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[ Static ]
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♪ My dreams are all dead
and buried ♪
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♪ Sometimes I wish that sun
would just explode ♪
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♪ When God comes to carry me
to his Kingdom ♪
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♪ I'll take all you
sons of bitches when I go ♪
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♪ Let it blow My turn.
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Hell no.Hey, man, let me drive
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that thing, come on!Do not touch the trim!
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What the hell
you doin'?
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Well, I'm -- I'm dumping
garbage in the garbage ditch.
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The garbage ditch?!
No!
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I done told you
you separate the glass
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and your plastics
and you dump those
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in the recycling ditch.Like this?
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Then you pour used
motor oil on these
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car batteries, and that's
how you set it on fire.
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Then the smoke rises
up to the sky
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where Jesus turns it into
white, fluffy clouds.
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So that's how
recycling works?
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Well, it takes
a few extra steps,
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but it's the right
thing to do.
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[ Groans ]
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What the hell is this?
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Ooh! It's one of
them jade eggs
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you put up
your vajayjay.
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It's for
a spiritual detox.
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Oh!
Give me that!
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This here is
an authentic cannonball
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from the war betweenst
the states.
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I guess Sherman
must have dropped it
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on his march
to burn up Atlanta.
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Atlanta didn't
never burn!
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Atlanta was a false flag
operation,
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and Abraham Lincoln
was a crisis actor.
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We stopped ol' Sherman
dead in his tracks right here!
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The Repulsion of the siege
of Cuyler Mountain.
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My great-grandaddy,
your step-brother,
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Jefferson Beauxregard Cuyler,
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single-handedly defended
this mountain
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from a Union brigade
for two straight days
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using nothing but one single
solitary cannonball.
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Granny: Didn't even
have a cannon.
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Are you saying that this could
be that very cannonball?
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The one and the same!
Come on!
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This is a priceless relic
of the Confederacy!
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Oh, we gonna donate it
to the museum or somethin'?
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Nope.
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[ Groans ]
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Die, Yankee!
Whoo!
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The South's
gonna rise again!
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Hey!
Whoo!
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That's my car, Early.
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Hell, I know.
We staging a reenactment.
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Your car is the Yankees,
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and it ain't going
well for y'all.
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Rusty, get away
from that projectile.
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Aw, it ain't
gonna blow up.
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I been trying to explode
this damn thing all morning.
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Early! Hmm.
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Looks like a six-inch bore.
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Feels like, hmm...
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about 18 pounds.
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This ordinance
is worth some money.
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Well, we ain't
sellin' it.
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Daddy says this cannonball
is priceless.
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Hold on, shut up.
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What kind of price
you talkin' 'bout?
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My buddy Ollie buys
and sells relics like these.
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He's an expert on the Civil War
and a super-cool guy.
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Sharif! What are you
thinkin' bringin'
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a potentially
explosive ordinance
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to my Civil War
replica booth?
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You want to blow my priceless
inventory sky-high?
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[ Gunshot ]Oh, my Lord!
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Early!
Don't do that again.
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Talkin' about
it's just a dud.
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How much you
give me for it?
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Stand back, everyone.
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[ Gasps ]
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I see a dewy field.
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This is
my favorite part.
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Early morning, 1864,
a low fog hangs over the valley.
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The tension can be cut
with the blade of a bayonet,
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and it'll need to be,
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as gunpowder
is in dangerously short supply.
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The soldiers are merely boys
striving to become men,
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but many of them will greet the
sunset as corpses on this day.
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And I've lost it.
I can't see any more.
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Sharif, set up
the podcast equipment.
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All right.We need to get out
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the episode right now.
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I'm sorry, Ollie,
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I think I left the windscreen
back at the house.
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Fine. We'll just pop our P's
straight into the laptop
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like a couple
of amateurs!
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You're the most
pitiful producer!
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What do you
even provide?
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Damn, Sheriff, you gonna let him
talk to you like that?
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Just whose bitch are you,
his or mine?
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Uh, I brought you a guest.
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I mean, Early here found
this cannonball.
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We could have him on.
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Yep.
Oh!
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The bloodiest battle
of the Civil War
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was fought on my land
with this very ball.
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Oh, that's funny,
'cause I always thought
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Chickamauga
was the bloodiest.
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But what would I know?
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I'm only the author of three
self-published
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e-books on the subject.
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And three, two...
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[ Music plays ]
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Whoo, a rebel yell
and a hi-howdy-do, guys!
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Welcome to the Podcast
of Northern Aggression.
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I'm your host,
Oliver Peppercorn,
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I'm poppin' my P's
all over the place, Sharif.
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Who do I have with me today?Um...
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-Closer to the mic.
-Uh...
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My name's
Earlan Jubal Stonewall Cuyler,
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and this here is
my world-famous cannonball --
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the Sherman Slayer.
