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Heaven, I'm in Heaven

We're late.

We can't be late.

I'll be glad when this damn anniversary is over and done.

Bullpucky.

Excuse me?

You love showing off your little town.

Like a boy with his train set.

You know me too well.

-What's wrong? -It's nothing.

Show me.

The wound should have healed by now.

Mother's blood isn't working. It…

Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's with the waterworks?

We've weathered worse.

What if Mother dies?

Never gonna happen.

Our new doctor, he's gonna make her right as rain.

We should have killed his little friends.

Whole cul-de-sac dying all at once?

That raises a few too many questions.

We are gonna do what we've always done.

Be patient.

Pick 'em off one by one, huh?

Nobody will care. They never have. They never will.

And when the dust settles,

it'll be you and me.

Forever.

You have to get me out of here.

Ah, he's finally up.

-What? -Digging the new digs?

This actually used to be Edward's old room.

Ironic, right?

How long have I been out?

Oh, three days, give or take.

We had to sedate you.

For your own good, of course.

You can't keep me here.

Sure, we can, Sammy. Your daughter signed the papers.

Honestly,

I think she was relieved to be rid of you.

Okay…

Easy there, cowboy.

Oh, my head…

There's bound to be side effects

when you drain somebody of a pint or six of brain fluid.

What did you do to me?

Oh no.

It wasn't me.

It was Blaine.

You broke the deal, Sammy.

He brought in a couple of kids,

and they tapped your brain like a keg on spring break.

I'm gonna get out of here.

Oh, but then you'll miss all the fun.

Today is the 75th anniversary,

and we're celebrating with real cake and real punch in our town square.

Fuck you!

Careful, Sammy.

There's a lot of hungry kids out there.

Oh!

Make sure to warm up that sweet baritone of yours.

We got karaoke.

Howdy, gents. I'm here to relieve you.

They need you on traffic duty in town square.

-Nobody buzzed us. -Of course not.

With all the visitors,

everyone is running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

That sounds about right.

You know why they got us keeping eyes on a bunch of blue hairs?

Maybe they're the ones throwing orgies in the rec center.

At least someone's having fun, right?

Right.

-Your chariot, my lady. -Thank you.

So far so good.

Now, who wants to show some leg?

Me first.

Don't these have alarms?

I shut the system off at the source,

but it's only a matter of time until someone notices.

Better get to it.

Coffee?

Thank you.

Careful, it's very hot.

Thank you.

Imaging results are in.

Oh. And?

No change in cell degeneration

God damn it.

-Maybe it's because of Mother's diet. -How so?

You stuffed her so full of human brain fluid

that she's starting to look like one of us.

Well, we are what we eat.

You know what you have to do.

-What? -You have to stop the bloodletting.

We can't. We die.

-Yeah, but if she dies…? -It's a catch-22.

We stop, we die. We keep going, we die.

To rocks and hard places.

To rocks and hard places.

Right.

Beats the hell out of a bone marrow transplant.

Ha!

What?

Bingo!

Oh, what the fuck?

-Oh! -Oh.

I didn't realize anyone was still here.

I thought we'd be all packed up by now, but…

Sorry, I… I just got a little, uh, behind.

So I can see.

So what do we have here?

I think my dad built a particle accelerator out of old TVs.

Or he… he nearly did.

Looks like he overloaded the amplifier…

-Uh, is it dangerous? -What?

No, not for humans.

Just… wish I knew why he built it in the first place.

Hmm. I don't think the question is why did he build it.

I think the question is why would anybody build this?

But you don't have to understand him.

You just have to love him.

They teach you that bullshit in orientation?

No, I wrote that bullshit for orientation.

Look, I can give you until tomorrow morning.

But, you know, I've got a showing at 10:00,

so I'm gonna need you to get out of here…

Good job, Dad.

What was I saying?

-Nothing important. -Oh.

Oh, God. I don't feel so well.

I think I'd better come back tomorrow morning, if that's okay.

Sure thing.

I like your shoes.

