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Flying. Flying.

Flying. Flying.

Flying. Flying. Beautiful. Are you? Yes, you are.

Is that a

Is that a

Is that a smile? Is it

I just need

I just need

I just need [Music]

and on the beach walking back. Did

and on the beach walking back. Did

and on the beach walking back. Did you as a family? How long have you had

you as a family? How long have you had

you as a family? How long have you had it? Since I was five.

it? Since I was five.

it? Since I was five. It's amazing.

Ban

Ban

Ban said they do a beautiful dance,

said they do a beautiful dance,

said they do a beautiful dance, fertility

fertility

fertility dance, and they have

babies. There you go.

babies. There you go.

babies. There you go. I was told to keep it warm. So, well, we

I was told to keep it warm. So, well, we

I was told to keep it warm. So, well, we should have the results in a couple of

should have the results in a couple of

should have the results in a couple of weeks.

weeks.

weeks. Brilliant.

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Hi.

All

All

All right. Uh, sorry. My husband's not here.

right. Uh, sorry. My husband's not here.

right. Uh, sorry. My husband's not here. He's at the builders. Eh,

He's at the builders. Eh,

He's at the builders. Eh, are you one of his students?

picked the right looker. Oh, you're

picked the right looker. Oh, you're

picked the right looker. Oh, you're Nick.

Nick.

Nick. So, I exist. Yeah. No, of course. I just

So, I exist. Yeah. No, of course. I just

So, I exist. Yeah. No, of course. I just wasn't expecting I'm Dawn.

wasn't expecting I'm Dawn.

wasn't expecting I'm Dawn. Just thought I'd drop by. I'll let him

Just thought I'd drop by. I'll let him

Just thought I'd drop by. I'll let him know.

know.

know. Here, let's make it a surprise. Oh, no.

Here, let's make it a surprise. Oh, no.

Here, let's make it a surprise. Oh, no. I think I should.

I think I should.

I think I should. I go on then.

Oh, no. He's gone into a class. Do you

Oh, no. He's gone into a class. Do you

Oh, no. He's gone into a class. Do you want to bring your stuff in? Come in.

It's a bit of a bomb site.

I'll take out my thing, shall I?

We had no idea you were coming.

We're not really set up for guests yet.

Oh, don't bring her too close to her

Oh, don't bring her too close to her

Oh, don't bring her too close to her hatch. She's not trained yet. She's a a

hatch. She's not trained yet. She's a a

hatch. She's not trained yet. She's a a reject dog. She was abandoned by her

reject dog. She was abandoned by her

reject dog. She was abandoned by her owners. Reject.

You want to put some tar in there?

Hi

[\h__\h]

Been on the sunbeds. Then I tried to

Been on the sunbeds. Then I tried to

Been on the sunbeds. Then I tried to call. How [\h__\h] did you know I'd be here?

call. How [\h__\h] did you know I'd be here?

call. How [\h__\h] did you know I'd be here? Dobby turns to it [\h__\h]

He's not very refined.

So, what do you think?

So, what do you think?

So, what do you think? It's lovely. Yeah, it's lovely. It'll be

It's lovely. Yeah, it's lovely. It'll be

It's lovely. Yeah, it's lovely. It'll be beautiful. Beautiful.

Yeah. Go then.

This is from family mech.

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It must be hard out

It must be hard out

It must be hard out there. You must miss home.

Oh, those glasses. I know they're here

Oh, those glasses. I know they're here

Oh, those glasses. I know they're here somewhere. We haven't really had the

somewhere. We haven't really had the

somewhere. We haven't really had the time to

shame I was away. Oh, it was kind of low

shame I was away. Oh, it was kind of low

shame I was away. Oh, it was kind of low key. It was only a registry office. How

key. It was only a registry office. How

key. It was only a registry office. How did he behave? Well, he wasn't found

did he behave? Well, he wasn't found

did he behave? Well, he wasn't found shagging one of my bridesmaid the

shagging one of my bridesmaid the

shagging one of my bridesmaid the toilet, were you? Get back to the

toilet, were you? Get back to the

toilet, were you? Get back to the chopping business. She's changed you.

chopping business. She's changed you.

chopping business. She's changed you. You got all posh. Marriage is a constant

You got all posh. Marriage is a constant

You got all posh. Marriage is a constant process of negotiation. Yeah, we sing in

process of negotiation. Yeah, we sing in

process of negotiation. Yeah, we sing in our chains.

How's Sam?

How's Sam?

How's Sam? Grand. She's She's grand. The kid.

Grand. She's She's grand. The kid.

Grand. She's She's grand. The kid. Dylan.

Dylan.

Dylan. Yeah, he's a bundle of fun.

Yeah, he's a bundle of fun.

Yeah, he's a bundle of fun. Not mine. By previous.

Not mine. By previous.

Not mine. By previous. God, how do they f with all the coming

God, how do they f with all the coming

God, how do they f with all the coming and going?

and going?

and going? They don't.

Thank you.

Cheers. Cheers. It's lovely to have you.

Cheers. Cheers. It's lovely to have you.

Cheers. Cheers. It's lovely to have you. So, you didn't buy the farm

So, you didn't buy the farm

So, you didn't buy the farm then? Oh, it's a wreck.

Tell me,

Tell me,

Tell me, your brother's a joker.

your brother's a joker.

your brother's a joker. Why haven't we seen him? He's been in

Why haven't we seen him? He's been in

Why haven't we seen him? He's been in the army

the army

the army and

he pushed up on down the stairs when he

he pushed up on down the stairs when he

he pushed up on down the stairs when he was a teenager.

was a teenager.

was a teenager. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Why?

