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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,530 --> 00:00:03,850 Why aren't you talking? 2 00:00:03,860 --> 00:00:05,340 Something's happening. 3 00:00:05,750 --> 00:00:08,010 What is happening, Tom? Why are you being mysterious? 4 00:00:08,010 --> 00:00:09,710 Your whole job is to tell me what's happening. 5 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:11,900 I don't know, I've never been to an auction before. 6 00:00:11,910 --> 00:00:14,740 - Everyone looks angry. - At 1 million and 300 thousand dollars 7 00:00:14,750 --> 00:00:16,350 Looking for a rise of 50. 8 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:19,400 We're at 1.3. Can I tell them the house is on the market? 9 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,350 Just take your time, Josh. Don't let him pressure you. 10 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:22,770 I don't think they're done yet. 11 00:00:22,770 --> 00:00:24,640 Letting them know we're on the market will get things 12 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,200 - moving again... - Yeah, or we could just stop 13 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,150 - there and it's done. - Be strong, Josh, okay? 14 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,560 Don't show weakness. 15 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,160 Okay, no, I just... Yes, fine, we're on the market. 16 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:34,370 - That's below your reserve. - Dad, fine. Please. 17 00:00:34,370 --> 00:00:35,880 Okay, let's just do this thing. 18 00:00:35,890 --> 00:00:38,380 Uh-oh. He's just whispered something to her. 19 00:00:38,390 --> 00:00:41,270 - I know, Tom. - We're selling. On the market... 20 00:00:41,270 --> 00:00:43,080 I think he whispered, "I love you." 21 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,460 - Please shut up, okay? - You wanted me to talk more! 22 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:48,040 - Yeah. - At 1 million and 3... At 1.350... 23 00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:50,300 Oh! It's up... it's up to 1.35. 24 00:00:52,060 --> 00:00:53,670 - What is he saying? - Are they bidding? 25 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,390 - Here, you just do it. - Okay. 26 00:00:55,650 --> 00:00:57,390 - Talk to me, Tom. - Oh, wait, wait, wait. 27 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:01,800 - 1.4 now. At 1.4, I have... - Gold sunglasses lady, 1.4 million. 28 00:01:01,810 --> 00:01:04,410 - Tom, don't sound excited. - Oh, sorry, Alan. 29 00:01:04,410 --> 00:01:06,760 - It's good. - That's... I mean, that is good. 30 00:01:06,770 --> 00:01:08,710 At 1 million and 500 thousand dollars. 31 00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:11,130 You'll never buy real estate shaking your head that way. 32 00:01:11,130 --> 00:01:13,320 I think this is it, 1.5. 33 00:01:13,330 --> 00:01:14,950 1.5, they're selling. 34 00:01:16,050 --> 00:01:19,460 At 1 million and 500 thousand dollars, first call. 35 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:20,710 She's doing the "going once" thing. 36 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,250 - She's doing the "going once" thing. - It's ending. 37 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:27,230 At 1 million and 500 thousand dollars. Are you all out? 38 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,930 Done? At 1 million and 500 thousand dollars? 39 00:01:31,030 --> 00:01:34,160 - Sold! Congratulations and well bid. - Sold! 40 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,090 $1.5 million? 41 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:38,860 We can scream now? 42 00:01:38,870 --> 00:01:41,280 Josh, 1 million and a half-"inaire"! 43 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:43,920 Good result. Good result. 44 00:01:43,930 --> 00:01:46,300 Your mum's house is sold, mate. Congratulations. 45 00:01:46,310 --> 00:01:48,200 Oh, I think I'm gonna start crying again. 46 00:02:26,770 --> 00:02:28,450 Josh, I don't wanna be difficult, but do you think 47 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:30,180 maybe we could take your mum off the table? 48 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:31,730 Just put her on top of the fridge. 49 00:02:32,850 --> 00:02:34,830 Have you decided what you're going to do with her? 50 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,860 No, ah. 51 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:39,100 - What did she like? - Not much. 52 00:02:39,110 --> 00:02:42,250 - Me, she liked me. - I'd like to live in a loft... 53 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:43,710 with a ladder. 54 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:45,440 Incredible. Like living in a ship. 55 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:48,250 Sorry, Tom, Josh and I were just having a chat about Josh's mum. 56 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:50,250 Ugh! I'm sick of Josh's mum. 57 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:51,710 - Whoa! - Ohh! 58 00:02:51,710 --> 00:02:53,250 - Sorry. Sorry. - Yeah. 59 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:55,310 Uh, what were we saying about her? 60 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,400 I'd like to add that she was a good woman. 61 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,030 Thank you. Thanks, Tom. 62 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,020 Can we talk about living in a loft now? 63 00:03:01,030 --> 00:03:03,710 Tom, you absolutely would not like living in a loft. 64 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,170 Yeah, so what's happened here is you've just found 65 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:06,750 a loophole to never have to leave your room. 66 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,640 Also, I just don't think it's the right time to move out and leave Josh. 67 00:03:09,650 --> 00:03:11,500 - Oh, he's fine. - He's not fine. 68 00:03:11,510 --> 00:03:13,710 - He is so fine. - Josh, are you fine? 69 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,120 - Yeah. - See? He's not fine. 70 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:17,610 Harrumph! 