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[ Chicago's
"Saturday in the Park" plays ]
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♪
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[ Slurping ]
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♪
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Aah!
[ Laughs ]
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Don't tell her, though,
that I said anything to you.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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[ Slurps ] Ahh!
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You know, Rick, I don't give
7-Eleven enough credit.
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You see what
those ones look like in Asia?
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Like--
Like little grocery stores?
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Morty. W-W-What's that, pal?
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Y-Yeah, the new pool's
pretty great.
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Who ya texting?
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Nobody.
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Nobody?
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Yeah. Nobody.
Okay, fine.
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Kind of
a weird response.
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It's not weird.
Privacy is a thing.
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Says the guy
who puts cameras everywhere.
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Whatever.
W-What you building in here?
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Freeze ray?
Kinda actually.
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Making a beer
that chills itself--
[ Yelps ]
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Morty!
Why are you being weird?!
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Let go of my phone, Morty!
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[ Glass shattering ]
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Who are you texting?!
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Nobody!
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Uch! Son of a--
Come on!
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[ Cellphone dings ]
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What the fuck?!
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It's fine.
The fuck it's fine!
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It's fine!
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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You're texting with that guy?
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It's stupid, Morty. Seriously.
It's nothing.
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Evil Morty's dangerous.
And evil.
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Exactly. Which is
why sometimes he reaches out
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and threatens
to erase our family...
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unless I...
help him with stuff.
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You work for that guy?!
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He's like a Q
that makes me do things for him.
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You know Q, Morty?
From "Star Trek."
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Okay, so imagine
a cosmic gay guy
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obsessed with chess.
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[ Cellphone buzzes ]
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You gonna pick that up?
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You gonna make
this weird?
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I'm not allowed
to be concerned?
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You sound insane
right now.
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Hello? Shit.
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What, you don't answer
my calls now?
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Hi, Morty.
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Yeah. Feeling's mutual.
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Rick, I'm not interrupting
something, am I?
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I was just catching
Morty here up on our...
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off-screen exploits.
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You two don't share
everything as a couple?
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You know I hate you, right?
I do.
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It's why I try
to just text.
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Let's go.
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What the heck?
Morty,
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you want to come on this one?
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At your own risk obviously.
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You know what?
Yeah, I will.
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Morty.
Cool.
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I think
we can take him.
"We"?
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Fuck you. I'm helpful.
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Evil Morty:
You guys scheming over there?
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Yes.
No.
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Right.
Morty, you haven't seen this.
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Anything happens to me?
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Gone. Forever.
Across all infinity.
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Dude, they just sit there?
Always?
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They're from
an ideal hostage dimension
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where everyone's super-trusting
and never has to shit.
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There's no Morty.
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If he erases you,
he erases himself.
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Can we move this along?
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There's a guy eating
the multiverse.
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There's always a guy
eating the multiverse.
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His name is Frumblewurmple.
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Rick: No, it's not.
It's not.
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It calls itself
"The Collective."
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At some point, it'll reach
the Central Finite Curve.
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Then it'll be our problem.
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More exposition
than I expected.
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He does this to torture me.
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No portals.
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This thing absorbs our stuff
and learns to make its own
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and we're fucked.
You're driving.
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Do you guys usually talk
or...
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is it different
because I'm here?
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Morty.
We usually talk.
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It's boring physics stuff,
Morty.
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And you two defend the
Central Finite Curve together?
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Since when do
you care about anything?
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I don't.
That's why I make him do it.
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Thank dick, we're here.
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[ Rumbling ]
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[ Aliens screaming ]
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[ Crash ]
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[ Dog whines ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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Uhp, it sees us.
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[ Rumbling ]
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[ Air whooshes ]
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Get in the suit.
What?!
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Morty, this is
multiversal galactic shit.
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I have to focus
a little harder than usual.
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Get in the suit.
Make him wear the suit!
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Evil Morty doesn't need
the suit.
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Morty, get in the suit
or go home.
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[ Grunting ]
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Oh, it disappears.
That's nifty.
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What's that? Nano-mesh?
How's he breathing?
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It recycles the oxygen
internally.
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Can he piss in there?
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He can piss in there.
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I won't need to.
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♪
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[ Explosions ]
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♪
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Okay. Sample container's done.
Should be absorption-proof.
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Huh. Pretty small.
Nice. Good stuff, Morty.
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Very helpful.
Load your fucking thing in.
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♪
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All set.
Let's wrap this up.
