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I'm home.

You haven't moved since I left for camp, have you?

No, I mean, I was over.

Yeah? I did shopping and got groceries.

Did you? Oh, okay.

How are you doing?

I'm good. Camp was so great. The kids were amazing this year.

Yeah? Yeah, we had so much fun. They wrote me a song and, you know, and the

of the camp says next year that I'm going to get to

do some more leadership stuff, and I'm really excited about that. We went

every day. We went to that waterfall, you remember, that Jack took us to? You

know, I was really in the middle of a great nap.

Oh, well, I was wondering, hey, I was wondering if you're not,

you know, too lazy, if you could rub my feet, because we took a 10 -mile hike. I

think you've got, like, some ingrown hairs. Maybe you could suck them out?

Please. Please.

Sister, they need you.

They need you. Come on. Come on, they need you.

They need you to help me.

Alright, hold on. Why did you become so lazy? Just help.

I'm in the middle of sleeping, dammit. You need to get a job and quit sleeping.

Come on.

Come on.

Rub your sister's feet, goddammit.

Like you mean it.

Alright, hold on.

Just for a minute, all right? Anything doing is worth doing with enthusiasm.

Then will you let me go back to bed?

Uh -huh.

Yeah, ooh.

Smell them. I don't think they're right.

I think there's something not right about that.

Like, is there a fungus in there? Will you smell it? I'm not going to smell

that. Will you smell my feet, please? Trust me, I've been giving you a damn

rub. Okay, deeper.

Open your eyes. Look at me. So tell me, did you go on any job interviews?

No, I was like...

Really? Really?

No job interview?

I can't believe I let you stay at my place.

Yeah, I hung out with Melissa a bunch and like, you know, made some cool food.

You're still dating that girl? No, not anymore.

Did you fuck her in my bed?

No, I didn't fuck her in your bed.

You better not have fucked that whore in my bed. I wouldn't have fucked her in

your bed, don't worry.

So job interviews?

Or just fucking that girl in my bed.

No, you know, it's like I've been working on, you know, I've been trying

on my resume and I just didn't think I had enough time. And I'm going to take

that trip soon. I just didn't think it would be right, you know, to like try

apply for a job if I'm just going to have to take time off right away.

But I let you stay here on the condition that you were going to get a job.

I mean, I thought maybe you could just let me stay and maybe I'll just like,

know, I don't know.

It's like...

Tidy up every now and again or something? I don't know. I don't really

that. But, you know, I'll do it.

You're my brother, not a loser boyfriend.

Rubbing your feet. See? Look at this.

You promise to do this every day?

Every day?

Mm -hmm.

I don't know.

Will you get me special stuff to get that fungus to go away? Oh, God.

I think I got camp foot.

Taste it.

Taste it.

Taste it. Can I taste it?

I missed you. I missed harassing you.

Yeah.

I missed harassing you, little brother.

Oh, God. Come on.

Does that smell all right down there? Do you think it caught a fungus?

Do you think?

Does it smell okay?

I like that little mustache.

I think that must feel pretty good.

You're weird.

You're weird.

You're weird. Why don't you just get up and do something?

Why don't you just get up and do something, my brother? Come on. What are

doing? You know we're not tan anymore.

Oh.

Are you sure?

Because you're doing the same thing that you've been doing. Oh, you're doing the

same thing that you've been doing.

Camp is for adults, too!

Listen. Alright, I'm not trying to be mean. I really do appreciate...

Being and you like putting me up You know, it's not easy being a camp

You know that nobody wants to date a girl that goes away for three months.

I mean, what are you getting all pouty for?

You've been here, you've been dating, you've been dating Melissa, you've been

cooking romantic dinners and I've been all alone.

Do you have any, do you have an old camp boyfriend?

No, camp romances this year, not one. No camp romances?

How did you live? You're usually such a hornball.

I don't know.

I've been really horny.

And, like, I don't know. The kids stay the same age, but I keep getting older.

They're not as interested anymore.

Well, you're still looking as fine as ever, so I'm sure it's not going to be

problem. You mean it? Yeah, of course. You like the tan?

Yeah, you look great. Yeah, you want to see my tan lines?

Yeah, what you got? You got a funny one? Yeah, yeah. Because, you know, we've

been going out. Yes.

Don't be weird.

You're making it weird.

Are you blushing?

Are you embarrassed? Are you embarrassed?

Look at the fun with turning my ass crack.

Look at it.

It's a hit.

Yeah.

That is pretty good, though.

Oh, thanks.

Yeah, do you like it?

Do you want to smell it?

Come on, smell my ass.

Smell my ass.

Yeah.

Oh, come on. You know you like it.

No,

don't tickle me.

Do it again. No.

No.

services for staying here you know i do appreciate it

yeah

maybe

um will you do me a favor

so we're having an end of summer they can't

That's weird.

That's weird.

Take out your dick.

Come on.

Can we see it?

I haven't seen it in a while.

Come on. I haven't seen it in a while.

I see. I see that it's right there.

I think you like it.

I see why the girls date you when you don't have a job.

Don't judge me, okay?

I won't judge you. Understand me.

I know how it ends.

Why don't you come sit on my face for a little bit?

That makes sense.

Fuck me.

Mr. Rumpel?

Oh, great.

Possibly.

Whoa, whoa!

as long as he's like you can stay in there as long as you

Are you gonna come in there for a sec?

Oh.