71 00:03:18,810 --> 00:03:21,080 I just don't think there's that much you can do, to be honest, 72 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:23,550 because, like, I'm sad, you know, 73 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:26,610 and... and sure, like, I guess I'll admit that I've been struggling, 74 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:31,530 but, also, my mum just killed herself. And, like, that's... that's bad. 75 00:03:31,540 --> 00:03:34,010 You know? And that's gonna be bad for a while. 76 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:37,160 And I just sort of... It seems right to be sad. 77 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,570 So, what brings you here? 78 00:03:39,570 --> 00:03:41,080 Well, um, it's free. 79 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:44,050 And also my dad was worried that, 'cause my mum committed suicide, 80 00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:46,080 that I was going to commit suicide. But... 81 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,650 the thing about that is that the most efficient way for my parents 82 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:52,060 to make me not want to do something is for them to do it. 83 00:03:52,370 --> 00:03:53,680 Mm-hm. 84 00:03:54,660 --> 00:03:56,840 You think that's insight 'cause I mentioned my parents, 85 00:03:56,850 --> 00:03:59,770 but it's not insight, okay, I was just... I was just being funny. 86 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:01,320 I'm a... I'm a funny guy. 87 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:27,640 Um, are you planning on going home with our dear friend Joshua tonight? 88 00:05:28,030 --> 00:05:30,240 - I think so. - Yes. 89 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:33,540 Well, you'd better look after him, Jason, 'cause he's a very fragile boy. 90 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:35,250 I... I promise I won't hurt him. 91 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:37,520 Yeah, 'cause if you hurt him, then you'll have to deal with us. 92 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,730 You don't want to even know what she's capable of, Jase. 93 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,570 I'll be a proper gentleman. 94 00:05:41,580 --> 00:05:43,270 - I promise. - No, that's not what I want! 95 00:05:43,270 --> 00:05:45,390 He gets really thirsty when he wakes up in the morning, 96 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,450 so, what you need to do is have a glass of water, by his bed, 97 00:05:48,450 --> 00:05:50,010 - waiting for him in the morning. - Ready. 98 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:51,220 Aha. 99 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,810 Are you crying again? 100 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:54,400 Oh. 101 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,960 Oh, no! 102 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,800 No! 103 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,060 What triggered the crying this time? The water? 104 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:02,380 I don't know, okay? My emotions are out of control. 105 00:06:02,390 --> 00:06:03,970 Y'know, maybe I'm pregnant. 106 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:05,460 His mum died. 107 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:08,270 - Should I go? - No! God, no. 108 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:11,270 Please don't make me go to bed alone. 109 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,860 You get him that water, understood? 110 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,090 So, what do you imagine were the reasons she had 111 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:17,600 for choosing to end her life? 112 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:20,960 I don't know. I googled, "Why did Mum kill herself?" 113 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,570 But it just told me why other mums killed themselves. 114 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:25,400 And now, whenever I go on the internet, 115 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,660 Google Ads keeps trying to sell me a new mum. 116 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:37,220 - Yeah? - I've got a joke for ya. 117 00:06:37,220 --> 00:06:39,810 - Oh, here we go. Yeah? - No, no, you'll like this one. 118 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:42,030 Okay. 119 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:45,520 Two gay guys, Tim and Jim, go to a fair. 120 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:48,200 - Well, I do like gays and fairs. Yeah. - And then... Yeah, I know. Listen. 121 00:06:48,210 --> 00:06:51,920 And Tim decides to go on the ride with the chairs that spin around. 122 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,220 - Mm-hm. Wait, wait, wait. - So the first time he... 123 00:06:54,220 --> 00:06:56,020 How old is this gay couple? 124 00:06:56,660 --> 00:07:00,060 Does it matter? He... they're in their 40s and he's... 125 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:01,580 - But they're young at heart. - Okay. 126 00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:05,430 So the first time he flies around, he waves at, um, Jim. 127 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:07,060 - Mm-hm. - No, Jim's on the ride. 128 00:07:07,070 --> 00:07:08,340 - No. - He... 129 00:07:08,350 --> 00:07:10,530 - No, Tim's on the ride. - Oh, it doesn't matter. 