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She got it worse than me.
I had to punch all the cookies.
My tics and I have a complicated relationship with food.
I try my best, but it's a little bit of a hot mess.
When it comes to eating out, if my tics are ever really bad, we just don't.
What threats?
Food can always be a trigger for my tics, from smells, scents, touches.
You like sweet stuff?
You like wieners? I like wieners. You like wieners? You like wieners. But
I would call myself a foodie. I love food.
Even though I haven't tried a lot of exotic food before, I'm definitely down
try, because I need to.
Expand your horizon.
No, I need to expand my taste buds at this point because there's a lot of food
I've missed out on.
I want to get out more and not feel like my tics are holding me back.
Oh, there it goes.
You're done.
You're done.
So we have decided that we are going to take on D .C. and try so much different
food in so many different flavors.
We're also on the lookout for maybe some inspiration on foods to have at the
wedding. We are so excited to be trying some of the best food around D .C.
Our first stop on our
D .C. food crawl is food truck.
Like you go in the heart of D .C., they have...
Kind of food truck. You can get any and every food possible from anywhere around
the world. Are you ready?
I'm ready. Okay.
I'm so excited. I'm so hungry.
What do you think about these cheese rolls?
The cheese balls?
We could do the jumbo. The jumbo Korean mozzarella corn dog.
That sounds good. The super tender bulgogi loaded tater tots. What is
Balogi?
It's not baloney.
It's bulgogi.
Bulgogi? I don't know. It's a meat, maybe.
Well, let's try it. Hello. Hi, how are you? Can we do an order of the bulgogi
tater tot? Uh -huh.
Can we do the jumbo Korean mozzarella corn dog?
Okay. Can I get your name?
Bae. Bae? Yeah.
Duck.
All right.
Bae, give me like a couple minutes, okay? All right, thank you.
Bae? My pearly.
So this is bulgogi -loaded tater tots. Okay.
This is a Korean mozzarella corn dog.
Oh, okay.
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you.
You got it all?
Yep.
All right, these are the loaded tots. This looks absolutely freaking amazing.
Yo, these loaded tots give me a rating out of 10.
Okay, yeah.
Go for it.
I'm not hungry either.
Cheers.
That's good.
That's good.
Excuse me.
That is good.
They're amazing. I don't want to throw them. Okay.
I don't want to throw them.
There's like a white sauce on here.
It's so good. And then this is like whole steak or something.
Kind of like the kind that would be in, like, a Philly cheesesteak.
Mmm! It's so good.
Here, are you ready to try the wiener?
Oh, my God.
That looks good.
Y 'all, this is a jumbo mozzarella stick.
Y 'all, this is a jumbo Korean mozzarella corn dog, okay?
Wait for the cheese pull.
Every time.
Do you want it?
Nope.
I'm just not done with the tater tots.
Okay.
Listen, first time ever, Korean food truck edition.
This is gas, okay?
You just sound like Beckner. I know, and that's why I did it purposefully.
That's sad.
Beckner's cool.
He's also 11.
All right, let's go.
This place looks good. This place smells incredible.
Hi. Hi.
Hi.
So how does this place work? So we have walking tacos.
Did you bring your own bag of chips? We did not, no. It's okay. We got them for
us. Oh, awesome. One for you. One for you.
Here.
We'll make it easier for you to eat, okay? Okay.
All right.
We're going to do some chicken.
Cucumber. Yeah, cucumber's fine. You like onion?
Yeah. Fresh onion.
Fresh. You like a cheese? I like cheese. Extra cheese for him. Extra cheese?
Extra, extra cheese.
Extra day. There you go.
You like white sauce?
What's the white sauce?
Yogurt -based. Yogurt -based, sour cream, some seasoning in there. Let's
Sure, let's try some. I'll add a little bit.
Okay, my friend.
You ready for your bowl?
Let's go. Let's go.
Chicken, yes. Chicken? All right.
Dick. Chicken and that's right. Chicken and going right in.
Right here, right here.
Cilantro? Yes.
Can we do it on one side? On one side, half.
And then can we have the other side with the orange sauce?
Absolutely. You're creative. I like that. A little sweet, a little tangy.
we go. Now that is a nice bowl. Thank you. Thank you.
Have a good day. You too.
Suck up that.
Look at this.
This smells amazing.
Oh, my God. I'm going to need a second. I'm in heaven.
