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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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You guys excited to hit the cemetery
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for Día de los Muertos?
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Don't do that. You're
gonna get canceled.
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But yes, so excited.
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It's my first big hang
with Breana's crew.
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They're basically "the cool girls."
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You mean the other mean girls?
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We're working on a rebrand.
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Carter, Carter!
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How did you get roped into chaperoning
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your sister's terrifying
little coven for Halloween?
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I didn't. I'm going
with Lily and the boys.
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Or as I call them,
the Three Bro-sketeers.
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The Bro-man Empire.
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The Virgins.
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See, this is why I have to avoid Carter.
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He can't embarrass
me in front of Breana.
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She made a grown man
cry with an eye roll.
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It was inspiring.
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I'd say you can't hang out with her,
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but I don't want her mad at me either.
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Now, go finish getting ready.
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Both your carpools
will be here any minute.
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And I'm gonna go try on the
vampire costume I ordered.
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- Mm-hmm?
- [HISSES AND GROWLS]
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[IMITATING VAMPIRE] I want to suck...
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Stop! Mission accomplished.
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[KNOCKING]
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- Hey, how are you?
- Hello. Mwah!
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Is this the, uh, trick or treat bowl?
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Three crumpled-up wrappers,
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and a sign that says, "Take one, Piggy."
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Doing my part to combat
childhood diabetes.
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Nope. We are greeting
trick-or-treaters the right way.
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Matt Parker's not
getting egged on my watch.
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Nobody can afford to
throw eggs anymore, Eve.
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You did a whole bag of candy?
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No, no, that's just my stuff.
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Riley said she and the kids
were having sleepovers tonight,
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so I thought we could have one, too.
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- Oh, yeah, sleepover. Good. Great, great, great.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Got my toothbrush, my PJs, Gas-X.
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[AWKWARD LAUGH]
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Probably should have kept
that last one to myself.
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[ROCK THEME PLAYING]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Once my Princess Leia shows up,
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we're going to be a shoo-in for
the couple's costume contest.
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Gonna miss my original partner, though.
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Pfft, not me. I can't believe
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I let you talk me into
being bank robbers last year.
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You had fun, I got pulled over twice.
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What happened to your vampire costume?
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Uh, it was basically fangs and a thong.
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It was clearly for
21-year-olds who have no shame.
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Should have come with a bottle
of tequila and a UTI test.
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So you decided to come
as an alcoholic sloth?
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I'm a mama bear.
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[SCOFFS]
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It made more sense when
my kids dressed as cubs.
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But looking sexy on Halloween
is played out, right?
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Or not.
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
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I had to whip up a vampire
costume at the last minute.
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What about us being Han and Leia?
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I'm sorry. I don't really get Star Trek.
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[FORCED LAUGHTER] Ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha. She meant Star Wars.
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She knows the difference.
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I've told her countless times.
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Well, the important thing
is Amelie looks amazing.
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And she knows you watch those movies
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and she's dating you anyway.
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So, how about Captain Solo
smuggles over some shots
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and we make this an epic Halloween.
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Okay. You're right.
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And we can still win as Han Solo
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and, I guess, an OnlyFans vampire.
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Oh, my God, is that girl
checking out Gabe's ass?
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Um, I'm sure she's just
looking at his blaster.
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- [SCOFFS]
- That doesn't sound any better.
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I'm not above bitch-slapping a nun.
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I think there might be
eternal consequences to that.
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I'm, I'm, I'm joking, you
know. Gabe's ass is perfect.
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She should look.
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Everybody should look.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY]
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- Yeah.
- Uh...
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It's fun when I don't
know what's real or not.
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- [LAUGHTER TRAILS OFF]
- Ah...
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[TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, Lily, have you seen Carter?
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He's getting nachos with
The Bro Bro Bro Your Boats.
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I really hope they find a better name.
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Everything okay?
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Not really.
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I think I'm gonna call
my mom to pick me up.
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Turns out the mean girls are mean.
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Been there.
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I got out my Ouija
board, and Breana asked
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if I was gonna talk to the ghost of 2017
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because that's the last
time my shoes were cool.
