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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:58,150 You don't have to come if you don't want to. 2 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:02,240 I want to, but I have a million things to do first. 3 00:02:09,870 --> 00:02:11,210 Mom, what's this? 4 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:14,750 - Peanut butter. - Peanut butter and what? 5 00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:16,550 Peanut butter and jelly. 6 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:19,050 What kind of jelly? 7 00:02:19,510 --> 00:02:20,720 Zucchini jelly. 8 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,330 Five, six, seven! 9 00:03:16,190 --> 00:03:17,270 How we doing? 10 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,780 We're doing fine, Walter. 11 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,320 I wish we could afford to keep you full time. 12 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:25,820 So do I, especially now. 13 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:29,290 Hmm. Ls the divorce final yet? 14 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,830 - Yes, today. Thank you. - Hmm. 15 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,710 Let's put our heads together and maybe we can work something out. 16 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:48,640 All right. 17 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,850 Uh, horns up. 18 00:03:51,350 --> 00:03:54,230 One, two, three, four... 19 00:03:54,650 --> 00:03:56,650 five, six, seven. 20 00:03:57,150 --> 00:04:03,320 O beautiful for spacious skies{\i}. 21 00:04:03,490 --> 00:04:09,490 For amber waves of grain{\i}. 22 00:04:09,660 --> 00:04:15,670 For purple mountain majesties{\i}. 23 00:04:15,830 --> 00:04:21,340 Above the fruited plain!{\i}. 24 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:28,600 America! America!{\i}. 25 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:34,850 God shed his grace on thee{\i}. 26 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:41,320 And crown thy good with brotherhood{\i}. 27 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:48,200 From sea to shining sea!{\i}. 28 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:55,160 Well, wonderful. Thank you very much, Felicia. 29 00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:59,210 We appreciate your taking the time to be here with us today. 30 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:03,050 Ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for our most prominent selectman... 31 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:07,550 or select woman or select person, Felicia Alden. 32 00:05:10,350 --> 00:05:12,560 Thank you, children and Mrs. Spofford. 33 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:15,850 I can see we have our work cut out for us. 34 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,450 In these days of disintegrating values... 35 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:29,950 and lost mores... 36 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:33,040 when our children are exposed daily... 37 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:38,250 to the hazards of divorce, separation and families torn asunder... 38 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,840 it's comforting to think back to the days... 39 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,210 when a family like the Lenoxes strove together. 40 00:05:45,380 --> 00:05:49,220 Those values, embodied in a man like Major Lenox... 41 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:53,310 They were men who labored all their lives... 42 00:05:53,510 --> 00:05:57,930 so their children would be well-fed and clothed and educated. 43 00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:00,980 The families endured great hardship... 44 00:06:04,070 --> 00:06:06,150 yet kept their honor... 45 00:06:06,490 --> 00:06:09,320 their dignity and their faith in God. 46 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:15,620 We are the same people; The same body, the soul... 47 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:19,660 the hands and the feet of our fathers... 48 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,170 fighting the wars of modern vice. 49 00:06:23,670 --> 00:06:26,670 What was it that tied these people together? 50 00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:29,170 What was it that made them... 51 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:33,390 not a loose gathering of individuals, but a single bond? 52 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:39,060 That bond that held them together, as it holds us together today. 53 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,150 That bond that has stood every test... 54 00:06:42,810 --> 00:06:45,190 is found deep in our consciousness. 55 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:48,030 An abiding love of liberty. 56 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,410 For love of liberty, our forbearers... 57 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:56,200 colonies few in number and with little to defend themselves... 58 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:59,410 fought the war for independence... 59 00:06:59,910 --> 00:07:03,330 what was then the world's most powerful empire. 60 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:05,920 For love of liberty... 61 00:07:06,090 --> 00:07:09,170 those who came before us tamed a vast wilderness... 62 00:07:09,340 --> 00:07:11,170 and braved hardships... 63 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:16,350 Tamed a vast wilderness and braved hardships... 64 00:07:16,510 --> 00:07:19,390 which at times were beyond the limit... 65 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:28,400 Braved hardships, which at times were beyond the limit of human endurance. 66 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,790 Come on. Go with your mom. Go on. 67 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:50,760 Liberty must not be taken for granted. We thank God for our blessings... 68 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,620 Oh, hi, come on in. Janey, come on! 69 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:29,340 Do you believe it's raining? 70 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,630 Duh, no. 71 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,420 I mean, since this morning. 72 00:08:32,590 --> 00:08:33,920 At least it shut Walter up. 73 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:36,800 The same boring, sanctimonious speech. 74 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:42,270 I thought he'd go on forever. I was praying for something to happen. 75 00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:45,440 - I was thinking the same thing. - You were? 76 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:50,320 I was thinking we're all wet and how nice it would be to just leave. 77 00:08:50,610 --> 00:08:52,110 - Were you really? - Yeah. 78 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:54,280 And then it rained. 79 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:57,780 He's a liar and a lech and he deserved it. 80 00:08:57,990 --> 00:08:59,570 No, I'm not talking about Walter. 81 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,700 Don't you think it's strange that we were... 82 00:09:01,870 --> 00:09:04,960 We were thinking the same thing at the same time? So what? 83 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,170 It won't get us on David Letterman. 84 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,130 - I know, I... - Let's just have a drink. 85 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:12,170 Good idea, Janey, party-baby! 86 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,850 You know, he made a pass at me last week too. 87 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:32,520 - Walter? Oh, please. - I can't even stand to think about it. 88 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:34,820 Be prepared. He does not give up easily. 89 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:39,320 It was broad daylight and his wife was standing ten feet away! 90 00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:40,570 Poor woman. 91 00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:45,160 Poor woman, my ass. Why does she put up with it? The man is a Nazi. 92 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,500 Do you think they still... you know? 93 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:50,830 Yes. 94 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:54,340 I hope his dick is bigger than his I .Q. 95 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:57,220 Once a week. He told me. He told you. 96 00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:00,180 Otherwise she starts throwing things. 97 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:02,890 At least someone's getting something once a week. 98 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,430 Yes, heartburn. 99 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:08,850 Mm. I keep forgetting how many calories are in these. 100 00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:10,190 Two minutes on the lips, 101 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:12,020 Forever on the love handles. 102 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,360 Ooh. And congratulations. 103 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:24,200 Oh, God, I forgot. Your divorce. 104 00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:26,750 As of today, I'm a free woman. 105 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,660 - Join the club. - Thanks. 106 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:33,380 Heh. Here I go again. 107 00:10:34,630 --> 00:10:37,550 It's over, honey. You'll be okay. 108 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,590 It's a beginning, not an ending. Right, Alex? 109 00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:43,510 Besides, we still have each other. 110 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,760 Have some more martooni. 111 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,310 - Did you bring the cards? - Was I supposed to? 112 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,770 - I have them. - Okay, come on ladies, let's do it! Whoo! 113 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,980 I feel like I'm being unfaithful... 114 00:10:58,150 --> 00:11:00,610 even if I just think about it. 115 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:05,580 Sukie, Monty deserted you and left you with five kids. 116 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:07,490 - Six. - Don't start, Alex. 117 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:10,870 Her husband left because she had too many kids. 118 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,330 - That's his problem. - You're oversimplifying. 119 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:17,380 - Yours left because you can't have any. - You are definitely oversimplifying. 120 00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:19,130 That's not the point. 121 00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:21,510 What I'm saying is that it's not your fault. 122 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,970 That doesn't matter. It's just not that easy. 123 00:11:25,140 --> 00:11:27,890 We're too young to lock it up and throw away the key. 124 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:29,520 It's not natural. 125 00:11:30,180 --> 00:11:32,310 What are we doing with ourselves? 