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Previously on Georgie & Mandy's
First Marriage...
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Just please tell me
in the future
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you and Chloe will be
more careful.
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She broke up with me.
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Chloe called.
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Go get it, son.
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You weren't there last time.
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- He was a wreck.
- I was.
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- And he's just getting over her.
- I am.
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So he definitely does not
want to see her again.
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I might.
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Dude.
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Kind of figured your family
might hate me.
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They do. Big-time.
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Do you?
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I did.
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I probably should, but I don't.
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Kind of awkward, isn't it?
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Even for me,
and that's saying something.
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Well, we're a little
slammed today
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but I'll tell you what,
let me talk to my mechanic.
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I'll make sure your car
is next up.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me a sec.
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McAllister Auto.
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Oh, right,
uh, we're running behind,
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but let me talk to my mechanic.
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I'll make sure your car
is next up.
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I'm just saying that,
it's definitely you.
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Ruben?!
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Ruben, what are you doing?
We're all backed up.
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I'm having the opposite
problem in here.
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Well, hurry.
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My stomach's a mess.
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I think it's something I ate.
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We ate the same thing, I'm fine.
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If I don't make it out of here,
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tell my abuela I love her.
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Georgie, I need
to use the bathroom.
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Not as much as me.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Use the gas station
across the street.
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No, they're nice,
I can't do that to them.
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I think something was wrong
with that chili.
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Uh-oh.
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Hey, you know
where the plunger is?
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Hello?
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Dude, this isn't funny!
I need it!
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Pass me the socket wrench.
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Yep.
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Nope.
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Chili?
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Chili's long gone.
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I don't know what that is.
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Uh-oh.
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You okay?
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If we kill the chili guy, no
court in Texas would convict us.
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Whataya say we close up
and go home.
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There's five more cars
in the lot.
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Have some Pepto.
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I had some Pepto.
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Oh, that explains the pink.
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We can soldier through this.
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Shoot.
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I got a tow.
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You gonna be okay here?
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You gonna be okay
out on the road?
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Yeah, little fresh air
will probably do me good.
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Just in case.
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You okay?
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I'm fine, just something I ate.
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You don't sound fine.
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No, no, I'm good.
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This'll just take a sec.
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Needless to say,
this one's on the house.
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♪ Baby mine ♪
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♪ Baby mine... ♪
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Sorry!
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, I'll be there
as soon as I can.
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What's going on?
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Georgie and Ruben got
food poisoning.
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Oh, no.
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Yeah, apparently
it's coming out both ends.
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Why tell me that?
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Trust me that's the best way
to find out.
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Jim, I just found Chloe
in Connor's bed.
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You don't say. Got to go.
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Where are you going?
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Trouble at the store.
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What are we gonna do?
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Trouble at the store.
I got to go.
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Oh, thank God.
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Oh, honey, you look terrible.
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What did you eat?
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- We had some bad...
- Don't say it.
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We never say that word again.
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You guys go home, I got this.
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Oh, we got this.
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Really? You're gonna help?
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You think I want
to go home with that?
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Hi.
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Hello.
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So, I heard you saw Chloe.
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I saw a lot of Chloe.
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She was really embarrassed.
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What about me?
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You could have told me
she was spending the night.
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I would've, but I didn't want
you getting all weird about it.
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I don't get weird.
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I didn't even know
you two were a couple again.
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We're not, we're just friends.
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Friends don't see each other's
private parts.
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And we've arrived at weird.
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I can be cool.
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I don't think you can.
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Oh, please,
I was alive in the '60s.
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I'm not a fuddy-duddy.
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People who say "fuddy-duddy"
are fuddy-duddies.
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Don't change the subject.
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Chloe and I are just friends,
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and sometimes she spends
the night
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but we're not putting
a label on it.
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Cool.
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That's cool.
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Labels are such a drag.
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- Thanks for your business.
- Mm-hmm.
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Here you go. Sorry for the wait.
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Oh, no problem.
I just popped across the street
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and grabbed some lunch.
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- The chili place?
- Yeah.
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Okay, uh,
you don't have much time.
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Yeah, you want to drive home
right now.
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Do not stop for anything.
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- Why?
- Just go, woman.
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How's that alignment coming?
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Done.
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We're almost caught up.
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Can I help?
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You actually want
to get your hands dirty?
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Yeah.
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You know, when you were a kid
and I offered to teach you,
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you said, and I quote, "Ew."
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Okay, I have a three-year-old.
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You would not believe
what comes out of her.
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All right, let's give it a shot.
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I can wear gloves though, right?
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I just got a manicure.
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I mean, after all
she put him through,
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why would he want
to be friends with her?
