1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:20,194 I have to fly to Roswell, New Mexico. 2 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:21,456 -For how long? -Indefinitely. 3 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:23,240 Previously on Now Apocalypse: 4 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:24,546 Don't you ever get bizarre premonitions? 5 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:26,243 Help me! 6 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:29,116 They keep fucking me. They won't stop. 7 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:31,466 Remember my cam client, Worm? 8 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:33,468 Is this the pee guy? 9 00:00:33,598 --> 00:00:34,817 Here you go. My phone number's on there, too, you know. 10 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:36,993 I... have a- a girlfriend. 11 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,560 Oops. 12 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,217 I'm in fucking love. 13 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:45,784 It--it just feels right. 14 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:48,483 And, unlike Gabriel, he doesn't disappear every five seconds. 15 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:51,051 -Carly?!-Oh, my God. 16 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,229 Do you ever think about the future? 17 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:56,360 Our future, you mean? 18 00:00:58,710 --> 00:00:59,842 Not just our future. 19 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:02,975 Like, in general. 20 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:07,197 Sure, of course. Why? 21 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:10,505 Sometimes... 22 00:01:10,635 --> 00:01:14,161 I think about the future, and I get super tense... 23 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:16,859 and anxious... 24 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:20,732 and I feel this horrible black dread churning in the pit of my stomach, 25 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:21,951 like a tumor. 26 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,039 But, lately, I just... 27 00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:25,476 feel kind of happy. 28 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:40,012 I'm gonna take a shower now, if that's OK. 29 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:42,058 Of course. 30 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:43,799 Yeah, I just, uh, feel a little crusty 31 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:45,975 from last night. 32 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,977 I kind of like the idea of you walking around all day 33 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,545 with my dry cum on you, but... 34 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:52,416 Wow, well... 35 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:53,417 If you put it that way... 36 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:56,899 I'm just kidding... 37 00:01:57,029 --> 00:01:58,770 But not really 'cause it's really fucking hot. 38 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:00,772 How about I take a shower, 39 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:02,252 and then you can come on me again, if you want. 40 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:03,340 Deal. 41 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:08,476 So, what do you want to do today? 42 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:13,611 I don't know. 43 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:17,006 It's so rare that you have a day off. 44 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,356 So, we could hang out in the daytime. 45 00:02:19,487 --> 00:02:21,750 I know. 46 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,578 Let's eat a giant breakfast somewhere 47 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:26,233 and then do something random, like... 48 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:27,495 Have you ever been to the zoo? 49 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:31,020 No, but that sounds awesome. 50 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,587 OK, cool. It's a plan. 51 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:01,964 Why have you been ignoring my messages? 52 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:04,662 I need to get ready for work. 53 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:06,055 Well, I need to talk to you. 54 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:12,583 How could you not tell me that you're a prostitute? 55 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:15,238 OK, PC term is 'sex worker'. 56 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:18,023 And I'm just a cam girl. I-I don't do full service. 57 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:20,156 Oh, my God. What if you gave me AIDS? 58 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:23,246 You can't get AIDS from Skyping, you idiot! 59 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,902 -What the fuck are you doing?-Ah, fuck! 60 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:28,860 God, that really hurt. 61 00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:31,298 It's just... 62 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:34,214 -I can't believe you kept this a secret from me. -I know. 63 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,651 I am truly sorry that I was not honest with you 64 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:37,695 from the beginning. 65 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,003 It's fucked up, and I-I own that. 66 00:03:42,961 --> 00:03:44,006 I should've told you the truth. 67 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:48,445 I just... didn't know how. 68 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:49,794 Are you still leaving today, or what? 69 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,666 Yes, tonight. 70 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,189 And I have a lot of preparations to make, 71 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,886 so I'm feeling quite overwhelmed. 72 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:56,584 Well, have you given any thought at all 73 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:58,107 to what's gonna happen with us? 74 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,239 I have. 75 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:03,678 And unfortunately, there is no simple resolution 76 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:06,594 that you will likely want to hear. 77 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,596 What is that supposed to mean? 78 00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:10,424 What are you doing looking at my phone? 79 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:11,947 I wasn't looking at your phone. 80 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:13,601 You left it on the table. 81 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:15,603 And you still haven't answered my question. 82 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,953 Just tell me, whatever it is. 83 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,912 I just want everything to be out in the open between us. 84 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:23,480 You jerk off while these guys pay money to watch you? 85 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:25,090 I mean, what do they make you do? 86 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:27,049 They don't make me do anything. 