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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,183 Listen to me, okay? 2 00:00:16,818 --> 00:00:18,218 You need to hear this. 3 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:22,489 I love you. 4 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,826 I love you, and you matter. 5 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:29,329 You are the smartest, funniest, most creative person I know. 6 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:31,966 Not to mention gorgeous. 7 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:34,569 You're a fucking queen, 8 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:36,336 and you're gonna crush today. 9 00:00:36,771 --> 00:00:37,906 So go get that shit. 10 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:59,426 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 11 00:00:59,594 --> 00:01:01,729 Um... 12 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,223 If we do come back Monday morning, 13 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,225 lock the house before you go to school, 14 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,828 but we should be back Sunday night. 15 00:02:06,995 --> 00:02:08,062 Unless we party too hard. 16 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:09,564 Woo, marriage. 17 00:02:10,031 --> 00:02:11,498 Marie, leave the wine. 18 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:13,101 It smooths out your driving. 19 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,669 We'll be back Sunday night. 20 00:02:15,036 --> 00:02:16,236 Hey, don't just hold it. 21 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,905 Put it on, try it on, come on. 22 00:02:18,072 --> 00:02:19,707 Let's see how it fits. 23 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:22,110 This is gonna be amazing. 24 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:23,711 Marie, look at this. 25 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:25,847 Clay, could you hurry up? 26 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,548 We're gonna be late for the rehearsal dinner. 27 00:02:27,682 --> 00:02:29,282 Uh-- This is amazing. I'm just getting a 28 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:31,552 photograph to show all our friends, okay? 29 00:02:31,953 --> 00:02:34,989 College man, start of a new chapter. 30 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,224 There's plenty of food in the fridge. 31 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:39,694 Do your homework and no friends. 32 00:02:40,094 --> 00:02:41,228 -Clay. -Uh-uh, I'm hurrying 33 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:43,163 as fast as I can, darling. 34 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:44,666 No, no, no, no, no, 35 00:02:44,799 --> 00:02:46,333 no need to lend a helping hand. 36 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:48,335 -What? -What? 37 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:54,042 Hey, kids... make sure to feed Ruthie, 38 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:57,578 and walk her twice a day so she can poop, okay? 39 00:02:57,812 --> 00:02:58,846 Be safe. 40 00:02:59,047 --> 00:03:02,750 And Ruthie... take care of the kids, okay? 41 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,484 No guests. 42 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,522 And don't do anything stupid. 43 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:08,990 Honor thy mother and father. 44 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:10,925 Actually, honor thy father first. 45 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:12,627 Bye! 46 00:03:13,161 --> 00:03:14,529 Bye! 47 00:03:21,536 --> 00:03:23,971 Dibs. I said it first. Fuck you. 48 00:03:24,105 --> 00:03:25,907 -I'm having someone over. -I'm having someone over. 49 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,642 -No, you're not. -Hey, when I go to college, 50 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,376 you can do whatever you want for a whole 51 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,179 -year in this house. -That is not true. 52 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:33,346 -You know that they never leave like this. -Yes, they do. 53 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,183 Yeah, you're about to be at college where you can do whatever you want. 54 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:36,517 -I'm having a friend over. -You don't have any friends. 55 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,086 You can't have anyone over. 56 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:39,486 - Okay. - I'm serious. 57 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,822 Oh, you're serious, are you? 58 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:42,422 Is it your weird girlfriend? 59 00:03:42,557 --> 00:03:44,759 Yeah, it's my weird, hot, amazing girlfriend. 60 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,493 Gross. 61 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:50,464 Fuck, fine. Just stay in your room and be quiet. 62 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:53,868 Don't tell me what to do, Cassie. 63 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,203 It's unbecoming. 64 00:03:55,335 --> 00:03:56,637 If you don't, I'll tell mom and dad 65 00:03:56,771 --> 00:03:57,939 -you fucked on the couch. -Then I'll just show 66 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,073 them where you hide your weed. 67 00:03:59,207 --> 00:04:00,942 Stay in your fucking room, Max. 68 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:03,276 And you're walking Ruthie. It's your turn. 69 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:04,812 - Rock, paper, scissors. - No. 70 00:04:04,946 --> 00:04:06,647 - Yes. Yes. - No. 71 00:04:06,781 --> 00:04:08,950 -No. -You just always get what you want, don't you? 72 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,351 Yeah, Cassie. I'm stoked. 73 00:04:12,053 --> 00:04:13,087 I need this. 74 00:04:25,867 --> 00:04:26,901 Max. 75 00:04:28,236 --> 00:04:29,837 Max. 76 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:51,726 Okay. 77 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,595 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 78 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:55,462 Okay. 79 00:05:43,144 --> 00:05:44,946 Okay. Alright. 80 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:19,780 Wow, Cassie, this is the perfect temperature. 81 00:06:37,331 --> 00:06:40,067 I'm sorry I didn't come over, Cassie. 82 00:06:40,334 --> 00:06:41,502 Really should have been there. 83 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:43,738 Would've been sick. 84 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:09,496 Max? 85 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,032 -Max! -What? 86 00:07:11,165 --> 00:07:12,733 - Is that her? - Don't worry about it. 87 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,434 I am fucking worried about it. 88 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,803 Well... 89 00:07:16,304 --> 00:07:17,505 ...don't. 90 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:19,874 Hey, baby. 91 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,042 Hey. 92 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,844 - Oh, hi, Ruthie. - Hey. 93 00:07:23,978 --> 00:07:25,445 - Oh, hey. How are you? - Hi. 94 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:27,214 It's so good to see you, and I love that top. 95 00:07:27,348 --> 00:07:29,150 Unfortunately, we're not allowed to have people over while our 96 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:30,818 - parents are in Palm Springs. - Okay. 97 00:07:30,952 --> 00:07:31,986 I'm afraid you're gonna have to go. 98 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,321 That reminds me. Where's your 99 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,722 imaginary friend? 100 00:07:36,090 --> 00:07:37,124 I'm confused. 101 00:07:37,258 --> 00:07:39,327 She wants to use the house and doesn't want 102 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,128 us to use the house, but she 103 00:07:41,262 --> 00:07:42,495 doesn't have any friends. 104 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:43,798 Ah, of course that's not true. 105 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,833 -You're so cute. -No, that's not true. 106 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:48,069 Your morally-vacant boyfriend is lying to you. 107 00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:49,236 He's met my friends. 108 00:07:50,171 --> 00:07:51,205 Who? Emma? 109 00:07:51,339 --> 00:07:53,607 'Cause I haven't seen her in like a year. 110 00:07:53,808 --> 00:07:55,576 -Where is she? -She's not coming. 111 00:07:55,710 --> 00:07:57,511 For your information, my friend is a boy. 112 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:59,080 Oh, wait, a boy? 113 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:00,448 You're having a boy over? 114 00:08:00,982 --> 00:08:02,850 That's right. Yeah, that's right. 115 00:08:02,984 --> 00:08:05,019 -I am. -Okay, who? Spill. 116 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,520 Hey, she's lying. 117 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:07,688 No one's coming. 118 00:08:07,822 --> 00:08:09,357 - Yes, he is. - Really? 119 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,325 Yeah, really, you douche. 120 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,427 Roar, okay, feisty. 121 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,696 -I like her. -Whatever. 122 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:18,132 When no one shows up, I'll be right. 123 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:21,335 Okay. Well, I'm rooting for you. 124 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:22,870 You got this. 125 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,554 You are such a sweetie. 126 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:43,557 You are such a cutie. 127 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:46,327 I'm Max, 128 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:49,463 the tough, hard, manly wrestler. 129 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:56,871 Baby, um, do you think we could role-play with your leotard? 130 00:08:57,405 --> 00:08:58,973 It is a singlet. 131 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:01,175 - I told you it is a singlet. - Stop-- stop-- 132 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:02,943 Stop it. Stop. 133 00:09:03,244 --> 00:09:04,278 Stop. 134 00:09:05,179 --> 00:09:07,748 I'm done. I'm done. You can release me. 135 00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:09,884 Let me go. I'm not going to tickle you. 136 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:12,420 - Okay, I'm trusting you. Okay. - Yeah, let me go. 137 00:09:13,054 --> 00:09:15,222 Just gonna... 138 00:09:15,524 --> 00:09:17,091 Okay, now I'm done. I promise. 139 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,793 Okay, can you be serious for a second, though, 140 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,127 because I have to tell you something. 