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MTV.
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- I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time.
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- Friendly faces
everywhere, humble folks
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without temptation.
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- Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind.
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- Ample parking day
or night, people
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spouting, "howdy neighbor."
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- Goin' on down to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind.
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- Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine.
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- Fellas!
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Hey, fellas, you're not
going to believe it.
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- Butters, what the
hell are you wearing?
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- I got a job over at
the ice cream shop.
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And guess what?
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I got my very first paycheck.
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- That's not fair.
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I want a paycheck.
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- My dad told me if I got a job,
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we could put my paychecks
in my very own bank account.
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- I want a bank account.
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- I didn't know
kids could get jobs.
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- Yeah.
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Well, I guess these days,
it's real hard for businesses
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to find people to
work so they'll
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take whatever they can get.
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- I want to take
whatever I can get.
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- It's what they call the Great
Resignation labor shortage.
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So now if you have your
parent's permission,
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there's some jobs
they'll even let kids do.
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- That is messed up.
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Why does he get to have a job?
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I want a job.
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- You wouldn't last four
hours on a job, fat ass.
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- Excuse me?
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That's easy for you to say.
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You don't need a job because
you live in a nice house.
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I have to live in a
shithole like Kenny does.
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It's not fair that some
people in our country
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are given the opportunity
for employment
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while others aren't.
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I'm going to tell my mom.
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Mom, mom!
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I need your permission
to get a job.
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- Oh, you're too young
to have a job, sweetie.
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- Butters got a job.
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- Mom, look at this
shithole we live in.
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Somebody has to get
a job because you
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just sit on your ass all day.
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- I had a job, Eric, but
you got me fired because you
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wanted me taking care of you.
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And that's why we had
to sell our house.
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- Yes, right, because
I'm the man of the house.
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You're supposed
to take care of me
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and I'm supposed
to go get a job.
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You really expect
us to live like this
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the rest of our lives?
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This is not a proper
place to raise a child!
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You have to let me
go find a job, Mom.
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- Eric, the truth is,
I don't think you'd
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last four hours at a job.
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- Oh, now you sound like Kyle.
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Do you run Hollywood with him?
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Are you a Jew too, Mom?
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- All right, Eric, fine.
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You want to go get a job and
have a little dose of reality?
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Maybe it'll be good for you.
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- Thanks, Mom.
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I love you.
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Loo, loo, loo,
I'm serving in ice cream.
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Loo, loo, loo,
you'll eat it too.
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Loo, loo, loo, I'm
serving ice cream.
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OK, and the pistachio
maple cream.
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Let me know if you need
extra napkins for your table
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and have a creamy day.
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Oh.
Hey, Eric.
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- Hey, Butters.
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I'm here for my job.
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- What are you talking about?
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My mom gave me permission.
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I can start work now.
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What do I do?
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- Well, but Eric,
this is my job.
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- Yeah, I want your job, sitting
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around eating ice cream.
Sounds fun.
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- Eric, there's a lot more to it
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than that and I already
do this job so...
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- Everything all right, Butters?
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- Oh.
Yes, Mr. Sullivan.
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I was just...
- Hello, sir.
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I'm a dear friend of Butters.
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He told me all about
this place and said
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I should get permission
from my mom to work here.
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- Oh.
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Well, uh, I do need
all the help I can get.
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Butters, can you vouch for him?
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Is he trustworthy and reliable?
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- Uh, oh, um, OK.
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- All right.
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Well, let's find him
a uniform and you
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can start training him.
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- Hey, man, I got a job.
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- All right, Eric.
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So there's three
types of ice cream.
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Waffle cone, sugar
cone, and cups.
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- Uh-huh, and when do
we get to have breaks?
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- Well, you get a 10 minute
break every two hours
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but only after you check
all the freezers, which
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are right over there, and need
to always be set to 0 degrees.
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- OK, and how much longer
do we have to be here?
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- Eric, please, I don't
want to lose this jo...
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Oh.
Hello, sir.
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Hope you're having a creamy day.
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What can I get for you?
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- Can I have a single scoop
of coconut almond fudge?
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- OK.