87 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:28,572 I'm not a victim, Jethro. 88 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:30,139 I like camming. 89 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,227 What do you mean you like it? 90 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,011 It's degrading. 91 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:34,752 So, i-it's degrading for me to do it, 92 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:36,319 but not for you to watch it? 93 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:38,060 It's degrading for me to watch it, too. 94 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:40,845 Now where are you going? 95 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:42,586 I-I'm so tired of arguing with you. 96 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,284 I don't have time for this. 97 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:47,025 Ford, this imposed hiatus might actually be 98 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:49,811 an opportunity masquerading as a problem. 99 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:51,682 What are you talking about? 100 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:54,076 It offers us a chance to evaluate and reassess 101 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,251 our relationship 102 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,340 with fresh objectivity. 103 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:59,037 OK, maybe you need time to evaluate and reassess, 104 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:00,169 but I don't. 105 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,042 I have my freaking Starz meeting later, 106 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:05,740 and I still need to get ready, 107 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,263 and thanks to you, my fucking eyes are all puffy. 108 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:08,699 I look like a mutant. 109 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:10,135 You're not even listening to me. 110 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:11,485 I am listening! 111 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:14,139 OK. 112 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,448 I accept your apology, 113 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:21,321 and I appreciate you admitting that you were wrong. 114 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:23,410 And I am working very hard to find the strength 115 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,803 within myself to forgive you, which is not easy! 116 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:28,458 But it's like my mom was saying when I was talking to her last night-- 117 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:30,721 Wait, you--you talked to your mom about this? 118 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:32,070 Yeah, I talk to my mom about everything. 119 00:05:34,725 --> 00:05:35,596 What? 120 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,554 OK, I... 121 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:39,295 literally cannot deal with this right now. 122 00:05:40,601 --> 00:05:42,211 I need you to leave. 123 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,039 I keep telling you that 124 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:45,432 if this is going too fast, or if it's too much, 125 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:47,085 then just say so. 126 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:49,131 And I told you, it's not too fast. 127 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:50,393 Gabriel was someone that I was seeing 128 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:52,482 like, very briefly. 129 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,049 Before I even met you. 130 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:55,616 So, what? He's just some... 131 00:05:55,746 --> 00:05:58,009 random hookup that won't leave you alone? 132 00:05:58,140 --> 00:06:00,882 No. No, it's... 133 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:03,711 it's a--it's a little bit more complicated than that. 134 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:06,278 What do you mean 'complicated'? 135 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,498 I really need to prep for my meeting. 136 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,935 I just need time alone. I just need to think. 137 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:12,850 I'm not kidding, Jethro. I want you to go. 138 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,201 Well, can we talk about this later? 139 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:17,551 Yeah... or... 140 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:20,205 No. I-I don't know. 141 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:23,774 Just let me think about it. 142 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:28,997 I'm gonna be 100% honest with you 143 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:32,000 because I re--I really, really want this to work with us. 144 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:35,569 All right. 145 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,832 I met Gabriel a couple weeks before I met you, 146 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:40,095 and... I felt this 147 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:42,445 strange, intense connection with him. 148 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:44,969 I thought it was gonna turn into something significant, 149 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:45,970 but it didn't. 150 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:48,277 Why? Why not? 151 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,192 With me and him, it was like chaos. 152 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:52,194 Hot and cold melodrama, unlike us. 153 00:06:52,324 --> 00:06:53,761 With me and you, it's no bullshit. 154 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:55,066 There's no mystery. It's just-- 155 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,981 -It's boring. -No! Fuck! 156 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:58,461 It's real! 157 00:06:58,592 --> 00:06:59,810 You're real. We are real. 158 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,902 Oh, my God, Isaac. 159 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,861 Don't you get it, Sev? 160 00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:08,123 I love you. 161 00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:09,777 No ifs, ands, or buts. 162 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:11,082 Without a single doubt in my mind. 163 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,785 Do you not feel the same way about me? 164 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:19,961 You never say, "I love you." You always just say, "Me too." 165 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:23,834 Ford... 166 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:26,489 I told you many times how deeply I care for you. 167 00:07:27,838 --> 00:07:28,622 Do you love me? 168 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,103 Do you? 169 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:38,893 Oh, my God. 170 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:40,460 You don't fucking love me. 171 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:41,852 No, I do love you. 172 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,811 Don't be ridiculous. 