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She got it worse than me.
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I had to punch all the cookies.
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My tics and I have a complicated
relationship with food.
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I try my best, but it's a little bit of
a hot mess.
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When it comes to eating out, if my tics
are ever really bad, we just don't.
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What threats?
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Food can always be a trigger for my
tics, from smells, scents, touches.
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You like sweet stuff?
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You like wieners? I like wieners. You
like wieners? You like wieners. But
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I would call myself a foodie. I love
food.
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Even though I haven't tried a lot of
exotic food before, I'm definitely down
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try, because I need to.
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Expand your horizon.
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No, I need to expand my taste buds at
this point because there's a lot of food
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I've missed out on.
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I want to get out more and not feel like
my tics are holding me back.
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Oh, there it goes.
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You're done.
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You're done.
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So we have decided that we are going to
take on D .C. and try so much different
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food in so many different flavors.
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We're also on the lookout for maybe some
inspiration on foods to have at the
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wedding. We are so excited to be trying
some of the best food around D .C.
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Our first stop on our
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D .C. food crawl is food truck.
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Like you go in the heart of D .C., they
have...
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Kind of food truck. You can get any and
every food possible from anywhere around
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the world. Are you ready?
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I'm ready. Okay.
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I'm so excited. I'm so hungry.
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What do you think about these cheese
rolls?
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The cheese balls?
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We could do the jumbo. The jumbo Korean
mozzarella corn dog.
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That sounds good. The super tender
bulgogi loaded tater tots. What is
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Balogi?
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It's not baloney.
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It's bulgogi.
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Bulgogi? I don't know. It's a meat,
maybe.
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Well, let's try it. Hello. Hi, how are
you? Can we do an order of the bulgogi
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tater tot? Uh -huh.
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Can we do the jumbo Korean mozzarella
corn dog?
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Okay. Can I get your name?
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Bae. Bae? Yeah.
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Duck.
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All right.
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Bae, give me like a couple minutes,
okay? All right, thank you.
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Bae? My pearly.
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So this is bulgogi -loaded tater tots.
Okay.
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This is a Korean mozzarella corn dog.
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Oh, okay.
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Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you.
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You got it all?
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Yep.
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All right, these are the loaded tots.
This looks absolutely freaking amazing.
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Yo, these loaded tots give me a rating
out of 10.
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Okay, yeah.
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Go for it.
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I'm not hungry either.
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Cheers.
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That's good.
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That's good.
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Excuse me.
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That is good.
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They're amazing. I don't want to throw
them. Okay.
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I don't want to throw them.
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There's like a white sauce on here.
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It's so good. And then this is like
whole steak or something.
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Kind of like the kind that would be in,
like, a Philly cheesesteak.
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Mmm! It's so good.
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Here, are you ready to try the wiener?
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Oh, my God.
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That looks good.
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Y 'all, this is a jumbo mozzarella
stick.
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Y 'all, this is a jumbo Korean
mozzarella corn dog, okay?
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Wait for the cheese pull.
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Every time.
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Do you want it?
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Nope.
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I'm just not done with the tater tots.
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Okay.
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Listen, first time ever, Korean food
truck edition.
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This is gas, okay?
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You just sound like Beckner. I know, and
that's why I did it purposefully.
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That's sad.
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Beckner's cool.
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He's also 11.
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All right, let's go.
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This place looks good. This place smells
incredible.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hi.
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So how does this place work? So we have
walking tacos.
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Did you bring your own bag of chips? We
did not, no. It's okay. We got them for
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us. Oh, awesome. One for you. One for
you.
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Here.
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We'll make it easier for you to eat,
okay? Okay.
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All right.
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We're going to do some chicken.
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Cucumber. Yeah, cucumber's fine. You
like onion?
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Yeah. Fresh onion.
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Fresh. You like a cheese? I like cheese.
Extra cheese for him. Extra cheese?
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Extra, extra cheese.
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Extra day. There you go.
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You like white sauce?
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What's the white sauce?
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Yogurt -based. Yogurt -based, sour
cream, some seasoning in there. Let's
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Sure, let's try some. I'll add a little
bit.
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Okay, my friend.
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You ready for your bowl?
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Let's go. Let's go.
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Chicken, yes. Chicken? All right.
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Dick. Chicken and that's right. Chicken
and going right in.
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Right here, right here.
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Cilantro? Yes.
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Can we do it on one side? On one side,
half.
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And then can we have the other side with
the orange sauce?
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Absolutely. You're creative. I like
that. A little sweet, a little tangy.
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we go. Now that is a nice bowl. Thank
you. Thank you.
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Have a good day. You too.
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Suck up that.
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Look at this.
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This smells amazing.
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Oh, my God. I'm going to need a second.
I'm in heaven.
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Are you kidding me? We'll see you guys
at the wedding.
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And this white sauce is actually nuts.