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Eric, can you scoop out
some coconut almond fudge?
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- Why?
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- Because it's your job, Eric.
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- Whoa, Butters.
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Let's not make this a
toxic work environment, OK?
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- One second, sir.
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I'll get that scoop.
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- Yeah, I got a job
in an ice cream shop.
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Yeah, it's dumb as
hell but I'm going
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to start getting paychecks.
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- Butter... Butters,
what is this about?
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- Oh, sorry, sir.
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Eric?
- Yeah, I know.
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She's pretty hot but
she's got droopy boobs.
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- Eric!
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Eric, you can't just
sit there at a table.
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- Yeah, I can.
It's Monday.
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- So?
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- So haven't you heard
of bare minimum Mondays?
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It's a thing that young
people have created because we
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care about our mental health.
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- I don't care if it's
bare minimum Mondays.
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Eric, you need to...
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- Oh, break time.
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I'll be back.
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- Butters!
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Butters, we got a
line out the door.
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People are getting upset.
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- I know, sir, I'm sorry.
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- Well, where is your friend?
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- He... he hasn't come
back from his break yet.
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- Butters Stotch?
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- Yes?
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- Delivery for you.
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- Hey, Butters.
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- Ah!
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Eric, where are you?
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- I wasn't feeling the best so
I decided to work from home.
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- Butters, what's going on?
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- Uh, Eric says he's
going to work from home.
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- How can he work from home?
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This is an ice cream shop!
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- Yeah, no, 'cause
see, I'm actually
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taking a mental health day.
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Yeah, young people can just
ask for a mental health day
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and employers can't deny them.
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It's my mental health day.
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- Eric, you need to
come here right now
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or we're both gonna get fired.
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- OK, I guess so.
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But don't forget that tomorrow
is take it easy Tuesdays.
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- OK, thanks for coming
and have a creamy day.
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Hi, hope you're
having a creamy day.
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Can I help you?
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- You know what's total
bullcrap, Butters?
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It's how much money
the owner of this place
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is making while we're out
here busting our asses.
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I mean, what does
that old fart even do?
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- Eric, could you please
fill this nice lady's order?
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- Oh, yes, let me get that for
you, masa, right away, nah.
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I mean, seriously, Butters.
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Why do we have to
work for the owner?
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We know how to do
all this stuff now.
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We don't even need that guy.
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There has to be a way we
could turn the tables.
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There has to be a way we
could make all the money.
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Wait a minute...
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- Butters!
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Butters!
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That's it!
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- Eric!
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- Kenny!
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Jesus Christ, dude.
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- Kenny!
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Kenny, you're not
going to believe this,
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but I just quit my job.
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You had a job?
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- Yes, I had a job.
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But I got fed up, sick of
working my fingers to the bone
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for some piece of shit owner.
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And that's when it hit me.
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Kenny, we should
open a restaurant.
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Why the
would we open a restaurant?
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- You know the hot dog
I've been living in?
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It's an old, like,
historic landmark.
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It's been sitting right in
front of us completely ready
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to go.
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All it would take is some minor
renovations and some care.
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We can make it awesome with
like, fun things for kids
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to do, and rides and games.
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A place that people
from all over Colorado
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would want to come and see.
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And we would be the owners.
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And we could have all
the hot dogs we wanted.
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Whoa.
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- Aren't you sick of
living like this, Kenny?
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All we need is an
investor and we
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can make our dreams come true.
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And I know somebody
who has a bank account
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and gets paychecks every week.
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- No.
No, no, no.
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Thank you, no.
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- Butters, don't you
want to invest your money
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in something that matters?
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That's why we came
to your bank to offer
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you this awesome deal.
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- What we can do, Eric, is set
up a line of credit for an LLC
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which then pays you back
not only your investment,
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but also principal
in the company.
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- But I like my ice cream job.
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I don't want to open a hot dog.
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- No, you keep working
at the ice cream shop.
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We're going to open the hot dog.
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All you do is collect the
money as the investor.
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- Yeah, but this is...
This is my money.
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I worked hard for it.
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- Butters, it's just like,
you're lucky, you know?
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You have money.
