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All right, ladies and gentleman,
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this is the moment we've been waiting for.
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The presenta--
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Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight?
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Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight!
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Now, isn't this what it's all about, folks?
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Go!
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Hiyah!
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-Fight!
-Here we go.
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Turn. Kneel.
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Johnny, you're a cream puff!
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Sweep the leg.
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You have a problem with that?
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No, Sensei.
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No mercy.
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Two points, LaRusso. Lawrence, nothing.
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Ready? Fight.
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One point, Lawrence.
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One point, Lawrence. Two, two.
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Hiyah!
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Get him a body bag! Yeah!
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Warning for illegal contact to the knee.
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Whoever wins the next point will be our new champion.
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Finish him!
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Daniel LaRusso!
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Ugh.
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Hey, I'm Miguel.
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My family and I just moved into 109.
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Great. More immigrants.
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Actually, we're from Riverside.
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But anyways, I was just wondering if you were
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having trouble with your water pressure,
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'cause I know our sink's being a little weird right now and--
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Oh, bottles go in the blue bin.
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Listen, Menudo...
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I've lived in this shithole for over ten years.
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The pipe's don't work. The fountain's full of piss.
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And the only good thing about being here
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is I don't have to talk to anybody.
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So nice knowing you.
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Okay, well...
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have a nice day, I guess.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Not another one.
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Now listen.
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* Not a dime, I can't pay my rent *
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* I can barely make it through the week *
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* I'm always workin', slavin' every day *
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* Gotta get a break from that same old, same old *
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Hey.
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Creep.
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* If you could hear me think *
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* This is what I'd say *
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* Don't need nothin' but a good time *
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* How can I resist *
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* Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time *
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Ugh. Sick.
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* And it don't get better than this *
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Hey!
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* You see I raise a toast to all of us *
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* Who are breakin' our backs every day *
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* If wantin' the good life is such a crime *
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* Lord, then put me away, yeah *
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* Don't need nothin' but a good time *
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* How can I resist *
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* Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time *
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* And it don't get better than this *
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It don't get better, girl.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell is this?
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Don't worry, it's gonna be level.
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I'm just lining it up.
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You put it on the wrong wall.
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I said the wall across from the door.
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This is the wall across from the door.
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Not that door, idiot. The door.
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Just move the TV. I have company coming over.
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Wait, hold on. I'm gonna have to fill the holes, re-measure,
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match the paint.
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It's gonna take me an hour just to get to the hardware store.
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That's not my problem.
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I'm not the dummy who put the TV on, literally, the only wall
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in the house that a TV would not go.
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Why can't a TV go on this--
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Look, I'll come by first thing in the morning
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and put everything just the way you want it, all right?
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-I just can't do it now.
-Well, that's just great.
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Not bad enough you took a shit in my powder room.
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You said that's where I was supposed to go.
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Yeah, I didn't know you were gonna take a shit.
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Okay, okay, we'll figure this out, all right?
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Just quit bitching at me.
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What did you just call me?
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No, no, no, no, no. I didn't call her a bitch.
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I said she was bitching at me.
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There's a difference.
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You're firing me because of that bitch?
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You know what? I hated this damn job anyway.
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You better pay me what you owe me, Mike.
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Mike?
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Banzai.
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I'm Daniel LaRusso.
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And at LaRusso Auto, we kick the competi--
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That one.
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Aren't you gonna wear gloves?
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Can you put that on a plate?
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-My grandma's not feeling well.
-Didn't ask.
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Come on, what's Spanish for "just give me my damn slice"?
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What did you just say?
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-What did he say?
-You don't want to know.
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No, I know it was something bad; just tell me.
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Uh, he sai-- he said you have a tiny...
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He said I have a tiny wang?
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-Tell him he has a tiny wang.
-I speak English, asshole.
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Oh, really?
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Whoo!
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Hey, yo, Brucks, get the light beer this time.
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Got to cut weight for the meet.
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-Hundo P, son.
-Damn right.
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Whoo!
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Man, you should get some condoms too.
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Finish up and then beat it.
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-Excuse me?
-This is my mart.
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You ain't hustlin' no coin at my mart.
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I'm not hustlin'. I'm not homeless.
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That's my car.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Why you got to blow up our spot?
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Man, he thought we were in college, dumbass.
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I didn't know you guys were trying to buy beer.
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I'm sorry.
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-Yes, let's go.
-What the hell are you doing?
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Ooh, what do we got here? Yeah, what do you got?
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What do you got? Pepto.