130 00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:12,180 No, but it does matter doesn't it? 131 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:13,810 I think it... it matters to Tim and Jim. 132 00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:15,730 - It'd matter to Tim and Jim very much. - Yes, okay. 133 00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:18,530 So Tim... No, Jim... 134 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:20,150 - Tim is on the ride. Yeah. - Tim is on the ride. Okay. 135 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,100 So, he goes around once and he waves at Jim... 136 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:24,910 Why... why wasn't the other one... Why didn't he go on the ride? 137 00:07:24,910 --> 00:07:26,840 Because he gets motion sickness. 138 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,530 - Okay. - Sorry. 139 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:32,400 So, J... No, J... Yes... yes, Jim gets motion sickness, 140 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,200 - Tim is on the ride. - Is that his name? 141 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,550 - Jim. Yeah. No. - Are you sure? 142 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,660 - Jim gets motion sickness and... - And... 143 00:07:38,670 --> 00:07:41,600 Tim is on the ride. Shush! Just shut up and listen. 144 00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:43,270 - Listen. Okay. - Okay. 145 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,370 I'm going to start again. Two gay guys go to a fair, right? 146 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:49,330 One gay guy 147 00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:50,870 goes on the spinning chair ride. 148 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:53,030 He goes around once and he waves to the other gay. 149 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,630 He goes around a second time and he waves to the other gay. 150 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:59,890 And the third time he goes around, the chain snaps! And he flies into a wall. 151 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:02,110 I mean, there's nothing funny about that, Dad. 152 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,230 And the gay who wasn't on the ride rushes over to him and says, 153 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,590 "Are you hurt?" 154 00:08:06,590 --> 00:08:09,690 And the gay on the ground looks up at him and says, "Am I hurt?" 155 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,310 "I went around three times and you didn't wave back once." 156 00:08:12,310 --> 00:08:13,800 "Of course I'm hurt!" 157 00:08:19,510 --> 00:08:22,320 No, I mean, I'm not angry at her, I just... 158 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:25,150 Like, yeah, sure, it's a real douchebag move for her to kill herself, 159 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:28,260 but she's just such a dope, you know. Like, we know she's a dope. 160 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,570 I know you can't make sense of mental illness, I know. Like... 161 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:33,380 who knows what version of reality she had 162 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,660 going on in her head, yeah? It's just... 163 00:08:38,420 --> 00:08:39,730 I just sort of... 164 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:42,210 feel the same way as I do when 165 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:44,230 people tell me they like cats, you know? 166 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,840 I can't look at them from the outside and try and find sense or purpose. 167 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,730 What? 168 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,040 I have two cats. 169 00:09:05,810 --> 00:09:07,340 - Hey, guess what? - What? 170 00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:09,010 - We got the place! - What place? 171 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:10,800 - The loft place. - Which one? 172 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,180 The one with the kitchen. 173 00:09:12,190 --> 00:09:16,810 - Oh, my God! Yay! - We got it! We got it! We got it, yay! 174 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:18,600 So, what does that mean? 175 00:09:18,610 --> 00:09:21,920 Um, we can sign the lease on Friday. 176 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,220 - Whoa-ah. - Yeah. 177 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:26,040 - Huh... - Are you happy? 178 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,940 Am I happy? That's just the saddest question. 179 00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:31,430 It's hard to tell behind the hat and sunglasses. 180 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:34,430 - Look like my dad. - Ah. That's interesting. 181 00:09:34,430 --> 00:09:36,420 Do I, um... do I remind you of... 182 00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:41,360 of your dad when you're all up in my grill with your D? 183 00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:43,280 Yeah. Yeah. 184 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,260 Do I remind you of your dad 185 00:09:45,260 --> 00:09:47,370 when we're doing our little sexy role play 186 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:49,160 and I'm playing the role of your daddy? 