:06:44,485 and that's saving me cash with Drivewise. 1418 02:06:44,485 --> 02:06:45,986 Who's the dummy now? 1419 02:06:46,286 --> 02:06:47,387 Whoof! 1420 02:06:47,387 --> 02:06:48,455 Whoof! 1421 02:06:49,389 --> 02:06:52,259 So get Allstate where good drivers save 40% 1422 02:06:52,259 --> 02:06:54,595 for avoiding mayhem, like me. 1423 02:06:55,762 --> 02:06:57,030 Sorry! 1424 02:06:57,030 --> 02:06:57,998 He's a baby! 1425 02:07:29,029 --> 02:07:32,533 ♪ Follow me to a place I know with endless possibilities ♪ 1426 02:07:32,533 --> 02:07:34,835 ♪ so you can check your list off row‐by‐row. ♪ 1427 02:07:34,835 --> 02:07:36,103 ♪ Come on! 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Thank you. (Slurps) 1497 02:11:31,471 --> 02:11:33,540 ‐ (Sighs) How is it? ‐ It's good. 1498 02:11:33,540 --> 02:11:36,443 That's good, honey. It's just um, it's a tad hot. 1499 02:11:36,443 --> 02:11:38,278 Uh, hot? No, uh, uh, strong. 1500 02:11:38,278 --> 02:11:40,614 ‐ Oh my God, it smells delicious in here. 1501 02:11:40,614 --> 02:11:43,150 Who made muffins? 1502 02:11:43,150 --> 02:11:46,319 ‐ I did. From scratch at 5 a. m. ‐ Thank you. 1503 02:11:46,319 --> 02:11:48,121 ‐ You've been up since 5? 1504 02:11:48,121 --> 02:11:50,257 ‐ Well, 4 a. m., actually. 1505 02:11:50,257 --> 02:11:53,393 I had to make the bread dough for the rolls first. 1506 02:11:53,393 --> 02:11:56,263 Coffee? ‐ Oh yes, please. 1507 02:11:56,263 --> 02:11:58,131 ‐ You wanna go light on the coffee. 1508 02:11:58,131 --> 02:12:01,168 ‐ Okay. These look amazing! 1509 02:12:03,370 --> 02:12:05,539 ‐ Something wrong? ‐ Mm. Mm‐mm. 1510 02:12:05,539 --> 02:12:07,507 No, no. I uh... 1511 02:12:07,507 --> 02:12:10,277 I love my muffins... sour. 1512 02:12:10,277 --> 02:12:13,213 ‐ Mm, and uncooked in the middle. 1513 02:12:13,213 --> 02:12:14,481 Muffins are usually so dry. 1514 02:12:14,481 --> 02:12:16,149 ‐ (Laughs) Thanks. 1515 02:12:16,149 --> 02:12:17,617 Yeah, I was nervous that the frozen blueberries 1516 02:12:17,617 --> 02:12:19,352 wouldn't work as well, but... 1517 02:12:19,352 --> 02:12:22,155 ‐ (Sniffs) Smells good. ‐ Oh hey, Leo! 1518 02:12:22,155 --> 02:12:24,458 ‐ Hi. ‐ Friend. 1519 02:12:24,458 --> 02:12:26,493 Coffee? ‐ Sure, but... 1520 02:12:26,493 --> 02:12:29,229 who are you and what did you do with my sister? 1521 02:12:32,599 --> 02:12:34,334 ‐ Here you go. ‐ Thank you. 1522 02:12:34,334 --> 02:12:37,437 ‐ Okay. Um, my pie crust is chilling. 1523 02:12:37,437 --> 02:12:40,574 The stuffing is roasting. Um... 1524 02:12:40,574 --> 02:12:42,342 Oh, oh, can somebody baste the bird 1525 02:12:42,342 --> 02:12:44,478 while I'm at the Turkey Trot? ‐ Can we talk please? 1526 02:12:44,478 --> 02:12:46,446 ‐ You're seriously gonna run? 1527 02:12:46,446 --> 02:12:48,515 ‐ Yes. Of course. The Turkey Trot is a tradition. 1528 02:12:48,515 --> 02:12:50,550 And every year I've just stood on the sidelines 1529 02:12:50,550 --> 02:12:52,285 giving people water. 1530 02:12:52,285 --> 02:12:54,421 This year I wanna take part in the action. 1531 02:12:54,421 --> 02:12:56,523 More coffee? All: No! 1532 02:12:56,523 --> 02:13:00,327 ‐ Thank you so much though. ‐ Good morning, family! 1533 02:13:00,327 --> 02:13:02,095 ‐ Morning. 1534 02:13:02,095 --> 02:13:04,331 What're you so chipper about? ‐ Oh, 1535 02:13:04,331 --> 02:13:06,399 why shouldn't I be chipper? It's Thanksgiving Day. 1536 02:13:06,399 --> 02:13:08,502 I'm surrounded by my loved ones. 1537 02:13:08,502 --> 02:13:10,504 Life is good. 1538 02:13:10,504 --> 02:13:12,539 ‐ Is it, mom? Is it? 1539 02:13:14,274 --> 02:13:16,576 ‐ Ooh, my goodness, Lucy, how can I help? 1540 02:13:16,576 --> 02:13:18,445 ‐ No, it's all under control. 1541 02:13:18,445 --> 02:13:20,447 I will baste your turkey, Honey. 1542 02:13:20,447 --> 02:13:22,582 ‐ Oh Ron, you're not gonna go to the Trot either? 1543 02:13:22,582 --> 02:13:24,317 What's gotten into you? 1544 02:13:24,317 --> 02:13:26,286 ‐ Oh, nothing's got into me, Nancy. 1545 02:13:26,286 --> 02:13:28,288 What's gotten into you? ‐ (Laughs) 1546 02:13:28,288 --> 02:13:30,190 What on earth does that mean? 1547 02:13:31,424 --> 02:13:35,328 ‐ Ugh! Oh, these are so good, Lucy. So good. 1548 02:13:35,328 --> 02:13:37,264 ‐ I didn't hear you come to bed last night. 1549 02:13:37,264 --> 02:13:39,366 ‐ Must have been a late one? ‐ (Laughs) 1550 02:13:39,366 --> 02:13:42,402 Anna: Seriously, you should open a bakery. 1551 02:13:42,402 --> 02:13:45,171 ‐ Yeah, I guess. I can be sneaky. 1552 02:13:45,171 --> 02:13:47,240 ‐ (Spits out coffee) 1553 02:13:47,240 --> 02:13:49,509 It's hot! Hot coffee. 1554 02:13:49,509 --> 02:13:52,379 ‐ Why are you all acting so strange? 1555 02:13:53,413 --> 02:13:55,282 ‐ We're fine. Are you fine? 1556 02:13:57,217 --> 02:13:59,219 ‐ Please talk to me. ‐ Shoot! 1557 02:13:59,219 --> 02:14:01,354 We're out of olive oil. ‐ Ah, top shelf on the pantry. 1558 02:14:01,354 --> 02:14:04,324 Dean, can you help her reach? ‐ No, I don't need his help. 1559 02:14:09,296 --> 02:14:11,431 ‐ Look, Luce, let me help you. 1560 02:14:11,431 --> 02:14:13,400 ‐ Got it. ‐ No, you don't. 1561 02:14:13,400 --> 02:14:15,201 ‐ I said I got it. Ungh! 1562 02:14:15,201 --> 02:14:17,304 (Clattering) Let go of me! 1563 02:14:17,304 --> 02:14:19,205 ‐ Look, okay, listen, about last night, 1564 02:14:19,205 --> 02:14:21,241 let me explain. ‐ Explain what? 1565 02:14:21,241 --> 02:14:23,510 I'm just Lucy Goosey, right? Leo's stupid little sister! 1566 02:14:23,510 --> 02:14:25,445 ‐ God, no! No! Look, 1567 02:14:25,445 --> 02:14:27,447 I only started calling you that because... because I liked you. 1568 02:14:27,447 --> 02:14:29,215 ‐ Oh yeah, no, that makes sense. 1569 02:14:29,215 --> 02:14:31,184 Every girl loves to be nicknamed after water fowl. 1570 02:14:31,184 --> 02:14:32,452 Let me go! 1571 02:14:32,452 --> 02:14:35,221 ‐ Look, I know I blew it last night. I‐I‐I freaked out. 1572 02:14:35,221 --> 02:14:37,223 And Leo said he'd kill me if I ever thought about you. 1573 02:14:37,223 --> 02:14:39,125 ‐ Yeah, well good. I don't even care. 1574 02:14:39,125 --> 02:14:41,061 I don't even like you. You're just Mean Dean! 1575 02:14:58,111 --> 02:15:00,113 (Hard slap) ‐ Ahh! You hit me. 1576 02:15:00,113 --> 02:15:02,082 ‐ You kissed me. ‐ You kissed me back. 1577 02:15:02,082 --> 02:15:03,483 ‐ No, I didn't. I have a boyfriend. 1578 02:15:03,483 --> 02:15:05,285 ‐ A boyfriend who wants to dump you. 1579 02:15:05,285 --> 02:15:07,253 ‐ No, he doesn't. He just thinks that he does, 1580 02:15:07,253 --> 02:15:08,622 but I'm changing his mind. 1581 02:15:08,622 --> 02:15:11,191 ‐ You shouldn't have to change anyone's mind. 1582 02:15:11,191 --> 02:15:13,259 You're perfect just the way you are. 1583 02:15:16,396 --> 02:15:19,432 ‐ Can you please just move? I have a Turkey Trot to run. 1584 02:15:24,571 --> 02:15:27,307 ‐ Good luck. 1585 02:15:27,307 --> 02:15:31,511 ♪ 1586 02:15:31,511 --> 02:15:37,584 ♪ 1587 02:15:37,584 --> 02:15:39,619 ♪ We takin' care of business ♪ 1588 02:15:39,619 --> 02:15:41,554 (Excited hum of chatter) 1589 02:15:41,554 --> 02:15:44,290 ‐ You sure you're sure about this? 1590 02:15:44,290 --> 02:15:46,226 ‐ Let's really focus on beating out last time. 1591 02:15:46,226 --> 02:15:48,261 ‐ Yeah, sure. ‐ Yeah, okay. 1592 02:15:48,261 --> 02:15:50,196 ‐ Lucy! Over here! 1593 02:15:50,196 --> 02:15:53,133 ‐ Hi! Yeah. Yeah, sure I'm sure. 1594 02:15:53,133 --> 02:15:55,101 Wish me luck. ‐ Good luck. 1595 02:15:56,236 --> 02:15:58,405 Agh! (Giggles) Schmoop! 