Original subtitles

[THUNDER AND RAIN]

TRIXIE MATTEL: Oh, c'mere Nick. Look!

You wanna know how gay I was?

This is me meeting Jessica Rabbit.

That's me being really gay.

This is me at the Packer Hall Of Fame.

I'm kneeling with pom poms.

I mean...[LAUGHING]. There was no hope for me.

Oh, this is me wearing my grandma's high heels

and wearing scrunchies as garters.

Which means I not only was gay, I wanted to be like a slut.

[WHISPERING] I mean, that's gay.

Oh, and there's me looking at my valentines.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage, Trixie Mattel!

[APPLAUSE] [KITTY GIRL BY RUPAUL PLAYS]

# In the dis-, in the dis-, in the dis-, in the dis-

# Hey, hey, hey

# Steppin' to the plate I'm Trixie Mattel

# Got my name in the game better learn it well

# "Cause I'm the MVP heading up to bat

# And I'll go to third base but I'd never tell that

# I got bleach in the blond like Pamela

# And I'm steppin' out the box like Shangela

# I got long thick legs, a tarantula!

# And if you call me kitty girl, I can handle ya, uh!

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world

# When you walk the street

# Steppin' to the beat

# Hey kitty girl

# Get your twirl

# In the disco heat You're the boogie-body-rockin' queen

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

# Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

# Woah oh oh

# Hey kitty kitty

# Hey ki-kitty kitty

# Hey kitty kitty girl

# Woah oh oh

# Keep on dreaming because dreams come true

# No matter what you do keep your head up, boo

# Hey kitty girl#

[APPLAUSE]

[AUTOHARP MUSIC PLAYS]

TRIXIE MATTEL: I think when I lipsync you guys can tell

that I'm a folk musician.

[APPLAUSE AND AUTOHARP MUSIC CONTINUES]

TRIXIE MATTEL: My name is Trixie Mattel

and I am a comedian and musician who dresses like this [LAUGHING].

INTERVIEWER: Do you feel like you're taken seriously as a performer?

TRIXIE MATTEL: [LAUGHING] Well I think, base level,

drag is not taken seriously by anyone, even lovers of drag.

But I think as far as...

It's sort of like, you can be very serious about being funny

and I'm very serious about, like, drag.

[RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE OPENING]

[50s BEACH MUSIC PLAYS]

TRIXIE: Walked in number seven on season seven.

Look at that.

Two fucking $40 wigs pinned together.

MAX: Oh...my goodness.

TRIXIE: Drag queens always say paint for the back row.

[I paint for the cashing place down the street.] Listen to my accent!

[MINNESOTA ACCENT] I paint for the back row.

[MINNESOTA ACCENT] The back row.

[MINNESOTA ACCENT] You ever go to the back row?

My family's Native American and we grew up very, very poor.

But Trixie, she has it all.

The biggest problem in her life is what to wear the next day.

JUDGE: You are not standing out for me... TRIXIE: Oh God.

JUDGE: ..and I want to see some identity and some flavour

and I'm not getting that from you yet.

MICHELLE VISAGE: If you're gonna be the comedy queen

you gotta go all the way.

RUPAUL: Trixie Mattel. You are an amazing queen.

Keep on dreamin' and keep 'em laughing.

Now, sashay away.

TRIXIE: Thank you.

[SAD MUSIC PLAYS] TRIXIE: So triggered.

[LIGHT APPLAUSE] Wow.

[SAD MUSIC CONTINUES] Bye!

No corset.

RUPAUL: Condragulations ladies.

Now, remember, if you can't love yourself... TRIXIE: Ugh!

RUPAUL: ..then how in the hell you're gonna love somebody else?

TRIXIE: Nick, I don't wanna watch this. RUPAUL: Can I get an amen up in here?

[MUSIC PLAYS] DRAG CONTESTANTS: Amen!

TRIXIE: I did a really shitty job the first time on Drag Race

I never won anything and I went home.

When a drag queen is performing and they, like,

believe in what they're doing,

you can't tell them that they're not legitimately

the most beautiful, famous person in the world.

And I think at a drag show especially,

that is what the audience is there to see.

They're there to see this delusional confidence.

Oh God, my first drag was...actually, it was a pink waitress outfit

with a brown beehive.

A brown beehive.

I know. [MAKES SOUND OF DISGUST]

And I remember, literally, being in a University of Milwaukee t-shirt

with a mop top of hair, and standing in the mirror in my bathroom

and looking at my fishnet leg with my heel and being like,

"I'm the most beautiful woman in the world!"

[SOUND OF A SHOWER]

That's my last pair of clean underwear.

I hope you guys like 'em.

You're gonna see 'em for a few days [LAUGHING].

[ACOUSTIC GUITAR BEING TUNED]

My grandpa used to be like, "If you can't tune the guitar

without a tuner, you have no business playing it."

Which I kinda think is true.

[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]

At 15 I moved in with my grandparents.

And my grandpa was a country musician who played guitar

so that's how I got really interested in music when I was like 13 or 14.

Sounds good.

It never occurred to me to play music in drag because,

even though I've been playing guitar, and singing,

and writing music for like 15 years, it just didn't...

it didn't seem like it would fit with this.

It was like, why would Malibu Barbie just sing country music?

It doesn't make sense.

[SOUND OF CARS PASSING BY]

And so then I started shifting it more like a

Woodstock-Dolly Parton sort of, Emmylou Harris,

June Carter-Cash.

[SOUND OF PAGES TURNING]

TRIXIE: OK. MAN: You first [INAUDIBLE].

TRIXIE: Someday if I quit drag, I would love to write songs

for other people and just, like, live in the woods somewhere

and write songs and send 'em out and have people buy 'em.

And just sit around and...jerk off.

A one, two, three and...

[LITTLE SISTER BY TRIXIE MATTEL PLAYS]

# Tell me little dear if you only lived here

# Did you really ever live at all

# 'Cause you'd be amazed in the summer how the days

# Of the Spring turn into fall

# Just listen to your brother

# You can run in the cover of the night sky when it falls

# I know you think that you're growing

# But you're just tall

# Ooh-ooh-ooh

# Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

# Ooh-ooh-ooh#

TRIXIE: Oh I gotta show you guys the album art, by the way.

You guys are gonna shit.

[LAUGHS] MAN: Sweet.

TRIXIE: Look at this Bob Ross shit. [LAUGHTER]

But right now, it's not edited, so we're kinda conjoined twins.

I like that this curtain looks like they're playing at, like,

a shitty, like, talent show at a VFW. MAN 1: Or a high school, yeah.

MAN 2: High school auditorium. MAN 1: Yeah right.

TRIXIE: Hi.

[BACKGROUND CHATTER] TRIXIE: Brian? DRIVER: Yeah.

TRIXIE: Well thank you for helping.

I wanted to be a musician and then like two years into studying voice

I was concerned that it wasn't helping me become a better performer.

So then I switched to musical theatre.

You know, when I'm on stage, it's my own thoughts and feelings

and then Trixie's sort of like the crash dummy.

I can put it all on her and then let it all be a joke

and then it's a lot... it's a lot easier, ya know.

RuPaul always says he's an introvert dressed up like an extrovert.

And I always feel like that too, ya know.

In real life, when there's no cameras or I'm not in drag or anything,

I like having a few very close friends that I take really good care of.

Like I'm very close with Katya.

You know, we work together and we're close, close friends.

TRIXIE: Hi everyone it's me, Trixie Mattel.

KATYA: And I'm Katya. Welcome to

BOTH: UNHhhh

TRIXIE: The show where we talk about...whatever.

KATYA: And in whatever way we want to.

TRIXIE: Because it's not your show. KATYA: It's ours.

[INTRO MUSIC TO UNHHHH PLAYS]

TRIXIE: I have to tell you, when I met you on Drag Race,

I walked up to you and the first thing I thought was,

"Costume's so cool. Her teeth are so big and bright."

And I thought you looked really pretty. KATYA: Thank you.

Well, first of all, I thought you were part of the crew.

TRIXIE: [LAUGHS] Everyone did! KATYA: When you de-drag...

TRIXIE: You're on the internet now, people.

We're getting real. [TRIXIE CACKLES]

We became friends on the phone after Drag Race

and then we started working together, talking together.

I mean, our friendship really grew on camera, so.

KATYA: What? What? What? What?

TRIXIE: Nothing, I just like you.

[TRIXIE CACKLES]

[BEST FRIEND BY HARRY NILSSON PLAYS]

TRIXIE: It worked for the first five or six, ten episodes

and then when we figured out what we were doing, then it really worked.

KATYA: Oooohhhh.

TRIXIE: The show where we talk about whatever we want.

KATYA: [SPOOKY VOICE] 'Cause it's our show.

TRIXIE: [CREEPY VOICE] And not yours. KATYA: Halloween edition.

