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you

Anyway, this is my place, the guest
house where you would be staying at.

I just want to make you really
comfortable here.

I mean, especially after, you know, the
things I said last week. And I

apologize, sincerely.

Okay. Yeah, that was kind of tough.

Yeah, well, you know, I'm sorry.

I'm supposed to be perfect for you,
though.

Yeah.

There's one thing. My daughter is
coming.

And this weekend she's going to be here.
Her name is Jessie.

And she's leaving her biological father,
my ex.

And he's got some addiction problems. So
I was hoping that she could stay here.

Okay.

I mean, I would kind of like to meet her
first. I don't see why she couldn't

stay here.

But this isn't one of those stepdaughter
situations, is it?

No.

No, she's not a biological daughter.

Okay, well, you know, I was just making
sure.

Okay. But anyway, yeah, I've got to go.
My next appointment is coming. All

right. See you guys later. Bye. Bye.

I don't know about that girl.

Really? She scares the hell out of me.
Yeah, she set me up the last time I was

here.

Or was it her sister? I think it was her
sister, Dana, set me up.

Oh, that crazy... Isn't she in jail, I
think, now?

Yeah. So... But, you know, I was... I
was planning on going to the beach with

Heather this weekend.

And Jesse would be staying here.

But I don't know if I... Would you come
and check on Jesse for me?

Oh, sure.

That would make me feel a lot better.
Absolutely, yeah.

I'll make sure I keep my eyes on her.

Yeah.

But this is a great place. I think it'll
be perfect.

I think it will, too.

Yeah, it's awesome.

We've got the pool and the jacuzzi.

You'll have to come over. Yeah, the
pool.

We've got all this space out back and
privacy and it's woodsy.

We're really lucky.

Yeah. I think Jessie will like it, too.
Hopefully she can stay here for a little

bit longer. Yeah, I'm sure you can.

And there won't be a problem.

Like you said, you know, no need to
worry. I'll I'll watch after I'd

that. Okay Well, I gotta go pack a bunch
of stuff into the car with your help.

Oh god, I love it Yeah,

well, you know I have a couple rules
that I like to tell everyone, you know,

when I'm potentially renting to them, we
have one open parking spot for you.

Guests, they have to park on the street.

There are a couple other little things.
Follow me.

He really didn't like it.

Yeah. So another one of my roles that I
really care about is no men at the 8 p

.m. Oh, that's fine. I'm actually a
lesbian, so I just got out of a...

Serious relationship and I will not have
any guys over here at all.

That's awesome because I actually tried
to run this place like a lesbian

household. We're all kind of dykes
around here.

But anyway, I just turned up at the
guest house with Lady Brenda.

It's kind of a wild story. I don't know.
You'll meet her. It's just kind of, you

know, weird.

Like weird how so?

Well, do you really want to know?

Well, if I'm going to be living here,
I'd like to know.

Okay, well, she started boating her
stepdaughter, Heather.

And, I don't know, she got kicked out of
her husband's house. And her and

Heather are kind of an item, but
Heather's not allowed here. You might

biological daughter running around here
a little bit. I don't know.

It could get really interesting.

It seems like.

Yeah, welcome to Thornhill.

Yeah, I'm hoping to just be here for
this, you know, monthly four weeks and

then. Move back to Springfield. That's
my plan.

Okay. Well, let me show you around some
more. Okay.

So this right here is my sister Dana's
room.

But she'll be gone, you know, for 30
days. She'll be back, though, at some

point. Where'd she go?

It's a funny story, actually.

She kind of just punched the cop in the
face. And she's in the clink right now.

But, you know, 30 days she'll be out,
and when she gets back, you know, you

might even have a few extra couple days
to stay in this room because she's

probably going to want to sleep in bed
with me.

Sleep with you?

Yeah, I mean... Like, sleep with you?

She's just my stepsister. It's not like
we're really related or anything.

So, yeah, she is going to sleep with me
for a little bit. I can tell you that

right now.

But, you know, this is a pretty nice
room.

It's up to you whether or not you want
to stay here. I don't know.

Where are your parents?

My parents? Oh, yeah.

They own this place, right?

Yeah. Well, they went away. They're kind
of on this, like, third honeymoon,

Rowan romance type of deal.

That's fine with me. I like running this
household the way I want to.

But how about...

Those rental agreement papers. I think
that you're perfect. Yeah, I think it

will work. I think, you know, the
perfect time limit. I'm, you know, have

four weeks.

Cool. Well, I want you to come sign
those with me. Okay. Ready? Yeah.

So, I think you'll be okay here this
weekend.

I'm so sad I'm not going with you.

Oh, next time you'll go with.

But I'll be back on Sunday.

But Heather just informed me she has a
band concert or some practice for that

Saturday. So I may be back a day early.

So I'm not quite sure.

You guys have fun?

We do have fun. I'm excited to get out
of town.

But Maggie will take good care of you,
I'm sure. She's one of my best friends.

We're going to have so much fun.

I know you will.

Well, I'm going to go get Heather.

Head off into the sunset, I think.

Ooh.

So have a good weekend.

Bye.