-Thank you. -There you go.

I know you.

I think you're confused.

My ass. I never forget a face.

I don't know you.

You're Edward's friend. You came to visit. I remember.

Hey, no cuts.

Shut up, Gary, nobody likes a narc.

I swear, everybody in this place is such a Goody Two-shoes.

At least Edward still had some spit in his fire.

He used to escape all the time.

-Crazy old fucker. -How'd he do that?

I don't know.

The duchess told him.

-The duchess? -That's right.

She knows stuff.

I need to speak to her.

Hell no. She's a lady. You're a template prick.

I'll be nice.

-I doubt that. -Please.

I have to get out of here.

Fine, but you better behave.

Grab two pieces of that cake. Follow me.

Don't you eyeball me, Gary. I'll roll over your dick.

Hello, pumpkin.

I brought cake…

And an asshole.

Sam, meet the duchess.

-Hello. -Ain't she grand?

Fifty-five years now, we've been roommates.

Promise me, love

Kisses, sweet love

Meant for me

Who the hell are you?

-I'm-- -Wait, I know you.

You're Edward's friend.

I never forget a face.

That's right, I'm Sam.

You told me that the duchess could tell me how Edward escaped from here.

Oh.

My brain did it again.

I'm not…

what I used to be.

None of us are.

If you want the duchess's help,

she'll need a cue.

A cue?

Sure. Something to bring her back to herself.

For some of the folks here, it's a bit of music.

Or maybe even a certain perfume.

And for the duchess?

A cigarette always does the trick.

A cigarette?

You get the duchess a smoke, and she'll tell you what you need to know.

Warden Toby always keeps a pack in his desk.

Promise me, love

Kisses sweet love

Meant for me

Yum, yum, yum, yum.

Respiration's steady.

All right, she's sedated.

Here we go.

This is a sample of Mother's blood, taken this morning.

Notice the advanced cellular degradation. But…

after a small transfusion of her kid's blood,

these same cells…

I mean, you can see for yourself.

What am I looking at?

Spontaneous cellular regeneration.

A miracle!

You did it.

Well, in theory.

We won't know for sure until we run some more tests.

How long will that take?

Um, weeks?

Months?

We'll do the transfusion today.

No, we can't.

There are a lot of variables.

Dr. Mansour…?

This could work, but if we're hasty, Mother will die.

I'm sorry. It's… It's too risky.

And as for me

And as for me

I made my mind up back in Chelsea

When I go

I'm going like Elsie

…cabaret

Again!

Again!

Easy now, Ben.

Don't want you getting everyone too excited.

I want to sing.

Sure thing, big guy. What do you have in mind?

Um…

Any Boss fans here?

Bruce!

Bruce!

Yeah, Bruce was my wife's favorite too.

Yeah, this one's for her.

Screen door slams, Mary's dress sways

Like a vision She dances across the porch

As the radio plays

Roy Orbison singing for the lonely

Hey, that's me, and I want you only

Don't turn me home again

I just can't face myself alone again

Don't run back inside

Darling, you know Just what I'm here for

So you're scared, and you're thinking That maybe we ain't that…

Show a little faith There's magic in the night

You're no beauty, but you're all right

Oh, and that's all right with me

Easy there, Ben.

You can hide 'neath your covers And study your pain

Make crosses from your lovers Throw roses in the rain

Waste your summer praying in vain For a savior to rise from these streets

Well now, I'm no hero That's understood

All the redemption I can offer, girl Is beneath this dirty hood

With a chance to make it good somehow

Hey, what else can we do now?

Except roll down the window

And let the wind blow back your hair

Well, the night's busting open

These two lanes will take us anywhere

We got one last chance to make it real

…on some wheels

Climb in back…

Please return to your rooms.

Please return to your rooms.

Please return to your rooms.

What are you doing? Move them!

What are you doing, Sammy?

Don't call me Sammy.

These clothes are kind of creepy, but they are very comfortable.

Renee, we can talk on these while you and Judy are inside.