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♪
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You are tremendous
to be attempting this.
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It will be an honor
to absorb you.
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Oh!
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[ Pounding on windshield ]
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Don't let it touch you.
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Oh!
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♪
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[ Grunts ]
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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- [ Growls ]
- Car, clear out.
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UFO: Way ahead of you.
Morty: Aah!
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♪
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[ Screaming ]
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♪
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You can't outrun me.
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You'll be me.
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♪
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Yah!
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♪
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[ Screaming ]
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♪
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Morty screaming ]
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Oh! Aah!
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[ Yelling ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Grunting ]
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♪
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[ Groans ]
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♪
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I'm am The Collective!
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[ Screaming ]
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Uh!
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Riiiiick!
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Aah! Ooh!
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♪
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[ Explosion ]
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[ Spits ]
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H-Hey!
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[ Screams ]
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♪
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Morty: Oh! Oh, I get it.
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♪
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The Collective: Ahhhh.
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Aah! Ahh!
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♪
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Evil Morty:
Plant these charges.
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[ Grunting ]
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The Collective: [ Grunts ]
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We have absorbed
countless technologies,
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Rick Sanchez.
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One of them
will be your equal.
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Nice of you to explain.
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The more you understand
of The Collective,
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the easier you will be
for The Collective to absorb.
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Lucky me.
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♪
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Sniffing ]
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This is me,
but it is coating
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something
that is not me.
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Morty: Uh, we-- we are
The C-Collective.
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I am The-- The Collective.
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[ Sighs ]
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I did not say
or think those things.
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And I don't think
I sound like that.
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What are these?
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Uh, definitely not, uh,
charges of some kind.
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I think that's
exactly what they are.
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I will absorb them.
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Shit.
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I am the threads of time,
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bound and perfected.
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And your time is up!
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♪
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[ Grunting ]
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Aah!
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Ugh! What?!
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I do not understand.
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I am The Collective.
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I absorb all.
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Right. And you just absorbed
a compression algorithm.
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What?!
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Now you'll absorb yourself--
forever.
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[ Groaning ]
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Impossible!
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I am The Collective!
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Oh! Uh!
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No! I am The Collect--
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Aaahhhh!
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Way to get captured.
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Obviously not my fault.
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You really fucked me there,
Morty.
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[ Mockingly ] "Uh, definitely
not, uh, charges of some kind."
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It was stressful. Okay?
Th-- That was-- Geez!
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Although getting captured
kind of worked out.
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I didn't mind it.
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I liked talking
to that guy.
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Yeah, way better
than the dude from last week.
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So you-- you guys do stuff
like that together
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a-- a lot?
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Only sometimes.
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Oh.
Should we hit a diner?
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Is that crazy?
G-Get some waffles?
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What?! No!
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Rick, tell Morty
we're getting waffles.
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[ Upbeat music playing ]
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♪
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Something to drink?
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One, uh--
two milkshakes, actually.
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- Coffee with vodka in it.
- Amen.
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You have fun, Morty?
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Today was actually
a pretty good one.
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And you only threw us off
a little.
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My apologies.
All good.
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Me and Rick
just have a... rhythm.
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It's a
fiercely unsteady truce, Morty.
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Either of us could backstab
the other at any time.
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I get why
he never looped you in.
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I mean, if I'm calling
this guy...
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must be this tall to ride,
you know?
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I'm sure.
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Don't let him rile you up,
Morty.
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It's all dumb.
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Mostly just levitating
with power
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and screaming
as our eyes glow.
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Sometimes we do
a huge beam together.
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What even are you?
Jesus!
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May I go to the bathroom,
please?
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I gotta give these waffles
some runway.
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What do I look like--
the bad guy?
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You are permitted.
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He's a big softie
once you get to know him, huh?
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Even showed me some...
time travel stuff.
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I'm gonna shove these waffles
up your ass, pal!
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Heavens!
What the fuck
are you doing here?
271
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,290
Y-You gonna replace me?
272
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,834
I'm not sure what
you're talking about.
273
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,085
Uh-huh! Home-wrecker!
274
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,712
You see this?
All this messy...
275
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,631
whatever this is...
276
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,424
it's weakness.
Fuck you.
277
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,759
Ha! You know what?
278
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,136
Maybe I will steal
your grandpa.
279
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,971
But not because
I love him.
280
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,265
Because you do.
Here we go.