141 00:09:20,261 --> 00:09:22,531 Okay, I will be very serious. 142 00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:25,534 I'm serious. 143 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:28,069 I'm so ready to be so serious 144 00:09:28,202 --> 00:09:29,270 with you, Harry. 145 00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:30,971 - Okay. - That's more Voldemort again. 146 00:09:31,105 --> 00:09:32,640 I was going to tell you, but you have to guess. 147 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,041 What do you have to tell me? 148 00:09:34,175 --> 00:09:36,777 W-- well, you have to guess. 149 00:09:36,911 --> 00:09:39,013 Okay. Um, what? 150 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,082 D-- do you not know what guess means? 151 00:09:41,215 --> 00:09:42,650 Okay, what? What do you want to tell me? 152 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,485 -Guess! Guess! -What do you wanna-- 153 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:45,920 Okay, I am guessing. 154 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,823 Okay, let me go. Jesus, you're strong. 155 00:09:49,924 --> 00:09:52,561 What do you want to tell me? 156 00:09:53,127 --> 00:09:55,996 -What? -I heard back from the financial aid office. 157 00:09:57,566 --> 00:09:58,799 In Michigan? 158 00:10:03,404 --> 00:10:04,638 And? 159 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,109 I got it. 160 00:10:08,242 --> 00:10:10,311 They're gonna cover half my tuition. 161 00:10:12,581 --> 00:10:15,749 That makes me so happy. 162 00:10:16,551 --> 00:10:17,586 Come here. 163 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,153 Ooh... 164 00:10:30,599 --> 00:10:33,033 Stop! 165 00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:34,902 ♪ Have a drink with me ♪ 166 00:10:45,614 --> 00:10:48,149 Okay, okay, okay, okay, I get it, I get it. 167 00:10:48,282 --> 00:10:50,284 Oh, you got to tap out. You can't get out. 168 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,452 No, I can't. 169 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,120 You're trying to escape. 170 00:10:53,254 --> 00:10:54,688 -No, you got to tap out. -I can't. 171 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:55,956 Alright, alright, alright. 172 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,258 You are released. 173 00:10:57,391 --> 00:10:59,827 You are released. And I'm so proud of you. 174 00:11:06,901 --> 00:11:09,504 No, no, no. 175 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,540 No, no-- 176 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,841 Maybe. No. 177 00:11:14,909 --> 00:11:17,411 Okay. 178 00:11:57,952 --> 00:11:59,954 I'll get it! 179 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,961 -Hey. -Hi, Oliver. 180 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:11,298 I've been trying to ring this for like 10 minutes. 181 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,902 Oh, you know, we kiss that when we enter. 182 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,275 Uh... 183 00:12:23,978 --> 00:12:26,113 May I... enter? 184 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:31,018 - Yeah, pl-- please. - Okay. 185 00:12:34,455 --> 00:12:37,024 Whoa, fuck, what i-- what is that? 186 00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:38,325 What's what? 187 00:12:38,593 --> 00:12:40,027 Are you wearing cologne? 188 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,631 Uh, yeah. 189 00:12:42,997 --> 00:12:44,566 Did you put the entire bottle on? 190 00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:47,167 No. 191 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,606 Oh, hello, hello. 192 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:55,009 So, uh, what you wanna do? 193 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,377 Let's go upstairs. 194 00:13:03,618 --> 00:13:04,818 So this is he? 195 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:05,919 Yep. 196 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,789 Sky, Oliver, Oliver, Sky. 197 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,124 - Hello. - Hey. 198 00:13:10,525 --> 00:13:13,060 Um, you go to with Cassie? 199 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,461 Uh, I do. 200 00:13:14,596 --> 00:13:16,897 Oh, my gosh, wow. That's... 201 00:13:17,031 --> 00:13:18,165 ...so interesting. 202 00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:19,701 My God, wow. Well, you guys 203 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:20,868 have a good night, all right? 204 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,369 Um, Sky, I was thinking 205 00:13:22,504 --> 00:13:25,306 and, like, call me crazy, but, uh, what if all 206 00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:26,940 four of us went in the jacuzzi? 207 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,009 Totally. Oh, my God, yeah. 208 00:13:29,143 --> 00:13:30,545 - That sounds cool. - Babe, 209 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,614 babe, no, let's-- let's not do that. 210 00:13:32,747 --> 00:13:34,948 It's gonna be so fun. Like, we can hang out. 211 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,917 I feel like I haven't really talked to you. 212 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,720 Say less. I'm so in. 213 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,421 We don't want to, like, intrude on their night, though, 214 00:13:40,555 --> 00:13:41,855 right? 'Cause they got this whole thing going. 215 00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,190 Max, she's your sister. 216 00:13:43,324 --> 00:13:44,626 I never get to hang out with her, 217 00:13:44,759 --> 00:13:46,528 and I just want to get to know her better. 218 00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:48,095 Oh, Sky, me too. 219 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,465 Um, but Oliver doesn't have a bathing suit. 220 00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:54,168 Uh, I did not bring a bathing suit. No, I-- I... 221 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,804 You can borrow one of Max's, right, Max? 222 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,105 No. No, you can't. 223 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,741 Oh, baby, come on. 224 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,008 Yeah, come on. 225 00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,177 No, you can-- you can use your boxers. 226 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,646 I'm actually a brief's guy. 227 00:14:04,779 --> 00:14:06,447 Don't be rude to my guest, Max. 228 00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:08,015 Right, Sky? 229 00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:11,786 Ow. 230 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:15,956 Four fresh beers right here. You're welcome. Oliver... 231 00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,424 -Thank you. -...for you. 232 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:20,160 - Thank you. - You're so welcome. 233 00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:22,764 Oh, my God, Sky. 234 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,032 Your tits look so good in that top. 235 00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:26,668 Girl, thank you so much. 236 00:14:26,835 --> 00:14:28,770 -You are so sweet. -Yeah, I'm honestly jealous. 237 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,037 -Stop. -Stop. 238 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,472 Your body is amazing. 239 00:14:31,606 --> 00:14:32,707 You're too sweet. 240 00:14:32,841 --> 00:14:34,609 I think you guys both look amazing. 241 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,279 And Max is so handsome. 242 00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:42,617 Uh-- So, how did you two lovebirds get together? 243 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,854 Yeah, how did you two get together? 244 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,388 That is a great question. 245 00:14:47,522 --> 00:14:48,288 Max? 246 00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:49,990 Um, 247 00:14:50,124 --> 00:14:51,793 -I can't remember. -Mm. 248 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:52,861 Well, I can. 249 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,495 My mind is like... 250 00:14:56,598 --> 00:15:00,000 ...one of those metal things that you step on in the woods. 251 00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,139 Uh-- a steel trap? 252 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,241 Yes. Okay, points for Oliver. 253 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,375 Points. 254 00:15:08,877 --> 00:15:10,879 Well, so, it was actually English class. 255 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,112 And it was a school-shooter drill. 256 00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:13,648 Oh, we have those at our school. 257 00:15:13,815 --> 00:15:15,282 Everyone has those, Oliver. 258 00:15:15,617 --> 00:15:17,151 All right, well, how often are you guys'? 259 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,986 'Cause ours are bi-weekly. 260 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:22,690 Well, do you mean twice a week or every other week? 261 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,561 It's so crazy that that word means both. 262 00:15:26,694 --> 00:15:27,862 -Totally. -What? 263 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,129 Okay, well, ours are twice a week. 264 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:30,598 We were once a week, but we just 265 00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:32,132 - got bumped up to twice a week. - Huh. 266 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,067 Okay, well, so I'm under the desk, right? 267 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,003 Crouched. I have my wood-proof folder out. 268 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,271 Oh, I love those. 269 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,706 And I turn around, 270 00:15:38,907 --> 00:15:41,876 and I catch him staring at me like a total creep. 271 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,578 Ew! Creepy! 272 00:15:43,711 --> 00:15:46,748 Was it love at first creepy stare? 273 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,015 Mm... 274 00:15:48,516 --> 00:15:50,785 Yeah, I kind of think it was. 275 00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:53,822 - Yeah. Oh... - Yeah, it was. 276 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,858 What better time to kindle a romance 277 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,959 than when death is upon us? I-- 278 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,060 Seize the day! 279 00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:01,663 Carpe diem, chaliceo! 280 00:16:01,796 --> 00:16:02,831 Well done, Max! 281 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,733 Dude, you are so irritating. 282 00:16:06,768 --> 00:16:08,068 Noted. I'll-- um-- 283 00:16:08,202 --> 00:16:10,705 I'll put that in my feedback log. 284 00:16:15,877 --> 00:16:18,178 So you know Cassie from school? 