Like, I don't know what it is, but it is
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amazing. And then mine.
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which is on the ground, because if I
pick it up right now, it's going to go
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straight to you.
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I have cilantro, fresh onions, fresh
cucumbers, fresh cheese, chicken, and
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And chips.
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Down there. And I have all the sauces.
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I don't know.
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I gotcha.
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Airplane. This is so good.
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This is what I envisioned for our
wedding.
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Food truck being the main course of
dinner. I wouldn't be mad at this for
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a main course at our wedding.
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McDick. Okay.
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Can I just see the bottom of your hand?
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Thanks. Anyways, we're going to go try
desserts now.
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I like how colorful their food truck is.
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Latin dick.
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Hopefully they don't have dick here.
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Hi, how are you? Good, how are you?
Pretty good.
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Can we get both the desserts?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Sorry, I want to try both.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Here's the tres leches. Oh, perfect.
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Here's the Juan or the quesillo.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome. Enjoy.
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I'm glad that we're sitting down.
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Yeah.
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Give me the food. All right, now take
that.
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Listen, I'm always down to clown with
some dessert.
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Share.
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This is the Tres Leches.
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That is so good.
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I also love cinnamon, so I'm a little
biased.
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That's good, ain't it?
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I don't want to give it back.
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That's good.
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I am ready for some Castillo.
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I'm ready for you to roll me out of
here.
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Autobots, roll out.
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Venezuelan flan. You want to try it
first?
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Sure. You don't like that?
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I'm not the biggest fan of the texture.
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There's a weird little aftertaste.
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I mean, they're both pretty good. I
would just prefer the Trey's blood
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I would definitely prefer the Trey's
blood chase.
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Dick! Sorry.
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Okay, what was your favorite food that
you ate today?
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We tried Korean food.
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Venezuelan food.
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And walking tacos.
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My favorite food was the walking taco.
That white sauce is the best sauce I've
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ever had. My favorite was the bagoli,
bagoli, tater tots, loaded tater
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tots. Those things were so good.
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We definitely had a food truck
adventure.
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Oh, I'm so full.
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I'm very full.
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Roll me out. Let's go. All right, let's
go.
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Oh, my leg's stuck.
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See you guys in the next one.
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Autobots. Oh my gosh.
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That was some good food. It was good
food.
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The Korean food truck could be a
contender for our wedding.
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I'm sorry, did you not try them loaded
tater tots? Because them things are the
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best things I've ever tried.
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Athletes don't come nowhere close to
Flavor Hive.
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We've got things to discuss.
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Don't be a little what.
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Don't be a what.
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Like, what?
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Can we do the banana first?
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Well, that was bound to happen.
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Cupcake down.
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The cupcake is down.
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For our next stop, I want to try Middle
Eastern food because about a year ago,
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my rideshare driver suggested Middle
Eastern food. I am from Afghanistan. We
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make a very delicious food at home.
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I've never had Middle Eastern food.
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You like falafel?
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Your mom looks like a falafel. Your
mom's built like a falafel. Body built
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a falafel.
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So all I've been doing is thinking about
that falafel. Body built like a
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falafel. I'm super excited, but I have
absolutely zero idea what Middle Eastern
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food is. I'm right there with you. So
this is definitely us coming out of our
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shell.
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Look at this. That's really cool.
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Okay, this place is so cute.
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Yeah, it's really cool.
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Good evening, folks. We're going to take
you on an adventure to the Middle East
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today with us, and I hope you enjoy the
food and the atmosphere and everything
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you have tonight.
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Okay, thank you so much.
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Fuck off, fat.
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Y 'all ready for this?
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There you go.
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These people are.
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Everyone in the restaurant's ready for
this.
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Objection. They're rolling out dicks on
a platter.
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Berky turkey beef jerky hat ass.
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All righty, guys.
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We can never go wrong with some toasted
pita bread.
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Sweet. So this is Sickles Vestibules.
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This is our fava bean dip.
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Dip? Yeah.
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Take a dick, dude.
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And our labneh and the hummus, our
famous hummus.
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I would say that because I make it
personally, so that's my recipe.
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Awesome. That's the beginning of the
journey, so.
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Okay. Thank you so much. Thank you.
Okay, cheers. Ready for the hummus? Yep.
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That's actually pretty good. Chuck's
bald.
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This hummus is so good, 10 out of 10.
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It is really good.
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The pickled cucumbers are really good.
They taste just like a pickle.
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I don't think I should try that one.
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Will you try it if I try it? It just
smells... Don't be a little what.
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Don't be a what.
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What?
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Put it in your mouth.
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Pause.
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Thank you.
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Everyone give him a round of applause.
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We can do hard things.
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The texture is getting me. The texture
is getting me.
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That's our classic falafels. I thought
he built like a falafel. Oh, a falafel.
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Okay. That's the kibbeh, cheese roll,
and spinach fries, or we call it patayir
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in the Middle East. Enjoy the food.