Are you kidding me? We'll see you guys at the wedding.
And this white sauce is actually nuts. Like, I don't know what it is, but it is
amazing. And then mine.
which is on the ground, because if I pick it up right now, it's going to go
straight to you.
I have cilantro, fresh onions, fresh cucumbers, fresh cheese, chicken, and
And chips.
Down there. And I have all the sauces.
I don't know.
I gotcha.
Airplane. This is so good.
This is what I envisioned for our wedding.
Food truck being the main course of dinner. I wouldn't be mad at this for
a main course at our wedding.
McDick. Okay.
Can I just see the bottom of your hand?
Thanks. Anyways, we're going to go try desserts now.
I like how colorful their food truck is.
Latin dick.
Hopefully they don't have dick here.
Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Pretty good.
Can we get both the desserts?
Yeah, absolutely.
Sorry, I want to try both.
Okay. Thank you.
Here's the tres leches. Oh, perfect.
Here's the Juan or the quesillo.
Thank you.
You're welcome. Enjoy.
I'm glad that we're sitting down.
Yeah.
Give me the food. All right, now take that.
Listen, I'm always down to clown with some dessert.
Share.
This is the Tres Leches.
That is so good.
I also love cinnamon, so I'm a little biased.
That's good, ain't it?
I don't want to give it back.
That's good.
I am ready for some Castillo.
I'm ready for you to roll me out of here.
Autobots, roll out.
Venezuelan flan. You want to try it first?
Sure. You don't like that?
I'm not the biggest fan of the texture.
There's a weird little aftertaste.
I mean, they're both pretty good. I would just prefer the Trey's blood
I would definitely prefer the Trey's blood chase.
Dick! Sorry.
Okay, what was your favorite food that you ate today?
We tried Korean food.
Venezuelan food.
And walking tacos.
My favorite food was the walking taco. That white sauce is the best sauce I've
ever had. My favorite was the bagoli, bagoli, tater tots, loaded tater
tots. Those things were so good.
We definitely had a food truck adventure.
Oh, I'm so full.
I'm very full.
Roll me out. Let's go. All right, let's go.
Oh, my leg's stuck.
See you guys in the next one.
Autobots. Oh my gosh.
That was some good food. It was good food.
The Korean food truck could be a contender for our wedding.
I'm sorry, did you not try them loaded tater tots? Because them things are the
best things I've ever tried.
Athletes don't come nowhere close to Flavor Hive.
We've got things to discuss.
Don't be a little what.
Don't be a what.
Like, what?
Can we do the banana first?
Well, that was bound to happen.
Cupcake down.
The cupcake is down.
For our next stop, I want to try Middle Eastern food because about a year ago,
my rideshare driver suggested Middle Eastern food. I am from Afghanistan. We
make a very delicious food at home.
I've never had Middle Eastern food.
You like falafel?
Your mom looks like a falafel. Your mom's built like a falafel. Body built
a falafel.
So all I've been doing is thinking about that falafel. Body built like a
falafel. I'm super excited, but I have absolutely zero idea what Middle Eastern
food is. I'm right there with you. So this is definitely us coming out of our
shell.
Look at this. That's really cool.
Okay, this place is so cute.
Yeah, it's really cool.
Good evening, folks. We're going to take you on an adventure to the Middle East
today with us, and I hope you enjoy the food and the atmosphere and everything
you have tonight.
Okay, thank you so much.
Fuck off, fat.
Y 'all ready for this?
There you go.
These people are.
Everyone in the restaurant's ready for this.
Objection. They're rolling out dicks on a platter.
Berky turkey beef jerky hat ass.
All righty, guys.
We can never go wrong with some toasted pita bread.
Sweet. So this is Sickles Vestibules.
This is our fava bean dip.
Dip? Yeah.
Take a dick, dude.
And our labneh and the hummus, our famous hummus.
I would say that because I make it personally, so that's my recipe.
Awesome. That's the beginning of the journey, so.
Okay. Thank you so much. Thank you. Okay, cheers. Ready for the hummus? Yep.
That's actually pretty good. Chuck's bald.
This hummus is so good, 10 out of 10.
It is really good.
The pickled cucumbers are really good. They taste just like a pickle.
I don't think I should try that one.
Will you try it if I try it? It just smells... Don't be a little what.
Don't be a what.
What?