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Let alone a friend
he sleeps with.
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Uh-huh.
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And who sleeps
with their friends anyway?
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I mean, have friends.
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I play bridge with them
and clothes stay on.
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Mm-hmm.
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Not wanting to put a label
on their relationship.
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Labels are important.
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How do you know what size
your clothes are?
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A label.
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How do you know
when food's expired?
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A label.
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How do you know
who to sleep with
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and who to go to a movie with?
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A label?
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A label!
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Thank you.
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Did you add honey?
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Love you, Abuela.
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Just because I still
live at home
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doesn't mean Mom needs to know
all my business, right?
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Are you even listening to me?
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Uh-huh.
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There you go, you just rotated
your first set of tires.
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Hell yeah, I did.
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You know there was a time
I thought McAllister Auto
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was gonna be a family business.
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You taking over someday.
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Oh.
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Ew.
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You disappointed with
the way things turned out?
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No.
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Georgie's running the store,
I got a beautiful grandbaby,
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someday Connor's gonna be
your problem.
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Everything's swell.
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You know you, uh,
didn't mention me on your list.
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Oh, come on, you're doing great.
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TV weather girl.
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I always knew you were gonna do
something special.
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Aw.
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Although it took you so long
to get out of college,
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I started to question it.
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Aw.
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But then you graduated
and got a job right away.
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Thank you.
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Till you got fired
and knocked up by a teenager.
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Okay.
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But you managed
to turn things around.
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Yes, I did.
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I mean you did call God a woman
on television,
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and quit on the air.
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Th-That...
That was embarrassing.
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But, uh, overall,
you think I'm special
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and you're proud of me.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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It was really sweet.
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I mean,
he said he was proud of me.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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I rotated my first set of tires.
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I mean, I thought for sure
I was gonna break a nail,
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but I found some gloves
and that did the trick.
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♪ La linda manita ♪
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♪ Que tiene el bebé ♪
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♪ Qué linda, qué bella ♪
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♪ Que preciosa es. ♪
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You sure it's all right
that I'm here?
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Yeah, I talked to my mom.
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- And it went okay?
- Oh, God, no.
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Just try not to flash my dad.
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Are you okay with everything?
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You mean us?
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I'm fine. You?
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Yeah.
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I'm happy.
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We play music together,
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we do other things together.
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What's not to like?
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I do like other things.
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And we've already
played music, so...
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One sec.
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Okay, we're good.
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Hey, why don't we do
other stuff with cars?
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You know, engine stuff.
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Well, we specialize.
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Tires, brakes, suspensions,
et cetera.
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Do you not know
how to do engine stuff?
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I know how to do engine stuff.
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It nothing to be
embarrassed about.
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I mean, you wouldn't ask
a dermatologist
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to do brain surgery.
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- You would not.
- You know, 'cause
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they don't know how.
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Hey, what about, what about,
like, body work?
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Dents and scratches?
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I mean, how hard can that be?
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I can take a hint!
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Prove it!
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I've been practicing
different hand claps.
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Why?
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Sometimes songs require
a special kind of clap.
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Flat hand.
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Cupped.
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Lobster.
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I invented that one
for people missing an arm.
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Oh. Hello.
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Mrs. McAllister,
I am so sorry about yesterday.
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My fault, should have knocked.
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Next time, we'll lock the door.
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Cool, cool.
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Well, I'm glad you two are...
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whatever.
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Just friends.
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I didn't want to label it.
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We should get back to practice.
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What you practicing for?
269
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,654
A friend of mine hooked us up
with a few gigs.
270
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,623
Oh, maybe I'll come
check you out.
271
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:37,757
They're actually not in town.
272
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,426
Couple in Austin,
one in Lubbock,
273
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,994
and then we finish out
in Houston.
274
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,030
Where will you sleep?
275
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,898
The drummer has a van.
276
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:48,135
Three friends sleeping
in a van. Cool.
277
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,770
Five, actually.
278
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:54,241
And you're okay in a van
with four other guys?
279
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,608
Three of them are girls.
280
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,411
Oh, wow. Great.
281
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,983
Georgie, my son's a slut.
282
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:13,193
- Hello?
- Dude, I need a favor.
283
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,932
Gracias, Abuela.
284
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,206
Okay, inventory's updated.
285
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,340
Thanks.
286
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,708
Well, what are you doing here?
287
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,144
You giving the tire a bath?
288
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,246
I'm looking for air bubbles.
289
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,781
That's how you know
where the hole is.
290
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,316
Oh.
291
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,585
CeeCee likes to make
little fart bubbles in the tub.
292
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,687
She thinks it's hilarious.