Love you, baby.

Bye. Have fun.

Bye.

See you when you get back.

It'll take good care of her, okay? Okay.
Bye, honey. Bye.

I'm so sad she's gone.

What? I'm so sad she's gone.

She'll be back. She'll be a couple of
days.

Yeah.

Hopefully.

So, what do you think you'd like to do
today?

I want to go lay by the pool. We don't
have the pool from where I'm from.

The pool?

Yeah. Have you seen the weather outside?

I know it's chilly, but I brought my
bathing suit.

Please.

Okay. It's a little cold for me, but...
I think it'll be great. I can just lay

by the pool and read my book.

Read your book?

Yeah, it's nice outside.

Oh, okay.

It's perfect.

I'm going to go get my bikini from the
other room. All right.

Hi. Hi there. You must be Brenda's
daughter, right? Yeah. I'm Juliana. I'm

Jessie. Nice to meet you.

What

are

you reading?

Leviticus.

What are you reading?

Magazine.

Do you go to school?

Yeah. I go to Thornhill High.

Nice.

Do you have any extracurricular
activities you do there?

I just started gymnastics.

Gymnastics? Yeah. It's really tough.

Is it?

What's so tough about it? Well, they
make us do these crazy pull -ups. My

have been killing me.

Oh, they have?

They're really sore?

Yeah.

Maybe I should massage them for you.

No, it'd be nice.

It'd be nice?

You're so sweet.

How's that feel?

Feels amazing.

That feel good?

Yeah.

You're giving me goosebumps.

Do you maybe want to go inside and grab
something to eat or to drink?

That would be really nice.

Come on, Jessie.

It's time to go inside. Hi.

Okay.

It's getting cold outside.

I have to come inside.

Oh, you know, there's just something
about that girl. I don't get a very good

vibe from her. I just don't like her.

I see.

She seems like a nice lady.

Well, it's getting cold out there, too.

You feel cold?

It was a little chilly.

Mm -hmm.

Why don't we, um, do you like having a
nap?

Yeah? Yeah.

It'd be nice and warm under the covers.

Okay, where can you get in?

That sounds good, actually.

Looks like you've got a sharp pillow
here.

Is it snuggly under there?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Like a worm.

Ah,

this feels good.

So, Maggie.

Mm -hmm?

The kids at school keep talking about
Heather and Mom.

Why do they do that?

They tease you?

Yeah.

Well, normally, mommies and daddies are

together, and that's usually the way it
works.

But your mom and Heather have a, they

just have a very special, unique
relationship.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, they're really close.

Very, very close.

Sleepy?

so good sometimes.

Bye.

So, yeah.

I was kind of wondering, uh, hungry for
some pizza?

Drink some beer?

Yeah. Yeah, you know, it'd be like 25
bucks. It's not that much. And I figure

since you're just kind of hanging out
here, might as well get to know my new

roommate. Yeah.

I'm totally up for that.

Cool. You know, I was, um, I went out in
the backyard today, and Jesse

was back there.

New Brenda's daughter.

Oh, yeah.

She's pretty cute.

Yeah, she's pretty fucking cute.

Yeah.

What would you like about her?

Um, I don't know. She's just... She has,
like, a very innocent thing to her, you

know? She's... I don't know. She's very
cute. She has a cute smile.

Yeah. Well, she's super young. I mean...
Yeah, I know. High school, huh?

I think that's so hot.

That's cool. It's like you and me kind
of...

Has the same taste in the chicks.

Yeah.

But then some lady came back there and,
like, stormed off with her.

Did anyone know?

Because she didn't even say hi to me.
She completely ignored me.

You're talking about Maggie.

She was sent over here to babysit Jesse,
but, you know, she was one of those

chicks that was banging her
stepdaughter, too.

Until she killed herself.

What?

Yeah. For real?

Welcome to Thornhill.

That's crazy.

Yeah, you know, it gets a little crazy
around here sometimes.

Keeps it interesting, though, you know?
Sounds like it.

I think it's a good idea moving away.

Move away from where you're from, or?

Well, no, I'm going to move right home
to you. Oh, moving away from here.

Already? Yeah, that I moved to
Springfield, so.

Well, I mean.

You could at least have fun while you're
here.

Don't you think?

What? You're giving me this look like
you think I'm silly.

If you didn't like what I was doing to
you right now, you would have already

smacked my hand away.

True.

I think it's just as scandalous as the
rest of us here.

Oh, you do?

Four weeks is just enough time to rest
out some fun.

I like that idea.

I love little ones,

they're my favorite

Your tits look like the size of my head.

Those are my favorite.

Well, that's all we don't have.

Yeah, that's true.

I guess we can give it to each other.

I hate to

take

off this pretty dress.

Like you said, we only have four weeks.

I don't know.

You can't give one attention and not the
other.

You know I wanted you as a roommate,
huh?

I had other intentions.

Big jiggly asses.

How tight these panties are on you.

you're fucking pissed me off man

Make your titty taste like your pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I think I'm going to like living here.

Yeah, I think I'm going to like having
you here.

You guys too.

So they were supposed to be here about
two? Yeah.