Put it in your mouth.
Pause.
Thank you.
Everyone give him a round of applause.
We can do hard things.
The texture is getting me. The texture is getting me.
That's our classic falafels. I thought he built like a falafel. Oh, a falafel.
Okay. That's the kibbeh, cheese roll, and spinach fries, or we call it patayir
in the Middle East. Enjoy the food.
I've never tried falafel either, so.
Oh, you're just bare hands in it. Okay.
All right.
Jamie, do my pastime out here. I'm just kidding.
I have Tourette syndrome.
No, we're trying different things now.
Oh, my God, they're so good.
They're just really good.
They're just really good.
Objection.
What? I need to calm down. I need to fit into a wedding dress here soon.
I got to fit in the tux.
Yeah, a wedding dress is more important.
Joe, Biden's buried in my backyard for sorting cocaine off of a zebra during
Revolutionary War of 1812 and the Great Depression in 1920.
We did it, Joe.
This smells amazing.
What we have here is two platters of the mixed grill. It has a skewer of lamb,
ground beef, and chicken breast.
And, of course, our famous vermicelli rice.
Oh my gosh, that chicken is so good.
Mmm.
What is that? What's that red thing?
A tomato.
Try a bite of the lamb.
Go on straight in.
What kind of bite is that?
It's a nibble.
I like the roughness of it.
That's good.
What's this? It's a ground beef.
I don't know.
Looks like one of two of these two.
That's a big two.
It's just like meatloaf. It's a meatloaf.
Oh, my God.
Oh. Sorry, Taylor.
Oh, my gosh. I'm so full.
Colin, we tried a lot of good things. My favorite is either the chicken or the
cheese rolls. I also really like the hummus, too.
My favorite is either the chicken or this thing.
Spurred dick.
But it's good.
We just teleported right to the Middle East.
There's a belly dancer.
Oh, she's behind you.
You can do that.
Would you like to dance?
No, thank you.
Come on, Lila.
Get up there.
Would you like to dance?
Thank you. Come on, Lila.
Get up there.
Yeah.
Uh -huh.
Oh, yeah, babe.
That's perfect.
Both of you.
Oh.
I don't know about that.
I'll try.
All right, we're doing a hip -hop.
Okay, everyone used to call him in college Dooley Hips, so he can do this.
Yeah? Yeah.
You're fine, Dooley Hips. You're fine.
Do you want hipster?
Sure. Yes.
That's amazing.
Mine ain't jiggling. I'm going to stick with the hip hop.
Oh,
we're shimmying.
I can try. Am I moving?
I don't know how she does that.
He can shake it harder than that.
Good Lord.
You're good at that.
Well, that was fun.
Cheers to this adventure.
Cheers to this adventure.
Why did you just, like, it was a shot glass. Because I wish it was.
Yeah, based off of this little belly dancing scenario, we're going to need a
couple lessons for the wedding.
Which I told him we should get into it. He says, no, we're just going to
practice at home.
I might pull out some magic mic moves or something on that dance floor.
Get four shots of rumple at me.
Ain't no telling what's going to happen. Do you need a pole?
No, just keep your clothes on.
Next up. We're getting cupcakes, and I'm so excited because I love a good
dessert. For example, donuts, cookies, cupcake, whatever, babe.
This is you, not me.
A brookie, a brownie, a cookie, chocolate -covered pretzels, sugar
Everything is in your wheelhouse.
I'm not a huge dessert person, but the fact that Baylen wants an entire table
desserts at our wedding, I'm just here for the ride.
I am envisioning so many desserts at the wedding, I don't even think that
they're all going to be able to make it.
Hello! Welcome!
I'm Ellie. Nice to meet you. I'm Amanda. Thank you so much for coming.
I love cupcakes.
I love them too. And we're actually in the process of trying to plan a wedding,
so this would be great research.
I need a whole dessert table. I need a whole cupcake table.
Oh please, this is the place for that.
Oh my god, yay!
Do you care if we get into eating them? Let's do it. Do you want to do the
vanilla birthday one?
Yes, please do it.
It has a vanilla buttercream.
Okay, now that you've got that out of the way. That buttercream is so fresh.
Yeah, we're going to have to go to the next one or else I'm going to finish
this.
You like cherries. I don't like cherries. Okay, do you want to put it
love cherries, so I'm going to have the cherry.
Sorry.