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I've never tried falafel either, so.
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Oh, you're just bare hands in it. Okay.
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All right.
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Jamie, do my pastime out here. I'm just
kidding.
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I have Tourette syndrome.
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No, we're trying different things now.
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Oh, my God, they're so good.
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They're just really good.
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They're just really good.
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Objection.
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What? I need to calm down. I need to fit
into a wedding dress here soon.
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I got to fit in the tux.
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Yeah, a wedding dress is more important.
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Joe, Biden's buried in my backyard for
sorting cocaine off of a zebra during
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Revolutionary War of 1812 and the Great
Depression in 1920.
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We did it, Joe.
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This smells amazing.
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What we have here is two platters of the
mixed grill. It has a skewer of lamb,
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ground beef, and chicken breast.
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And, of course, our famous vermicelli
rice.
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Oh my gosh, that chicken is so good.
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Mmm.
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What is that? What's that red thing?
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A tomato.
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Try a bite of the lamb.
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Go on straight in.
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What kind of bite is that?
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It's a nibble.
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I like the roughness of it.
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That's good.
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What's this? It's a ground beef.
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I don't know.
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Looks like one of two of these two.
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That's a big two.
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It's just like meatloaf. It's a
meatloaf.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh. Sorry, Taylor.
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Oh, my gosh. I'm so full.
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Colin, we tried a lot of good things. My
favorite is either the chicken or the
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cheese rolls. I also really like the
hummus, too.
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My favorite is either the chicken or
this thing.
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Spurred dick.
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But it's good.
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We just teleported right to the Middle
East.
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There's a belly dancer.
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Oh, she's behind you.
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You can do that.
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Would you like to dance?
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No, thank you.
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Come on, Lila.
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Get up there.
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Would you like to dance?
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Thank you. Come on, Lila.
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Get up there.
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Yeah.
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Uh -huh.
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Oh, yeah, babe.
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That's perfect.
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Both of you.
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Oh.
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I don't know about that.
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I'll try.
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All right, we're doing a hip -hop.
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Okay, everyone used to call him in
college Dooley Hips, so he can do this.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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You're fine, Dooley Hips. You're fine.
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Do you want hipster?
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Sure. Yes.
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That's amazing.
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Mine ain't jiggling. I'm going to stick
with the hip hop.
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Oh,
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we're shimmying.
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I can try. Am I moving?
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I don't know how she does that.
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He can shake it harder than that.
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Good Lord.
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You're good at that.
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Well, that was fun.
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Cheers to this adventure.
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Cheers to this adventure.
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Why did you just, like, it was a shot
glass. Because I wish it was.
333
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:06,220
Yeah, based off of this little belly
dancing scenario, we're going to need a
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couple lessons for the wedding.
335
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Which I told him we should get into it.
He says, no, we're just going to
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practice at home.
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I might pull out some magic mic moves or
something on that dance floor.
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Get four shots of rumple at me.
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Ain't no telling what's going to happen.
Do you need a pole?
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No, just keep your clothes on.
341
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Next up. We're getting cupcakes, and I'm
so excited because I love a good
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dessert. For example, donuts, cookies,
cupcake, whatever, babe.
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This is you, not me.
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A brookie, a brownie, a cookie,
chocolate -covered pretzels, sugar
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Everything is in your wheelhouse.
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I'm not a huge dessert person, but the
fact that Baylen wants an entire table
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desserts at our wedding, I'm just here
for the ride.
348
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I am envisioning so many desserts at the
wedding, I don't even think that
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they're all going to be able to make it.
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Hello! Welcome!
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I'm Ellie. Nice to meet you. I'm Amanda.
Thank you so much for coming.
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I love cupcakes.
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I love them too. And we're actually in
the process of trying to plan a wedding,
354
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so this would be great research.
355
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:23,730
I need a whole dessert table. I need a
whole cupcake table.
356
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:24,909
Oh please, this is the place for that.
357
00:19:24,910 --> 00:19:25,910
Oh my god, yay!
358
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Do you care if we get into eating them?
Let's do it. Do you want to do the
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vanilla birthday one?
360
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,479
Yes, please do it.
361
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It has a vanilla buttercream.
362
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:37,200
Okay, now that you've got that out of
the way. That buttercream is so fresh.
363
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:46,320
Yeah, we're going to have to go to the
next one or else I'm going to finish
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this.
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You like cherries. I don't like
cherries. Okay, do you want to put it
366
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love cherries, so I'm going to have the
cherry.
367
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,400
Sorry.
368
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,290
It's just like banana.
369
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You see how there's filling in it? So
that's our chocolate.
370
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,270
Yeah, that's like the best part.
371
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:08,030
Oh my gosh, that is so good.
372
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,690
It's literally banana bread and a
cupcake. I know.