173 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:45,552 All this time I thought if I just tried as hard as I could 174 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:46,553 to make you happy... 175 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,208 you don't fucking love me. 176 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:51,732 That explains everything. 177 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:54,299 It all finally makes sense now. 178 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:56,693 I think that maybe we should... 179 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:57,868 We should take a break. 180 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:00,915 What? No, just... 181 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:03,134 Just slow... Just--just slow down for a second. 182 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:05,615 Isaac, I-I-I love you. 183 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:06,703 Don't say that to me. 184 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,618 It's true. 185 00:08:08,749 --> 00:08:10,794 I told you. My ex wanted to be with other people. 186 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:11,795 I don't want to be with other people. 187 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:13,493 I wanna be with you. 188 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,233 You say that, but I don't think 189 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:16,234 that you even know what you want anymore. 190 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:18,672 Please don't... 191 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:19,673 Don't do this. 192 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:23,851 Please. I'm f-fucking begging you. 193 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:26,854 I really do have the deepest feelings for you, 194 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:28,943 but it's evident that my presence in your life 195 00:08:29,073 --> 00:08:31,598 causes you tremendous grief and anguish. 196 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,861 Yeah, sometimes. 197 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:34,731 So... 198 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:39,736 since you are clearly in no state to be... 199 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:40,998 rational right now, 200 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:46,264 it's up to me to be the strong one in this situation. 201 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:48,179 It's probably. 202 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:51,008 Therefore, although it pains me terribly, 203 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:55,970 I've come to the conclusion that it's best... 204 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,449 if we stop seeing each other. 205 00:08:58,842 --> 00:09:00,714 Wait... 206 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:01,976 are you breaking up with me? 207 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:09,940 Fuck! 208 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:10,941 Jethro... 209 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,119 Uly? 210 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:23,127 Oh, no. Baby. 211 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:25,260 Oh, no. 212 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,974 Are you sure that you're gonna be OK? 213 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,107 Don't worry about me. 214 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,848 Just go to your meeting and kill it. 215 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:49,632 Oh, my God, dude. 216 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,503 I am so nervous, like, my hands are shaking. 217 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:52,983 Should I just reschedule the whole thing? 218 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,506 Fuck, no. Are you kidding me? 219 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:56,508 OK, um... 220 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:57,901 Look, you can stay for as long as you want, OK? 221 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,555 Watch TV, take a nap. 222 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,339 I don't have much food in the fridge, but-- 223 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,950 Yeah, I'll be fine. 224 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,039 I'm just gonna lie here, and... 225 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,737 quietly expire. 226 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:10,087 And the fact that you are even half-heartedly joking 227 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,872 is an encouraging sign. 228 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,569 Speaking of signs, 229 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,310 how weird is it that we both broke up 230 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,356 at literally the exact same moment? 231 00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,402 Mercury must be in retrograde or something. 232 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:23,971 Yeah, I didn't really 'break up' with Jethro, 233 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,799 we're just, I don't know, 234 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,583 in limbo, I guess. 235 00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:34,590 Hello? 236 00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:35,678 Uly? 237 00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:39,073 Ford? 238 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,166 Is this, uh... 239 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:47,951 is this helping any? 240 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,564 Not really, bro. 241 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:56,656 How about you? 242 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,809 Are you not coming inside? 243 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,203 Nah, gonna go for a drive, I think. 244 00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,422 You sure? 245 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,643 Yeah... 246 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,776 All right. Well, let me know if you need anything or whatever. 247 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:32,822 OK... thanks. 248 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,435 Is it...? 249 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,133 Oof, it's Barnabus. 250 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,395 I, I texted him yesterday with some questions 251 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,483 about the rewrite. 252 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,312 Yeah. 253 00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:45,879 So, what'd he say? 254 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:48,969 He's going to Bali for six months on 255 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,971 a spiritual cleanse. 