It's just like banana.
You see how there's filling in it? So that's our chocolate.
Yeah, that's like the best part.
Oh my gosh, that is so good.
It's literally banana bread and a cupcake. I know.
Well, that was bound to happen.
There goes the banana.
Unfortunate.
Cupcake down.
The cupcake is down.
This is the fun part. We get messy.
It's time for red velvet.
You're already into it?
The red velvet is so good.
It's time to try the blueberry cheesecake.
Here's the blueberry.
And the cheesecake.
It's a coconut cheesecake with a little palm tree.
I love coconut.
That is very, very good.
Let's move it over there so you don't...
Punch it? Yeah.
And we can also move on to baking, whatever.
We can bake something?
Exactly. You'll get to make your own cupcakes. Yummy.
And maybe some frosting. Can we continue that?
We could.
Okay. I'll go get the ingredients, and I'll be right back. Okay. Thank you. Of
course.
Y 'all.
Now we're making cake?
Ding.
Yackety -yack, don't turn back.
All right.
All of our ingredients.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. We got a lot of sprinkles. Yes, we have a lot of
sprinkles. For today, we will do strawberries.
Does that sound good? Yes. All right. Real strawberries.
And then our butter.
Let's get started. We're going to cream the butter and the sugar.
Oh, sorry.
Flour in it, too.
There you go, Jalen.
All right.
Two eggs and put them in. I'm not the best egg cracker.
One egg down. I'm just going to crack it on the table.
Oh, that was good.
What the heck? Do you want to turn it on? Yeah. A little bit, but not yet.
slowly.
There you go. Keep going, keep going, keep going.
That's a good one right there.
It smells really good. Already, I know.
Who would like to pour in the strawberries?
I was going to say the sprinkles. They'll take me. I know that. You want
the strawberries in? You do it. Me do it? Okay.
Yeah. You can just go ahead.
All of them? Yeah.
Don't be shy.
Ooh, look at that.
Woo!
Amazing. Now that smells good. It smells even better.
Now we're actually going to get a pan.
Amazing.
Okay.
One baked scoop.
Ooh, that looks good.
Amazing. You can still see the chunks of the strawberry in there, and that's
what we want.
Everything else will be baked, but... This gives me happiness.
I know, I know.
And of course, the sprinkles will be after they go in the oven.
Fresh thing of strawberries with a little bit of pit.
Sorry.
It's a good thing these ones aren't being sold to people.
They're just for you.
There you go. I don't drop them.
There we go.
You guys, such a cool experience.
It is very cool.
Dip. Oh, just.
Won't we dip my ass, bitch?
I don't like the name Mike.
All right. Here they are.
Right behind you.
They're not. They're still cooling down a bit.
I'm excited.
So we're actually going to go ahead and frost them.
Yep.
I smashed them.
I'm trying to.
That's what I was looking at. I was trying to figure out why some of them
randomly moved.
That's why I moved.
All right, guys. Are you ready to frost?
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah. All right.
I'll do strawberry.
And you're going to hold it upright, and you're going to do a little swirl from
the center. There you go.
There you go. That's good.
Can I do cookies and cream? Yeah, please.
Looking good.
Amazing. This is our signature.
Oh, my gosh.
Imagine having to eat all of that ice cream. That was really good. All right,
you ready to decorate?
Yeah.
I'm going to show you guys how to make the baylet.
We start with strawberry frosting, and then we add a layer of
graham cracker crumbs.
You can switch up whatever sprinkles you want.
Maybe put a strawberry on it. Here, put some strawberry.
And now you have the Bailyn.
Cute.
That's good.
That's really good.
I'll take the cupcakes and the mixer.
Just kidding.
Do we get to take these home with us? Of course.
This gives me literal happiness.
Sprinkles. You can be as messy as you want in that box.
Oh, and you can also grab another one.
Oh, my God.
That's my kind of cupcake, I guess.
The box of cupcakes we took with us, they got eaten. Let's just say that.
got eaten.
I maybe had three cupcakes in one sitting at one time. It's fine.
It was good.
What I know from this tour is that there will be a table of cupcakes at that
wedding.
Okay. I'll keep my horse away from that table.
There is no way I'm putting that in my mouth.
I'm roping Beckner into this food adventure because Colin's at home in a
coma from all those cupcakes, so I gotta get my next best man out here.
Put me in, coach.