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

TRIXIE: And then, like, 35 episodes in World of Wonder was like,

we think your show would be a good TV show

and Katya and I were like... Yeah we'll believe it when we see it.

[ROCK INTRODUCTION MUSIC TO "THE TRIXIE & KATYA SHOW" PLAYS]

[TRIXIE LAUGHING]

What about this... Hey, guys, I got a joke for you.

What did I say after my dad fucked me for 17 years?

Nothing. [SCREAM AND LAUGHTER]

MAN 1: 'Atta girl. KATYA: 'Atta girl.

TRIXIE: I know.

KATYA: Do you know that you're probably one of the best comedy writers

working in Los Angeles right now?

[TRIXIE LAUGHING] KATYA: It's not a joke.

TRIXIE: Don't, you'll make my Invisalign fall out.

KATYA: I'm not joking. FENA: You're wearing Invisalign.

TRIXIE: Thank you. I think that's funny.

Thank you.

You're like...no, I take it. I appreciate it.

KATYA: OK TRIXIE: I don't know how to take compliment.

KATYA: Apparently, 'cause you laugh.

TRIXIE: Well...I just...I thank you.

KATYA: OK, yeah. TRIXIE: I think my jokes are funny.

KATYA: We just flipped. I don't do comedy.

You know I actually never do comedy.

I'm not a comedian, at all.

TRIXIE: I think you're a natural comedian. KATYA: No, I'm not a comedian.

I do not tr...what I say sounds funny 'cause I'm nuts.

You are a co-me-dian.

TRIXIE: I think we just attack differently.

KATYA: No! You're a comedian.

TRIXIE: 'Cause I set up the obstacle course... KATYA: You...no.

TRIXIE: .. and then run it. KATYA: Momma, no.

[CLAPS] Lemme break it down for you.

I'm seven years older than you... TRIXIE: Almost eight.

[LAUGHTER]

[RUMMAGING THROUGH DRAWER] FENA: How's the new album?

TRIXIE: It's good. I think the songs are better than the other one.

FENA: Well couldn't get much worse! [TRIXIE CACKLES]

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

KATYA: Can I give you your present here...later?

TRIXIE: What is it?

KATYA: It's the doll. TRIXIE: [GASPS] You brought it.

KATYA: The doll.[DRAMATICALLY] The doll!

TRIXIE: [IN WONDER] Oh...what! Whoa.

And look at the little Katya.

Oh my God. [LAUGHING]

KATYA: [READING] My dearest, darling doll.

You've grown so very tall.

And now it's perfectly clear

Who is now Roxxxy

TRIXIE: So I'll keep it foxy at The Troxy without Oxy

'Cause two in one is greater than none.

KATYA: The Troxy is the venue in London I'm doing the

one woman show at, and Oxy's oxycontin.

Drugs. Drugs.

TRIXIE: Oh, so you're saying I'm gonna keep it together

at my show without chemicals...

KATYA: 'Cause two in one is greater than none.

TRIXIE: And that's us. KATYA: Yeah!

TRIXIE: That's very sweet. KATYA: Thank you!

I wrote it.

TRIXIE: I'm not sure if writing's for you... [KATYA CACKLES]

.. but the sentiment is really nice.

TRIXIE: How are you feeling? KATYA: I don't know.

I need to laugh, not cry.

TRIXIE: Listen, you know what would make you be in a great mood?

Doing tons of drugs and you're not.

So you're a wonderful legend.

Are you happier going to those stupid meetings

or do you hate them with every part of your being?

KATYA: No, I can't stop crying in them.

TRIXIE: Oh.

KATYA: I go and have a... I just cry from start to finish.

TRIXIE: Maybe that's not bad though.

KATYA: No, it is good. It's just team too much.

TRIXIE: Yeah.

KATYA: It's emotionally exhausting.

And then I can't do work after that, do you know what I mean?

Like, I'm going to literally just reach for speed which is euphoria.

TRIXIE: Yeah...totally. KATYA: And medicate myself, momma.

TRIXIE: Yeah. KATYA: It's not good.

TRIXIE: Yeah.

[STRANGE NOISES]

KATYA: Yeah? Oh, thank you.

TRIXIE: Oh, thank you [LAUGHING].

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

KATYA: Trixie, what is your ETA for being done?

TRIXIE: Five. [CLAP, CLAP]

But if you're not ready in five it's not like gonna ruin my life.

KATYA: Can you be more specific about how much time

you think I should have?

TRIXIE: I would like you to be ready in five.

I think that I'm the most beautiful famous person in the world.

Do you care to weigh in on that, Fena?

FENA: Famous?

TRIXIE: Hey, we all have butts which makes butts

a billion dollar industry. KATYA: That's right.

So let's review some butt-oriented products in a bit we call

Two Thumbs Up....Your Butt?

TRIXIE: First up, we have the Butt Out II.

Let me tell you what this is.

KATYA: I think I know. TRIXIE: What?

KATYA: This is something to retrieve a condom from the anus.

[TRIXIE CACKLES] KATYA: It's not?

TRIXIE: Who uses a condom?

And that was I Wanna Sext You Up.

[VALLEY GIRL VOICE] Oh my god.

DIRECTOR: We have a little...we have some gas left to do...

KATYA: Go, go!

DIRECTOR: [INAUDIBLE]. KATYA: Please. Yes.

DARREN: Let's do it. KATYA: Please.

I'm sorry to yell...I'm sorry to yell. DIRECTOR: So this is a game called

Trump or Troll.

TRIXIE: You can yell. KATYA: OK, good.

Yeah, let's go. DIRECTOR: Basically there are Tweets and...

KATYA: I will not do that. DIRECTOR: OK.

TRIXIE: Go take a break. KATYA: OK.

TRIXIE: I will take this section on myself.

KATYA: [Whispering] I'm so sorry, Thairin. I'm sorry.

TRIXIE: Oh, it's like fully white.

Yeah, white tipped mascara.

KATYA: I...please stop.

TRIXIE: Katya, when I say who's a superstar, you say I am.

Who's a superstar?

KATYA: [DEADPAN] I am. TRIXIE: [BRIGHTLY] See?

You said it so angry.

KATYA: [ANGRILY] Drag is fierce and fun. [TRIXIE CACKLES]

TRIXIE: Girl, you look beautiful... if that matters.

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

TRIXIE: Is my headband OK? Yeah, right?

KATYA: Wait, oh, can I ask you a question that's...

are we allowed to say whatever we want?

MAN: Yeah. Always.

KATYA: The only word.... but the only thing is

I need to know what is off the table in terms of my...

I cannot...I'm having a hard time restraining myself

because I don't wanna lose touch with reality because I had a

psychotic break and it's really fucking stressing me out!

I am absolutely about to unravel and that's not funny to me.

I'm on the verge of crying in every fucking moment

because I need to go to a meeting and I can't,

and I need to quit this show but I won't do it

because she's my friend... TRIXIE: Uhm, let's just take a break.

MAN: Absolutely. So anything you need, you just tell us.

KATYA: Yeah...yeah, thank you.

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

TRIXIE: [SOFTLY] She can just say I need a break whenever she wants.

We're not like...we're not.

I don't think she likes to talk to me.

Let me go talk to her.

KATYA: I just can't talk right now.

And it's nothing personal.

I don't understand what it is.

TRIXIE: I can't tell what's helpful.

KATYA: I don't know what's helpful, all I know is that...

I should be in rehab.

TRIXIE: It's just stressful.

I don't think it's help... MAN: How are you?

TRIXIE: I'm OK except ... [NERVOUS LAUGHTER] I try not to be...

You know, it's our whole... it's our whole career.

But, uhm...ya know.

Nobody's gonna want to see me without her.

So it's the whole point is that...

I just want it to be fun.

It used to be a lot more fun.

It's so hard to go in there and be funny when it's like

I can see in her irises that she's panicking and wants to leave,

do you know what I mean?

But I did not get in a full drag, and a corset, and nails

for somebody to walk in there and leave.

This is me.

Look, right, this is Katya.

She's very acrobatic, though.

She can do this.

I remember being young and looking at their hair,

these McDonald's Barbies, and I thought the way

that the hair was solid plastic was the prettiest...

thing in the world.

Like it's more like a helmet.

It's not real hair.

I just wanted to be more patient.

And then the more angry I got, the more I felt bad that I was like ugh.

She's going through a horrible time and all I am is angry.

In this situation, it's selfish to be angry at someone

when it's not their fault.

It's like...she does not wanna be riding this

rollercoaster she's on, but...

Today was scary. It was like, really scary.

She's never been like that.

It's gonna really hurt... it's gonna hurt us both.

It's gonna hurt us both individually,

and it's probably gonna ruin our friendship.

[SIGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYS]

[STREET NOISES]

[MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND]

TRIXIE: God fucking dammit.

Well, what does a good friend do in this situation?

Stop going into work completely, ya know what I mean?

[GARAGE DOOR CLOSING]

I want people to... think of me as Trixie

and not Trixie and Katya now because...

I think I have a lot of value as a performer even without

what was originally advertised.

RUPAUL: Let the games begin!

Are you ready to go for the gold?

My most legendary queens return to battle for the crown.

It's All-Star season!

TRIXIE: Snatching trophies? [LAUGHING]

I am a trophy. [GROWLING] Bring it!

RUPAUL: RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

TRIXIE: To me, I felt like I had nothing to lose because

I didn't do good the first time.

I have nothing to live up to.

But my career, I feel like I have to live up to that

so even though I had no Drag Race pressure,

I feel like the fans I have I really had to try and do a good job

so they weren't disappointed in me.

I'm looking for a friend.

Where is my friend?

It's been a hard week.

I'm just here to have a good time. This press tour

should be like the easiest part of the week, I think.

I mean, I'm bringing new eyelashes out so people can't say I didn't try.

I'm also hoping in this press tour nobody asks about Katya

'cause I don't have an answer for them.

[KNOCK ON DOOR AND DOORBELL RINGING]

TRIXIE: There's a transgender in the bathroom!

[GASPING]

[WHISPERING] Fucking weirdo.

Well, I don't wanna make people uncomfortable.

I was always interested in... like remember in the 90s

remember those Maury Povich kinda shows where it's like

[MIMICKING HOST] you have to guess if it's a man or a woman.

And obviously, it's horrible, but I remember being little

and being like...so into it.

I thought they were so pretty. [LAUGHING]

I sort of liked the audience's reactions.

Like, [MIMICKING HOST] we got a question from Terry.

[NASALLY] Hi, my name's Terry from North Dakota

and just you guys...just you guys have just like better legs than I do.

You know, like, shit like that.

You know I have a friend who...she's a transgender girl

and then she does drag though.

She'll do like, the Grinch.

She'll do like, full body transformations.

I like all kinds of drag.

My favorite...I love wo-man drag queens.

I like drag queens that are, in drag, basically women.

I think it's magical.

I think it's 'cause we like what we can't do

and obviously I can't do that, but...

I don't wanna look like a woman, I wanna look like a thing.

I wanna look like a thing that you could pull a string on the back,

you know what I mean... and have it talk.

I remember I was in a performance once.

There was like a travelling group that did opera

at like elementary schools.

And I wanted to be in it so bad.

And I got to be in it, and I played a fucking wolf.

Literally wore like a shitty wolf costume

and then some other girl got to be the golden harp.

And it was...I had a manifestation of jealousy so deep inside me

that I was ill.

And I threw up at school.

But no.

I'm not competitive.

[PHONE RINGING] I guess I just like to dress up.

[DEEP VOICE] Hello?

ROOM SERVICE: Good morning, sir. This is from room service.

You order breakfast, right? TRIXIE: [DEEP VOICE] Yes.

ROOM SERVICE: OK, we have a small problem.

We cannot post it to your room.

Like, we cannot charge it to your room, sir.

So you have to be paying cash or credit card.

TRIXIE: [DEEP VOICE] OK.

ROOM SERVICE: So I'll send you to my guy, OK?

TRIXIE: [DEEP VOICE] OK.

ROOM SERVICE: Thank you, sir. Thank you. TRIXIE: [DEEP VOICE] Bye.

It's room service. He says, hi.

Uhm, listen.

Let's go to the premiere party of my TV show.

[BACKWOOD BARBIE BY DOLLY PARTON PLAYS]

# I grew up poor and ragged

TRIXIE: You guys, Thorgy said she's taking an Uber.

Let's go.

MORGAN: Our gig together was a lot of fun though.

TRIXIE: No, it was good.

A stage like that exposes me as a terrible...like lip syncer.

MORGAN: Bullshit. TRIXIE: It's true.

MORGAN: No. TRIXIE: You stage dived and I had to go after you.

MORGAN: But you're also Trixie.

TRIXIE: [LAUGHING] That means I have a lot of lose.

MORGAN: MmmMmm.

# I'm rags to riches in my dreams

# I could have it all

TRIXIE: I like a drag queen that's just... hooker.

Like smoking, walking like this is her street.

I love that.

# Don't be fooled by thinkin' that the goods are not all there

# Don't let these false eyelashes lead you to believe

TRIXIE: Where's the booze? Where's the booze?

[GASPS] Oh, Kennedy has wine.

# 'Cause I run true and deep

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

TRIXIE: OK, good.

Is that for US Weekly? MAN: Yeah...yeah.

TRIXIE: I am who I am, OK?

INTERVIEWER: So what does it mean to you to be back

for all All Stars 3? You have a second chance.

TRIXIE: When I walked into that workroom,

I just...my asshole clenched up.

I started sweating. My mind was racing.

It's sort of like when you were bullied in high school,

and then you go back for a reunion and you see your bully

and you're like. 'My single comes out next Thursday

on the night of All Stars premiere...' INTERVIEWER: Very exciting.

TRIXIE: And then my new album One Stone comes out the end of the season.

And as the only drag queen folk musician,

that might make me the best drag queen folk musician?

But Dolly Parton might count as a drag queen.

INTERVIEWER: I think she does, honestly. TRIXIE: So I don't know, yeah, exactly.

INTERVIEWER: Now of course I have to ask you,

a lot of fans are freaking out over this Katya moment.

TRIXIE: Oh yeah. I'll just say this.

Mental health and sobriety is not a straight line.

And Drag Race is a family and we support our family members.

I am Katya's friend first and her business partner second.

No matter what goes on with Trixie or Katya,

we will laugh through all of it.

You know, I've been making Katya jokes all day.

Everybody just wanted to talk about Katya.

BENDELACREME: Well actually, I was asked one question about that

but it was actually very well done.

TRIXIE: Was it like, how do you balance the...

BENDELACREME: They were like...uh, God.

What'd they say, exactly?

They were just asking me, like, my thoughts on...

TRIXIE: They said, "Why do you look like that?"

BENDELACREME: Yeah, yeah, yeah and I was like,

it's a mental health issue. [LAUGHING]

People don't feel like they can draw boundaries anymore.

TRIXIE: That's what I said...

BENDELACREME: People, in general, all feel like they should have

access to you at every moment, no matter what.

And for her to just be like, you don't have access to me anymore.

It's not you. I just need that.

OK, bye. TRIXIE: Yeah, totally.

BENDELACREME: Like that's a really important thing I think

for, like, people to hear and...

KENNEDY DAVENPORT: And they also need to know that it's not just her,

we've all battled with something.

TRIXIE: Yeah. BENDELACREME: Exactly.

KENNEDY: You know, I told them I've battled with

depression all my life.

You know, was admitted and everything, a few times.

TRIXIE: Yeah.

KENNEDY: So it's not just about her. TRIXIE: Yeah.

KENNEDY: You know, so don't make it seem like it's just...

TRIXIE: Yeah, except we have to make an environment

where she doesn't have to feel bad saying it.

KENNEDY: Yeah...that's what I'm saying. BENDELACREME: Well also it's...

KENNEDY: Well I been through it too... TRIXIE: Yeah.

KENNEDY: We all have our moments in life... TRIXIE: Yeah.

KENNEDY: ..where you know, you just have that moment.

STEPHANIE: We're calling the cars.

They should be already here. BENDELACREME: Thank you so much.

KENNEDY: Stephanie, that is not acceptable. [LAUGHTER]

STEPHANIE: How is it unacceptable if they're already here?

KENNEDY: Oh they are? STEPHANIE: Uh-huh.

KENNEDY: Oh don't get smart. [LAUGHTER]

TRIXIE: Stephanie, that's not acceptable.

KENNEDY: Stephanie, don't get smart.

TRIXIE: I love you put on your "let me talk to the manager"

voice for that.

[BACKGROUND NOISE]

TAYLOR: Please don't tell me you're one of those characters on Spike?

This lady here, her and her compadre on Viceland?

TRIXIE: Oh that's me.

TAYLOR: Yeah, that's why I was asking you.

TRIXIE: Oh yeah, that's me. TAYLOR: You guys are a trip.

TRIXIE: Yeah that's me.

TAYLOR: Oh wow. Here, my name is Taylor.

I love your show. TRIXIE: Thank you.

TAYLOR: [FLUSTERED] This is amazing. TRIXIE: Thank you, thank you.

TAYLOR: [LAUGHING] TRIXIE: That's so crazy.

TAYLOR: I was like, damn, I can't tell anything. [CROSS TALKING]

And then your make...I mean you guys are just so frickin' natural

and I don't know how long you guys been doing that,

but...but... TRIXIE: Well thank you.

