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Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just food, but also king.

For rotten, everybody kicked the peasants.

Things were bad and that ain't good.

Then they run and good, a bath.

Soon a band of very men, he got it.

They wore up the state of plain green cotton, helping make them twice their business.

Boy, a boy with business good, good for Robin Hood.

They lack, they jumped a lot of cash, they robbed a rich, get to the floor,

and sell when they can't afford expenses.

So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back from things were rotten.

Game for Robin Hood.

They left, they loved, they bought the

rich, get to the floor.

Make sense when they get for expenses.

So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back from things were rotten.

Game for...

Hello, we'll be back any minute now.

Little John, Alan, cover this area.

He mustn't suspect the thing.

Don't worry, Robin, Ronaldo won't know what hit him.

Little John, this is a surprise party, not an ambulance.

Hey, that looks pretty good.

Oh, excuse me.

Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you.

Why do I always have this effect on people?

You are for openness, next time you shave, check yourself out.

Life and Theor apologies.

But my, my, you seem to be in such a chipper mood before we met.

Oh yeah, that's because it's my birthday.

I tell you how good I feel.

I got it to him, brother.

Normally I can't stand his face.

But I even bought him a present.

And I'm going to surprise him with it tonight.

Of a prize?

Oh, I love the private.

Come down, man.

Oh, yeah, me too.

Listen, I got to go.

So as my buddy's probably got something planned for me, you know.

So I see you.

Don't be strange.

Oh, wait.

Do you know the way to the castle?

Now?

Oh, Jerry comes.

Jerry comes.

He comes, he comes, he runs, Ronaldo.

Hey, guys, guys, Ronaldo's coming.

Come, he's coming.

Vlad, stop.

We got hold of yourselves.

No, just try to relax.

Will you act casual?

Gather around amigos.

The man with your supplies has arrived.

Yeah.

Siddy Taylor said he won't have your robe till next Thursday.

He can get the gravy stains out.

What's this then?

The loner.

Hey, Alan.

Hood the mute.

Fixed your loot.

And says it's a beaut.

And that's the truth.

Cute, cute.

By the Byron, although, did you remember my arrowheads?

How could I forget you, Robin?

Iroheads.

And I even got the size you wanted.

Six and seven eights, huh?

A buddy, don't forget a buddy.

Right?

It's right, Ronaldo.

Okay.

Okay.

I did all my chores.

That's it for me.

Yeah.

I don't forget nothing.

So, anybody forget anything?

You know, like anything.

But they didn't forget Bertram's birthday to Castle.

Hey, what is this?

A holiday?

Come on.

Get busy.

There work to be done.

We're now done.

Come on.

Pull this rope.

I'm pulling no rope.

Hop to it, mister.

Pull the rope.

Rock, rock, paper, paper, paper.

Do you guys forgot?

Hey, does a buddy forget a buddy?

Come and through the rock.

Open up your presents.

That's an order.

Yeah!

All the guys kind of kicked in and got you this.

Oh, it's beautiful.

And it's just my size.

Loud.

Ronaldo, here's a little something from Maid Marion and me, to a really fine,

merry man and a loyal friend.

Thanks, Robin.

Hey, the chief and his girl, give me this.

Yeah, this is from the leader.

Oh, wow.

It's beautiful.

And your autograph is on it.

This is really going to be worth a lot of coins someday.

Oh, shit.

I'm so touched.

You did all this for me.

It's nothing.

Really, nothing.

Nothing.

A man whose life is filled with dispensing injustice

and cruelty takes time out to plan all this.

And you say nothing.

I'm so grateful.

By the way, Prince John and Princess Isabel asked me to express their regrets.

They wanted very much to be here, but something very urgent came up.

They had to take them now.

Oh, I understand.

Naps have a way of springing upon you when you least expect them.

Come, Bertrand.

Write this way.

Your cake is waiting.

A cake too?

Is there no end to my joy?

It's divine.

It was freshly stolen from a peasant's wedding.