256 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,320 He's putting "Meet Your Maker" on indefinite hold. 257 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,323 Oh, dude. 258 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,431 Fuck. 259 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:06,829 Carly? 260 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,439 Hi. 261 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,919 Oh, my God! 262 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,268 It's so nice to meet you. 263 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,661 I am such a fan. 264 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,228 Oh. 265 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,186 Really? Well, uh, thank you. 266 00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:17,797 "Sluts" is amazing. 267 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,711 I am full-on obsessed with it! 268 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,104 Anyway, Andrew's ready for you. 269 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,236 I'll take you back. 270 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,892 Not to geek out on you or anything, 271 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,720 but I have been looking forward to you coming in all week. 272 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,287 Andrew, the exec you're meeting with, 273 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:31,767 is super savvy and smart. 274 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:32,942 He reallygets it. 275 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,726 That's great. 276 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,990 You know that scene in episode one, 277 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,730 where your boyfriend gets all emo about about your vibrator? 278 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,341 The other day, I actually caught 279 00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:41,821 my boyfriend unplugging my bullet 280 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:42,691 while he thought I was asleep. 281 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,606 For real! 282 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,042 Sabotaging your girlfriend's vibrator battery 283 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,696 is the modern-day chastity belt. 284 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,089 You're so fucking funny. I love you. 285 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,394 Oh, thanks. 286 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,440 So, just FYI, 287 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,920 Andrew actually hasn't had time to watch your show yet. 288 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,312 Wait... what? 289 00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,184 But don't worry. 290 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,707 Me and all the other assistants 291 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,317 love you so fucking much, we told him, 292 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,841 "Are you kidding me?" 293 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,059 "You have to meet with her." 294 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,236 Here we are. 295 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,804 Now go in there, and knock it out of the park. 296 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,331 Oh, my God. 297 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,681 OK... 298 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,699 Hey... 299 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,577 Excuse me? 300 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:44,971 Thank you. 301 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:52,152 Hello? WOMAN: Ford? 302 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,591 Hi, Mom. 303 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,636 How are you doing, sweetheart? 304 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,334 Not so good. 305 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:01,291 Oh no, what's the matter, baby? 306 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,903 Severine. She... 307 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:06,862 She... 308 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,431 We- we broke up today. 309 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,348 Oh, honey. I'm so sorry to hear that. 310 00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,436 Thank you, Mom. 311 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,831 So, how are--how are you and Dad doing? 312 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,703 Well sweetheart, 313 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,009 that's actually why I'm calling. 314 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,187 That is so whack. 315 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:30,277 Even by our world's dubious standards. 316 00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:31,626 Did he ask you to pee on him? 317 00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,411 Not fucking funny. 318 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,196 Sorry. 319 00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,676 I was really counting on Starz to save my ass 320 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,941 from a future of endless camming sessions. 321 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,291 I know. That fucking blows. 322 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,422 Anyway... 323 00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,597 How you doin'? 324 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,338 Horrible. 325 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,253 But at least I'm so stoned that I... 326 00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,995 can't feel anything besides a violent urge 327 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:55,650 to ransack a 7-Eleven for some Funyuns. 328 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,347 Well, traffic's so bad 329 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,697 I won't be home for, like, 100 hours, 330 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,873 so, uh, if you wanna stop by later, though, 331 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,224 we can give ourselves mani-pedis 332 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:07,705 and watch the death episode of 13 Reasons Whyagain. 333 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,272 It's a date. 334 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,100 Hello? Sev? 335 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:13,059 I don't know why you haven't returned 336 00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,409 any of my calls because I really, really need 337 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,106 to talk to you before you leave. 338 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,021 I just got off the phone with my mom, 339 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:22,546 and she gave me, like, the worst news ever. 340 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:25,158 So just--just please call me back when you get this, OK? 341 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:27,812 Please. 342 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,728 OK, goodbye. 343 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,086 Ford? 344 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,002 Cleopatra? 