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00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:15,950
Well, that was bound to happen.
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00:20:17,010 --> 00:20:18,370
There goes the banana.
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Unfortunate.
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Cupcake down.
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00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,510
The cupcake is down.
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This is the fun part. We get messy.
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It's time for red velvet.
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You're already into it?
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00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:34,990
The red velvet is so good.
382
00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:38,210
It's time to try the blueberry
cheesecake.
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00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:41,830
Here's the blueberry.
384
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:43,210
And the cheesecake.
385
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,830
It's a coconut cheesecake with a little
palm tree.
386
00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:49,730
I love coconut.
387
00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:51,990
That is very, very good.
388
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,850
Let's move it over there so you don't...
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00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,240
Punch it? Yeah.
390
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,580
And we can also move on to baking,
whatever.
391
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:58,880
We can bake something?
392
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,240
Exactly. You'll get to make your own
cupcakes. Yummy.
393
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,760
And maybe some frosting. Can we continue
that?
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00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,160
We could.
395
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:10,620
Okay. I'll go get the ingredients, and
I'll be right back. Okay. Thank you. Of
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course.
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00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:14,380
Y 'all.
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00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,920
Now we're making cake?
399
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:20,700
Ding.
400
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,760
Yackety -yack, don't turn back.
401
00:21:23,930 --> 00:21:24,930
All right.
402
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All of our ingredients.
403
00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:30,310
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. We got a lot
of sprinkles. Yes, we have a lot of
404
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sprinkles. For today, we will do
strawberries.
405
00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:35,470
Does that sound good? Yes. All right.
Real strawberries.
406
00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:37,310
And then our butter.
407
00:21:39,010 --> 00:21:42,010
Let's get started. We're going to cream
the butter and the sugar.
408
00:21:44,410 --> 00:21:45,410
Oh, sorry.
409
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:47,250
Flour in it, too.
410
00:21:48,590 --> 00:21:49,630
There you go, Jalen.
411
00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:55,190
All right.
412
00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:57,890
Two eggs and put them in. I'm not the
best egg cracker.
413
00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:04,530
One egg down. I'm just going to crack it
on the table.
414
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,490
Oh, that was good.
415
00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:10,990
What the heck? Do you want to turn it
on? Yeah. A little bit, but not yet.
416
00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:11,990
slowly.
417
00:22:13,410 --> 00:22:15,390
There you go. Keep going, keep going,
keep going.
418
00:22:15,970 --> 00:22:16,970
That's a good one right there.
419
00:22:17,390 --> 00:22:19,490
It smells really good. Already, I know.
420
00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:21,870
Who would like to pour in the
strawberries?
421
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:24,750
I was going to say the sprinkles.
They'll take me. I know that. You want
422
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,990
the strawberries in? You do it. Me do
it? Okay.
423
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,810
Yeah. You can just go ahead.
424
00:22:29,050 --> 00:22:30,050
All of them? Yeah.
425
00:22:30,690 --> 00:22:31,690
Don't be shy.
426
00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:34,250
Ooh, look at that.
427
00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:36,310
Woo!
428
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:43,470
Amazing. Now that smells good. It smells
even better.
429
00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:45,410
Now we're actually going to get a pan.
430
00:22:47,430 --> 00:22:48,430
Amazing.
431
00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:49,970
Okay.
432
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,280
One baked scoop.
433
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:52,960
Ooh, that looks good.
434
00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:58,460
Amazing. You can still see the chunks of
the strawberry in there, and that's
435
00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,399
what we want.
436
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,720
Everything else will be baked, but...
This gives me happiness.
437
00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:05,099
I know, I know.
438
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:08,440
And of course, the sprinkles will be
after they go in the oven.
439
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:11,780
Fresh thing of strawberries with a
little bit of pit.
440
00:23:13,340 --> 00:23:14,340
Sorry.
441
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,760
It's a good thing these ones aren't
being sold to people.
442
00:23:17,540 --> 00:23:18,540
They're just for you.
443
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,500
There you go. I don't drop them.
444
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,360
There we go.
445
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,840
You guys, such a cool experience.
446
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,480
It is very cool.
447
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:29,760
Dip. Oh, just.
448
00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:31,980
Won't we dip my ass, bitch?
449
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:33,580
I don't like the name Mike.
450
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,400
All right. Here they are.
451
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,580
Right behind you.
452
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,060
They're not. They're still cooling down
a bit.
453
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,560
I'm excited.
454
00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:45,720
So we're actually going to go ahead and
frost them.
455
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:46,940
Yep.
456
00:23:51,270 --> 00:23:52,410
I smashed them.
457
00:23:52,730 --> 00:23:53,730
I'm trying to.
458
00:23:53,810 --> 00:23:56,250
That's what I was looking at. I was
trying to figure out why some of them
459
00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:57,450
randomly moved.
460
00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:00,530
That's why I moved.