1596 02:15:59,506 --> 02:16:01,141 Happy Thanksgiving! 1597 02:16:01,141 --> 02:16:04,544 ‐ Ohmigod, you were serious. ‐ Ohmigod, yes. 1598 02:16:04,544 --> 02:16:07,113 Yes, I was serious. Why does everybody keep asking me that? 1599 02:16:07,113 --> 02:16:09,149 ‐ No, it's just you've never done it before, you know? 1600 02:16:09,149 --> 02:16:11,384 And you're not exactly in... in shape. 1601 02:16:11,384 --> 02:16:13,620 ‐ He means you're not athletic. 1602 02:16:13,620 --> 02:16:16,456 ‐ Oh, really, Katie? Is that what he means? 1603 02:16:16,456 --> 02:16:18,391 Are you like Jordan's interpreter now? 1604 02:16:18,391 --> 02:16:21,394 ‐ I just, I just don't want you to get hurt, that's all. 1605 02:16:21,394 --> 02:16:25,165 ‐ Schmoop, don't worry about me. Okay, I'm gonna be fine. 1606 02:16:25,165 --> 02:16:27,200 I'm a lot stronger than you think. I got this. 1607 02:16:27,200 --> 02:16:28,535 Agh! ‐ Hey, hey... 1608 02:16:28,535 --> 02:16:30,303 ‐ Agghhh... ‐ Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1609 02:16:30,303 --> 02:16:34,207 Hey, look, look. Look, just take it easy, okay? 1610 02:16:34,207 --> 02:16:36,443 You don't have to prove anything. 1611 02:16:36,443 --> 02:16:38,144 ‐ I know. 1612 02:16:40,613 --> 02:16:41,715 Race Marshall: Okay, runners, everybody to the start line! 1613 02:16:41,715 --> 02:16:44,150 ‐ Let's do this. We got this. Let's just do this. 1614 02:16:44,150 --> 02:16:45,452 ‐ Come on, run, run, run! 1615 02:16:50,156 --> 02:16:52,225 Everybody on the start line! 1616 02:16:52,225 --> 02:16:53,393 Get ready! 1617 02:16:53,393 --> 02:16:56,162 ♪ We takin' care of business ♪ 1618 02:16:56,162 --> 02:16:58,398 ♪ It's time to step it up ♪ 1619 02:16:58,398 --> 02:17:00,400 ♪ You either comin' with us ♪ 1620 02:17:00,400 --> 02:17:02,168 ♪ Or you'll be left in the dust ♪ 1621 02:17:02,168 --> 02:17:03,536 ‐ Good luck, Lucy! 1622 02:17:03,536 --> 02:17:05,505 (Air horn blows) ‐ Aw! 1623 02:17:05,505 --> 02:17:07,373 (Struggling grunts) 1624 02:17:07,373 --> 02:17:09,309 (Cheering) 1625 02:17:09,309 --> 02:17:11,544 ‐ Uh... 1626 02:17:11,544 --> 02:17:13,480 ♪ That a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta ♪ 1627 02:17:13,480 --> 02:17:15,248 ‐ Come on, Luce. Run! 1628 02:17:15,248 --> 02:17:18,151 ‐ Okay. Okay, okay, okay, I can do this. 1629 02:17:19,185 --> 02:17:20,520 I can do this. Just run. 1630 02:17:20,520 --> 02:17:24,424 Schmoop! Schmoop! This is so much fun. 1631 02:17:24,424 --> 02:17:27,093 ‐ Yeah! Yeah. Oh yeah. 1632 02:17:28,261 --> 02:17:31,164 ‐ Jordan, come on. You're off time. Let's go! 1633 02:17:31,164 --> 02:17:32,499 ‐ You wanna go on ahead? 1634 02:17:32,499 --> 02:17:34,534 ‐ No, no‐no, this is great. We're doing this together. 1635 02:17:34,534 --> 02:17:36,402 ‐ No, it's okay. I'll be fine. 1636 02:17:38,471 --> 02:17:40,640 ‐ Are you sure? Okay, thanks. 1637 02:17:40,640 --> 02:17:46,546 ♪ 1638 02:17:46,546 --> 02:17:49,282 ♪ Hate staying in the lane ♪ 1639 02:17:49,282 --> 02:17:52,152 ♪ This color ♪ 1640 02:17:52,152 --> 02:17:53,453 ♪ You know I ain't plain ♪ 1641 02:17:53,453 --> 02:17:55,255 (Clapping and cheering) 1642 02:17:59,125 --> 02:18:01,161 ‐ (Gasping for air) 1643 02:18:02,328 --> 02:18:04,297 ‐ Oh God... what was I thinking? 1644 02:18:04,297 --> 02:18:06,266 Lucy, pull it together. 1645 02:18:06,266 --> 02:18:09,335 (Cheering) 1646 02:18:15,441 --> 02:18:17,410 (Glugging loudly) 1647 02:18:24,284 --> 02:18:25,418 (Groans of frustration) 1648 02:18:25,418 --> 02:18:29,155 ♪ A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta ♪ 1649 02:18:29,155 --> 02:18:31,224 (Groaning) 1650 02:18:35,328 --> 02:18:37,463 (Grunts of effort) 1651 02:18:37,463 --> 02:18:40,300 (Door bangs shut) Shhh... (groaning) 1652 02:18:41,334 --> 02:18:43,503 (Groaning in severe discomfort) 1653 02:18:46,206 --> 02:18:50,176 ♪ 1654 02:18:50,176 --> 02:18:51,377 Nancy: What time is it? 1655 02:18:51,377 --> 02:18:53,413 ♪ A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta ‐ Hey! ♪ 1656 02:18:53,413 --> 02:18:55,582 ♪ A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta ‐ Hey! ♪ 1657 02:18:55,582 --> 02:18:58,251 ♪ A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do ♪ 1658 02:18:58,251 --> 02:19:00,253 ♪ What a girl's gotta do ♪ 1659 02:19:00,253 --> 02:19:02,355 ♪ 1660 02:19:02,355 --> 02:19:04,057 ‐ There she is! 1661 02:19:05,091 --> 02:19:06,359 ‐ Lucy! 1662 02:19:06,359 --> 02:19:08,094 (Cheering) 1663 02:19:08,094 --> 02:19:10,597 Lucy, yes! You got it! 1664 02:19:10,597 --> 02:19:13,600 Lydia: C'mon, Sis! 1665 02:19:13,600 --> 02:19:15,435 (Cheering) 1666 02:19:15,435 --> 02:19:17,237 ‐ C'mon! Go, go, run! 1667 02:19:18,471 --> 02:19:20,273 ‐ (Gasping for air) 1668 02:19:22,475 --> 02:19:23,610 ‐ Come on, honey, you can do it. 1669 02:19:23,610 --> 02:19:25,478 You're almost there. 1670 02:19:25,478 --> 02:19:27,280 ‐ Mom? 1671 02:19:27,280 --> 02:19:28,381 ‐ Okay... okay... 1672 02:19:28,381 --> 02:19:30,283 Nancy: Come on, honey. 1673 02:19:30,283 --> 02:19:33,219 (Loud cheers) 1674 02:19:34,587 --> 02:19:36,122 ‐ (Gasping) 1675 02:19:36,122 --> 02:19:37,523 Jordan: Luce! Lucy! 1676 02:19:39,125 --> 02:19:42,528 ‐ Oh my God... 1677 02:19:42,528 --> 02:19:44,397 I did it. 1678 02:19:46,299 --> 02:19:49,202 I did it. 1679 02:19:49,202 --> 02:19:51,271 I'm a runner! 1680 02:19:51,271 --> 02:19:54,507 I ran a 10K! I'm a runner! 1681 02:19:54,507 --> 02:19:57,243 ‐ I'm so proud of you! 1682 02:19:58,444 --> 02:20:00,280 ‐ I can't believe that you actually did it. 1683 02:20:00,280 --> 02:20:01,481 I'm so proud of you. ‐ Let me down. 1684 02:20:01,481 --> 02:20:03,516 I'm gonna pee on myself. 1685 02:20:03,516 --> 02:20:05,318 ‐ Congrats, Sis, you're a star. 1686 02:20:05,318 --> 02:20:07,186 ‐ Water, I need water. 1687 02:20:07,186 --> 02:20:09,322 ‐ We better get you home so you can rest up for the big dinner. 1688 02:20:09,322 --> 02:20:11,457 ‐ Oh my God, dinner. ‐ Oh, don't worry, we can help. 1689 02:20:11,457 --> 02:20:13,159 ‐ Listen, Schmoop, 1690 02:20:13,159 --> 02:20:15,161 I‐I have so much that I need to say to you right now. 1691 02:20:15,161 --> 02:20:17,563 ‐ Right now? ‐ Uh, we'll go get the car. 1692 02:20:17,563 --> 02:20:20,333 ‐ Oh great, I'll just hang out with Lucy and Jordan. 1693 02:20:20,333 --> 02:20:23,603 ‐ How about you don't, Mom. Come on. 1694 02:20:23,603 --> 02:20:25,271 ‐ Lucy, these past few days... 1695 02:20:25,271 --> 02:20:27,206 listen, come here, come here, let's sit down. 1696 02:20:27,206 --> 02:20:28,474 ‐ (Gasps in pain) ‐ Luce... 1697 02:20:28,474 --> 02:20:31,577 ‐ (Catching her breath) ‐ Listen, listen. Wow... 1698 02:20:31,577 --> 02:20:33,346 Luce, like I was saying, 1699 02:20:33,346 --> 02:20:35,415 these past few days have been amazing. 