126 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,480 Look, Ozzie's dead. I loved him. He's dead. 127 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:39,690 So I spend Thursday nights with you two the rest of my life? 128 00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:43,530 I like our Thursdays. It's the only time I can relax. 129 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:47,490 Quilting, macramé. What did we do last Thursday night? 130 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,290 Chinese aphrodisiac cooking. 131 00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:52,710 Fabulous. Stimulating. We're not relaxing, we're hiding. 132 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,790 - What from? - Walter Neff. 133 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,130 Fuck Walter Neff. I'm not talking about him. 134 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,840 All right, who should we be looking for? 135 00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:07,640 Somebody nice. Somebody you could like. 136 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,140 Somebody with a brain. Somebody you could talk to. 137 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:12,560 Somebody you could be yourself with. 138 00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:18,980 Someone to watch over me{\i}. 139 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:21,780 All right, I've had it with you two. 140 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,160 He would have to be from out of town. 141 00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:31,830 Especially considering what's in town. 142 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,870 A stranger. That would be interesting. 143 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:38,880 A tall, dark prince traveling under a curse. 144 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,750 In Eastwick? 145 00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:42,760 Romantic. 146 00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:46,050 A foreign prince on a big, black horse. 147 00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:53,270 All right, no, no, no. If we're going to have it... 148 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,850 let's have it all. 149 00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:09,160 He should be really handsome. 150 00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:10,870 Not too handsome. 151 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,370 Nice eyes. 152 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,000 Nice ass. 153 00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:28,430 Huge. 154 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,350 I prefer small. 155 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,220 Aesthetically, I prefer small. 156 00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:38,310 Sam was huge and there were times when I could not face it. 157 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,860 I'm in the middle myself. 158 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,690 But who cares? As long as it works, it's in. 159 00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:45,570 - It's in. - Okay. 160 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:14,930 It's a nice thought, but wishing for it won't make it happen. 161 00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:20,350 Men are not the answer to everything. 162 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,650 So why do we always end up talking about them? 163 00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:59,180 I said, some man bought the Lenox mansion. 164 00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:03,190 Did you hear me? 165 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,190 Yeah. Who is he?{\i}. 166 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,400 He's from New York, no wife, no family. 167 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:12,530 He told the realtors he needed room for his pianos. 168 00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:15,120 Apparently, he has a lot of pianos. 169 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:17,910 How many pianos can one guy have? 170 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,870 Don't you think it's kind of strange and funny? 171 00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:23,830 What's his name?{\i}. 172 00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:27,050 You know, that's strange too. 173 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,630 What's strange about his name?{\i}. 174 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:34,180 They told me his name for the column and I forgot it. 175 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,260 So I called back and it's gone again. 176 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,060 It's not like me to forget a name. 177 00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:43,100 It's the big news of the day...{\i} 178 00:15:43,270 --> 00:15:47,320 considering the history of the place.{\i} I wonder if he knows.{\i}. 179 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,730 I don't know.{\i}. 180 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,070 Is that Clyde and Felicia? 181 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:58,830 Yeah. Clyde? I'll call you back, okay? 182 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:03,580 I have this culinary piece. Hi, Felicia. 183 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,960 "Cheeseburger pie"? Is your column finished? 184 00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:12,090 Here's the track meet, births and deaths, the senior citizens' news. 185 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:16,970 The toxic waste article should be done this afternoon. 186 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:18,550 This pie looks good. 187 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,350 Did you hear someone bought the Lenox mansion? 188 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:39,080 That house is landmark building. They have no right to sell it. 189 00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:41,790 I can't do anything about that. 190 00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:44,120 No. 191 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:45,920 You're too busy... 192 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:51,090 reporting on the horse trough and Herbie Prescott's trip to Bermuda. 193 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:56,800 What's going to happen to those birds now? Tell me that. 194 00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:58,140 What birds? 195 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,010 The snowy egrets. 196 00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:01,760 Where will they nest? 197 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:03,470 I don't know. 198 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,270 Exactly. 199 00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:09,650 Felicia, what's the matter? 200 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,900 Honey. It's only a house. Why are you so upset? 201 00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:16,650 I have a feeling. 202 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:19,030 The most terrible feeling. 203 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:22,660 Something is happening. Something evil. 204 00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:33,460 I'm just glad they're selling. I was afraid that... 205 00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:36,590 They're not selling, they sold. Just like that. 206 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,970 I don't understand. 207 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:42,640 You know I adore the little creatures. So unreal, and yet the detail. 208 00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:47,810 Little fingers and toes, little pudenda making a bump. So sweet. 209 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,650 But nobody's even looked at them sideways in months. 210 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,570 Then this morning... 211 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:57,610 this man appeared out of absolutely nowhere. 212 00:17:57,780 --> 00:18:02,240 So charming. Not really handsome, but... riveting. 213 00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:05,950 That's it. I was riveted. I looked into his eyes... 214 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:09,960 and had thoughts I hadn't entertained since World War I I. 215 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:13,420 I think I actually blushed. Can you imagine? 216 00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:16,210 No, I mean, yeah. So he bought one? 217 00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:19,010 He bought all of them. Every single one. 218 00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:20,800 So who was he? A tourist? 219 00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:24,510 No, he just bought the Lenox house. He's moving in. 220 00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,140 Do you remember his name? 221 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:29,520 Of course. His name is... 222 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,020 He told me. 223 00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:37,530 I wrote it down, even. 224 00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:39,700 It was... 225 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,610 foreign. 226 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:44,530 It sounded... 227 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:49,370 It's right on the tip of my tongue, but I can't... 228 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:53,710 Oh. 229 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,710 Isn't that diabolical? 230 00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:50,770 What is that noise? 231 00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:54,770 I don't know. 232 00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:18,710 Outrageous! 233 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:51,410 Brava! 234 00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:58,250 Bravis! 235 00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:09,350 He bought all of them? 236 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:12,350 - And now he's here. - Making goo-goo eyes at Jane. 237 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,930 And the interview too. How weird. 238 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:19,060 Didn't I tell you? Oh, it was after we talked. 239 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,530 The paper called him and asked to interview him... 240 00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:25,950 About the house renovation and all. 241 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:29,200 He said he'd love to be interviewed and asked for me. 242 00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:30,410 Why? 243 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:33,330 I don't know, I mean he wants me to do the interview. 244 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:36,080 - Who is he? - He must have a name. 245 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:37,870 I just can't remember it. 246 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:39,920 Why would he ask for you? 247 00:21:40,290 --> 00:21:44,630 Because I'm good at it. You act like I'm so stupid. 