Why?

Why? Well, she can be a

Well, she can be a

Well, she can be a bit bit verbal

bit bit verbal

bit bit verbal still.

I bet my mom was curling tongs when I

I bet my mom was curling tongs when I

I bet my mom was curling tongs when I was

16. That wasn't entirely an

16. That wasn't entirely an

16. That wasn't entirely an accident. She took me to a

accident. She took me to a

accident. She took me to a psychiatrist. Yeah. Well, our mom ended

psychiatrist. Yeah. Well, our mom ended

psychiatrist. Yeah. Well, our mom ended up in the hospital.

Not very.

Not very refined.

You hungry?

You hungry?

You hungry? Yeah.

eggs and

eggs and

eggs and orange something.

You want to take that back to bed? Yeah.

It's good.

the

baby. What's this all about?

baby. What's this all about?

baby. What's this all about? You buggered it in your sleep. You were

You buggered it in your sleep. You were

You buggered it in your sleep. You were sleepwalking.

sleepwalking.

sleepwalking. Oh [\h__\h]

Oh [\h__\h]

Oh [\h__\h] [\h__\h] I haven't done that for a while.

[\h__\h] I haven't done that for a while.

[\h__\h] I haven't done that for a while. What a bugger unless

What a bugger unless

What a bugger unless Oh, thanks. Maybe it's cuz you're able

Oh, thanks. Maybe it's cuz you're able

Oh, thanks. Maybe it's cuz you're able to relax. Maybe. Do feel relaxed. Yeah,

to relax. Maybe. Do feel relaxed. Yeah,

to relax. Maybe. Do feel relaxed. Yeah, don't relax too much.

When we were little, David and his

When we were little, David and his

When we were little, David and his mates, they made me a little obstacle

mates, they made me a little obstacle

mates, they made me a little obstacle course. How do you know you were asleep,

course. How do you know you were asleep,

course. How do you know you were asleep, Dawn? What you have to do is talk really

Dawn? What you have to do is talk really

Dawn? What you have to do is talk really quietly. So I slept walked into the

quietly. So I slept walked into the

quietly. So I slept walked into the pond.

Some breakfast

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I don't know whether we should have got

I don't know whether we should have got

I don't know whether we should have got the

chrome alive.

David, I can't believe you did that.

David, I can't believe you did that.

David, I can't believe you did that. It's not funny.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

So, how long is it since you've been

So, how long is it since you've been

So, how long is it since you've been back home? Well, about six years since

back home? Well, about six years since

back home? Well, about six years since I've been back in these parts.

How come you and David haven't been in

How come you and David haven't been in

How come you and David haven't been in touch?

touch?

touch? David was making his way in London. He

David was making his way in London. He

David was making his way in London. He got kind of lost, didn't he?

Oh, I love that sound, guys. [\h__\h]

Oh, I love that sound, guys. [\h__\h]

Oh, I love that sound, guys. [\h__\h] hell. Hello, mate.

hell. Hello, mate.

hell. Hello, mate. Back from dead. I could have [\h__\h]

Back from dead. I could have [\h__\h]

Back from dead. I could have [\h__\h] sort you out, mate. Bigger

sort you out, mate. Bigger

sort you out, mate. Bigger now. Now, watch out for this one, Dawn.

now. Now, watch out for this one, Dawn.

now. Now, watch out for this one, Dawn. So, you've grafted for Sharon's dad,

So, you've grafted for Sharon's dad,

So, you've grafted for Sharon's dad, though.

though.

though. married her. He's dead. Thank Christ.

Don't tell her I told you I hate them.

You want my nick? No, I'm good. Thanks.

You want my nick? No, I'm good. Thanks.

You want my nick? No, I'm good. Thanks. Thank you.

Sorry, Mr. Gr.

Oh, what? It's not bad. I'll tell you

Oh, what? It's not bad. I'll tell you

Oh, what? It's not bad. I'll tell you about being

about being

about being bad. Number two, the

bad. Number two, the

bad. Number two, the Hastings. Kathy Hist hung herself.

Hastings. Kathy Hist hung herself.

Hastings. Kathy Hist hung herself. Nobody found her for a week. So, nobody

Nobody found her for a week. So, nobody

Nobody found her for a week. So, nobody gave a [\h__\h] about Kathy

gave a [\h__\h] about Kathy

gave a [\h__\h] about Kathy Histon. Number three, the Hastings.

Histon. Number three, the Hastings.

Histon. Number three, the Hastings. Jackie Grace beat his wife for 20 years,

Jackie Grace beat his wife for 20 years,

Jackie Grace beat his wife for 20 years, but he wasn't a bad player because he

but he wasn't a bad player because he

but he wasn't a bad player because he did have the football scores on the

did have the football scores on the

did have the football scores on the radio when he was driving the

radio when he was driving the

radio when he was driving the buses. I got the old Forge.

buses. I got the old Forge.

buses. I got the old Forge. that's come up in the world that used to

that's come up in the world that used to

that's come up in the world that used to have all coy windows and have like a

have all coy windows and have like a

have all coy windows and have like a horse's hoof right down

horse's hoof right down

horse's hoof right down there. He was having sex with his

there. He was having sex with his

there. He was having sex with his daughter. It was Everybody knew about

daughter. It was Everybody knew about

daughter. It was Everybody knew about it.