461
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,790
All right, guys. Are you ready to frost?
462
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:06,070
Oh, my gosh.
463
00:24:06,150 --> 00:24:07,310
Yeah. All right.
464
00:24:07,510 --> 00:24:08,510
I'll do strawberry.
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And you're going to hold it upright, and
you're going to do a little swirl from
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the center. There you go.
467
00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:15,470
There you go. That's good.
468
00:24:16,110 --> 00:24:17,910
Can I do cookies and cream? Yeah,
please.
469
00:24:18,470 --> 00:24:19,770
Looking good.
470
00:24:25,270 --> 00:24:26,970
Amazing. This is our signature.
471
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:28,650
Oh, my gosh.
472
00:24:30,350 --> 00:24:36,010
Imagine having to eat all of that ice
cream. That was really good. All right,
473
00:24:36,090 --> 00:24:37,009
you ready to decorate?
474
00:24:37,010 --> 00:24:38,010
Yeah.
475
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:42,070
I'm going to show you guys how to make
the baylet.
476
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We start with strawberry frosting, and
then we add a layer of
477
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graham cracker crumbs.
478
00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:57,680
You can switch up whatever sprinkles you
want.
479
00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:01,860
Maybe put a strawberry on it. Here, put
some strawberry.
480
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,060
And now you have the Bailyn.
481
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:08,460
Cute.
482
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,440
That's good.
483
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:13,220
That's really good.
484
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,920
I'll take the cupcakes and the mixer.
485
00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:19,620
Just kidding.
486
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,880
Do we get to take these home with us? Of
course.
487
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,180
This gives me literal happiness.
488
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,960
Sprinkles. You can be as messy as you
want in that box.
489
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,160
Oh, and you can also grab another one.
490
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,240
Oh, my God.
491
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,260
That's my kind of cupcake, I guess.
492
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:45,120
The box of cupcakes we took with us,
they got eaten. Let's just say that.
493
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,120
got eaten.
494
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,440
I maybe had three cupcakes in one
sitting at one time. It's fine.
495
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,800
It was good.
496
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:54,830
What I know from this tour is that there
will be a table of cupcakes at that
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wedding.
498
00:25:56,210 --> 00:25:58,650
Okay. I'll keep my horse away from that
table.
499
00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:09,550
There is no way I'm putting that in my
mouth.
500
00:26:21,770 --> 00:26:25,430
I'm roping Beckner into this food
adventure because Colin's at home in a
501
00:26:25,430 --> 00:26:28,890
coma from all those cupcakes, so I gotta
get my next best man out here.
502
00:26:29,310 --> 00:26:30,310
Put me in, coach.
503
00:26:30,510 --> 00:26:33,630
So we're gonna try to make homemade
sushi for the first time.
504
00:26:33,870 --> 00:26:36,910
I actually really am excited to make
sushi because it's one of my favorite
505
00:26:36,910 --> 00:26:42,490
foods. I don't really like fish, so the
rules of traditional sushi I will not be
506
00:26:42,490 --> 00:26:44,890
following. I have my own little twist to
it.
507
00:26:45,290 --> 00:26:46,290
Count me in.
508
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,340
I brought the good.
509
00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:55,080
She's actually gas.
510
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,360
Do you really think we can make it? No,
but it's worth a shot.
511
00:26:58,580 --> 00:27:01,360
Okay, well, that's the confidence that
we didn't need, so that's good.
512
00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:06,900
Those are marshmallows, I think. I think
they're cheese curd.
513
00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:09,380
Oh.
514
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,760
You got the whole kit.
515
00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:14,120
It's getting real.
516
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,500
Here's what I want in my sushi roll.
517
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,080
Rice, cucumbers, imitation crab.
518
00:27:19,580 --> 00:27:20,880
You're going to need this, too.
519
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,800
Seaweed. You stupid fat bitch.
520
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:31,640
Well, I don't like seafood, so I'm not
going to have the crab or the cheese
521
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:36,900
turds. The marshmallows. I'm going to do
a quick cucumber chicken rice.
522
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:41,880
Okay, can you put your rice down? Put
your rice down. Well, he does that with
523
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:42,880
the seaweed.
524
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,320
I'm going to do... I broke a nail.
525
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,280
Pink toy sheet.
526
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,060
Wait, what's a toy sheet?
527
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:55,680
I don't know.
528
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:00,780
Surprise, surprise.
529
00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:04,900
Do a little bit of water.
530
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,880
I don't know how it's pink, but it's
pink.
531
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,880
It's stuck to the pan.
532
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,420
It's okay, I just... Okay, we're gonna
start over.
533
00:28:20,940 --> 00:28:21,679
It's okay.
534
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,040
And we're going back.
535
00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:25,800
Desmond, you're taking my spot.
536
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:36,340
I'm still figuring out how to get a rice
paper to work with me here. So this is
537
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,059
going good.