248 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,050 He was in my shop. 249 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:50,590 You're not stupid. But how does he know who Sukie Ridgemont is? 250 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,930 I don't know. 251 00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:54,770 He bought the Lenox estate just like that. 252 00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:58,310 - From New York. - He has some kind of a foreign name. 253 00:21:58,730 --> 00:22:01,520 Van something or other. 254 00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:07,900 Oh, there you are. How sweet. 255 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:11,070 They're from him. With a personal note. 256 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:15,120 - Just the initial "D." - Yeah, it starts with "D." 257 00:22:15,410 --> 00:22:19,080 - David? - No. It has an "R" in it. 258 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,580 Doberman? 259 00:22:20,830 --> 00:22:22,080 - Drake? - Darren. 260 00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:25,840 It's "D" something, "R" something, "L." Daryl! 261 00:22:29,090 --> 00:22:30,550 - Van Horne. - Yes! 262 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,430 - Daryl Van Horne. - Daryl Van Horne? 263 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,260 What kind of name is that? 264 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,230 Felicia! 265 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,740 Sweetheart? 266 00:22:57,700 --> 00:22:59,370 Oh, Clyde, honey. 267 00:23:00,790 --> 00:23:02,790 I think I broke my leg. 268 00:23:55,510 --> 00:23:57,180 Looking for me? 269 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:04,190 Are you looking for me? Or is this just a happy coincidence? 270 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,020 - Actually, I was... - Just looking. 271 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,530 Well, too bad. 272 00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:13,240 Have you seen any snowy egrets out here? 273 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,870 - No. - Neither have I. 274 00:24:16,070 --> 00:24:21,200 Not that I'd know a snowy egret if I was pissing on one. You want some lunch? 275 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:24,710 I think it's a little late in the season. 276 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:27,630 For lunch? 277 00:24:27,790 --> 00:24:29,250 No, pissing on birds. 278 00:24:34,970 --> 00:24:36,550 Daryl Van Horne. 279 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,050 Alexandra Medford. 280 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,220 The local sculptress. The one who makes... 281 00:24:41,390 --> 00:24:43,230 the little booby dolls. 282 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,100 They're just little... 283 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,060 Little, yes, but potent. Full of juice. 284 00:24:49,980 --> 00:24:53,570 Potent. You can feel it when you pick them up. 285 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:55,740 I sent a couple to New York. 286 00:24:55,910 --> 00:24:59,490 I have a friend down there. Terrific fellow. 287 00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:03,080 He has a gallery. I wanted to hear his opinion. 288 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:06,370 Of course the scale is wrong. Get bigger. 289 00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:10,170 Let yourself go. Get some size into it. 290 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,670 Do you like fish? We're having fish for lunch. 291 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,950 Interesting, huh? 292 00:25:36,490 --> 00:25:37,660 Oh, yes. 293 00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:39,620 Fidel, that's his name. 294 00:25:39,950 --> 00:25:42,790 Women love him. They're crazy about him. 295 00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:45,790 He has a big schlong. 296 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,370 Huge. 297 00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:51,130 Well, there you are. Scale again. Size. 298 00:25:51,290 --> 00:25:53,880 Who knows, maybe it's a masculine thing. 299 00:25:54,050 --> 00:25:59,680 They say women don't care. I'm in the middle myself. How about you? 300 00:26:00,050 --> 00:26:01,640 How about me, what? 301 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:05,140 See, women are in touch with different things. 302 00:26:05,390 --> 00:26:10,230 That's my opinion. It's not a fashionable one right now, but fuck it! 303 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:15,230 I see men running around, putting their dicks... 304 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,200 into everything, trying to make something happen. 305 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:22,370 But it's women who are the source, the only power. 306 00:26:22,870 --> 00:26:25,490 Nature. Birth. Rebirth. 307 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:27,960 Cliché. Cliché. 308 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,120 Sure. But true. 309 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,840 Why are you telling me this? 310 00:26:34,090 --> 00:26:37,210 You're an honest woman. I'm being honest with you. 311 00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:40,720 I like women. I admire them. 312 00:26:41,010 --> 00:26:45,350 But if you want me to treat you like a dumb twit, I will. 313 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,810 But what for? You have brains, Alex. 314 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:53,440 More than brains. But you don't know it. Most women don't. 315 00:26:53,690 --> 00:26:54,980 Are you married? 316 00:26:55,190 --> 00:26:56,360 Good question! 317 00:26:56,530 --> 00:26:59,110 You see? Brains. 318 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:02,360 The answer is no. I don't believe in it. 319 00:27:02,530 --> 00:27:05,200 Good for the man. Lousy for the woman. 320 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:11,000 She dies. She suffocates. I've seen it. Then the husband... 321 00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:14,040 complains to everyone that he's fucking a dead person. 322 00:27:14,210 --> 00:27:15,590 And he's the one who killed her. 323 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,880 - Where is your husband? - Dead. 324 00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:24,390 Sorry, but you're one of the lucky ones. 325 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,890 When a woman unloads a husband or a husband unloads a woman... 326 00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:33,560 however it happens... the three Ds. 327 00:27:33,730 --> 00:27:38,230 When that happens, a woman blooms. She blossoms. 328 00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:42,070 Like flowers. Like fruit. 329 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,570 She is ripe. 330 00:27:44,570 --> 00:27:46,910 That's the woman for me. 331 00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:57,090 Would you like to see my house? 332 00:27:58,300 --> 00:27:59,800 Yes. 333 00:28:01,090 --> 00:28:03,260 In case anybody ever... 334 00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:05,590 needed any exercise... 335 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:09,850 the pool is right over there, past the piano... 336 00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:12,430 where the ballroom used to be. 337 00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:15,270 Interesting word, "ballroom." 338 00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:16,940 It's one of my favorites. 339 00:28:17,110 --> 00:28:19,110 Over there is... 340 00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:22,360 my study. 341 00:28:24,740 --> 00:28:26,120 Oh. 342 00:28:26,950 --> 00:28:29,620 - This is my bedroom. - Yes, it is. 343 00:28:29,870 --> 00:28:32,370 The Borgias once owned the bed. 344 00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:37,960 Of course, you have to pay for it with your soul, but... 345 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:41,300 what the hell, I deserve a little luxury. 346 00:28:41,630 --> 00:28:43,880 You have to take care of yourself. 347 00:28:44,050 --> 00:28:46,760 No one will do that for you, will they? 348 00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:48,640 Hmm? 349 00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:56,730 Ha. Ha-ha. What do you think you're doing? 350 00:28:58,310 --> 00:29:02,820 Being as direct with you as I know how. I thought you'd appreciate it. 351 00:29:05,070 --> 00:29:08,740 I always like a little pussy after lunch. What do you say? 352 00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:12,830 - Hmm? - Are you trying to seduce me? 353 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,830 I wouldn't dream of seducing you, Alexandra. 354 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,330 I wouldn't insult your intelligence... 355 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:22,670 with anything as trivial as seduction. 356 00:29:23,340 --> 00:29:27,380 But, I would love to fuck you. 357 00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:35,390 I have to admit that I appreciate your directness, Daryl. 358 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,020 I will try to be as direct... 359 00:29:37,190 --> 00:29:39,560 and honest with you as I possibly can be. 360 00:29:39,730 --> 00:29:41,770 I think... 361 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:46,950 No, I am positive that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met... 362 00:29:47,110 --> 00:29:48,910 in my entire life. 363 00:29:49,070 --> 00:29:53,990 This afternoon, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic... 364 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,080 of the male personality and even added some new ones. 365 00:29:57,250 --> 00:30:00,500 You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded... 366 00:30:00,790 --> 00:30:05,630 morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid. 367 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,090 You have no taste, no sense of humor and you smell. 368 00:30:09,550 --> 00:30:13,100 You're not even interesting enough to make me sick. 369 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:18,390 Um... Would you like to be on top or the bottom? 370 00:30:20,230 --> 00:30:23,570 Goodbye, Daryl, and thank you for a lovely lunch. 371 00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:26,740 If that's the way you feel about it... 372 00:30:27,070 --> 00:30:29,450 that's the way you feel about it. 373 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,820 Is that the way you feel about it? 374 00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:39,620 Who are you? 375 00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:42,840 Just your... 376 00:30:43,090 --> 00:30:45,920 average horny little devil. 377 00:30:47,090 --> 00:30:48,630 I have to get home. 378 00:30:49,260 --> 00:30:51,720 What have you got to go home to? 379 00:30:51,890 --> 00:30:54,350 There isn't anybody there, is there? 380 00:30:54,930 --> 00:30:56,930 The kid will take care of herself. 381 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,600 She'll eat and fall asleep on the bed doing homework. 382 00:31:01,940 --> 00:31:03,610 I promise. 383 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,280 And housecleaning? 384 00:31:06,610 --> 00:31:10,280 You clean up the dirt, there's just more dirt tomorrow. 385 00:31:10,610 --> 00:31:13,910 Make the beds, they just have to be made tomorrow. 