1700 02:20:35,415 --> 02:20:37,383 I mean, I've seen sides to you 1701 02:20:37,383 --> 02:20:40,153 that I didn't even know existed. 1702 02:20:40,153 --> 02:20:42,288 You're not the same girl that I knew in high school. 1703 02:20:42,288 --> 02:20:44,190 ‐ I'm not? ‐ No. No. 1704 02:20:44,190 --> 02:20:46,292 Something about you is different. 1705 02:20:46,292 --> 02:20:48,094 For the better. ‐ Oh. 1706 02:20:50,163 --> 02:20:51,531 ‐ To be honest, I was thinking we should maybe break up. 1707 02:20:51,531 --> 02:20:54,534 ‐ Still? I‐I mean, you were? 1708 02:20:54,534 --> 02:20:56,169 ‐ I was. But I... 1709 02:20:57,370 --> 02:20:59,572 but not anymore, no. 1710 02:20:59,572 --> 02:21:01,407 No, 'cause you've made me realize 1711 02:21:01,407 --> 02:21:04,410 that we belong together... forever. 1712 02:21:07,213 --> 02:21:09,382 ‐ (Gags and vomits) ‐ Oh wow, ew! 1713 02:21:09,382 --> 02:21:11,351 Are you okay? 1714 02:21:11,351 --> 02:21:14,487 Hey. Hey, here, here. Drink some, drink some water. 1715 02:21:14,487 --> 02:21:16,189 Here you go, yeah. 1716 02:21:18,291 --> 02:21:20,393 Yeah, that happens. ‐ Mm. 1717 02:21:20,393 --> 02:21:23,396 ‐ Mhmm. My first 10K, I did the same thing. 1718 02:21:23,396 --> 02:21:25,531 ‐ Mhmm. ‐ I did the same exact thing. 1719 02:21:25,531 --> 02:21:28,134 And brussels sprouts. Disgusting. 1720 02:21:28,134 --> 02:21:30,169 ‐ Mm. Mm. ‐ It's fine. 1721 02:21:31,204 --> 02:21:32,638 ‐ Yeah. You good? 1722 02:21:32,638 --> 02:21:35,408 ‐ Um... 1723 02:21:35,408 --> 02:21:37,377 Oh... Jordan, I'm... 1724 02:21:37,377 --> 02:21:39,379 (Sighs) 1725 02:21:39,379 --> 02:21:41,180 I need to tell you something. 1726 02:21:41,180 --> 02:21:42,415 ‐ Mhmm? What? 1727 02:21:45,485 --> 02:21:47,420 ‐ I kissed someone. 1728 02:21:49,222 --> 02:21:51,391 ‐ I'm sorry, you what? ‐ I know, I didn't mean to. 1729 02:21:51,391 --> 02:21:53,126 It just happened and... 1730 02:21:54,227 --> 02:21:57,063 I just feel like you deserve to know. 1731 02:21:57,063 --> 02:21:59,098 ‐ Lucy, that... 1732 02:22:00,266 --> 02:22:02,268 that's... 1733 02:22:02,268 --> 02:22:04,070 fantastic. 1734 02:22:04,070 --> 02:22:05,471 (Relieved chuckle) ‐ It is? 1735 02:22:05,471 --> 02:22:08,274 ‐ Wow, yeah. I kissed someone else too. 1736 02:22:09,575 --> 02:22:11,477 ‐ W‐w‐what? 1737 02:22:11,477 --> 02:22:13,379 ‐ Yeah. Wow! 1738 02:22:14,480 --> 02:22:16,482 That feels good. 1739 02:22:16,482 --> 02:22:19,252 ‐ Let me guess, Katie Logan? 1740 02:22:19,252 --> 02:22:21,387 ‐ Oh! Okay, two someones. 1741 02:22:21,387 --> 02:22:24,123 But that doesn't matter because this is great news. 1742 02:22:24,123 --> 02:22:26,292 We're even now, yeah. 1743 02:22:26,292 --> 02:22:28,227 I'm so happy! 1744 02:22:28,227 --> 02:22:30,530 Baby... ‐ (Fake laughs) 1745 02:22:30,530 --> 02:22:32,565 (Honking) 1746 02:22:32,565 --> 02:22:35,435 (Bangs on door, honks) 1747 02:22:35,435 --> 02:22:37,236 Oh, um... 1748 02:22:37,236 --> 02:22:38,504 ‐ You gotta go? ‐ Yeah, I have to go. 1749 02:22:38,504 --> 02:22:40,206 ‐ Okay. Yeah. ‐ Okay... Ahh! 1750 02:22:41,307 --> 02:22:43,609 ‐ Okay, slowly. All right, Schmoop, 1751 02:22:43,609 --> 02:22:45,445 I'll see you soon. ‐ Yeah... 1752 02:22:45,445 --> 02:22:47,280 ‐ And I can't wait to taste your home cooking. 1753 02:22:47,280 --> 02:22:49,315 ‐ Uh... yeah. ‐ Oh! 1754 02:22:49,315 --> 02:22:52,218 ‐ Yeah, the throw‐up. Okay. ‐ Mhmm. 1755 02:22:55,154 --> 02:22:57,190 Bye, Schmoop! 1756 02:22:57,190 --> 02:22:58,524 Woo‐hoo‐hoo! 1757 02:22:58,524 --> 02:23:02,228 We're Jord and Lucy! We're Juicy! 1758 02:23:03,496 --> 02:23:05,031 (Phone chimes) 1759 02:23:13,973 --> 02:23:15,875 (all cheering) 1760 02:23:17,543 --> 02:23:21,013 ♪ 1761 02:23:22,815 --> 02:23:24,450 (crowd cheering) 1762 02:23:24,450 --> 02:23:25,418 Whoo! 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Rated PG. 1832 02:28:34,794 --> 02:28:36,729 Disney's Frozen 2, 1833 02:28:38,431 --> 02:28:40,533 Comin' through. Hot buns. 1834 02:28:40,533 --> 02:28:44,537 ‐ (Giggles) How's this look? ‐ Thinner and diced not sliced. 1835 02:28:44,537 --> 02:28:46,605 And whoa, okay, that's plenty. 1836 02:28:46,605 --> 02:28:48,574 Uh, let's just spread those out to cover the edge. 1837 02:28:48,574 --> 02:28:51,577 ‐ Got it. ‐ Dad, this looks incredible. 1838 02:28:51,577 --> 02:28:53,813 You didn't have to do all this! ‐ Happy to help, honey. 1839 02:28:53,813 --> 02:28:56,482 Your turkey is gonna need another half hour 1840 02:28:56,482 --> 02:28:57,616 and some time to rest. 1841 02:28:57,616 --> 02:29:00,519 I have done the potatoes, I've finished the pies. 1842 02:29:00,519 --> 02:29:02,555 All that's left is to make a salad. 1843 02:29:02,555 --> 02:29:04,523 I'm gonna go pick up your grandmother, so uh... 1844 02:29:04,523 --> 02:29:06,625 Muah! All right? Call with any questions, all right? 1845 02:29:06,625 --> 02:29:10,696 ‐ 'Kay. I've got it all covered. Thank you. 1846 02:29:10,696 --> 02:29:13,599 (Sighs) I'm gonna make a salad. 1847 02:29:13,599 --> 02:29:14,900 ‐ No, do not make a salad. 1848 02:29:14,900 --> 02:29:17,536 ‐ Nobody eats salad at Thanksgiving. 1849 02:29:17,536 --> 02:29:19,839 They just put it on their plate to feel less guilty. 1850 02:29:21,874 --> 02:29:23,909 ‐ I eat salad. 1851 02:29:23,909 --> 02:29:25,811 ‐ Right. No salad. 1852 02:29:25,811 --> 02:29:27,446 I'm gonna set the table. 1853 02:29:29,782 --> 02:29:31,750 Lydia, Anna, 1854 02:29:32,785 --> 02:29:35,521 Leo, Leo's invisible girlfriend. 1855 02:29:35,521 --> 02:29:37,456 ‐ So are we just not gonna talk about what happened? 1856 02:29:37,456 --> 02:29:39,525 ‐ Yes, we are not. Mom. Me. 1857 02:29:40,793 --> 02:29:42,795 Jordan. ‐ Jordan? He's still coming? 1858 02:29:42,795 --> 02:29:44,630 ‐ Yes, of course he's still coming. 1859 02:29:44,630 --> 02:29:46,465 Why wouldn't he still be coming? 1860 02:29:46,465 --> 02:29:48,767 ‐ Because we kissed. ‐ Shhh! 1861 02:29:48,767 --> 02:29:50,603 So I'm just supposed to cancel Thanksgiving dinner? 1862 02:29:50,603 --> 02:29:53,405 ‐ Oh, so I'm just supposed to cancel how I feel about you? 1863 02:29:55,708 --> 02:29:57,643 ‐ Me. Jordan. 1864 02:29:57,643 --> 02:29:58,944 Leo's friend. 1865 02:29:58,944 --> 02:30:01,780 ‐ Whoa, do not sit me next to that guy. 1866 02:30:01,780 --> 02:30:03,782 ‐ Fine. You don't have to sit there at all. 1867 02:30:03,782 --> 02:30:05,684 ‐ You can't uninvite me. ‐ It's my dinner. 1868 02:30:05,684 --> 02:30:07,820 I can do what I want. Now give me the plate! 1869 02:30:08,921 --> 02:30:11,790 Let go... of the plate. 1870 02:30:11,790 --> 02:30:13,392 ‐ No, you let go. 1871 02:30:13,392 --> 02:30:14,693 ‐ Let go! ‐ Let go. 1872 02:30:14,693 --> 02:30:16,428 ‐ Give it to me! ‐ Give me that. 1873 02:30:16,428 --> 02:30:18,430 ‐ You're being a baby! ‐ No, now you're being a baby! 1874 02:30:18,430 --> 02:30:19,732 ‐ Give it! (Gasps) 1875 02:30:19,732 --> 02:30:21,600 (Hard smash) ‐ Ah, I'm so... ohmygod, 1876 02:30:21,600 --> 02:30:23,402 I did not mean to do that. ‐ Oh no! 1877 02:30:23,402 --> 02:30:24,770 ‐ It's okay, mom. It's fine, it's fine. 1878 02:30:24,770 --> 02:30:26,639 ‐ Emergency. The police just called. 