285 00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:21,415 Uh-- yeah, I actually asked her to homecoming last year. 286 00:16:21,616 --> 00:16:23,383 -Okay. -Really? 287 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,419 She never responded. 288 00:16:25,787 --> 00:16:27,254 Oh, must have missed it. 289 00:16:27,555 --> 00:16:29,089 Wow, that's very cool. 290 00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:31,960 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 291 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,962 Oliver, I actually recall that my 292 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,263 extremely popular sister here 293 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,432 didn't end up going to homecoming at all. 294 00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:41,001 Um, well, y-- you know, I-- 295 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,771 I'm not sure that that makes me feel any better, but, 296 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:47,107 you kn-- we're hanging out now, and that's all that matters. 297 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,076 That is so sweet. 298 00:16:49,243 --> 00:16:50,812 Max, you should take notes. 299 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,446 Aw, did you hear that? 300 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:54,749 -Take notes on Oliver. -Yeah. Take notes on me. 301 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,551 You know what, Oliver, don't feel bad. 302 00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:59,453 Max didn't even invite me to his bar mitzvah. 303 00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:01,221 That's because I was 13, 304 00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:02,857 and we didn't even go to the same school. 305 00:17:02,991 --> 00:17:04,759 Yeah, and I'm still not over it. 306 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,126 Yeah, that's such a shame. 307 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,762 He has the voice of an angel. 308 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:08,863 You should have heard him-- 309 00:17:08,997 --> 00:17:10,130 Max, Max, sing her 310 00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:12,000 -your Haptura portion. -Fuck off. 311 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,400 Haptura, Haptura, Haptura, 312 00:17:13,535 --> 00:17:14,802 -Haptura, Haptura. -Oh, okay-- Hey, hey, 313 00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:16,403 hey, let's go upstairs, okay? 314 00:17:16,538 --> 00:17:18,038 Because I have something I wanna show you. 315 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,172 Ooh, okay. 316 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:22,142 Ooh, is that an innuendo? 317 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,612 -Shut up. -Hey, be nice. 318 00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:25,980 I have the greatest idea. 319 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,481 Ooh, what is it? 320 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,457 Thank you. 321 00:17:49,003 --> 00:17:50,605 Okay, fuck. 322 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,106 Cassie, this is really good. 323 00:17:53,575 --> 00:17:56,711 If there's one thing my sister knows, it's drugs. 324 00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:57,779 Eat me. 325 00:17:57,912 --> 00:17:59,346 I'm lactose intolerant. 326 00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,817 Because I'm cheesy? Is that the joke you're making? 327 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:06,921 You're difficult to digest, and I don't have the enzymes for it. 328 00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:16,598 Another Friday night. 329 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:19,867 What? 330 00:18:20,635 --> 00:18:21,669 What? 331 00:18:21,869 --> 00:18:23,504 "Another Friday night?" 332 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,873 I-- Is it not Friday? 333 00:18:31,646 --> 00:18:33,815 I wish there were more stars in LA. 334 00:18:34,082 --> 00:18:35,550 You know, like, I feel like if 335 00:18:35,683 --> 00:18:37,317 I could see all the stars and... 336 00:18:37,852 --> 00:18:40,688 ...constellations, I would be able to, 337 00:18:40,822 --> 00:18:44,358 like, connect with my horoscope more deeply. 338 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:50,130 Oh, are you into astrology? 339 00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,265 I mean, I'm not into it. 340 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:53,735 Like, I wouldn't say I'm into it. 341 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,105 More... that it discovered me. 342 00:18:57,505 --> 00:18:59,139 - Mm. - Like-- like, the truth in it. 343 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,575 You know, I found the truth. 344 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,342 Totally. 345 00:19:02,977 --> 00:19:04,311 So it obviously... 346 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,314 really informs my life in that way. 347 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,617 For sure. I-- I can see that in you. 348 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,185 Wait, really? That-- That's great. 349 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,721 That-- That means that, um, 350 00:19:13,855 --> 00:19:16,524 the energy that I'm, like, putting out 351 00:19:16,658 --> 00:19:19,994 here with you guys, but also just into the universe, 352 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,428 um... 353 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,631 ...matches my aura. 354 00:19:23,865 --> 00:19:25,499 -Yes. Your aura. -Completely. Yeah. 355 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,969 You guys are so great. 356 00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:31,471 And can I just say, like, really cute together? 357 00:19:31,906 --> 00:19:33,306 -Hm... -Wait, okay, okay. What 358 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,076 are your signs? Tell me right now. 359 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,544 I was born in January. 360 00:19:36,678 --> 00:19:38,579 -I'm a Libra. -Okay. 361 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,581 Capricorn. Libra. 362 00:19:40,715 --> 00:19:42,517 Serve, serve. Capricorn. 363 00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:44,686 Earth sign. So right to business. 364 00:19:44,819 --> 00:19:45,753 Serious. 365 00:19:45,887 --> 00:19:47,021 Kind of practical. 366 00:19:47,155 --> 00:19:48,623 Chop, chop, chop. Um... 367 00:19:48,823 --> 00:19:50,490 Funny. Oliver's definitely funny. 368 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,527 Libra. Air sign. So you're charming. 369 00:19:52,694 --> 00:19:53,995 You know, you're-- you're airy. 370 00:19:54,128 --> 00:19:56,064 You're dreamy. You're easygoing. 371 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,131 Um... 372 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,599 You can even be 373 00:19:58,733 --> 00:19:59,801 - a little bit naughty. - Ooh. 374 00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:01,301 Yeah, it's clandestine. 375 00:20:01,435 --> 00:20:02,369 It's flirtatious. 376 00:20:02,503 --> 00:20:03,971 Why-- why is it clandestine? 377 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:08,609 Well, your signs are actually not traditionally compatible. 378 00:20:08,776 --> 00:20:10,277 - Oh, no. - No, it's okay. 379 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,146 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Yes, girl. 380 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,115 Oh, my God. Here, move, move. 381 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,449 Yes, it's okay. 382 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,417 Trust me, I really, really know my shit. 383 00:20:17,852 --> 00:20:21,254 Look, like, opposites attract, right? 384 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,458 So the differences in your base natures 385 00:20:24,592 --> 00:20:26,493 are super interesting to each other, 386 00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:27,795 -right? -Awesome. 387 00:20:27,929 --> 00:20:29,262 - Really awesome. - Babe, hey, 388 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,698 let's go upstairs. Okay, come on. 389 00:20:30,832 --> 00:20:32,166 What if we were having issues? 390 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,433 Like, what would you recommend then? 391 00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:36,403 Oh... that is a great question. 392 00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:40,007 Okay. Let the witch... handle it. 393 00:20:41,008 --> 00:20:43,544 So you're both obviously super ambitious, right? 394 00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:46,446 Like, you care about school or, like, whatever. 395 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,482 Um, but Capricorn, 396 00:20:48,616 --> 00:20:51,586 not so good about talking about your emotions, right? 397 00:20:51,853 --> 00:20:54,155 Okay, so communication, super, super key. 398 00:20:54,488 --> 00:20:56,356 Libra. Social. So you like 399 00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:57,592 to flirt a little bit that can 400 00:20:57,725 --> 00:20:58,960 hurt the Capricorn's feelings. 401 00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:01,896 So keep that in check. 402 00:21:02,964 --> 00:21:05,900 But you guys are, like... 403 00:21:07,101 --> 00:21:08,603 ...so good sexually. 404 00:21:08,736 --> 00:21:10,972 -Babe. Nah, come on. -It's-- it's hot. 405 00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:12,305 It's passionate. 406 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,474 It can be a little bit, like, obsessive. 407 00:21:14,609 --> 00:21:18,311 - Oh, my God. - I can totally see that -Totally obsessive. 408 00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:21,649 Um, hey, Sky. Sky, come here. 409 00:21:21,783 --> 00:21:23,551 Yeah? 410 00:21:23,751 --> 00:21:24,786 What? 411 00:21:30,024 --> 00:21:32,126 What the fuck? 412 00:21:41,602 --> 00:21:43,237 I love this song. 413 00:21:43,571 --> 00:21:45,039 Should we dance? 414 00:21:45,873 --> 00:21:46,808 I guess. 415 00:21:46,941 --> 00:21:47,942 Yes. 416 00:21:48,075 --> 00:21:49,110 Okay. 417 00:21:49,277 --> 00:21:50,278 Alright. Come on. 418 00:21:52,113 --> 00:21:53,848 Okay... 419 00:22:58,145 --> 00:22:59,680 - Hey. - Hey. 420 00:23:02,850 --> 00:23:03,885 Okay. 421 00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:05,186 Come here. 422 00:23:05,319 --> 00:23:06,554 Come here. 423 00:23:07,889 --> 00:23:10,358 Can we go inside? I have something upstairs 424 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:11,926 that I wanna show you. 425 00:23:12,126 --> 00:23:13,194 Ooh, a surprise? 426 00:23:13,327 --> 00:23:15,863 -Mm-hmm. -Hey, Sky. 427 00:23:17,131 --> 00:23:19,399 I have a very important question to ask you. 428 00:23:20,601 --> 00:23:22,203 How do you feel about Pong? 429 00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:24,672 I'm so good at Pong! 430 00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:28,943 -Fuck you. -Fuck you. 431 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,378 Okay, so eye to eye? 432 00:23:30,511 --> 00:23:32,880 Yeah, man. You know any other way to start this game? 433 00:23:33,014 --> 00:23:35,049 "You know any other way to start this game?" 434 00:23:37,952 --> 00:23:38,986 Sorry. 