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1 I have to fly to Roswell, New Mexico.

-For how long? -Indefinitely.

Previously on Now Apocalypse:

Don't you ever get bizarre premonitions?

Help me!

They keep fucking me. They won't stop.

Remember my cam client, Worm?

Is this the pee guy?

Here you go. My phone number's on there, too, you know.

I... have a- a girlfriend.

Oops.

I'm in fucking love.

It--it just feels right.

And, unlike Gabriel, he doesn't disappear every five seconds.

-Carly?!-Oh, my God.

Do you ever think about the future?

Our future, you mean?

Not just our future.

Like, in general.

Sure, of course. Why?

Sometimes...

I think about the future, and I get super tense...

and anxious...

and I feel this horrible black dread churning in the pit of my stomach,

like a tumor.

But, lately, I just...

feel kind of happy.

I'm gonna take a shower now, if that's OK.

Of course.

Yeah, I just, uh, feel a little crusty

from last night.

I kind of like the idea of you walking around all day

with my dry cum on you, but...

Wow, well...

If you put it that way...

I'm just kidding...

But not really 'cause it's really fucking hot.

How about I take a shower,

and then you can come on me again, if you want.

Deal.

So, what do you want to do today?

I don't know.

It's so rare that you have a day off.

So, we could hang out in the daytime.

I know.

Let's eat a giant breakfast somewhere

and then do something random, like...

Have you ever been to the zoo?

No, but that sounds awesome.

OK, cool. It's a plan.

Why have you been ignoring my messages?

I need to get ready for work.

Well, I need to talk to you.

How could you not tell me that you're a prostitute?

OK, PC term is 'sex worker'.

And I'm just a cam girl. I-I don't do full service.

Oh, my God. What if you gave me AIDS?

You can't get AIDS from Skyping, you idiot!

-What the fuck are you doing?-Ah, fuck!

God, that really hurt.

It's just...

-I can't believe you kept this a secret from me. -I know.

I am truly sorry that I was not honest with you

from the beginning.

It's fucked up, and I-I own that.

I should've told you the truth.

I just... didn't know how.

Are you still leaving today, or what?

Yes, tonight.

And I have a lot of preparations to make,

so I'm feeling quite overwhelmed.

Well, have you given any thought at all

to what's gonna happen with us?

I have.

And unfortunately, there is no simple resolution

that you will likely want to hear.

What is that supposed to mean?

What are you doing looking at my phone?

I wasn't looking at your phone.

You left it on the table.

And you still haven't answered my question.

Just tell me, whatever it is.

I just want everything to be out in the open between us.

You jerk off while these guys pay money to watch you?

I mean, what do they make you do?

They don't make me do anything.

I'm not a victim, Jethro.

I like camming.

What do you mean you like it?

It's degrading.

So, i-it's degrading for me to do it,

but not for you to watch it?

It's degrading for me to watch it, too.

Now where are you going?

I-I'm so tired of arguing with you.

I don't have time for this.

Ford, this imposed hiatus might actually be

an opportunity masquerading as a problem.

What are you talking about?

It offers us a chance to evaluate and reassess

our relationship

with fresh objectivity.

OK, maybe you need time to evaluate and reassess,

but I don't.

I have my freaking Starz meeting later,

and I still need to get ready,

and thanks to you, my fucking eyes are all puffy.

I look like a mutant.

You're not even listening to me.

I am listening!

OK.

I accept your apology,

and I appreciate you admitting that you were wrong.

And I am working very hard to find the strength

within myself to forgive you, which is not easy!

But it's like my mom was saying when I was talking to her last night--

Wait, you--you talked to your mom about this?

Yeah, I talk to my mom about everything.

What?

OK, I...

literally cannot deal with this right now.

I need you to leave.

I keep telling you that

if this is going too fast, or if it's too much,

then just say so.

And I told you, it's not too fast.

Gabriel was someone that I was seeing

like, very briefly.

Before I even met you.

So, what? He's just some...

random hookup that won't leave you alone?

No. No, it's...

it's a--it's a little bit more complicated than that.

What do you mean 'complicated'?

I really need to prep for my meeting.

I just need time alone. I just need to think.

I'm not kidding, Jethro. I want you to go.

Well, can we talk about this later?

Yeah... or...

No. I-I don't know.

Just let me think about it.

I'm gonna be 100% honest with you

because I re--I really, really want this to work with us.

All right.

I met Gabriel a couple weeks before I met you,

and... I felt this

strange, intense connection with him.

I thought it was gonna turn into something significant,

but it didn't.

Why? Why not?

With me and him, it was like chaos.

Hot and cold melodrama, unlike us.

With me and you, it's no bullshit.

There's no mystery. It's just--

-It's boring. -No! Fuck!

It's real!