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Oh, shit, someone has frickin' diarrhea.
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Hey, we should call him 'Rhea.
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Give it back, dude.
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-What are you ta--
-It's for my grandma.
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Oh, it's for your grandma. Ah, shit, I'm sorry, man.
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Hey, you want it? Hey, you can take all that--
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-Ugh.
-Take that.
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Yeah.
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Bitch.
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Asshole.
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-Oh!
-What'd you say, 'Rhea?
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I-I didn't say anything.
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-Oh.
-That's brute, Ky.
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Oh, what? You crying?
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Hey, where you going, pussy?
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Hey!
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Watch the car, man.
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-Who's this dude?
-Just leave the dork alone.
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You see this guy?
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Eating his dinner at the mini mart like a bum.
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Wait, I-I think I know this guy.
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He's the jerk-off that cleaned my dad's septic tank.
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That explains why he smells like shit.
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All right, trust me, you guys are pissing off the wrong guy
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on the wrong day, all right?
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-Really?
-Yeah, really.
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Get the hell out of here, loser.
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Ah.
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Let's get him.
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Holy shit, how did you--
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Ah!
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What's the matter? Having trouble breathing?
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Is that all you got, ladies?
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-Come on, Ky. Let's go.
-Ge off me!
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What's the matter? Having trouble breathing?
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Hey, get off the kid!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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It's not his fault!
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Hey, I just-- I just wanted to say thank you.
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All right, well, you said it.
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So last night, was that, like, Tae Kwon Do or jujitsu
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or MMA or something?
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It's karate.
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Old-school karate.
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Do you think you could teach me?
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What? No.
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What? Come on, when school starts,
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those guys are gonna make my life miserable.
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-It's not my problem.
-What?
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If I just knew a little bit of what you knew then I would be--
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Forget it. I don't do karate anymore.
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All right? Besides, I need to find a job.
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Well, you can open your own karate school.
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It's called a dojo.
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Well, you could open your own dojo.
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Look, I'm not getting into this with you, all right?
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I'm not even sure I'm allowed to be around kids right now.
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All right, you want my advice?
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Stop being so annoying.
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Maybe you'll stop getting your ass kicked.
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Okay.
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You got Encore?
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Yes, ma'am, that's correct, Your Honor, she is--
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Who the hell are you?
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You know those little red stickers
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that say "further reduced"?
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That means spoiled. You know that, right?
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You're eating bad meat, boy.
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What the hell are you doing in my apartment, Sid?
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Oh, that's some thank-you.
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Who do you think bailed you out?
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Again.
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I never asked you for anything.
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I think that little incident at Applebee's
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would've taught you to keep your hands to yourself.
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You know...
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when I met your mom,
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she really knocked my socks off.
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Beautiful.
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Blonde.
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Tan.
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Tight.
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Little did I know I'd be taking care
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of her schmuck kid forever.
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Yeah, Sid, you were the stepfather of the century.
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Well, high praise
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coming from a world-class daddy like you.
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How old is Robby now?
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15? 16?
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When's the last time you saw him?
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Just get the hell out of here, man.
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I'll get the hell out of here
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when I'm goddamn good and ready.
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-Sid.
-What?
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Blood pressure.
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Ah, keep watching your bullshit judge show.
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Will you, Rhonda? And stay out of this.
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Jesus. God.
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This is why I'm here.
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What's this?
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Well, you know, I told your mama
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I'd take care of you always, but...
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in this case,
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I think even she would cut me some slack.
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I'm buying you out of my life.
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I'd rather be homeless than take money from you.
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Oh, well, hell... Yeah, okay.
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Rhonda!
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Lunchtime!
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Call Art's.
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See if they got that belly lox.
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I'd say get your life in order,
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but, uh, at this point,
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you're like the meat in your fridge.
276
00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:10,080
Chappy, Chappy, where are you?
277
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,740
Just put in that tape, that's an order.
278
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,020
Nothing you can do about me.
279
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:15,220
Chappy, I want to help you. Where are you?
280
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:17,490
Climb high like I told you.
281
00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,390
Doug, I ain't gonna make it.
282
00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:27,820
Chappy!
283
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:33,060
284
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,000
ppy: A bunch of things must've gone wrong
285
00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:37,170
if you're listening to this.
286
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:41,070
Whatever happened, I know you must be real scared.
287
00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:43,280
Right now you're probably filled
288
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,950
with all the doubts in the world.
289
00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:48,620
But I'm gonna tell you something, Doug.