Homely

Homely

Homely homely. She had three kids and she

homely. She had three kids and she

homely. She had three kids and she drowned herself and two of them in the

drowned herself and two of them in the

drowned herself and two of them in the quarry pond. Don't know what happened to

quarry pond. Don't know what happened to

quarry pond. Don't know what happened to the other poor little side.

I met an evil spirit in this churchyard

I met an evil spirit in this churchyard

I met an evil spirit in this churchyard when I was seven. You did not. You did.

when I was seven. You did not. You did.

when I was seven. You did not. You did. Name me what I

Name me what I

Name me what I am. That in the

army, but I wore them off. Experience.

Sweets for the sweet. Go on. Have a good

Sweets for the sweet. Go on. Have a good

Sweets for the sweet. Go on. Have a good day.

We all know the first line. Okay. So,

We all know the first line. Okay. So,

We all know the first line. Okay. So, when I count to 1 2 3, I want you all to

when I count to 1 2 3, I want you all to

when I count to 1 2 3, I want you all to come in together. I want the front line

come in together. I want the front line

come in together. I want the front line and the back line to come in together.

and the back line to come in together.

and the back line to come in together. Okay? So, I want the front row and the

Okay? So, I want the front row and the

Okay? So, I want the front row and the back row at the same time.

back row at the same time.

back row at the same time. Tell

me. He's so full on. He's funny.

You tell

You tell

You tell me. One of my students is cussing

me. One of my students is cussing

me. One of my students is cussing herself.

herself.

herself. How do you know? She told

How do you know? She told

How do you know? She told me this is a shame. She's a bright kid.

You have to report it.

You have to report it.

You have to report it. I don't want to get into trouble with

I don't want to get into trouble with

I don't want to get into trouble with the family. I mean,

the family. I mean,

the family. I mean, you have to tell someone, David. It's

you have to tell someone, David. It's

you have to tell someone, David. It's the law.

the law.

the law. Yeah. Social services. Bit of a mixed

bag. Just trust me.

I can't believe he hasn't brought you

I can't believe he hasn't brought you

I can't believe he hasn't brought you here. We did pass by once. When did

here. We did pass by once. When did

here. We did pass by once. When did David leave? when he was 17. God, it's a

David leave? when he was 17. God, it's a

David leave? when he was 17. God, it's a wreck. So, which one was yours? Ours was

wreck. So, which one was yours? Ours was

wreck. So, which one was yours? Ours was right in the front.

It's nice. I've dreamt about I've dreamt

It's nice. I've dreamt about I've dreamt

It's nice. I've dreamt about I've dreamt about it. All

about it. All

about it. All right. What's

right. What's

right. What's up? Left some tobacco just here.

up? Left some tobacco just here.

up? Left some tobacco just here. Look at that. Oh my god. It's been since

Look at that. Oh my god. It's been since

Look at that. Oh my god. It's been since I was 15. Oh, you can tell.

So, what was it like

So, what was it like

So, what was it like you and David down on the farm?

you and David down on the farm?

you and David down on the farm? Mix

bag. My grandpa, he had these big sh

bag. My grandpa, he had these big sh

bag. My grandpa, he had these big sh horses. They were [\h__\h] huge, but

horses. They were [\h__\h] huge, but

horses. They were [\h__\h] huge, but really gentle.

Yeah. Thanks for um for looking after

Yeah. Thanks for um for looking after

Yeah. Thanks for um for looking after us.

us.

us. I appreciate it. Blinded. No worries.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] It's Nick. Um Johnson.

It's Nick. Um Johnson.

It's Nick. Um Johnson. I'm not blind.

I'm not blind.

I'm not blind. [Music]

[Music]

[Music] You gave me a gold star for geography.

You gave me a gold star for geography.

You gave me a gold star for geography. Remember?

Remember?

Remember? [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Hello, stranger. Well, fancy that. How

Hello, stranger. Well, fancy that. How

Hello, stranger. Well, fancy that. How you doing? Yeah. Hey,

you doing? Yeah. Hey,

you doing? Yeah. Hey, D. You okay? Yeah. Hi, Miss Hedges.

D. You okay? Yeah. Hi, Miss Hedges.

D. You okay? Yeah. Hi, Miss Hedges. So, you won any medals yet? Yeah, the

So, you won any medals yet? Yeah, the

So, you won any medals yet? Yeah, the purple heart. Oh. I've just got to

They spit in the food. I'm sure they

They spit in the food. I'm sure they

They spit in the food. I'm sure they don't. You'll see.

don't. You'll see.

don't. You'll see. So, how were they when you were teaching

So, how were they when you were teaching

So, how were they when you were teaching them?

them?

them? The Johnson boys.

The Johnson boys.

The Johnson boys. Flemy Bretts.

Flemy Bretts.

Flemy Bretts. Poor little chaps.

Sometimes you can't help them even if

Sometimes you can't help them even if

Sometimes you can't help them even if you want

you want

you want to. Their father beat

to. Their father beat

to. Their father beat them. Fact. Fact. Diddly

them. Fact. Fact. Diddly

them. Fact. Fact. Diddly deck. Not that you could see

anything. David ever told me.

Where is he? I like clever boys.

What do you think?

But you have been torturing her. What?

But you have been torturing her. What?