They're closed loop, meaning no one can listen in.

Art, you'll distract the guards while I infiltrate security.

-Yeah, all right. -Keep them confused.

I can do confusing.

Time to bust Sam out.

Hey.

Be careful.

Uh, hello. Hi.

I was just driving past, and I think I almost ran over one of your residents.

I seriously doubt that, son.

Oh, damn it!

-How'd that happen? -You were on your phone again.

Go and get him, you sack.

You know, you both might want to go. He looks spry.

I'll cover things here.

Don't worry. I won't tell anyone.

Thank you. You're an angel.

Sir, come back!

We are in, baby.

I got 'em.

Oh.

I know you. You're Edward's friend. I never forget a face.

That's right. The duchess was going to tell me how Edward escaped.

Oh.

Well, to do that, she's gonna need…

A cue. Yeah, here you go.

My mind reset again, didn't it?

I'm afraid so.

Hello, pumpkin.

Hello, darling.

You have a visitor.

-His name is… -Sam.

I know you.

No, I… I don't think so.

She told me all about you.

-Who? -That's the question.

She appears different to all of us who see her.

Always someone from our past, like a daughter or a sister or…

Wife?

He… He thought he was seeing a ghost.

Well, what is she, then?

She doesn't know.

She doesn't even know her name.

The folks who drink her blood call her Mother.

-You can talk to her? -Sure.

We got a lot in common.

We're both prisoners.

Me, in my mind.

Her, in her cage.

But she hears everything.

What does she want from me?

For you to save her.

She's running out of time.

She's been crying out to you for help,

even the damn birds could hear her.

But you're too stubborn to listen.

Why me?

Well, you weren't the first choice.

But up until now, the only people that could hear her were like me.

Those of us lost in time.

We're not strong enough to do what needs done.

But then you came along. The loss of your wife split your mind.

That's how much you loved her.

You've got one foot stuck here with us now,

and the other in the day she died.

Mother doesn't experience time in a straight line either, Sam.

I don't care.

I won't save her. She… She killed Jack.

That was an accident.

She's in pain just like you.

You want to help your friends?

Save her.

The choice is yours.

Anger… or forgiveness.

Choose.

I just want to get out of here.

The 5:15 bus will take you where you need to go.

Wait at the bus stop.

It'll be along.

What bus stop?

In the middle of town square.

Is it real?

Yeah.

There's all different kinds of real.

Huh.

All clear.

Renee?

Sam's in room 157.

Room 157.

Odds.

Damn, this place has a definite vibe.

You here for the 5:15?

I guess so.

Now, don't worry.

It's never late.

43.

45.

What are you doing?

Blending in.

Here… push me.

Why do I have to push?

Fine, I'll push you.

Here, sit.

-Hey. This feels right. -All set?

45… 47.

Be cool.

I'm always cool.

51.

Turn. Park, park!

Sam!

It's empty.

He's not in his room.

What do we do now?

-I'll call you back. -Wait, wait, wait!

Hi. I'm here to sign my father out.

Right. Sorry. I don't think we can do that.

No, you're going to.

I'm just covering for a friend. I'm sure if you come back later…

Absolutely not.

You're gonna go back there and get my father,

or I'm gonna call the police.

Okay, look.

Around here, I am the police.

You heading out on vacation?

-Sure. -Oh, nice.

I'm waiting for my best friend.

I haven't seen Charlie in a dog's age,

but whenever we get together, it's… it's like we were kids again.

Time's funny that way.

All the aches and pains disappear.

Like my nose.

I had to have another carcinoma…

Help. Help me, Sam.

They're hurting me.

I'm running out of time.

Ah, there's the 5:15.

Right on time.

I'm sure Charlie will be on the next one.

Have a nice trip.

Sam! Sam!

Sam!

Sam!

Over there!

Jesus.

Shit!

-We have to get through that door. -Right.

-But we need a key card to do it. -Right.

How are we going to get a key card?

Renee, go with me.

Ow!

-What did you do that for? -Go with me.