You know what?

Normally, nobody recognizes you out of drag so you're like...

TAYLOR: No, I wouldn't.

I'm just saying...there's no way. I can't even tell!

[AUTOHARP MUSIC PLAYS]

MAN: Do you want any food or drinks, guys?

TRIXIE: Oh, just a glass of wine on stage.

A glass of white wine on stage.

Ah...just a bottle of like, Pinot Grigio.

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

Oh my god, it's so hot in here.

Ooohh, oh my god, I feel so pretty.

I used to not like hoops 'cause I thought that they were too slutty,

but now that's kinda why I like them.

Oh. Duh. Hoops.

Oh that's fun.

You know, normal women. They just have Muppet hands.

Ya know. Hi everyone, what a beautiful audience.

Isn't it amazing to be in a room full of people and still feel so alone.

Glad you guys laughed at that, this would have been a long night.

I said that joke during rehearsal and

there was no one here to laugh at it.

And I was just yelling into an empty audience.

I felt like I was performing at graduation at Columbine High.

Oh, did you guys go to Columbine?

Well, you're here, so no you didn't.

Just shoot me.

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[FOOTSTEPS]

[APPLAUSE]

[MEET & GREET BY THE AAA GIRLS PLAYS]

# It's time for the meet and greet

# Meet and greet

WOMAN: She's such a skinny legend.

It's not even fair.

She's an icon, legend, and star.

MAN: Because she's so skinny and her hair's so big and I'm jealous.

[CROSSTALKING]

TRIXIE: I got a certificate for the skinniest legend. [CHEERING]

Mariah is so shook.

That's a guitar.

I'm not an artist, OK.

You might just wanna get the TM.

MAN: I know people are waiting, but like...

My Mom called me an ugly faggot when I was thirteen

and it stayed with me for a long time.

TRIXIE: She was half right.

MAN: [LAUGHING] Fuck you. [TRIXIE CACKLES]

TRIXIE: No, you're the faggot part. Not the ugly part.

MAN: Thank you. TRIXIE: I'm a faggot.

MAN: Look, I told her recently And she said she was happy with it.

And it's people like you that made me believe in myself.

So thank you. TRIXIE: Of course...of course.

MAN: [INAUDIBLE]. TRIXIE: Of course.

You should've told me to brace myself for that emotional...

MAN: Thank you...thank you. TRIXIE: Brace yourself...nevermind.

MAN: Thank you. TRIXIE: It's OK.

I'll see you later, OK? MAN: Thank you.

TRIXIE: Errrbody like corrective dentistry say yeah! [LAUGHTER]

WOMAN: Like, I think Trixie means a lot to us all for different reasons.

MAN: Yes.

WOMAN: Yeah, I mean, she's helped me gain a lot of self-confidence.

And I have issues with anxiety and depression and things like that

but she's helped me gain more confidence...a lot. [CROSSTALK]

And just by making me laugh.

And with Katya as well, the pair of them have just helped me

so much with everything.

And it's just like...you think back and you think people say,

'Oh, they're only people,' and like, no they're not.

They actually mean something to us, ya know.

MAN: She's affected my life in so many different ways that

I don't know if she understands herself.

Like, I'm so much more confident than I was in first year.

Like when I first started university, I didn't even want to be gay.

But now, I don't even wanna be straight. WOMAN: Now you embrace it.

MAN: I'm just so happy with who I am.

And that's Trixie.

[MAMA DON'T MAKE ME PUT ON THE DRESS AGAIN BY TRIXIE MATTEL PLAYS]

# Lover don't make me hit the road again.

# I can't barely feel your fingers on my skin

# I've been drinkin' like my daddy

# And he ain't ever had his last one had he?

[LAUGHTER] TRIXIE: Thank you, thank you she knows it.

# Brother don't make me tell you where I've been

# Running around in circles made of sin

TRIXIE: I've been drinking [LAUGHING]...and he ain't never...

[LAUGHING] Fuck you guys.

Daddy don't make me [LAUGHING].

# Well I'm coming home alone for the hundredth time or so#

TRIXIE: I was just like, blanking. I never blank.

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

I'm just so stressed out. I really fucked up.

I just thought, like, I have absolute control

over making this really good.

And then I didn't make it good.

And I know that sounds cheesy, but I got up there and it just like...

I started to like, feel bad about everything bad that's been happening.

It sucks to be on TV again and be critiqued by people again.

And Trixie and Katya being, like, totally fucked up right now.

It was just lots of reasons all of a sudden, I felt really bad.

And then I guess I also like, normally I don't give a fuck

but maybe because of All Stars I feel like

I really need to go out there and kill, ya know?

I just feel a lot more pressure at this juncture of my life

to be doing, like, a really good job every night.

So then if...whatever happens, hopefully people will

feel like I... deserve it, ya know?

Give the gays what they want.

Give the gays what they want.

It's kinda stressful to go to a viewing party and try to watch Drag Race

because it's stressful to watch yourself for the first time with people.

What if I look like an asshole?

Aren't you freezing out here?

WOMAN: No, I'm sweating. It's really warm in here.

You'll find out when you get in. TRIXIE: Oh.

I'm gonna take my top off, OK?

BENDELACREME: Shangela, you have come so far.

Initially, your makeup was kinda busted, your outfits were a mess,

and your personality was super grating but look how far you've come now.

You are much older. [LAUGHTER]

Trixie, now a lot of people clock your makeup

but I totally get it.

You know, you're just painting for the back of the room

which makes sense because that's where your audience collects

if you remember to lock the door. [LAUGHTER]

And Bebe.

I hear that this is the year that you might get two crowns.

Which is really not a lot of dental work

as far as those early seasons are concerned. [LAUGHTER]

RUPAUL: This week, I challenged my All Stars in an All Star Variety Show.

Gentleman, start your engines, and may the best All Star win!

[APPLAUSE]

RUPAUL: Up next, the musical stylings of Trixie Mattel.

[MOVING PARTS BY TRIXIE MATTEL PLAYS]

# Living's like a jigsaw

# And the farther in you go

# If you're missing pieces

# Never really know

# When you're ticking like a timepiece

# On which you can rely

# Wonder why you wind it

# When you're running out of time

# Sometimes there's a danger of choking on the parts

# No one gave a warning to the breaking of your heart

# Pick up all the pieces and go back to the start

# Never losing, only using all your moving parts

# All your moving parts#

[APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[APPLAUSE]

TRIXIE: Work is a very healthy, welcome thing to work on

while stuff like that is happening.

Like, if I was at home while All Stars was on right now,

I think I would be freakin' out more.

Because we're over here, it sort of just feels like

it's happening somewhere else in the world.

It's not really happening to us.

[SINGING UNKNOWN SONG] SequinQueen.com.

It's a $500 coat.

Overpriced? I think so.

I won that on Drag Race, actually.

I don't know, I think it's just like poor people mentality.

Even if I had that kind of money, it would still give me like

full-blown heart attacks to spend my money like that.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

Yeah, like, we were really poor.

I didn't know anything about the rest of the world.

My brother's five years older than me and

my sisters are ten years younger.

We weren't really close.

We couldn't be more different.

My brother's an attorney and like a three-time Iraq war veteran.

He actually watches my TV shows and stuff now, though.

Well tonight's a huge show.

It's like 800 people in the first show,

and then 400 other people.

That's like, 1200 people in the city of Manchester coming to see me.

[CELLPHONE CHIMES]

MAN: And you know what, I'm gonna put her on stage with eight people.

And it's gonna be a money loss for me,

but I'm gonna have to just....what?

TRIXIE: Nothing. What? No.

Katya...he just sent me a message that said,

"You do realize that what I gave you...

that doll was a voodoo doll, right?

You're about to kill your whole career.

That episode was awful for you.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You're boring and arrogant - the only two sins on television.

Did anyone teach you anything?

What the fuck did Alaska tell you to do?

Do what I did, bitch, fail."

I can't believe she just said that.

It's just like, why would you take this moment in someone's life

and try to like ruin it?

I don't know where the switch flipped.

I don't...I have no idea where, like...how that happens.

I don't know what she's getting out of this.

Where she's got this, like, weird hostility.

I have no idea.

I don't know where it came from.

People keep giving me Katya things,

like pictures of us together and clothes with both of us on it and stuff

and it's like so awkward.

For me, not for them. They don't know.

I just can't believe she said that.

[APPLAUSE]

This song is currently number one on the singer/songwriter charts.

[APPLAUSE]

Just to fucking go to show you that the world is so mixed up

that a crossdresser can play an autoharp

and sell it and people buy it [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE].