435 00:23:39,153 --> 00:23:40,154 Okay. 436 00:23:40,655 --> 00:23:43,124 -Eye to eye. -Eye to eye. 437 00:23:44,358 --> 00:23:46,027 Mm. 438 00:23:48,596 --> 00:23:50,598 Whoa-- 439 00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:53,167 We got a little bit of competition. 440 00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:54,936 A little bit of that competish. 441 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:02,743 -Okay. -Nice. 442 00:24:02,877 --> 00:24:05,346 Yeah, there we go. 443 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:06,714 You got some style, girl. 444 00:24:06,847 --> 00:24:08,182 Please don't encourage her, babe. 445 00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:09,717 What? You're just in a bad mood 446 00:24:09,850 --> 00:24:11,185 'cause we're losing. 447 00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:12,787 I like you, Sky. 448 00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:14,555 I like you. 449 00:24:15,623 --> 00:24:17,725 All right. Ball's back. 450 00:24:25,066 --> 00:24:26,400 -Oh, let's go! -Oh, nice! 451 00:24:26,534 --> 00:24:28,636 - Oh, I needed that. - Let's go. 452 00:24:29,670 --> 00:24:30,671 Here we go. 453 00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:33,341 Let's go! Oh, come on! 454 00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:34,775 There it is. 455 00:24:40,848 --> 00:24:42,482 -What? -Nothing. 456 00:24:42,616 --> 00:24:45,886 They just have a nice celebration after they make it. 457 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:47,822 Why don't we make this more interesting? 458 00:24:48,289 --> 00:24:49,323 No. 459 00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:52,093 Yeah. Uh, if we win, 460 00:24:52,226 --> 00:24:54,395 I get to tell an embarrassing story about my brother. 461 00:24:54,528 --> 00:24:57,698 And if he wins, he can tell an embarrassing story about me. 462 00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:58,799 -Yes. Yes! -No. 463 00:24:58,933 --> 00:25:00,167 I want to know more about you 464 00:25:00,301 --> 00:25:02,103 growing up... What? Are you-- 465 00:25:02,236 --> 00:25:04,472 -scared that we're gonna lose? -No, I'm not-- I'm not scared. 466 00:25:04,605 --> 00:25:05,806 My big brother isn't scared of anything. 467 00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:07,208 -Fuck you. -And he has 468 00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:08,843 such a way with words. 469 00:25:08,976 --> 00:25:11,112 Okay, you're on. Let's go. 470 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,515 Let's go! 471 00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:17,551 Woo! 472 00:25:19,053 --> 00:25:21,022 Woo! 473 00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:22,223 Fuck. 474 00:25:23,924 --> 00:25:24,959 Hey! 475 00:25:28,129 --> 00:25:30,164 -That counts as one. -It's alright. 476 00:25:30,564 --> 00:25:31,966 Let's g-- 477 00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,101 Are you fucking kidding me? 478 00:25:34,235 --> 00:25:35,269 -Nice! -Nice! 479 00:25:40,207 --> 00:25:41,242 Okay. 480 00:25:57,391 --> 00:25:59,293 It's okay... 481 00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:02,663 Story time. 482 00:26:04,265 --> 00:26:06,033 Why don't I tell you 483 00:26:06,267 --> 00:26:08,602 about Max's bar mitzvah, since you weren't there? 484 00:26:08,736 --> 00:26:10,604 -Yes, please. -Okay, so the ceremony-- 485 00:26:10,738 --> 00:26:13,340 the ceremony is great. Voice of an angel, like I said before. 486 00:26:13,474 --> 00:26:16,077 At the party, this kid Jonah, who's, like, only there because 487 00:26:16,210 --> 00:26:18,112 our parents are friends, starts breakdancing, 488 00:26:18,312 --> 00:26:20,381 and all the kids circle around him, and they're losing 489 00:26:20,515 --> 00:26:21,816 their fucking minds. 490 00:26:21,949 --> 00:26:24,185 - Epic. - He is a very good dancer. 491 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:25,786 The rest of the night is all about Jonah. 492 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,755 He is-- he's the man. He is a king 493 00:26:27,888 --> 00:26:29,524 amongst Jews and Gentiles alike. 494 00:26:29,657 --> 00:26:30,891 - A god. - A god! 495 00:26:31,025 --> 00:26:32,993 A god. 496 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,929 Max, obviously pissed, 497 00:26:35,062 --> 00:26:37,698 completely seals Max's thunder, which Max does not like. 498 00:26:38,199 --> 00:26:39,934 One month later, Max goes to the state 499 00:26:40,067 --> 00:26:41,469 championship for wrestling. 500 00:26:41,669 --> 00:26:42,636 Don't. 501 00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:44,271 Hey, we made a bet and you lost. 502 00:26:44,405 --> 00:26:46,474 Relax. State championship. 503 00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:48,175 Hey, I'm so serious, Cassie. 504 00:26:48,309 --> 00:26:49,376 Stop. 505 00:26:50,344 --> 00:26:52,613 He's there with our dad. He makes it to the quarterfinal. 506 00:26:52,746 --> 00:26:54,549 Match is close. Max loses. 507 00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:56,016 To whom, you might ask? 508 00:26:56,417 --> 00:26:58,352 To none other than Jonah. 509 00:26:58,486 --> 00:27:01,489 Oh, plot twist! Consider the plot twisted! 510 00:27:01,755 --> 00:27:02,890 That is right! 511 00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:04,692 Jonah wrestles too! 512 00:27:05,059 --> 00:27:06,561 Max is obviously pissed 513 00:27:06,694 --> 00:27:08,929 because he thinks he should've won, and also he has 514 00:27:09,063 --> 00:27:10,264 this bar mitzvah grudge. 515 00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:12,567 Jonah's there with his whole family. 516 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:13,701 Ah! 517 00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:15,169 -Jonah's-- -Ah! 518 00:27:15,302 --> 00:27:16,605 -Jonah's-- -Ah, shut the fuck up! 519 00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:19,707 -He has this-- -Ah! 520 00:27:20,141 --> 00:27:21,475 Hey, stop. You're really pissing me off. 521 00:27:21,610 --> 00:27:23,878 Okay, please, please, please, please, babe. 522 00:27:24,011 --> 00:27:25,713 Don't listen to this. Let's just go inside, alright? 523 00:27:25,846 --> 00:27:27,481 Look, now I really want to hear it. 524 00:27:27,815 --> 00:27:29,316 He has a sister who's a year older. 525 00:27:29,450 --> 00:27:31,785 Max, out of the tournament, spends the rest of the day 526 00:27:31,919 --> 00:27:33,687 talking to and flirting with Jonah's sister, 527 00:27:33,821 --> 00:27:35,956 so while Jonah is competing in the state final and his 528 00:27:36,090 --> 00:27:38,292 family is watching, Max sneaks off 529 00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:40,461 with Jonah's sister and has sex with her 530 00:27:40,595 --> 00:27:42,062 in Jonah's family's hotel room, 531 00:27:42,196 --> 00:27:44,698 and that is how my brother lost his virginity. 532 00:27:44,965 --> 00:27:47,201 Out of spite. And the best part is, our dad 533 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:49,203 was videoing the match Max lost, and in 534 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:51,772 the video, you can see when the referee announces the winner, 535 00:27:51,939 --> 00:27:54,175 Max so angry, glare at Jonah, 536 00:27:54,308 --> 00:27:56,477 and then up at the sister in the crowd, and then back 537 00:27:56,611 --> 00:27:58,679 at Jonah, and you just know. 538 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,882 And I know where the video is. 539 00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:06,754 When Cassie was 14, 540 00:28:06,887 --> 00:28:08,122 she actually got so depressed 541 00:28:08,255 --> 00:28:09,390 that she started taking oral 542 00:28:09,524 --> 00:28:10,858 narcotics and cutting herself. 543 00:28:10,991 --> 00:28:12,159 - Max. - And this stressed our parents' 544 00:28:12,293 --> 00:28:13,794 already terrible marriage so much that our 545 00:28:13,928 --> 00:28:15,796 dad moved out for eight fucking months, 546 00:28:15,930 --> 00:28:17,464 and our mom started drinking four glasses 547 00:28:17,599 --> 00:28:19,066 of wine, taking tons of pills, 548 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,035 and she got suspicious that our dad was cheating 549 00:28:21,168 --> 00:28:23,037 on her, so she fucked an old family friend, 550 00:28:23,170 --> 00:28:25,005 which he still doesn't know about to this day. 551 00:28:25,139 --> 00:28:26,340 - And when he eventually moved - Hey, stop. 552 00:28:26,473 --> 00:28:27,741 back in, it was terrible, 553 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:29,476 and it has remained terrible ever since. 554 00:28:29,611 --> 00:28:31,111 It's kind of a fucking nightmare, Oliver. 555 00:28:31,245 --> 00:28:32,479 But we don't talk about it, do we? 556 00:28:32,614 --> 00:28:33,781 Because if we did, it would 557 00:28:33,914 --> 00:28:34,882 make everything worse, and it would 558 00:28:35,015 --> 00:28:36,518 totally suck. Kinda like 559 00:28:36,651 --> 00:28:37,785 what's happening now, Cassie. 560 00:28:37,918 --> 00:28:39,153 Yeah? 561 00:28:47,629 --> 00:28:48,862 Jesus, dude. 562 00:28:49,496 --> 00:28:51,098 Who the fuck are you? 563 00:29:54,895 --> 00:29:56,130 Cassie? 564 00:30:00,535 --> 00:30:01,670 Hey, are you alright? 565 00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:03,404 -Keep them outside. -What? 566 00:30:06,675 --> 00:30:07,941 Do me a favor. 567 00:30:08,075 --> 00:30:10,077 Can you keep them outside? 568 00:30:10,612 --> 00:30:12,179 - Okay. - Thanks. 569 00:31:14,274 --> 00:31:16,110 That wasn't okay, Max. 570 00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:19,313 I didn't-- 571 00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:22,182 Cassie forced it, okay? 572 00:31:24,652 --> 00:31:26,320 Can we go inside, please? 573 00:31:28,389 --> 00:31:30,625 But the fire's so cozy. 574 00:31:30,759 --> 00:31:32,493 A-- and the stars? 575 00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:35,396 We're in LA. There are no stars. 576 00:31:36,163 --> 00:31:37,565 There's, um... 577 00:31:37,832 --> 00:31:39,734 Is-- is that-- is that a planet? 578 00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:41,268 I don't know. 579 00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:43,036 Okay, why don't we let the two of them 580 00:31:43,571 --> 00:31:45,205 be alone, and we can 581 00:31:45,673 --> 00:31:48,475 get some food, and we can go inside, okay? 582 00:31:49,410 --> 00:31:50,444 Please. 583 00:31:50,712 --> 00:31:52,045 We should make s'mores. 584 00:31:53,882 --> 00:31:55,784 Yeah. That's a great idea. 585 00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:57,151 Yeah? 586 00:31:59,319 --> 00:32:01,255 I'll go get the stuff. 587 00:32:01,556 --> 00:32:02,590 Yeah. 588 00:32:16,604 --> 00:32:19,641 I don't have anything against you personally. 589 00:32:19,874 --> 00:32:21,776 W-- well, kind of. But... 590 00:32:22,376 --> 00:32:24,178 ...you know you're just here to piss me off, right? 