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WWW.MY-SUBS.COM
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I have to fly to
Roswell, New Mexico.
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-For how long?
-Indefinitely.
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Previously on
Now Apocalypse:
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Don't you ever get
bizarre premonitions?
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Help me!
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They keep fucking me.
They won't stop.
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Remember my cam
client, Worm?
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Is this the pee guy?
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Here you go.
My phone number's on
there, too, you know.
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I... have a-
a girlfriend.
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Oops.
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I'm in fucking love.
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It--it just feels right.
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And, unlike Gabriel,
he doesn't disappear
every five seconds.
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-Carly?!-Oh, my God.
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Do you ever think
about the future?
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Our future, you mean?
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Not just our future.
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Like, in general.
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Sure, of course.
Why?
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Sometimes...
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I think about the future,
and I get super tense...
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and anxious...
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and I feel this horrible
black dread churning in
the pit of my stomach,
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like a tumor.
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But, lately, I just...
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feel kind of happy.
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I'm gonna take a shower now,
if that's OK.
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Of course.
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Yeah, I just, uh,
feel a little crusty
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from last night.
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I kind of like the idea of
you walking around all day
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with my dry cum
on you, but...
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Wow, well...
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If you put it that way...
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I'm just kidding...
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But not really 'cause
it's really fucking hot.
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How about I take a shower,
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and then you can come
on me again, if you want.
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Deal.
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So, what do you
want to do today?
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I don't know.
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It's so rare that
you have a day off.
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So, we could hang out
in the daytime.
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I know.
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Let's eat a giant
breakfast somewhere
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and then do something
random, like...
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Have you ever
been to the zoo?
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No, but that
sounds awesome.
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OK, cool.
It's a plan.
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Why have you been
ignoring my messages?
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I need to get
ready for work.
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Well, I need to talk to you.
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How could you not tell me
that you're a prostitute?
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OK, PC term is
'sex worker'.
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And I'm just a cam girl.
I-I don't do full service.
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Oh, my God. What if
you gave me AIDS?
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You can't get AIDS
from Skyping, you idiot!
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-What the fuck
are you doing?-Ah, fuck!
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God, that really hurt.
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It's just...
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-I can't believe you kept
this a secret from me. -I know.
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I am truly sorry that
I was not honest with you
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from the beginning.
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It's fucked up,
and I-I own that.
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I should've told
you the truth.
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I just... didn't know how.
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Are you still leaving
today, or what?
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Yes, tonight.
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And I have a lot of
preparations to make,
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so I'm feeling
quite overwhelmed.
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Well, have you given
any thought at all
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to what's gonna
happen with us?
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I have.
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And unfortunately, there
is no simple resolution
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that you will likely
want to hear.
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What is that
supposed to mean?
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What are you doing
looking at my phone?
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I wasn't looking
at your phone.
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You left it
on the table.
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And you still haven't
answered my question.
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Just tell me,
whatever it is.
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I just want everything
to be out in the open
between us.
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You jerk off while these guys
pay money to watch you?
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I mean, what do
they make you do?
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They don't make
me do anything.
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I'm not a victim, Jethro.
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I like camming.
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What do you
mean you like it?
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It's degrading.
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So, i-it's degrading
for me to do it,
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but not for you
to watch it?
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It's degrading for
me to watch it, too.
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Now where are
you going?
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I-I'm so tired of
arguing with you.
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I don't have
time for this.
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Ford, this imposed
hiatus might actually be
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an opportunity
masquerading as a problem.
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What are you
talking about?
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It offers us a chance
to evaluate and reassess
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our relationship
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with fresh objectivity.
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OK, maybe you need time
to evaluate and reassess,
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but I don't.
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I have my freaking
Starz meeting later,
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and I still need
to get ready,
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and thanks to you,
my fucking eyes are all puffy.
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I look like a mutant.
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You're not even
listening to me.
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I am listening!
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OK.
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I accept your apology,
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and I appreciate you
admitting that you were wrong.
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And I am working very
hard to find the strength
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within myself
to forgive you,
which is not easy!
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But it's like my mom was
saying when I was talking
to her last night--
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Wait, you--you talked
to your mom about this?
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Yeah, I talk to my mom
about everything.
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What?
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OK, I...
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literally cannot deal
with this right now.