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Ugh!
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Yeah, my Breana was named Rachel.
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She was such a bully
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and she just cracked a
million followers on Instagram.
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Terrible person, great makeup tutorials.
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Are you talking about
Ra-Ra-Rachel? I follow her.
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Well, don't let Breana ruin your night.
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You have a board that
can talk to dead people,
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and you're in a cemetery.
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And my grandma's buried
in that mausoleum.
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How about I tell Carter
to meet you over there?
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No, he's with his friends.
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I'm sure the Bro Bro Bro Your Boats
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have someone else who
can burp the alphabet.
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I can see why Carter likes you.
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Zero idea what you see in him.
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♪♪
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Wow.
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You all right with this?
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I mean, what kind of
horror movie is this?
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No building code in the world
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will allow you to put a
breaker box in the attic.
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Gosh, if only you had been there
to mansplain city ordinances.
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You live this far out in the
woods without a generator,
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you deserve to get killed
with a stapler in the eye.
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So you think you'd be smart
enough to outthink the slasher?
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Don't need to be smart. I got a gun.
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- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- [EVE GASPS]
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- More trick-or-treaters.
- Give them raisins.
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They'll spread the news
and no one will come back.
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Trick or treat.
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Aw, look how cute you guys are.
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What's with the Woody costume?
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Come on, kid, you gotta
go as a space ranger!
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Space ranger!
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All right, it's 9:30. Cut the lights.
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Because after this, it's just
gonna be teenagers with no costumes.
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It's just polite mugging now.
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All right, why don't
you and I go upstairs
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and treat ourselves to some adult fun?
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How about we stay downstairs
and have some fun on this couch?
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Watching the rest of the movie.
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- Really? Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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The ugly best friend
hasn't been killed yet.
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♪♪
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Okay, focus. Don't bruise
my cornea like last time.
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Although it was cool to know that
I could pull off an eye patch.
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- Oh, nothing but mouth!
- Nice.
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Boink!
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[EXAGGERATED LAUGHTER]
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I love that you two have
so many inside jokes.
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- Ah!
- That's so fun.
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Oh. Hey, is Stitch chatting up twins,
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or are these drinks hitting just right?
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Hey!
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Go wingman your boy.
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Han Solo needs his Mr. Spock.
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[CHORTLES]
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They wouldn't even know each other.
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So glad we all got to party together.
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Not that I haven't worn a costume
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and gotten wasted in my kitchen alone.
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Marriage was tough.
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Oh.
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Ooh!
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Hey, um, can I ask you something?
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Mm-hmm. They're real.
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Oh! Wow. Good for you.
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Um, anyone in here
you've got your eye on?
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Oh. Not really.
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Why can't guys wear a hot costume?
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1990 Bon Jovi. 2025 Bon Jovi.
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I think I want to bone Bon Jovi.
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Okay, so Bon Jovi is your type.
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Oh, I wouldn't say I have a type.
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I guess, uh, not on meth.
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So, Gabe could be your type?
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What's that now?
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Well, I mean, you're both hot.
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You know, it seems like you've
always had a little connection.
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Why haven't you guys ever dated?
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Me and Gabe? We are just friends.
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But no benefits other than
the benefit of good fellowship.
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Okay. Whew. Cool.
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So cool.
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Because otherwise I would
have to slash your tires
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and make your life a living hell.
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[POP MUSIC PLAYING IN BAR]
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Oh my God. Oh, I love this song!
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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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All right, let's hurry up.
This area is off-limits.
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If they catch us in
here, we're dead meat.
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No offense, dead meat.
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Found her.
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Hey, Grandma.
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It's me, Carter.
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You might not recognize
me with my mustache.
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Grandma, if you can hear me,
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first, I want to say that we love you
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and we wish you were still here.
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And we miss you extra tonight
because you loved Halloween.
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But we know you're watching
over us all the time.
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Well, hopefully not all the time.
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Because... you know.
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Wanna ask the first question?
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Okay, it's got to be
something essential.
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Grandma, will I be popular again?
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Seriously?
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Don't you want to know, like,
what's the meaning of life?
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Uh, being popular.