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But look at Kenny.
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Can you imagine what it's
like for him watching
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rich white boys like you
just collecting paycheck
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after paycheck, while
he wallows in the filth
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of his tiny house?
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The fuck?
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- Butters, Kenny
deserves a chance to be
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able to work like you do.
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Please, give him that chance.
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- Ugh, I just give a bit of
my paycheck every week to
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you guys?
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- And we pay you back
as soon as we make
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our first dollar, Butters.
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You have my word on it.
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- Oh, OK.
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- Yeah!
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Yeah!
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- Guys, we're going into
the restaurant business.
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Some days won't end ever,
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and some days pass on by.
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I'll be working here forever,
at least until I die.
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00:09:10,355 --> 00:09:13,229
Damned if you do,
damned if you don't.
256
00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:14,934
I'm supposed to get
a raise next week,
257
00:09:14,935 --> 00:09:16,540
you know damn well I won't.
258
00:09:16,541 --> 00:09:19,147
Workin' for a livin', workin'.
259
00:09:19,148 --> 00:09:22,090
Workin' for a livin', workin'.
260
00:09:22,091 --> 00:09:25,400
Workin' for a livin',
livin' and a workin'.
261
00:09:25,401 --> 00:09:27,139
I'm taking what
they're giving because
262
00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:34,229
I'm workin' for a livin'.
263
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,605
Hey, I'm not complaining
'cause I really need to work.
264
00:09:37,606 --> 00:09:40,948
But hittin' up my buddy's
got the feeling like a jerk.
265
00:09:40,949 --> 00:09:43,557
Hundred dollar car
note, 200 rent.
266
00:09:43,558 --> 00:09:46,834
I get a check on Friday
but it's already spent.
267
00:09:46,835 --> 00:09:50,111
Workin' for a livin', workin'.
268
00:09:50,112 --> 00:09:53,020
Workin' for a livin', workin'.
269
00:09:53,021 --> 00:09:55,929
Workin' for a livin',
livin' and a workin'.
270
00:09:55,930 --> 00:09:58,068
I'm taking what they're
giving 'cause I'm working
271
00:09:58,069 --> 00:10:04,891
for a livin'.
272
00:10:06,329 --> 00:10:08,400
- This is going to be the best
restaurant in Colorado, Kenny.
273
00:10:08,401 --> 00:10:10,045
And I know exactly
what we should name it.
274
00:10:14,695 --> 00:10:16,802
- Tom, I'm standing out
front of a Colorado icon,
275
00:10:16,803 --> 00:10:19,409
the old Coney Island Hot
Dog, where the owners
276
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,215
plan to reopen soon.
277
00:10:21,216 --> 00:10:24,192
The hot dog stand is going
through major renovations
278
00:10:24,193 --> 00:10:26,531
and the new name has
just been announced,
279
00:10:26,532 --> 00:10:30,109
DikinBaus Hot Dogs is sure
to be a big hit here in town.
280
00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:32,317
He said it!
281
00:10:32,318 --> 00:10:33,921
We got him to say
dick and balls!
282
00:10:35,227 --> 00:10:37,031
- The owners say they're
planning on all kinds
283
00:10:37,032 --> 00:10:38,569
of rides and games.
284
00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:41,278
And also, with each hot dog
served here at DikinBaus Hot
285
00:10:41,279 --> 00:10:43,184
Dogs, they actually
use the ketchup
286
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:45,591
to put a nice little
Smiley face on the plate.
287
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,868
- It's just their sort
of trademark touch.
288
00:10:48,869 --> 00:10:50,807
The renovations are
supposed to be finished soon
289
00:10:50,808 --> 00:10:53,650
and the new owners are inviting
everyone to come on down,
290
00:10:53,651 --> 00:10:58,331
enjoy, and let DikinBaus
put a smile on your buns.
291
00:10:59,903 --> 00:11:02,878
- Le... let DikinBaus put
a smile on your buns.
292
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,058
- Oh.
Hey, Butters.
293
00:11:07,059 --> 00:11:08,964
We have some of those
first quarter projections
294
00:11:08,965 --> 00:11:10,368
to show you.