So we're gonna try to make homemade sushi for the first time.
I actually really am excited to make sushi because it's one of my favorite
foods. I don't really like fish, so the rules of traditional sushi I will not be
following. I have my own little twist to it.
Count me in.
I brought the good.
She's actually gas.
Do you really think we can make it? No, but it's worth a shot.
Okay, well, that's the confidence that we didn't need, so that's good.
Those are marshmallows, I think. I think they're cheese curd.
Oh.
You got the whole kit.
It's getting real.
Here's what I want in my sushi roll.
Rice, cucumbers, imitation crab.
You're going to need this, too.
Seaweed. You stupid fat bitch.
Well, I don't like seafood, so I'm not going to have the crab or the cheese
turds. The marshmallows. I'm going to do a quick cucumber chicken rice.
Okay, can you put your rice down? Put your rice down. Well, he does that with
the seaweed.
I'm going to do... I broke a nail.
Pink toy sheet.
Wait, what's a toy sheet?
I don't know.
Surprise, surprise.
Do a little bit of water.
I don't know how it's pink, but it's pink.
It's stuck to the pan.
It's okay, I just... Okay, we're gonna start over.
It's okay.
And we're going back.
Desmond, you're taking my spot.
I'm still figuring out how to get a rice paper to work with me here. So this is
going good.
God damn planet!
It smells like dog food, but... Oh, nice.
Smells like black sweet.
Okay.
I got one. Okay, guys? I got one. I don't know how, but she did.
So now I'm adding the sticky rice.
Sticky. Can we just get a little shot on this?
It's going good.
So is mine.
Next up, I'm adding some pulled chicken.
Usually, I wouldn't go for the seasoned, but this is all I had.
That's great. Hurry up.
You should honestly just start helping me with mine, because that one is
Well, I'm done, so... Beth, do you need this?
Roll into here and cut it up.
Here's your roll.
Here's your roll. Use your hands.
Goddamn!
Can we finish yours at least? I mean, at least we have hope.
There is no way I'm putting that in my mouth.
Where's the clothespins in this house?
I need some carrots.
Here, I'm going to come around here.
Mom, where'd you put the carrots?
One of the drawers, probably.
Okay, dude.
Now, dang.
It's fake crab.
Just in time for dinner.
Dinner? Oh.
What do you got in your face?
Because we have this going on right now, but that's not stinking.
This is looking good.
Look at that. My sushi is... Fully intact.
Awesome, and it's about to be great.
And then we have a whole dessert sushi.
We're doing teams.
Yeah, you need all the help you can get.
Pretty much.
What goes in dessert sushi, Valen?
So there's strawberry cake, and then we do cream cheese, sugar, and vanilla
extract, and we mush that together. And this goes as like the... Like the paper
on the bottom. Yeah.
God damn planet, them explosions.
Is this still sushi?
Baylen, that looks like hamburger meat. I guess it's not going to work.
Now this goes on top. That's going to be a very thick dessert sushi
roll. But okay.
Take the cookies and the strawberries that you bought. Crunch them together.
Yeah, this smells so good. I like whatever one we're doing.
Please just roll. Please just roll.
Here goes the big reveal.
No!
It looks like a huge burrito, so that's good.
Okay, time to cut the rolls.
All right, you guys ready to cut it?
Oh, my gosh. We'll get them a plate.
So good.
This is so awesome.
Okay.
It looks like a sweet roll.
It may look bad, but does it taste good?
Wait, really?
Stupid bitch.
Yep.
You don't like it?
No, it's good.
Is it good?
All right, can I try one? Yeah.
Nope.
No, thanks.
It's good, isn't it?
Very good.
That's actually, like, very good. Is that gas?
Gas. Is that gas?
This is good. I don't know what you put in it, but it's good. Not better than
that. Oh, okay.
Oh, sure. Your reason is better than Dave?
This was an all right success, but an all right 12 out of 10.
His, 4 out of 10.
Mine? Yeah.
It was somewhat successful.
We made something look like a roll.
Same time next week?
No.
Did it take that long to clean this up?
Sushi making could have gone better.
However, no complaining from me. I got to hang out with Beckner. I got to hang
out with my family.
I got to experience Beckner's favorite food.
You should have sushi at the wedding.
No.
Well, I'm going to make my own sushi and sneak it in there.
Holy... No.