386 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,490 Wash the dishes. There's more to wash tomorrow. 387 00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:19,660 - I have to make... - Make dinner? 388 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,620 It just gets eaten. 389 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,790 You've done your best, Alex. 390 00:31:24,130 --> 00:31:27,880 You've done the wife bit, the motherhood bit. 391 00:31:28,050 --> 00:31:31,470 The car pools, the vegetable garden... 392 00:31:31,630 --> 00:31:34,800 the needlepoint, the macramé potholders... 393 00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:37,970 a cup of coffee with a neighbor in the morning... 394 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:42,480 a couple of drinks, a couple of pills... 395 00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:45,400 a little psychoanalysis... 396 00:31:46,650 --> 00:31:48,320 Where are you now, Alex? 397 00:31:48,650 --> 00:31:51,280 Exactly where I want to be and I'm doing fine. 398 00:31:51,450 --> 00:31:56,660 Pretending to be somebody else? To be half of what you are? 399 00:31:56,830 --> 00:31:59,330 How long can you last like that? 400 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,540 The world keeps growing, and you feed it. 401 00:32:03,710 --> 00:32:05,830 But it doesn't feed you, does it? 402 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,840 It washes through you, down the drain, wasted. 403 00:32:10,050 --> 00:32:12,720 A woman is a hole, isn't that what they say? 404 00:32:13,010 --> 00:32:16,510 All the futility of the world pouring into her. 405 00:32:17,140 --> 00:32:18,510 Hmm? 406 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,850 How much can you take, Alex? How much can you take... 407 00:32:24,350 --> 00:32:26,020 before you snap? 408 00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:31,530 Lying on your bed, looking at the ceiling... 409 00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:33,700 waiting for something to happen. 410 00:32:33,860 --> 00:32:38,450 And knowing all the time that you were meant for something better. 411 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,660 Feeling it. 412 00:32:40,830 --> 00:32:42,450 Wanting it. 413 00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:45,460 Use me, Alex. 414 00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:47,880 Use me. 415 00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:50,710 Fill me up. I can take it. 416 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,010 Make it happen. Don't wait. 417 00:32:54,550 --> 00:32:56,390 Time is the killer. 418 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,720 Make it happen. 419 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,560 Do it, Alex. 420 00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:03,560 Do it now. 421 00:33:58,910 --> 00:34:00,530 You know... 422 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,120 You sit there in that... 423 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,710 pathetic excuse of an office... 424 00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:11,290 reporting gossip... 425 00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:17,420 while under your very nose... 426 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,630 evil... 427 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,800 is doing its worst. 428 00:34:27,310 --> 00:34:29,140 You have no spine, Clyde. 429 00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:33,230 Not one ounce... 430 00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:35,150 of morality. 431 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,650 Christ! 432 00:34:38,150 --> 00:34:40,160 Even common sense. 433 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,200 Nuclear holocaust. 434 00:34:44,490 --> 00:34:45,830 Murder. 435 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,290 Rape. Apartheid! 436 00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:52,330 Why, these words mean nothing to you. 437 00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:56,340 It's just a local newspaper. 438 00:34:56,670 --> 00:34:58,470 It is local turpitude. 439 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:02,680 You are a failure, Clyde! You should be strung up... 440 00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:06,100 along with that son of a bitch who bought that house! 441 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,850 Call the nurse! 442 00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:21,030 I am in pain! 443 00:35:21,530 --> 00:35:24,370 - Then take the pill. - I don't want to. 444 00:35:24,530 --> 00:35:27,040 I'm not going to force it on you. 445 00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:30,250 Is it Alzheimer's? 446 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:34,880 No. It's the bone marrow. When a bone breaks... 447 00:35:35,210 --> 00:35:39,710 bits of fat get in the bloodstream and the blood vessels of the brain. 448 00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:41,630 It affects the behavior. 449 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:46,140 She's hysterical. She says things that I don't know where they're coming from. 450 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,680 It's bone marrow? 451 00:35:47,850 --> 00:35:52,230 Yes. She'll be very upset. She'll say terrible things. 452 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,560 She may even be paranoid. 453 00:35:54,730 --> 00:35:58,110 It is perfectly normal. It will pass. 454 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:18,250 What's happening to me, Clyde? 455 00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:20,210 It's all right, sweetheart. 456 00:36:23,590 --> 00:36:26,760 I open my mouth and the strangest things come out. 457 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:33,730 You've had a hard time and you're tired. Try to sleep. 458 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,450 Something is inside me, Clyde. 459 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,500 Something is crawling inside me. 460 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,250 I can feel it. 461 00:36:58,460 --> 00:36:59,790 Something evil. 462 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,800 It's almost here. 463 00:37:04,010 --> 00:37:05,090 Hi. 464 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:07,720 You! 465 00:37:08,140 --> 00:37:09,640 In there! 466 00:38:06,530 --> 00:38:07,950 Jane. 467 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,860 At last we meet. 468 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:12,370 Daryl Van Horne. 469 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,170 Cream and sugar? 470 00:38:26,380 --> 00:38:27,670 Sugar. 471 00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:30,720 - One lump or two? - Four. 472 00:38:31,550 --> 00:38:33,890 - Sweet tooth. - Sweet everything. 473 00:38:34,060 --> 00:38:38,230 I'm a sugar junkie. Sugar, chocolate, Coca-Cola... 474 00:38:38,890 --> 00:38:42,730 Uncontrollable appetite. In every department. 475 00:38:45,070 --> 00:38:46,860 That's not good for you. 476 00:38:51,570 --> 00:38:53,240 It doesn't bother me. 477 00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:57,080 I have a supernatural constitution. It's genetic. 478 00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,540 I don't hold on this health consciousness shit. 479 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,380 Pardon the language. 480 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:04,340 I see guys, 60... 481 00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:06,920 70, breaking their balls... 482 00:39:07,590 --> 00:39:09,920 to stay fit. What for? 483 00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:13,220 When I die, I want to be sick, not healthy. 484 00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:16,930 I suppose that's one way of looking at it. 485 00:39:17,930 --> 00:39:19,430 Oh. 486 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:21,390 Do I make you nervous? 487 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,810 Yes, you do. 488 00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:25,770 I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that. 489 00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:28,780 Truth is best. 490 00:39:29,610 --> 00:39:31,450 Yes, that's so true. 491 00:39:43,630 --> 00:39:45,630 So what brings you to Eastwick? 492 00:39:46,590 --> 00:39:47,880 Ah. 493 00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:50,800 We're going to have a polite conversation. 494 00:39:51,090 --> 00:39:52,260 I'm sorry. 495 00:39:52,470 --> 00:39:54,090 No, I don't mind. 496 00:39:54,260 --> 00:39:57,930 I came to Eastwick because I was drawn here. 497 00:39:58,970 --> 00:40:01,640 I needed a place to settle down and... 498 00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:04,600 I liked the house. 499 00:40:05,650 --> 00:40:07,110 It has a history. 500 00:40:08,150 --> 00:40:09,480 Rubbish. 501 00:40:09,650 --> 00:40:11,320 No, it's true. 502 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,160 They say they used to burn witches there. 503 00:40:16,490 --> 00:40:18,330 Hocus-pocus. 504 00:40:18,830 --> 00:40:21,160 The entire witchcraft scare... 505 00:40:21,330 --> 00:40:26,130 as far back as the 14th century, was started by the medical profession. 506 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:27,920 That's right. 507 00:40:28,090 --> 00:40:31,760 They were trying to get midwives out of the child-birthing business. 508 00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:36,680 That's what most of the women they burned were. Midwives. 509 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:38,470 Is that true? 510 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,180 You better believe it. 511 00:40:41,350 --> 00:40:45,690 Just another example of male-dominated professional society... 512 00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:50,190 exploiting females for their own selfish purposes. 513 00:40:51,030 --> 00:40:53,650 Men are such cocksuckers, aren't they? 514 00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:59,700 You don't have to answer that. It's true. 515 00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:02,580 Their dicks get limp... 516 00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:05,790 when confronted by a powerful woman, so what do they do? 517 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,880 Call them witches. Burn them, torture them... 518 00:41:09,210 --> 00:41:12,710 until every woman is afraid. Afraid of herself... 519 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,720 afraid of men. 520 00:41:16,050 --> 00:41:17,890 And all for what? 521 00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:21,560 Fear of losing their hard-on. 522 00:41:26,060 --> 00:41:27,810 Let's play some music. 523 00:41:39,950 --> 00:41:41,370 Mm. 524 00:42:05,270 --> 00:42:07,270 You play beautifully. 525 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,270 Nothing compared to you. 526 00:42:10,610 --> 00:42:12,440 You're an artist. 527 00:42:12,610 --> 00:42:13,940 Intonation. 528 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,610 Vibrato. Stretch. 529 00:42:17,110 --> 00:42:20,110 You think I'm crazy, but I know music. 530 00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:23,410 It's the one thing that makes me humble. 531 00:42:23,950 --> 00:42:27,080 Not prissy? Our leader says my intonation is prissy. 532 00:42:27,250 --> 00:42:29,210 You have precision. 533 00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:35,130 Precision is not prissy. Precision is the foundation of passion. 