295
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:11,471
Do you have the first
quarter projections, Kenny?
296
00:11:11,472 --> 00:11:12,474
Uh, let me see.
297
00:11:12,475 --> 00:11:13,645
Where did we put those?
298
00:11:13,646 --> 00:11:15,484
- Are you guys just
playing around?
299
00:11:15,485 --> 00:11:17,089
- No, we are
renovating and opening
300
00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:19,396
an amazing restaurant that
will be extremely profitable.
301
00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:21,435
- Then why did you
name it DikinBaus?
302
00:11:21,436 --> 00:11:23,141
- Butters, you are the investor.
303
00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:24,679
We are the creatives.
304
00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,385
- Well, stop being creative
and open the goddamn restaurant
305
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,722
so I can get my money back.
306
00:11:27,723 --> 00:11:29,962
So stop dicking around
and wasting my money.
307
00:11:29,963 --> 00:11:32,102
- Butters, at DikinBaus,
dicking around
308
00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:39,124
is all we do, dicking
around the competition.
309
00:11:51,865 --> 00:11:55,642
- What on Earth?
310
00:11:55,643 --> 00:11:57,080
- OK, that's good!
311
00:11:57,081 --> 00:11:59,186
Mermaid goes to the mermaid
grotto right over there.
312
00:11:59,187 --> 00:12:00,457
- Eric!
313
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,563
Eric, I think you've
done enough renovations.
314
00:12:02,564 --> 00:12:03,868
- Mom, no offense,
but will you shut
315
00:12:03,869 --> 00:12:05,172
your mouth because
you know nothing
316
00:12:05,173 --> 00:12:06,543
about the restaurant business?
317
00:12:06,544 --> 00:12:08,749
- Excuse me, are
you guys the owners?
318
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,622
- Yes, we're the owners.
319
00:12:10,623 --> 00:12:11,959
- Well, we got your zip line put
320
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,732
in but this asphalt
is so old it's not
321
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,471
going to hold the eye bolts.
322
00:12:15,472 --> 00:12:16,607
- Well, what does that mean?
323
00:12:16,608 --> 00:12:18,012
- I think you've
got to re-asphalt
324
00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:20,452
the entire parking area
or just lose the zip line.
325
00:12:20,453 --> 00:12:22,559
- Well, obviously, we're not
going to lose the zip line.
326
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,997
So let's see what we can do.
327
00:12:23,998 --> 00:12:25,167
- All right.
328
00:12:25,168 --> 00:12:26,973
Well then, over here
on your mermaid grotto,
329
00:12:26,974 --> 00:12:29,012
the mermaid is in but
she can't actually
330
00:12:29,013 --> 00:12:31,353
spit water because there's
no plumbing underneath.
331
00:12:31,354 --> 00:12:32,757
- Jesus Christ.
332
00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:34,830
Well, I guess we got to
find a way to add plumbing.
333
00:12:34,831 --> 00:12:36,469
All right, everyone,
it's looking good
334
00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:37,773
but we have a ways to go.
335
00:12:37,774 --> 00:12:39,813
I don't know about you,
but I am exhausted.
336
00:12:39,814 --> 00:12:41,384
I think we should just all
take the rest of the day
337
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:44,093
off because it is wet's not
work to hard Wednesdays.
338
00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:45,129
- All right.
339
00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:46,400
Oh, OK.
340
00:12:46,401 --> 00:12:53,289
- Let's not work too hard.
341
00:12:55,931 --> 00:12:57,969
- Back from work, Butters?
342
00:12:57,970 --> 00:12:58,806
- Oh.
343
00:12:58,807 --> 00:13:00,343
Hey, Mom and Dad.
344
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:03,788
- You must be so tired from
selling all that ice cream.
345
00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:04,791
- Well, yeah.
346
00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:06,697
It was a pretty long night.
347
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,636
- A long night, he says.
348
00:13:08,637 --> 00:13:10,007
That's great, Butters.
349
00:13:10,008 --> 00:13:13,752
Only problem is, if you're
really working at a job,
350
00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:17,463
then why is there $0
in your bank account?
351
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,734
- What?