281
00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,809
Two milkshakes
for the two kinds of Mortys--
282
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,602
the one who does
whatever he wants
283
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,063
and the one
who sucks my grandpa's dick.
284
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,357
You know what?
I'll drink both milkshakes.
285
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,068
Just took a shit so big,
it changed my brain chemistry.
286
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,237
W-What are we doing?
We order those waffles yet?
287
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,530
Can we go?
Morty...
288
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:56,948
I took
such a nice shit.
289
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,825
Don't make him tug
my leash again.
290
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,202
No, we can call it.
Boy, this was great, though.
291
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,079
Thanks for coming along,
Morty.
292
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,623
Rick, we gotta do this
after missions more often.
293
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,875
Uh-huh.
294
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,377
This one's on me.
And, uh...
295
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,297
till next time, Gramps.
296
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,008
I winked. Maybe you couldn't
tell because of the eye patch.
297
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,260
We could tell.
Blackmailing prick.
298
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:24,976
♪
299
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,020
[ Electricity crackling ]
300
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,150
Huh.
301
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,236
[ Eye patch beeping ]
302
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,368
[ Line ringing ]
303
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,621
Motherfucker!
304
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,998
Yeeeah-ha ha-hooow!
[ Screaming ]
305
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,500
We got him, Morty!
We fucking got him!
306
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,169
I-I don't understand!
307
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,338
I put the blueprints for that
dumb fucking Omega Device
308
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,006
in the Omega Device,
Morty.
309
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,300
Eh, they've been wiped
from every possible reality.
310
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,427
You mean...
Yes, you possessive
fucking nerd!
311
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,138
We're free of that hack's
bullshit once and for all.
312
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,015
Oh, sweet bliss!
313
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,684
I'm already forgetting
what we're talking about.
314
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,603
God, he brought you along
to flex.
315
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,438
He showed you his lair,
that overconfident little bitch.
316
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,148
Predictable bitch!
317
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,983
That's what happens when you get
too used to winning, Morty.
318
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,402
You start sucking
your own dick Morty.
319
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,076
He's gonna be coming for us,
Morty.
320
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,619
He's coming,
and he's gonna be pissed.
321
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,372
He doesn't have the luxury
of subtlety anymore.
322
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,040
That smug dick.
323
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,714
He'll want to murder
the shit out of me, Morty.
324
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,508
That's
why I built this place, Morty.
325
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,593
This whole dimension is
a bunker, Morty.
326
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,178
Oh, man.
327
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,680
We live in the bunker now,
Morty!
[ Whimpers ]
328
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:44,889
We might be here forever,
Morty.
329
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,225
Bunker dimension-n-n!
330
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,561
So Evil Morty thinks he's
my nemesis.
331
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,313
Mostly just sucks.
But he is deadly.
332
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,399
Swallow this.
It's a kind of body-armor goo,
333
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,776
so you can take some hits.
But only some.
334
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,569
I'm not made
of body-armor goo.
335
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,405
What about Space Beth?
Space Beth is mean to me
sometimes.
336
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,657
There's
an evil version of Morty?
337
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,409
Yes, Jerry. Obviously.
Keep up.
338
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,744
He's crafty. He's evil.
He's a pussy-ass bitch.
339
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,579
He doesn't think I know this,
340
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,623
but his stupid Akira palm laser
has a cooldown.
341
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,042
You get 20 seconds
after firing it to tackle him.
342
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,753
If he corners you, yell a slur.
A bad slur.
343
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,380
What?!
That reaction exactly.
344
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,257
The worse the slur,
the more time it buys you.
345
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,092
Jerry, pretend to shit
your pants in fear.
346
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,761
I'll see what I can do.
So we just live here now?
347
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,930
On high alert,
but also open your heart
348
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,598
to the joys
of the bunker dimension.
349
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,100
There's normal plumbing,
and your friends and neighbors
350
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,518
all have combat training,
351
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,437
like Bunker Gene here.
352
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,771
Oo-rah!
At ease, BG.
353
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,398
Now, ballistics.
354
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,567
Evil Morty does have
a force field. It's annoying.
355
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,235
He probably can deflect
anything below a caliber
of, I dunno, 7 billion.
356
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,778
[ Whispering ] Is Bunker Gene
from this dimension,
357
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,280
or do you think
Rick brought him here?
358
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,364
[ Whispering ] Seems like
he used to be a Marine.
359
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,824
No whispering.
360
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,117
Whispering's the first step
to turning on each other.
361
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,076
He might go for that, too.