-Ow! -Is everything okay over here?

My friend is having severe arm pains.

Do you need a nurse?

Um, yeah, I do. I need, um, a nurse because I have severe arm pain.

-I'm on it. Wait here. -Thank you. Okay.

Do it to yourself next time.

Come on.

Hey, boss.

Hello, Wally.

What's up?

Made some personnel changes.

You're going to be taking over Dr. Mansour's duties.

What about Dr. Mansour?

He's lying dead at my feet.

I was hoping that maybe that was a metaphor.

Afraid not.

So, starting tomorrow, you are going to fatten the kids up.

You are going to increase the feedings,

squeeze the residents,

and prep Mother for transfusion.

People will die.

Mother will die.

The suffering--

You don't know suffering.

My wife…

My wife does.

She was so young when polio struck her down.

But she survived, barely,

but… her limbs were left withered.

She has suffered,

enough for a thousand lifetimes.

Yeah.

So you and I, Wally,

we… are gonna smile

while she drinks the joint dry.

Yep.

Good.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have an anniversary to prepare for.

Nice try, Sam.

But, uh, no dice.

Did you hear her?

Tough day all around, Sam.

We both failed.

So let's start over, hmm?

What do you say? Hit that reset button.

Here's what I'm thinking.

I line up every kid in the rack.

No sedation this time.

I want you wide awake until they drain every last drop of--

Sam!

Are you okay?

Did you hear her?

Who?

-She was in so much pain. -Okay, come on. We gotta get you out.

Let's go.

You all right?

-Can you run? -Yeah.

Okay.

I wouldn't call it a stack, but it's a start.

Hey, we got Sam. How do we get out of this place?

Uh, there's a fire exit down the hall to your right.

Found it.

We tripped an alarm. We're fucked.

What's going on?

Oh shit! They're going into lockdown.

-Get to the van. We'll meet there. -On my way.

Wait, where are you going? I'm gonna call you back.

-Are we locked in? -Seriously?!

Oh, no. No, shit, stop!

-No! -Hey!

-I'm trying to talk to you! -Hey, sorry, lady. I just quit.

-Hey! -Come back!

Hey! Hey!

Excuse me, sir!

What are you doing calling? You said we were being monitored.

Doesn't matter. Renee and Judy found Sam.

Building's on lockdown.

Our ride just got booted.

-What? -Sam?

-Told you not to park there. -Cooper?

So my wife is trapped?

What's going on with my dad?

Wait, Sam Cooper's your dad?

-Yes! -Hey!

-I asked you a question. -We're all trapped.

Congrats, you're the new getaway driver.

Oh, shit. My truck is in the cul-de-sac.

We're counting on you, man.

I demand to know what's happening with my father!

What's going on is my maybe-girlfriend and some of her friends

are trying to rescue your dad from monsters,

and it's not going great.

I don't expect you to believe me, but that's what's going on.

-Hey, stop! -What now?

It's shatterproof glass.

Blunt force is not gonna do anything.

You've got to pierce it.

Uh-oh, problem.

Oh, who boots a security van?

The Boroughs.

Oh my God, you've gotta be kidding!

The cavalry has arrived. Get in.

What about Paz?

Claire, what are you doing here?

Saving you. Can't you tell?

Go! They're coming!

Shotgun!

-I'm sorry I didn't believe you. -I wouldn't have believed me either.

Sorry. Catch the next one.

Adios, fuckers!

So what's the plan?

Now, we kill a monster.

No.

Now we save one.

Time to go.

So, this ain't the end I saw you again today

I had to turn my heart away

Smile like the sun Kisses for everyone

And tales, it never fails

You lying so low in the weeds

I bet you wanna ambush me

You'd have me down Down, down, down on my knees

Now wouldn't ya, Barracuda?

Oh, yeah

"Sell me, sell you," the porpoise said

Dive down deep now, deeper than you

I think that you got the blues, too

All that night and all the next

Swam without looking back

Made for the Western fools

Silly, silly fools