[MOVING PARTS BY TRIXIE MATTEL PLAYS]

# Living's supposed to kill you

# But it shouldn't feel like dying

# Loving's supposed to fill you

# But it spills you like your wine

# And all the paper people

# Wandering about

# Wondering who made them

# And who's gonna cut them out

# Sometimes there's a danger of choking on the parts

# No one gave a warning to the breaking of your heart

# Pick up all the pieces and go back to the start

# Never losing, only using all your moving parts

# All your moving parts#

TRIXIE: You guys wanna see some shit? [CROWD CHEERING]

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[APPLAUSE]

TRIXIE: Hi. This is a serious part [LAUGHING]

Oh my god, it's my Christmas card to my mom, I forgot to give her.

Here's my stun gun, but I don't know how to work it.

Oh, keychain. I'm into that.

Honey. I get a lotta honey.

I guess we'll keep that.

Oh! Excuse...me.

That's amazing. We're keeping that.

What if I was going through a breakup

and I was processing all that hurt and anger,

and I worked at your local Starbucks.

Caramel Macchiato, what's your name?

Little Piss Bitch? Little Piss Bitch?

[LAUGHING]

This person's seen the show a few times.

Look, they even wrote the joke on here.

That's amazing.

Is this a reuseable cup?

Oh, this is fierce. I'm keeping this.

That is amazing.

This person made me a book for the UK tour of Moving Parts

with sketches of all my costumes in the show.

I wonder how long this took the person.

Or maybe they're really fast.

I could never draw this.

Look at that.

[READING] "It's a huge motivator for me.

I used to be in a similar situation to what you've gone through

and how you express things through humour is amazing.

You've been a massive help to me.

I'll often binge-watch videos, re-watch your videos

or most often listen to your music, especially if I've had a bad day."

I can't read all these.

[READING] "Six months ago I decided I wanted to end my life."

Do you see what I mean?

They always wanna kill themselves.

"I would've died on my bedroom floor. You saved me."

Wow.

It's very intense.

You know, for some reason, I really resonate

with people who have depression.

I don't know.

People are always like, I'm so happy you're open about your depression.'

But I'm not depressed, so I don't know.

I mean, I make jokes about being sad.

But I'm also not a sad person, so.

How could I be sad when I get gifts like this?

[RADIO DJ IMITATION] Well waking up in the morning with Trixie Mattel

we're good on the I-5, good for traffic.

It's a beautiful, sunny day in Los Angeles. [MAKES LASER GUN SOUNDS]

DJ 1: [LAUGHING] You do our job, but way better.

DJ 2: Thanks so much for being on the show and giving us some time.

DJ 1: I bet you there are people that are curious,

and so I'll just ask you,

what's the percentage of people that dress in drag that are

homosexual... TRIXIE: Yeah.

DJ 1: .. compared to straight?

TRIXIE: Well, I think if you think about what drag is

and you think about maybe you've been seeing it the whole time.

I mean, Mrs. Doubtfire, Madea, Dana Carvey in Church Lady.

DJ 1: I wanna ask you something that, maybe...

I don't wanna bring the whole room down, but

I was reading about you and it said you actually got

your name Trixie from your abusive stepfather

who used to call you that when you were acting feminine.

And... is that true?

TRIXIE: Yes it is.

And we're waking up here with Trixie Mattel on the morning

in Los Angeles. [MAKES LASER GUN SOUNDS]

[DJS LAUGHING]

TRIXIE: You didn't wanna bring the room down.

I'm trying to bring it back up. [LAUGHING]

DJ 1: No, I appreciate that.

Is this guy still around and does he know that his

lame attempt to humiliate you for being yourself is now,

you've flipped it on him and now you're cashing in

and making more money than said abusive stepfather?

TRIXIE: Oh no, I'll do you one better.

He passed away of alcoholism. [MAKES JOKE DRUM NOISE]

DJS: Awwwww. [MAKE LASER GUN SOUNDS]

TRIXIE: Pew, pew...yeah.

I grew up in Northeast Wisconsin with my mom and my brother.

And then, my mom always had like a...cycling, recurring cast

of characters as her boyfriends.

And then she married, when I was like ten, to my stepdad.

I can't remember the first time...it happened.

But I can remember the last time it happened.

The last time it happened, he was hitting me and I was...

So I went to my room and he was really drunk and he came with a gun.

And I remember that... that was the last it happened.

And he pointed a loaded gun at me and he said he was gonna kill me.

And I remember that was the last time it happened because

I think I told one of my friends about it, maybe that week.

And by the next week, the counselor talked to me

and told me that they had to take me outta my home.

I don't know, I mean it's weird to think now that I just moved out

and as a mom, that was just an option.

Like she was just like, all right bye.

You know? That' so crazy to me, but...

I remember at the time... I never blamed her.

I don't know, I think abuse happens so slowly and so deeply that

when you're in it I just think that's what you think is normal.

I thought everyone's family was like that.

I thought everyone went home every day and just wanted to die.

And I also feel like every year of my life has gotten progressively better.

It doesn't really have to do with drag or money or success

it just has to do with like, the more you fabricate your own

life you get to live, the happier you are.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Katya called me yesterday. WOMAN: [SURPRISED] Oh.

TRIXIE: Yeah...that was a surprise. WOMAN: What'd she say?

TRIXIE: She's at, like, an inpatient place.

It was nice that she was at least somewhere

where they're clearly taking care of her.

She's only allowed to talk on the phone 15 minutes, you know.

People are like, I'm such a fan... I want Katya to get better.

But also I don't accept that she's not at work right now.

WOMAN: [LAUGHS] Yeah. TRIXIE: OK.

Do I get to keep this dress? WOMAN: Yeah, it's for you.

I'm not gonna fit it [LAUGHS].

TRIXIE: Hold this.

MAN: Oh you want me to the petticoat too? TRIXIE: Yeah.

Oh, cookies. Thin mints, bitch!

From a real Girl Scout.

They're all my favourite, though.

Caramel Delights [INAUDIBLE]...

It's this type of precision that matters in a photoshoot environment.

WOMAN: Darling, it's the 1% difference.

TRIXIE: Devil's in the details.

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

MAN: .. put the stockings on so that her other leg would show.

WOMAN: What? MAN: You put the stockings on...

[AUTOHARP MUSIC PLAYS]

TRIXIE: Today is probably the last day of filming.

I would say, ever.

We're just trying to hot glue together a version

of the last few episodes that isn't so fucked up.

[INTRO MUSIC TO "THE TRIXIE & KATYA SHOW" PLAYS]

The Glendale Community Bayside Players Theatre presents

The Trixie and Katya show.

In the role of Katya will be Bob the Drag Queen.

[APPLAUSE]

TRIXIE: Welcome to our show!

I'm the stranger who knocked off your glasses and said

"Let me by your eyes," Trixie Mattel.

BOB THE DRAG QUEEN: I'm the difference between knowing your shit

and know you are shit, Bob the Drag Queen.

TRIXIE: Every week we take one topic, slice it open,

spread its entrails on the floor and read it like a shaman in the bush!

MAN: Good luck.

BOB: I know right. TRIXIE: Thank you for everything, guys.

Don't do drugs. Bye.

BOB: You know, I was recently approached by these people For an antibullying campaign [INAUDIBLE]

not to do any drugs.

I don't even drink... so I don't wanna be like,

hey no one do drugs.

TRIXIE: I don't even do a weed.

MAN: Really? Like ever?

TRIXIE: Latrice gave me like two pumps once, and it was terrifying.

[INAUDIBLE SINGING]

What a day.

It was just a weird, bittersweet feeling because

it's like we're wrapping the Trixie and Katya show

and Katya is somewhere...quit drag.

Today, I just kept having moments of like,

we're finishing this without her.

That's just like crazy, you know what I mean?

[SOUNDS OF RAINFALL AND AUTOHARP MUSIC PLAYING]

TRIXIE: [SINGING]

Ugh, I didn't know it was gonna rain.

Fuck.

[AUTOHARP MUSIC CONTINUES]

[CLUB MUSIC PLAYS]

TRIXIE: You guys excited? [CROWD CHEERING]

[INAUDIBLE] seems like the odds were stacked against me

but good things happen to just OK people.

Let's get fucked up, bye! [CROWD CHEERS]

It's on, it's on. Everybody shut up, it's on!

RUPAUL: Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best All Star win!

TRIXIE: Hi everybody. Clap for RuPaul, clap for RuPaul.

[CROWD CHEERS] TRIXIE: Clap, clap, clap, clap.

RuPaul: DeLa, which of your All Star teammates have you chosen

to get the chop.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

BENDELACREME: This is the easiest choice that I have had to make

this entire season.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]

BENDELACREME: I'm going home. [THUNDER STRIKES]

RUPAUL: What? [CROWD CHEERS]

TRIXIE: [WHISPERING] What did she just say?

[WHISPERING] Did she just say her own name?