362
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,494
Classic bunker maneuver.
363
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,288
Just let us stew in here
until we go insane.
364
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,291
So we can't go insane, even
if we live here forever.
365
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,542
More questions?
366
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,461
No further questions.
367
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,009
Do you wish
I was smarter?
368
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,469
Oh, Morty, have some dignity.
369
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,721
I don't know,
maybe it was all an act,
370
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,265
but he's powerful
and confident.
371
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,809
And you guys had
real chemistry.
372
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,394
I can't even do
chemistry homework.
373
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,605
He wears
a villain accessory, Morty.
374
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,649
We are closing the book
on this-- Evil Morty sucks.
375
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,318
You promise?
I promise.
376
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:23,321
Phew! And you're sure
he can't break in?
377
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,739
It's unlikely,
378
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,491
unless he's canonically mastered
the tech needed to bore
379
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,117
through dimensional
infrastructure. I don't know.
380
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,410
I don't keep track
of that stuff.
381
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,037
[ Loud thud ]
382
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,541
I'm happy you don't like him
more than me, Rick.
383
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,002
I think this one might be
for keepsies, Morty.
384
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,296
Shoot to kill.
Roger that.
385
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:44,842
♪
386
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,095
[ Explosions ]
387
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,980
D-Did it w-work, sir?
388
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,482
It worked.
389
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,692
♪
390
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:10,535
♪
391
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,328
Semper fi!
392
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,580
Ooh! He looks mad.
393
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,040
You like that, Morty?
394
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,042
He built a bunker dimension
just for me.
395
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,293
I don't have to lie here.
396
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,545
I built it for a bunch
of reasons.
397
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,921
You're not special, pal.
398
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,297
I don't need to be.
399
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,342
Aah!
400
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,052
You're gonna watch me
kill him.
401
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,221
Oh, man. You sound
as pressed as Morty was.
402
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,515
You do have
a lot in common.
403
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:33,891
[ Grunting ]
404
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,560
[ Screams ]
405
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,396
That's cute.
How many of those you got left?
406
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,814
Like, two?
407
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,441
Is it two?
408
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:42,442
Three?
409
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,277
Ow! [ Coughs ]
410
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,736
[ Grunting ]
411
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,405
♪
412
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,448
[ Yells ]
413
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:49,407
[ Grunts ]
414
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,575
♪
415
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,576
Eee!
416
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,454
Ahhhhhhhhh!
417
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,497
Ahhh!
418
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,332
Ahhh--
419
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,751
♪
420
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,794
Uh!
421
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,504
[ Sizzling ]
422
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,466
♪
423
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,551
[ Screaming ]
424
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,635
Aah! Aah!
425
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,596
[ Screaming ]
426
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:17,935
♪
427
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:21,856
♪
428
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,191
Uh!
429
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,611
[ Laughs maniacally ]
430
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,905
Yeah! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
431
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:29,989
Aah!
432
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:36,078
♪
433
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:44,587
♪
434
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,713
[ Gasps ]
435
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,466
♪
436
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,476
[ Yelling ]
437
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:02,313
[ Yelling ]
438
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,690
What's-- What's happening?
Am I missing something?
439
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:08,444
All our nanobots are
killing each other's nanobots!
440
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:11,030
[ Yelling ]
[ Yelling ]
441
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:12,990
Ow!
442
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,200
God damn it!
443
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,202
[ Explosion ]
444
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:20,831
[ Beeping ]
445
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:21,832
[ Yelling ]
Oh!
446
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,668
Morty! No!
447
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,545
[ Both grunting ]
448
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,172
Shoot him, Rick!
What the hell?!
449
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,715
What are you waiting for?
Kill him!
450
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,676
Go on! Do it!
It's him! Just do it!
451
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,719
Both: Oh, fuck you!
452
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,179
You're really gonna do this?
453
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,722
You're really gonna try
to make him shoot me?
454
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,975
That's your trick?
Just-- Just say your whole plan
455
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,227
out loud
so he doesn't suspect you?
456
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,145
Shit.
457
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,565
[ Screaming ]
458
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:49,986
♪
459
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,321
[ Explosion ]
460
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,031
We-- We got him?
461
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,783
[ Explosion ]
462
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,620
I really do hate you guys.
463
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,038
No, you don't.
464
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,999
That's the real reason
you need to kill us right now.
465
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,710
Because for Rick,
making me jealous was an act.
466
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,919
But for you...