591 00:32:24,311 --> 00:32:26,915 That's why my sister invited you. 592 00:32:27,782 --> 00:32:30,652 I sort of figured that out after a bit, yeah. 593 00:32:32,152 --> 00:32:33,387 That doesn't bother you? 594 00:32:35,022 --> 00:32:36,256 A little. 595 00:32:36,858 --> 00:32:38,058 Not a lot. 596 00:32:39,092 --> 00:32:40,862 What a lot? Like, enough to get me 597 00:32:40,994 --> 00:32:42,963 to stand up right now and leave? 598 00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:45,032 Yeah. 599 00:32:45,733 --> 00:32:48,068 Are you tryna get rid of me, Max? 600 00:32:48,903 --> 00:32:50,137 Yeah. 601 00:32:53,106 --> 00:32:55,877 You're a pawn, man. That doesn't bother you? 602 00:32:56,009 --> 00:32:57,444 I mean, that'd bother me. 603 00:32:58,078 --> 00:33:00,615 Eh, only a pawn if I'm playing the game. 604 00:33:01,014 --> 00:33:02,584 Well, you're-- you're in the game. 605 00:33:02,717 --> 00:33:04,552 She texted you, and you showed up. 606 00:33:04,686 --> 00:33:06,153 You're-- you're in it. 607 00:33:16,865 --> 00:33:19,266 Golden brown sun? 608 00:33:20,602 --> 00:33:21,636 Okay. 609 00:33:30,444 --> 00:33:33,247 I'm gonna go check on Cassie. 610 00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:54,368 Check. 611 00:33:54,836 --> 00:33:56,671 Huh, cute. 612 00:34:05,345 --> 00:34:07,114 Checkmate. 613 00:34:08,016 --> 00:34:10,083 You got some nice moves. 614 00:34:25,265 --> 00:34:28,937 Well, a deal's a deal, Mr. Man. 615 00:34:29,102 --> 00:34:30,538 Is that what you're calling it? 616 00:34:30,672 --> 00:34:32,439 - Turn it off! - And... 617 00:34:32,574 --> 00:34:34,474 -It's not of you! It's not of you! -Turn it off! Turn it-- 618 00:34:34,776 --> 00:34:36,911 - What is this? - ...an understanding? 619 00:34:37,045 --> 00:34:40,548 - Max? Max... - I thought you were a man of your word. 620 00:34:41,214 --> 00:34:43,017 And who says I'm not? 621 00:34:43,818 --> 00:34:45,553 - Don't play coy with me. - What? 622 00:34:45,753 --> 00:34:47,421 I wouldn't dream of playing coy 623 00:34:47,555 --> 00:34:48,823 - with you. - What? 624 00:34:49,256 --> 00:34:50,992 By the way, where'd you learn to play? 625 00:34:51,124 --> 00:34:52,459 - Hello? - Chess? 626 00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:55,630 - That's their dad. - Central Park. 627 00:34:56,064 --> 00:34:57,264 You got skill. 628 00:34:57,397 --> 00:34:58,365 Maybe it's just a drama. 629 00:34:58,498 --> 00:35:00,200 He's moonlighting as an actor. 630 00:35:00,802 --> 00:35:04,104 Hearts aren't what I'm interested in playing with. 631 00:35:20,521 --> 00:35:21,856 There are like 15 of these! 632 00:35:21,990 --> 00:35:24,959 So I'm guessing that wasn't your mom? 633 00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:26,426 -I swear to God-- -Wait, wait, wait. 634 00:35:26,561 --> 00:35:27,996 Wait, I hate to say this. 635 00:35:28,128 --> 00:35:31,498 Like, I really, really, really hate to say this, but... 636 00:35:32,499 --> 00:35:34,969 ...I kind of feel like we have to watch a couple more. 637 00:35:36,037 --> 00:35:38,205 Like, what if that wasn't the only other woman? 638 00:35:38,338 --> 00:35:40,775 What if there's, like, more? 639 00:35:41,876 --> 00:35:43,243 Look. 640 00:35:44,177 --> 00:35:45,713 This is from last month. 641 00:36:02,030 --> 00:36:03,831 - Wow. - Mind if I join you? 642 00:36:03,965 --> 00:36:05,566 - That's somebody else. - What? 643 00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:09,637 She m-- must have back problems, right? I-- 644 00:36:10,538 --> 00:36:11,539 I'm sorry. 645 00:36:11,673 --> 00:36:12,940 I can't hear you over 646 00:36:13,074 --> 00:36:14,976 the sound of the shower. 647 00:36:15,442 --> 00:36:17,612 You'll have to join me. 648 00:36:19,847 --> 00:36:21,783 Oh, turn it off. 649 00:36:29,456 --> 00:36:32,927 Is this seat taken? 650 00:36:33,061 --> 00:36:35,228 On my fucking face. 651 00:36:35,563 --> 00:36:36,798 Oh, wow. 652 00:36:41,636 --> 00:36:45,139 The honorable Judge Evans presiding. 653 00:36:45,272 --> 00:36:49,110 Bailiff, I seem to have forgotten my robe. 654 00:36:55,983 --> 00:36:58,720 I'll huff and I'll puff 655 00:36:58,853 --> 00:37:01,622 and I'll blow this house down. 656 00:37:01,956 --> 00:37:03,423 No! 657 00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:05,993 No! Not my ho-- 658 00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:16,303 So... 659 00:37:16,436 --> 00:37:18,238 are you gonna, like... 660 00:37:18,906 --> 00:37:20,307 ...tell your mom? 661 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,441 Get him out of here! 662 00:37:21,576 --> 00:37:22,977 Why the fuck is he still here? 663 00:37:23,111 --> 00:37:24,244 Don't tell me what to do, Max! 664 00:37:24,377 --> 00:37:25,613 Don't ever tell me what to do! 665 00:37:25,747 --> 00:37:27,749 Don't ever tell me what to fucking do! 666 00:37:34,989 --> 00:37:35,990 You... 667 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:37,959 ...should go. 668 00:37:39,894 --> 00:37:40,995 Um, this is... 669 00:37:43,231 --> 00:37:44,766 ...a family issue. 670 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,302 Yeah, yeah, I-- I'll get out of your hair. 671 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,454 Um, this goes without saying, but, 672 00:38:07,588 --> 00:38:08,689 as a favor to me, please 673 00:38:08,823 --> 00:38:10,525 don't tell anybody about this. 674 00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,325 Yeah, of course. 675 00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:17,064 -Bye. -Bye. 676 00:38:20,735 --> 00:38:21,769 Whoa. 677 00:38:22,570 --> 00:38:24,605 Oh, fuck. Shit, sorry. Was that a mistake? 678 00:38:24,739 --> 00:38:25,873 That was a mistake. 679 00:38:26,007 --> 00:38:27,041 Sorry. 680 00:38:46,761 --> 00:38:49,130 Put this back wherever you found it, 681 00:38:49,396 --> 00:38:51,933 and never, ever mention it again. 682 00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:53,100 Okay? 683 00:38:54,135 --> 00:38:56,537 At least you guys found it instead of your mom. 684 00:39:30,972 --> 00:39:32,607 - Hello? - Mom? 685 00:39:33,107 --> 00:39:34,976 - Who is this? - Mom, it's me. 686 00:39:35,276 --> 00:39:38,846 Oh, Cassandra. Are you calling me from the home phone? 687 00:39:38,980 --> 00:39:40,147 Yes. 688 00:39:41,048 --> 00:39:43,150 You need to come home. It's an emergency. 689 00:39:45,052 --> 00:39:47,355 Okay, hey, hey, hello, hello. 690 00:39:47,487 --> 00:39:49,123 Max, hey, hey, hey. No! 691 00:39:49,257 --> 00:39:51,792 There's nothing to talk about, Sky. 692 00:39:52,226 --> 00:39:54,394 I don't want to talk about it. 693 00:40:04,872 --> 00:40:06,974 Just give me one second, alright? 694 00:40:15,182 --> 00:40:16,117 Fuck! 695 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:18,485 Max? Max, hey. 696 00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:21,022 Is that champagne? 697 00:40:21,155 --> 00:40:22,690 -It was. -Hey, Max, stop. 698 00:40:22,957 --> 00:40:24,625 -Max, stop. Hey, hey. -Cassie came in here. 699 00:40:24,759 --> 00:40:26,060 -I had a whole-- -Leave Cassie alone. 700 00:40:26,193 --> 00:40:27,561 What is going on with you? 701 00:40:27,695 --> 00:40:28,963 You just saw your dad... 702 00:40:31,332 --> 00:40:33,534 Why was there champagne in the bathroom? 703 00:41:04,098 --> 00:41:05,132 Yo. 704 00:41:29,357 --> 00:41:30,591 Hey. 705 00:41:31,425 --> 00:41:32,760 Nice place. 706 00:41:34,962 --> 00:41:35,997 Thanks. 707 00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:38,399 What-- 708 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,635 What are you doing-- Oh, you seem confused. 709 00:41:42,003 --> 00:41:44,171 Um, did you not get my text? 710 00:41:44,505 --> 00:41:45,539 I said I'd deliver. 711 00:41:45,706 --> 00:41:47,208 No, I-- I don't have my phone. 712 00:41:47,341 --> 00:41:49,677 Um, I left it charging. It-- it died. 713 00:41:49,810 --> 00:41:51,879 All good. 714 00:41:52,013 --> 00:41:53,047 All good. 715 00:41:58,586 --> 00:41:59,820 Do you have a dog? 716 00:42:00,354 --> 00:42:01,589 Yeah. 717 00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:05,359 -Cool. -Hey, Blake, 718 00:42:05,493 --> 00:42:07,028 my parents-- 719 00:42:08,129 --> 00:42:09,163 Blake. 720 00:42:09,897 --> 00:42:11,866 - You alright? - Yeah, yeah. Um-- 721 00:42:11,999 --> 00:42:13,467 It-- It's actually just, um... 722 00:42:13,601 --> 00:42:15,002 I'm so, so sorry. 723 00:42:15,136 --> 00:42:16,670 It's just a really bad time. There's been, like, 724 00:42:16,804 --> 00:42:18,239 a family emergency, and my parents 725 00:42:18,372 --> 00:42:19,974 - are on their way home, so... - Oh, shit... 726 00:42:20,174 --> 00:42:21,442 Uh, is-- 727 00:42:21,809 --> 00:42:23,077 Is everything okay? 728 00:42:23,277 --> 00:42:25,579 Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah. 729 00:42:25,713 --> 00:42:29,183 It's just that I'm not going to be able to hang out or do the 730 00:42:29,316 --> 00:42:31,052 chemistry lab, I mean... 731 00:42:31,419 --> 00:42:32,653 So... 732 00:42:34,121 --> 00:42:35,656 Do you know when they're going to be back? 733 00:42:36,223 --> 00:42:39,093 Yeah, uh, yes. In a few hours. 734 00:42:39,226 --> 00:42:41,395 They're coming back, then-- so, they'll be back. 735 00:42:41,530 --> 00:42:42,563 So... 736 00:42:43,464 --> 00:42:45,833 ...we could work for a few hours and then I'll leave before 737 00:42:45,966 --> 00:42:47,368 they're supposed to get here. 738 00:42:48,235 --> 00:42:50,237 Sorry, I-- 739 00:42:50,371 --> 00:42:52,073 I don't mean to be pushy. It's just... 740 00:42:52,206 --> 00:42:54,675 This is literally the only time I can do it this weekend. 741 00:42:54,909 --> 00:42:57,445 And when I saw your text, I was like, 742 00:42:57,578 --> 00:42:59,080 "Oh, she is so right. 743 00:42:59,213 --> 00:43:01,115 We've got to work on this chemistry." 744 00:43:04,385 --> 00:43:05,886 Do you have your stuff? 745 00:43:06,754 --> 00:43:08,355 God. N-- 746 00:43:08,489 --> 00:43:09,524 No. 747 00:43:09,690 --> 00:43:11,025 I forgot it at home. 748 00:43:11,459 --> 00:43:12,893 But hey, I should be fine. 749 00:43:13,027 --> 00:43:15,329 'Cause we could just do it all on your laptop. 750 00:43:25,473 --> 00:43:26,974 Here you go. 751 00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:28,843 Okay... 752 00:43:30,044 --> 00:43:32,179 I got into Michigan. 753 00:43:35,449 --> 00:43:37,251 -What? -I got in. 754 00:43:37,384 --> 00:43:38,385 You-- you applied? 755 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:39,554 Yeah. 756 00:43:39,787 --> 00:43:41,388 And you didn't tell me? 757 00:43:41,755 --> 00:43:43,324 I wanted to surprise you. 758 00:43:44,391 --> 00:43:45,693 -Really? -Yeah. 759 00:43:45,826 --> 00:43:47,061 I mean, I was gonna do it earlier tonight, 760 00:43:47,194 --> 00:43:48,329 before my family fucked everything up, 761 00:43:48,462 --> 00:43:50,664 but... So, you know. 762 00:43:50,798 --> 00:43:52,833 Surprise, Sky. 763 00:43:52,967 --> 00:43:55,035 Max, I mean, 764 00:43:55,169 --> 00:43:56,937 you got into Stanford and Dartmouth. 765 00:43:57,071 --> 00:43:58,806 -Yeah. -I'm not exactly surprised 766 00:43:58,939 --> 00:44:02,009 that the Michigan State University accepted you. 767 00:44:02,143 --> 00:44:05,112 Well, sure. But I mean, you are surprised, 768 00:44:05,246 --> 00:44:08,649 I'm sure, that I'm going with you. 769 00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:11,685 -What? -I'm going with you. 770 00:44:11,819 --> 00:44:12,987 No. No, you're not. 771 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:14,455 We're going to Michigan together. 