Oh, they're late, of course. Yeah, like
usual.

So what did you get her for her
birthday?

Nothing.

Yeah, me neither.

Well, I was like, you know, a cake and
coming over and hanging out. I thought

that wasn't a good enough birthday
present. Yeah, bonding.

Bonding. But I... I don't know. I feel
bad.

I figured I would sort of have a
birthday present more for my brother.

heard that she was...

Oh, my God, you're offering up your
brother.

Well, not to her, more for my brother. I
heard she was a really nice girl. I

don't really know her too well. But, you
know, my brother, I think he'd be great

for pretty much any girl if that girl
was good for him anyway.

Yeah, but my brother didn't have enough
time to spend with her.

He's always working, doing something
else, going somewhere.

Yeah, that's what adult women want, a
job, responsible, private investigator.

What about, like, Chad?

Chad? Chad's got money and, I mean, he's
got the beautiful house.

It's because he's a drug dealer.

Well. Yeah. No.

My brother's a private investigator.

401k. Retirement. Good vacation time.

Good looking. Really good looking. Okay,
yes. He is good looking. I'll give you

that. I'll give you that. But what about
Mike? Mike is gorgeous.

He is, like, male model material.

Stupid. He's really stupid.

Part -time job.

It doesn't matter.

That's not even going to know. It
doesn't matter, really.

We'll just listen to Mike.

Mike? Yeah.

I'm rooting for my brother.

Oh, my God, I guess. I think he needs a
good girl, and I heard she was a really,

really nice girl.

She is, but I don't know if they'd
really go together.

What, is she into, like, that short
-term, hot -sex kind of thing?

Or long -term, committed?

No,

I don't even know.

I think it'd be better for her just to
fuck around right now.

If your brother, I don't want to get too
serious.

Too serious.

Why don't you let her decide? How old is
she? There's like a hundred cakes and a

candle. A hundred cakes and a candle? I
mean, a hundred candles and a cake. We

haven't even started drinking yet.

I already have. You just didn't know.

Alright, well.

Alright, well I'm going to go pee and
get finished getting ready before they

come. Oh yeah, of course. Let me set up
the plates and everything.

Alright, do you have anything?

Yeah. You good for now?

Then I'm waiting for the plates. You can
do it when you get back.

You did a good. That was a big old blow.
I didn't think you were going to be

able to do it in one hour.

Make a wish?

You didn't remember to make a wish, did
you? Yeah, I really can't tell you.

Did you pour the milk?

Oh, well, I thought we were... Okay.

Admiring my beautiful pink cake. Yeah,
here, somebody get rid of the candles.

Oh, do we have another plate of candles
on?

No.

Here we go.

Thanks guys for the cake. Hi, you're
welcome.

Happy birthday.

Do you have any other plans?

No, not right now.

Oh, well, okay. So we thought about
getting a birthday present.

And besides the party and the little
cake and everything.

Okay, we got tickets to the softball
game. Really? UT, Wildcats, and

Bulldogs? Yes, and the Bulldogs. Our
tribals, I know you love softball.

right? I knew you would.

But it's a weekend away.

Well, next weekend.

Next weekend.

So you have to spend this weekend with
us, I guess.

All done.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God. So the other day I was at
the mall, and I saw this really fucking

cute boy.

A new one to add. the collage of Mike
and Chad and John and Jeff.

Only that many. Of course you do.

Of course you do.

But he was really cute.

His name was actually John also.

Any of you other ladies done anything
fun this last couple weekends?

I haven't seen you in a while. I just
got back from Cabo. Oh my god, no

How was that? So jealous.

It was a lot of fun. We went to the big
group and had the hand line.

Ooh, let's see.

Yeah, you got some color.

Yeah. Totally. Oh yeah.

That was fun.

Lots of drinking. More drinking than one
person needs to do.

Oh, so does anybody want a piece of
cake?

I was going to say, make me third.

You take the balloon off first, though.
It's plastic.

We wanted to surprise you.

I know. I love Tinky.

I'm going to share my plate with you.

Okay. So I can pretend I'm not eating
that much.

That's what I did last time.

So have I made any guys around
Thornhill?

No, I've been like keeping myself pretty
busy.

I mean, I've been around Thornhill for a
while now.

Yeah, she's been around.

But I can vouch for one man with bias. I
mean, my brother.

Twin brother.

Really? Yeah. So cute. Oh, my God. He's
flattering me. Does he look like you?

Of course, right?

Well, he's actually better.

But he's single.

Makes good money.

Wow. And he's busy.

But I think if he had the right girl, he
would definitely have time for her.

And good body, athletic.

And so we were thinking we could set you
up on like the first date kind of

thing. And that's why we got you the
tickets for the softball game. Oh my

you guys.

Oh my gosh. Oh, you're going to set me
up.

So much fun to have fun.

Well, what about the plans I made?

Like, I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to go
do something with my stepmom next

weekend.

Oh, come on. That sounds totally fake.

You're totally lying to us. No, I'm not.
You're going to wash your hair next?

Really?

No, but I... She's going to walk her dog
on Saturday next week. Hey.