1879 02:30:26,639 --> 02:30:28,841 The alarm's going off at Rony's I gotta get down there. 1880 02:30:28,841 --> 02:30:30,876 Where's your father? ‐ He went to go get Grandma. 1881 02:30:30,876 --> 02:30:33,612 ‐ Oh gosh, okay. Uh, where's your brother? 1882 02:30:33,612 --> 02:30:35,614 ‐ Um, he's in the shower. I'll take you. 1883 02:30:35,614 --> 02:30:37,449 ‐ You will? Thank you. ‐ Yeah. 1884 02:30:37,449 --> 02:30:39,418 ‐ I just don't trust myself with that stick shift, 1885 02:30:39,418 --> 02:30:41,787 especially when everything's so excited like this. 1886 02:30:41,787 --> 02:30:44,557 ‐ What just crashed? 1887 02:30:44,557 --> 02:30:47,726 ‐ My hopes and dreams of a perfect Thanksgiving dinner. 1888 02:30:47,726 --> 02:30:49,361 (Doorbell rings) 1889 02:30:49,361 --> 02:30:51,530 I got it. Lydia, I got it. 1890 02:30:52,698 --> 02:30:55,367 ‐ Happy Thanksgiving! ‐ Jerry? 1891 02:30:55,367 --> 02:30:57,469 ‐ You know, your invitation was such a surprise. 1892 02:30:57,469 --> 02:30:59,638 ‐ Wasn't it though? ‐ I mean, honestly, 1893 02:30:59,638 --> 02:31:02,408 I usually spend Thanksgiving on my own at that diner 1894 02:31:02,408 --> 02:31:05,678 on Highway 17, so, this is a real treat. 1895 02:31:05,678 --> 02:31:07,446 ‐ Yeah, I bet. 1896 02:31:09,648 --> 02:31:12,351 Uh, please come in. ‐ Oh, 'kay. 1897 02:31:15,721 --> 02:31:19,458 ‐ I'm just curious. Who invited you exactly? 1898 02:31:19,458 --> 02:31:21,527 ‐ Hello, Jerry. ‐ Ciao, Leonardo! 1899 02:31:21,527 --> 02:31:23,696 ‐ Thanks. 1900 02:31:23,696 --> 02:31:25,531 ‐ You know, guys, it was a bit of a drive. 1901 02:31:25,531 --> 02:31:27,566 You don't mind, I'm gonna ask you where the uh... 1902 02:31:27,566 --> 02:31:29,501 ‐ Yeah, of course. Uh, it's upstairs to the left. 1903 02:31:29,501 --> 02:31:31,637 ‐ Uh, thank you. 1904 02:31:31,637 --> 02:31:34,506 Hey, Bellissima, how are you? ‐ Hi, Jerry. 1905 02:31:36,542 --> 02:31:37,876 ‐ You invited Mom's boyfriend to Thanksgiving? 1906 02:31:37,876 --> 02:31:39,778 Are you insane? ‐ Come on, relax. 1907 02:31:39,778 --> 02:31:41,513 I got a plan. 1908 02:31:41,513 --> 02:31:43,549 ‐ Well, I don't have time for a plan, Leo. 1909 02:31:43,549 --> 02:31:45,517 I have 11 people coming for dinner! 1910 02:31:45,517 --> 02:31:47,586 ‐ Well, 12, if you count the Cheese Man. 1911 02:31:47,586 --> 02:31:49,688 What?! ‐ 'Kay, look, 1912 02:31:49,688 --> 02:31:52,391 do you wanna save Mom and Dad's marriage or not, huh? 1913 02:31:54,693 --> 02:31:58,731 So our parents bought this house 25‐years‐ago, 1914 02:31:58,731 --> 02:32:01,667 and as you can see, they built a life here. 1915 02:32:01,667 --> 02:32:04,603 It's... It's a happy life too. ‐ (Chuckles, confused) 1916 02:32:04,603 --> 02:32:07,439 ‐ So why don't you tell us a bit about yourself, Jerry. 1917 02:32:07,439 --> 02:32:09,708 ‐ Me? Now? Of cour... of course. 1918 02:32:10,876 --> 02:32:13,646 Um, well, I'm originally from Rhode Island‐‐ 1919 02:32:13,646 --> 02:32:15,547 ‐ And you've been spending quite a bit of time 1920 02:32:15,547 --> 02:32:17,449 with our mother lately. 1921 02:32:17,449 --> 02:32:19,385 ‐ Have I? Yeah. I mean... 1922 02:32:21,587 --> 02:32:22,721 Well, you know, I've been delivering cheese to your folks 1923 02:32:22,721 --> 02:32:25,658 for years now, so, you know. Yeah, we... 1924 02:32:26,725 --> 02:32:29,461 ‐ Of course, that's what he meant. 1925 02:32:29,461 --> 02:32:31,797 ‐ So, you admit it. You like our mother. 1926 02:32:31,797 --> 02:32:33,766 ‐ Nancy? 1927 02:32:33,766 --> 02:32:35,768 Yeah, absolutely! 1928 02:32:35,768 --> 02:32:37,736 She's the real deal. 1929 02:32:37,736 --> 02:32:39,738 You know, not a lot of women can tell the difference 1930 02:32:39,738 --> 02:32:41,740 between a Havarti and a Baby Swiss. 1931 02:32:41,740 --> 02:32:43,542 So, yes, very unique. 1932 02:32:44,843 --> 02:32:48,781 ‐ And that's really all it's about, huh? 1933 02:32:48,781 --> 02:32:50,816 Cheese? 1934 02:32:50,816 --> 02:32:53,652 ‐ Is Nancy gonna be home soon or...? 1935 02:32:53,652 --> 02:32:55,654 ‐ Oh, we got some time actually. 1936 02:32:55,654 --> 02:32:56,722 ‐ Oh, where are we going now? 1937 02:32:56,722 --> 02:32:58,791 ‐ The grand tour carries on. ‐ Hey, great. 1938 02:32:58,791 --> 02:33:00,759 Now, I wonder if I can put this down? 1939 02:33:00,759 --> 02:33:02,461 ‐ Put 'er down anywhere. ‐ Okay. 1940 02:33:02,461 --> 02:33:04,763 ‐ Yeah, that's fine, right there. Yeah. 1941 02:33:04,763 --> 02:33:08,667 ‐ What is this place? What're you doing? 1942 02:33:08,667 --> 02:33:11,537 ‐ You're just gonna have to go ahead and sit down there, 1943 02:33:11,537 --> 02:33:13,772 cheese man. Yeah. Right here. 1944 02:33:13,772 --> 02:33:16,408 Yeah, make yourself comfortable. 1945 02:33:16,408 --> 02:33:18,343 It might get hot in here. 1946 02:33:20,846 --> 02:33:22,481 (Blows out his breath) 1947 02:33:22,481 --> 02:33:24,750 ‐ Uh, what's going on? Where's Nancy? 1948 02:33:24,750 --> 02:33:27,686 ‐ Oh, you don't worry about Nancy right now. 1949 02:33:27,686 --> 02:33:29,688 You just worry about yourself, buckaroo. 1950 02:33:29,688 --> 02:33:31,690 ‐ Okay, well, Leo, let's not scare him. 1951 02:33:31,690 --> 02:33:33,759 ‐ I'm not scarin' him! ‐ You're scaring me a little. 1952 02:33:33,759 --> 02:33:35,661 ‐ Well, good, good. Then... 1953 02:33:35,661 --> 02:33:37,796 then you're gonna watch this. 1954 02:33:37,796 --> 02:33:41,400 Lucy, (snaps fingers) video. ‐ Leo. 1955 02:33:41,400 --> 02:33:43,569 ‐ (Snaps fingers) I'll do it myself. 1956 02:33:43,569 --> 02:33:45,637 ‐ Am I on camera? Look, I don't know what type of stuff 1957 02:33:45,637 --> 02:33:47,840 you kids are into... 1958 02:33:47,840 --> 02:33:50,442 ‐ You are going to sit there 1959 02:33:50,442 --> 02:33:52,845 and you're going to watch. (Video plays) 1960 02:33:52,845 --> 02:33:55,647 You're gonna watch what you're trying to tear apart 1961 02:33:55,647 --> 02:33:57,483 and you're gonna understand 1962 02:33:57,483 --> 02:33:59,852 that there are consequences. to your little fun and games. 1963 02:33:59,852 --> 02:34:01,754 ‐ Fun and games? Look, I don't know... 1964 02:34:01,754 --> 02:34:04,389 what type of sick game you people are playing‐‐ 1965 02:34:04,389 --> 02:34:06,425 ‐ The best in town. (Door bangs shut downstairs) 1966 02:34:06,425 --> 02:34:09,628 ‐ Nancy? Nancy, help! ‐ You cannot do that! 1967 02:34:09,628 --> 02:34:11,430 ‐ Oh my God, Leo, you have to stop! 1968 02:34:11,430 --> 02:34:13,398 ‐ Using a restraint is technically kidnapping. 