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( theme music playing )
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Hey, Murray.
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Nice shorts.
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Okay, guys,
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time for the interesting
buildings tour.
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This week
it's band rotundas.
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Ugh. It should be called
the "boring buildings tour."
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Why?
Because it's boring.
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It's not boring.
There's a real buzz about it.
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Everyone's talking
about these tours.
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Who's talking about it?
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Bret, you were talking
about it last week.
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I was saying it's boring.
Murray: Oh, were you?
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Well, you were still
talking about it.
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Murray, I can't go this week.
I'm going on a date.
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What? A date?
Yeah, I'm going on a date
with a girl from work.
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What are you gonna do?
I think we're gonna
watch a DVD.
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Bret, I've had this
organized for ages.
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You knew about that.
I was gonna tell you
the difference
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between, you know,
gazebos and band shells.
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Jemaine:
Yeah, Bret,
you've got to come.
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Why don't we just
postpone the tour,
just go next week?
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It's not as easy as that!
I've got the schedule.
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Look, it's all time-tabled.
I made those for you.
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"Friday, 4:05 pm:
Bret, Jemaine and Murray
leave Dave's shop."
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Well, I guess I'll just
have to go with you, Jemaine.
Just the two of us.
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Ah. Except I just remembered
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that I also can't go.
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Why? I suppose you've
got a date as well, have you?
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Yeah.
Oh yeah?
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Where'd you meet her?
At-- at the library.
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Library?
What library?
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Video library.
Ha-ha-ha!
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Video library.
No such thing.
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Gotcha.
No, that's fine.
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I'll go on my own.
That's fine.
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Enjoy your date, Bret,
and your pretend date,
Jemaine.
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All right?
The video library--
that's fine.
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I won't say goodbye,
I don't feel like it.
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Bret:
See you, Murray.
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Bye, Murray.
Bye. You gonna say "bye"?
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No!
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Bret:
The carrots
were really nice.
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And the broccoli was
really nice as well.
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Yeah.
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It did turn out
really nice.
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Yeah, really nice.
It was really nice.
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Yeah, it was
really nice.
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Like your eyes--
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I could look
at them for ages.
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The eggs were really nice
like your lips.
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So... your lips
look delicious like...
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as delicious
as the eggs.
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( laughs )
Probably more delicious.
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Do-- do you want
to kiss me?
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Oh yes, please.
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Are we gonna watch
a DVD or what?
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I think it might
be a bit late
for a DVD, man.
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No, it's okay.
We just have to keep
the volume down
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because my roommate
is sleeping.
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( sighs )
No, well, we should
probably get home.
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It's pretty late.
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Well, maybe I'll stay
a little bit longer.
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Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
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Do you wanna--
you could stay over
if-- if you want?
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No, I don't
want to stay over.
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No, we should
get going.
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I don't know-- why don't
I stay and you go?
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No, it's okay, I don't mind,
I'll stay here.
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Whatever you want.
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( Jemaine sighs )
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( watch alarm sounds )
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Hey, Jemaine,
I've written this
love song for Coco.
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Oh, yeah?
Would you be able
to have a listen?
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Give me a bit
of feedback?
Yeah.
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It's good,
it's good.
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♪ I'd climb
the highest mountain ♪
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♪ I'd swim
the deepest ocean ♪
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♪ I'd walk along
the longest path ♪
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♪ To be with you ♪
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♪ If you want me to ♪
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( Bret continues singing )
( toilet flushes )
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♪ ...Solve
the hardest puzzle ♪
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♪ And race
the fastest animal ♪
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♪ Eat the biggest meal ♪
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♪ To be with you ♪
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♪ Co... co. ♪
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It's a bit long.
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Okay.
It's two hours long.
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Yeah.
Anything else?
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Um, yeah.
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Let's see...
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Okay.
( clears throat )
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Okay. "I'd climb
the highest mountain."
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Would you
actually do that?
Probably not.
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Well, you're sort of
promising that you would.
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That's a metaphor.
Oh, is it?
Oh, okay.
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Yeah.
What's it a metaphor for?
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For-- that I'd do
anything for her.
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Would you climb the highest
mountain for her?
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Oh, God.
I see.
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No.
Pass me that?
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No, I wouldn't do
a lot of this stuff.
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Would you swallow
a whole sword?
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A sword-- okay,
I probably wouldn't
do that one either.
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Yeah, maybe you should
make it more realistic
things you'd do,
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Some other things.
Like what?
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Uh, "I would hang out
with you."
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Oh, that's good.