534 00:42:35,630 --> 00:42:38,970 Passion without precision? Chaos. 535 00:42:39,260 --> 00:42:43,100 Look at your thumb. Your sublime thumb position. 536 00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:45,640 You really keep the pressure on. 537 00:42:45,810 --> 00:42:48,140 Most men can't, but you... 538 00:42:48,730 --> 00:42:51,560 You have the most beautiful callus. 539 00:42:52,650 --> 00:42:54,320 This hand. 540 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:59,490 This is your failure. Your bowing sucks. 541 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:02,990 My bowing? Why? 542 00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:09,960 Your spiccato sounds like marcato. Your legato like détaché. 543 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:14,670 You kill the passion. Let it go. Why are you holding back? 544 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,460 These aren't just notes you're playing... 545 00:43:17,670 --> 00:43:20,510 they're phrases. Human outcries. 546 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,510 I understand that! And I practice! 547 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,140 I practice until my fingers bleed! 548 00:43:27,180 --> 00:43:28,810 I know. 549 00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:32,190 It's the sixteenth notes in the allegro. I can't do it! 550 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,020 Yes, you can. 551 00:43:35,190 --> 00:43:36,820 It's no good. 552 00:43:40,530 --> 00:43:42,030 I don't have it. 553 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,530 I can't do it. 554 00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:46,700 - Yes, you can. - No, I can't, I can't. 555 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,370 Trust me. 556 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:55,670 Trust me. 557 00:44:07,890 --> 00:44:08,390 Try. 558 00:44:13,060 --> 00:44:14,690 Let it go. Don't be afraid. 559 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:17,820 You have great passion in you. Let it out. 560 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,230 I can take it. 561 00:44:20,570 --> 00:44:22,070 I want it. 562 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:31,620 Yes. 563 00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,590 Yes, that's it. 564 00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:45,090 Relax. Just breathe into it. 565 00:44:45,430 --> 00:44:48,430 Don't tighten up. That's it. 566 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,390 Feel it. Hold it. Love it. 567 00:44:51,770 --> 00:44:53,270 That's it, yes. 568 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,060 Yes, that's right. Now! 569 00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:06,070 That's right. Do you feel that? 570 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,990 Let it wash over you. Let it tickle you. 571 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:27,950 Did you miss me? 572 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,110 - Yes. - Good. I missed you too. 573 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,870 - Like my new top? - Yeah, it's cute. 574 00:46:32,030 --> 00:46:33,990 Do you want to listen to some tapes? 575 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:38,870 Alex! Yoo-hoo. 576 00:46:39,210 --> 00:46:40,880 I'm out here! 577 00:46:43,210 --> 00:46:44,750 - Let's go. - What is that? 578 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:49,050 We're going to be late. Carol, the number is on the fridge! 579 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:52,890 - But you're not dressed. - I'm not naked. 580 00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:57,350 - I don't believe it! - Neither do I! 581 00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,730 But I swear to God, I couldn't walk for two days. 582 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,190 His penis is amazing. It bends the wrong way. 583 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,440 The wrong...? Wait a minute! 584 00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:09,570 It bends like that! 585 00:47:09,860 --> 00:47:12,200 - You're terrible. - No, I'm fabulous. 586 00:47:13,410 --> 00:47:15,620 But just because you went to bed with him... 587 00:47:15,790 --> 00:47:18,910 No, it's not just that! It's like he knows me. 588 00:47:19,210 --> 00:47:23,210 He knows everything! I can't wait for you to meet him. 589 00:47:23,420 --> 00:47:27,260 And I can't wait for Jane to meet him! Jane will love him! 590 00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:35,640 Jane? 591 00:47:35,890 --> 00:47:37,060 Is that you? 592 00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:40,060 Sukie. Alexandra. 593 00:47:40,770 --> 00:47:42,940 Did you come to fix the plumbing? 594 00:47:43,230 --> 00:47:46,480 I didn't have time to change. What's your excuse? 595 00:47:46,650 --> 00:47:48,650 I don't need any. I was invited. 596 00:47:48,820 --> 00:47:49,940 So was I. 597 00:47:50,110 --> 00:47:51,450 Hello! 598 00:47:51,610 --> 00:47:53,610 Mm. Darling! 599 00:47:53,780 --> 00:47:54,910 There you are. 600 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,620 - Are we late? - Not at all. 601 00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:58,290 Weren't we playing singles? 602 00:47:58,450 --> 00:48:00,540 - You don't play tennis. - I do now. 603 00:48:00,710 --> 00:48:03,790 Sukie. At last we meet. 604 00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:06,540 Hi. Hello. How are you? 605 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,460 Let me... 606 00:48:09,130 --> 00:48:11,800 look at those eyes of yours. 607 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,800 You are a fertile creature, aren't you? 608 00:48:16,140 --> 00:48:17,310 Thank you, I think. 609 00:48:17,470 --> 00:48:21,140 I'm reading that rag of a newspaper. You are a genius. 610 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,650 Wasted. Pearls before swine. 611 00:48:25,650 --> 00:48:30,480 When are we going to do our interview? I love interviews. 612 00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:33,110 - They're so intimate. - Anytime you say. 613 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:37,280 Just the two of us, banging away, head to head. 614 00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:39,990 Yes, yes. 615 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,410 But not today. 616 00:48:41,580 --> 00:48:44,500 Today is for tennis. Are you ready, ladies? 617 00:48:49,670 --> 00:48:54,340 What a day! 618 00:48:56,850 --> 00:48:58,850 Is that your perfume? 619 00:49:12,860 --> 00:49:14,490 Double fault! 620 00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:18,530 I'm not blind or deaf! You don't have to shout! 621 00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:21,490 We're all good friends. Let's play fair. 622 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,330 I always play fair, okay? Love-forty, Jane. 623 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:27,380 - Okay, okay. - Okay? 624 00:49:27,540 --> 00:49:30,090 - What do you mean? - Don't let them rattle you. 625 00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:32,880 They're just trying to get you. Let's go. 626 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:43,890 - Uhn! - Ah. 627 00:49:45,060 --> 00:49:47,060 Sorry, darling. Lost my head. 628 00:49:49,230 --> 00:49:50,730 Fault. 629 00:50:01,410 --> 00:50:02,830 Ow! 630 00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:22,760 I've got it! I've got it! 631 00:50:27,390 --> 00:50:28,890 It's not coming down. 632 00:50:45,580 --> 00:50:46,790 Come on. 633 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,290 Our game. Sukie serves. 634 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:26,290 Stop! 635 00:52:04,870 --> 00:52:06,530 Good going, Daryl. 636 00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:18,050 Jane! 637 00:52:53,710 --> 00:52:55,170 Strong drink. What is it? 638 00:52:55,330 --> 00:52:58,210 Rum... vodka... 639 00:52:58,420 --> 00:53:00,090 brandy... 640 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:01,590 acid. 641 00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:03,920 I'm only kidding. 642 00:53:04,260 --> 00:53:07,140 I don't mind. Drugs have no effect on me. 643 00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:09,430 - Really? - Neither does alcohol. 644 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,600 It's true. It's boring, but it's true. 645 00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:20,230 Are you going to seduce me too? 646 00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:23,110 Yes. 647 00:53:25,070 --> 00:53:26,410 How? 648 00:53:28,950 --> 00:53:30,410 I don't know. 649 00:53:32,790 --> 00:53:35,290 I should warn you. I get pregnant. 650 00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:39,630 I get pregnant all the time. At the drop of a hat. 651 00:53:39,790 --> 00:53:42,090 I could borrow your toothbrush and get pregnant. 652 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,970 I'll keep that in mind. 653 00:53:47,300 --> 00:53:48,720 That doesn't bother you? 654 00:53:50,010 --> 00:53:51,260 No. 655 00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:55,810 You're not like other men. 656 00:53:56,810 --> 00:53:58,270 - I'm not. - Uhn-uhn. 657 00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:02,980 Most men, well, my husband, try to keep everything under control... 658 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,650 pretend everything is normal. 659 00:54:05,820 --> 00:54:09,990 Always rational, always an explanation for everything. 660 00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:15,000 Men need that, don't they? To feel everything is solid. 661 00:54:15,290 --> 00:54:17,960 And the world just isn't like that. 662 00:54:18,670 --> 00:54:21,340 Certainly not with you three around. 663 00:54:25,470 --> 00:54:27,090 I don't think... 664 00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:41,980 We're not so different from other women. 665 00:54:42,190 --> 00:54:44,360 Women are more natural, right? 666 00:54:44,690 --> 00:54:48,200 And nature is crazy, no matter what science says. 667 00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:52,370 So I don't mind. 668 00:54:54,370 --> 00:54:58,710 I don't mind when peculiar things happen. It's natural... 669 00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,580 because the world is a peculiar place. 670 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,380 And you're a very peculiar person. 671 00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:06,800 Thank you. 672 00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:11,510 I would love to be a woman. 673 00:55:11,930 --> 00:55:14,180 You would? Really? Why? 674 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:18,060 Just look what you can do with your bodies. 675 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,730 Make babies and... 676 00:55:21,730 --> 00:55:24,400 make milk to feed the babies. 677 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,400 If I could do that... 678 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:33,240 Who are you, really? 679 00:55:35,910 --> 00:55:38,250 Anybody you want me to be. 680 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,070 Look at what they can do. 681 00:58:17,570 --> 00:58:19,570 These are human beings. 682 00:58:30,250 --> 00:58:33,920 When you're a kid and don't understand anything... 683 00:58:34,260 --> 00:58:37,420 you think when you grow up it will all make sense. 684 00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,890 Then when you grow up, you keep waiting for the day. 685 00:58:41,050 --> 00:58:42,850 You think it ever happens? 