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I need you to leave.
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I keep telling you that
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if this is going too fast,
or if it's too much,
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then just say so.
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And I told you,
it's not too fast.
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Gabriel was someone
that I was seeing
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like, very briefly.
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Before I even met you.
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So, what?
He's just some...
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random hookup that
won't leave you alone?
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No. No, it's...
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it's a--it's a little bit more
complicated than that.
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What do you mean
'complicated'?
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I really need to prep
for my meeting.
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I just need time alone.
I just need to think.
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I'm not kidding, Jethro.
I want you to go.
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Well, can we talk
about this later?
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Yeah... or...
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No. I-I don't know.
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Just let me think about it.
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I'm gonna be 100%
honest with you
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because I re--I really, really
want this to work with us.
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All right.
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I met Gabriel a couple
weeks before I met you,
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and... I felt this
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strange, intense
connection with him.
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I thought it was gonna turn
into something significant,
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but it didn't.
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Why? Why not?
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With me and him,
it was like chaos.
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Hot and cold melodrama,
unlike us.
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With me and you,
it's no bullshit.
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There's no mystery.
It's just--
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-It's boring.
-No! Fuck!
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It's real!
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You're real.
We are real.
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Oh, my God, Isaac.
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Don't you get it, Sev?
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I love you.
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No ifs, ands, or buts.
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Without a single
doubt in my mind.
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Do you not feel the
same way about me?
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You never say, "I love you."
You always just say, "Me too."
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Ford...
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I told you many times
how deeply I care for you.
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Do you love me?
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Do you?
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Oh, my God.
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You don't fucking love me.
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No, I do love you.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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All this time I thought
if I just tried
as hard as I could
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to make you happy...
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you don't fucking love me.
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That explains everything.
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It all finally
makes sense now.
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I think that
maybe we should...
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We should take a break.
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What? No, just...
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Just slow... Just--just
slow down for a second.
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Isaac, I-I-I love you.
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Don't say that to me.
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It's true.
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I told you. My ex wanted
to be with other people.
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I don't want to be
with other people.
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I wanna be with you.
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You say that,
but I don't think
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that you even know
what you want anymore.
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Please don't...
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Don't do this.
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Please. I'm f-fucking
begging you.
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I really do have the
deepest feelings for you,
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but it's evident that
my presence in your life
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causes you tremendous
grief and anguish.
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Yeah, sometimes.
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So...
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since you are clearly
in no state to be...
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rational right now,
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it's up to me to be the
strong one in this situation.
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It's probably.
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Therefore, although
it pains me terribly,
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I've come to
the conclusion
that it's best...
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if we stop seeing each other.
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Wait...
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are you breaking
up with me?
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Fuck!
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Jethro...
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Uly?
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Oh, no. Baby.
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Oh, no.
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Are you sure that
you're gonna be OK?
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Don't worry about me.
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Just go to your meeting
and kill it.
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Oh, my God, dude.
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I am so nervous, like,
my hands are shaking.
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Should I just reschedule
the whole thing?
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Fuck, no. Are you
kidding me?
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OK, um...
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Look, you can stay for
as long as you want, OK?
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Watch TV,
take a nap.
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I don't have much food
in the fridge, but--
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Yeah, I'll be fine.
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I'm just gonna
lie here, and...
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quietly expire.
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And the fact that you are
even half-heartedly joking
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is an encouraging sign.
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Speaking of signs,
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how weird is it that
we both broke up
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at literally the
exact same moment?
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Mercury must be in
retrograde or something.
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Yeah, I didn't really
'break up' with Jethro,
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we're just,
I don't know,
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in limbo, I guess.
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Hello?
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Uly?
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Ford?
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Is this, uh...
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is this helping any?
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Not really, bro.
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How about you?
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Are you not
coming inside?
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Nah, gonna go for
a drive, I think.
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You sure?
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Yeah...
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All right. Well, let
me know if you need
anything or whatever.
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OK... thanks.
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Is it...?
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Oof, it's Barnabus.
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I, I texted him yesterday
with some questions
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about the rewrite.
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Yeah.
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So, what'd he say?
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He's going to Bali
for six months on
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a spiritual cleanse.
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He's putting
"Meet Your Maker"
on indefinite hold.
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Oh, dude.