1969 02:34:13,398 --> 02:34:16,401 ‐ It is not kidnapping. He was invited in. 1970 02:34:16,401 --> 02:34:18,537 ‐ He's not a vampire! ‐ Oh, we don't know that. 1971 02:34:18,537 --> 02:34:19,838 ‐ You're gonna get more about this. 1972 02:34:19,838 --> 02:34:22,441 Just bucking bronco. ‐ Leo, let him go! 1973 02:34:22,441 --> 02:34:23,742 ‐ Please! It's for your own good! 1974 02:34:23,742 --> 02:34:26,545 ‐ Stop it! ‐ This is crazy. You have to stop! 1975 02:34:26,545 --> 02:34:28,447 ‐ Don't be a cry baby, Mr. Cheese Man. 1976 02:34:28,447 --> 02:34:30,449 We're not gonna hurt you. We're friends here. 1977 02:34:30,449 --> 02:34:33,452 ‐ (Struggling grunts) (Video plays in background) 1978 02:34:33,452 --> 02:34:35,788 ‐ Now just... just watch this 1979 02:34:35,788 --> 02:34:40,392 and‐and we will be back in time to get you for dinner. 1980 02:34:40,392 --> 02:34:42,361 ‐ (Muffled) No! ‐ What? 1981 02:34:42,361 --> 02:34:43,729 ‐ Dude! 1982 02:34:43,729 --> 02:34:46,431 ‐ Kids, we're home! ‐ Definitely going to jail. 1983 02:34:46,431 --> 02:34:48,500 ‐ Relax, no one's going to jail. 1984 02:34:51,537 --> 02:34:53,372 ‐ There you are. 1985 02:34:56,108 --> 02:35:12,191 (AVO) Do you push through migraine? 1986 02:36:02,241 --> 02:36:03,242 (FRIEND) Are you okay? 1987 02:36:03,742 --> 02:36:05,244 (JESSICA) Yeah, I'm great. 1988 02:36:06,411 --> 02:36:09,481 (AVO) Imagine what you can do with more migraine‐free days. 1989 02:36:11,316 --> 02:36:12,684 (AVO) When you're not fighting through (ALL WOMEN) Cheers! 1990 02:36:12,684 --> 02:36:14,820 (AVO) migraine, imagine the possibilities. 1991 02:36:15,120 --> 02:36:17,456 Once‐monthly Emgality is a preventive treatment for 1992 02:36:17,456 --> 02:36:18,590 migraine in adults. 1993 02:36:18,590 --> 02:36:20,792 It's specifically developed to help give you more 1994 02:36:20,792 --> 02:36:22,261 migraine‐free days. 1995 02:36:22,261 --> 02:36:23,295 With Emgality, about 60% of 1996 02:36:23,295 --> 02:36:24,630 people had their migraine days 1997 02:36:24,630 --> 02:36:26,598 cut in half or more. 1998 02:36:26,932 --> 02:36:28,600 Don't use if allergic to Emgality. 1999 02:36:28,600 --> 02:36:31,637 Allergic reactions, such as itching, rash, hives 2000 02:36:31,637 --> 02:36:34,473 and trouble breathing, can occur even days after using. 2001 02:36:34,806 --> 02:36:35,841 Common side effects include 2002 02:36:35,841 --> 02:36:37,142 injection site reactions. 2003 02:36:37,976 --> 02:36:38,977 (JESSICA) Let's do it again soon. 2004 02:36:39,478 --> 02:36:41,146 (AVO) Ask your doctor about Emgality. 2005 02:36:41,146 --> 02:36:43,015 And imagine more migraine‐free days. 2006 02:36:44,216 --> 02:36:46,551 Switch to Boost Mobile and get unlimited gigs... 2007 02:36:46,551 --> 02:36:49,288 So you can download all the music you want. 2008 02:36:49,288 --> 02:36:50,756 But there’s more... 2009 02:36:50,756 --> 02:36:52,925 With Boost you get a fast nationwide network, 2010 02:36:52,925 --> 02:36:54,893 so the beat never stops. 2011 02:36:54,893 --> 02:36:57,596 But there’s more... 2012 02:36:57,596 --> 02:37:01,233 You also get 4 lines for $25 per line per month, 2013 02:37:01,233 --> 02:37:04,202 plus 4 free phones. 2014 02:37:04,202 --> 02:37:06,405 Switch to Boost Mobile and get 4 lines with unlimited gigs 2015 02:37:06,405 --> 02:37:08,273 for $25 per line per month, 2016 02:37:08,273 --> 02:37:09,975 plus 4 free Samsung Galaxy phones, 2017 02:37:09,975 --> 02:37:11,944 all on our super reliable, super fast network. 2018 02:37:43,342 --> 02:37:46,044 What does everyone want tonight? 2019 02:37:46,044 --> 02:37:50,115 Tacos! 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Rated PG. 2092 02:40:30,008 --> 02:40:32,911 Disney's Frozen 2, 2093 02:40:32,911 --> 02:40:35,080 Is that so? 2094 02:40:35,080 --> 02:40:36,748 Weird. 2095 02:40:36,748 --> 02:40:38,783 ‐ I have no idea what set it off, 2096 02:40:38,783 --> 02:40:40,785 but, uh, Ben and Terry were just getting off shift, 2097 02:40:40,785 --> 02:40:42,087 so I invited them to Thanksgiving. 2098 02:40:42,087 --> 02:40:43,688 ‐ Take your coat, Officer? Leo: That's great! 2099 02:40:43,688 --> 02:40:45,056 Hey, Officers, I can just go up here 2100 02:40:45,056 --> 02:40:46,892 and get you some, some wine if you want. 2101 02:40:46,892 --> 02:40:48,994 If you're thirsty, I can get some for you right now. 2102 02:40:48,994 --> 02:40:51,730 ‐ No can do. Still on duty for the next... 2103 02:40:51,730 --> 02:40:53,698 23 minutes. ‐ (Chuckles) Okay. 2104 02:40:53,698 --> 02:40:56,034 ‐ Oh, is that so? That's awesome. (Laughs) 2105 02:40:56,034 --> 02:40:59,171 (Door opens) ‐ Happy, happy! Here we are. 2106 02:40:59,171 --> 02:41:01,106 ‐ Grandma! ‐ Hello, Grandma! 2107 02:41:01,106 --> 02:41:02,107 Grandma! ‐ Ron! 2108 02:41:02,107 --> 02:41:04,042 ‐ Well, what, what'd we miss? 2109 02:41:04,042 --> 02:41:06,845 ‐ Oh, well, the alarm went off at the restaurant 2110 02:41:06,845 --> 02:41:09,114 and the officers were invited to dinner. 2111 02:41:09,114 --> 02:41:10,949 ‐ Great. What's that gonna cost us? 2112 02:41:10,949 --> 02:41:13,151 ‐ Oh, I hope we're not late. ‐ Oh no, not at all. 2113 02:41:13,151 --> 02:41:15,187 Come in, come in! I'm so happy you're here. 2114 02:41:15,187 --> 02:41:17,055 (Overlapping chatter) 2115 02:41:17,055 --> 02:41:18,957 ‐ Luce, you look beautiful. ‐ Hi. 2116 02:41:20,225 --> 02:41:22,060 (Low hum of chatter) 2117 02:41:22,060 --> 02:41:25,230 ‐ I'm standing here all day. 2118 02:41:25,230 --> 02:41:27,232 Do you plan on burying me in this coat? 2119 02:41:27,232 --> 02:41:28,833 ‐ No. No, no, no. ‐ I'm sorry, 2120 02:41:28,833 --> 02:41:30,135 Grandma, I'll get it. 2121 02:41:30,135 --> 02:41:32,070 ‐ Gentlemen, do you want to, uh, come get a drink? 2122 02:41:32,070 --> 02:41:33,872 (Doorbell chimes repeatedly) 2123 02:41:36,007 --> 02:41:38,143 ‐ Enough with the bell already! ‐ No way. 2124 02:41:38,143 --> 02:41:40,145 Oh, she actually made it! 2125 02:41:40,145 --> 02:41:43,148 Dude, I got this, I got this. Thank you though. 2126 02:41:43,148 --> 02:41:45,917 Darcy, baby, you look hot! 2127 02:41:45,917 --> 02:41:48,153 ‐ Oh boy, there's a Darcy. 2128 02:41:48,153 --> 02:41:51,723 ‐ Uh, Mom, Dad, everyone, this is Darcy. 2129 02:41:51,723 --> 02:41:53,124 ‐ You owe me for a limo. 2130 02:41:53,124 --> 02:41:55,160 (Gasps) Nice digs! 2131 02:41:55,160 --> 02:41:57,729 And this little peanut is my Rocco. 2132 02:41:57,729 --> 02:41:59,164 We call him the Rockster. 2133 02:41:59,164 --> 02:42:01,032 ‐ Bam‐bam‐bam, you're all dead! 2134 02:42:01,032 --> 02:42:02,934 ‐ (Chuckles) Hey, little buddy, 2135 02:42:02,934 --> 02:42:04,736 we try not to shoot people on Thanksgiving, okay? 2136 02:42:04,736 --> 02:42:07,138 ‐ You're not my mom! Bam‐bam‐bam! 2137 02:42:07,138 --> 02:42:09,007 ‐ Isn't he the cutest? (Laughs) ‐ What's that smell? 2138 02:42:09,007 --> 02:42:11,009 I didn't ride for an hour in the backseat 2139 02:42:11,009 --> 02:42:12,978 with no ventilation for a burned dinner! 2140 02:42:12,978 --> 02:42:15,113 ‐ (Gasps) My turkey! 2141 02:42:15,113 --> 02:42:17,882 (Low hum of chatter) 2142 02:42:17,882 --> 02:42:19,017 ‐ Oh, thank you. 2143 02:42:21,119 --> 02:42:23,989 (Low hum of chatter) 2144 02:42:26,024 --> 02:42:28,860 Lucy: Okay, here it comes! 2145 02:42:30,161 --> 02:42:31,930 ‐ All right. 