290
00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:52,820
God doesn't give people things He doesn't want them to use.
291
00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:56,790
And He gave you the touch.
292
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:59,260
It's a power you have inside of you,
293
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:02,390
down there where you keep your guts, boy.
294
00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:04,430
It's all you need to blast your way in
295
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:07,100
and get back what they took from you.
296
00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:09,240
Banzai!
297
00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:11,440
Daniel LaRusso here for LaRusso Auto,
298
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,340
bringing you specials on all of our inventory.
299
00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:16,840
We have an excess of Jeep Grand Cherokees
300
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,150
priced to go.
301
00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:21,050
Get a lease for only--Nah.
302
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,020
Make that--Chop!
303
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:26,050
Yes, we are chopping prices on all of our Hondas,
304
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,080
Nissans, Acuras, and Audis.
305
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,820
Hiyah.
306
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,300
So come visit any of our locations
307
00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:35,160
in Tarzana, Woodland Hills,
308
00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:37,160
North Hollywood, or Sherman Oaks.
309
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,340
And as always, every customer leaves
310
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:43,170
with their very own bonsai tree.
311
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,840
LaRusso Auto Group. We kick the competition.
312
00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:56,120
313
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,830
* Daylight, all right *
314
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,130
* I don't know *
315
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,560
-Yeah.
-All right.
316
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,740
* I don't know if it's real *
317
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:18,640
* Been a long night, and something ain't right *
318
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:23,110
* You won't show, you won't show how you feel *
319
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:25,980
* No time *
320
00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,850
-* Ever seemed right *
321
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:32,490
* To talk about the reasons why you're not fine *
322
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:36,520
* It's high time to draw the line *
323
00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:40,820
* Put an end to this game before it's too late *
324
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,160
* Head games *
325
00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:45,260
* It's you and me, baby *
326
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,540
* Head games *
327
00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:49,710
* And I can't take it anymore *
328
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:52,280
* Head games *
329
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:55,900
* I don't wanna play the head games *
330
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:59,210
331
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,940
* I daydream for hours it seems *
332
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:07,290
* I keep thinking of you, yeah, thinking of you *
333
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,220
* These daydreams *
334
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:12,160
* What do they mean? *
335
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,230
* They keep haunting me *
336
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,260
* Are they warning me? *
337
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,700
338
00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:28,700
339
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,210
Man: I got second place.
340
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,150
Second place is no place! You're off the team!
341
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,420
That sucks. I did my best.
342
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,450
-What did you say?
-I said I did my best.
343
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,450
You're nothing! You lost! You're a loser!
344
00:18:41,490 --> 00:18:44,290
-No, you're the loser, man.
-Oh, I'm the loser, huh?
345
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,760
Yeah.
346
00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:48,160
Now who's the loser?
347
00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:50,330
You know, you're really sick, man.
348
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,000
Hey.
349
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,330
-Hey, come on!
-Hey, what are you doing?
350
00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:55,640
Don't.
351
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,770
How does second place feel now, huh?
352
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,330
Come on, he can't breathe.
353
00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:01,240
-Mind your business.
-You're gonna kill him.
354
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:04,040
Sensei, please, you're hurting him.
355
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,980
How does second place feel now, huh?
356
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:07,040
357
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,450
Oh, my God.
358
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,550
Yasmine, I told you you shouldn't be on your phone.
359
00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:13,650
What the--
360
00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:15,760
What are we gonna do, guys? What are we gonna do?
361
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:16,830
We have to call the police.
362
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:17,990
We can't. My parents will kill me.
363
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:21,290
What the hell are you doing? What are you--
364
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:24,030
Open the door! Open the door!
365
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,660
Drive!
366
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,970
Hey, where do you think you're going?
367
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,840
Where do you think you're going?
368
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,270
Shit.
369
00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:39,620
Oh, come--
370
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,150
Take care of her. She's a classic.
371
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:47,320
Mm-hmm.
372
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:49,890
-Hey, where do I pick it up?
-It's on the card.
373
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,660
374
00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:56,060
LaRusso.
375
00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:57,720
No, no, no.
376
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,830
Hey, hey!
377
00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:04,670
Ah, come on.
378
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:09,740
379
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:35,440
380
00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:44,080
How you doing, sir?
381
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,850
-Would you be interested in--
-No.
382
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:54,320
383
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:55,650
Great. You're all set.
384
00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:57,190
Thanks so much. Have a great day.
385
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,690
Thank you.