But you have been torturing her. What? She needs to torture us. Oh, the poor

She needs to torture us. Oh, the poor

She needs to torture us. Oh, the poor old. She hasn't got any kids to look

old. She hasn't got any kids to look

old. She hasn't got any kids to look after. Oh, that's what kids are for.

after. Oh, that's what kids are for.

after. Oh, that's what kids are for. Remember Mr. Dixon? Sure. He used to

Remember Mr. Dixon? Sure. He used to

Remember Mr. Dixon? Sure. He used to beat the crap out of us. Well, the lads

beat the crap out of us. Well, the lads

beat the crap out of us. Well, the lads that is. Out of you, you mean? Yeah, cuz

that is. Out of you, you mean? Yeah, cuz

that is. Out of you, you mean? Yeah, cuz I took a rap for Dave.

I took a rap for Dave.

I took a rap for Dave. What did he do? He was just always the

What did he do? He was just always the

What did he do? He was just always the one there. When everyone else turned

one there. When everyone else turned

one there. When everyone else turned around, it was always him standing there

around, it was always him standing there

around, it was always him standing there going, "What? It wasn't me. It wasn't

going, "What? It wasn't me. It wasn't

going, "What? It wasn't me. It wasn't me. I didn't do it until they sent you

me. I didn't do it until they sent you

me. I didn't do it until they sent you away."

He had a spell in Bortol

He had a spell in Bortol

He had a spell in Bortol 10 years ago. Dan, give or take. Far

10 years ago. Dan, give or take. Far

10 years ago. Dan, give or take. Far from the prying eyes of the state,

from the prying eyes of the state,

from the prying eyes of the state, banging his head against the wall. Yeah,

banging his head against the wall. Yeah,

banging his head against the wall. Yeah, that's why I like looking after troubled

that's why I like looking after troubled

that's why I like looking after troubled kids. Oh, that's why I join a [\h__\h]

kids. Oh, that's why I join a [\h__\h]

kids. Oh, that's why I join a [\h__\h] army.

Yeah. Do you remember that time you held

Yeah. Do you remember that time you held

Yeah. Do you remember that time you held my head in the water trough which I

my head in the water trough which I

my head in the water trough which I almost choked? Oh no.

almost choked? Oh no.

almost choked? Oh no. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Where was David? I don't know.

Where was David? I don't know.

Where was David? I don't know. Elsewhere.

Elsewhere.

Elsewhere. You nick my girlfriend. I nicked your

You nick my girlfriend. I nicked your

You nick my girlfriend. I nicked your girlfriend. I was 13. How could I nick

girlfriend. I was 13. How could I nick

girlfriend. I was 13. How could I nick your girlfriend? You looked at her. I

your girlfriend? You looked at her. I

your girlfriend? You looked at her. I looked at her. [\h__\h] hell. They taught

looked at her. [\h__\h] hell. They taught

looked at her. [\h__\h] hell. They taught me all I know. I'm at Dingles dancing

me all I know. I'm at Dingles dancing

me all I know. I'm at Dingles dancing around my handbag and some little

around my handbag and some little

around my handbag and some little scrawny little scruffy

scrawny little scruffy

scrawny little scruffy fella comes up to me i.e. you Nick

fella comes up to me i.e. you Nick

fella comes up to me i.e. you Nick starts giving it the big coming on and

starts giving it the big coming on and

starts giving it the big coming on and then Mr. trustworthy here. Older lad

then Mr. trustworthy here. Older lad

then Mr. trustworthy here. Older lad comes up and saves me. Are you Gary?

comes up and saves me. Are you Gary?

comes up and saves me. Are you Gary? You know they forced me to do that. You

You know they forced me to do that. You

You know they forced me to do that. You Johnson boys. Oh, the man at the straw.

Johnson boys. Oh, the man at the straw.

Johnson boys. Oh, the man at the straw. [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Yeah. Well, that's all over

Yeah. Well, that's all over

Yeah. Well, that's all over now. Marriage is just so restful, isn't

now. Marriage is just so restful, isn't

now. Marriage is just so restful, isn't it, Don? You don't have to choose

it, Don? You don't have to choose

it, Don? You don't have to choose anymore.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Yeah, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry.

Yeah, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry.

Yeah, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry. Eh,

Eh,

Eh, Miss Hedges told me about your dad that

Miss Hedges told me about your dad that

Miss Hedges told me about your dad that he beat you.

he beat you.

he beat you. Who's that dad? At least he didn't [\h__\h]

Who's that dad? At least he didn't [\h__\h]

Who's that dad? At least he didn't [\h__\h] us up the ass.

He's too much. Yeah, well, you wanted

He's too much. Yeah, well, you wanted

He's too much. Yeah, well, you wanted him to stay. Did I?

him to stay. Did I?

him to stay. Did I? Why didn't you tell me? Not here, D. All

Why didn't you tell me? Not here, D. All

Why didn't you tell me? Not here, D. All right, Pete. Can I have uh one more

right, Pete. Can I have uh one more

right, Pete. Can I have uh one more genotonic, please?

genotonic, please?

genotonic, please? [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Oh my

Oh my

Oh my god. Can you come in?

What are you doing? Come on. You go on.

What are you doing? Come on. You go on.

What are you doing? Come on. You go on. No, I can't cuz Gary will go mad.

No, I can't cuz Gary will go mad.

No, I can't cuz Gary will go mad. Oh my god.

Blime me,

Blime me,

Blime me, love. Hey.

Be careful. Don't rip it.

[Music]

Does that mean this baby boy? She does.

Does that mean this baby boy? She does.

Does that mean this baby boy? She does. Come on, guys. Get out of the way.

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

Shocking.

Shocking.

Shocking. [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Go

Go

Go home boy. Oh boy.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] Hey,

Hey,

Hey, painful.