345 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,005 What are you doin' here? 346 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,919 What are you doing here? 347 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,443 This is my neighborhood bar. 348 00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,053 -I'm meeting some friends here later. -Oh. 349 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,014 I've just--I've had... 350 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,843 I've had, like, a really bad day. 351 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,107 Oh, no, Ford. I'm so sorry. 352 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,673 Oh, it's OK. 353 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,023 I'm gonna be all right. 354 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:36,751 So, then, 355 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,709 on top of everything else, my mom calls and tells me 356 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,711 she and my dad just found out 357 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,018 that their financial planner is involved in some kind of 358 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,412 Bernie Sanders Fonzie scheme. 359 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,892 You mean Bernie Madoff Ponzi scheme? 360 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,807 Yeah. 361 00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,809 So, anyway, they lost all of their money, 362 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,115 and now they can't help me pay the rent 363 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,551 or give me my allowance. 364 00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,553 So, as of this moment, 365 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,948 I am totally screwed over in the money department, too. 366 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,950 It's like my whole life... 367 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,952 is going down the toilet. 368 00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,652 I don't mean to bum you out with all my problems. 369 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:09,697 Are you kidding me? 370 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,003 I'm here to listen. 371 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,600 Is that the gear shift? 372 00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:44,732 No, it's an automatic. 373 00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:53,001 Oh, fuck. 374 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,611 It's even better in real life. 375 00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,265 Oh, thank you. 376 00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:58,833 Oh! 377 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:00,922 Oh, shit! 378 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,621 Oh, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Stop. 379 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,275 -Wait, wait, wait, wait.-What's wrong? 380 00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:07,755 I don't--I can't, I can't. I can't. 381 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,452 Oh, it feels so good, 382 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,846 but it's just--it's too soon. 383 00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:14,457 Are you sure? It might help you feel better. 384 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,459 Aw, you think? 385 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,200 Uh-huh. 386 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,680 Just close your eyes 387 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,856 and relax. 388 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,771 Mm, I don't know. 389 00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,903 Don't worry, baby. You're gonna love it. 390 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:26,991 I promise. 391 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:30,647 Oh, f... 392 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,523 Oh, Cleopatra. 393 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:39,656 Ah, no! 394 00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:40,657 No, no, no, no! 395 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,572 I'm sorry! 396 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,400 And I really like you, and you're really pretty, 397 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,793 and my dick really, really, reallywants to, 398 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:46,837 -but I can't! -Aah! 399 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,017 Hello? 400 00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,372 I-I don't mean you any harm. 401 00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:27,721 I'm--I'm not a robber or anything. 402 00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,028 I just wanna talk. 403 00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:45,782 Aah! 404 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,351 Please, please, please! 405 00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:50,874 Please don't hurt me! Please! 406 00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:51,832 Please! 407 00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:52,963 Jesus! 408 00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:58,186 What do you want? 409 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:02,016 I have some questions. 410 00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:03,670 And--and I just want some answers. 411 00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:04,774 It's over. 412 00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:08,735 What do you mean? 413 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,869 I can't go on like this. 414 00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:17,221 I was like you. 415 00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:19,572 I had a life. 416 00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:20,964 A girlfriend. 417 00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:23,097 An apartment. 418 00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:24,098 Did a few commercials. 419 00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,189 Then, one night, they came. 420 00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:32,585 Was having a rough patch. 421 00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:35,588 I got evicted. 422 00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:38,199 My girlfriend broke up with me. 423 00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,070 So, I was hammered walking out of this bar. 424 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,902 That was the first time they got me. 425 00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:49,166 Who? 426 00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:52,996 The Aliens. 427 00:23:56,565 --> 00:24:00,177 And ever since then, they keep coming back. 428 00:24:00,308 --> 00:24:02,005 They keep... 429 00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:03,442 fucking me 430 00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:05,226 over and over. 431 00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:07,228 And they won't stop. 432 00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:08,185 I beg them. 433 00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:09,535 I say... 434 00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:11,319 "Please, no more." 435 00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:13,408 "No more." 436 00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:17,760 But they just keep fucking me. 437 00:24:24,811 --> 00:24:26,116 But that's not even the worst part. 438 00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:29,206 About six months later... 