I thoughtful.

Now, Bertrand, it's time for the traditional Celtic candlelight in ceremony.

Yes, you must see how many candles you can light without burning your fingers.

That

is my drink, not a fingerbowl.

Sorry.

Bertrand, may I present a very distinguished visitor,

Hollingsworth, Royo executioner to the crown.

Executioner?

Oh, yes.

You might call me a real cutter.

How violently amusing.

Just a moment, little fellow.

Didn't we meet earlier today in the forest?

In the forest?

You probably met Ronaldo, my twin brother.

Oh, so you're the twin brother.

That explains the similarity.

He's got a surprise for you.

He does.

But that is the right isn't it?

If I told you now it wouldn't be a surprise, wouldn't it?

Better to keep you on edge.

Get it?

Excuse me.

God!

Here comes the cake.

Here comes the cake.

It was tough to beg.

Here comes the cake.

With your favorite frosting.

Here's your cake, Ronaldo.

Ronaldo.

Hey, Robert.

I got it.

It's a trick.

He's playing a trick on us.

Oh, for crying out loud.

Well, little John, it's his birthday.

Let him have his fun.

That little rascal.

I wonder what he's got up his jerkin.

Care to dance?

I'd love to.

Same, brother.

Who do we see around here about getting up, right?

From me, for several weeks of faithful service.

But, Sheriff, I've been with you for years.

Exactly.

Nevertheless, happy birthday.

A fun screw.

And in gold.

Just what I've always wanted.

Does it work?

I don't know.

I'll never find out.

Do I do hope it works?

It's working.

It's working.

Allow

me to introduce myself.

Ronaldo.

I've shared it first.

Hey, band leader.

You take requests about something up.

Give me a beat like this.

Sheriff, where my brother is smoking.

Robin and his men must be lacking.

Precisely.

But do not arrest him yet.

This must be part of a plot on a Robin's part.

And my part in the plot is to play the part as a Robin's plot adult.

But I will just plot the play so that my part makes his plot go to part.

So, Bertram alert the guards.

What is this thing?

Happy birthday, brother.

You smell of the forest.

Hey, they're playing my request.

Later, man.

Robin, if Ronaldo is playing a trick, he's losing his audience.

Well, maybe something happened to him.

Let's search the cap.

I'll start with the cap.

Prior.

Sheriff, the guards have checked the grounds a lot and said that Robin's plot is not.

His plot is not.

So, he came alone.

Sent a mental nanny.

Oh, what a surprise I've got in store for him.

You know, Sheriff, you move good for a big man.

Thank you.

You're not so bad yourself.

But unfortunately, we have to cut this damn short.

You're under arrest.

And the sentence is the envelope, please.

Dead.

Unfortunately, Ronaldo could not be here tonight.

Except take him away.

Oh, we've got to stop meeting like this.

What would the sheriff say?

You idiot, you fool!

How can you joke at a time like this?

You're right.

I shouldn't be joking.

You know what I should be doing?

What?

This?

I'm not hand me!

You forest vermin!

You're lucky you have these powers to protect you.

I tell you, from STEM to God!

I forget it.

I didn't come to fight anyway.

I came because it was our birthday.

And I felt a little love for my lousy brother.

Well, that's the difference between us.

You are ruled by...

And I am ruled by this!

You are had.

Any luck for our?

No, Robin.

I checked his tent.

His swimming hole.

I even checked his special secret hiding place.

But nobody knows where that is.

He told me once in confession.

Which is where I haven't seen you in a month.

Yeah, well, just for that, I'm not coming for another month.

Listen, hoof piece.

Maybe that's Ronaldo.

No, that's only Marion.

Oh, hi, Marion.

Oh, Robin, I've been riding for over an hour.

Did you happen to see Ronaldo?

Yes.

He's in the dungeon.

Oh.

He crashed Bertrand's birthday party and they're going to execute him at midnight.

So that's it.

Into the jaws of death to see a relative.

Want to talk about a son of metal journey?