Dave, I think there's somebody in

Dave, I think there's somebody in

Dave, I think there's somebody in there. I think there's somebody in

there. I think there's somebody in

there. I think there's somebody in there.

there.

there. There is. There is. Dave, look. All

There is. There is. Dave, look. All

There is. There is. Dave, look. All right. All right. Look, David. There's

right. All right. Look, David. There's

right. All right. Look, David. There's somebody in here. There's somebody in

somebody in here. There's somebody in

somebody in here. There's somebody in there. Dave, look. Come out. Come out,

there. Dave, look. Come out. Come out,

there. Dave, look. Come out. Come out, Nick.

It's like one of my mate Aaron was in

It's like one of my mate Aaron was in

It's like one of my mate Aaron was in there. When he when he got out the tank,

there. When he when he got out the tank,

there. When he when he got out the tank, he was all on fire. Dave, he was

he was all on fire. Dave, he was

he was all on fire. Dave, he was burning. I pulled the weapon down. I

burning. I pulled the weapon down. I

burning. I pulled the weapon down. I tried to save him and I was like,

tried to save him and I was like,

tried to save him and I was like, "Where's the fire brigade? Where are

"Where's the fire brigade? Where are

"Where's the fire brigade? Where are they?" I was like, "But it was there's

they?" I was like, "But it was there's

they?" I was like, "But it was there's nobody

nobody

nobody there." And so I pulled it down. I

there." And so I pulled it down. I

there." And so I pulled it down. I jumped on top of him like that. Burn

jumped on top of him like that. Burn

jumped on top of him like that. Burn right through. I couldn't save him. It's

right through. I couldn't save him. It's

right through. I couldn't save him. It's all right. Look. Look at me. Look at me.

all right. Look. Look at me. Look at me.

all right. Look. Look at me. Look at me. It's all right. It's all right. Look at

It's all right. It's all right. Look at

It's all right. It's all right. Look at me.

Is he all

right? Poor Nick.

Why didn't you tell me about your

Why didn't you tell me about your

Why didn't you tell me about your dad? Cuz I don't want to think about it

because he was full of hate.

Selfhate. Because I hate him.

Why did we come here?

Why did we come here?

Why did we come here? Cuz I want to do some good in the place

Cuz I want to do some good in the place

Cuz I want to do some good in the place that my dad was a tosser.

that my dad was a tosser.

that my dad was a tosser. Do you really like the countryside?

Do you really like the countryside?

Do you really like the countryside? You're the one with the chickens.

David, I love you.

David, I love you.

David, I love you. Why has he come back?

Why has he come back?

Why has he come back? I used to hold

I used to hold

I used to hold him. That's all you saw.

him. That's all you saw.

him. That's all you saw. me like that.

He needs

help. He's not

help. He's not

help. He's not helping. Can't save him.

Hello,

Nick.

Have you thought about talking to

Have you thought about talking to

Have you thought about talking to someone?

someone?

someone? You know, about your experiences.

We think you need professional help.

We

We

We there's no shame in going off on one.

there's no shame in going off on one.

there's no shame in going off on one. You know, I could talk to someone.

You know, I could talk to someone.

You know, I could talk to someone. We all need help. You may do

and you

I opened the door and I was suddenly in

I opened the door and I was suddenly in

I opened the door and I was suddenly in a ruined city. It looked as it as it was

a ruined city. It looked as it as it was

a ruined city. It looked as it as it was bomb. The ground was hot ash with dead

bomb. The ground was hot ash with dead

bomb. The ground was hot ash with dead bodies scattered everywhere. Okay, Br.

bodies scattered everywhere. Okay, Br.

bodies scattered everywhere. Okay, Br. Have a look at it. If it's one body,

Have a look at it. If it's one body,

Have a look at it. If it's one body, it's just the body without the s. And

it's just the body without the s. And

it's just the body without the s. And then if it's plural, we put I s in there

then if it's plural, we put I s in there

then if it's plural, we put I s in there and that makes their bodies. But that's

and that makes their bodies. But that's

and that makes their bodies. But that's brilliant. You've done that really,

brilliant. You've done that really,

brilliant. You've done that really, really well. Do you want to read on from

really well. Do you want to read on from

really well. Do you want to read on from there?

there?

there? The building the buildings were all

The building the buildings were all

The building the buildings were all smashed to pieces.

So what do you know about professional

So what do you know about professional

So what do you know about professional help?

I was mugged in London. David waded in.

I was mugged in London. David waded in.

I was mugged in London. David waded in. That's how we

That's how we

That's how we met. I had some counseling after that.

met. I had some counseling after that.

met. I had some counseling after that. Oh,

Oh,

Oh, well lucki.

well lucki.

well lucki. Really?

Really?

Really? I've never seen him fight except that

I've never seen him fight except that

I've never seen him fight except that one time.

What was it like? Really?

What was it like? Really?

What was it like? Really? better than

sex.

Um it's

Um it's

Um it's um

um

um um it's like there's one of

um it's like there's one of

um it's like there's one of me out there fighting. um a lot of me

me out there fighting. um a lot of me

me out there fighting. um a lot of me here. Um and I

here. Um and I

here. Um and I can't quite um make the two

um I can't record. That's that's the

um I can't record. That's that's the

um I can't record. That's that's the trouble.

I put

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some king

some king

some king [Music]

[Music]

[Music] my will.

my will.

my will. [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Um can we just do guys to

Okay. Okay. Um can we just do guys to

Okay. Okay. Um can we just do guys to the beginning actually? Just on your own

the beginning actually? Just on your own

the beginning actually? Just on your own first of all.

first of all.

first of all. If

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] and can we just refine the sound of this

and can we just refine the sound of this

and can we just refine the sound of this bitulture?

bitulture?

bitulture? [Music]

[Music]

Dawn.