467
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,504
Yeah. Run, bitch.
468
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,090
You leaned in hard.
'Cause you thought it was real!
469
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,174
Damn, Morty.
470
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,342
I saw what I saw, Rick.
471
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,303
He's got a big old crush on you.
472
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,222
I'd like to deny it, Morty,
but I'm pretty irresistible.
473
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,391
[ Electricity crackling ]
474
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:27,565
All right, well, m-maybe it's
us who need to run, bitch.
475
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,109
Huh?
476
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,445
[ All grunting ]
477
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,905
Jerry!
Not helping, Dad.
478
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,866
Aah! [ Gulps ]
479
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,618
20 seconds. Jump him!
480
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,287
Yeah, you little
eye-patched piece of shit.
481
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,456
Together: [ Grunting ]
482
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,756
Uh!
You like that?
483
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,633
That little time device
you showed me--
484
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:54,759
I made one, too.
485
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,469
Just like the portal gun.
486
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,138
Always struck me as odd that
Ricks don't do time travel.
487
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,932
I get that it's messy,
but so are you.
488
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,351
Anyways...
489
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,977
good thing I'm not a Rick.
490
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,354
[ Siren wailing ]
491
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,855
Hands where I can see 'em!
492
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,232
You're surrounded for
1,000 years in any direction,
493
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,984
you sick fuck.
494
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,944
[ Dramatic music plays ]
495
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:23,871
♪
496
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,331
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
497
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,083
[ No audio ]
498
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,501
♪
499
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,002
[ Camera shutters clicking ]
500
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:37,635
♪
501
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,929
♪
502
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,305
Thanks for the tip-off.
503
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,807
A lot of people
freezing time these days.
504
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,850
Just a concerned citizen,
Officer.
505
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,395
It's societal breakdown,
is what it is!
506
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,980
Nobody pulling over
for ambulances no more neither.
507
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,357
All right, get him out of here.
508
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,818
I want this kid processed
yesterday.
509
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,820
Hey, hey! Wait up!
510
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:56,946
[ Sighs ]
511
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,072
What?
512
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,490
Aah!
513
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,200
Schleemypants: Oh, shit!
[ Rick whistles ]
514
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,493
You touch me
with that hand again,
515
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,869
and I'll fucking cube it,
pal!
516
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,497
You're nothing.
You're less than nothing.
517
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,582
Uh-huh.
Morty's right.
518
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,875
You do have a crush.
519
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,627
You needed the cops to win.
520
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,713
Ah! Scoreboard.
521
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,215
Sorry...
Morty made it weird.
522
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,217
We were never a thing.
Uh-huh.
523
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,512
Enjoy prison, fucker!
524
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,435
Season 9, baby.
525
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:30,521
Only...
an indefinite number more.
526
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,356
Sure glad we
didn't have to use those slurs.
527
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,566
Oh, my God. Same.
528
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:34,859
[ Gasps ]
You had one ready?
529
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,402
Oh,
don't act like you didn't.
530
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,028
Let's all say them
at the same time.
531
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,489
Three. Two. One.
532
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,742
- Eww! Dad!
- Jerry!
533
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:46,078
Wow! Evil Morty
off the board for good, huh?
534
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,538
What are you gonna do now,
Rick?
535
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,207
Nothing but green--
you know, g-green grass
536
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,459
in front of us, baby.
537
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:54,545
- I need a vacation.
- Oh. Nice.
538
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,090
But you do like me
more than him?
539
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,800
Don't be needy, Morty.
540
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:05,389
♪
541
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:10,728
♪
542
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:16,317
♪
543
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:20,404
♪
544
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:25,785
♪
545
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:34,251
♪
546
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,419
[ Indistinct shouting ]
547
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,005
When are you in for, ape?
548
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,548
This is it?
549
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,383
You're not gonna put me
in stasis for all of time
550
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,677
or-- I don't know--
remove my consciousness?
551
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:46,639
What? Bro, this shit's
supposed to be punitive.
552
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,849
What the hell sucks
about going to sleep?
553
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:52,186
Nah, little man. Y'all gonna
be eating mush on a tray, with,
554
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:55,314
like, big aggro dudes that call
you "Fish" relentlessly.
555
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,691
- Damn.
- I mean, you can get jacked,
556
00:21:57,775 --> 00:22:00,402
but even then, you gotta
hustle for that protein.
557
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,612
You guys
have prison pegged.
558
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,572
We've had forever to do it.
559
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,954
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