772 00:44:14,623 --> 00:44:15,624 No, we're not. 773 00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:16,857 -We are. That's th-- -No. 774 00:44:16,991 --> 00:44:18,692 You got into Dartmouth. 775 00:44:18,826 --> 00:44:20,261 You're going to Dartmouth. 776 00:44:20,961 --> 00:44:22,696 You're wrestling for Dartmouth. Okay? 777 00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:24,798 -I-- I can wrestle at Michigan. -No. 778 00:44:24,932 --> 00:44:26,934 -You love Dartmouth. -I love Michigan. 779 00:44:27,067 --> 00:44:28,969 Why are you lying to me right now? 780 00:44:29,170 --> 00:44:30,539 Why do you think I'm lying to you? 781 00:44:30,671 --> 00:44:33,307 And also, shouldn't you be excited about this? 782 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,943 Yeah, obviously I'd be excited if it were true. 783 00:44:36,177 --> 00:44:39,446 But I know you'd only consider Michigan because of me. 784 00:44:40,915 --> 00:44:42,249 It's a nice bonus. 785 00:44:47,021 --> 00:44:48,689 So... 786 00:44:48,856 --> 00:44:50,525 Um, yeah, these are 787 00:44:50,691 --> 00:44:53,227 just my notes on how he said to do the electrophoresis data. 788 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,630 You have really pretty handwriting. 789 00:44:56,163 --> 00:44:57,566 Thanks. Um, 790 00:44:57,698 --> 00:45:00,100 yeah, if you wanted to do the-- the abstract, 791 00:45:00,234 --> 00:45:01,670 then I could do the method, or 792 00:45:01,802 --> 00:45:03,270 um, maybe you-- 793 00:45:03,404 --> 00:45:05,239 I could do the method and you could do the abstract. 794 00:45:05,372 --> 00:45:06,575 I have these-- these 795 00:45:06,707 --> 00:45:08,242 notebooks, so you could handwrite 796 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,211 or, um, I could handwrite and you 797 00:45:10,344 --> 00:45:12,313 cou-- uh, you could type whatever you want to do. 798 00:45:12,446 --> 00:45:14,882 Yeah, um, let me write. 799 00:45:15,349 --> 00:45:18,385 I'll, uh-- I'll take the pink notebook. 800 00:45:18,553 --> 00:45:20,221 Okay. 801 00:45:27,962 --> 00:45:29,797 The discussion questions look hard. 802 00:45:30,898 --> 00:45:33,200 You know, I'm really glad that you're my chemistry partner, 803 00:45:33,334 --> 00:45:36,203 because I don't get any of this. 804 00:45:39,608 --> 00:45:41,909 Hey, are you excited for prom? 805 00:45:43,444 --> 00:45:46,280 Are-- are you okay? 806 00:45:46,514 --> 00:45:47,549 Totally. 807 00:45:47,948 --> 00:45:50,150 - Just-- Wrong pipe. - Hmm. 808 00:45:50,552 --> 00:45:52,987 Uh, can I get you anything? 809 00:45:53,287 --> 00:45:54,021 Water? 810 00:45:54,154 --> 00:45:56,090 That's funny. 811 00:45:57,091 --> 00:45:58,125 Pretty funny. 812 00:45:58,325 --> 00:46:00,828 -I'm a funny guy. -Oh, really? 813 00:46:00,961 --> 00:46:02,997 In class? Come on. 814 00:46:03,130 --> 00:46:05,099 Yeah, yeah, you're pretty funny in class. 815 00:46:05,533 --> 00:46:06,767 Thank you. 816 00:46:09,803 --> 00:46:11,171 How's that method coming? 817 00:46:12,273 --> 00:46:14,509 Oh, uh, this method? 818 00:46:14,975 --> 00:46:17,111 -Oh, it's great. -I love methods. 819 00:46:17,512 --> 00:46:19,013 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 820 00:46:19,547 --> 00:46:22,316 I never knew you were so enthusiastic about school. 821 00:46:22,449 --> 00:46:24,586 I love it. 822 00:46:24,885 --> 00:46:26,120 Um... 823 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,155 Well, history. 824 00:46:29,390 --> 00:46:30,424 English. 825 00:46:30,725 --> 00:46:32,192 Electrons. 826 00:46:32,326 --> 00:46:34,763 What about the electrons? 827 00:46:35,396 --> 00:46:37,632 Well, they're-- they're really small. 828 00:46:37,766 --> 00:46:39,366 Like, s-- super tiny. 829 00:46:39,567 --> 00:46:41,335 So small. 830 00:46:41,468 --> 00:46:44,905 Yeah, like teeny tiny little electrons. 831 00:46:45,707 --> 00:46:47,107 Wow, you're weird. 832 00:46:47,941 --> 00:46:49,176 No, I would never-- 833 00:46:49,511 --> 00:46:50,545 I'm not. 834 00:46:50,679 --> 00:46:52,112 -What? -Hm? 835 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,281 Your TikToks are so good. 836 00:46:54,415 --> 00:46:56,150 Um, I'm sure that you get that all the time, though. 837 00:46:56,283 --> 00:46:58,952 Uh... Yeah, yeah. 838 00:46:59,086 --> 00:47:00,254 Yeah, yeah. 839 00:47:00,387 --> 00:47:01,589 What's like-- what is your method 840 00:47:01,723 --> 00:47:02,890 for making those? 841 00:47:03,023 --> 00:47:04,825 The-- the TikToks? 842 00:47:04,992 --> 00:47:07,428 Uh, I mostly just do the trends. 843 00:47:07,861 --> 00:47:09,196 That must be so interesting. 844 00:47:10,030 --> 00:47:13,901 Yeah, um, I-- Sometimes I just sit and talk to the camera. 845 00:47:14,034 --> 00:47:15,936 -Yeah, I've seen those. -Yeah, they're-- 846 00:47:16,236 --> 00:47:17,639 they're great for exposure. 847 00:47:17,905 --> 00:47:19,574 But what about you? 848 00:47:19,774 --> 00:47:23,778 I mean, I've seen you around, but we don't really talk much. 849 00:47:23,911 --> 00:47:25,145 What you-- What are you into? 850 00:47:25,412 --> 00:47:27,549 Yeah, no, totally. I agree, um-- 851 00:47:27,682 --> 00:47:30,117 I feel like I see you around school and online and stuff, 852 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,654 and I just-- I think that we'll vibe really well. 853 00:47:32,787 --> 00:47:36,423 Um, like in chemistry class, you're always like-- 854 00:47:52,607 --> 00:47:53,641 Wow. 855 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:56,110 Yeah. 856 00:48:07,622 --> 00:48:08,656 Weed. 857 00:48:11,925 --> 00:48:13,160 And beer. 858 00:48:15,095 --> 00:48:16,463 Oh, my God. 859 00:48:16,698 --> 00:48:18,031 - My breath? - No, no, no. You're good. 860 00:48:18,165 --> 00:48:19,834 It's cool. It's cool. 861 00:48:20,434 --> 00:48:23,137 G-- give me one second. 862 00:48:34,181 --> 00:48:35,149 Yes, yes! 863 00:48:39,721 --> 00:48:40,954 Yes! 864 00:48:47,428 --> 00:48:49,631 Max, you can't make your college decision for me. 865 00:48:49,798 --> 00:48:52,366 Why not? I-- I love you. 866 00:48:52,499 --> 00:48:56,136 Baby, I love you, but we're just gonna have to be 867 00:48:56,270 --> 00:48:57,772 in different places for a couple years. 868 00:48:57,906 --> 00:49:00,107 No, it's not-- it's not a chance that I'm willing to take. 869 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:01,676 Hell, it's not only your choice. 870 00:49:01,810 --> 00:49:03,377 Well, I can't do long distance. 871 00:49:03,511 --> 00:49:05,078 -Why not? -I can't do it. 872 00:49:05,212 --> 00:49:06,648 Can't or won't? 873 00:49:08,148 --> 00:49:10,017 Okay, what if it doesn't work? 874 00:49:10,184 --> 00:49:11,686 Baby, of course it's gonna work. 875 00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:13,287 And what-- what if it doesn't? 876 00:49:13,420 --> 00:49:15,088 Okay, then at least we tried. 877 00:49:17,124 --> 00:49:18,626 It will work for as long as we want it to. 878 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,160 And what if you stop wanting it to? 879 00:49:20,294 --> 00:49:21,462 What if you stop wanting it to? 880 00:49:21,596 --> 00:49:22,597 -I won't. I'm not gonna. -Wait, if you 881 00:49:22,730 --> 00:49:23,898 say yes to Michigan, 882 00:49:24,031 --> 00:49:25,332 you'll be forcing me to break up with you. 883 00:49:25,867 --> 00:49:28,268 Wh-- Why would you even say something like that? 884 00:49:28,402 --> 00:49:30,137 Look, you can't make this decision for me. 885 00:49:30,270 --> 00:49:31,606 And what if it's the right decision? 886 00:49:31,739 --> 00:49:33,908 Well, it's not, okay? And then you'll have made 887 00:49:34,041 --> 00:49:36,043 the wrong decision for me. 888 00:49:39,112 --> 00:49:40,247 Why are you so worried? 889 00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:41,816 Because I wanna be with you. 890 00:49:41,950 --> 00:49:44,552 Yeah-- Well, Max... 891 00:49:46,286 --> 00:49:48,055 ...I will not let you use me. 892 00:49:48,255 --> 00:49:50,390 Alright? You are trying to use me... 893 00:49:51,291 --> 00:49:52,861 ...as this kinda escape route to get away 894 00:49:52,993 --> 00:49:54,027 -from your family. -I am getting 895 00:49:54,161 --> 00:49:55,563 out of here either way. 896 00:49:55,697 --> 00:49:58,198 Michigan or Dartmouth, it doesn't make a difference. 897 00:49:58,332 --> 00:50:00,434 I'm going to be nowhere near my family. 898 00:50:06,306 --> 00:50:08,275 Do you wanna meet someone else? 899 00:50:09,711 --> 00:50:10,745 Is that it? 900 00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:15,182 No, Max, that's not it. 901 00:50:21,890 --> 00:50:24,124 Hey, hey. 902 00:50:47,381 --> 00:50:49,416 Ruthie, not now. 903 00:50:50,652 --> 00:50:52,319 Ruthie, stop. 904 00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:18,138 Are you ready for your prostate exam, Mr. Johnson? 905 00:52:18,573 --> 00:52:22,142 As ready as I'll ever be, Doc. 906 00:52:22,577 --> 00:52:27,915 If you're uncomfortable, you could do me first. 907 00:52:33,186 --> 00:52:34,421 Hey! 908 00:52:36,189 --> 00:52:37,759 Wow, mister... 909 00:52:38,325 --> 00:52:39,761 What the fuck? 910 00:52:40,995 --> 00:52:42,764 - Wow, mister... - Give me that, hey-- 911 00:52:43,064 --> 00:52:44,264 Stop. 912 00:52:46,199 --> 00:52:48,435 Yes! Yes! 913 00:52:48,703 --> 00:52:50,672 Yes! 914 00:53:04,686 --> 00:53:07,320 You're so generous. 915 00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:12,560 What the fuck is happening? 916 00:53:14,361 --> 00:53:16,396 What the fuck? 917 00:53:17,364 --> 00:53:18,900 Blake... 918 00:53:19,232 --> 00:53:20,768 Blake, look at me. Are you okay? 919 00:53:20,902 --> 00:53:22,804 - What-- -Are you okay? - Stand up. 920 00:53:24,138 --> 00:53:25,873 Max, what is going on? 921 00:53:26,406 --> 00:53:27,407 What the fuck, man? 922 00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:28,743 Cassie, who the fuck is this, 923 00:53:28,876 --> 00:53:30,878 you fucking idiot? He was filming it. 924 00:53:31,278 --> 00:53:33,047 - What? - He was filming it. 925 00:53:33,181 --> 00:53:34,347 So you attacked him? 926 00:53:34,481 --> 00:53:35,883 He was taking it, probably to post it 927 00:53:36,017 --> 00:53:37,217 online or some shit. 928 00:53:37,350 --> 00:53:38,920 Our dad, Cassie. 929 00:53:39,053 --> 00:53:40,154 Our fucking dad. 930 00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:42,757 Porn of our dad on that phone. 931 00:53:44,025 --> 00:53:45,560 Do you understand how serious that is? 932 00:53:46,027 --> 00:53:47,260 Max, get off of him. 933 00:53:47,394 --> 00:53:48,696 - Stop. - Stop. 934 00:53:48,830 --> 00:53:50,031 -I said stop. -What the fuck is going on? 935 00:53:50,164 --> 00:53:51,566 Help. 936 00:53:52,033 --> 00:53:53,333 -Who is that guy? -Help me. 937 00:53:53,467 --> 00:53:55,069 - Help me. - Hey, face ID. 938 00:53:55,235 --> 00:53:56,871 Help, please. 939 00:53:57,437 --> 00:53:59,507 - What? - Face ID! 940 00:54:01,642 --> 00:54:02,677 Go. 941 00:54:07,215 --> 00:54:08,182 What are you doing? 942 00:54:08,315 --> 00:54:10,151 I'm fucking deleting the video 943 00:54:10,283 --> 00:54:11,853 of our dad's dick. 944 00:54:16,124 --> 00:54:17,158 Hello? 945 00:54:25,265 --> 00:54:26,667 This fucking douche 946 00:54:26,801 --> 00:54:28,703 definitely has some incriminating shit on here. 947 00:54:28,936 --> 00:54:31,506 Deleted tweets, dick pics, nudes. 