Dawn.

Dawn. All right. Yeah. You walking? Yeah.

So, who you finding it? Well, it's a big

So, who you finding it? Well, it's a big

So, who you finding it? Well, it's a big old church.

old church.

old church. It's beautiful. It is. Those angels are

It's beautiful. It is. Those angels are

It's beautiful. It is. Those angels are famous. Really? Yeah.

Churches make me feel sad somehow. Yeah.

Churches make me feel sad somehow. Yeah.

Churches make me feel sad somehow. Yeah. Why?

Wait for me to come and save me. Do you

Wait for me to come and save me. Do you

Wait for me to come and save me. Do you remember

you frightened me earlier?

Sorry. Gets to me sometimes.

I hardly know you, do I?

We're trying for a baby. Nice.

We're trying for a baby. Nice.

We're trying for a baby. Nice. Yeah, well, it's taking a sweet time.

Yeah, well, it's taking a sweet time.

Yeah, well, it's taking a sweet time. Nick

Nick

Nick one. I'll do a few.

I was stolen. Weren't

I was stolen. Weren't

I was stolen. Weren't adopted. Really?

Well, worked out well. As far as I can

Well, worked out well. As far as I can

Well, worked out well. As far as I can see,

see,

see, they're dead now. They're

they're dead now. They're

they're dead now. They're older. I miss them. Like, you never

really got shot up by

really got shot up by

really got shot up by mistake in the dark.

mistake in the dark.

mistake in the dark. Couldn't see.

David,

David,

David, how do you know we were here?

how do you know we were here?

how do you know we were here? Dog returns to its [\h__\h] I should have

Dog returns to its [\h__\h] I should have

Dog returns to its [\h__\h] I should have called you. I'm sorry. He just turned

called you. I'm sorry. He just turned

called you. I'm sorry. He just turned up. You've seen enough. It's a wreck,

up. You've seen enough. It's a wreck,

up. You've seen enough. It's a wreck, isn't it?

No idea.

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Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. It's a

Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. It's a

Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. It's a dream. It's all right. It's all right.

dream. It's all right. It's all right.

dream. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all

It's all right. It's all right. It's all

It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right.

right. It's all right. It's all right.

right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all

It's all right. It's all right. It's all

It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right.

right. It's all right. It's all right.

right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right, Nick.

[Applause]

[Applause]

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[Music]

[Music] What's happened?

It was wide open. He must have left it

It was wide open. He must have left it

It was wide open. He must have left it open in his sleep.

You did that.

Why would I open a hen hatch? You know,

Why would I open a hen hatch? You know,

Why would I open a hen hatch? You know, this is just like when you killed your

this is just like when you killed your

this is just like when you killed your rabbit. You left the hutch open in the

rabbit. You left the hutch open in the

rabbit. You left the hutch open in the middle of the night, let the dogs out

middle of the night, let the dogs out

middle of the night, let the dogs out all in his sleep when he was a kid. You

all in his sleep when he was a kid. You

all in his sleep when he was a kid. You did that. You opened the hutch door and

did that. You opened the hutch door and

did that. You opened the hutch door and you blamed it on me. You killed her. You

you blamed it on me. You killed her. You

you blamed it on me. You killed her. You bed wetter.

Oh [\h__\h] Stop it.

John,

John,

John, John,

John, John.

You want some

boys? Bring them

here.

Should we get rid of him?

Should we get rid of him?

Should we get rid of him? Where's him? He's got mates. What about

Where's him? He's got mates. What about

Where's him? He's got mates. What about his ex?

David, did you let the dog into the

hut?

Sorry, I was only joking.

Uh so can you stand

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[Music]

[Music] please keep my

commandments and I

commandments and I

commandments and I [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Father.

[Music]

Are you down?

Dave, I'm sorry. Dave, I'm sorry. Dave,

Dave, I'm sorry. Dave, I'm sorry. Dave,

Dave, I'm sorry. Dave, I'm sorry. Dave, Dave,

get up. Get up.

You want to leave? Do you You want it?

I'll pray for that.

Why did you leave me in the house?

Sorry about last night.

That looks good. I need a slice of that.

That looks good. I need a slice of that.

That looks good. I need a slice of that. You made it. You cut it.

You made it. You cut it.

You made it. You cut it. Who wears the trousers in that house?

Who wears the trousers in that house?

Who wears the trousers in that house? She does.

We just made

We just made

We just made those Robin.

Do you think we should go away at the

Do you think we should go away at the

Do you think we should go away at the end of time? Yeah, we could.

We got a house in

We got a house in

We got a house in Spain. Come there to us. It's an idea.

Spain. Come there to us. It's an idea.

Spain. Come there to us. It's an idea. I'll come to Spain.

Yeah, it's a shame you're leaving,

Yeah, it's a shame you're leaving,

Yeah, it's a shame you're leaving, Nick. Having a farewell party on

Nick. Having a farewell party on

Nick. Having a farewell party on Saturday. Haven't got much of a house.

Saturday. Haven't got much of a house.

Saturday. Haven't got much of a house. We've got a hell of a barbecue.

We've got a hell of a barbecue.

We've got a hell of a barbecue. Oh, going to miss you, Nick.

Well, when your time's up.