That's good, that's really...
That's not bad.
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That's a lyric of mine.
You can use that.
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Just "Hang out
with you."
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What about making it
more personal?
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Things about her.
What do you know
that's specific to Coco?
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She has a rash that she
doesn't tell anyone about.
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What-- what else?
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She likes food.
Yeah, okay.
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Her flatmate
is called Stuart.
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Yeah.
This is all good stuff.
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All right, let's
get started, shall we?
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Can I just say it's good
to have a lady's touch
in the office?
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Doesn't happen
very often.
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( giggling )
All right, second annual
fan-club meeting.
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President.
Present.
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Secretary.
Present.
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Treasurer.
Present!
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Maybe we should just
make that one title?
Sure.
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It's all--
it's quite convoluted.
You're all three.
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Sure.
And Murray, present.
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All right, item one:
Any more fans?
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No.
Sorry, Murray.
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Really?
No.
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All right,
let's move on.
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Item two:
The new newsletter.
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Really good idea.
Like it.
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Thank you.
Really good.
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In fact, I've got
some photos here.
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I took some of Bret--
Well, actually I found them,
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I-- when I was
round at his flat.
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Oh-ho!
That--
he's asleep there,
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and so you could
put those in the newsletter.
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Mm-mm,
mm-mm-mmm! Mmm!
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Oh, my God.
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What's this one?
Mmm?
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What's this one?
God, how did that
get in there? Sorry.
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It must have slipped
in with the--
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Do you want to
hold onto that?
No.
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No. So...
So...
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It's...
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All right.
Item three.
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Now if one of
the band members was
to have a girlfriend...
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Mmm.
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...would you find that:
a) very positive;
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b) positive--
Why do you--
why do you ask?
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No reason.
Has Bret got
a girlfriend?
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Yes, he's seeing
a girl from work--
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Coco.
( pencil point breaks )
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Oh.
( chuckles )
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Wow. Well, that's great
that Bret has a girlfriend.
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That's really great.
You don't think Bret's
any less available
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now that he's...?
Well, no!
No.
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Is she pretty?
You're still interested
in the band then,
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even though it's...?
Yes, it's nice for Bret
to have a girlfriend.
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Good.
Yes.
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All right.
You sure?
Yes!
( laughs )
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Is she stupid?
You've still got
Jemaine anyway.
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I mean, he's always
available, isn't he?
Yeah.
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He's not gonna--
not gonna get a girlfriend
anytime soon.
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So...
Does, um...
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Try your chances
with him, can't you?
Mm-hmm.
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Does-- does Bret's
girlfriend look
anything like me?
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Little bit?
A little bit--
around the eyes.
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Oh yeah?
Big eyes, huh?
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Well, she's--
she's got eyes.
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Yeah.
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You want some
more macaroni?
No, I'm okay.
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You sure?
I was gonna have some
fruit salad or something.
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Do you want anything?
No, I'm fine.
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Um, actually, I've--
I've written you a song, Coco.
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Really? You didn't
need to do that.
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Well, Jemaine helped.
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That's so sweet.
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It's called
"If You're Into It."
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Okay.
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( guitar strumming )
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( birds chirping )
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♪ If you want me to ♪
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♪ I can hang round
with you ♪
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♪ If I only knew
that's what you're into ♪
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♪ You and him,
him and you ♪
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♪ If that's
what you're into ♪
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♪ Him hanging round,
around you ♪
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♪ You're hanging round--
yeah, you're there too ♪
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♪ And if you want me to,
I will take off all
my clothes for you ♪
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♪ I'll take off all
my clothes for you ♪
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♪ If that's what
you're into ♪
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♪ How 'bout him
in the nude? ♪
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♪ If that's what
you're into ♪
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♪ In the nude
in front of you ♪
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♪ Is that what
you'd want to view? ♪
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♪ If it's cool
with you ♪
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♪ I'll let you
get naked too ♪
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♪ It could be
a dream come true ♪
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♪ Providing that's
what you are into ♪
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♪ Is that what
you're into? ♪
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♪ Him and you
in the nude ♪
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♪ That's what
he's prepared to do ♪
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♪ Is that the kind
of thing that you think
you might be into? ♪
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♪ And then maybe later
we'll get hot by
the refrigerator ♪
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♪ In the kitchen
next to the pantry ♪
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♪ You think that might be
what you fancy? ♪
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♪ In the buff,
being rude ♪
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♪ Doing stuff
with the food ♪
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♪ Gettin' lewd
with his food ♪
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♪ We heard that's
what you are into ♪
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♪ Then on our next date ♪
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♪ Well, you could bring
your roommate ♪
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♪ I don't know
if Stu is keen to ♪
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♪ But if you want,
we could double-team you ♪
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♪ How about you
and two dudes? ♪
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♪ Him, you and Stu
in the nude? ♪
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♪ Bein' lewd with
two dudes with food ♪
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♪ Well, that's if Stu's
into it too ♪
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♪ All the things
I'd do ♪
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♪ Things I'd do
for you ♪
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♪ If I only knew ♪
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♪ That's what
you're into ♪
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♪ Ooh. ♪
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Thank you.