187 00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:51,130 - Yeah, yeah. You really commit. Yep. - Mmm. 188 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:53,360 Do I... do I remind you of your dad 189 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,810 when I make your little packed lunch and put a little secret note that says, 190 00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:57,180 - "That's my good boy, Tom." - Ah, my dad... 191 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,120 - "That's my boy." Do I... - never made me lunch, actually. 192 00:09:59,130 --> 00:10:00,520 - Remind you of your dad... - It's a sore point. 193 00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:02,080 "Hey boy, have a good day at school." 194 00:10:02,090 --> 00:10:04,200 Hi, guys. I was thinking about putting a bit of Mum, like... 195 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,470 like, just the tiniest little bit 196 00:10:05,470 --> 00:10:07,480 in this confetti cannon and then setting it off. 197 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,600 I mean, yes, of course. Let's. 198 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,260 I don't feel better. 199 00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:18,740 Think I accidentally swallowed a bit. 200 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:21,810 Think she would've liked that. I always felt like she had a crush on you. 201 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:27,770 Grace, I'm just a little bit concerned 'cause 202 00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:30,240 I'm pretty sure that when I took your nose I gave it back, but then 203 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,970 you took mine and I just... I just don't know what you've done with it. 204 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,680 Ha! You check the plant? 205 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,590 Grace, did you put my nose in the plant? 206 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,240 That's where she put mine, huh? 207 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,220 Grace, you absolutely cannot go around taking people's noses 208 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:44,590 and not giving it back. That's just... just not done. 209 00:10:44,690 --> 00:10:47,220 Hey, Josh, can you do me a favour? 210 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,210 - Yes? - Can you talk to your dad? 211 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,820 He's not sad enough. You know, 212 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:55,110 he is never sad. He... he... he's like a chubby Stepford wife. 213 00:10:55,110 --> 00:10:57,680 You want me to convince Dad to be sad? 214 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:00,800 Sad, angry, confused, regret, I don't mind! 215 00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:02,950 Just any negative emotion. 216 00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:05,030 - Oh, not guilt. - Can't he go to a therapist? 217 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,610 - That's what I have to do. - We are not outsourcing this. 218 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,420 Fine. 219 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,430 Oh! 220 00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:22,360 What do you think? 221 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:24,360 - I think I'm gonna buy this place! - All right. 222 00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:26,660 - Yeah, boy! - Don't get too excited. 223 00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:28,450 - Yeah, boy! - It might be overpriced. 224 00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:29,880 Yeah. 225 00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:33,240 - I'm very proud of you. - Good. 226 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,110 You're doing the right thing. This... It's... 227 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,890 Y-you're spending the money wisely. 228 00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:38,400 I mean, you would not be saying that 229 00:11:38,410 --> 00:11:40,910 if you saw all the French lace I've been buying. 230 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,840 Oh. 231 00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:47,450 Oh, God. 232 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,730 I feel like some baklava. 233 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,430 No, no, I need you to keep crying. 234 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,640 Mae asked me to get you to cry more, so you do that. 235 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,040 Why would she say that? I've been fine. 236 00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:01,870 Um, because Mum died and apparently you've been a bit over-perky. 237 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,170 Ov... 238 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,090 Yeah. 239 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:08,790 I wish Mae would talk to me about this stuff instead. 240 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,090 Me too. 241 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,840 Do you think I've been over-perky? 242 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,610 Mm-mm, no, I don't think. I have no thoughts. 243 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:17,520 Mm... nothing. 244 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:22,780 Josh, Rose... Rose and I got divorced. I... 245 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,450 I just don't think it's right that I burden everyone. 246 00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:28,970 Right. 247 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:33,210 - That makes sense, doesn't it? - It's deranged. 