Yeah, Gary wants another

Yeah, Gary wants another

Yeah, Gary wants another kid. I just feel too young and I love

kid. I just feel too young and I love

kid. I just feel too young and I love all

all

all this. having a laugh and just being able

this. having a laugh and just being able

this. having a laugh and just being able to have a drink, you know, cuz my mom's

to have a drink, you know, cuz my mom's

to have a drink, you know, cuz my mom's not going to be around

not going to be around

not going to be around forever. She can handle one, but then

forever. She can handle one, but then

forever. She can handle one, but then having to have two. I I know. And I

having to have two. I I know. And I

having to have two. I I know. And I don't want my tits sagging to the

don't want my tits sagging to the

don't want my tits sagging to the ground. Oh. Oh, here's the biggest one

ground. Oh. Oh, here's the biggest one

ground. Oh. Oh, here's the biggest one of them all. Biggest one. What was that,

of them all. Biggest one. What was that,

of them all. Biggest one. What was that, Kim? Oh, yeah. Yeah. You

me going into

me going into

me going into battle. Bloody flat jacket.

I wish you were coming to hear me.

I wish you were coming to hear me.

I wish you were coming to hear me. So slow.

No.

No.

What? This one? No. Dazzle. Bobby.

What? This one? No. Dazzle. Bobby.

What? This one? No. Dazzle. Bobby. Dazzle. None of them. Lovely as you are.

Keep my

Keep my

Keep my [Music]

[Music]

[Music] and I

and I

and I [Music]

will go and he shall

You are

You are

You are [Music]

another with you forever.

of

[Music]

truth. The spirit of truth

[Applause]

Where was Sharon tonight? Oh, her thing

Where was Sharon tonight? Oh, her thing

Where was Sharon tonight? Oh, her thing David

PTA. Thank you.

PTA. Thank you.

PTA. Thank you. Sorry.

No,

No,

No, stupid. Sorry.

stupid. Sorry.

stupid. Sorry. It's all right. Thanks for walking me

It's all right. Thanks for walking me

It's all right. Thanks for walking me home,

home,

home, Dor.

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It's a hard

It's a hard

It's a hard thing to think of people.

It's not a closed booth by any means. In

It's not a closed booth by any means. In

It's not a closed booth by any means. In the first instance, you need to come

the first instance, you need to come

the first instance, you need to come back here for a second test to to make

back here for a second test to to make

back here for a second test to to make sure it isn't just a a blip. It's not a

sure it isn't just a a blip. It's not a

sure it isn't just a a blip. It's not a blip. I'm sorry.

blip. I'm sorry.

blip. I'm sorry. It's uh

It's uh

It's uh it's it's not a blip. Um, I uh I had a

it's it's not a blip. Um, I uh I had a

it's it's not a blip. Um, I uh I had a previous girlfriend who

previous girlfriend who

previous girlfriend who was trying for a baby and uh

Stop crying.

It's my fault. Stop crying.

It's my fault. Stop crying.

It's my fault. Stop crying. Why didn't you just say

Why didn't you just say

Why didn't you just say you kept pushing it? Your your little

you kept pushing it? Your your little

you kept pushing it? Your your little project. I mean, why couldn't we have

project. I mean, why couldn't we have

project. I mean, why couldn't we have just waited for a couple of years?

I was afraid it was me. Well, it's me.

I was afraid it was me. Well, it's me.

I was afraid it was me. Well, it's me. You happy now?

You happy now?

You happy now? Christ.

Christ.

Christ. I'll call Gaz.

I'll call Gaz.

I'll call Gaz. I'm going to walk home.

I'm going to walk home.

I'm going to walk home. Don, please. Please don't leave me. I

Don, please. Please don't leave me. I

Don, please. Please don't leave me. I wouldn't leave much without you.

Hello Nick.

Hello.

It's terrible.

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[Music]

[Music]

So so

Hurry. I'll take the dog for a walk. Go

Hurry. I'll take the dog for a walk. Go

Hurry. I'll take the dog for a walk. Go on then. Come on,

on then. Come on,

on then. Come on, Judy. Yeah. Thanks for making the bed.

Less of the chatter, please.

Less of the chatter, please.

Less of the chatter, please. Right. Make sure you get into your

Right. Make sure you get into your

Right. Make sure you get into your lines. Thomas, will you stop talking,

lines. Thomas, will you stop talking,

lines. Thomas, will you stop talking, please? Thank you. Nardia and Schneade,

please? Thank you. Nardia and Schneade,

please? Thank you. Nardia and Schneade, will you please be quiet? You've got to

will you please be quiet? You've got to

will you please be quiet? You've got to do this in a week, and none of you are

do this in a week, and none of you are

do this in a week, and none of you are prepared. Okay, Jean, start paying

prepared. Okay, Jean, start paying

prepared. Okay, Jean, start paying attention.

David, I want to get through

this. Children on everything. They

this. Children on everything. They

this. Children on everything. They aren't all alive. Yeah. You really want

aren't all alive. Yeah. You really want

aren't all alive. Yeah. You really want How do you know what I want?

It was you that said we should go to the

It was you that said we should go to the

It was you that said we should go to the doctor. You lied about how long we've

doctor. You lied about how long we've

doctor. You lied about how long we've been trying.

been trying.

been trying. You

lied. Oh god, I'm so ashamed.

I love you.

I want you to be happy.

David, you go.

David, you go.

David, you go. I don't want

to go to

They're

awake. Let's just admire them.

[Music]

Hi. How are you? Hello, little

Oh, no.

It's a lovely

[Music]

little dropped you in the water.

She's sad. That's all. She can't have

She's sad. That's all. She can't have

She's sad. That's all. She can't have kids. What? Yeah. David, tell me.