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Grandma, will I be popular again?
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[BOTH] You moved it!
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It wasn't me.
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Grandma, if it really
was you, give us a sign.
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[HAUNTING LAUGHTER ECHOING]
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Grandma?
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Grandma? Or evil undead Grandma?
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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[LAUGHTER]
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Halloween, or as the
Celts called it, Sauin,
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has its roots in the ancient
Celtic harvest festival,
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which marks the start of winter.
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Ooh.
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Dark time associated
with death and spirits.
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Spooky, man.
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I mean, why go to bed so
early when we can be excited
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by history down here, right?
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You know we don't have to...
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Eve? Eve?
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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SOFT FOOTSTEPS]
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[ZIPPING]
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Eve?
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Eve?
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Hey!
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- [PHONE RINGS]
- Ooh!
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Eve? Eve, is that you?
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Eve?
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[EVE SPEAKS RASPILY] Mattie!
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Eve, where are you? What's happening?
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[EVE] I'm in your bedroom.
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So the call is coming
from inside the house.
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[EVE] The booty call is.
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Eve, you all right?
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You sounded like Batman
with strep throat.
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[EERIE MUSIC SWELLS]
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Eve? Eve?
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- [SIGHS]
- Oh!
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God! What are you doing?
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- I dropped my earring.
- Oh, well,
252
00:12:55,892 --> 00:12:58,435
now that you're awake,
come on downstairs.
253
00:12:58,436 --> 00:13:01,773
We can finish up the history
of Halloween during prohibition.
254
00:13:02,691 --> 00:13:06,903
Or... you join me in bed.
255
00:13:08,279 --> 00:13:10,573
Ha, ha!
256
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,493
Yeah.
257
00:13:21,584 --> 00:13:23,335
What? Am I in your spot?
258
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,587
No. No, no.
259
00:13:25,588 --> 00:13:28,007
Here's my... Here's my spot right here.
260
00:13:30,969 --> 00:13:33,138
Oh. Is this...
261
00:13:34,764 --> 00:13:36,724
You know, I think I forgot
262
00:13:36,725 --> 00:13:39,310
to put out milk and cookies
for the Great Pumpkin.
263
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,772
♪♪
264
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,069
- Hey, can we talk about something?
- Yeah. Sure.
265
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,989
Did you hear that Dodge
came out with a new V8 Hemi?
266
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,200
Oh, you had another topic in mind.
267
00:13:55,285 --> 00:13:57,953
[DJ] Hey, it's the DJ Gobby Goblin.
268
00:13:57,954 --> 00:14:01,416
Gather around, 'cause it's time
for the costume contest winners.
269
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:06,545
Looks like it's Han
Solo and Lady Chewbacca!
270
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,255
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
271
00:14:08,256 --> 00:14:10,175
What?! Whoa!
272
00:14:10,842 --> 00:14:12,968
Lady Chewbacca?
273
00:14:12,969 --> 00:14:13,969
Oh, I see it.
274
00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:18,474
It's a Halloween miracle.
The winning streak continues.
275
00:14:18,475 --> 00:14:20,727
Suck it, hipsters, with
your half-assed costumes!
276
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,521
We did it! Wow!
277
00:14:24,522 --> 00:14:25,732
Where is Amelie?
278
00:14:28,318 --> 00:14:30,110
Um...
279
00:14:30,111 --> 00:14:31,111
- What is it?
- Uh...
280
00:14:32,155 --> 00:14:33,655
Nothing. Ha, ha.
281
00:14:33,656 --> 00:14:35,783
Just a bad night to take a gummy.
282
00:14:35,784 --> 00:14:37,786
♪♪
283
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,083
Hey.
284
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,960
You want to tell me what's going on?
285
00:14:46,961 --> 00:14:49,129
Just getting some backup waters.
286
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:51,257
Seems like you might be a spiller.
287
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,803
Is it weird to have me
spend the night here?
288
00:14:55,804 --> 00:14:57,013
I didn't say that.
289
00:14:57,555 --> 00:15:00,349
Yeah, but you're doing
anything to not come to bed.