2146 02:42:31,930 --> 02:42:34,099 'Scuse me, everybody. (Clinks glass) 2147 02:42:34,099 --> 02:42:36,835 I'd like to make an announcement. 2148 02:42:36,835 --> 02:42:38,803 My announcement is that I'm gonna be transferring 2149 02:42:38,803 --> 02:42:40,972 to Arizona to be with Lucy. 2150 02:42:40,972 --> 02:42:43,108 (Everyone gasps) 2151 02:42:43,108 --> 02:42:44,175 (Heavy thud, tray clatters) ‐ Oh! 2152 02:42:44,175 --> 02:42:46,978 ‐ Holy shit, she dropped the (bleep) turkey! 2153 02:42:50,115 --> 02:42:51,983 ‐ I know it's a surprise, 2154 02:42:51,983 --> 02:42:53,918 but I just don't wanna be away from you anymore. 2155 02:42:53,918 --> 02:42:55,787 ‐ Um, can we just talk about this later? 2156 02:42:55,787 --> 02:42:57,155 ‐ What's there to talk about? 2157 02:42:57,155 --> 02:42:58,923 I mean, obviously they're gonna want me. 2158 02:42:58,923 --> 02:43:00,792 It's practically a done deal. ‐ No, it's not. 2159 02:43:02,994 --> 02:43:05,730 ‐ Uh, okay, this guy again? 2160 02:43:05,730 --> 02:43:07,766 ‐ Ohmigod, can we not do this right now? 2161 02:43:07,766 --> 02:43:09,868 ‐ Who are you? Who is this? 2162 02:43:09,868 --> 02:43:11,903 ‐ Oh, that's Dean. He's practically family. 2163 02:43:11,903 --> 02:43:13,171 ‐ He's really not. ‐ I'm really not. 2164 02:43:13,171 --> 02:43:15,907 ‐ What is going on? ‐ Nothing. Nothing. It's fine. 2165 02:43:15,907 --> 02:43:18,977 Can we all just eat? Please, the food's getting cold. 2166 02:43:18,977 --> 02:43:22,113 ‐ Lucy, I'm sorry I was an ass, okay, but I meant what I said. 2167 02:43:23,882 --> 02:43:25,216 And that kiss... ‐ Kiss? 2168 02:43:25,216 --> 02:43:28,853 ‐ Yes, I knew it. (High‐five) ‐ Kiss?! What kiss? 2169 02:43:28,853 --> 02:43:31,022 Dean: That kiss was the best I've ever had. 2170 02:43:31,022 --> 02:43:33,124 I know you felt it too. ‐ Dean, please... 2171 02:43:33,124 --> 02:43:35,026 ‐ Wait, this is the guy you kissed? 2172 02:43:35,026 --> 02:43:37,228 ‐ Yes, but it‐‐ ‐ You kissed my sister? 2173 02:43:37,228 --> 02:43:38,997 ‐ Dude, I'm sorry. ‐ Well, I told you, 2174 02:43:38,997 --> 02:43:41,132 you touch her, you're dead. ‐ Hey, okay, stop this. 2175 02:43:41,132 --> 02:43:44,069 Everyone calm down, okay? 2176 02:43:44,069 --> 02:43:46,738 I have my own announcement I'd like to make. 2177 02:43:46,738 --> 02:43:48,073 ‐ Oh no, you don't! (Bangs table) 2178 02:43:48,073 --> 02:43:49,841 ‐ Oh! 2179 02:43:49,841 --> 02:43:51,209 ‐ This is my house, 2180 02:43:51,209 --> 02:43:55,146 and if anyone's making any announcements it's me! 2181 02:43:55,146 --> 02:43:56,915 I want a divorce. 2182 02:43:56,915 --> 02:43:58,783 ‐ What? 2183 02:43:58,783 --> 02:44:00,852 ‐ Hah! You heard me. ‐ Dad, no. 2184 02:44:00,852 --> 02:44:03,054 ‐ Uh, Ron, you can't mean that. 2185 02:44:03,054 --> 02:44:04,823 ‐ Don't pretend you weren't gonna say it first. 2186 02:44:04,823 --> 02:44:06,725 The jig is up, missy! I know everything! 2187 02:44:06,725 --> 02:44:09,060 I know that you're in love with that that‐that‐that... 2188 02:44:09,060 --> 02:44:11,029 the cheese man. 2189 02:44:11,029 --> 02:44:13,031 ‐ What?! ‐ You are? 2190 02:44:14,833 --> 02:44:17,068 Nancy, is that true? 2191 02:44:18,136 --> 02:44:20,271 Are you in love with me? 2192 02:44:20,271 --> 02:44:22,240 ‐ Jerry, what are you doing here? 2193 02:44:22,240 --> 02:44:24,242 ‐ Well, I was invited, but frankly‐‐ 2194 02:44:24,242 --> 02:44:25,910 ‐ Ungh! ‐ D'oh! 2195 02:44:25,910 --> 02:44:28,847 ‐ Ron! ‐ Officer, I wanna press charges. 2196 02:44:28,847 --> 02:44:30,982 ‐ On what grounds? ‐ False imprisonment for one. 2197 02:44:30,982 --> 02:44:32,851 I show up and the kids tied me up upstairs 2198 02:44:32,851 --> 02:44:34,185 and left me for dead. ‐ That's not true! 2199 02:44:34,185 --> 02:44:36,788 No, no, he tied himself up! ‐ (Snorts) 2200 02:44:36,788 --> 02:44:38,790 ‐ With our mother. ‐ Oh... 2201 02:44:38,790 --> 02:44:40,125 ‐ And we wanna press our own charges. 2202 02:44:40,125 --> 02:44:41,993 ‐ On what grounds? ‐ Well, I don't know, 2203 02:44:41,993 --> 02:44:44,095 sleeping with a married woman has to be some sort of crime. 2204 02:44:44,095 --> 02:44:46,865 ‐ Babe, let's not go there. ‐ What, you're married? 2205 02:44:46,865 --> 02:44:48,767 ‐ Just a little. Stuffing? 2206 02:44:48,767 --> 02:44:50,869 ‐ What do you mean you're switching schools? 2207 02:44:50,869 --> 02:44:52,871 Who do you think's gonna pay for that? 2208 02:44:52,871 --> 02:44:54,939 ‐ He's not switching schools. ‐ Yes. Yes, I am! 2209 02:44:54,939 --> 02:44:57,776 ‐ 29 years ‐ wasted. 2210 02:44:57,776 --> 02:45:00,111 ‐ I told you not to marry that hussy. 2211 02:45:00,111 --> 02:45:03,047 ‐ You did? ‐ It's true. She warned me. 2212 02:45:03,047 --> 02:45:06,017 ‐ Never liked ya. Never will. ‐ Grandma... 2213 02:45:06,017 --> 02:45:07,886 ‐ Can you describe the false imprisonment, sir? 2214 02:45:07,886 --> 02:45:09,821 ‐ Yes, I can. I showed up 2215 02:45:09,821 --> 02:45:11,856 with a beautiful and very thoughtful‐‐ 2216 02:45:11,856 --> 02:45:14,159 ‐ Can we please just eat! ‐ No, I lost my appetite. 2217 02:45:14,159 --> 02:45:15,927 I still can't believe you kissed that guy! 2218 02:45:15,927 --> 02:45:17,862 ‐ Yeah, well, I can't believe that you kissed every girl 2219 02:45:17,862 --> 02:45:20,799 in the tri‐state area. ‐ Wait, you cheated on Lucy? 2220 02:45:20,799 --> 02:45:22,801 You dick! ‐ You cheated on my sister?! 2221 02:45:22,801 --> 02:45:24,803 I don't which one of you guys to punch first! 2222 02:45:24,803 --> 02:45:26,771 ‐ Well, what do you want? I'll kick his ass. 2223 02:45:26,771 --> 02:45:28,173 Or I'll kick his ass and then your ass. 2224 02:45:28,173 --> 02:45:30,175 Oh, you want it first? ‐ Can you please calm down, 2225 02:45:30,175 --> 02:45:31,976 Jordan? Jordan. ‐ No, I'm not gonna calm down. 2226 02:45:31,976 --> 02:45:33,211 Whose ass wants to get kicked first? 2227 02:45:33,211 --> 02:45:35,079 ‐ Jordan please, I really just wanna sit down 2228 02:45:35,079 --> 02:45:37,115 and have a nice Thanksgiving dinner. 2229 02:45:37,115 --> 02:45:39,884 ‐ If anyone's getting punched around here, it's that cheese head! 2230 02:45:41,219 --> 02:45:43,021 ‐ Officer, are you getting this? 2231 02:45:43,021 --> 02:45:45,790 (Yelling over one another) ‐ 'Kay, stop! Stop! 2232 02:45:45,790 --> 02:45:48,760 (Everyone yelling) ‐ Momma, I'm scared. 2233 02:45:48,760 --> 02:45:50,795 ‐ I know, baby. We'll go right after pie. 2234 02:45:50,795 --> 02:45:54,098 ‐ We are a civilized family. 2235 02:45:54,098 --> 02:45:57,035 (Hard thunk) (Everyone yelling) 2236 02:45:57,035 --> 02:46:00,138 ‐ Can we spend Thanksgiving at my family's next year? 2237 02:46:00,138 --> 02:46:02,874 ‐ Yes. And every year after that. 2238 02:46:02,874 --> 02:46:04,108 ‐ (Chuckles) 2239 02:46:09,013 --> 02:46:10,782 (Happy gasp) 2240 02:46:11,983 --> 02:46:14,919 ‐ (Clapping) Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 2241 02:46:14,919 --> 02:46:17,222 I am not having an affair with anyone. 