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Fuck.
259
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:06,829
Carly?
260
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,439
Hi.
261
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,919
Oh, my God!
262
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,268
It's so nice
to meet you.
263
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,661
I am such a fan.
264
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,228
Oh.
265
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,186
Really? Well, uh,
thank you.
266
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:17,797
"Sluts" is amazing.
267
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,711
I am full-on
obsessed with it!
268
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,104
Anyway, Andrew's
ready for you.
269
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,236
I'll take you back.
270
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,892
Not to geek out
on you or anything,
271
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,720
but I have been
looking forward to you
coming in all week.
272
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,287
Andrew, the exec
you're meeting with,
273
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:31,767
is super savvy
and smart.
274
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:32,942
He reallygets it.
275
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,726
That's great.
276
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,990
You know that scene
in episode one,
277
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,730
where your boyfriend
gets all emo about
about your vibrator?
278
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,341
The other day,
I actually caught
279
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:41,821
my boyfriend
unplugging my bullet
280
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:42,691
while he thought
I was asleep.
281
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,606
For real!
282
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,042
Sabotaging your
girlfriend's
vibrator battery
283
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,696
is the modern-day
chastity belt.
284
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,089
You're so fucking
funny. I love you.
285
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,394
Oh, thanks.
286
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,440
So, just FYI,
287
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,920
Andrew actually hasn't had
time to watch your show yet.
288
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,312
Wait... what?
289
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,184
But don't worry.
290
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,707
Me and all the
other assistants
291
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,317
love you so fucking much,
we told him,
292
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,841
"Are you kidding me?"
293
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,059
"You have to
meet with her."
294
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,236
Here we are.
295
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,804
Now go in there, and
knock it out of the park.
296
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,331
Oh, my God.
297
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,681
OK...
298
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,699
Hey...
299
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,577
Excuse me?
300
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:44,971
Thank you.
301
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:52,152
Hello? WOMAN: Ford?
302
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,591
Hi, Mom.
303
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,636
How are you doing,
sweetheart?
304
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,334
Not so good.
305
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:01,291
Oh no, what's the matter, baby?
306
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,903
Severine. She...
307
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:06,862
She...
308
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,431
We- we broke up today.
309
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,348
Oh, honey.
I'm so sorry to hear that.
310
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,436
Thank you, Mom.
311
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,831
So, how are--how are
you and Dad doing?
312
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,703
Well sweetheart,
313
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,009
that's actually
why I'm calling.
314
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,187
That is so whack.
315
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:30,277
Even by our world's
dubious standards.
316
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:31,626
Did he ask you
to pee on him?
317
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,411
Not fucking funny.
318
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,196
Sorry.
319
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,676
I was really counting
on Starz to save my ass
320
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,941
from a future of endless
camming sessions.
321
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,291
I know. That fucking blows.
322
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,422
Anyway...
323
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,597
How you doin'?
324
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,338
Horrible.
325
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,253
But at least I'm
so stoned that I...
326
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,995
can't feel anything
besides a violent urge
327
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:55,650
to ransack a 7-Eleven
for some Funyuns.
328
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,347
Well, traffic's so bad
329
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,697
I won't be home
for, like, 100 hours,
330
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,873
so, uh, if you wanna
stop by later, though,
331
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,224
we can give ourselves
mani-pedis
332
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:07,705
and watch the death episode
of 13 Reasons Whyagain.
333
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,272
It's a date.
334
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,100
Hello? Sev?
335
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:13,059
I don't know why
you haven't returned
336
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,409
any of my calls because
I really, really need
337
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,106
to talk to you
before you leave.
338
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,021
I just got off the
phone with my mom,
339
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:22,546
and she gave me, like,
the worst news ever.
340
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:25,158
So just--just please call me
back when you get this, OK?
341
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:27,812
Please.
342
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,728
OK, goodbye.
343
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,086
Ford?
344
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,002
Cleopatra?
345
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,005
What are you doin' here?
346
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,919
What are you
doing here?
347
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,443
This is my
neighborhood bar.
348
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,053
-I'm meeting some
friends here later.
-Oh.
349
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,014
I've just--I've had...
350
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,843
I've had, like,
a really bad day.
351
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,107
Oh, no, Ford.
I'm so sorry.