248 00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:38,770 Mae and I need to communicate better. 249 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:42,200 Th... that's a separate issue to your mother, but... 250 00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:43,810 thanks for telling me. 251 00:12:43,810 --> 00:12:46,580 Next time, get her to talk to me. 252 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:51,800 So, um, while we were at dinner, Mum told me that she was in love with you. 253 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,900 So... 254 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,920 Well, that's, um... I don't know about that. 255 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,710 Like, I don't think she wanted to be married to you, 256 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:03,860 but she was just acknowledging that you guys were in love and... 257 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,680 she still sort of felt love for you. 258 00:13:05,690 --> 00:13:08,120 I don't know, Dad. I just think you're allowed to be sad. Yeah. 259 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:10,240 Be sad around me. Be sad around me. 260 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:13,440 You and Mum loved each other and then she died. That's a big... 261 00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:15,770 that's a very big... s... 262 00:13:15,770 --> 00:13:17,160 sad thing. 263 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,240 Hey? 264 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,360 He just saw the strata fees. 265 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,890 Whoa-ah! Yep. 266 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,190 Big, big strata fees. 267 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,000 Emotionally taxing. 268 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,900 That's good. 269 00:13:38,690 --> 00:13:41,210 Well, I'm absolutely gonna turn into my parents, 270 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,420 okay? I spoke to my dad about Mum dying 271 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,480 and he kept trying to explain away 272 00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:46,900 why he doesn't need to feel sad 273 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,270 with what he thought was logic and reason. 274 00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:52,040 And I thought, like... I thought, like, "Well, that is so weird." 275 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,160 And then I realised that's what I do. 276 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,680 I'm gonna become my dad. 277 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,610 Can you... can you help me with that, please? 278 00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:01,670 Can you stop me becoming my dad? 279 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,540 If I could stop people turning into their parents, 280 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:07,240 I could afford to commute to work by helicopter. 281 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,400 - 920. - At 920 it is. 282 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,920 - At 920... - Got the strategy? 283 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,160 - Shh. - 940. 284 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:16,130 Stay firm, don't get spooked, don't go above your limit. 285 00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:19,290 - Please be quiet. - 960 with you, sir. 960,000 bid. 286 00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:23,320 At 960,000 bid now. 960. Anywhere else? 287 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,400 - Shakes his head at 960 bid. - 980. 288 00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:26,980 At 980, madam. 289 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,910 - At $980,000. - Stay with them, Josh. 290 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:33,000 Sir, can I see that finger that I've come to know and love? 291 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,570 Well, you know something's not right, ladies and gentlemen, 292 00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:38,090 when a man of my age is looking forward to a finger. 293 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:41,280 - He's funny. - That there was a prostate cancer joke. 294 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:44,980 I will be selling the property out today at $980,000. 295 00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:46,370 Going once. 296 00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:49,500 Going twice. 297 00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:51,170 1 million dollars. 298 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:52,680 Fresh bidder, sir. 299 00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:54,780 1 million dollars clean to you. 300 00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:58,340 At 1 million dollars, ladies and gentlemen. 1 million dollars. 301 00:14:58,350 --> 00:15:00,030 Going once. 302 00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:03,630 Going twice. Going three times. 303 00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:07,400 And sold to the young man in the mint green coat. 304 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,620 Whoo! 305 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,200 So, this is my house. 306 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,110 I actually just hate you. 307 00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:20,270 Like, I actually hate you at the moment. Like, I'm so furious. 