439 00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:33,036 the babies come out. 440 00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:40,043 I can't do it anymore. 441 00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:41,871 I just can't. 442 00:24:57,757 --> 00:24:58,671 Here. 443 00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:01,543 Wha--what? 444 00:25:01,674 --> 00:25:02,892 Kill me. 445 00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:05,199 What? 446 00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,244 Kill me. 447 00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,072 I can't go on living like this. 448 00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:10,813 No, no, I mean, no! 449 00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:11,988 What are you talking about? 450 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:13,033 Please! 451 00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:14,774 Kill me! 452 00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:16,297 Anything is better than this. 453 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:18,995 I'm begging you. 454 00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:21,041 No. Oh, my God! No! 455 00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:22,216 What--Just do it! 456 00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:24,174 Please! 457 00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:25,393 Kill me! 458 00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:28,004 Please! 459 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:31,268 Please do it. 460 00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:33,183 -Please! -Please! 461 00:25:33,314 --> 00:25:34,533 No! Stop, are you crazy? Get off me! 462 00:25:56,163 --> 00:25:57,599 Is everything all right? 463 00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,732 Yes. 464 00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,429 Can you inform the pilot we're ready to take off? 465 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,473 We've got important work to do. 466 00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:15,399 No. 467 00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:17,445 Don't... 468 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,709 Sev, don't... 469 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:21,928 No, Sev, don't go. 470 00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:26,715 No, Sev, don't. 471 00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:28,978 No. 472 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:43,993 Oh, my God, Sev. 473 00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:47,257 No, no... 474 00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:53,133 Aah! 475 00:26:53,263 --> 00:26:55,614 Aah! 476 00:26:56,963 --> 00:26:58,094 Holy sh... 477 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,531 No, no... 478 00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:25,121 Um, are you still coming over later, or what? 479 00:27:25,252 --> 00:27:26,253 Just let me know. 480 00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:39,005 Fuck. 481 00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:47,666 What do you want? 482 00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:48,667 I really need to talk to you. 483 00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:53,019 -Are you gonna let me in?-You're drunk. 484 00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:55,282 There's no point in us having a conversation right now. 485 00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:57,023 Carly. 486 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:59,329 I'm serious. Just go home, Jethro. 487 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,723 We can talk like two adults tomorrow when you're sober. 488 00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:03,986 Fight, fight, fight. 489 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,162 All we ever do is fight. 490 00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:07,250 You know what we need? 491 00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:09,078 We need to cleanse 492 00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:10,732 this relationship of negative energy. 493 00:28:10,863 --> 00:28:11,907 Do you have any sage? 494 00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:12,908 Seriously, Jethro! 495 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:14,954 Go home. 496 00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:24,311 OK, you know what? I... 497 00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:26,182 I really didn't want to do it like this, 498 00:28:26,313 --> 00:28:27,618 but you leave me no choice. 499 00:28:28,663 --> 00:28:29,708 Do what? 500 00:28:31,231 --> 00:28:32,580 I'm done. 501 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:33,712 Jethro. 502 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:36,758 This relationship... 503 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,458 it's not good for me, or for you... 504 00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:43,112 at this point. 505 00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:44,244 Wait... 506 00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:47,595 You're breaking up with me? 507 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:51,686 Yes. 508 00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:32,858 Ulysses. 509 00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:47,786 Well, Mommy... 510 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:50,049 Thanks for the lame-o advice. 511 00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:52,007 Mm? 512 00:29:52,138 --> 00:29:53,792 Carly dumped me. 513 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:55,924 Mm-hmm. 514 00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:57,447 Yeah, I know, right? 515 00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:58,840 Yeah, she's out of her fucking mind. 516 00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:01,060 Ah, I love her. 517 00:30:02,061 --> 00:30:03,105 I love her. 518 00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:04,715 She's my everything. 519 00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:06,805 I gotta go. I gotta go do some, like... 520 00:30:06,935 --> 00:30:08,545 some, like, breathing exercises. 521 00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:11,287 I feel like I'm about to throw up. 522 00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:14,247 I love you, Mommy. 523 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:15,814 Mm-hmm. Kisses. OK. 524 00:30:15,944 --> 00:30:16,902 Mwah, OK. 525 00:30:18,729 --> 00:30:19,730 OK, I will see you. 526 00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:20,819 Bye. 527 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:35,964 Fuck. 528 00:30:55,505 --> 00:30:58,334 W-W-W-W-What the f-f-f? 529 00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:08,040 What the fuck? 530 00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:14,916 No, no! 531 00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:16,004 No! 532 00:31:16,135 --> 00:31:17,049 No! 533 00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:21,401 Aah!