352
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,673
Oh, it's OK.
353
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,023
I'm gonna be all right.
354
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:36,751
So, then,
355
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,709
on top of everything else,
my mom calls and tells me
356
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,711
she and my dad
just found out
357
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,018
that their financial planner
is involved in some kind of
358
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,412
Bernie Sanders
Fonzie scheme.
359
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,892
You mean Bernie
Madoff Ponzi scheme?
360
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,807
Yeah.
361
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,809
So, anyway, they lost
all of their money,
362
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,115
and now they can't
help me pay the rent
363
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,551
or give me
my allowance.
364
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,553
So, as of this moment,
365
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,948
I am totally screwed over
in the money department, too.
366
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,950
It's like my whole life...
367
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,952
is going down the toilet.
368
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,652
I don't mean to bum you
out with all my problems.
369
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:09,697
Are you kidding me?
370
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,003
I'm here to listen.
371
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,600
Is that the gear shift?
372
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:44,732
No, it's an automatic.
373
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:53,001
Oh, fuck.
374
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,611
It's even better
in real life.
375
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,265
Oh, thank you.
376
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:58,833
Oh!
377
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:00,922
Oh, shit!
378
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,621
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait. Stop.
379
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,275
-Wait, wait, wait, wait.-What's wrong?
380
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:07,755
I don't--I can't,
I can't. I can't.
381
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,452
Oh, it feels so good,
382
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,846
but it's just--it's too soon.
383
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:14,457
Are you sure?
It might help
you feel better.
384
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,459
Aw, you think?
385
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,200
Uh-huh.
386
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,680
Just close your eyes
387
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,856
and relax.
388
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,771
Mm, I don't know.
389
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,903
Don't worry, baby.
You're gonna love it.
390
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:26,991
I promise.
391
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:30,647
Oh, f...
392
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,523
Oh, Cleopatra.
393
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:39,656
Ah, no!
394
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:40,657
No, no, no, no!
395
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,572
I'm sorry!
396
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,400
And I really like you,
and you're really pretty,
397
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,793
and my dick really,
really, reallywants to,
398
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:46,837
-but I can't!
-Aah!
399
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,017
Hello?
400
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,372
I-I don't mean
you any harm.
401
00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:27,721
I'm--I'm not
a robber or anything.
402
00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,028
I just wanna talk.
403
00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:45,782
Aah!
404
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,351
Please, please, please!
405
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:50,874
Please don't hurt me!
Please!
406
00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:51,832
Please!
407
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:52,963
Jesus!
408
00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:58,186
What do you want?
409
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:02,016
I have some questions.
410
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:03,670
And--and I just
want some answers.
411
00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:04,774
It's over.
412
00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:08,735
What do you mean?
413
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,869
I can't go on like this.
414
00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:17,221
I was like you.
415
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:19,572
I had a life.
416
00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:20,964
A girlfriend.
417
00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:23,097
An apartment.
418
00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:24,098
Did a few commercials.
419
00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,189
Then, one night, they came.
420
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:32,585
Was having
a rough patch.
421
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:35,588
I got evicted.
422
00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:38,199
My girlfriend
broke up with me.
423
00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,070
So, I was hammered
walking out of this bar.
424
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,902
That was the first
time they got me.
425
00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:49,166
Who?
426
00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:52,996
The Aliens.
427
00:23:56,565 --> 00:24:00,177
And ever since then,
they keep coming back.
428
00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:02,005
They keep...
429
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:03,442
fucking me
430
00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:05,226
over and over.
431
00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:07,228
And they won't stop.
432
00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:08,185
I beg them.
433
00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:09,535
I say...
434
00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:11,319
"Please, no more."
435
00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:13,408
"No more."
436
00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:17,760
But they just
keep fucking me.
437
00:24:24,811 --> 00:24:26,116
But that's not even
the worst part.
438
00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:29,206
About six months later...
439
00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:33,036
the babies come out.
440
00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:40,043
I can't do it anymore.
441
00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:41,871
I just can't.
442
00:24:57,757 --> 00:24:58,671
Here.
443
00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:01,543
Wha--what?
444
00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:02,892
Kill me.
445
00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:05,199
What?
446
00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,244
Kill me.
447
00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,072
I can't go on
living like this.
448
00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:10,813
No, no, I mean, no!