352
00:13:18,735 --> 00:13:21,208
So now what are you
really doing, young man?
353
00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:22,178
- $0?
354
00:13:22,179 --> 00:13:23,816
But I've been working every day.
355
00:13:23,817 --> 00:13:24,919
- Oh, sure.
356
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,492
I know exactly how it is.
357
00:13:26,493 --> 00:13:29,033
You say you have to work so
you can get out of the house,
358
00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:31,607
get away from the family and
you go down to that glory hole
359
00:13:31,608 --> 00:13:32,778
down on Fourth and Larimer.
360
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,182
- Oh, my god.
Butters!
361
00:13:34,183 --> 00:13:36,155
- And while your family
thinks you're at your job,
362
00:13:36,156 --> 00:13:37,559
you're actually
strapped face down
363
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:40,000
on a bed at the Brighton
Motel, taking any load you
364
00:13:40,001 --> 00:13:41,171
can find on Adultfriendfinder.
365
00:13:41,172 --> 00:13:42,174
- Ahh!
366
00:13:43,445 --> 00:13:44,447
- It's the lies!
367
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:45,417
It's the lies!
368
00:13:45,418 --> 00:13:46,754
I can't take anymore.
369
00:13:46,755 --> 00:13:48,840
I'm going to go to the office
and get some work done.
370
00:13:51,904 --> 00:13:54,545
- That son of a gun.
371
00:13:54,546 --> 00:14:00,831
- Wee!
372
00:14:00,832 --> 00:14:03,607
Wee!
373
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,048
- Oh, man.
374
00:14:06,049 --> 00:14:07,552
It's the stupid bank.
375
00:14:07,553 --> 00:14:08,523
Hey, Butters.
376
00:14:08,524 --> 00:14:09,792
- Gosh dang it, Eric!
377
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:10,962
What the hell do you
think you're doing?
378
00:14:10,963 --> 00:14:12,267
You can't just take my money out
379
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,270
of my gosh dang bank account...
- Butters...
380
00:14:13,271 --> 00:14:14,607
- without my permission...
381
00:14:14,608 --> 00:14:17,015
- Butter... Butters!
382
00:14:17,016 --> 00:14:18,486
Butters, would you relax?
383
00:14:18,487 --> 00:14:21,028
- Where's all the money
gone from my bank account?
384
00:14:21,029 --> 00:14:23,000
- You said to get things moving.
385
00:14:23,001 --> 00:14:25,173
We needed the
funds to go faster.
386
00:14:25,174 --> 00:14:27,012
- You said you'd never
access my account
387
00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:28,217
without my permission!
388
00:14:28,218 --> 00:14:29,621
- Butters, we're about to reopen
389
00:14:29,622 --> 00:14:32,229
a historic landmark that
means something to people.
390
00:14:32,230 --> 00:14:34,101
You think I'm just doing
all this for the fun of it?
391
00:14:34,102 --> 00:14:35,472
Hang on a second.
392
00:14:35,473 --> 00:14:38,281
Wee!
393
00:14:38,282 --> 00:14:39,652
We're creating jobs, Butters.
394
00:14:39,653 --> 00:14:40,822
And we're helping people.
395
00:14:40,823 --> 00:14:42,829
- Then open the
stupid place, Eric.
396
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:43,965
- Fine!
397
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,203
We'll start hiring
tomorrow morning
398
00:14:45,204 --> 00:14:46,907
and we'll be open
by the afternoon.
399
00:14:46,908 --> 00:14:48,245
And trust me, Butters.
400
00:14:48,246 --> 00:14:50,954
When we open and you see
how successful it is,
401
00:14:50,955 --> 00:14:58,177
you're going to apologize to me.
402
00:15:01,722 --> 00:15:02,891
What the hell is going on?
403
00:15:02,892 --> 00:15:03,994
Why is nobody showing up?
404
00:15:03,995 --> 00:15:05,833
I don't know, dude.
405
00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:07,004
- Hey.
Hey!
406
00:15:07,005 --> 00:15:08,442
Excuse me.
407
00:15:08,443 --> 00:15:11,685
You want to come work at
DikinBaus for minimum wage?