686 00:58:44,810 --> 00:58:49,520 It starts when you open your eyes and realize what the future has in store for you. 687 00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:54,110 And what do you see when you open your eyes? 688 00:58:56,990 --> 00:58:58,450 Well... 689 00:58:58,990 --> 00:59:01,320 It's a short life, isn't it? 690 00:59:02,660 --> 00:59:05,870 Sometimes I look in the mirror and I see everything... 691 00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:08,000 disintegrating faster and faster. 692 00:59:13,670 --> 00:59:15,670 I always see snakes. 693 00:59:16,010 --> 00:59:18,010 Hundreds of them. 694 00:59:18,510 --> 00:59:21,010 They crawl all over me and I disappear. 695 00:59:21,340 --> 00:59:23,680 Then I'm just not there anymore. 696 00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:34,360 Well, I don't mind that it's a short life or growing old or disappearing. 697 00:59:35,020 --> 00:59:39,030 It's the pain that scares me. I don't know why there has to be... 698 00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:41,530 so much pain. 699 00:59:42,570 --> 00:59:45,620 Yeah, well... 700 00:59:46,870 --> 00:59:50,040 We don't deal the deck down here, we just... 701 00:59:50,370 --> 00:59:52,540 play the percentages. 702 01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:40,860 Whores. 703 01:00:48,390 --> 01:00:49,680 What? 704 01:00:49,930 --> 01:00:52,560 - Whores! - Shh, shh, shh. 705 01:00:54,980 --> 01:00:57,400 - Whores. - Sit down, sit down. 706 01:00:57,770 --> 01:00:59,440 Look around you. 707 01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:03,110 Look around you. Do you see what's happening? 708 01:01:03,950 --> 01:01:05,450 In our town. 709 01:01:05,780 --> 01:01:08,200 In our very homes! 710 01:01:11,950 --> 01:01:14,790 You know who I'm talking about. You know! 711 01:01:15,460 --> 01:01:18,960 You know what's going on in that house! Vice! 712 01:01:19,210 --> 01:01:20,460 Perversions! 713 01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:22,630 Shamelessness! 714 01:01:23,220 --> 01:01:24,720 Cavorting... 715 01:01:25,130 --> 01:01:27,090 with that devil! 716 01:01:27,260 --> 01:01:29,260 She's fine. She's sick. 717 01:01:31,060 --> 01:01:33,980 No! Drugs! Drugs are next. 718 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:35,640 Murder! 719 01:01:36,150 --> 01:01:37,480 Rape! 720 01:01:38,980 --> 01:01:40,230 Incest! 721 01:01:40,650 --> 01:01:42,320 Spanish flies! 722 01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:45,150 Dildos! Anal intercourse! 723 01:01:48,490 --> 01:01:50,330 Listen to me! 724 01:01:51,490 --> 01:01:53,120 - Please. - Sorry! 725 01:02:11,180 --> 01:02:13,180 Let's go home, Felicia. 726 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,680 You employ one of them, Clyde. 727 01:02:15,940 --> 01:02:17,770 That's nobody's business. 728 01:02:18,230 --> 01:02:22,650 Oh-ho. It is everybody's business! 729 01:02:23,690 --> 01:02:26,950 You know, once there was a paradise. 730 01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:30,530 Then a serpent came into that garden. 731 01:02:30,780 --> 01:02:33,700 For Christ's sake, Felicia, would you stop? 732 01:02:36,330 --> 01:02:38,210 Oh, Clyde. 733 01:02:39,210 --> 01:02:41,710 I have nothing against a good fuck. 734 01:02:43,380 --> 01:02:45,630 But there is danger here. 735 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:50,720 Somebody has to do something about it. 736 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,420 Okay, stop. 737 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,590 Stop! Stop. 738 01:03:25,710 --> 01:03:27,050 Um... 739 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,430 Let's get rid of the music. 740 01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:37,270 Throw it away! Get rid of it. Let's get rid of the music. 741 01:03:37,430 --> 01:03:39,600 That's it! Right. Okay, now... 742 01:03:39,770 --> 01:03:42,440 I want you all to close your eyes. 743 01:03:44,020 --> 01:03:45,940 Take a deep breath. 744 01:03:47,610 --> 01:03:49,280 Let it all out. 745 01:03:51,780 --> 01:03:53,780 Now pick up your instrument... 746 01:03:55,370 --> 01:03:57,540 and when I count to four... 747 01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:00,750 we'll play the shit out of this thing. 748 01:04:02,330 --> 01:04:08,840 One, two, three, four. 749 01:04:11,970 --> 01:04:14,140 That's it, just relax. 750 01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:17,810 Take it easy. Good. 751 01:04:19,140 --> 01:04:20,480 Nice! 752 01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:22,810 Smile. 753 01:04:23,150 --> 01:04:25,480 Come on, smile, Martha. 754 01:04:29,150 --> 01:04:32,570 That's it, this is fun. Come on, this is easy. 755 01:04:32,910 --> 01:04:36,320 Easy-peasy. That's it, that's it. Good. 756 01:04:37,990 --> 01:04:41,580 Just let it flow over you. Good. 757 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,840 Let it tickle you now. 758 01:04:48,130 --> 01:04:51,460 Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. 759 01:04:51,670 --> 01:04:54,180 Good! You've got it now. Come on! 760 01:04:54,590 --> 01:04:57,550 Go with it, it's yours! Come on! 761 01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:00,140 Good! Yes! 762 01:05:01,100 --> 01:05:05,980 See? You can do it. That's it. You're doing great. Flow with it. 763 01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,320 That's it, yes! 764 01:05:09,690 --> 01:05:13,030 These aren't phrases, these are human outcries! 765 01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:38,970 Oh. 766 01:05:39,390 --> 01:05:42,390 Double-double chocolate. These are fabulous. 767 01:05:45,690 --> 01:05:48,020 Mm-mm. 768 01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:56,700 Excuse me. 769 01:06:17,430 --> 01:06:19,680 Are you buying the paper or not? 770 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,760 - Um... - Slut. 771 01:06:24,850 --> 01:06:26,180 What did you say? 772 01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,770 You heard her. 773 01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:42,620 Did you see her socks? 774 01:06:43,450 --> 01:06:45,790 She's not wearing a bra. 775 01:06:47,210 --> 01:06:48,830 How could you do this? 776 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,580 We didn't use any names except for Van Horne. 777 01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:53,710 You don't know what goes on there. 778 01:06:54,210 --> 01:06:56,670 The whole town is talking about you and your friends. 779 01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,130 This is so unfair. It's also untrue. 780 01:06:59,300 --> 01:07:01,180 - No, no, no, no. - Yes. 781 01:07:01,390 --> 01:07:04,890 He filled in the wetlands and ruined it for the birds. 782 01:07:05,140 --> 01:07:08,350 He altered the landmark building... 783 01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:11,100 and the town is suing him for $2 million. 784 01:07:11,270 --> 01:07:13,400 How can you do this to me? 785 01:07:13,650 --> 01:07:16,990 I work very hard and you know I'm a good writer. 786 01:07:17,190 --> 01:07:18,820 All right, Sukie, all right. 787 01:07:18,990 --> 01:07:20,450 - What? - Look, look. 788 01:07:22,030 --> 01:07:24,490 I don't own the newspaper, you know. 789 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:30,500 It's Felicia, isn't it? 790 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:32,250 She's a... 791 01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:34,710 very sick woman. 792 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:39,340 She's having a very bad time. And I don't know what to do. 793 01:07:40,340 --> 01:07:42,340 I want her to see a doctor. 794 01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:46,350 Well, not a doctor, you know, but a... doctor. 795 01:07:53,610 --> 01:07:54,900 Clyde. 796 01:07:57,860 --> 01:08:00,360 We went to high school together. 797 01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:03,780 She was a catch. 798 01:08:05,870 --> 01:08:10,460 Ever since the accident, she just hasn't been the same. And now... 799 01:08:15,710 --> 01:08:17,550 I'm so sorry, Clyde. 800 01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:29,140 What am I doing? 801 01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:30,980 Firing me. 802 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:33,390 Oh. 803 01:08:36,570 --> 01:08:39,230 All these terrible things she says... 804 01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:43,320 they're not true, are they? 805 01:08:46,990 --> 01:08:49,120 We should stop seeing each other. 806 01:08:49,290 --> 01:08:52,250 - Oh, let's not overreact. - Yes, let's not overreact. 807 01:08:52,460 --> 01:08:55,000 - I think we should. - It's a small town, Daryl. 808 01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:58,210 We haven't done anything. Why stop seeing each other? 809 01:08:58,380 --> 01:09:00,010 Clyde says that Felicia has visions. 810 01:09:00,020 --> 01:09:01,930 Why is it always women who have visions? 811 01:09:01,970 --> 01:09:04,010 She sees the devil here in Eastwick. 812 01:09:04,260 --> 01:09:07,430 If you were the devil, would you come to Eastwick? 813 01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:10,010 Oh, I don't know. 814 01:09:10,180 --> 01:09:11,220 Poor Felicia. 815 01:09:11,430 --> 01:09:15,060 Poor Felicia? She talked to all of my students' mothers. 816 01:09:15,230 --> 01:09:16,980 I had 12 cancellations this week. 817 01:09:17,150 --> 01:09:19,650 People tell Carol her mother is a dyke. 818 01:09:19,820 --> 01:09:21,530 You're being sued for millions. 819 01:09:21,780 --> 01:09:23,440 That is inconvenient. 820 01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:26,030 She's not kidding about her medieval morality. 821 01:09:26,780 --> 01:09:29,780 I think Sukie is right. Maybe we should stop. 822 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:31,330 Maybe she should stop. 823 01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:33,870 You can't be serious. We're a family. 824 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:36,960 Just for a while until things settle down. 825 01:09:39,630 --> 01:09:41,670 Don't let her get to you. 826 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,460 Have a cherry. 827 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:58,150 They are selling pornography at Schyler's News Shop. 828 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:01,820 In the open. On the shelves. 829 01:10:02,150 --> 01:10:04,490 Children are looking at this... 830 01:10:07,490 --> 01:10:09,320 It's in broad daylight. 831 01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:12,990 I can't understand one word you're saying. Not one! 832 01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:15,500 They're standing in line... 833 01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:24,630 Filth in broad daylight. 834 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,380 Right. 835 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:37,390 She made a scene at Schyler's. 836 01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:40,860 Grabbing magazines from kids and chasing them. 837 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:45,280 She's in pain. Clyde too. He started drinking again. 838 01:10:45,530 --> 01:10:48,570 She's twisted. Getting to me through my kid is sick. 839 01:10:48,740 --> 01:10:51,740 - We could help. - By putting her out of her misery. 840 01:10:51,910 --> 01:10:54,490 Please. They're lucky to have each other. 841 01:10:54,660 --> 01:10:58,040 If they don't appreciate that, I have no sympathy. 842 01:10:58,540 --> 01:11:01,290 Easy for you to say. You don't have kids or a family. 