Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:04,010 --> 00:00:07,036
I can't keep it together, Dr. Venture.
2
00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,379
I'm sorry about the TVC15.
3
00:00:10,417 --> 00:00:12,009
Tom, I'm not worried about that tin can.
4
00:00:12,052 --> 00:00:13,576
I'm worried about you.
5
00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:16,282
You're not dying on me,
and that's an order.
6
00:00:16,323 --> 00:00:18,484
What's going on, Pop?
7
00:00:18,525 --> 00:00:20,959
Everything is fine, son.
You're having a nightmare.
8
00:00:20,994 --> 00:00:24,691
Kano! Take Rusty downstairs
and give him some warm milk.
9
00:00:26,133 --> 00:00:28,727
I've got a message for the action man.
10
00:00:28,769 --> 00:00:30,634
He's listening, Tom.
Go ahead.
11
00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:32,365
I'm happy.
12
00:00:32,406 --> 00:00:34,704
Hope you're happy, too.
13
00:00:34,741 --> 00:00:38,142
I've loved all I needed to love.
14
00:00:38,178 --> 00:00:40,043
Don't talk like that, Tom.
15
00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,275
You're gonna make it. Fight it!
16
00:00:42,315 --> 00:00:46,012
I'm feeling very still...
17
00:00:46,052 --> 00:00:50,512
and I think my spaceship
knows which way to go.
18
00:00:50,557 --> 00:00:53,924
Tell my wife I love her very much.
19
00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,757
She knows!
20
00:00:55,796 --> 00:00:58,560
Ground control to Major Tom.
Your circuit's dead.
21
00:00:58,598 --> 00:01:01,658
There's something wrong.
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
22
00:01:01,701 --> 00:01:04,261
Can you hear me?
Major Tom!
23
00:01:08,475 --> 00:01:10,909
Ashes...
24
00:01:10,944 --> 00:01:12,775
to ashes.
25
00:01:14,014 --> 00:01:15,174
One more, Pop.
26
00:01:15,215 --> 00:01:17,183
Need one with me next
to the meta-sonic locator?
27
00:01:17,217 --> 00:01:19,151
No. I need one where
your suit isn't riding up.
28
00:01:19,186 --> 00:01:21,177
Well, what do you want?
It's terry cloth.
29
00:01:21,221 --> 00:01:22,654
It acts like a towel.
30
00:02:13,707 --> 00:02:15,902
Super bad idea, Doc.
31
00:02:15,942 --> 00:02:18,843
You've never taken a night dive before...
32
00:02:18,879 --> 00:02:21,780
or any dive.
33
00:02:21,815 --> 00:02:23,339
Think about it, Brock.
34
00:02:23,383 --> 00:02:27,376
There's fat greenbacks to be made
on that flying saucer my dad lost here.
35
00:02:27,420 --> 00:02:28,785
He never patented it.
36
00:02:28,822 --> 00:02:30,687
One flyboy goes boom...
37
00:02:30,724 --> 00:02:33,852
and he scrapped the whole project
out of respect for the dead.
38
00:02:33,894 --> 00:02:36,158
It's just sitting down there
under eight hundred meters...
39
00:02:36,196 --> 00:02:38,255
of pitch-black liquid funeral.
40
00:02:38,298 --> 00:02:39,697
Wait. I need this.
41
00:02:39,733 --> 00:02:43,567
Um... eight hundred meters
of black liquid funeral...
42
00:02:43,603 --> 00:02:45,696
lies between me and... no. Wait.
43
00:02:45,739 --> 00:02:48,367
Eight hundred meters
of cold embalming fluid...
44
00:02:48,408 --> 00:02:52,276
lies between me
and my sunken scientific trust fund.
45
00:02:52,312 --> 00:02:55,110
Dean, I am now testing the two-way.
46
00:02:55,148 --> 00:02:56,547
Can you read me? Over.
47
00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:57,845
I sure can, Pop.
48
00:02:57,884 --> 00:02:59,909
I read you loud and clear.
49
00:02:59,953 --> 00:03:01,181
Dean?
50
00:03:01,221 --> 00:03:02,745
Oh. Over.
51
00:03:04,024 --> 00:03:08,927
The meta-sonic locator has been affixed
and I am "go" for the mission. Over.
52
00:03:13,266 --> 00:03:14,528
Journal entry one.
53
00:03:14,568 --> 00:03:17,969
As my loyal family and bodyguard
lower me toward the indifferent ocean...
54
00:03:18,004 --> 00:03:21,963
One cannot help but think
of a hangman's noose swinging like...
55
00:03:22,008 --> 00:03:23,407
Hank, what are you doing?
56
00:03:23,443 --> 00:03:25,843
Sorry, Dad.
These controls are a little sticky.
57
00:03:25,879 --> 00:03:28,507
I mean, we haven't done this since... ever.
58
00:03:28,548 --> 00:03:30,516
Well, just try to be
a little more gentle, please.