293
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,423
Oh. There's the hole.
294
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,425
Oh, yeah. Look at that.
295
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,759
So, what's next?
296
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,929
Well, if it's on the side wall,
you need a new tire,
297
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,631
but this is on the tread,
so we can patch it.
298
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,766
Don't we make more money
selling new tires?
299
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,036
Yeah, but that's
a little dishonest.
300
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,337
Just a little?
301
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,272
I'm okay with that.
302
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,508
Hey, you know
what'd be really helpful?
303
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,543
You run and grab us lunch.
304
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,744
Are you trying to get rid of me?
305
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,346
Yeah.
306
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,515
Well, that's a little mean.
307
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,151
Just a little?
I'm okay with that.
308
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,087
Fine.
309
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,856
She's gonna bring me chili.
310
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,796
Hello?
311
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,099
Everybody decent?
312
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,936
It's just me.
313
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,011
Can we talk about
this road trip?
314
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,580
I was gonna tell you,
but I knew you'd be upset.
315
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,482
Of course I'm upset.
316
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,717
You and a bunch
of strangers in a van,
317
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,987
on the road, away from home?
318
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,056
- I'll be fine.
- You don't know that.
319
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,324
What if the van breaks down,
what if you get robbed,
320
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,427
what if you become
a drug addict?
321
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,096
Mom, stop.
322
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,999
Those Beatles started off
as clean-cut young men.
323
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,767
Next thing you know,
they're smoking pot
324
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,036
and thinking they're a walrus.
325
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,173
I'm not gonna do drugs.
326
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,442
Okay, maybe not you,
but what about your bandmates,
327
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,311
whom I have yet to meet?
328
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,947
It's not a playdate.
329
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,849
Connor, peer pressure is real.
330
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,920
You have very little experience
with any of this.
331
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,856
How else do you expect me
to get experience?
332
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,225
Just ask me.
333
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,295
That's what moms are for.
334
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,330
I'm going. Deal with it.
335
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,132
Fine.
336
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,967
Don't expect me
to come to the rescue
337
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,203
- when something horrible happens.
- I won't.
338
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,106
And I'm still giving you money
in case of emergency!
339
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,041
Thank you!
340
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,115
- I'm back.
- In here.
341
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,650
Oh, my God. What happened?
342
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,918
Eh, my back went out.
343
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:52,952
- Here. Let me help you up.
- No, no, no!
344
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,554
Don't-don't, don't touch me.
345
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:55,989
Okay, well,
what do you want me to do?
346
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,891
I just need to lay here
until it stops spasming.
347
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,060
Hello?
348
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,794
Uh, coming!
349
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,130
Can I have my lunch?
350
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,398
Really?
351
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,300
I'm hungry.
352
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,738
Hi, how can I help you?
353
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,106
I'm here for my car. The Subaru?
354
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,475
Yeah, take a seat.
I'm gonna go check.
355
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,646
Hey, uh, that guy's here
to pick this one up.
356
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:20,780
Did you finish it?
357
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,515
Almost.
I didn't get the tire back on.
358
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,151
Just tell him
to come back tomorrow.
359
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,386
Well, I can change a tire.
360
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,021
You sure?
361
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,490
Yeah. I had a very good teacher.
362
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,259
You're right, you got this.
363
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,626
Yes.
364
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,162
Be with you in a minute!
365
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,298
Oh, hey, uh, keep in mind,
366
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,999
if you do it wrong, the tire
will come off at highway speeds
367
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,001
and he will likely die.
368
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,836
- Dad.
- You got this.
369
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,176
Man. Die Hard's the best.
370
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:52,712
I do love an action hero
who's losing his hair.
371
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,049
Should we call the store
and check in?
372
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,718
Probably.
373
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:02,489
Although, Mr. McAllister did run
the place for 30 years.
374
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,791
And Mandy's worked there before.
She knows what she's doing.
375
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,694
It would almost be insulting
to check on them.
376
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,862
So, Die Hard 2?
377
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,065
Yippee ki-yay.
378
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,767
He has even less hair
in this one.
379
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,804
Thank you. Come again.
380
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,141
Okay. What's next?
381
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,910
I guess I could talk you
through an oil change.
382
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,813
I am your student. Teach me.
383
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,187
- Jim?
- Yeah.
384
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,823
You got to talk to your son,
'cause he plans on gallivanting
385
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,726
around Texas in a sex van.
386
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,408
Tragedy on Highway 59.
387
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,345
A Subaru lost a tire
at high speed,
388
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:02,782
flipped over, crashed into
a school bus and exploded.
389
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,084
The death toll is still rising
390
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:08,188
as more and more bodies
are found.
391
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,522
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