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Yeah, yeah.Closer, Early.
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My great-grandaddy held off
all of Sherman's army
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for two whole months
in the dead of winter.
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He killed 150 mans with this
single cannonball,
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and he'd climb up
in the tree
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and drop it on their heads
like a big ol' coconut!
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Even old Bill Sherman hisself
couldn't stop it.
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Hey, you get down
from there. Oh!
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Well, that sounds
like a blatant lie.
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But your ordinance
appears to be authentic.
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But some pockmarks
and the aging,
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I suppose I could tender...
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$10 for it.
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Why, that's
a $50 ball, Oliver.
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And there we go!
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Watch as my profit margin sinks
like the Merrimack.
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Every time you speak, Sharif,
it costs me money.
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Wha-hoo!
Hell yeah!
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We gonna find us
some more money balls
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right where that
one come from.
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Man, you told me there's
just -- just one ball.
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You think my great-grandaddy
took out a whole army
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with just
one damn ball?
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Hell no!
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He had a whole sumbitchin'
arsenal of balls.
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Well, he had one
magic ball
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that would hit people
in the head...
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...and return back to him
just like a boomerang.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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He could shake that thing,
and it had a little window
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in it that would pop up
and tell him
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where the opposing
troops was.
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Our land is chock full
of them $50 balls,
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and we gonna find
every last one of 'em!
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All right, Granny!
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Aah!
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Sift through this dirt and try
to find some more cannonballs.
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[ Muffled ]
I don't see none.
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Well, keep looking!
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Hell, I know they're here,
'cause I said so!
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[ Siren wails ]
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Good news, y'all!
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Ollie investigated
the Repulsion
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of the Siege
of Cuyler Mountain,
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and he feels like
there's something to it.
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Yes, there was
a certain incident
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that merits re-enactment.
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I told you, didn't I?
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This here is where ol'
Sherman met his maker.
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Lincoln, too --
probably.
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And we'll cover the whole
enchilada live on the podcast.
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We also done and found
some more priceless relics,
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so we can sell 'em
for the right prices.
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This here is
an authentic plastic
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Mountain Dew bottle
from 1865.
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And this here is
Robert E. Lee's personal...
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[ Grunts ]
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...tree root.
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I appraise all of it
at say...
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$50, like you done
for the ball.
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No, thank you.
I'm just here
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to stage a historically
accurate version of
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"your little battle."
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Why you do that with
your fingers like that?
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Whoo-hoo! A rebel yell
and a hi-howdy-do, guys.
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Welcome to the Podcast
of Northern Aggression's
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live re-enactment of
the "Siege of Cuyler Mountain."
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Gimme that!
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And be sure to come by
my munitions depot
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afterwards to purchase some
authentic Civil War cannonballs!
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They come in historically
accurate weights,
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sizes, and colors.
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[ Sniffs ]
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Damn, that's good.
[ Exhales deeply ]
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That explains the
smash-and-grab
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at the bowling alley
last night.
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Keep your
face down, Denny!
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Ollie will tear
you a new one
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if he sees his corpses out here
chit-chatting like this.
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[ Clear throat ] Dead soldier,
shut your yap hole.
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Give me some smoke.
Need to set the mood.
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Oh, okay, I got it.
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A Yankee rout has scattered
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the Confederate battalion
to the winds.
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Dead bodies of brave men
litter the grounds.
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A lone, eight-legged
figure emerges
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from a rotted tree trunk.
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This is
Jefferson Beauxregard Cuyler.
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-Whoo!
-To the north, the enemy waits,
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which is why
Jefferson Beauxregard Cuyler
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turns tail to head south,
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halting only to abscond with
a cannonball for personal gain.
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This cast-iron ball
should fetch a pretty penny.
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And I'll sell in town
and spend my two bits
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on a lady of ill repute,
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filling her with my
crippling gonorrhea.
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Oh, I call bullshit!
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Ain't no Cuyler gonna
disclose that he had
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the damn gonorrhea.
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It's true.
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They don't tell you
till afterwards.
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Please don't
interrupt the flow.
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Thank you.
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Young Jefferson rolled the ball
for two days straight,
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all the way
from Lexington.
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Pshaw.
I sure have built up
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a mighty hankering
for food now.
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He opened his rucksack
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and looked through
his meager rations,
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but there was no salted
pork, no hardtack.
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Perhaps this coat will make
for a mighty lean broth.
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And so, being
an uneducated rube,
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he boiled the coat
in muddy creek water,
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making for a thin
nutritionalist gruel
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which he called
rebel broth.
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That's a secret family recipe
you're giving out!
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He needed his strength
to kill ol' Sherman with
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the one cannonball,
like I done and told ya!
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Get on to that part!
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Unfortunately, the lead
from the coat buttons
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leeched into Jefferson's mind
and his body.