That was great.
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Thank you too, Jemaine.
Oh, it was no problem.
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So, what are we
gonna do now?
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Well, we were gonna
go cycling.
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Yeah.
Oh, were we?
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Oh, great.
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( pop music playing )
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Kiss her, Bret.
Kiss her.
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Hey Bret,
I've been thinking
about these dates.
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Oh yeah?
Yeah.
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Yeah, actually, I was gonna
say-- I was
thinking that maybe--
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I've been thinking,
you know, they're a bit--
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They're a bit girlie.
Well, Coco's a girl.
241
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,792
Yeah, but I'm not, though.
It's not just you and her
going on these dates,
242
00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:57,291
I'm there too.
So what about thinking about
something I might like to do,
243
00:11:57,291 --> 00:11:58,375
like paintball?
244
00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:00,125
We could watch
a kickboxing championship.
245
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:02,041
Um, yeah.
You know,
that sort of thing.
246
00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:04,041
Maybe--
Or a strip bar?
We could go to a strip bar?
247
00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:06,500
She doesn't like--
she doesn't want to go
to a strip bar again.
248
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,667
I was actually
wondering--
249
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,000
We could go to just
a topless bar.
250
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,917
There's just
topless bars as well.
251
00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:12,792
But I was thinking
maybe her and I'd like--
252
00:12:12,792 --> 00:12:15,625
Or she doesn't always
have to come as well.
That's another option.
253
00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:18,458
Me and you could go on
one of these date--
Oh, that'd be weird.
254
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:22,291
Yeah, I was thinking maybe
just her and I would go
on a date without you.
255
00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,125
Maybe.
256
00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:26,917
Why?
Oh no,
don't worry about it.
257
00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:28,959
No-- no, come on.
You brought it up, so--
Well...
258
00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:31,000
Just 'cause I never get to
hang out with just her.
259
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,500
You hang out with her
all the time.
260
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:35,166
Yeah, but you're
always there.
Oh, so are you.
261
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,792
You're always there.
I always see you there.
262
00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:38,834
Yeah, I'm always there,
but she's my girlfriend.
263
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:41,500
Yes. Good point.
Yes, good point.
264
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,166
And, uh...
265
00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:46,166
Coco said that
the other night when
I went to the bathroom
266
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,166
that she felt
like you...
267
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,917
like made a move on her.
Yep.
268
00:12:50,917 --> 00:12:52,166
Yep, guilty,
I did.
269
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,166
But you weren't doing
anything, so I thought--
270
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:55,917
Yeah, but that's 'cause
you were there.
271
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:57,875
Ah!
Of course I was there.
You can't do that.
272
00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:00,375
You're definitely not
coming on my next date.
Okay.
273
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:02,834
Well, that's fine.
That's all you needed to say.
274
00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:04,208
Okay.
275
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:07,375
Good night.
Good night.
276
00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:17,959
Murray:
Look at that.
277
00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:19,875
Classic
Robert Moses design.
278
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:22,750
See the band shell,
Jemaine?
279
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,792
Where's your
fact sheet?
280
00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:26,166
You should be
checking this out.
281
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,792
I don't know,
I left it at home.
282
00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:29,750
"Julius Caesar" was
done here in 1957.
283
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,375
Really.
Joseph Papp's.
284
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,875
Oh.
Amazing.
285
00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,333
Amazing.
You think this is good?
286
00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:36,000
You missed some of
the best band shells
287
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,583
and some awesome
rotundas when you were
on all those dates.
288
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:39,917
Where's your
date tonight?
289
00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:42,166
Uh, Bret asked me not to
come on his dates anymore.
290
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:45,583
What? You were going
on their dates?
I know, yeah.
291
00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:47,375
You don't go on
other people's dates.
292
00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:48,875
I thought you had
your own date.
293
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,750
No,
I was dating them.
294
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,041
You don't do that.