[CROWD AND TRIXIE SCREAMING]

TRIXIE: Can't believe Drag Race is concluding pretty soon.

People are like, mad at me.

They're like, 'she's disappointing!'

Do you know how hard it is to even be safe on Drag Race?

FENA: Exactly. TRIXIE: I'm on the last episode,

like the top four.

FENA: Some girl was bitching about... TRIXIE: They were bitching about me?

FENA: Among other people.

She was talking about the show, she's like

"Well I feel like Trixie's just dropping the ball,"

and I was like, well I don't think you're really giving

anybody a chance here.

And then I went into the whole like,

do you have any idea what we did 15 days before

she went onto the show?

For 12 hours a day, for like weeks beforehand,

up until the day she had to leave, we were working for

12 hours a day, in drag, shooting Trixie and Katya.

TRIXIE: Yeah. FENA: And then she had to go on a show.

TRIXIE: Also, safe is not dropping the ball.

Everybody wants to weigh in.

I mean, I'm excited for Drag Race to be over 'cause I hate being...

I really hate being evaluated by people who are...

Jinkx Monsoon says it correctly,

"Watching Drag Race doesn't make you an expert on drag.

It makes you a fan of a TV show."

FENA: Yeah. TRIXIE: Bitch! [SLAMS TABLE]

That was...that was her.

When I watch Drag Race, I like the conflama as much as I like the drag.

But Ben wanted it to be like the Olympics -

just a competition.

And it's not really like that.

And if it was, it would be boring to watch.

This is all men's clothes that go to Goodwill.

I don't know if I'm gonna win because

they filmed both of us winning, but they also filmed a tie

and so...I don't really know who wins.

I just want it to be over.

It's gonna be over in... how many hours?

[SQUEALS]

And I gotta think of what I'm gonna say if I lose

that is authentic, but not...

I don't wanna seem disappointed, but I will be.

You think if I win $100,000 I can get some new razors?

[SOUND OF SHAVING]

I just wanna know.

Do you know what I mean?

MAN: What do you think is gonna happen?

TRIXIE: Uhhh, I think... I think I'm gonna win.

I'm upset that, of all days, this eye makeup thing is happening but,

you know, what else am I gonna do?

Like this is kinda plain.

I wish I would've had something over this, but it's OK.

Well, maybe I'll lose and it won't matter.

OK.

I just would've loved to have more time to pin this hair in and

I wish I would've brought a backup costume but

it doesn't matter.

Nope, we're gonna go straight.

DRIVER: Straight? TRIXIE: Yep.

DRIVER: OK. TRIXIE: Yep and we're gonna get out right here.

This is the entrance. I promise.

Thanks. Oh my god.

[PHONE CHIMES] Oh my god.

[CROWD CHEERING] ANNOUNCER: And your fourth place winner, Trixie Mattel!

[CROWD CHEERING]

[RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE THEME PLAYS]

RUPAUL: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100,000.

[KITTY GIRL BY RUPAUL PLAYS] # Steppin' to the plate I'm Trixie Mattel

# Got my name in the game better learn it well

# 'Cause I'm the MVP heading up to bat

# And I'll go to third base but I'd never tell that

# I got bleach in the blond like Pamela

# And I'm steppin' out the box like Shangela

# I got long thick legs, a tarantula!

# And if you call me kitty girl, I can handle ya uh!

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world#

MICHELLE VISAGE: ..this queen, who has limitless potential,

has blossomed into a fully developed performer.

RUPAUL: Trixie, I'm so proud of you, like I'm proud of

Shangela and Kennedy and Bebe, and all of the girls.

It really is the pinnacle of my career,

doing the show and being a launchpad for all of you

and I couldn't be more proud right now.

Ladies, I have made my decision.

The queen who has earned her spot in the Drag Race Hall Of Fame,

the champion of All Stars 3 is... [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

Trixie Mattel. [CROWD ERUPTS IN CHEERS]

[CHAMPION BY RUPAUL PLAYS]

TRIXIE: [INAUDIBLE]

RUPAUL: My queen. Is there anything you'd like to say?

TRIXIE: I know you guys are looking for somebody

who can carry a legacy, and as an All Star,

I feel like I've been carrying that legacy since I left the first time.

[AUTOHARP MUSIC PLAYS]

TRIXIE: I can't believe it. It feels like it didn't happen.

Honestly, this is gay world, though.

You win a major award and you go back to your little dressing room.

[EXHALES DEEPLY] [WHISPERS] I can't believe that happened.

[TRIXIE CACKLES]

T REX: Congratulations, I love you. TRIXIE: Thank you, I can't believe it.

Gay for it.

T REX: I was crying during the whole show,

but when you were crowned I just went into full ice,

[SHAKY VOICE] I don't know what to do...I'm freaking out.

TRIXIE: No, I had like minor tears during the Kitty Girl performance

'cause, like, this is so cool.

I really couldn't believe it. T REX: [SCREAMS IN HAPPINESS]

TRIXIE: Well they filmed a tie. I thought it would've been a tie.

T REX: They filmed a tie? TRIXIE: Yeah.

When they filmed the tie I was like, "I think it's gonna be a tie."

Hey David, can you take a Boomerang for me?

DAVID: Sure. TRIXIE: It's for the yearbook.

I can't believe I just won.

I can't believe I just won Drag Race.

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it.

MAN: It was amazing.

TRIXIE: You know, I've been eliminated from Drag Race twice

at viewing parties, and it is quite a different experience winning.

[EXCITED LAUGHTER] It is quite a fucking different experience.

I don't have a lot of interest in putting on costumes right now.

If I didn't win, I would still be standing here rifling through

a costume parade of shit that's all wrinkled and dirty

trying to figure out what's the least offensive to wear.

So nothing's really changed.

JINKX MONSOON: [MIMICKING LADY BUNNY] Keep your hennys close

and your henemies closer.

TRIXIE: I hope you die [LAUGHING].

Drag is so stupid until the last ten seconds

and then I'm like, yes! JINKX: I know.

We look like shit until the last ten...

TRIXIE: Until the last eight seconds and then we're like, oh bitch!

JINKX: All comes together. TRIXIE: That hair is in fabulous shape.

JINKX: Thanks, I just had it washed and reset.

TRIXIE: Oh did you? JINKX: Yes.

TRIXIE: God, I'm stunning. It's uncomfortable, actually.

Like it's sick. It's gross.

JINKX: Well I'm glad winning didn't go to your head.

TRIXIE: It's not the same as winning the Olympics, you know what I mean.

JINKX: Yeah.

TRIXIE: You should be happy you won and you should be proud

but it shouldn't be like...

I don't think anybody who wins prolly feels better than everyone else.

JINX: No. TRIXIE: You know what I mean?

You don't feel like you're better...

JINKX: Well we have constant reminders that there's...

you know as soon as you win then there's

another season about to come out.

TRIXIE: Yeah.

JINKX: I mean, I was sandwiched between two of the most

influential winners ever to come out of the show.

TRIXIE: Sharon and Bianca. JINKX: Yeah.

TRIXIE: That's right, didn't even think about that.

JINKX: So I never felt like I ever had the moment

of feeling like Queen Poop, ya know?

TRIXIE: Cheers, oh...no cheers. We Just, OK.

[TRIXIE CACKLES] That made it worse.

I don't feel lucky, I feel unlucky now.

In my house grew up whenever we take a shot we go

[SLURPING] I can stop anytime I want to. [JINKX LAUGHING]

TRIXIE: And then my dad would throw the bottle across the room.

ANNOUNCER: And the winner of All Stars 3

give it up for Trixie Mattel! [CROWD ROARS]

JINKX MONSOON: Trixie's win was a little bit like Trump's win, wasn't it?

[CROWD LAUGHS]

I mean, she got the crown, but she did not get the popular vote.

[CROWD LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS]

Haleloo. [APPLAUSE]

[SOUND OF WATER AND AUTOHARP MUSIC PLAYS]

IVR: To make a payment with a Discover, Mastercard or Visa

credit or cheque card, press three. [PHONE BEEPS]

IVR: The current balance due is $1,428.42. TRIXIE: [EXHALES DEEPLY]

IVR: To pay the current bal... TRIXIE: My mom has all the money problems.

IVR: .. ance due, press one. To pay a different amount, press two.

TRIXIE: God, this is so dramatic to pay a bill. [PHONE BEEPING]

No wonder people don't pay their bills.

IVR: To authorize and continue, press one. [PHONE BEEP]

IVR: All right. Hold on while I process your payment.

[LILY WAS HERE BY CANDY DULFER HOLD MUSIC PLAYS]

IVR: We're all set.

TRIXIE'S MOM: Hello? TRIXIE: Hi mom.

TRIXIE'S MOM: Hi Brian. TRIXIE: Hey, I just called WPS and paid that bill.