Quickly, men.

Well, no, we've only got an hour.

But you'll never make it in time.

Of course we will.

There's hardly any traffic on the road this time of night.

We must save Ronaldo.

Right, and after we save him, I'm going to ring his neck.

Ronaldo, I would like to formally introduce you to Hollingsworth,

your executioner for this enchanted evening.

Hello, hello, my best boy.

It's going to be such a pleasure working with you.

Pleasure for you.

For me, just a big pain in the neck.

A pain in the neck?

Oh, that's very good.

Stupid fool, always choking.

Stand up.

Come to have a take-life citizen.

Prat, not Bertram.

He will soon be coming to the end of his punchline.

Yes, one swift motion of the axle.

Get the job done.

You'll see it's all the way the neck is placed.

But awfully, excuse me.

The object must be relaxed.

Must be relaxed.

I find that a humorous story works best for me.

I can't believe this is happening to me.

I have to pinch myself to see if I'm awake.

I'm awake.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Garden Hollingsworth, we have less than an hour to prepare.

Just a sneak preview of what I'm going to look like in a little while.

I didn't think it would look so gruesome.

I'm hungry.

You got anything to eat?

Hungry.

Oh, oh, yes.

Well, I suppose you are entitled to a lost meal.

That's right.

And they can't kill me until I finish my last meal, right?

That's right, brother.

Then I would like to have a big ball of broth and the fork.

Hollingsworth can be stabbed down for the dungeon now.

I guess, though.

I think that Ethel is ready.

And if she's not, regular is...

Please.

Yeah, hold still.

Take the tear and hold it between your fingers.

Don't be a scourly cat.

Open your eyes.

Close to me.

And they said I'd never get a head in this business.

You mean that was you who gave me on the head with the rattle?

Sure, I remember that.

That was just before the gypsy stole me away.

Yes, I never did.

Thank you for that.

It could have been me.

Hey, birdie, you like the present I got you, huh?

Present, present.

Actually, I didn't have time to open it.

Oh.

Don't worry.

I'll open it.

After.

Oh, if only I could do twins.

You know, over your pleasure, over your fun.

That's them.

They're here.

Here.

I won't be needing that.

I won't have anything to hang on.

That was given to me by my mother.

She was our mother.

After you, Hollingsworth, Tara, before beauty.

Don,

I want to be by myself.

Listen, I don't like to budge in on nobody.

So, I thought I would pray ahead for a reservation.

Thank you.

Okay.

I'm ready to meet my...

There's a far, far better thing I do now than I have ever done before.

Quickly, hit me over the head with this and make it look real.

Hey, man, I can't hit you not now.

On second thought.

Thank you.

Happy birthday.

Brother.

Happy birthday to you, brother.

Too late.

It's too late, I failed.

But you tried, Robin, you tried.

But to no avail, poor Ronaldo, gone.

Yeah, and he was the best, and he was the brightest.

But before the night is over, the sheriff will know my vengeance.

Yeah!

We'll storm the castle.

Yeah!

Hey, wait a minute.

That's dangerous.

We could get killed.

I don't care, Ronaldo.

You bet.

Ronaldo.

Uh-oh.

You made it.

There's no use trying to kid you, folks.

But this is a real tear.

And it's not easy to make this guy cry.

But after what we've just seen... You want to talk about your happy ending?

He just snuck up on me, sheriff.

I don't know how.

Little snakes snuck up and snuck me on the head.

Never mind, Patrick.

The damage is already tough.

I am so terribly sorry, Hollingsworth.

But there will be no execution today.

Oh, well, I don't mind, sheriff.

But Ethel will be so disappointed.

I will regular.

You don't suppose.

Not now, Hollingsworth.

But the next time we capture Ronaldo... You will do... twins.

twins?

Did you hear that, Ethel?

Oh, a double head.

Oh, if you need me this weekend, I'll be in Palm Springs.

I desperately need some color.

It's your birthday, dear Ronaldo.

We're glad you're still alive.