843 01:11:02,290 --> 01:11:05,880 You're my family. I don't want to lose it. 844 01:11:07,050 --> 01:11:09,880 I just can't stand to see you upset. 845 01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:13,550 You don't know what it does to me. 846 01:11:14,890 --> 01:11:16,890 I wish she would just go away. 847 01:11:19,060 --> 01:11:20,900 Have another cherry. 848 01:11:40,420 --> 01:11:42,580 He's trying to get inside me. 849 01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:45,340 He's trying to use me. 850 01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:49,090 And he's using these women too. 851 01:11:50,930 --> 01:11:53,260 He wants to take our goodness. 852 01:11:58,430 --> 01:12:00,690 He wants to get inside me. 853 01:12:02,770 --> 01:12:04,440 Just like a man. 854 01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,030 Tickle, tickle, diddle, diddle. 855 01:12:12,610 --> 01:12:16,780 God made us in the image of goodness. Look what we've become. 856 01:12:20,790 --> 01:12:22,620 Animals gone mad... 857 01:12:23,380 --> 01:12:26,380 devouring the earth and each other. 858 01:12:28,210 --> 01:12:30,550 Eat, eat, eat, eat! 859 01:12:34,300 --> 01:12:36,550 Felicia, calm down. 860 01:12:46,150 --> 01:12:47,980 I know who he is, Clyde. 861 01:12:49,490 --> 01:12:51,150 Have another cherry. 862 01:13:04,460 --> 01:13:06,670 What have you been eating? 863 01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:09,340 Those poor women. 864 01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,510 I have to warn them. 865 01:13:18,350 --> 01:13:20,350 He'll propagate, Clyde. 866 01:13:22,350 --> 01:13:24,520 He will increase his number. 867 01:13:27,310 --> 01:13:30,360 Those women are going to bear him sons. 868 01:13:31,690 --> 01:13:35,780 He's going to take their love and destroy the earth with it. 869 01:13:56,550 --> 01:13:58,390 Let's call it a day. 870 01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:22,090 - I don't believe it. - I know. 871 01:15:24,140 --> 01:15:26,310 I know him. He couldn't do this. 872 01:15:26,980 --> 01:15:29,560 Alex, don't you get it? God! 873 01:15:29,730 --> 01:15:30,850 Get what? 874 01:15:31,020 --> 01:15:32,150 Us! 875 01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,320 Last night, all that talk. 876 01:15:35,570 --> 01:15:37,400 Those were just words. 877 01:15:37,650 --> 01:15:40,660 They make things happen. We make things happen. 878 01:15:40,910 --> 01:15:43,280 - We had nothing to do with this. - Yes, we do! 879 01:15:43,450 --> 01:15:44,910 We should talk to Daryl. 880 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:47,910 Why? Why do we have to do everything Daryl says? 881 01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:49,370 She's right. 882 01:15:49,540 --> 01:15:52,330 Some man comes along and nothing else matters! 883 01:15:52,670 --> 01:15:54,500 You are so dumb, Jane. 884 01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:58,090 - This is about us, not Daryl. - Let's call him. 885 01:15:58,260 --> 01:16:00,970 Can't you stop thinking from between your legs? 886 01:16:01,130 --> 01:16:02,430 You bitch! 887 01:16:02,590 --> 01:16:03,930 Alex, don't. 888 01:16:04,100 --> 01:16:05,970 - Shut up, Sukie! - Will you get off of her? 889 01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:51,730 Anybody call? 890 01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:38,860 - Hello? - Hi. 891 01:17:39,610 --> 01:17:42,610 - Daryl?{\i} - Yeah. Remember me? 892 01:17:43,820 --> 01:17:44,860 How are you? 893 01:17:46,950 --> 01:17:49,780 I'm hanging in there. What do you want? 894 01:17:50,950 --> 01:17:55,210 Nothing. I just called to see how you are, you know? 895 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,290 See how things were going.{\i} 896 01:17:59,130 --> 01:18:00,460 I'm fine. 897 01:18:04,630 --> 01:18:08,840 I wanted to see how you were, you know? 898 01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:11,810 Make sure you were okay. 899 01:18:12,470 --> 01:18:16,480 Make sure you didn't have any uncontrollable desire to see me. 900 01:18:17,690 --> 01:18:22,360 In case you were missing me and{\i} you were too embarrassed to call...{\i} 901 01:18:22,570 --> 01:18:24,110 I called first. 902 01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:27,950 Then you could feel superior and see me at the same time. 903 01:18:29,740 --> 01:18:31,240 What do you say?{\i} 904 01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:35,580 I don't feel superior. I feel terrible. 905 01:18:37,290 --> 01:18:39,290 I feel terrible too. 906 01:18:39,630 --> 01:18:42,920 If we both feel terrible, can't we do something about it? 907 01:18:43,090 --> 01:18:44,590 What's going on here? 908 01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:47,760 Nobody's calling me. Nobody's coming to see me. 909 01:18:47,930 --> 01:18:49,800 - No... - I just think we need some time. 910 01:18:49,970 --> 01:18:51,470 We need a little time, okay? 911 01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:55,140 No, it's not okay, Alex. I don't understand. 912 01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:58,230 Somebody died, Daryl. Felicia is dead. 913 01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:01,110 Yeah, well... 914 01:19:01,980 --> 01:19:05,480 People die all the time. She was in a bad way. 915 01:19:05,650 --> 01:19:07,320 It has nothing to do with us. 916 01:19:08,990 --> 01:19:12,580 I can't talk to you. Don't call me, because I... 917 01:19:12,830 --> 01:19:14,080 Don't hang up!{\i} 918 01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:17,750 Alex, don't do this! This is not fair! 919 01:19:58,040 --> 01:20:00,210 Happy birthday! 920 01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:03,040 It's not my birthday. 921 01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:05,090 It isn't? 922 01:20:06,210 --> 01:20:08,090 - You sure? - I'm sure. 923 01:20:11,220 --> 01:20:12,890 Well, what the hell. 924 01:20:13,890 --> 01:20:15,890 Happy whatever day. 925 01:20:16,220 --> 01:20:18,390 These are my favorite fruit. 926 01:20:18,890 --> 01:20:20,980 I can't accept those, Daryl. 927 01:20:27,900 --> 01:20:30,240 I'm freezing my nuts off out here. 928 01:20:30,490 --> 01:20:33,070 I can't ask you in, I'm sorry. 929 01:20:34,910 --> 01:20:38,660 Not even for a little while? Just to dry off. 930 01:20:39,750 --> 01:20:42,000 Talk to the kids maybe. 931 01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:45,250 No. You have to go away. 932 01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:49,590 You have to go away now. I can't see you or talk to you. 933 01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:52,260 I'm sorry, Daryl, but I can't! 934 01:21:31,130 --> 01:21:32,300 Jane? 935 01:21:43,850 --> 01:21:45,440 Hello. 936 01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:49,980 Give me that. 937 01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:13,760 Mrs. Spofford? What's wrong with me? 938 01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:17,010 Nothing. You're pregnant. 939 01:22:21,180 --> 01:22:22,850 Three or four weeks. 940 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:27,020 Are you sure? 941 01:22:29,810 --> 01:22:33,650 I thought something was really wrong. Are you sure? 942 01:22:34,030 --> 01:22:35,900 Do you need a doctor? We could recommend... 943 01:22:36,070 --> 01:22:37,660 No, no, no, I... No. 944 01:22:37,860 --> 01:22:39,530 Thank you so much. 945 01:22:40,530 --> 01:22:42,700 Mrs. Spofford, your clothes. 946 01:22:56,340 --> 01:22:58,300 Do you think it ever happens?{\i}. 947 01:22:59,390 --> 01:23:01,050 It starts when you open your eyes...{\i} 948 01:23:01,220 --> 01:23:03,720 and realize what the future{\i} has in store for you.{\i}. 949 01:23:03,890 --> 01:23:06,770 And what do you see{\i} when you open your eyes?{\i}. 950 01:23:09,730 --> 01:23:11,060 Well, short life.{\i} 951 01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:13,230 I want to surprise him. 952 01:23:25,910 --> 01:23:28,250 It's a short life, isn't it?{\i}. 953 01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:32,420 I look in the mirror{\i} and see everything...{\i} 954 01:23:33,090 --> 01:23:35,590 disintegrating faster and faster.{\i} 955 01:23:37,510 --> 01:23:40,090 it's a short life, isn't it?{\i}. 956 01:23:41,180 --> 01:23:44,430 I look in the mirror{\i} and see everything...{\i} 957 01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:46,930 disintegrating faster and faster.{\i}. 958 01:24:23,470 --> 01:24:26,140 They crawl all over me and I disappear.{\i}. 959 01:24:26,470 --> 01:24:28,470 Then I'm just not there anymore.{\i} 960 01:24:28,810 --> 01:24:29,980 Alex! 961 01:24:31,850 --> 01:24:33,850 I always see snakes.{\i}. 962 01:24:35,150 --> 01:24:37,150 Hundreds of them.{\i}. 963 01:24:37,650 --> 01:24:41,900 They crawl all over me and I disappear.{\i} Then I'm just not there.{\i} 964 01:25:26,530 --> 01:25:28,030 Alex, it's me. 965 01:25:29,870 --> 01:25:33,710 It's me. Just let it go. Let it go! Look at me! 966 01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:38,630 Let it go. That's it. Just let it go. 967 01:25:39,130 --> 01:25:42,550 Pain scares me.{\i} I don't know why there has to be...{\i} 968 01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:45,220 so much pain.{\i}. 969 01:25:57,480 --> 01:25:59,900 I don't know why there has to be...{\i} 970 01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:01,980 so much pain.{\i}. 971 01:27:12,970 --> 01:27:14,640 Can we talk? 972 01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:21,230 She's still hemorrhaging. We slowed it down, but... 973 01:27:21,480 --> 01:27:22,610 Will she be all right? 974 01:27:22,770 --> 01:27:25,900 If we knew what was wrong, we'd have a chance. 975 01:27:26,150 --> 01:27:27,400 Can we see her? 976 01:27:27,990 --> 01:27:31,160 She's in a lot of pain. I can't give her anything... 977 01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:33,830 until we know what we're dealing with. 978 01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:37,500 Okay. Go ahead. 979 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:44,840 Sweetheart, the doctor says you'll be fine. 980 01:27:46,510 --> 01:27:48,840 He doesn't know what's going on. 981 01:27:53,180 --> 01:27:54,600 Easy. 982 01:27:57,850 --> 01:27:59,430 I'm pregnant. 983 01:28:02,770 --> 01:28:04,360 So am I. 984 01:28:09,070 --> 01:28:10,780 Alex? 985 01:28:12,700 --> 01:28:14,700 That son of a bitch. 986 01:28:19,120 --> 01:28:21,710 Make him stop, please. Make him stop. 987 01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:23,920 I will, honey. I will. 988 01:28:39,390 --> 01:28:41,560 Back off, Fidel! 989 01:28:42,310 --> 01:28:44,940 Daryl? Daryl! 990 01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:49,400 Tara Flavor, come on down!{\i}. 991 01:28:55,700 --> 01:28:57,410 Daryl? 992 01:28:57,740 --> 01:28:59,080 Alex? 993 01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:02,460 - Don't "Alex" me. - What a nice surprise. 994 01:29:02,620 --> 01:29:04,540 What the hell do you think you're doing? 995 01:29:04,710 --> 01:29:07,340 I said, what the hell do you think you're doing? 996 01:29:07,670 --> 01:29:09,340 A little housework. 997 01:29:10,590 --> 01:29:14,760 I've been sending these shirts out, but Jesus, they come back in pieces. 998 01:29:15,140 --> 01:29:16,760 Small town. 999 01:29:17,430 --> 01:29:19,100 Not enough Orientals. 1000 01:29:19,270 --> 01:29:22,430 Fidel's all thumbs with this kind of thing. 1001 01:29:22,940 --> 01:29:24,600 That just leaves me. 1002 01:29:24,770 --> 01:29:28,070 I'm not talking about your damn laundry, I'm talking about... 1003 01:29:28,230 --> 01:29:30,280 Sukie and Jane and me. 1004 01:29:31,530 --> 01:29:36,450 Golly. You girls sure are having a hard time, aren't you? 1005 01:29:38,030 --> 01:29:39,700 Sukie is very ill. 1006 01:29:42,580 --> 01:29:44,540 Well, I'm sorry to hear it. 1007 01:29:44,790 --> 01:29:46,540 Then do something about it! 1008 01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:50,130 Me? What can I do about it? 1009 01:29:50,630 --> 01:29:52,840 It has nothing to do with me anymore. 