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[ Coughing ]
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And his final hours were spent
hallucinating that he was
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Rififi,
Queen of the Birds,
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trying to hatch
and eggling.
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Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
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I am Rififi,
queen of all birds!
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00:09:15,071 --> 00:09:17,351
Hatch forth, my prince!That didn't happen!
250
00:09:17,384 --> 00:09:19,184
I have the diaries!
251
00:09:19,213 --> 00:09:22,913
Jefferson expired from
a combination of lead poisoning
252
00:09:22,941 --> 00:09:24,631
and an easily-curable infection
253
00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:27,387
gotten from self-pleasuring
with a poison sumac leaf.
254
00:09:27,428 --> 00:09:28,878
[ Groans ]
255
00:09:28,913 --> 00:09:32,093
A less dignified death
could not be imagined.
256
00:09:32,123 --> 00:09:33,063
The end.
257
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[ Applause ]Thank y'all.
258
00:09:35,057 --> 00:09:36,607
Yeah, thank y'all.Oh, no!
259
00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:37,885
Whoa, whoa, hold it!
Hold it!
260
00:09:37,922 --> 00:09:39,032
You skipped the scene
where he fights off
261
00:09:39,061 --> 00:09:40,301
an entire Union battalion
262
00:09:40,338 --> 00:09:42,308
for two damn months
in the dead of winter.
263
00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:43,480
Oh, I'm sorry.
264
00:09:43,513 --> 00:09:46,033
We didn't do that scene
because that didn't happen!
265
00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:47,968
What the hell?!Sheriff: Wait a minute!
266
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You -- you had us
get all dressed up
267
00:09:49,727 --> 00:09:51,247
in period-specific
costumes
268
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just to lay face-down
in a damn mud puddle?
269
00:09:53,938 --> 00:09:55,768
Stop flapping
your gums, Sharif,
270
00:09:55,802 --> 00:09:57,182
you're still
a corpse, remember?
271
00:09:57,217 --> 00:09:59,907
Boom! That there
is how it went down!
272
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Boom! Boom!
273
00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:02,911
Hey, Sheriff, people need
to see the truth!
274
00:10:02,947 --> 00:10:05,047
Yeah, that sounds
like more fun.
275
00:10:05,087 --> 00:10:07,117
-Yeah, let's do this one.
-Hell yeah!
276
00:10:07,158 --> 00:10:08,778
-I'm down with that.
-Bam!
277
00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:10,055
Ping, pow!
Yeah.
278
00:10:10,092 --> 00:10:11,782
All right,
help me down on this.
279
00:10:11,818 --> 00:10:14,788
This is not
how it happened, y'all!
280
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Ow, Sharif!
281
00:10:16,236 --> 00:10:17,786
Stand down, soldier.
282
00:10:17,824 --> 00:10:19,244
Yeah, the truth hurts,
don't it, Ollie?
283
00:10:19,273 --> 00:10:21,313
You're off
the podcast, Sharif.
284
00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:24,694
And give me back my ball.
I paid $50 for that.
285
00:10:24,727 --> 00:10:26,347
Oh, I'll give you
your ball back.
286
00:10:26,384 --> 00:10:27,774
Fire!
287
00:10:27,799 --> 00:10:28,899
[ Laughter ]Oh, my Lord!
288
00:10:28,938 --> 00:10:30,458
You're lucky
this ball is--
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00:10:30,491 --> 00:10:33,011
[ Explosion, glass shatters ]
290
00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:35,458
Wow.
291
00:10:35,496 --> 00:10:36,946
Whoa.
292
00:10:36,981 --> 00:10:39,361
We just saw
a dude die.
293
00:10:41,710 --> 00:10:43,230
Here, taste this.
294
00:10:43,263 --> 00:10:45,093
[ Slurps ]
295
00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:46,057
Um...
296
00:10:46,093 --> 00:10:47,373
It needs
a little more coat.
297
00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:50,925
Yeah, rebel broth ain't
no good without wool coat.
298
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,130
Well, you can take
my coat,
299
00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:53,888
'cause I'm done
with the Civil War.
300
00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:55,449
And I'm done
with Ollie.
301
00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:57,902
The podcast is over.
302
00:10:57,933 --> 00:10:59,763
[ Slurps ]
303
00:10:59,797 --> 00:11:01,067
When is this supposed
to kick in?
304
00:11:01,108 --> 00:11:03,838
Yeah, I think
I'm feelin' somethin'.
305
00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:05,460
Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
306
00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:07,252
[ Laughs ]
She's tweaking!
307
00:11:07,287 --> 00:11:08,317
Ca-caw!
Ca-caw!
308
00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:09,457
Caw, caw!
309
00:11:09,496 --> 00:11:11,946
I feel it, too!
310
00:11:13,362 --> 00:11:16,992
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