538
00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:38,520
God damn planet!
539
00:28:40,780 --> 00:28:43,600
It smells like dog food, but... Oh,
nice.
540
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:44,900
Smells like black sweet.
541
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,100
Okay.
542
00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:59,800
I got one. Okay, guys? I got one. I
don't know how, but she did.
543
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,160
So now I'm adding the sticky rice.
544
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,180
Sticky. Can we just get a little shot on
this?
545
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,120
It's going good.
546
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,520
So is mine.
547
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,600
Next up, I'm adding some pulled chicken.
548
00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:20,920
Usually, I wouldn't go for the seasoned,
but this is all I had.
549
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:22,940
That's great. Hurry up.
550
00:29:23,420 --> 00:29:26,540
You should honestly just start helping
me with mine, because that one is
551
00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:29,860
Well, I'm done, so... Beth, do you need
this?
552
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:32,480
Roll into here and cut it up.
553
00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:41,460
Here's your roll.
554
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,840
Here's your roll. Use your hands.
555
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,280
Goddamn!
556
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,380
Can we finish yours at least? I mean, at
least we have hope.
557
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,800
There is no way I'm putting that in my
mouth.
558
00:30:11,620 --> 00:30:13,140
Where's the clothespins in this house?
559
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,440
I need some carrots.
560
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:16,740
Here, I'm going to come around here.
561
00:30:17,460 --> 00:30:18,860
Mom, where'd you put the carrots?
562
00:30:19,530 --> 00:30:21,090
One of the drawers, probably.
563
00:30:22,190 --> 00:30:23,190
Okay, dude.
564
00:30:24,270 --> 00:30:25,530
Now, dang.
565
00:30:26,970 --> 00:30:28,090
It's fake crab.
566
00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:31,070
Just in time for dinner.
567
00:30:31,550 --> 00:30:32,550
Dinner? Oh.
568
00:30:32,930 --> 00:30:34,710
What do you got in your face?
569
00:30:34,990 --> 00:30:38,310
Because we have this going on right now,
but that's not stinking.
570
00:30:38,810 --> 00:30:40,130
This is looking good.
571
00:30:41,410 --> 00:30:45,490
Look at that. My sushi is... Fully
intact.
572
00:30:45,770 --> 00:30:47,890
Awesome, and it's about to be great.
573
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,200
And then we have a whole dessert sushi.
574
00:30:51,420 --> 00:30:52,800
We're doing teams.
575
00:30:53,140 --> 00:30:55,220
Yeah, you need all the help you can get.
576
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,600
Pretty much.
577
00:30:57,220 --> 00:31:00,160
What goes in dessert sushi, Valen?
578
00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:07,060
So there's strawberry cake, and then we
do cream cheese, sugar, and vanilla
579
00:31:07,060 --> 00:31:12,240
extract, and we mush that together. And
this goes as like the... Like the paper
580
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,240
on the bottom. Yeah.
581
00:31:13,980 --> 00:31:16,560
God damn planet, them explosions.
582
00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:21,130
Is this still sushi?
583
00:31:24,990 --> 00:31:27,850
Baylen, that looks like hamburger meat.
I guess it's not going to work.
584
00:31:30,490 --> 00:31:37,390
Now this goes on top. That's going to be
a very thick dessert sushi
585
00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:38,930
roll. But okay.
586
00:31:39,390 --> 00:31:43,490
Take the cookies and the strawberries
that you bought. Crunch them together.
587
00:31:44,910 --> 00:31:47,590
Yeah, this smells so good. I like
whatever one we're doing.
588
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,690
Please just roll. Please just roll.
589
00:31:57,570 --> 00:32:00,090
Here goes the big reveal.
590
00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:02,310
No!
591
00:32:03,110 --> 00:32:06,430
It looks like a huge burrito, so that's
good.
592
00:32:07,570 --> 00:32:09,030
Okay, time to cut the rolls.
593
00:32:09,490 --> 00:32:10,830
All right, you guys ready to cut it?
594
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,120
Oh, my gosh. We'll get them a plate.
595
00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:28,960
So good.
596
00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:31,080
This is so awesome.
597
00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:32,300
Okay.
598
00:32:33,260 --> 00:32:34,620
It looks like a sweet roll.
599
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:36,720
It may look bad, but does it taste good?
600
00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:42,120
Wait, really?
601
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,440
Stupid bitch.
602
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,480
Yep.
603
00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:49,029
You don't like it?
604
00:32:49,030 --> 00:32:50,030
No, it's good.
605
00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:51,349
Is it good?
606
00:32:51,350 --> 00:32:52,350
All right, can I try one? Yeah.
607
00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:55,750
Nope.
608
00:32:57,530 --> 00:32:58,409
No, thanks.
609
00:32:58,410 --> 00:32:59,410
It's good, isn't it?
610
00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:00,609
Very good.