Oh,

Oh,

Oh, don't. Oh, I'm sorry.

It's him who can't.

Oh, come here. I'm

sorry. I'm sorry.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. I know it's a Sunday. Yeah. Been trying

I know it's a Sunday. Yeah. Been trying

I know it's a Sunday. Yeah. Been trying to help your daughter.

So, you looking forward to going back?

Say hello to the

Taliban. Blow up a few more lads.

Taliban. Blow up a few more lads.

Taliban. Blow up a few more lads. Hey. Here, catch.

Oh my god. Come here. Come here. Show

Oh my god. Come here. Come here. Show

Oh my god. Come here. Come here. Show me. Show me.

me. Show me.

me. Show me. [Music]

[Music]

[Music] Is she all right?

A hot co. Did you get this [\h__\h]

All right, door need some help.

All right, door need some help.

All right, door need some help. Thank you. You going to [\h__\h] next then?

All right, daddy. I'd like some help.

All right, daddy. I'd like some help.

All right, daddy. I'd like some help. David. Yes, please. David. David, give

David. Yes, please. David. David, give

David. Yes, please. David. David, give us the

ball. What's this? Hey, soldier

ball. What's this? Hey, soldier

ball. What's this? Hey, soldier boy.

boy.

boy. Catch. You used to pay me to beat you

Catch. You used to pay me to beat you

Catch. You used to pay me to beat you up. Do you know that? What? What are you

up. Do you know that? What? What are you

up. Do you know that? What? What are you going to do?

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it. Remember when you did this to me? Hey,

Remember when you did this to me? Hey,

Remember when you did this to me? Hey, do you remember when you did this to me?

do you remember when you did this to me?

do you remember when you did this to me? Hey,

Hey,

Hey, baby. Come here.

I've [\h__\h] your wife.

Gary.

Gary.

Gary. Gary.

Gary.

Gary. Nick. Don't look at me like that.

Nick. Don't look at me like that.

Nick. Don't look at me like that. Dawn. I'm the sane

Dawn. I'm the sane

Dawn. I'm the sane one. He pushed our mom downstairs.

one. He pushed our mom downstairs.

one. He pushed our mom downstairs. Mickey. [\h__\h] me. Oh, mom. E. Gave her

Mickey. [\h__\h] me. Oh, mom. E. Gave her

Mickey. [\h__\h] me. Oh, mom. E. Gave her something to think about.

No, baby.

We sat down and

We sat down and

We sat down and wept and

wept and

wept and wept

for we

Uh, yeah, sure. We'll be in.

That's fine. Thank you.

He's gone there. Well,

He's gone there. Well,

He's gone there. Well, did he tell you he was going to run

did he tell you he was going to run

did he tell you he was going to run away? No.

Has he been in touch, David? No.

He dropped by this summer, but we

He dropped by this summer, but we

He dropped by this summer, but we weren't that close since our parents

weren't that close since our parents

weren't that close since our parents died.

Wow. We

Wow. We

Wow. We uh think he might have mental health

uh think he might have mental health

uh think he might have mental health problems.

You think you'll come back? How should I

You think you'll come back? How should I

You think you'll come back? How should I know?

You would tell me.

You would tell me.

You would tell me. He'll come to you.

Why did you lie to me about pushing your

Why did you lie to me about pushing your

Why did you lie to me about pushing your mom down the stairs?

She was her

singing. I was protecting him.

Come

Come

Come on. Come on.

[Music]

missed you. Yeah, I did. I missed

you. No, don't go. Don't go. Don't go.

you. No, don't go. Don't go. Don't go.

you. No, don't go. Don't go. Don't go. Don't go. Don't go.

Don't go. Don't go.

Don't go. Don't go. Please don't

Please don't

Please don't go. You're right. I

go. You're right. I

go. You're right. I stink. I went to London, but I couldn't

stink. I went to London, but I couldn't

stink. I went to London, but I couldn't hack

it. Do you want a

it. Do you want a

it. Do you want a biscuit?

Hey, go on. Have

Hey, go on. Have

Hey, go on. Have one. They come from the back of the

one. They come from the back of the

one. They come from the back of the service station.

I've let all my mates

down. I just

down. I just

down. I just can't sleep. I just can't.

How's Davey?

How's Davey?

How's Davey? I have to know

I have to know

I have to know about you two.

about you two.

about you two. Well, he loves me.

Well, Davey looked after me.

Well, Davey looked after me.

Well, Davey looked after me. Yeah, because of

dad. But he kind

of owned me.

That's not love.

He [\h__\h] you, but he loves me. He hates

you. You have to

you. You have to

you. You have to go. I'll bring you money.

go. I'll bring you money.

go. I'll bring you money. Where could I go? If you love him,

Where could I go? If you love him,

Where could I go? If you love him, you'll leave us.

Where are you going to choir?

Drop you if you like.

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[Music]

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[Music]

[Music]

[Music] Nick.

[Music]

Where are

Where are

Where are was worried about you.

was worried about you.

was worried about you. Where is

Where is

Where is he? Where is he? Don't

She'll need to get rest. So, we'll keep

She'll need to get rest. So, we'll keep

She'll need to get rest. So, we'll keep her in for now. Thank you.

Don't save the baby. Safe.

I didn't want to hurt

you. I want this

child. I want you to be happy.

Nick came

Nick came

Nick came back. I saw him.

[Music]

[Music]

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Oh, he's lovely.

You must be proud.

You must be proud.

You must be proud. Yeah.

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