2242 02:46:17,222 --> 02:46:20,058 Why on earth would you think that? 2243 02:46:20,058 --> 02:46:21,793 ‐ We were watching you, Mom. 2244 02:46:21,793 --> 02:46:23,228 ‐ You were spying on me? 2245 02:46:23,228 --> 02:46:25,897 ‐ Well, no, not spying. We were just kinda following you around 2246 02:46:25,897 --> 02:46:27,065 without you knowing about it. 2247 02:46:27,065 --> 02:46:29,100 Lucy: We did it because we love you. 2248 02:46:29,100 --> 02:46:31,736 We love you and we wanted to save your marriage. 2249 02:46:34,239 --> 02:46:36,908 ‐ Ah, jeez, my kids. 2250 02:46:36,908 --> 02:46:38,877 I mean, that's... that's beautiful. 2251 02:46:39,944 --> 02:46:41,946 ‐ Nancy, you might as well just tell them. 2252 02:46:41,946 --> 02:46:43,281 They're gonna find out soon enough. 2253 02:46:43,281 --> 02:46:44,916 ‐ I do not have to listen to this! 2254 02:46:44,916 --> 02:46:46,918 ‐ Yeah, you do! Honey, please. Oh honey, you do, you do. 2255 02:46:46,918 --> 02:46:49,053 Ron, Ron... 2256 02:46:49,053 --> 02:46:50,989 I wanted this to be a surprise, 2257 02:46:50,989 --> 02:46:53,791 but I think I should tell you now. 2258 02:46:53,791 --> 02:46:55,026 Um... 2259 02:46:57,729 --> 02:46:59,898 I'm not having an affair with Jerry. 2260 02:47:02,834 --> 02:47:04,068 ‐ It's Joe at the cleaner's, isn't it? 2261 02:47:04,068 --> 02:47:08,006 ‐ No, it's not Joe. I'm not having an affair with anyone. 2262 02:47:08,006 --> 02:47:09,974 Jerry doesn't want me. 2263 02:47:09,974 --> 02:47:12,911 He wants... the restaurant. 2264 02:47:12,911 --> 02:47:14,979 ‐ What? ‐ What? 2265 02:47:14,979 --> 02:47:17,215 ‐ Yeah, we've been going over the books and the taxes 2266 02:47:17,215 --> 02:47:19,017 to see what might be fair. 2267 02:47:19,017 --> 02:47:21,219 ‐ Sell Rony's? I mean, that's our lifeblood. 2268 02:47:21,219 --> 02:47:23,922 ‐ Oh, honey, it's draining our lives. 2269 02:47:23,922 --> 02:47:27,191 Ron, we have been working practically non‐stop 2270 02:47:27,191 --> 02:47:29,160 seven days a week for the last 20 years, 2271 02:47:29,160 --> 02:47:31,229 and I'm tired. I wanna sleep in. 2272 02:47:31,229 --> 02:47:33,798 I wanna travel. I wanna go on adventures. 2273 02:47:33,798 --> 02:47:35,199 I wanna have great sex 2274 02:47:35,199 --> 02:47:37,201 while I'm still young enough to enjoy it... 2275 02:47:37,201 --> 02:47:38,803 with my husband. 2276 02:47:38,803 --> 02:47:40,905 ‐ You do? ‐ Of course I do. 2277 02:47:42,941 --> 02:47:45,777 You're the only man for me. You know that. 2278 02:47:45,777 --> 02:47:48,846 ‐ Oh my God, I, I thought I knew that, but I, I just... 2279 02:47:48,846 --> 02:47:50,782 I guess I got scared. 2280 02:47:50,782 --> 02:47:52,817 I mean, you've changed so much lately. 2281 02:47:52,817 --> 02:47:54,919 ‐ Honey, I thought you lost interest, so... 2282 02:47:54,919 --> 02:47:57,021 I was trying to excite you again and... 2283 02:47:57,021 --> 02:47:58,723 ‐ Baby, I may not always show it, 2284 02:47:58,723 --> 02:48:01,726 but you excite me every day of our lives. 2285 02:48:01,726 --> 02:48:03,061 ‐ Hmm. ‐ I love you. 2286 02:48:03,061 --> 02:48:05,797 ‐ I love you, too. ‐ Mm... Mm... 2287 02:48:05,797 --> 02:48:07,165 ‐ Can we do that later? ‐ Oh. 2288 02:48:07,165 --> 02:48:09,701 ‐ Okay, that's... 2289 02:48:09,701 --> 02:48:11,803 ‐ I think I just lost my appetite. 2290 02:48:11,803 --> 02:48:14,939 ‐ So, do you agree, you think it's time to sell? 2291 02:48:14,939 --> 02:48:17,075 ‐ If it's what you want, that's what I want. 2292 02:48:17,075 --> 02:48:18,876 Lucy: Wait, but, but... 2293 02:48:18,876 --> 02:48:20,945 I thought I was gonna take over the restaurant after college? 2294 02:48:20,945 --> 02:48:25,083 ‐ Oh, honey, you're so young. Is that what you really want? 2295 02:48:27,051 --> 02:48:30,121 ‐ (Under his breath) Come on... 2296 02:48:30,121 --> 02:48:31,723 ‐ No... 2297 02:48:35,026 --> 02:48:36,761 No, I mean I guess I thought that I did, 2298 02:48:36,761 --> 02:48:39,030 but, but... not anymore. 2299 02:48:39,030 --> 02:48:40,798 ‐ Whoa‐whoa‐whoa‐whoa‐whoa. 2300 02:48:40,798 --> 02:48:42,834 Wait just a flippin' minute here. 2301 02:48:42,834 --> 02:48:45,136 Anyone stop to think that maybe I wanted to run 2302 02:48:45,136 --> 02:48:47,138 the family business? All: (Laughing) 2303 02:48:47,138 --> 02:48:48,806 ‐ No, not at all. ‐ Yeah... 2304 02:48:48,806 --> 02:48:50,808 ‐ Come on, bro, let's be real. ‐ No, not even a little. 2305 02:48:50,808 --> 02:48:53,144 ‐ Well, why not? I mean, you didn't really think that like... 2306 02:48:53,144 --> 02:48:55,146 I'm gonna be, you know, a deadbeat musician 2307 02:48:55,146 --> 02:48:58,082 living in the basement for the rest of my life, right? 2308 02:48:58,082 --> 02:49:00,084 ‐ Honey, you can't even do your own laundry, 2309 02:49:00,084 --> 02:49:01,786 much less run a business. 2310 02:49:01,786 --> 02:49:04,822 ‐ Oh, right, right, yeah. I'm dumb, yeah. 2311 02:49:04,822 --> 02:49:07,158 I'm so dumb that I've been saving money 2312 02:49:07,158 --> 02:49:09,027 and taking online courses ‐ for what? ‐ 2313 02:49:09,027 --> 02:49:10,762 for restaurant management. 2314 02:49:10,762 --> 02:49:11,863 ‐ Oh! ‐ Yeah, you know what? 2315 02:49:11,863 --> 02:49:13,031 I actually got some... (Clucks tongue) 2316 02:49:13,031 --> 02:49:14,866 some ideas bouncing around the old noggin' 2317 02:49:14,866 --> 02:49:16,868 and some of them are... (snaps fingers) pretty good. 2318 02:49:16,868 --> 02:49:19,237 ‐ Okay, look, why don't we talk about this after dinner, 2319 02:49:19,237 --> 02:49:22,106 all right? After all, it is Thanksgiving. 2320 02:49:22,106 --> 02:49:23,875 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Ow! Help! 2321 02:49:25,009 --> 02:49:27,879 (Grunts of effort) 2322 02:49:30,281 --> 02:49:31,783 ‐ My turkey. 2323 02:49:32,150 --> 02:50:14,392 Uhh, awkward.... aaannnnd AWESOME! 2324 02:50:14,392 --> 02:50:15,560 Awesome mostly. 2325 02:50:15,560 --> 02:50:17,995 JCPENNEY. REMEMBER THE LITTLE THINGS. 2326 02:50:30,708 --> 02:50:33,010 JCPENNEY. 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All: (Laughing) 2380 02:54:58,109 --> 02:55:00,244 Leo: Call it... 2381 02:55:00,244 --> 02:55:02,380 pizza on a stick. 2382 02:55:02,380 --> 02:55:05,216 ‐ Pizza on a stick. (Laughs) This guy. 2383 02:55:05,216 --> 02:55:07,018 You know what? I like it. 2384 02:55:07,018 --> 02:55:09,286 Not bad, kid. Not bad. 2385 02:55:09,286 --> 02:55:11,188 Leo: Uh, maybe we could uh... 2386 02:55:11,188 --> 02:55:14,158 sell it out of our new drive‐thru window. 2387 02:55:14,158 --> 02:55:16,293 Jerry: Drive‐thru pizza. That's not bad. 2388 02:55:16,293 --> 02:55:18,029 That's, that's great, kid. 2389 02:55:18,029 --> 02:55:22,066 You know, how do you feel about partnering up? 2390 02:55:22,066 --> 02:55:23,401 ‐ Hey... 2391 02:55:23,401 --> 02:55:25,403 ♪ You don't feel nothin' ♪ 2392 02:55:25,403 --> 02:55:27,204 ♪ Isn't it something ♪ 2393 02:55:27,204 --> 02:55:29,507 ♪ How quickly your honesty ♪ 2394 02:55:29,507 --> 02:55:31,242 ‐ I'm so confused. 2395 02:55:32,343 --> 02:55:34,278 ‐ Jordan, I have a confession to make. 2396 02:55:36,447 --> 02:55:38,149 (Sighs) 2397 02:55:38,149 --> 02:55:39,450 The truth is... 2398 02:55:43,320 --> 02:55:45,156 I love strawberries. 