386
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,390
Hi, welcome to LaRusso. How can I help you?
387
00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:04,430
Hi, I just need to pick up my car.
388
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,240
I'm in a bit of a hurry.
389
00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:09,640
Oh, this came in last night?
390
00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:11,170
It's gonna be at least a couple of weeks,
391
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,740
but we'll call you with an estimate.
392
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,600
No, no, no, my car was not supposed to come here.
393
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,740
Okay? I want it towed to a different body shop.
394
00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:18,310
Why?
395
00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:20,810
We have the number-one service team in the Valley.
396
00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:22,150
We beat all prices.
397
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:23,480
We kick the competition.
398
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:24,790
Yeah, yeah, I've heard it a million times.
399
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:27,620
I just prefer to do my business elsewhere.
400
00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:31,130
And here are the watering instructions.
401
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,690
Thanks again for being returning customers.
402
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,860
Before you go, Mr. LaRusso wanted to thank you personally.
403
00:21:35,890 --> 00:21:37,990
Let me go get him.
404
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,230
Can you hurry it up? I got to go.
405
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:40,900
Hold on.
406
00:21:40,930 --> 00:21:43,570
Um, it says your car is in one of our intake lots.
407
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,040
I'll just figure out which one.
408
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,370
You know what? I'll come back tomorrow.
409
00:21:46,410 --> 00:21:47,740
But, sir, I--
410
00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:54,680
411
00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:56,010
Johnny?
412
00:21:56,050 --> 00:22:00,190
413
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,490
Johnny Lawrence.
414
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,960
I-I-I knew it was you.
415
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,260
Holy--
416
00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:08,290
-How the hell are you?
-Hey, man.
417
00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:10,900
Oh, my God, look at you.
418
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:14,130
You still got those golden locks, eh?
419
00:22:14,170 --> 00:22:16,570
God, this is crazy. How you been?
420
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,340
Great, man. Thanks. I've been great.
421
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,910
That's great. Hey, hey, Anoush. Come here.
422
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,510
Louie, get over here. I want you to meet somebody.
423
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:23,880
-I got to go.
-No, no, no, no.
424
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,310
This is Johnny Lawrence.
425
00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:27,680
He and I go way back, right, buddy?
426
00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:29,780
This guy was the toughest dude in my high school.
427
00:22:29,810 --> 00:22:32,680
When I first moved here from Jersey, he and I...
428
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,060
We got into a little bit.
429
00:22:35,090 --> 00:22:37,360
This guy really had it in for me.
430
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:39,530
Yeah, well, you did move in on my girl.
431
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,360
Well, she actually wasn't really your girl anymore,
432
00:22:42,390 --> 00:22:43,890
was she?
433
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,870
I mean...
434
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:48,170
Ah, all right, that's all water under the bridge.
435
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,200
Wait. Is this the karate guy, the guy from the tournament?
436
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,710
Oh, this is the guy whose ass you kicked.
437
00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:55,510
It was a really close match.
438
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:58,580
But if you want to get technical, I kicked his face.
439
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:01,550
I'm just busting your chops.
440
00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,080
It was an illegal kick.
441
00:23:03,110 --> 00:23:04,380
Oh, illegal, really?
442
00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:05,920
Come on, what about that elbow to my knee?
443
00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:07,750
Yeah, I got a warning. You got the win.
444
00:23:07,790 --> 00:23:10,460
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No fighting in the showroom, guys.
445
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,060
All right, back to work.
446
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:14,230
-All right. Nice meeting you.
-Get back to work.
447
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,660
Enough reminiscing, right?
448
00:23:15,690 --> 00:23:18,390
So what brings you in? You looking for a new ride?
449
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:21,030
He wants his car towed to a different body shop.
450
00:23:21,070 --> 00:23:23,640
Oh, no, no, Johnny, we got the best prices in town.
451
00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,300
That crook at Cole's on Van Nuys--
452
00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:26,710
he's gonna try to screw you over.
453
00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:28,780
Sheila, let me see the estimate.
454
00:23:28,810 --> 00:23:31,780
Pontiac?
455
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:33,910
Firebird?
456
00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:36,550
Wow. Someone did a real number on this thing.
457
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:38,080
Maybe it's time for an upgrade.
458
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,220
Why don't we walk the lot?
459
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,590
I could give you a great deal on a certified pre-owned--
460
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,620
I just want my car.
461
00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:45,260
All right. All right, all right.
462
00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:46,520
You got it, all right?
463
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,960
Let me see how low I can get this repair.