1010 01:29:53,260 --> 01:29:54,840 It does, and you know it does! 1011 01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:56,930 No, I don't. 1012 01:29:58,050 --> 01:30:02,180 All I know is we were friends and the next day I was shut out. 1013 01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:04,060 That's all I know. 1014 01:30:04,850 --> 01:30:07,440 One minute I was the answer to your prayers. 1015 01:30:07,610 --> 01:30:11,150 Five minutes later, you wouldn't give me the time of the day. 1016 01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:14,490 Sukie could die! Don't you understand that? 1017 01:30:14,990 --> 01:30:18,490 - I can't help it. - Yes, you can. Don't lie to me. 1018 01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:21,990 You deserted me. 1019 01:30:23,080 --> 01:30:24,540 We had a deal. 1020 01:30:24,710 --> 01:30:26,670 - That's no reason... - Yes, it is. 1021 01:30:27,170 --> 01:30:28,710 You pissed me off! 1022 01:30:29,090 --> 01:30:31,000 Was I supposed to take it like a man? 1023 01:30:31,170 --> 01:30:32,460 I gave you everything I got! 1024 01:30:32,630 --> 01:30:35,840 I gave you more than anybody ever has, and what do I get in exchange? 1025 01:30:36,010 --> 01:30:38,260 A little thank you? A little gratitude? 1026 01:30:38,510 --> 01:30:40,550 I get screwed! 1027 01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:43,850 Oh, cut the crap! What do you want from us? 1028 01:30:44,020 --> 01:30:47,020 I want somebody to do these shirts! 1029 01:30:47,690 --> 01:30:51,690 I want somebody to pay attention to me! I want some respect! 1030 01:30:51,980 --> 01:30:55,490 I want somebody to take care of me for a change! 1031 01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:57,900 Huh? How about that? 1032 01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:00,370 What do I want? Christ! 1033 01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:04,040 What does any man want? 1034 01:31:05,040 --> 01:31:06,710 A little affection. 1035 01:31:07,460 --> 01:31:09,370 A little trust. 1036 01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:12,460 Goddamn it. 1037 01:31:12,920 --> 01:31:16,380 Everything I did, I did for you. 1038 01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:23,430 I was wrong. 1039 01:31:23,970 --> 01:31:25,310 Go ahead. 1040 01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:30,060 Go back to your miserable little life. Fuck me if I care! 1041 01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:34,320 If that's what you want, that's what you get. 1042 01:31:34,820 --> 01:31:37,490 You are not the only three women in the world. 1043 01:31:39,910 --> 01:31:41,910 You're hurting people, Daryl. 1044 01:31:43,490 --> 01:31:45,240 What you did for us was great. 1045 01:31:45,410 --> 01:31:48,000 But you can't use your power to hurt people. 1046 01:31:49,750 --> 01:31:51,420 Don't you understand that? 1047 01:31:52,540 --> 01:31:53,960 No. 1048 01:31:54,590 --> 01:31:57,920 I want my family back together, that's all. 1049 01:31:59,090 --> 01:32:00,260 You... 1050 01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:02,260 and Sukie... 1051 01:32:02,430 --> 01:32:04,100 and Jane. 1052 01:32:04,930 --> 01:32:06,770 I couldn't hurt Sukie. 1053 01:32:06,970 --> 01:32:10,190 I couldn't hurt any of you. How could I? 1054 01:32:10,900 --> 01:32:12,100 I love you. 1055 01:32:12,270 --> 01:32:14,060 You don't know what love is. 1056 01:32:14,230 --> 01:32:16,860 I can learn. You could teach me. 1057 01:32:17,070 --> 01:32:18,860 How hard can it be? 1058 01:32:20,320 --> 01:32:22,950 Oh, Alex, let's not fight. 1059 01:32:23,120 --> 01:32:26,450 You can't win. There's no way you can win. 1060 01:32:26,950 --> 01:32:30,080 There's nothing to go back to, even if you could win. 1061 01:32:30,250 --> 01:32:31,870 Can't we just... 1062 01:32:32,290 --> 01:32:34,960 put this behind us and be friends? 1063 01:32:44,220 --> 01:32:45,640 There. 1064 01:32:46,140 --> 01:32:47,560 See? 1065 01:32:47,810 --> 01:32:49,640 Isn't that nice? 1066 01:32:52,060 --> 01:32:53,520 Tell the truth. 1067 01:32:54,480 --> 01:32:57,320 You missed me a little bit, didn't you? 1068 01:32:57,820 --> 01:32:59,190 Huh? 1069 01:32:59,820 --> 01:33:01,820 Yeah, I have. 1070 01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:06,320 So let's kiss and make it better. 1071 01:33:07,740 --> 01:33:10,250 Huh? What do you say? 1072 01:33:12,830 --> 01:33:15,000 What are we going to do with you? 1073 01:33:21,970 --> 01:33:23,590 It stopped. 1074 01:34:21,190 --> 01:34:23,070 Darling, you look perfect. 1075 01:34:23,280 --> 01:34:25,030 Mm. 1076 01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:35,750 Hi. 1077 01:34:37,750 --> 01:34:39,130 You look gorgeous. 1078 01:34:39,290 --> 01:34:40,670 Thank you. 1079 01:34:40,840 --> 01:34:42,090 Feeling better? 1080 01:34:42,250 --> 01:34:45,920 Much better now. Everything's going to be much better now. 1081 01:35:32,050 --> 01:35:33,470 Fidel. 1082 01:35:33,640 --> 01:35:35,390 We're going to town. 1083 01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:40,940 The ladies have a craving for bagels and ice cream. 1084 01:37:03,020 --> 01:37:05,020 Three pinches. 1085 01:37:12,990 --> 01:37:14,570 I'd like... 1086 01:37:14,820 --> 01:37:19,160 a dozen bagels, a pound of gravlax and what kind of ice cream do you have? 1087 01:37:19,410 --> 01:37:21,830 No ice cream. The freezer's broken. 1088 01:37:22,410 --> 01:37:24,080 Ice cream. 1089 01:37:24,250 --> 01:37:28,210 Um... Well, ahem, I'll just take the bread and the fish. 1090 01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:37,010 It doesn't look like him. 1091 01:37:37,180 --> 01:37:39,970 It doesn't have to. We know who it is. 1092 01:37:40,140 --> 01:37:43,350 He looks funny with no hair. 1093 01:37:43,520 --> 01:37:44,770 It won't hurt him, will it? 1094 01:37:44,940 --> 01:37:48,110 - No. We just want to send him away. - Jane, come on. 1095 01:37:53,110 --> 01:37:55,530 No ice cream. Imagine that. 1096 01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:59,780 I'll go see if I can't get some. You go shopping. 1097 01:38:04,290 --> 01:38:08,290 I said, "A tall, dark prince traveling under a curse." 1098 01:38:08,630 --> 01:38:10,300 "Somebody nice." 1099 01:38:10,630 --> 01:38:12,460 "Somebody you could talk to." 1100 01:38:17,140 --> 01:38:18,800 - Morning. - Good morning. 1101 01:38:19,010 --> 01:38:21,970 I'd like some pistachio. That is pistachio? 1102 01:38:26,100 --> 01:38:30,520 And some chocolate-chocolate chip. 1103 01:38:33,820 --> 01:38:36,030 - Are you okay? - No, my leg! 1104 01:38:37,160 --> 01:38:38,950 Jesus Christ! 1105 01:38:39,160 --> 01:38:40,700 What is it? 1106 01:38:44,830 --> 01:38:46,160 What's the matter? 1107 01:38:48,500 --> 01:38:50,380 Are you having a heart attack? 1108 01:39:20,370 --> 01:39:22,030 Girls! 1109 01:39:22,370 --> 01:39:25,200 Girls? What are you doing? 1110 01:39:28,040 --> 01:39:31,960 Girls! Girls! Please, don't! 1111 01:40:06,120 --> 01:40:08,450 Elijah fled to the mount of God. 1112 01:40:08,750 --> 01:40:12,250 The Lord passed by and a great, strong wind rent the mountains... 1113 01:40:12,420 --> 01:40:14,590 and breaked in pieces the rocks before the Lord... 1114 01:40:45,120 --> 01:40:46,450 Sorry. 1115 01:40:47,290 --> 01:40:49,290 Just having a little trouble. 1116 01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:53,000 A little... trouble at home. 1117 01:40:54,460 --> 01:40:56,630 A little domestic problem. 1118 01:41:05,300 --> 01:41:08,310 Nothing to be alarmed at. 1119 01:41:11,480 --> 01:41:15,020 Just a little female problem. 1120 01:41:30,160 --> 01:41:32,000 Don't pay any attention. 1121 01:41:32,540 --> 01:41:34,540 It's a cheap trick. 1122 01:41:34,830 --> 01:41:38,170 Anybody can do it. I taught it to them myself. 1123 01:41:39,210 --> 01:41:41,670 Ungrateful little bitches, aren't they? 1124 01:41:42,340 --> 01:41:45,680 I want to ask you something. You all go to church. 1125 01:41:46,010 --> 01:41:52,430 Do you think God knew what he was doing when he created woman? Huh? 1126 01:41:52,600 --> 01:41:54,890 No shit! I really want to know. 1127 01:41:55,230 --> 01:41:58,360 Or do you think it was one of his minor mistakes? 1128 01:41:58,570 --> 01:42:02,030 Like tidal waves! Earthquakes! Floods! 1129 01:42:03,570 --> 01:42:05,910 Do you think women are like that? 1130 01:42:23,220 --> 01:42:24,840 What's the matter? 1131 01:42:27,550 --> 01:42:30,220 You don't think God makes mistakes? 1132 01:42:32,390 --> 01:42:34,230 Of course he does. 1133 01:42:34,730 --> 01:42:36,890 We all make mistakes. 1134 01:42:39,570 --> 01:42:42,730 Of course, we make mistakes, they call it evil. 1135 01:42:43,440 --> 01:42:48,410 When God makes mistakes, they call it nature. 1136 01:42:51,240 --> 01:42:52,910 So what do you think? 1137 01:42:53,120 --> 01:42:55,960 Women. A mistake? 1138 01:42:56,790 --> 01:43:01,090 Or did he do it to us on purpose? 1139 01:43:01,250 --> 01:43:03,250 I really want to know! 1140 01:43:03,420 --> 01:43:06,970 If it's a mistake, maybe we can do something about it! 1141 01:43:07,260 --> 01:43:09,090 Find a cure! 1142 01:43:10,430 --> 01:43:12,260 Invent a vaccine. 1143 01:43:15,270 --> 01:43:17,390 Build up our immune systems. 1144 01:43:21,610 --> 01:43:25,190 Get a little exercise. 1145 01:43:26,950 --> 01:43:29,780 You know. Twenty pushups a day... 1146 01:43:29,950 --> 01:43:34,790 and you never have to be afflicted with women, ever again! 1147 01:44:06,990 --> 01:44:08,690 All right, that's it. 1148 01:44:09,320 --> 01:44:10,990 How do we know it worked? 1149 01:44:11,320 --> 01:44:13,660 I guess we just wait and see. 1150 01:44:15,160 --> 01:44:17,500 My God, look at this place. 1151 01:44:19,540 --> 01:44:21,420 - Just in case. - Okay. 1152 01:45:36,870 --> 01:45:38,200 No! 1153 01:46:09,320 --> 01:46:11,280 Here, here. Quick. Okay. 1154 01:48:01,890 --> 01:48:03,220 The doll. 1155 01:48:27,120 --> 01:48:29,460 - Jane! Jane. - Aah! 1156 01:48:32,420 --> 01:48:34,080 Jane, laugh! 1157 01:51:36,480 --> 01:51:37,980 Come here, you. 1158 01:51:42,940 --> 01:51:47,780 Come on, sweet pea, come on. Oh. 1159 01:51:47,950 --> 01:51:51,530 Come on, little mookie boy, come on. 1160 01:51:57,790 --> 01:52:00,540 What a big guy! Sweetheart. 1161 01:52:02,290 --> 01:52:05,460 Look at Fidel. What does he have for you? 1162 01:52:26,820 --> 01:52:28,150 Janey, stop it. 1163 01:52:28,860 --> 01:52:30,150 What? 1164 01:52:30,490 --> 01:52:31,950 Just stop it. 1165 01:52:32,660 --> 01:52:34,700 I can think about him if I want to. 1166 01:52:34,870 --> 01:52:36,660 Not when we're all together. 1167 01:52:36,830 --> 01:52:38,790 I miss him. I can't help it. 1168 01:52:39,000 --> 01:52:40,910 I do, and so do you. Admit it. 1169 01:52:41,080 --> 01:52:42,670 Okay, we admit it. 1170 01:52:42,880 --> 01:52:44,540 Do you want him back? 1171 01:53:39,720 --> 01:53:41,230 Take it easy.{\i}. 1172 01:53:41,390 --> 01:53:44,900 We don't want the whole household{\i} in here, do we?{\i}. 1173 01:53:45,400 --> 01:53:47,400 That's it. Good boys.{\i}. 1174 01:53:47,610 --> 01:53:49,940 We're going to do just fine.{\i}. 1175 01:53:51,780 --> 01:53:55,110 Come to Daddy and give me a big kiss.{\i}. 1176 01:53:55,280 --> 01:53:58,530 Come on. Good boys. Come on.{\i}. 1177 01:53:58,740 --> 01:54:00,790 Come to Daddy.{\i}. 1178 01:54:00,950 --> 01:54:05,500 Coochie-coochie-coo.{\i} That's it. Come on.{\i}. 1179 01:54:05,710 --> 01:54:07,920 Come on. Come on.{\i}. 1180 01:54:14,470 --> 01:54:17,430 Oh, ladies, come on.{\i} 1071 01:54:17,480 --> 01:54:29,520 © anoXmous @ http://thepiratebay.sx/user/Zen_Bud 84810

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