948 00:54:31,639 --> 00:54:32,874 - So? - So, 949 00:54:33,007 --> 00:54:36,611 I'm going to send myself some blackmail. 950 00:54:36,844 --> 00:54:40,280 So he doesn't tell everyone we know about our dad's porn... 951 00:54:40,782 --> 00:54:42,315 ...that you just showed him 952 00:54:42,449 --> 00:54:44,451 because you are a sad, pathetic person. 953 00:54:44,585 --> 00:54:46,788 I didn't show him, you piece of shit. 954 00:54:46,954 --> 00:54:49,023 And then you let him go. 955 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,034 Hey. 956 00:55:02,136 --> 00:55:03,370 Hey, Oliver. 957 00:55:04,205 --> 00:55:06,339 I forgot my backpack. 958 00:55:06,541 --> 00:55:08,375 Dude, what is with this fucking kid? 959 00:55:08,509 --> 00:55:10,343 Hey, get the fuck out of here, man. 960 00:55:10,511 --> 00:55:12,580 - Leave our house. Stop. - Help. 961 00:55:12,713 --> 00:55:14,582 Is that Blake Sheviot? 962 00:55:14,715 --> 00:55:16,416 Cassie, get him the fuck out of here while I 963 00:55:16,551 --> 00:55:18,152 clean up your fucking mess. 964 00:55:18,553 --> 00:55:20,555 Yeah, normally I'm-- I'm pretty chill. 965 00:55:20,688 --> 00:55:22,557 Like, I think I'm generally a pretty chill guy. 966 00:55:22,690 --> 00:55:25,259 But I do feel like I need to know what's going on here. 967 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:26,594 Um... 968 00:55:27,061 --> 00:55:28,763 ...he and my brother have had beef for years. 969 00:55:28,896 --> 00:55:30,998 And he showed up and they fought and Max won. 970 00:55:31,398 --> 00:55:32,800 That is not what happened. 971 00:55:33,534 --> 00:55:35,335 She invited him over to hook up. 972 00:55:38,906 --> 00:55:39,941 Is that true? 973 00:55:40,241 --> 00:55:41,876 N-- no, of course not. 974 00:55:43,978 --> 00:55:45,780 You know Max, you spent all day with him. 975 00:55:45,913 --> 00:55:47,515 What is your impression of my brother? 976 00:55:48,316 --> 00:55:49,283 He's an asshole. 977 00:55:49,416 --> 00:55:50,417 Exactly. 978 00:55:50,852 --> 00:55:52,954 But he doesn't strike me as a liar. 979 00:56:01,028 --> 00:56:02,063 Oh! 980 00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,775 You have this, babe. Woop! 981 00:56:54,882 --> 00:56:57,818 If me having this doesn't keep his mouth shut, 982 00:56:58,418 --> 00:57:01,088 we are so beyond fucked. 983 00:57:02,089 --> 00:57:03,524 You're so beyond fucked. 984 00:57:03,658 --> 00:57:05,359 Why would you attack him? 985 00:57:05,492 --> 00:57:08,095 How could you possibly think that that was a good solution? 986 00:57:08,262 --> 00:57:09,764 A good solution? 987 00:57:11,431 --> 00:57:12,667 Let me get this straight, Cassie. 988 00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:15,937 After we discover that our dad has been 989 00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:16,904 making porn, 990 00:57:17,338 --> 00:57:20,508 you invite a guy over so that you can bone him. 991 00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:22,310 And then you show him the porn. 992 00:57:22,442 --> 00:57:23,644 I didn't show him. 993 00:57:23,778 --> 00:57:25,313 He found it while I was in the bathroom. 994 00:57:25,445 --> 00:57:27,848 Okay, so you're fucking stupid enough to let him find it. 995 00:57:27,982 --> 00:57:31,919 And I didn't invite him over after we f-- found the DVDs. I-- 996 00:57:33,888 --> 00:57:35,890 I invited him over hours ago, and then 997 00:57:36,023 --> 00:57:37,959 he just-- he showed up unexpectedly. 998 00:57:38,526 --> 00:57:40,027 Great. Amazing! 999 00:57:40,161 --> 00:57:42,029 It makes a huge difference how he got here. 1000 00:57:42,163 --> 00:57:44,131 Oh, great. I'm sensing some sarcasm here. 1001 00:57:44,265 --> 00:57:45,299 I'm going to kill you. 1002 00:57:45,433 --> 00:57:47,034 Be my guest! Do it! 1003 00:57:47,168 --> 00:57:48,536 -Do it! -That's right. Back to slitting your wrists, 1004 00:57:48,669 --> 00:57:49,937 I'd be doing you a favor. 1005 00:58:46,193 --> 00:58:47,228 He's back. 1006 00:59:09,984 --> 00:59:11,619 I'm gonna head out. 1007 00:59:13,721 --> 00:59:14,922 Come on. 1008 00:59:15,456 --> 00:59:16,824 Look, I get it. 1009 00:59:17,124 --> 00:59:18,859 You wanted Blake, and you got me. 1010 00:59:18,993 --> 00:59:20,494 Now, I'd like to excuse myself. 1011 00:59:20,628 --> 00:59:22,296 Nope, no, no. You are not leaving 1012 00:59:22,430 --> 00:59:23,864 with this impression of me. 1013 00:59:23,998 --> 00:59:26,467 Oh, no, no. This is an impression of you. 1014 00:59:27,101 --> 00:59:28,669 "Hi, I'm Cassie. 1015 00:59:28,803 --> 00:59:30,371 I'm going to use poor oblivious Oliver to get 1016 00:59:30,505 --> 00:59:33,707 back at my brother who I have an unhealthy relationship with, 1017 00:59:33,841 --> 00:59:35,676 but let's not impact that right now." 1018 00:59:36,744 --> 00:59:37,978 Finished? 1019 00:59:39,013 --> 00:59:39,847 For now. 1020 00:59:40,081 --> 00:59:41,782 Hey, Max, stop. 1021 00:59:41,916 --> 00:59:43,050 - What? What? - Stop. 1022 00:59:43,184 --> 00:59:44,852 - You're being... - Let's just-- 1023 00:59:44,985 --> 00:59:45,920 Please, can we just do this later? There's a fucking 1024 00:59:46,053 --> 00:59:47,388 stranger in my house. What? 1025 00:59:47,522 --> 00:59:49,223 I'm sorry for slapping you. 1026 00:59:49,924 --> 00:59:51,092 No, you're not. 1027 00:59:51,225 --> 00:59:52,993 No, I'm not. 1028 00:59:53,694 --> 00:59:54,628 I'm a sweetheart. 1029 00:59:54,762 --> 00:59:55,996 I am. 1030 00:59:56,565 --> 00:59:57,998 But you're pushing it. 1031 00:59:59,033 --> 01:00:01,035 You're being terrible to Cassie, and... 1032 01:00:01,435 --> 01:00:03,137 ...you're now taking it out on this guy? 1033 01:00:03,538 --> 01:00:06,006 Like, what are you going to do when you find him, Max? 1034 01:00:06,541 --> 01:00:07,775 Kill him? 1035 01:00:14,315 --> 01:00:15,349 I love you. 1036 01:00:15,783 --> 01:00:17,017 Sorry. 1037 01:00:17,519 --> 01:00:19,787 Hey, let's look calmly, 1038 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,022 but carefully together. 1039 01:00:23,624 --> 01:00:25,092 I'm really sorry. 1040 01:00:25,226 --> 01:00:27,261 That was so fucked up, and I-- I shouldn't have... 1041 01:00:27,394 --> 01:00:29,363 Done it? Yeah, I know. Can I go now? 1042 01:00:29,497 --> 01:00:30,798 -No. -No? 1043 01:00:30,931 --> 01:00:32,534 No, I-- I-- I'm telling you, I'm nothing-- 1044 01:00:32,666 --> 01:00:34,034 Do you think I'm stupid? 1045 01:00:36,437 --> 01:00:37,738 I-- I knew after 15 minutes 1046 01:00:37,872 --> 01:00:39,874 you were just tryna piss your brother off. 1047 01:00:41,675 --> 01:00:44,178 And yeah, it bothered me 1048 01:00:44,311 --> 01:00:45,746 a little, but... 1049 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,315 not more than I wanted to get to know you. 1050 01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:50,885 Or for you to get to know me. 1051 01:00:51,018 --> 01:00:53,320 Like, actually take a second to get to know me. 1052 01:00:53,454 --> 01:00:55,122 I do, I do know you now. 1053 01:00:56,223 --> 01:00:58,325 But you hooked up with Blake after I left. 1054 01:00:58,459 --> 01:00:59,793 I mean, what the fuck? 1055 01:01:00,327 --> 01:01:03,297 Okay, yes, that's all true. 1056 01:01:04,665 --> 01:01:05,966 -Awesome. Oh, -But I'm... 1057 01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:07,434 -really awesome. -I'm sorry. 1058 01:01:07,569 --> 01:01:08,769 Really, really awesome. 1059 01:01:08,903 --> 01:01:09,837 Would you just shut up for a second? 1060 01:01:09,970 --> 01:01:11,272 Oh, this is shitty. 1061 01:01:11,606 --> 01:01:14,008 This is a really shitty thing you did-- or are doing. 1062 01:01:14,141 --> 01:01:15,943 Yes, okay, yes, yes. Yeah, it is really shitty, 1063 01:01:16,076 --> 01:01:17,411 and I'm sorry, but just like, 1064 01:01:17,546 --> 01:01:18,946 don't overreact. 1065 01:01:20,014 --> 01:01:22,249 Overreact? Overreact? 1066 01:01:22,383 --> 01:01:23,417 Yes. 1067 01:01:23,751 --> 01:01:25,352 Are you serious right now? I-- 1068 01:01:25,620 --> 01:01:28,756 Do you have any idea how this makes me feel? 1069 01:01:29,290 --> 01:01:32,193 I'm not only second place to fucking Blake Sheviot, 1070 01:01:32,326 --> 01:01:35,162 I'm a pawn. 1071 01:01:35,362 --> 01:01:37,698 I'm literally a pawn, like your brother said. 1072 01:01:38,265 --> 01:01:40,301 Oh, come on, Oliver. I thought... 1073 01:01:40,434 --> 01:01:42,069 I thought you were the guy who was like 1074 01:01:42,203 --> 01:01:45,940 so sure of himself and who he is, and his, like... 1075 01:01:46,907 --> 01:01:48,275 ...philosophies on the world 1076 01:01:48,409 --> 01:01:50,277 and high school, and he doesn't give a shit about 1077 01:01:50,411 --> 01:01:53,047 what other people think about him or do. 1078 01:01:53,781 --> 01:01:55,849 What? 1079 01:01:55,983 --> 01:01:57,484 Of course-- of course I fucking 1080 01:01:57,619 --> 01:01:59,688 care what other people think about me. Wh-- 1081 01:01:59,820 --> 01:02:01,121 What kind of person have you ever met 1082 01:02:01,255 --> 01:02:02,657 in your life that doesn't care what 1083 01:02:02,790 --> 01:02:04,124 other people think? Are you insane? 1084 01:02:04,425 --> 01:02:07,361 I'm 17! I care what people think! 1085 01:02:11,298 --> 01:02:13,434 We're all just faking whatever... 1086 01:02:16,971 --> 01:02:20,074 I know that! That's why... like, nobody knows-- 1087 01:03:17,766 --> 01:03:18,999 Okay. 1088 01:03:41,723 --> 01:03:43,057 Why did you kiss me? 1089 01:03:44,793 --> 01:03:47,294 - Look, can we not? I'll just go. - Why did you kiss me? 1090 01:03:54,468 --> 01:03:55,502 I like you. 1091 01:03:57,706 --> 01:04:00,341 And I thought we were having a fun night together. 1092 01:04:00,542 --> 01:04:02,876 Until the-- until the porn stuff. 1093 01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:04,912 But until then, I thought we were having a 1094 01:04:05,045 --> 01:04:06,146 fun night together and we were 1095 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:07,848 really starting to get along. 1096 01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:11,519 Despite your original reasons for having me over. 1097 01:04:13,822 --> 01:04:16,190 I-- I thought you were having a good time, too. 1098 01:04:17,592 --> 01:04:18,626 I was. 1099 01:04:23,565 --> 01:04:24,632 So... 1100 01:04:25,399 --> 01:04:28,603 But, uh-- What do you think this is? 1101 01:04:30,003 --> 01:04:31,372 Are you-- are you trying to fuck me? 1102 01:04:31,539 --> 01:04:34,041 What? No! No, I-- I mean, not that I would be 1103 01:04:34,174 --> 01:04:35,876 opposed, you kn-- because, you know, I think you're 1104 01:04:36,009 --> 01:04:37,378 gorgeous and everything, but-- but-- 1105 01:04:37,512 --> 01:04:40,815 No, no, no, I mean, um, date you, or-- 1106 01:04:40,948 --> 01:04:42,182 Date me? 1107 01:04:43,016 --> 01:04:44,251 Yes. 1108 01:04:45,352 --> 01:04:47,522 I meant the possibility of in the future, you know, 1109 01:04:47,655 --> 01:04:49,890 not just after, like, one night of us hanging out again 1110 01:04:50,023 --> 01:04:52,092 'cause, you know, I'm not-- not not like crazy or anything, 1111 01:04:52,226 --> 01:04:54,796 but-- but, yeah, because I like you 1112 01:04:54,928 --> 01:04:57,398 and I thought you liked me, too? 1113 01:05:47,448 --> 01:05:49,717 Alright, you fucking bitch. 