611
00:33:00,610 --> 00:33:02,730
That's actually, like, very good. Is
that gas?
612
00:33:03,570 --> 00:33:04,730
Gas. Is that gas?
613
00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:09,710
This is good. I don't know what you put
in it, but it's good. Not better than
614
00:33:09,710 --> 00:33:10,710
that. Oh, okay.
615
00:33:10,950 --> 00:33:12,390
Oh, sure. Your reason is better than
Dave?
616
00:33:13,270 --> 00:33:17,130
This was an all right success, but an
all right 12 out of 10.
617
00:33:17,530 --> 00:33:18,730
His, 4 out of 10.
618
00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:20,330
Mine? Yeah.
619
00:33:21,350 --> 00:33:22,650
It was somewhat successful.
620
00:33:22,930 --> 00:33:24,970
We made something look like a roll.
621
00:33:26,850 --> 00:33:27,850
Same time next week?
622
00:33:28,570 --> 00:33:29,570
No.
623
00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:31,590
Did it take that long to clean this up?
624
00:33:35,170 --> 00:33:37,450
Sushi making could have gone better.
625
00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:42,710
However, no complaining from me. I got
to hang out with Beckner. I got to hang
626
00:33:42,710 --> 00:33:43,669
out with my family.
627
00:33:43,670 --> 00:33:46,010
I got to experience Beckner's favorite
food.
628
00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:47,980
You should have sushi at the wedding.
629
00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:50,100
No.
630
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,660
Well, I'm going to make my own sushi and
sneak it in there.
631
00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:55,380
Holy... No.
632
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,280
Like a sponge, almost.
633
00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:03,440
This is going down like water.
634
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,560
This is bad.
635
00:34:09,219 --> 00:34:10,820
I'll be dragging you out of here.
636
00:34:21,070 --> 00:34:25,710
We're finishing off this food tour with
Mexican food because I have a special
637
00:34:25,710 --> 00:34:29,550
idea for our wedding that involves queso
and a fountain.
638
00:34:30,489 --> 00:34:31,489
A queso fountain.
639
00:34:31,850 --> 00:34:33,790
I want it to be a six -tier.
640
00:34:34,230 --> 00:34:35,230
No.
641
00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:37,469
No, it's too expensive.
642
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:41,429
Okay, a three -tier. There you go. We're
going to do a two -tier queso, two
643
00:34:41,429 --> 00:34:42,429
-tier ranch.
644
00:34:42,770 --> 00:34:46,130
We're going to have a fountain display.
Half of our budget is going to go to
645
00:34:46,130 --> 00:34:47,130
fountains.
646
00:34:48,270 --> 00:34:49,790
I'm so excited. Are you excited?
647
00:34:50,010 --> 00:34:51,630
I can't wait to try the cake. I know.
648
00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:01,150
Ivan,
649
00:35:03,610 --> 00:35:04,610
how are you? Hello.
650
00:35:05,050 --> 00:35:09,650
Ivan. Hello, baby. I got some drinks for
you guys. Oh. Some margaritas. Awesome.
651
00:35:09,910 --> 00:35:11,110
You know. Thank you.
652
00:35:11,450 --> 00:35:12,490
Cheers. Cheers.
653
00:35:13,090 --> 00:35:14,090
Can I have your strawberry?
654
00:35:15,930 --> 00:35:17,680
Sure. This is really good.
655
00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,300
Are you sure there's alcohol in this?
656
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,160
Yeah. It's really good.
657
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:23,760
We had an extra shot for you, so you
have to be ready.
658
00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:25,100
Thank you.
659
00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:27,300
Today we're going to make some queso.
660
00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:30,740
Just be a little careful with this. It's
high temperature.
661
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:36,100
I have Tourette syndrome, so I'm going
to keep my distance from the hot stove
662
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:39,280
because it might be a little bit hot.
Oh, no worries. So I'm just going to
663
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,280
here. No worries.
664
00:35:41,860 --> 00:35:43,060
All right, so where do we start?
665
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,120
Okay. Well, we're going to dice the
onions.
666
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,420
We love queso. We're even thinking about
having a fountain of it at our wedding.
667
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,500
So we're excited.
668
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,920
We're excited. What kind of pepper is
that? Poblano.
669
00:35:57,940 --> 00:35:58,940
Is it spicy?
670
00:35:59,380 --> 00:36:01,280
Not too spicy. It's medium.
671
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,578
Tom hates spice.
672
00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:06,300
Yeah. Not really a huge person on spice,
so.
673
00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:08,260
It should be okay. Okay.
674
00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:13,500
And once you've got everything cut up,
add your cheese.
675
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:16,880
Ka -chow.
676
00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:23,180
You cut it into small pieces.
677
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:26,100
It's like a sponge, almost.
678
00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:30,220
It's just going down like water.
679
00:36:31,260 --> 00:36:32,340
This is bad.