295
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,291
That's crazy.
It's not crazy.
296
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:58,333
Are you okay?
Are your feelings hurt?
297
00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,458
No.
298
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,250
They must be.
Are they?
No.
299
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,834
A little bit?
No.
300
00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:04,875
A little bit, eh?
301
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:06,583
A little bit.
Yeah, a little bit.
302
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:10,000
I knew it.
Bret shouldn't have
a girlfriend. I told him.
303
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,917
Did he listen?
No.
304
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:14,625
No.
He doesn't listen.
305
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,625
I just hope we don't
have a Yoko Ono situation.
306
00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,041
Do you know
what I mean?
Yeah.
307
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,667
Is she trying to
split up the band?
308
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:24,625
She hasn't mentioned anything.
I don't think so-- she's nice.
309
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:28,000
Is she an artist?
Don't know.
310
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,417
Does she like, you know,
staying in bed a lot?
311
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,959
I haven't
really noticed.
312
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:35,708
What about peace?
Is she into peace?
313
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,625
I don't know.
314
00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:39,166
Look
into that.
315
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,291
Now, Stuart Vaughan was
the director here.
316
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:44,125
Imagine that!
"Julius Caesar" in 1957.
317
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:46,208
I mean, the whole place
would have been full.
318
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:48,792
Come down and
touch it, Jemaine!
319
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,708
( acoustic guitar plays )
320
00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:55,625
Hey, Bret,
is, um--
321
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:58,542
Is Coco into art?
322
00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:01,750
Yeah. Why?
323
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:04,208
Uh,
no reason.
Mmm.
324
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:07,417
♪ Black-haired
lady queen ♪
325
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:10,291
♪ Dabbling in art ♪
326
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:12,166
♪ I won't let
the she-wolf ♪
327
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:16,000
♪ Tear us apart,
because I-- ♪
328
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,875
What's that song?
Nothing, just a new song
329
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,375
called "She-wolf."
330
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:25,583
♪ Cold-hearted bitch ♪
331
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:28,625
♪ Diggin'
a ditch... ♪
332
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,959
All I'm saying,
Bret, is it could bring
unnecessary tension
333
00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:35,417
to the band's dynamic.
334
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:38,500
Like this pencil--
look.
335
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,041
( snaps )
Ah!
336
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:42,000
Jeez, that is a...
337
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:46,166
That's it-- that's
your band. Broken.
338
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:50,208
It happens to all
the best bands, all right?
339
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:52,792
Girlfriends and music
just don't mix very well.
340
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,667
Jemaine's nodding
in approval.
341
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,834
By the way,
how is Coco?
342
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,667
She's great.
We're really in love.
Yeah?
343
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,000
It's-- Yeah,
it's awesome.
She seems really nice.
344
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,917
Yeah,
she's amazing.
Yeah.
345
00:16:03,917 --> 00:16:06,500
Hold onto her.
Okay?
346
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,708
It's a rare thing,
what you've got there.
347
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:12,625
Coco: Hi, I'm not
disturbing
you guys, am I?
348
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,417
Hey, Coco.
No, come in.
349
00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:16,125
We're very busy
at the moment actually.
350
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:19,041
Oh, okay. I just
popped in to
bring you some lunch.
351
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,875
Oh good.
Favoritism.
352
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:22,750
Here's yours, Jemaine.
Thank you.
353
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,750
You're welcome.
Murray.
354
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,458
Thank you.
You're welcome.
355
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:28,291
Bret.
Thanks, Coco.
356
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,208
You didn't need to do that.
That's great.
357
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,375
While I'm here,
I thought I would
show you this.
358
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:36,542
Um, I had
some spare time
last night, and...
359
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:39,375
I thought it might
be useful.
360
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,708
Whoa,
that's awesome.
361
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:45,458
Well, it's really arty.
Bret: It's cool.
362
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:48,708
We've already got
a poster that I did.
363
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,750
Oh, okay. Oh, that's--
that's all right.
364
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:55,083
That's cool.
That's great,
it's-- it's better.
365
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:59,083
Um, I just thought--
That's no problem.
366
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,208
Um, well, I should
let you guys--
367
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,875
I should go, let you
guys get on with it.
368
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,917
No, you should stay,
you should stay.
Oh, no no no...
369
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,208
Yeah, yeah.
I should go.
370
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:07,583
You should stay.
I insist.
371
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:10,000
Look, take a seat.
You've brought us lunch.
372
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,041
All right, we'll only be
five minutes, all right?
373
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:13,917
At least.