You're real. We are real.

Oh, my God, Isaac.

Don't you get it, Sev?

I love you.

No ifs, ands, or buts.

Without a single doubt in my mind.

Do you not feel the same way about me?

You never say, "I love you." You always just say, "Me too."

Ford...

I told you many times how deeply I care for you.

Do you love me?

Do you?

Oh, my God.

You don't fucking love me.

No, I do love you.

Don't be ridiculous.

All this time I thought if I just tried as hard as I could

to make you happy...

you don't fucking love me.

That explains everything.

It all finally makes sense now.

I think that maybe we should...

We should take a break.

What? No, just...

Just slow... Just--just slow down for a second.

Isaac, I-I-I love you.

Don't say that to me.

It's true.

I told you. My ex wanted to be with other people.

I don't want to be with other people.

I wanna be with you.

You say that, but I don't think

that you even know what you want anymore.

Please don't...

Don't do this.

Please. I'm f-fucking begging you.

I really do have the deepest feelings for you,

but it's evident that my presence in your life

causes you tremendous grief and anguish.

Yeah, sometimes.

So...

since you are clearly in no state to be...

rational right now,

it's up to me to be the strong one in this situation.

It's probably.

Therefore, although it pains me terribly,

I've come to the conclusion that it's best...

if we stop seeing each other.

Wait...

are you breaking up with me?

Fuck!

Jethro...

Uly?

Oh, no. Baby.

Oh, no.

Are you sure that you're gonna be OK?

Don't worry about me.

Just go to your meeting and kill it.

Oh, my God, dude.

I am so nervous, like, my hands are shaking.

Should I just reschedule the whole thing?

Fuck, no. Are you kidding me?

OK, um...

Look, you can stay for as long as you want, OK?

Watch TV, take a nap.

I don't have much food in the fridge, but--

Yeah, I'll be fine.

I'm just gonna lie here, and...

quietly expire.

And the fact that you are even half-heartedly joking

is an encouraging sign.

Speaking of signs,

how weird is it that we both broke up

at literally the exact same moment?

Mercury must be in retrograde or something.

Yeah, I didn't really 'break up' with Jethro,

we're just, I don't know,

in limbo, I guess.

Hello?

Uly?

Ford?

Is this, uh...

is this helping any?

Not really, bro.

How about you?

Are you not coming inside?

Nah, gonna go for a drive, I think.

You sure?

Yeah...

All right. Well, let me know if you need anything or whatever.

OK... thanks.

Is it...?

Oof, it's Barnabus.

I, I texted him yesterday with some questions

about the rewrite.

Yeah.

So, what'd he say?

He's going to Bali for six months on

a spiritual cleanse.

He's putting "Meet Your Maker" on indefinite hold.

Oh, dude.

Fuck.

Carly?

Hi.

Oh, my God!

It's so nice to meet you.

I am such a fan.

Oh.

Really? Well, uh, thank you.

"Sluts" is amazing.

I am full-on obsessed with it!

Anyway, Andrew's ready for you.

I'll take you back.

Not to geek out on you or anything,

but I have been looking forward to you coming in all week.

Andrew, the exec you're meeting with,

is super savvy and smart.

He reallygets it.

That's great.

You know that scene in episode one,

where your boyfriend gets all emo about about your vibrator?

The other day, I actually caught

my boyfriend unplugging my bullet

while he thought I was asleep.

For real!

Sabotaging your girlfriend's vibrator battery

is the modern-day chastity belt.

You're so fucking funny. I love you.

Oh, thanks.

So, just FYI,

Andrew actually hasn't had time to watch your show yet.

Wait... what?

But don't worry.

Me and all the other assistants

love you so fucking much, we told him,

"Are you kidding me?"

"You have to meet with her."

Here we are.

Now go in there, and knock it out of the park.

Oh, my God.

OK...

Hey...

Excuse me?

Thank you.

Hello? WOMAN: Ford?

Hi, Mom.

How are you doing, sweetheart?

Not so good.

Oh no, what's the matter, baby?

Severine. She...

She...

We- we broke up today.

Oh, honey. I'm so sorry to hear that.

Thank you, Mom.

So, how are--how are you and Dad doing?

Well sweetheart,

that's actually why I'm calling.

That is so whack.

Even by our world's dubious standards.

Did he ask you to pee on him?

Not fucking funny.

Sorry.

I was really counting on Starz to save my ass

from a future of endless camming sessions.

I know. That fucking blows.

Anyway...

How you doin'?

Horrible.

But at least I'm so stoned that I...

can't feel anything besides a violent urge

to ransack a 7-Eleven for some Funyuns.

Well, traffic's so bad

I won't be home for, like, 100 hours,

so, uh, if you wanna stop by later, though,

we can give ourselves mani-pedis

and watch the death episode of 13 Reasons Whyagain.