290
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:02,142
Which is confusing,
291
00:15:02,143 --> 00:15:05,188
because it's not like we
haven't done the Monster Mash.
292
00:15:06,856 --> 00:15:08,733
But at your house. I
like going to your house.
293
00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:12,569
Except that cat giving me the stink eye.
294
00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:13,613
[HISSES]
295
00:15:14,322 --> 00:15:17,116
It's not stink eye. I told
you, Rudy has glaucoma.
296
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:20,954
You know, as it turns out, you know...
297
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,916
you were on that side of the bed. Uh...
298
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,584
It's a lot.
299
00:15:27,544 --> 00:15:29,087
Really snuck up on me.
300
00:15:30,421 --> 00:15:33,049
Hey, you want to make
sure it's okay with her.
301
00:15:33,883 --> 00:15:35,343
That would be impossible.
302
00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:37,636
Maybe not.
303
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,264
We could go over to the cemetery
right now and talk to her.
304
00:15:40,265 --> 00:15:42,767
Here's an idea, let's not do that.
305
00:15:44,269 --> 00:15:46,020
♪♪
306
00:15:47,397 --> 00:15:50,023
A trophy, free beers, and burgers?
307
00:15:50,024 --> 00:15:51,400
This place knows how to treat two heroes
308
00:15:51,401 --> 00:15:52,652
of the Rebel Alliance.
309
00:15:54,529 --> 00:15:56,572
I wish Amelie saw us win.
310
00:15:56,573 --> 00:15:59,283
Ugh, right! I wish I knew
where she was right now.
311
00:15:59,284 --> 00:16:01,244
And if I locked my front door.
312
00:16:03,872 --> 00:16:05,248
Do you think Amelie
and I are a good fit?
313
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,709
Like a straitjacket.
314
00:16:09,544 --> 00:16:10,878
It doesn't matter what I think.
315
00:16:10,879 --> 00:16:12,337
Yeah, it does.
316
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,589
I mean, if Chewy thought
317
00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:16,341
that Han and Leia were
a good match, he'd say...
318
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,094
[GROWLING]
319
00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:23,974
That's Wookie for, "Hell yeah, bro."
320
00:16:23,975 --> 00:16:27,769
Okay, if you really want to
know what I think, here goes...
321
00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:29,022
[GROWLING]
322
00:16:34,986 --> 00:16:36,195
Did you get that?
323
00:16:37,322 --> 00:16:38,531
[GROWLING]
324
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,327
That was, "Hell yeah, bro" again.
325
00:16:43,328 --> 00:16:44,620
That's the only phrase I know.
326
00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:45,622
Heh.
327
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,373
Ah!
328
00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:51,335
[SIGHS] Can you guys pass the napkins?
329
00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:53,046
Some guy spilled sangria all over me.
330
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,048
Like Carrie, but more delicious.
331
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,342
[FORCED CHUCKLE] Here.
332
00:16:58,343 --> 00:17:00,177
Wow, it is late.
333
00:17:00,178 --> 00:17:02,972
I should go. A lot of
crazy people out there.
334
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,097
A lot of crazy people in here.
335
00:17:05,098 --> 00:17:07,183
Talking about myself,
336
00:17:07,184 --> 00:17:09,728
certainly not you. Uh, happy Halloween.
337
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,898
I got a rock. Great
pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Bye!
338
00:17:12,774 --> 00:17:13,775
Wow.
339
00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:16,360
Well, it's getting late.
340
00:17:16,361 --> 00:17:18,528
How about we hop in
341
00:17:18,529 --> 00:17:20,322
your Millennium Falcon and
342
00:17:20,323 --> 00:17:21,908
head back to Hogwarts?
343
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:26,578
Oh, so close. Wow!
344
00:17:27,497 --> 00:17:28,706
Oh...
345
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,834
You know, driving here,
346
00:17:32,835 --> 00:17:34,836
I thought this was
going to be a bad idea.
347
00:17:34,837 --> 00:17:38,091
But now that I'm here, I am
certain this is a bad idea.
348
00:17:40,009 --> 00:17:43,345
Come on. I think this could
be good for you, and us.