308 00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:23,160 I'm really... I'm trying not to be because I like having you as a friend. 309 00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,280 But fuck, you know, like, if my mum dies, 310 00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:27,590 you just... you sort of have to be there. 311 00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:28,880 Yeah? 312 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,460 Like, can we promise each other that? 313 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:32,360 That from now on, if my mum dies, 314 00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:34,240 that you'll be there sometimes? 315 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,280 - Yes. - I could go on about this for hours, 316 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,150 but I'm not going to because I'm a good person. 317 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,250 Okay, well, I was hoping to distract you from all of that 318 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:43,260 with a housewarming gift. 319 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,270 I do like gifts. 320 00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:48,360 That's good. That's clever. 321 00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:50,760 I also like how right I am and how wrong you are. 322 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,570 I have wanted to talk to you so much, 323 00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:55,650 but the more time went by, the more I just got scared. 324 00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:57,870 Yeah. Yeah, okay, I get it. 325 00:15:58,260 --> 00:16:01,130 Can you please just hurry up and open it? You're making me anxious. 326 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,200 No, this is... this is very good. 327 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,680 It's a good pasta maker. 328 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,420 I will be able to glean some happiness from this. Thank you. 329 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,680 I can't begin to imagine how you must be feeling. 330 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:22,440 Just bad. That's the answer. 331 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,860 Yeah, death is really bad. It's just... 332 00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:27,240 It's... death is... That's the worst thing. 333 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,940 What does it feel like? 334 00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:31,350 Today mostly I feel isolated 335 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,960 because, just, nobody cares about her as much as I did and that's... 336 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,060 Like, people have been very nice to me, they've been very good 337 00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:39,160 when I'm standing in front of them, but then they go off... 338 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:43,370 and they get worried about dinner or tax or Sea World and just... 339 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,240 I just wish there was someone else that cared about her 340 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,080 as much as I did, you know? 341 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:51,000 Like, I get it, I get it. She's actually not very interesting. 342 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,100 Like, in the scheme of the world, she was just an average lady. 343 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:58,400 But she was really... she was a very big, very special thing to me. 344 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,550 What, no, are you crying? Claire, stop crying. It's gross. 345 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:06,930 I'm sorry, it's just so awful. 346 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,720 I can't help it. 347 00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:12,330 I've been thinking a lot that my mum used to be happy and okay, you know, 348 00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:14,310 and then she deteriorated into this 349 00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:16,230 - dark place. - Okay. 350 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:20,660 Well, I'm happy and okay. You're happy and okay. It's terrifying! 351 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,540 I've been worried about my genes, so I googled. 352 00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:28,540 And did... did Google reassure you that 353 00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:31,240 bipolar's not as genetic as some people think? 354 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,650 It said that if you have bipolar, 355 00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:37,250 then there's, like, essentially an 80% chance that it has a genetic origin, 356 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:40,120 but the chance of it being passed on is only 10%. 357 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:43,110 But, are you worried about going into a dark place like your mum? 358 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,610 No, I don't think so. That's not for me. 359 00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:47,640 I mean, like, I'm still sad, obviously, 360 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,120 but I think that's a normal kind of sad. 361 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,080 Oh. there's no right or wrong way to grieve. 362 00:17:51,350 --> 00:17:53,260 Yeah. Okay. 363 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:57,550 But I am top of the class, right? Like, I'm... I'm your favourite. 