Like a sponge, almost.
This is going down like water.
This is bad.
I'll be dragging you out of here.
We're finishing off this food tour with Mexican food because I have a special
idea for our wedding that involves queso and a fountain.
A queso fountain.
I want it to be a six -tier.
No.
No, it's too expensive.
Okay, a three -tier. There you go. We're going to do a two -tier queso, two
-tier ranch.
We're going to have a fountain display. Half of our budget is going to go to
fountains.
I'm so excited. Are you excited?
I can't wait to try the cake. I know.
Ivan,
how are you? Hello.
Ivan. Hello, baby. I got some drinks for you guys. Oh. Some margaritas. Awesome.
You know. Thank you.
Cheers. Cheers.
Can I have your strawberry?
Sure. This is really good.
Are you sure there's alcohol in this?
Yeah. It's really good.
We had an extra shot for you, so you have to be ready.
Thank you.
Today we're going to make some queso.
Just be a little careful with this. It's high temperature.
I have Tourette syndrome, so I'm going to keep my distance from the hot stove
because it might be a little bit hot. Oh, no worries. So I'm just going to
here. No worries.
All right, so where do we start?
Okay. Well, we're going to dice the onions.
We love queso. We're even thinking about having a fountain of it at our wedding.
So we're excited.
We're excited. What kind of pepper is that? Poblano.
Is it spicy?
Not too spicy. It's medium.
Tom hates spice.
Yeah. Not really a huge person on spice, so.
It should be okay. Okay.
And once you've got everything cut up, add your cheese.
Ka -chow.
You cut it into small pieces.
It's like a sponge, almost.
It's just going down like water.
This is bad.
I'll be dragging you out of here.
Once you have your cheese like that, you add your onions, bell peppers, and you
add your milk.
And then you wait, like... 20 minutes, 30 minutes, the most.
Okay. Insert crickets.
Yeah.
Wind it up.
Oh, yeah. That smells amazing.
Everything is done.
Look at that.
This is a bowl where we serve our cheese.
All right, and this is our chips.
Want to try it?
Yeah, are you ready to try?
Ready to try?
Cheers. Oh, it's dripping everywhere.
That's so good.
It's so good. So good. Okay.
You can really taste the onions and the pepper in there. It's so cheesy and
creamy. We can add some chorizo to it.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. No? You can have it. I don't want sausage.
Okay.
I don't think I've ever had chorizo.
Now that we had the queso con chorizo.
Then put it on the chip.
Oh,
my God. All right. Oh, thank you. All right.
See the difference? Ten out of ten. What do you think?
That's amazing.
You heard it from him here first, folks.
Suck a dick. Take a dick.
That's amazing.
He's one of those at home, too.
Would you like to try it?
You're going to try it?
I'm telling you, Baylen. I can try it. I'm telling you, Baylen, it's really
good. I'm not really the biggest sausage person.
Well, I never tried it either, and I just fell in love with it.
Okay.
It's okay.
What are you doing?
There you go.
What do you think?
That's a wiener.
I mean, sorry, that's a sausage.
I forgot where I was for a second.
It's good, though.
So in our queso fountain, are we going to have falling chorizos as well?
It's going to be.
Will they clog it?
I don't know.
It's addicting, though. I'm not going to lie. It is addicting.
The spice is starting to get to me now a little bit.
I think you're sweating. Just because of the chorizo. Yeah. Well,
this was really amazing to be able to see how queso is made and to be able to
try some new things.
Aren't you guys so excited to see your queso found at the wedding now? Not with
the chunks, though.
Yes, the chunks. They can be on the side. The side, with bacon on the side.
can do a whole platter.
You have a good one. All right. Thank you. Thank you.
Go.
It's okay. We just stole.
How long did it take for you to stop sweating from that spicy chorizo?
It took a good 30 minutes for me to stop sweating from that chorizo.
But it was really good.
Because the thing is, it wasn't spicy when you actually ate it.
It got spicy after you had about 15 of them, and then that's when it hit you.
But I definitely feel like we know D .C. a little bit better.
That's good.
That we were able to try all these different kinds of foods in different
I would say that it made us more adventurous eaters because, well, it got
of our comfort zone, and we enjoyed food that we probably would have never
tried. Are you kidding me? We'll see you guys at the wedding.
Is there any food that you would want to try next?
Nope. Cone will take dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
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