TRIXIE'S MOM: Oh, did you really? TRIXIE: Yeah it was up to 14 something.

It's like $1420, so I paid $1450, so it should be

even a couple dollars over.

TRIXIE'S MOM: Well thank you so much, Brian.

I'm just struggling here and I hate even asking you

'cause I feel like I'm being, ya know...biggest little loser.

TRIXIE: No, it's OK.

Do you still need a car?

TRIXIE'S MOM: I do.

I gotta figure something out with that too, but...

That's what I told Dez, when I did need a car

There was cars for sale all over the place, except now

That's all right. So how's things been going?

TRIXIE: It's fine.

We start the tour tomorrow so my musician, my opener

and my assistant just got here.

And we had rehearsal on Sunday, so we set up

the whole set and everything.

It's pretty cool.

It's pink, like, hippy background with giant white glitter letters

that are like 10ft tall that say Trixie on stage.

With like a pink carpet and pink microphone stand and everything.

TRIXIE'S MOM: So is that going from each venue, then?

TRIXIE: Yeah, the whole set will break down every night

and travel to all 40 venues.

TRIXIE'S MOM: So is that what you'll have in Milwaukee, then too?

TRIXIE: Yeah, that's what I'll have in Milwaukee.

You better come.

TRIXIE'S MOM: Well, Sam wants to come and

I'll just try to figure it out.

I still have to work and... TRIXIE: Just take off work.

I'll pay for you.

I can get you tickets and I'll put you up.

Just take off work.

TRIXIE'S MOM: I suppose I better get off the phone here

because I am at work and...

TRIXIE: OK, I'll talk to you later.

But make sure you take time off to come to Milwaukee.

TRIXIE'S MOM: All right... TRIXIE: OK, bye.

TRIXIE'S MOM: ..I'll figure out what I can do.

I love you...bye. TRIXIE: OK.

[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]

# To be honest you're a dime

# To be fair, you've got me on my knees

# To be young and not on time

# It's like flowers blooming through November freeze

# When I sleep I say your name

# When I wake it's written up and down

# My walls

# To be fair it's all the same

[HUMMING]

# if you get the time

# The number is still mine

# Baby share a dime on the line there in Minnesota time

# Hello, goodbye, hello

TRIXIE: I don't know if I could go back to doing drag for, like,

50 bucks a show. I don't know if I could.

Maybe...I dunno.

I mean, it's hard to not be spoiled when we

get to do what we do now.

If in a year nobody gives a shit about me,

I'll just sell all these dresses and take the money and run.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, Trixie Mattel!

[MAMA DON'T MAKE ME WEAR THAT DRESS AGAIN BY TRIXIE MATTEL PLAYS]

TRIXIE: Oh my god, they can't believe it!

They can't believe it. Oh my god.

Amazing.

# Mama don't make me put on the dress again

# I can't stand the way it opens when I spin

# Ribbon bows around my shoulder and I'm only getting older

# Mama don't make me put on the dress again

TRIXIE: How's it going Ft. Lauderdale?

Oh my god! I didn't know this was happening.

# Daddy don't make me fancy dance around

# Painted up in that makeup like a clown

[INAUDIBLE OVERTALKING ON LOUDSPEAKER] # Doing right or am I doing time?

TRIXIE: Yesss! The crowd goes mild!

That's me standing never in the spotlight. [LAUGHING]

This is where you should stand.

This is what British people look like.

Look at the experimental haircuts.

That 60% of straight men and 40% straight women

are interested in trying anal. [CROWD WHOOPS]

TRIXIE: ..just like someone's Muggle wife. [LAUGHTER]

TRIXIE: Just like someone's Muggle wife...[LAUGHTER]

Just like in a banana clip and Crocs...[LAUGHTER]

..bent over a laundry basket, [NASALLY] Are we doing it? [LAUGHTER]

And there's all these articles for husbands

like, "Husbands - How to Spice it Up in the Bedroom".

[FLIRTY] For a little extra danger, try it with the lights on.

[LAUGHTER]

Gay guys, could you imagine the gay version of this magazine?

[LAUGHTER]

[FLIRTY] For a little extra danger, learn his name.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]

[FLIRTY] Next time you're fisting him, wear a bangle.

[LAUGHTER]

I had a gay friend and he was constipated,

and he remedied the situation by sitting on the toilet

and doing poppers. [LAUGHTER]

Straight girls, poppers, it's a piece of gay culture

you might not know about because Drag Race hasn't done

a mini-challenge on the subject yet. [LAUGHTER]

I was dating a guy in L.A. and he didn't recognize me

and I told him I worked in HR 'cause no one know what it is

and no one asks. [LAUGHTER] Right?

And I was like, "Yes, I'm a normal person with a normal life.

Thank you so much for asking." Convincing?

I wasn't wearing this! [LIGHT LAUGHTER]

That'd be totally stupid.

I was wearing this. [CROWD ROARS]

I was wearing this. [CROWD ROARS]

Skinny! Thank you guys.

I'm so happy to be home. [CROWD CHEERS]

I'm very happy to be home, very happy to be here.

This is a new show.

My old show was called Trixie Mattel Ages Three and Up.

I did it at Comedy Cafe last year.

Did you guys see it? [CROWD CHEERS] OK?

That show was called Trixie Mattel Ages Three and Up

which turns out, for my family audiences, little confusing. [LAUGHTER]

I'm up here talking about rimming my dad

and there's kids like right here. [LAUGHTER]

Hey Mom. [LAUGHTER] No, just kidding [TRIXIE CACKLES]

You know, family... gotta love 'em, so... [LAUGHTER]

Oh god! Right now, huh?

Hi Mom. TRIXIE'S MOM: Hi, hon.

TRIXIE: I'm so sweaty, sorry.

Thank you guys for coming. TRIXIE'S MOM: Oh, thank you for having us.

TRIXIE: You were on time, I don't know. [OVERTALKING]

TRIXIE'S MOM: I said if he makes any reference to his family being late

all three of us are gonna stand up and say,

"We were early!" [LAUGHING]

TRIXIE: We were here.

This is my mom. This is my aunt.

And then my sister is taking a huge deuce, yeah.

MOM: We all have to use the...

TRIXIE: Brandon... MOM: Hi, yes I've seen Brandon online.

TRIXIE: Are you mortified?

MOM: No, no.

Like, some of the references I don't get because

I'm just not in that lifestyle, but... [TRIXIE CACKLES]

But everybody's laughing, so it's gotta be good.

TRIXIE: Even Auntie doesn't get 'em and she's in the lifestyle.

Thank you for coming. TRIXIE'S MOM: You look...

Oh thank you for inviting us.

TRIXIE: Is it weird to see everybody watching?

TRIXIE'S MOM: No, but I cried when you first came out.

TRIXIE: You did? TRIXIE'S MOM: Yes, I had tears coming down my face.

TRIXIE: Oh my gosh. TRIXIE'S MOM: I never seen you before,

you know, do your thing.

I've seen you on the internet, on TV.

TRIXIE: I know, they were like, are you gonna

change any of your jokes 'cause your mom's here?

I was like, let's just do it the same. [TRIXIE CACKLES]

If I take out all the vulgar jokes, I'd have a ten-minute show.

MAN: Ready and one, two, big smile, three.

And one more. One, two and three.

Got it. Thank you guys.

TRIXIE: It is funny.

It's filthy but... TRIXIE'S MOM: So what?

TRIXIE: ..Grandpa was filthier. TRIXIE'S MOM: Oh yeah.

TRIXIE: And like the joke about white people, Ancestry.com

finding out they're Native American the next day [INAUDIBLE].

That spoke to you guys. [LAUGHTER]

AUNT: I felt it right here... TRIXIE: Yes!

AUNT: ..baby, I felt it. [LAUGHTER]

TRIXIE: Well, our Grandma used to call it

blond haired, blue-eyed Indians.

People who find out that they're like, this much,

and they're like full braids.

[LAUGHTER]

TRIXIE'S MOM: And thank you so much.

I enjoyed myself very much. The best.

Awesome. TRIXIE: Thank you.

TRIXIE'S MOM: Keep doing what you're doing, you're...

MAN: You're holding onto me a little tight there, buddy!

TRIXIE: Well, listen, I was just trying to save enough money

for when we have to send you to rehab, OK. [LAUGHTER]

[BREAK YOUR HEART BY TRIXIE MATTEL PLAYS]

[CROWD CHEERS]

# They never tell you before they try and sell you

# Wanna see how well you can swim

# I never told you before I went and sold you

# I was only gold on the rim

# It's a one, two, three, pull it off and see

# That a stitch in time saves nine

# And you won't unravel when you're thrown from the saddle

# and you won't unwind

# I never meant to break your heart

# I never meant to break your heart

# I never meant to pull you apart but I'd do it all over again

# I never meant to break your heart, but I'd do it again

[CROWD CHEERS]

TRIXIE: Katya always says drag, at it's best, is still a failure.