1114 01:06:02,897 --> 01:06:04,097 Wow. 1115 01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:07,735 Good dog. Good dog. 1116 01:06:10,805 --> 01:06:12,039 Hey, guys. 1117 01:06:14,107 --> 01:06:15,342 What's her name? 1118 01:06:19,547 --> 01:06:21,348 Woo! There you go. 1119 01:06:22,483 --> 01:06:25,252 Alright, Ruthie, who's a good dog. Who's a good dog, huh? 1120 01:06:25,385 --> 01:06:28,188 I, uh, texted myself plenty of stuff in here, 1121 01:06:28,322 --> 01:06:31,593 so, you know, don't tell anyone. 1122 01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:33,160 Yeah. 1123 01:06:33,661 --> 01:06:34,696 Don't tell anyone. 1124 01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:37,699 So you can fight, huh? 1125 01:06:38,465 --> 01:06:40,802 Uh, yeah, I can wrestle. 1126 01:06:40,935 --> 01:06:42,202 I-- I guess. 1127 01:06:42,837 --> 01:06:44,204 I want a rematch. 1128 01:06:45,974 --> 01:06:47,207 No. 1129 01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:00,053 You know, I, uh... 1130 01:07:01,021 --> 01:07:02,624 ...I really do like you, Cassie. 1131 01:07:04,157 --> 01:07:05,560 I like you too, Blake. 1132 01:07:06,093 --> 01:07:08,730 No, I mean, I like-like you. 1133 01:07:09,196 --> 01:07:11,098 Uh, maybe we could do something. 1134 01:07:12,065 --> 01:07:14,034 We could do the lab on Sunday. 1135 01:07:14,869 --> 01:07:16,169 You know, I-- 1136 01:07:18,706 --> 01:07:19,741 Woop! 1137 01:07:20,140 --> 01:07:22,209 I don't think that that's a great idea. 1138 01:07:23,011 --> 01:07:24,244 Yeah. 1139 01:07:27,047 --> 01:07:28,282 Um... 1140 01:07:29,283 --> 01:07:30,685 W-- Bye, then. 1141 01:07:32,286 --> 01:07:33,287 Bye, everybody. 1142 01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:34,522 Don't come back. 1143 01:07:35,088 --> 01:07:38,760 Come on, this good girl needs some water-- some water... 1144 01:07:51,539 --> 01:07:53,106 Mom and Dad are five minutes away. 1145 01:08:05,319 --> 01:08:06,521 You're not that low. 1146 01:08:06,654 --> 01:08:07,689 No, Cassie. 1147 01:08:11,391 --> 01:08:12,492 Oh, my God. 1148 01:08:12,727 --> 01:08:14,428 - What? - She-- she told 1149 01:08:14,562 --> 01:08:16,864 our parents about the sex tapes. 1150 01:08:17,130 --> 01:08:18,332 She wants-- she wants to-- 1151 01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:21,401 she wants to tell Mom. You are so fucked up. 1152 01:08:21,536 --> 01:08:23,270 - Oh, my God. - Fuck you, Max. 1153 01:08:23,403 --> 01:08:24,706 She has a right to know. 1154 01:08:24,839 --> 01:08:26,106 She has a right to know? 1155 01:08:26,507 --> 01:08:28,676 That's not why you called them back here tonight. 1156 01:08:29,209 --> 01:08:32,981 In the middle of their trip, you want a big, dramatic reveal. 1157 01:08:33,313 --> 01:08:34,949 You want to burn this family to the ground. 1158 01:08:35,083 --> 01:08:37,018 If I had a daughter and she knew something about my husband, 1159 01:08:37,150 --> 01:08:38,586 I would want her to tell me. 1160 01:08:38,853 --> 01:08:42,222 Don't pretend that this is some mother-daughter bond shit. 1161 01:08:42,356 --> 01:08:44,324 Alright? You can't lie to me, Cassie. 1162 01:08:44,458 --> 01:08:46,493 You-- you just wanna destroy us. 1163 01:08:47,028 --> 01:08:48,062 Why shouldn't I? 1164 01:08:48,830 --> 01:08:50,898 Seriously, do you think they have a good marriage? 1165 01:08:51,032 --> 01:08:52,232 They are a fucking black hole 1166 01:08:52,366 --> 01:08:53,433 and you're tryna push me in 1167 01:08:53,568 --> 01:08:54,769 and I won't fucking go. 1168 01:08:54,902 --> 01:08:56,671 - What? - Don't you think we're all 1169 01:08:56,804 --> 01:09:00,474 miserable enough without your insane, theatrical, 1170 01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:01,776 pity-party drama? 1171 01:09:02,076 --> 01:09:03,210 You make things worse. 1172 01:09:03,377 --> 01:09:04,311 You make it harder. 1173 01:09:04,444 --> 01:09:05,647 And what do you do, Max? 1174 01:09:05,780 --> 01:09:07,280 You separate yourself? You disappear? 1175 01:09:07,414 --> 01:09:08,883 Run away like a fucking coward? 1176 01:09:09,050 --> 01:09:11,586 How full of hate must you be to do something like this? 1177 01:09:11,719 --> 01:09:12,787 I'm full of hate? 1178 01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,789 You're the angriest person I've ever met. 1179 01:09:15,023 --> 01:09:16,591 You're so angry, it's exhausting. 1180 01:09:16,724 --> 01:09:18,726 That and how mean you are. You're defining characteristic. 1181 01:09:18,860 --> 01:09:20,160 Don't fucking talk to me. 1182 01:09:20,628 --> 01:09:23,064 I didn't seek you out to have conversations, okay? 1183 01:09:23,196 --> 01:09:24,364 Just leave me alone. 1184 01:09:24,498 --> 01:09:26,100 Fine, I'll leave you alone forever! 1185 01:09:26,233 --> 01:09:27,467 You're fucking psychotic. 1186 01:09:27,602 --> 01:09:29,202 I said something about you cutting yourself 1187 01:09:29,336 --> 01:09:30,605 and you call our parents to show 1188 01:09:30,738 --> 01:09:33,240 them dad cheating on mom to get back at me? 1189 01:09:33,373 --> 01:09:35,175 Oh, you think that these are funny? 1190 01:09:36,243 --> 01:09:37,411 What? No. 1191 01:09:37,545 --> 01:09:38,813 Do you think that these are funny? 1192 01:09:38,980 --> 01:09:40,480 - You know I don't. - Are you sure? 1193 01:09:40,982 --> 01:09:43,383 Are you sure that you don't want to tell a fun story about them? 1194 01:09:43,518 --> 01:09:45,053 I don't-- Cassie, 1195 01:09:45,285 --> 01:09:46,688 I don't think they're funny. 1196 01:09:47,989 --> 01:09:50,558 You're so-- you don't know. 1197 01:09:50,692 --> 01:09:53,561 You-- you have no fucking clue. 1198 01:09:54,862 --> 01:09:56,731 You got yourself to feel 1199 01:09:56,864 --> 01:10:00,001 something else and yet cutting is the 1200 01:10:00,134 --> 01:10:01,669 alternative and cutting is... 1201 01:10:01,969 --> 01:10:03,004 ...just a-- 1202 01:10:33,101 --> 01:10:34,334 Cassie... 1203 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:40,273 ...I'm sorry. 1204 01:10:41,308 --> 01:10:42,543 Alright? I'm sorry. 1205 01:10:48,549 --> 01:10:49,917 I was sorry then, too. 1206 01:10:51,152 --> 01:10:52,520 And I'm sorry... 1207 01:10:53,054 --> 01:10:54,454 that I didn't... 1208 01:10:57,024 --> 01:10:58,291 I didn't-- 1209 01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:01,963 I wasn't a lot of help. 1210 01:11:02,964 --> 01:11:03,998 I know that. 1211 01:11:08,435 --> 01:11:09,971 But please don't do this. 1212 01:11:17,078 --> 01:11:19,714 You-- you know when things were really bad and-- 1213 01:11:19,847 --> 01:11:22,349 and-- and they were just screaming at each other 1214 01:11:22,482 --> 01:11:23,851 all the time and-- 1215 01:11:24,786 --> 01:11:27,487 and-- and, it was because of them but it was also 1216 01:11:27,622 --> 01:11:28,856 because of me. 1217 01:11:30,858 --> 01:11:35,428 I just-- I felt like I was being eaten from the inside. 1218 01:11:36,731 --> 01:11:38,766 And I looked to you... 1219 01:11:40,268 --> 01:11:41,936 ...my brother... 1220 01:11:42,870 --> 01:11:46,306 ...for something, anything. 1221 01:11:48,643 --> 01:11:50,678 Hoping to see that there was someone in there 1222 01:11:50,812 --> 01:11:52,680 who could see what I could. 1223 01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:55,516 Who was experiencing something, too. 1224 01:11:56,050 --> 01:11:59,987 That I wasn't completely fucking alone. 1225 01:12:00,121 --> 01:12:01,589 Of course, I-- 1226 01:12:03,925 --> 01:12:04,959 How could I not? 1227 01:12:06,359 --> 01:12:09,197 I'm just as much a part of this family as you are. 1228 01:12:09,496 --> 01:12:11,699 But I never saw that. 1229 01:12:16,436 --> 01:12:18,438 We all do what we have to, Cassie. 1230 01:12:24,579 --> 01:12:26,013 Yeah, we do. 1231 01:12:30,618 --> 01:12:32,385 Sky, hide upstairs. 1232 01:12:43,363 --> 01:12:45,032 What is it now? What is it? 1233 01:12:45,166 --> 01:12:46,399 What's the emergency? 1234 01:12:46,534 --> 01:12:48,002 What's the emergency? 1235 01:12:49,303 --> 01:12:50,538 Guys? 1236 01:12:58,579 --> 01:12:59,814 Guys? 1237 01:13:05,219 --> 01:13:06,554 Hello? 1238 01:13:10,457 --> 01:13:12,093 We figured it out. Sorry. 1239 01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:14,996 What? You figured what out? 1240 01:13:15,129 --> 01:13:17,732 Yeah, you tell me exactly why you called, 1241 01:13:17,865 --> 01:13:19,967 what the problem was, why you wouldn't tell 1242 01:13:20,101 --> 01:13:21,102 me over the phone, 1243 01:13:21,235 --> 01:13:22,937 why you thought it was an emergency, 1244 01:13:23,070 --> 01:13:24,071 how you solved it. 1245 01:13:24,205 --> 01:13:26,574 I mean, this-- this is unbelievable. 1246 01:13:26,807 --> 01:13:28,676 This is unbelievable. 1247 01:13:28,809 --> 01:13:30,811 You can't scare us like this! 1248 01:13:31,245 --> 01:13:33,147 You can't scare us like this. 1249 01:13:35,516 --> 01:13:36,550 Answer your mother. 1250 01:13:37,084 --> 01:13:38,686 You almost gave her a heart attack. 1251 01:13:38,819 --> 01:13:40,655 We were worried sick. 1252 01:13:41,222 --> 01:13:42,256 This is no good, guys. 1253 01:13:42,390 --> 01:13:43,624 No good at all. 1254 01:13:45,126 --> 01:13:46,327 This is no good? 1255 01:13:46,727 --> 01:13:47,995 Are you serious? 1256 01:13:48,329 --> 01:13:50,298 -What? What did I do? -You can't bring your foot down 1257 01:13:50,430 --> 01:13:51,498 a little bit more? 1258 01:13:51,766 --> 01:13:52,934 Aren't you gonna do anything? 1259 01:13:53,067 --> 01:13:54,501 You have to be everybody's best friend. 1260 01:13:54,635 --> 01:13:55,836 You're turning this on me now? 1261 01:13:55,970 --> 01:13:57,371 Well, I'd like a little help 1262 01:13:57,505 --> 01:13:58,539 with the parenting. 1263 01:13:58,906 --> 01:14:00,675 Would you like a little drink, Marie? 1264 01:14:01,509 --> 01:14:02,843 Can I make you a little drink? 1265 01:14:03,711 --> 01:14:05,146 Don't you walk away from me! 1266 01:14:05,413 --> 01:14:07,848 I have been traveling in the car for eight hours. 1267 01:14:08,082 --> 01:14:09,850 -We've missed the wedding. -I have-- First of all, 1268 01:14:09,984 --> 01:14:11,352 you didn't want to go to the fucking wedding. 1269 01:14:11,484 --> 01:14:12,954 I have been driving for eight hours. 1270 01:14:13,087 --> 01:14:14,588 You have been sitting and sleeping. 1271 01:14:14,722 --> 01:14:16,724 And all you can say is, "This is no good"? 1272 01:14:16,857 --> 01:14:20,161 - This is no good? God... - Yeah, "It's no good. "That's what I said. 1273 01:14:20,294 --> 01:14:21,729 The best you could come up with. 1274 01:14:21,862 --> 01:14:22,897 Don't take that out on me. 1275 01:14:23,030 --> 01:14:24,532 All you can say is... 1276 01:15:21,555 --> 01:15:23,057 You're crying. 1277 01:15:35,836 --> 01:15:38,005 I've never seen you cry before. 1278 01:15:39,173 --> 01:15:40,207 Shut up. 1279 01:15:48,149 --> 01:15:49,316 I'm sorry. 1280 01:15:52,153 --> 01:15:53,220 Me too. 1281 01:15:55,489 --> 01:15:56,957 For when you were... 1282 01:16:03,264 --> 01:16:04,331 I know. 1283 01:16:19,914 --> 01:16:22,016 Okay, get off me. 1284 01:17:23,844 --> 01:17:25,079 Hey... 1285 01:17:25,679 --> 01:17:27,848 Hey, it's okay. 1286 01:17:35,022 --> 01:17:36,790 Hey, it's okay. 1287 01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:49,703 You are nothing like them, Max. 1288 01:17:51,573 --> 01:17:54,308 People make long distance sound harder than it is. 1289 01:17:54,509 --> 01:17:56,210 Yeah? 1290 01:18:33,682 --> 01:18:35,749 I have to ask you a question. 1291 01:18:44,925 --> 01:18:47,795 I put too much cologne on, didn't I? 88448