408
00:15:11,686 --> 00:15:14,259
- No.
409
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:16,032
- That's because your
generation is lazy.
410
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:17,536
You got all comfy
during the pandemic.
411
00:15:17,537 --> 00:15:19,209
Nobody knows how
to work anymore!
412
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,802
- They're saying you people
here might have a job?
413
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:28,805
- Yes!
414
00:15:28,806 --> 00:15:31,312
Please, have a seat.
415
00:15:31,313 --> 00:15:33,520
Um, so, what kind of
experience do you have?
416
00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:35,692
- Well, I was working
down at the Budd factory
417
00:15:35,693 --> 00:15:38,903
in Fort Collins but then Joe
Biden caused a recession,
418
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:40,675
so they took my job.
419
00:15:40,676 --> 00:15:41,711
- Whoa!
420
00:15:41,712 --> 00:15:43,451
- Then I worked
over at Waffle House
421
00:15:43,452 --> 00:15:45,189
but they decided
they needed employees
422
00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:49,068
to be more "inclusive,"
so they took my job.
423
00:15:49,069 --> 00:15:50,405
Sorry to hear that.
424
00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:52,412
- And then I got let go
from the bowling alley
425
00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:55,354
and all I want is a damn job.
426
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,728
- Well, I believe that
we here at DikinBaus
427
00:15:57,729 --> 00:15:59,801
would like to hire
you immediately.
428
00:15:59,802 --> 00:16:00,771
- OK.
429
00:16:00,772 --> 00:16:02,643
Can I work from home?
430
00:16:02,644 --> 00:16:03,547
What?
431
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:04,517
- No, you can't work from home.
432
00:16:04,518 --> 00:16:05,620
It's a hot dog stand.
433
00:16:05,621 --> 00:16:07,324
- Well, I could
work here but I'll
434
00:16:07,325 --> 00:16:09,197
need mental health
days off to deal
435
00:16:09,198 --> 00:16:10,568
with the toxic environment.
436
00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:12,039
- Where do people
get this stuff?
437
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,243
All right, fine.
438
00:16:13,244 --> 00:16:14,480
Never mind, we don't
want to hire you.
439
00:16:14,481 --> 00:16:16,787
- You're going to take my job?
440
00:16:16,788 --> 00:16:18,325
They took my job!
441
00:16:18,326 --> 00:16:20,197
- They took yer job!
442
00:16:20,198 --> 00:16:22,204
- Took my job!
443
00:16:22,205 --> 00:16:23,776
- Durk-a-dur!
444
00:16:32,487 --> 00:16:35,262
Took-er-jabs!
445
00:16:35,263 --> 00:16:36,599
- Good morning, everyone.
446
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,439
After an exhaustive
search for employees,
447
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:43,320
we have determined that you
are the best of the best.
448
00:16:45,762 --> 00:16:47,165
- Yes.
449
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,938
We're sure you're excited to
be part of the DikinBaus team.
450
00:16:48,939 --> 00:16:51,178
And we are certainly
glad to have you here.
451
00:16:51,179 --> 00:16:52,248
- We're happy to be here.
452
00:16:52,249 --> 00:16:53,719
- Shut up, Scott.
453
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,658
Now listen, it's going to
take dedication and drive
454
00:16:55,659 --> 00:16:56,661
to get this place open.
455
00:16:56,662 --> 00:16:58,099
Isn't that right, Kenny?
456
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,537
Sorry, Kenny is working
from home today because it's
457
00:16:59,538 --> 00:17:00,608
his mental health day.
458
00:17:00,609 --> 00:17:01,811
Hey, guys.
459
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,182
- Hi.
460
00:17:03,183 --> 00:17:04,553
- Now there may
not be many of us.
461
00:17:04,554 --> 00:17:05,857
But in order to open,
we're going to have to...
462
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,797
- Do I get mental
health days too?
463
00:17:07,798 --> 00:17:08,767
- Oh, here we go.
464
00:17:08,768 --> 00:17:10,237
Fine, Clyde, what
days do you need
465
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,340
to have mental health days?