680
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,620
I'll be dragging you out of here.
681
00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:45,120
Once you have your cheese like that, you
add your onions, bell peppers, and you
682
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,120
add your milk.
683
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,780
And then you wait, like... 20 minutes,
30 minutes, the most.
684
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,000
Okay. Insert crickets.
685
00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:02,780
Yeah.
686
00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:10,620
Wind it up.
687
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:13,740
Oh, yeah. That smells amazing.
688
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:16,920
Everything is done.
689
00:37:21,770 --> 00:37:22,770
Look at that.
690
00:37:23,030 --> 00:37:26,050
This is a bowl where we serve our
cheese.
691
00:37:31,770 --> 00:37:35,010
All right, and this is our chips.
692
00:37:35,510 --> 00:37:36,510
Want to try it?
693
00:37:36,530 --> 00:37:37,590
Yeah, are you ready to try?
694
00:37:42,430 --> 00:37:43,430
Ready to try?
695
00:37:43,490 --> 00:37:44,770
Cheers. Oh, it's dripping everywhere.
696
00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:52,310
That's so good.
697
00:37:52,430 --> 00:37:54,190
It's so good. So good. Okay.
698
00:37:55,890 --> 00:38:00,050
You can really taste the onions and the
pepper in there. It's so cheesy and
699
00:38:00,050 --> 00:38:02,610
creamy. We can add some chorizo to it.
700
00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:03,988
Yeah. Okay.
701
00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:06,590
Yeah. No? You can have it. I don't want
sausage.
702
00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:08,110
Okay.
703
00:38:08,790 --> 00:38:10,250
I don't think I've ever had chorizo.
704
00:38:15,690 --> 00:38:17,470
Now that we had the queso con chorizo.
705
00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:19,190
Then put it on the chip.
706
00:38:21,379 --> 00:38:22,379
Oh,
707
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,400
my God. All right. Oh, thank you. All
right.
708
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,280
See the difference? Ten out of ten. What
do you think?
709
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,379
That's amazing.
710
00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:37,060
You heard it from him here first, folks.
711
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,240
Suck a dick. Take a dick.
712
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,440
That's amazing.
713
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,820
He's one of those at home, too.
714
00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:49,420
Would you like to try it?
715
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,040
You're going to try it?
716
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,520
I'm telling you, Baylen. I can try it.
I'm telling you, Baylen, it's really
717
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,600
good. I'm not really the biggest sausage
person.
718
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,020
Well, I never tried it either, and I
just fell in love with it.
719
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,400
Okay.
720
00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:03,260
It's okay.
721
00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:05,740
What are you doing?
722
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,040
There you go.
723
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,080
What do you think?
724
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,480
That's a wiener.
725
00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:19,420
I mean, sorry, that's a sausage.
726
00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:22,680
I forgot where I was for a second.
727
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:25,300
It's good, though.
728
00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:31,120
So in our queso fountain, are we going
to have falling chorizos as well?
729
00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:34,780
It's going to be.
730
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,780
Will they clog it?
731
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,360
I don't know.
732
00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:44,320
It's addicting, though. I'm not going to
lie. It is addicting.
733
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,380
The spice is starting to get to me now a
little bit.
734
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:02,220
I think you're sweating. Just because of
the chorizo. Yeah. Well,
735
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:09,320
this was really amazing to be able to
see how queso is made and to be able to
736
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,320
try some new things.
737
00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:15,280
Aren't you guys so excited to see your
queso found at the wedding now? Not with
738
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,420
the chunks, though.
739
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:22,080
Yes, the chunks. They can be on the
side. The side, with bacon on the side.
740
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,080
can do a whole platter.
741
00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:25,150
You have a good one. All right. Thank
you. Thank you.
742
00:40:28,110 --> 00:40:29,110
Go.
743
00:40:33,110 --> 00:40:34,110
It's okay. We just stole.
744
00:40:35,590 --> 00:40:38,510
How long did it take for you to stop
sweating from that spicy chorizo?
745
00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:43,850
It took a good 30 minutes for me to stop
sweating from that chorizo.
746
00:40:44,190 --> 00:40:45,690
But it was really good.
747
00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:48,990
Because the thing is, it wasn't spicy
when you actually ate it.
748
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:54,560
It got spicy after you had about 15 of
them, and then that's when it hit you.
749
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,880
But I definitely feel like we know D .C.
a little bit better.
750
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,339
That's good.
751
00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:05,180
That we were able to try all these
different kinds of foods in different
752
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:10,440
I would say that it made us more
adventurous eaters because, well, it got
753
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,440
of our comfort zone, and we enjoyed food
that we probably would have never
754
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,300
tried. Are you kidding me? We'll see you
guys at the wedding.
755
00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:18,720
Is there any food that you would want to
try next?
756
00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:22,430
Nope. Cone will take dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick.
52690
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