464
00:23:48,990 --> 00:23:50,420
Friends and family...
465
00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:52,530
My own personal code.
466
00:23:55,470 --> 00:23:57,540
You know what? It's on the house.
467
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,140
No way, man. I don't need your charity.
468
00:23:59,170 --> 00:24:00,610
No, no, you'd be doing me a favor.
469
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,610
Our guys aren't used to working on a car like this.
470
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,740
They could use the practice. You could use the repairs.
471
00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:06,820
-This is win-win.
-I said I'll handle it.
472
00:24:06,850 --> 00:24:08,550
All right.
473
00:24:09,850 --> 00:24:11,020
Okay, but it's--
474
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:14,290
John, it's gonna cost more than the car's worth.
475
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,720
476
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,630
Listen, don't worry about it, John.
477
00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:20,260
It's my pleasure, all right?
478
00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:21,460
-All right.
-Okay?
479
00:24:21,490 --> 00:24:23,460
Just hang here a second. I got something for you.
480
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,170
One minute.
481
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,570
482
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,040
-Hey, Dad.
-Look who's here.
483
00:24:29,070 --> 00:24:32,210
484
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,640
Open the door!
485
00:24:33,670 --> 00:24:35,610
I'm good.
486
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,910
You got to be kidding me.
487
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,110
Hey, Johnny, wait up.
488
00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:45,320
Johnny, wait up.
489
00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:51,860
Every customer gets one.
490
00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,660
Come on.
491
00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:55,990
And, hey, look, I don't blame you
492
00:24:56,030 --> 00:24:58,200
for what happened back in the day, all right?
493
00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,330
I know that wasn't you.
494
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,660
It was Cobra Kai.
495
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,840
We're all better off without it, am I right?
496
00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:04,410
All right, take care of yourself,
497
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,340
and I'll call you when the car's ready, okay?
498
00:25:06,370 --> 00:25:08,040
This is crazy. You look--you look--
499
00:25:08,070 --> 00:25:09,770
It's good to see you, man.
500
00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:28,030
501
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:33,870
502
00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:39,700
Are you sure you're ready?
503
00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:42,040
'Cause once you go down this path, there's no turning back.
504
00:25:42,070 --> 00:25:43,870
You're gonna be my karate teacher?
505
00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:45,150
No.
506
00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:48,540
I'm gonna be your sensei.
507
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:52,580
508
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:54,590
I'm gonna teach you the style of karate
509
00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:56,790
me:
510
00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:58,020
a method of fighting
511
00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:00,360
your pussy generation desperately needs.
512
00:26:00,390 --> 00:26:01,990
Good luck. It's all yours.
513
00:26:02,030 --> 00:26:03,400
All right.
514
00:26:03,430 --> 00:26:07,740
515
00:26:07,770 --> 00:26:10,740
I'm not just gonna teach you how to conquer your fears.
516
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:14,140
I'm gonna teach you how to awaken the snake within you.
517
00:26:14,170 --> 00:26:18,410
And once you do that, you'll be the one who's feared.
518
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:23,710
519
00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:27,120
You'll build strength.
520
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:29,120
521
00:26:29,150 --> 00:26:31,120
You'll learn discipline.
522
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,930
523
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,130
And when the time is right...
524
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,130
525
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,130
You'll strike back.
526
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,330
527
00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:49,240
Remember that guy from my high school?
528
00:26:49,270 --> 00:26:51,840
The blond pretty boy that you beat in that tournament.
529
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,520
I never remember calling him "pretty."
530
00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:56,490
Cobra Kai isn't just about karate.
531
00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:57,710
It's about a way of life.
532
00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,490
What does any of this have to do with karate?
533
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,990
Do not question my methods.
534
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,260
Anyone I have to worry about?
535
00:27:02,290 --> 00:27:03,290
There's this one guy.
536
00:27:05,060 --> 00:27:07,100
How about we invite him over for dinner on Friday?
537
00:27:07,130 --> 00:27:08,900
So tell me about that shiner you got there.
538
00:27:08,930 --> 00:27:09,760
Oh, this?
539
00:27:09,790 --> 00:27:11,460
I know high school kids can be rough.
540
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,870
Oh, it wasn't a kid.
541
00:27:14,630 --> 00:27:16,370
Some things never change.
542
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,230
You've seen Johnny's story,
543
00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:21,570
now click below for another free episode of Cobra Kai
544
00:27:21,610 --> 00:27:23,710
to see Daniel LaRusso's side of the story.
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