Yeah, sit down,
sit down.
374
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,417
Okay, okay, okay.
375
00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:17,333
Okay.
376
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,583
Right,
"Slight delay...
377
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,792
and also present,
Coco."
378
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:26,458
( coughing )
Yoko.
379
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,125
What did you--
what did you say?
380
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,750
Oh nothing, just had
a bit of a cough.
381
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:30,959
Mmm, okay.
382
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:33,083
No, it wasn't
a real cough.
I said "Yoko."
383
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,250
Yeah, I thought so.
Oh, I should go.
384
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,917
Why did you say that?
'cause she's nothing
like Yoko.
385
00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:39,458
Oh-no, she isn't.
386
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,834
Jemaine, you're putting
"oh no" together to
sound like "Ono."
387
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,208
Oh-no, I didn't.
You did it again.
388
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,750
Oh-no, did I?
Did you pick that up?
389
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,625
He's doing it!
All right, I'm gonna go.
390
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:49,291
Yeah. I'll throw
this sandwich in your
face if you say that again.
391
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:51,375
Bret, don't you dare.
Not in my office.
392
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:54,333
Coco, sit down.
Let's resolve this.
393
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,166
Jemaine,
what's the problem?
394
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:59,375
Well, Yoko's trying
to split up the band.
395
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:00,875
Bret?
Jemaine's upset
396
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,917
because I asked him not
to come on our dates
397
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,667
and he's misinterpreting
his feelings about being
left out of the friendship
398
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,500
as being about the band.
Oh, as if.
399
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,083
It's the one I said
about Yoko trying
to split up the band.
400
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,500
Sorry, guys, I just realized
I'm late for work.
401
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,708
Um, it was
really cool seeing you.
402
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,500
What are you working on?
Splitting up another band?
403
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,041
Murray: Oh! Here!
A sandwich hit my face.
404
00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:21,375
Murray: Bret!
Yeah well, I said I'd throw
a sandwich at your face.
405
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,834
I've never seen
such bad behavior
at one of my meetings!
406
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:26,667
Don't be such a--
a dickhead!
Yeah well,
I'm quitting this band.
407
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:30,250
Well, you quit
last week.
Yeah well, I'm quitting again.
408
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,542
Don't be a quitter!
You can't!
409
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:33,250
Murray: Right, well,
go on then.
410
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,000
You've never been interested
in bands anyway, Bret.
411
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
You only came to one
of the band rotunda tours.
412
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,375
Yeah, I'll see you later,
dickheads.
413
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:40,542
Murray:
You're the dickhead,
Bret!
414
00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:42,625
Sorry, everyone.
415
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,583
It was a visa
application denied.
416
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,041
It took a long time
to try and get resolved.
417
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:49,542
I think the guy's
a criminal.
418
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:51,375
Sorry.
419
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,125
Just carry on.
420
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:55,250
It's looking good.
421
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,542
Good riddance,
eh, Jemaine?
422
00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:01,041
I've got tomato
on my sleeve.
423
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,333
See? I told you.
424
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:05,417
Girlfriends and bands
just don't mix, Jemaine.
425
00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:08,375
You'll never have
a girlfriend, will you?
426
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,708
No.
427
00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:12,166
All right, let's just
move on. Item two:
428
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,750
band uniforms.
429
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:16,542
I want all the band
to wear the same unif--
430
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,542
Oh, that's...
431
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:21,208
( exhales )
432
00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:22,542
Do you miss Bret?
433
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:24,250
A little bit.
Do you?
434
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,208
Same. I miss him.
435
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,583
Can you ask him
back in the band?
436
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,291
Okay.
437
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,583
Bret?
438
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,291
Bret?
439
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,625
Bret's voice:
Dear Jemaine, by the time
you read this,
440
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:57,750
I will be far far away
at Coco's house
441
00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:00,083
and I will no longer
be residing...
442
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,500
and that is just
one of the reasons
why I'm moving out.
443
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,417
You didn't seem to
understand that...
444
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,458
And the most important
thing for me to say is that...
445
00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:14,250
Do you remember
the time that seagull...
446
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:17,750
Yours sincerely,
Bret.