466
00:17:11,341 --> 00:17:12,478
- Well, how should
I know until I'm
467
00:17:12,479 --> 00:17:13,581
feeling mentally unhealthy?
468
00:17:13,582 --> 00:17:14,819
- Goddammit, you guys.
469
00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:16,323
It isn't going to
work like this, OK?
470
00:17:16,324 --> 00:17:18,730
- Um, I'm also going to need
5 minute breaks every hour
471
00:17:18,731 --> 00:17:20,168
to check my insulin levels.
472
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:21,439
You're joking.
473
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,211
This is a goddamn
restaurant, you guys.
474
00:17:23,212 --> 00:17:24,883
There's no time for diabetes!
475
00:17:24,884 --> 00:17:26,889
You don't hear Mrs. Anderson
complaining about her
476
00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:28,595
time off.
477
00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:33,243
- I don't work on
no-thinky Thursdays.
478
00:17:33,244 --> 00:17:34,479
- Oh, that's it!
479
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,783
That's it, I give up.
480
00:17:35,784 --> 00:17:37,321
It's impossible to open
any kind of business
481
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:40,431
these days when this generation
doesn't know how to work.
482
00:17:40,432 --> 00:17:41,434
- Hey, fellers.
483
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,437
- Oh, great.
484
00:17:42,438 --> 00:17:43,742
Now the bank is here.
485
00:17:43,743 --> 00:17:45,681
Scrooge McButters to
collect on his money.
486
00:17:45,682 --> 00:17:47,520
- You haven't made any money.
487
00:17:47,521 --> 00:17:50,864
- Butters, the
truth is, we tried.
488
00:17:50,865 --> 00:17:52,535
The fact of the matter
is, the US government
489
00:17:52,536 --> 00:17:54,408
failed this generation
by shutting down
490
00:17:54,409 --> 00:17:55,645
businesses in the pandemic.
491
00:17:55,646 --> 00:17:56,916
And now they don't
know how to go back.
492
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:59,257
I'm sorry, but we
lost all your money.
493
00:17:59,258 --> 00:18:01,965
But there is a good side to
this because as you can see,
494
00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:03,469
I now have a house
that has slides,
495
00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:04,773
and games, and a mermaid grotto.
496
00:18:04,774 --> 00:18:07,682
And you can come and
hang out all you want.
497
00:18:07,683 --> 00:18:12,297
- Gosh dang it!
498
00:18:17,381 --> 00:18:18,717
Attention, everyone.
499
00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:20,690
DikinBaus is now
open for business.
500
00:18:35,303 --> 00:18:36,338
Welcome to DikinBaus.
501
00:18:36,339 --> 00:18:40,284
How can I help you?
502
00:18:44,398 --> 00:18:45,400
There you are, ma'am.
503
00:18:45,401 --> 00:18:46,771
Thank you.
504
00:18:46,772 --> 00:18:49,112
- Oh, look at the little
smile on the plate, honey.
505
00:18:49,113 --> 00:18:53,625
- Oh, you like that, don't you?
506
00:19:01,351 --> 00:19:02,486
- You guys, it's working.
507
00:19:02,487 --> 00:19:03,489
We're doing it!
508
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:04,492
All right!
509
00:19:09,074 --> 00:19:10,076
- Mm.
510
00:19:10,077 --> 00:19:11,682
Hey, that's a
pretty good hot dog.
511
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:14,456
- I just love to have all the
fun stuff for kids to do here.
512
00:19:23,319 --> 00:19:24,990
- Hey, great job, kid.
513
00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:26,561
- You really did it, Eric.
514
00:19:26,562 --> 00:19:28,199
- Congratulations, Eric.
515
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,570
You're a hero.
516
00:19:29,571 --> 00:19:30,573
- Oh, my god.
517
00:19:30,574 --> 00:19:31,544
Oh, my god.
518
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:36,793
This is a dream come true.
519
00:19:36,794 --> 00:19:38,665
- Well, congratulations,
young man.
520
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,605
DikinBaus Hot Dogs
is a big success
521
00:19:40,606 --> 00:19:43,246
and here's your first
return on your investment.