364 00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:59,760 I know you've got some really good tools 365 00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:01,660 to deal with the situation you're in. 366 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,120 And I was wondering how you felt 367 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,460 about dealing with some of this by yourself? 368 00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,780 Are you breaking up with me? 369 00:18:09,430 --> 00:18:12,050 - Are we done? - No, we're never done. 370 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,740 I just think you're ready to not need me so much. 371 00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:17,440 No, this definitely feels like I'm being broken up with. 372 00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:20,540 It's not personal, it's my professional opinion. 373 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,960 Oh, it's a shame. I quite like you. 374 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:26,550 When I die, I want to have the saddest funeral. 375 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,550 I don't want any of that celebration-of-your-life bullshit, 376 00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:33,490 I want to have tears. I want, like, proper snotty tears. 377 00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:36,720 What I would like is for my body to be laid out on a platform 378 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,980 in the front room, on display for 4-5 days 379 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:42,100 so that the community can come and say goodbye. 380 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,100 - The community? - They'll come. 381 00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:49,450 And, um, Ella, she will come every morning in her, um, widow's veil 382 00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:51,690 that she will wear for 40 days and 40 nights, 383 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:54,900 and then she will wash my body with a... with a damp silk cloth. 384 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,590 I'm not gonna wash your manky corpse. 385 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,570 I don't give a shit what you do with me when I die, okay. 386 00:18:58,580 --> 00:19:00,870 You can do anything you like with my body. Whatever you want. 387 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,590 Okay, if I could do anything I like 388 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,060 - Mm-hm. - At all, um, 389 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,370 what I would do first of all is, um, get it taxidermied. 390 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,880 - Brilliant. - And then what I would do 391 00:19:08,890 --> 00:19:11,400 is make it so that when I walk past you, 392 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,990 it says, "Welcome home," like one of those frogs. 393 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,690 Great. 394 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,230 Good. Sorted that out. 395 00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:19,600 I'd like to be remembered as a war hero. 396 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,440 You were in the war? 397 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:23,430 Nup. 398 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,510 What's this? 399 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,650 Yeah, that's Mum's ashes. 400 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,610 Yeah. 401 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:42,200 Why did you put her in a cookie jar for? 402 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,030 I wanted to put her somewhere that she would like. 403 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,210 And she didn't like that many things, so... 404 00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:48,120 Yeah, everyone like cookie. 405 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,060 - Exactly. - It's a bit odd. 406 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:51,840 Yeah, it is... it is a bit strange, isn't it? So, 407 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:55,040 'cause what it is, right, is my mum but burned into a pile 408 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:58,320 and then put into a cookie jar in my million-dollar home. 409 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,900 Hey, this will cheer you up, Josh, okay? 410 00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:03,370 Grace, who is this? Hmm? 411 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,920 Grace, who is this? 412 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:09,050 - Grace... who's this? - Okay. 413 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:13,100 So I need you to believe that this morning, she said 'Josh'! 414 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,900 - And it was the most adorable... - Did she? 415 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,840 - Thing in the world! Yeah, yeah. See. - Did she say 'Josh'? 416 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,360 - Josh? - Huh? 417 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:22,360 Did you, little Gracie? Hey? Josh. 418 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,540 - Josh. - Josh! 419 00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,580 - Say 'Josh'. - I'm Josh. 420 00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:28,400 - Josh. - Josh. 421 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,020 - Josh! - Josh! Come on. 422 00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:31,280 - Josh. - Okay, that's enough. 