447
00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:24,792
♪ Lives are like
retractable pencils ♪
448
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:30,291
♪ If you push 'em too hard,
they're gonna break ♪
449
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:36,583
♪ And people are like
paper dolls ♪
450
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:43,417
♪ Paper dolls and people,
they're a similar shape ♪
451
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:45,625
♪ Mm-mm, mm-mm ♪
452
00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:48,959
♪ Love is like
a roll of tape ♪
453
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:55,166
♪ It's real good for
making two things one ♪
454
00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:01,667
♪ But just like
that roll of tape ♪
455
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:07,667
♪ Love sometimes breaks off
before you are done ♪
456
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,125
( man on TV speaks )
457
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:14,125
♪ Another way that love
is similar to tape ♪
458
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,875
♪ That I've noticed ♪
459
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:19,875
♪ Is sometimes
it's hard to see the end ♪
460
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:23,333
♪ You search on the roll ♪
♪ You search on the roll ♪
461
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,333
♪ You search on the roll ♪
♪ You're searchin'
round the roll ♪
462
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:28,625
both:
♪ You search
with your fingernail ♪
463
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:32,834
♪ Again and again
and again and again ♪
464
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:36,166
♪ And again ♪
465
00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:37,375
♪ Whoa-oah ♪
466
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:40,250
both:
♪ Brown paper,
white paper ♪
467
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:45,458
♪ Stick it together with
the tape-- the tape of love ♪
468
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:48,917
♪ The sticky stuff... ♪
469
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:03,000
Bret.
470
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,750
Hey, man.
What are you doing here?
471
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:09,625
Murray and I miss you
and we want you to rejoin
the band again.
472
00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:10,792
Really?
473
00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:13,250
Yeah.
On one condition.
474
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,166
That you...
475
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,083
I'm not gonna
kill her, man.
476
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,917
No, just leave--
just leave her, not--
477
00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:21,625
Oh no, I'm not gonna leave her.
I told you that.
478
00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:23,917
You know, I like the band,
but no, I'm not leaving Coco.
479
00:22:23,917 --> 00:22:26,750
I wouldn't mind, I mean,
if that's what you really want.
Shush, baby.
480
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,208
I don't-- I don't really
see us a long-term--
Shush.
481
00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:31,583
So what's it
gonna be, Bret?
482
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:34,250
The girl
or the band?
483
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:36,250
Well, it's gonna
be Coco.
484
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:38,125
Oh.
485
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,291
Are you sure?
486
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,375
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you--
487
00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:44,458
I was sure you were
gonna say the band.
488
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:47,917
No, I'm staying
with Coco.
489
00:22:49,125 --> 00:22:52,667
( sighs ) I guess
you can still be
in the band.
490
00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:54,166
Okay.
Great.
491
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,583
Okay.
Cool.
492
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,959
Okay, well, I'll
see you later.
I'll see you
at band practice.
493
00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:03,041
Actually, I'm gonna wait
till the bus stops,
494
00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:05,291
and then I'll get off.
495
00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:11,083
All:
♪ Brown paper,
white paper ♪
496
00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:16,417
♪ Stick it together with
the tape-- the tape of love ♪
497
00:23:16,417 --> 00:23:18,542
♪ The sticky stuff ♪
498
00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:20,500
♪ Ooh-hoo! ♪
499
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:24,291
♪ People people, paper paper,
paper paper, people people ♪
♪ Brown paper, white paper ♪
500
00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:25,750
♪ People people,
pencil pencil ♪
501
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,125
♪ Pencil pencil,
paper paper ♪
502
00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:28,625
♪ Put the pencil
to the paper ♪
503
00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:30,458
♪ Give the paper
to the people ♪
504
00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:34,583
♪ Let the people read
about the cellotape,
oh, baby baby, yeah... ♪
505
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:40,333
You know, Jemaine,
I've been thinking
about love,
506
00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:44,500
and I guess it's
the very strongest
adhesive.
507
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:48,583
Oh, sorry, Bret,
were you talking to me?
I was humming.
508
00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:51,542
What did you say?
Oh, doesn't matter.
509
00:23:51,542 --> 00:23:54,834
All:
♪ Brown paper,
white paper ♪
510
00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:59,333
♪ Stick it together with
the tape-- the tape of love ♪
511
00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:02,333
♪ Ooh,
the sticky stuff ♪
512
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:04,166
♪ Yeah!
Ooh, brown... ♪
513
00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:07,291
♪ Brown paper,
white paper ♪
514
00:24:07,291 --> 00:24:11,333
♪ Stick it together with
the tape-- the tape of love ♪
515
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:13,750
♪ Stick-- stick it
together ♪
♪ Ooh-hoo... ♪
516
00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:19,208
♪ Stick stick stick it
together, yeah. ♪
517
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,375
( music stops )
518
00:24:30,959 --> 00:24:34,041
( pop music playing )
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