It's a date.

Hello? Sev?

I don't know why you haven't returned

any of my calls because I really, really need

to talk to you before you leave.

I just got off the phone with my mom,

and she gave me, like, the worst news ever.

So just--just please call me back when you get this, OK?

Please.

OK, goodbye.

Ford?

Cleopatra?

What are you doin' here?

What are you doing here?

This is my neighborhood bar.

-I'm meeting some friends here later. -Oh.

I've just--I've had...

I've had, like, a really bad day.

Oh, no, Ford. I'm so sorry.

Oh, it's OK.

I'm gonna be all right.

So, then,

on top of everything else, my mom calls and tells me

she and my dad just found out

that their financial planner is involved in some kind of

Bernie Sanders Fonzie scheme.

You mean Bernie Madoff Ponzi scheme?

Yeah.

So, anyway, they lost all of their money,

and now they can't help me pay the rent

or give me my allowance.

So, as of this moment,

I am totally screwed over in the money department, too.

It's like my whole life...

is going down the toilet.

I don't mean to bum you out with all my problems.

Are you kidding me?

I'm here to listen.

Is that the gear shift?

No, it's an automatic.

Oh, fuck.

It's even better in real life.

Oh, thank you.

Oh!

Oh, shit!

Oh, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Stop.

-Wait, wait, wait, wait.-What's wrong?

I don't--I can't, I can't. I can't.

Oh, it feels so good,

but it's just--it's too soon.

Are you sure? It might help you feel better.

Aw, you think?

Uh-huh.

Just close your eyes

and relax.

Mm, I don't know.

Don't worry, baby. You're gonna love it.

I promise.

Oh, f...

Oh, Cleopatra.

Ah, no!

No, no, no, no!

I'm sorry!

And I really like you, and you're really pretty,

and my dick really, really, reallywants to,

-but I can't! -Aah!

Hello?

I-I don't mean you any harm.

I'm--I'm not a robber or anything.

I just wanna talk.

Aah!

Please, please, please!

Please don't hurt me! Please!

Please!

Jesus!

What do you want?

I have some questions.

And--and I just want some answers.

It's over.

What do you mean?

I can't go on like this.

I was like you.

I had a life.

A girlfriend.

An apartment.

Did a few commercials.

Then, one night, they came.

Was having a rough patch.

I got evicted.

My girlfriend broke up with me.

So, I was hammered walking out of this bar.

That was the first time they got me.

Who?

The Aliens.

And ever since then, they keep coming back.

They keep...

fucking me

over and over.

And they won't stop.

I beg them.

I say...

"Please, no more."

"No more."

But they just keep fucking me.

But that's not even the worst part.

About six months later...

the babies come out.

I can't do it anymore.

I just can't.

Here.

Wha--what?

Kill me.

What?

Kill me.

I can't go on living like this.

No, no, I mean, no!

What are you talking about?

Please!

Kill me!

Anything is better than this.

I'm begging you.

No. Oh, my God! No!

What--Just do it!

Please!

Kill me!

Please!

Please do it.

-Please! -Please!

No! Stop, are you crazy? Get off me!

Is everything all right?

Yes.

Can you inform the pilot we're ready to take off?

We've got important work to do.

No.

Don't...

Sev, don't...

No, Sev, don't go.

No, Sev, don't.

No.

Oh, my God, Sev.

No, no...

Aah!

Aah!

Holy sh...

No, no...

Um, are you still coming over later, or what?

Just let me know.

Fuck.

What do you want?

I really need to talk to you.

-Are you gonna let me in?-You're drunk.

There's no point in us having a conversation right now.

Carly.

I'm serious. Just go home, Jethro.

We can talk like two adults tomorrow when you're sober.

Fight, fight, fight.

All we ever do is fight.

You know what we need?

We need to cleanse

this relationship of negative energy.

Do you have any sage?

Seriously, Jethro!

Go home.

OK, you know what? I...

I really didn't want to do it like this,

but you leave me no choice.

Do what?

I'm done.

Jethro.

This relationship...

it's not good for me, or for you...

at this point.

Wait...

You're breaking up with me?

Yes.

Ulysses.

Well, Mommy...

Thanks for the lame-o advice.

Mm?

Carly dumped me.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I know, right?

Yeah, she's out of her fucking mind.

Ah, I love her.

I love her.

She's my everything.

I gotta go. I gotta go do some, like...

some, like, breathing exercises.

I feel like I'm about to throw up.

I love you, Mommy.

Mm-hmm. Kisses. OK.

Mwah, OK.

OK, I will see you.

Bye.

Fuck.

W-W-W-W-What the f-f-f?

What the fuck?

No, no!

No!

No!

Aah!