349
00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:44,596
Like that green smoothie that kept me
350
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,224
in the bathroom for four days?
351
00:17:49,018 --> 00:17:50,018
Okay, here we go.
352
00:17:53,314 --> 00:17:56,442
Diane, this is Eve. Eve, this is weird.
353
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,862
Hi, Diane. Nice to meet you.
354
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,365
Eve thought we should all meet.
355
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:06,159
We're spending a lot of
time together, and, um,
356
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,287
I think you two would get along,
357
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,081
you know, you share a lot in common.
358
00:18:11,082 --> 00:18:14,960
You're both beautiful, wonderful women
359
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,587
with terrible taste in men.
360
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:21,175
I'm sorry to bother you on Halloween.
361
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:24,512
I'm guessing that's like
Coachella for spirits.
362
00:18:26,556 --> 00:18:28,266
Matt talks about you all the time,
363
00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,518
but you should know he's doing good.
364
00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:33,645
And this may sound crazy,
365
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,815
but on some days
[WHISPERS] he's even happy.
366
00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:38,860
Kind of neutral.
367
00:18:41,904 --> 00:18:44,197
Eve and I really get along.
368
00:18:44,198 --> 00:18:46,451
Even though I'm super chill and Matt...
369
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:48,994
is Matt.
370
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,540
But I don't have to tell you that.
371
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:54,876
It's nice to meet you, Diane.
372
00:19:02,091 --> 00:19:04,135
I'm not sure what I'm
supposed to do. I just...
373
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,848
I want you to be okay with this.
374
00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:16,022
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
375
00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:18,482
What is it?
376
00:19:18,483 --> 00:19:21,902
Huh. Well, marigolds,
377
00:19:21,903 --> 00:19:25,031
uh, Diane's favorite flower.
378
00:19:27,158 --> 00:19:29,202
Maybe this is her way of
giving us her blessing?
379
00:19:30,453 --> 00:19:31,704
Maybe it is.
380
00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:34,373
I think it is.
381
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,668
Huh.
382
00:19:38,836 --> 00:19:41,839
You know what? Why don't we
just go back to my place tonight?
383
00:19:42,632 --> 00:19:44,382
Thanks. That's a good idea.
384
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:45,426
Yeah.
385
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:50,515
Although, the Monster
Mash was a graveyard smash.
386
00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:55,519
And she's very funny.
387
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,522
♪♪
388
00:20:00,191 --> 00:20:02,192
So after I got back into the group,
389
00:20:02,193 --> 00:20:05,070
I slowly turned the girls
on Breana and basically
390
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,655
became the new queen.
391
00:20:06,656 --> 00:20:08,490
I don't know if you're
talking about preteens
392
00:20:08,491 --> 00:20:09,992
or the Game of Thrones.
393
00:20:11,828 --> 00:20:14,496
Lily Martinez and I swapped some spit.
394
00:20:14,497 --> 00:20:15,915
[ALL GROAN]
395
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:19,085
We used the same straw. Still counts.
396
00:20:20,211 --> 00:20:21,212
[DOORBELL RINGS]
397
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,426
Hey, Riley. Hope we're not intruding.
398
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,469
[MATT] You are!
399
00:20:30,638 --> 00:20:31,847
I found your ears.
400
00:20:31,848 --> 00:20:34,392
- Oh, and I got your nose!
- Oh.
401
00:20:36,185 --> 00:20:37,520
I don't know why I did that.
402
00:20:38,646 --> 00:20:40,939
I hope I wasn't too weird last night.
403
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,235
I get a little spicy after
my third shot, and I had six.
404
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,070
Isn't she the best?
405
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:49,322
Well, I had two bacon-wrapped hot dogs
406
00:20:49,323 --> 00:20:51,826
from the street vendor outside,
so we all had a crazy night.
407
00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:54,453
Well, we should get going.
408
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,663
- Bye, Riley.
- Bye.
409
00:20:56,664 --> 00:20:58,040
- [GABE] Awesome Halloween!
- [EERIE MUSIC STING]
410
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,719
Boy, Gabe's girlfriend's
a real psycho, right?
411
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,722
♪♪
412
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:19,000
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