449
00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:11,988
What are you
talking about?
450
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:13,033
Please!
451
00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:14,774
Kill me!
452
00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:16,297
Anything is
better than this.
453
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:18,995
I'm begging you.
454
00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:21,041
No. Oh, my God! No!
455
00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:22,216
What--Just do it!
456
00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:24,174
Please!
457
00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:25,393
Kill me!
458
00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:28,004
Please!
459
00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:31,268
Please do it.
460
00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:33,183
-Please!
-Please!
461
00:25:33,314 --> 00:25:34,533
No! Stop,
are you crazy?
Get off me!
462
00:25:56,163 --> 00:25:57,599
Is everything
all right?
463
00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,732
Yes.
464
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,429
Can you inform the pilot
we're ready to take off?
465
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,473
We've got important
work to do.
466
00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:15,399
No.
467
00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:17,445
Don't...
468
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,709
Sev, don't...
469
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:21,928
No, Sev, don't go.
470
00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:26,715
No, Sev, don't.
471
00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:28,978
No.
472
00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:43,993
Oh, my God, Sev.
473
00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:47,257
No, no...
474
00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:53,133
Aah!
475
00:26:53,263 --> 00:26:55,614
Aah!
476
00:26:56,963 --> 00:26:58,094
Holy sh...
477
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,531
No, no...
478
00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:25,121
Um, are you still coming
over later, or what?
479
00:27:25,252 --> 00:27:26,253
Just let me know.
480
00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:39,005
Fuck.
481
00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:47,666
What do you want?
482
00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:48,667
I really need
to talk to you.
483
00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:53,019
-Are you gonna let me in?-You're drunk.
484
00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:55,282
There's no point in us
having a conversation
right now.
485
00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:57,023
Carly.
486
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:59,329
I'm serious.
Just go home, Jethro.
487
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,723
We can talk like
two adults tomorrow
when you're sober.
488
00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:03,986
Fight, fight, fight.
489
00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,162
All we ever do is fight.
490
00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:07,250
You know what we need?
491
00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:09,078
We need to cleanse
492
00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:10,732
this relationship
of negative energy.
493
00:28:10,863 --> 00:28:11,907
Do you have any sage?
494
00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:12,908
Seriously, Jethro!
495
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:14,954
Go home.
496
00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:24,311
OK, you know what? I...
497
00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:26,182
I really didn't want
to do it like this,
498
00:28:26,313 --> 00:28:27,618
but you leave me no choice.
499
00:28:28,663 --> 00:28:29,708
Do what?
500
00:28:31,231 --> 00:28:32,580
I'm done.
501
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:33,712
Jethro.
502
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:36,758
This relationship...
503
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,458
it's not good for me,
or for you...
504
00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:43,112
at this point.
505
00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:44,244
Wait...
506
00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:47,595
You're breaking
up with me?
507
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:51,686
Yes.
508
00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:32,858
Ulysses.
509
00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:47,786
Well, Mommy...
510
00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:50,049
Thanks for the
lame-o advice.
511
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:52,007
Mm?
512
00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:53,792
Carly dumped me.
513
00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:55,924
Mm-hmm.
514
00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:57,447
Yeah, I know, right?
515
00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:58,840
Yeah, she's out of
her fucking mind.
516
00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:01,060
Ah, I love her.
517
00:30:02,061 --> 00:30:03,105
I love her.
518
00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:04,715
She's my everything.
519
00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:06,805
I gotta go. I gotta go
do some, like...
520
00:30:06,935 --> 00:30:08,545
some, like,
breathing exercises.
521
00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:11,287
I feel like I'm
about to throw up.
522
00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:14,247
I love you, Mommy.
523
00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:15,814
Mm-hmm. Kisses. OK.
524
00:30:15,944 --> 00:30:16,902
Mwah, OK.
525
00:30:18,729 --> 00:30:19,730
OK, I will see you.
526
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:20,819
Bye.
527
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:35,964
Fuck.
528
00:30:55,505 --> 00:30:58,334
W-W-W-W-What the f-f-f?
529
00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:08,040
What the fuck?
530
00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:14,916
No, no!
531
00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:16,004
No!
532
00:31:16,135 --> 00:31:17,049
No!
533
00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:21,401
Aah!
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