423 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,020 All right, please, let's go. 424 00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:34,300 - Yeah, fare thee well. - Lovely. * 425 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:36,200 - Goodbye. - Josh. See? She said it! 426 00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:37,560 Bye-bye. 'Bye. 427 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,940 - 'Bye, Josh. - 'Bye. Okay. 428 00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:42,290 - Love you! Yep. - Love you. 429 00:21:00,570 --> 00:21:02,980 - Oww! - Are you all right? 430 00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:04,190 Yep. 431 00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:09,580 How are we gonna fit that mattress up there? 432 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,790 It'll be fine. 433 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,360 Just don't think it's gonna be fine. 434 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:16,570 - It's a queen-sized mattress, Tom. - It'll be fine. 435 00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:18,670 In the pictures, there was a bed up here. 436 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,490 The only reason for a loft is to sleep in. 437 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,670 - We can get a mattress up here. - Okay! 438 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,460 Can you, like, do something? 439 00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:27,760 I have done so much. 440 00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:30,630 I've been talking to those moving guys the entire day. 441 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,370 I'm so exhausted. 442 00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:36,750 Tom, you've just broken your favourite lamp. 443 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,320 It's not my favourite! 444 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,090 Hmm. Yeah. 445 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,590 - Is that the side bit? - What is the side bit, Tom? 446 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,300 - I don't know what "side bit" means. - The longest bit... the longest 447 00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:06,790 - bit of the bed. - Oh, sorry. 448 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,120 Sorry I'm not a bed expert like you clearly are. 449 00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:10,720 I never said you weren't a bed expert. 450 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,720 I didn't even want this fucking ugly bed. 451 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,310 I have... I have no idea what you want. 452 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,300 You didn't tell me what you wanted the entire move. 453 00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:18,830 I want to break up! 454 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,680 What? 455 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,610 It's not you, you know. 456 00:22:59,030 --> 00:23:00,530 It is a bit. 457 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,940 A little bit, but not much. 458 00:23:06,650 --> 00:23:08,790 Yeah, you never wanted to live together. 459 00:23:08,790 --> 00:23:11,890 I thought that I'd change my mind by the time we got here. 460 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,060 You didn't want to look at houses, you wanted to stay with Josh. 461 00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:17,690 I just forced you into it. 462 00:23:19,850 --> 00:23:22,180 I think I was... 463 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,470 I think I just didn't want anything to change 464 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:28,900 because I was worried that when it did I wouldn't like it. 465 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,950 Well, I didn't notice. 466 00:23:32,130 --> 00:23:33,920 Why can't I ever notice things? 467 00:23:33,930 --> 00:23:35,710 You're just thinking about other things. 468 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,640 I'm really not. 469 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,340 I just made this situation happen. 470 00:23:42,550 --> 00:23:44,880 You're really not that powerful, Tom. 471 00:23:45,470 --> 00:23:48,180 - That was mean. - Yep. 472 00:23:48,570 --> 00:23:49,780 Yep. 473 00:23:50,170 --> 00:23:52,070 I'm a real shit guy. 474 00:23:52,270 --> 00:23:54,300 No, you're not. 475 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,910 You're the best, you're the best guy. 476 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:11,570 - Hey, buddy. How's it going? - Hi. Really great. 477 00:24:26,630 --> 00:24:29,350 What's with the, ah, whale songs? 478 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,110 The neighbours won't stop screaming at each other, 479 00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:34,090 so I'm playing them whale songs to try and calm them down. 480 00:24:40,030 --> 00:24:41,670 It's not working. 481 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:43,540 They didn't like the Lion King soundtrack, 482 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:45,560 they didn't like Enya, they don't like whale songs. 483 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,920 I don't know what they want. 484 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,640 Sorry about your life. 485 00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:54,420 I'm sorry about your life. 486 00:24:54,510 --> 00:24:57,030 - Want some dinner? - Yes, please.36107

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