522
00:19:43,247 --> 00:19:45,353
I'm sure there's
many more to come.
523
00:19:45,354 --> 00:19:46,958
- Oh, I made my money back, huh?
524
00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:48,362
- Now what I'm
thinking, Butters,
525
00:19:48,363 --> 00:19:50,302
is that we should grow
your business by applying
526
00:19:50,303 --> 00:19:53,077
for a corporate loan, which
could pay you dividends
527
00:19:53,078 --> 00:19:55,251
as you expand the
company into new areas.
528
00:19:55,252 --> 00:19:56,855
- Yeah, I wasn't thinking that.
529
00:19:56,856 --> 00:19:59,196
See, all I ever wanted
was just to do my job,
530
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:02,540
learn how to work, and help
Mr. Sullivan sell ice cream.
531
00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:04,847
So I'm thinking I'm actually
going to conduct a market
532
00:20:04,848 --> 00:20:06,251
analysis to look
for potential buyers
533
00:20:06,252 --> 00:20:09,027
and roll over the company
as an exit strategy.
534
00:20:09,028 --> 00:20:10,798
- Well, you could
do that but I think
535
00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:12,404
you'd have trouble
getting investors
536
00:20:12,405 --> 00:20:15,647
who will commit major capital
for just partial ownership.
537
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,052
- Yeah.
538
00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:18,958
So that's why I want to
approach overseas investors
539
00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:20,830
who will buy the IP, the
restaurant operations,
540
00:20:20,831 --> 00:20:22,134
and the real estate outright.
541
00:20:22,135 --> 00:20:23,672
- But you couldn't do
that because there's
542
00:20:23,673 --> 00:20:26,247
already tenants in the building
who have to be relocated.
543
00:20:26,248 --> 00:20:27,684
- Yeah, I thought of that too.
544
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:31,061
Come on in.
545
00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:32,633
- Hello.
546
00:20:32,634 --> 00:20:36,111
- Wait, so you two have already
discussed some kind of deal?
547
00:20:36,112 --> 00:20:37,347
- Oh, yes.
548
00:20:37,348 --> 00:20:39,321
Butters and I have
been talking and we
549
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,260
think that my
little Eric deserves
550
00:20:41,261 --> 00:20:47,413
to get exactly what he's
been wanting for a long time.
551
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,249
No!
552
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,253
No, what are you doing?
553
00:20:49,254 --> 00:20:50,256
DikinBaus is mine!
554
00:20:50,257 --> 00:20:56,106
You can't sell DikinBaus!
555
00:20:56,107 --> 00:20:57,410
No!
Take me back.
556
00:20:57,411 --> 00:20:58,413
No!
557
00:20:58,414 --> 00:20:59,550
Please!
558
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,155
- This picture go over
here, Ms. Cartman?
559
00:21:01,156 --> 00:21:02,126
- Oh, yes.
560
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:03,129
That's perfect.
561
00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:05,001
Thank you.
562
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,806
- Wha... what is this?
563
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,815
- The new owners paid for us
to have our old house back.
564
00:21:09,816 --> 00:21:13,092
- I don't want my old
house, I want DikinBaus!
565
00:21:13,093 --> 00:21:14,195
- Come on.
566
00:21:14,196 --> 00:21:15,366
- No!
567
00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:17,339
No!
568
00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:18,677
- There you go, Eric.
569
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:21,351
It's your old room just
like you always wanted.
570
00:21:21,352 --> 00:21:23,692
- But I hate this stupid house!
571
00:21:23,693 --> 00:21:25,063
I don't want to be here.
572
00:21:25,064 --> 00:21:28,373
I want to be in DikinBaus!
573
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:29,844
DikinBaus is awesome.
574
00:21:29,845 --> 00:21:31,115
This place sucks.
575
00:21:31,116 --> 00:21:32,118
Please!
576
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:35,161
I want...
577
00:21:35,162 --> 00:21:37,769
DikinBaus!
578
00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:40,076
I want my DikinBaus!
579
00:21:40,077 --> 00:21:43,420
DikinBaus!
580
00:21:46,689 --> 00:21:48,693
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