We all know that's not a woman.

But that person is like believing it and that's what's

addicting to watch.

[SOUND OF AIRPLANE]

TRIXIE: Feels like you've been here forever,

even though it was just a few months.

Feels like you've been filming for a long time.

And then it feels like everything's in a different place

than when it started.

I wish Katya and I were still friends.

I don't care about the TV show or anything as much as I care about...

I just wish that, of all the people in the world to hate me

I hate that that that person hates me.

Everybody keeps being like, oh yeah, you're fine without her.

Yeah, that's not the point, you know what I mean?

The point isn't whether or not I can continue to have

a career without her.

It's never been the point.

I didn't like being on my own as much as I liked being friends with her.

It was never about getting famous enough so that

you can survive on your own.

I preferred surviving with her.

That's the end of the film is Fena backs over the camera.

FENA: I brought you tea... TRIXIE: Oh, thank you.

FENA: ..water and your choice of...

TRIXIE: I did that thing from the other day where I did my eyes first.

It's so much...so much easier to put makeup on

when there's no foundation down.

FENA: Do you want peanut butter and jelly [INAUDIBLE]... TRIXIE: Ooohhh.

FENA: ..snack box, or?

TRIXIE: Let's drag ourselves to the LA Convention Centre

and con these children outta their moms' monies.

FENA: Did you sit in dog shit?

TRIXIE: Is it bad? FENA: No.

TRIXIE: Oh.

Hi, I'm pulling in for Drag Con. I have a performance today.

WOMAN: Are you getting dropped off?

TRIXIE: Nope, I'm one of the exhibitors.

WOMAN: Can I get your name? TRIXIE: Trixie Mattel.

WOMAN: Two X's or... TRIXIE: One.

WOMAN: And a Y? TRIXIE: T-R-I-X-I-E.

Mattel. M-A-T-T-E-L.

WOMAN: Just need the first name. TRIXIE: OK.

[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]

[TRIXIE PLAYS AN ACOUSTIC VERSION OF KITTY GIRL BY RUPAUL]

# Know you're sexy and keep slaying the game

# Make the world remember your na-ame

# Feel your puss down deep in your soul

RUPAUL: Anybody got any scissors on ya? [#Let your body lose control]

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world

# When you walk the street steppin' to the beat

# Hey kitty girl

# Get your twirl

# In the disco heat you're the boogie body rockin' queen

# Step aside, I'm back again

# So hype, so lit, adrenaline

# I'm Shan-ge-la, say what?!

[CROWD CHEERING]

# Gonna take this verse just to let you know

# Never listen to the haters, be a pro

# 'Cause I work my way, paid my dues

# Now I got the whole world screaming [CROWD HALLELOO!]

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world

# When you walk the street steppin' to the beat

# Hey kitty girl

# Get your twirl

# In the disco heat you're the boogie body rockin' queen

# Steppin' to the plate I'm Trixie Mattel

# Got my name in the game better learn it well

# 'Cause I'm the MVP heading up to bat

# And I'll go to third base but I'd never tell that

# I got bleach in the blond like Pamela

# And I'm steppin' out the box like Shangela

# I got long thick legs CROWD: A tarantula!

# And if you call me kitty girl, I can handle ya

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world

# When you walk the street steppin' to the beat

# Hey kitty girl

# Get your twirl

# In the disco heat you're the boogie body rockin' queen

TRIXIE: Now, I saved Bebe for last. [CROWD LAUGHS]

'Cause she's one of my favorites.

Does anybody know the Bebe verse?

Does anybody know it, like, by heart?

Like you could do it right now.

Who swears 'cause this is like...

You think you could do it.

You better get up here, you bitch. [CROWD CHEERS]

WOMAN: Hi Trixie! TRIXIE: This is my collaborator

TRIXIE: OK, we're gonna lower this microphone because...

WOMAN: I'm short.

TRIXIE: I'm short too. I've very petite, thank you so much.

WOMAN: You're a skinny legend. You're beautiful.

TRIXIE: Are you...are you handy? Oh I think I got it.

Is this short enough? WOMAN: I mean, I know sign language

so I am pretty handy.

TRIXIE: She knows ASL. Give it up for this bitch.

[CROWD CHEERS]

TRIXIE: OK, so I'm gonna play it. WOMAN: OK.

TRIXIE: So...and then you're gonna come in. WOMAN: OK.

TRIXIE: #Hey kitty girl

# Get your twirl

# In the disco heat you're the boogie body rockin' queen

WOMAN: #Mirror, mirror on the wall

# Who's the fiercest of them all

# Face, face, face, body and all

# Another day, another slay

# Meow meow, savage beauty

# Steppin' out on a mission

# Get fierce, stay ready

#The OG's back for another crown# [CROWD CHEERS]

TRIXIE: OK clap for this bitch or she leaves the stage now.

[CROWD CHEERS]

WOMAN: [INAUDIBLE]. TRIXIE: Oh, you're amazing.

Listen, Bebe has a ...

Listen, Bebe, you have to go beat the shit outta her

and steal her gig now, OK.

Not that we promote violence here.

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world

# Don't punch Bebe, I was just kidding

[LAUGHS]

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world

# When you walk the street steppin' to the beat

# Hey kitty girl

# Get your twirl

# In the disco heat you're the boogie body rockin' queen

# Hey kitty girl

# It's your world

# When you walk to the street steppin' to the beat

# Hey kitty girl

# Get your twirl

# In the disco heat you're the boogie body rockin' queen #

[BACKGROUND CHATTER]

ANNOUNCER: Los Angeles! The time has come.

Are you ready?

[FOLK GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS]

TRIXIE: Are you looking at my wiener?

What are you laughing about?

How's it going Los Angeles?

Leave it to us to be like, let's just wrap it in Scotch tape.

MAN: OK that works. Now, side.

[SOUND OF STREET TRAFFIC]

MAN: Oh, well turnt.

MAN: Live Nation just gave us a bottle of DP!

Ooohhhh!

BRANDON: I love DP...ask anybody. TRIXIE: Don Perig-non. [CROSSTALKING]

MAN: Oh my god. FENA: You remember Sandra Bernhard.

[LAUGHTER]

KATYA: Dimi, why you do this to me? [LAUGHTER]

[CROSSTALKING]

MAN: We're sitting here talking, I didn't even recognize

you were sitting there.

How ya' doin'? All good?

Wonderful.

KATYA: Good. Just not doing meth.

MAN: Good. Same.

[TRIXIE CACKLES] [LAUGHTER]

MAN: I was at excuse point. [LAUGHTER]

KATYA: She's having a seizure. TRIXIE: She's this far...

If she had a platform on, she could touch.

TRIXIE: This one. [TRIXIE CACKLES]

TRIXIE: You know what I mean?

MAN: 15 minutes Trixie... TRIXIE: Thanks.

MAN: ..15 minutes. I'll see you on the deck.

TRIXIE: Now when you get out there, they might laugh when you tell a joke.

KATYA: You gotta give 'em space.

You gotta give 'em space to laugh and enjoy.

You gotta pause... TRIXIE: That is him.

KATYA: ..and then work into the next joke.

TRIXIE: That is him. KATYA: But if you don't pause, they won't hear it.

MAN: That was your cue to take her up

is the moment I start talking.

Los Angeles, the time has come... TRIXIE: [SINGING] Mama don't make me

put on the dress... MAN: .. Are you ready?

Good luck, kid. Nail it.

You'll own this.

[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS] TRIXIE: I love you.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to Now with Moving Parts.

Tonight, you can take all the pics you want all night long.

However, please do not take any video during tonight's performance.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the skinny legend, Trixie Mattel!

[TRIXIE SINGS KEEP ON THE SUNNY SIDE BY THE CARTER FAMILY]

# There's a dark and a troubled side of life

# There's a bright and a sunny side too

# Though we meet with the trouble and strife

# The sunny side we also may view

# Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side

# Keep on the sunny side of life

# It will help us every day, it will brighten up the way

# If we keep on the sunny side of life

# Well the storm and the fury broke today

# Crushing hopes that we cherished so near

# Clouds and storms will in time pass away

# Sun will always shine bright and clear

#Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side

# Keep on the sunny side of life

# It will help us every day, it will brighten all our way

# If we keep on the sunny side of life

# Let us greet with a song of hope each day

# Though the moments be cloudy or fair

# Let us trust in our Saviour always

# And keeps everyone in His care

# Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side

# Keep on the sunny side of life

# It will help us every day, it will brighten all our way

# If we keep on the sunny side of life

# Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side

# Keep on the sunny side of life

# It will help us every day, it will brighten all our way

# If we keep on the sunny side of life

# If we keep on the sunny side of life #