2399 02:55:45,156 --> 02:55:48,192 ‐ What? ‐ I do. 2400 02:55:48,192 --> 02:55:50,027 I love them. 2401 02:55:52,029 --> 02:55:54,398 I always have. I‐I love... 2402 02:55:54,398 --> 02:55:57,268 strawberry ice creams and shortcake, 2403 02:55:57,268 --> 02:56:00,438 and I haven't had strawberries in five years because of you. 2404 02:56:03,140 --> 02:56:05,276 And I miss them. 2405 02:56:05,276 --> 02:56:08,212 ‐ Oh... okay. 2406 02:56:11,482 --> 02:56:15,486 ‐ In high school, all I wanted was to be your girlfriend 2407 02:56:15,486 --> 02:56:17,488 and live in our small town 2408 02:56:17,488 --> 02:56:19,423 and play it safe the rest of my life. 2409 02:56:19,423 --> 02:56:21,292 ‐ That doesn't sound so bad. 2410 02:56:21,292 --> 02:56:23,127 ‐ Yeah, I know and it's not... 2411 02:56:24,428 --> 02:56:26,197 for some people. 2412 02:56:28,399 --> 02:56:30,067 But not for me. 2413 02:56:31,168 --> 02:56:34,371 These last few days have shown me that... 2414 02:56:34,371 --> 02:56:38,242 that I just need to get out of my comfort zone, 2415 02:56:38,242 --> 02:56:40,544 try something new and scare myself and... 2416 02:56:42,613 --> 02:56:45,249 maybe kiss someone else for a change. 2417 02:56:45,249 --> 02:56:47,218 ‐ Ouch. 2418 02:56:47,218 --> 02:56:49,487 ‐ I've been letting my fear of the future 2419 02:56:49,487 --> 02:56:51,122 keep me in the past. 2420 02:56:53,224 --> 02:56:56,193 And you were actually brave to wanna dump me. 2421 02:56:58,395 --> 02:57:00,197 ‐ Thanks. 2422 02:57:00,197 --> 02:57:02,099 ‐ Jordan, I'm... 2423 02:57:02,099 --> 02:57:04,235 I'm so sorry, but... 2424 02:57:06,070 --> 02:57:08,038 it's over. 2425 02:57:09,540 --> 02:57:11,509 I'm turkey dropping you. 2426 02:57:13,344 --> 02:57:14,478 ‐ You're whating me? 2427 02:57:16,413 --> 02:57:18,482 ♪ You been lying to yourself ♪ 2428 02:57:18,482 --> 02:57:20,284 ♪ Not just to me ♪ 2429 02:57:20,284 --> 02:57:23,120 ‐ Look it up. 2430 02:57:24,288 --> 02:57:29,260 ♪ 2431 02:57:29,260 --> 02:57:31,095 ‐ Well? 2432 02:57:31,095 --> 02:57:33,497 ‐ Mmm. Mmm! 2433 02:57:33,497 --> 02:57:36,400 Honestly? 2434 02:57:36,400 --> 02:57:38,435 That's the worst pie I've ever had in my life. 2435 02:57:38,435 --> 02:57:40,237 ‐ I know, it's so bad. 2436 02:57:40,237 --> 02:57:42,106 Ugh... (Pie tin clanks) 2437 02:57:43,307 --> 02:57:44,508 Hey, you never told me 2438 02:57:44,508 --> 02:57:47,178 how you knew about the offer from Boise State. 2439 02:57:49,180 --> 02:57:51,448 ‐ Oh, yeah, that. 2440 02:57:51,448 --> 02:57:53,284 That must've been the day that you... 2441 02:57:53,284 --> 02:57:55,252 came down and heard my music. 2442 02:57:55,252 --> 02:57:57,388 You dropped your ear buds. 2443 02:57:57,388 --> 02:58:00,391 Took 'em back to your room. I saw the letter on your desk. 2444 02:58:02,226 --> 02:58:03,460 I wanted to say something, 2445 02:58:03,460 --> 02:58:05,996 but I didn't want you to think I was some kind of stalker. 2446 02:58:09,366 --> 02:58:12,069 ‐ Stalker... ‐ (Chuckles) 2447 02:58:14,371 --> 02:58:16,574 Happy Thanksgiving, Lucy. 2448 02:58:16,574 --> 02:58:19,510 ‐ Happy Thanksgiving, Dean. 2449 02:58:19,510 --> 02:58:21,245 Both: (Chuckle) ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2450 02:58:21,245 --> 02:58:24,381 ♪ All my life ♪ 2451 02:58:24,381 --> 02:58:26,417 ♪ I was waiting ♪ 2452 02:58:26,417 --> 02:58:29,353 ♪ For you ♪ 2453 02:58:29,353 --> 02:58:31,088 ♪ Now I've got ♪ 2454 02:58:33,157 --> 02:58:36,126 ♪ Something to lose... ♪ 2455 02:58:36,126 --> 02:58:38,495 ‐ Hey! Are you not coming to the Christmas party? 2456 02:58:38,495 --> 02:58:41,165 ‐ Can't. I have to finish this essay. 2457 02:58:41,165 --> 02:58:43,434 ‐ Well, you know, Amanda, this is college. 2458 02:58:43,434 --> 02:58:47,504 Sometimes you need to get outta your room and live a little. 2459 02:58:47,504 --> 02:58:49,440 ‐ Are those my flipflops? 2460 02:58:49,440 --> 02:58:52,176 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 2461 02:58:52,176 --> 02:58:54,511 ♪ Fa‐la‐la‐la‐la la‐la la la ♪ 2462 02:58:54,511 --> 02:58:57,214 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 2463 02:58:59,483 --> 02:59:02,319 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ 2464 02:59:02,319 --> 02:59:05,055 ♪ Fa‐la‐la‐la‐la la‐la la la ♪ 2465 02:59:05,055 --> 02:59:07,291 ♪ Troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪ 2466 02:59:07,291 --> 02:59:10,261 ♪ Fa‐la‐la‐la‐la la‐la la la ♪ 2467 02:59:10,261 --> 02:59:12,196 (Phone rings) 2468 02:59:12,196 --> 02:59:15,199 ‐ Merry Christmas, Arizona girl. 2469 02:59:15,199 --> 02:59:17,434 ‐ Merry Christmas, soon‐to‐be Arizona guy. 2470 02:59:17,434 --> 02:59:19,370 ‐ Well, it's not for sure yet, 2471 02:59:19,370 --> 02:59:21,372 but my grad‐school application is officially in. 2472 02:59:21,372 --> 02:59:23,340 Your parents wrote an awesome recommendation letter. 2473 02:59:23,340 --> 02:59:26,176 ‐ Your mother wrote it all. She's the brains of the operation. 2474 02:59:26,176 --> 02:59:28,412 ‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa! Dad, dad, your hair's blue! 2475 02:59:28,412 --> 02:59:30,314 ‐ (Laughs) I know that clown at the salon 2476 02:59:30,314 --> 02:59:31,515 turned me into a Smurf. 2477 02:59:31,515 --> 02:59:33,450 ‐ Jamal thought it would be festive for our cruise. 2478 02:59:33,450 --> 02:59:35,386 Honey, are you sure you don't mind us leaving 2479 02:59:35,386 --> 02:59:37,488 during your Christmas break? ‐ Mom, no. 2480 02:59:37,488 --> 02:59:39,256 No, I'm excited for you guys. 2481 02:59:39,256 --> 02:59:41,158 And anyway, I'll see you before you go‐‐ 2482 02:59:41,158 --> 02:59:44,295 Leo: Hey! No, no, no personal calls on company time! 2483 02:59:44,295 --> 02:59:46,330 Come on, this tree ain't gonna decorate itself. 2484 02:59:46,330 --> 02:59:48,532 Let's go, people! ‐ Ciao, Luciana! 2485 02:59:48,532 --> 02:59:50,567 ‐ You're so sexy when you're in charge. 2486 02:59:50,567 --> 02:59:52,236 ‐ I'm not sure the tree works there. 2487 02:59:52,236 --> 02:59:54,171 I think it's better in front of the window. 2488 02:59:54,171 --> 02:59:56,407 ‐ Trust me, I got vision. ‐ Honey, you retired. 2489 02:59:56,407 --> 02:59:59,576 Let's let the new management put the tree where he wants. 2490 02:59:59,576 --> 03:00:02,313 ‐ Help? Please come home. 2491 03:00:02,313 --> 03:00:04,481 ‐ (Laughs) I'll be there in two days. 2492 03:00:04,481 --> 03:00:06,317 ‐ It's the longest two days of my life. 2493 03:00:06,317 --> 03:00:08,185 ‐ Mine too. 2494 03:00:09,553 --> 03:00:11,121 ‐ Bye, Mean Dean. 2495 03:00:11,121 --> 03:00:12,990 ‐ Bye, Lucy... 2496 03:00:14,358 --> 03:00:19,430 ♪ 2497 03:00:19,430 --> 03:00:21,999 ♪ Fa‐la‐la‐la‐la la‐la la la ♪ 2498 03:00:23,133 --> 03:00:25,402 ♪ Come get your eggnog ♪ 2499 03:00:25,402 --> 03:00:27,271 ♪ Go watch the snow fall ♪ 2500 03:00:27,271 --> 03:00:30,040 ♪ Fa‐la‐la‐la‐la We gonna deck the halls ♪ 188091

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