59
00:03:30,550 --> 00:03:32,643
I'm already starting to...
60
00:03:35,055 --> 00:03:37,080
I'm in, and I totally bashed my head.
61
00:03:37,123 --> 00:03:41,082
Beginning my descent into...
oh, I should record this.
62
00:03:42,395 --> 00:03:45,364
The Bermuda Triangle... ocean of mystery.
63
00:03:45,398 --> 00:03:50,267
Many have come to her before me
seeking... stuff...
64
00:03:50,303 --> 00:03:53,170
never to be seen again.
65
00:03:53,206 --> 00:03:55,868
Dad is super serious all of a sudden.
66
00:03:55,909 --> 00:03:58,673
Do you think he's really
in as much danger as he says?
67
00:03:58,712 --> 00:04:00,009
Oh, yeah. He's screwed.
68
00:04:00,046 --> 00:04:03,982
I give him about an hour before he panics
and begs us to haul him up.
69
00:04:04,017 --> 00:04:06,451
OK, guys. I can hear all of this.
70
00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,886
Journal entry 29.
71
00:04:09,923 --> 00:04:12,255
I am about to switch on
the meta-sonic locator...
72
00:04:12,292 --> 00:04:14,021
a device of my own design...
73
00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:18,258
that generates experimental
hypersonic sound waves so extra-special...
74
00:04:18,298 --> 00:04:22,758
they not only vibrate the water,
they vibrate time.
75
00:04:22,802 --> 00:04:25,168
Ingenious, I know.
76
00:04:27,741 --> 00:04:29,470
Brock. Come in, Brock.
77
00:04:30,477 --> 00:04:33,469
- You had enough yet?
- What? No! Stop that.
78
00:04:33,513 --> 00:04:35,105
What is your status topside?
79
00:04:35,148 --> 00:04:36,342
Yeah. It's fine.
80
00:04:36,383 --> 00:04:37,680
Boys are finally asleep.
81
00:04:37,717 --> 00:04:40,515
Think Dean might have
a bladder infection or something.
82
00:04:40,553 --> 00:04:44,011
He had to get up and pee, like, five times.
83
00:04:46,559 --> 00:04:48,083
No way.
84
00:04:48,128 --> 00:04:49,527
Hold on, Doc.
85
00:04:49,562 --> 00:04:52,087
I think I see something
that makes no sense.
86
00:04:52,132 --> 00:04:53,861
Better check it out.
87
00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:55,765
OK, but I was just gonna
turn on my machine.
88
00:04:55,802 --> 00:04:59,033
I thought it'd be cool for my journal
if, like, your voice was in the background...
89
00:04:59,072 --> 00:05:01,768
you know, saying impressive danger stuff.
90
00:05:02,776 --> 00:05:05,040
Dean. Dean, wake up.
91
00:05:05,078 --> 00:05:06,807
I think something's going on.
92
00:05:06,846 --> 00:05:10,009
Brock's gone, and I just heard Dad
say something about danger stuff.
93
00:05:10,050 --> 00:05:11,210
So what?
94
00:05:11,251 --> 00:05:13,344
Sew buttons.
I'm gonna check it out.
95
00:05:13,386 --> 00:05:14,614
Plus, I have to take a leak.
96
00:05:14,654 --> 00:05:15,814
Do it off the heliport.
97
00:05:15,855 --> 00:05:17,152
It makes this awesome arc.
98
00:05:17,190 --> 00:05:18,680
Cool. Be right back.
99
00:05:32,706 --> 00:05:34,298
Oh, damn it.
100
00:05:39,345 --> 00:05:41,711
Brock! Pirates on the X-2!
101
00:05:41,748 --> 00:05:43,716
Smooth, Hank.
102
00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:46,844
I'm on it. Now keep quiet
and don't move till I tell you...
103
00:05:46,886 --> 00:05:50,845
- no matter what you see.
- Brock, if pirates really exist...
104
00:05:50,890 --> 00:05:54,087
that means Santa Claus and the tooth fairy
can even be real, right?
105
00:05:54,127 --> 00:05:56,027
It's like all bets are off.
106
00:05:56,062 --> 00:05:58,758
Hank, nobody ever said pirates don't exist.
107
00:05:58,798 --> 00:06:01,528
So you agree with me
that this is impossible.
108
00:06:04,771 --> 00:06:06,671
Ghost pirates!
109
00:06:08,775 --> 00:06:11,972
Leave this ship at once.
110
00:06:17,984 --> 00:06:19,611
Holy crap. He's getting his ass kicked.
111
00:06:19,652 --> 00:06:20,983
Let's go save him.
112
00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:23,784
You crazy?
My sword's made of cardboard.
113
00:06:26,159 --> 00:06:27,990
Enough!
114
00:06:28,027 --> 00:06:31,463
Get off that man before he kills all of you.
115
00:06:31,498 --> 00:06:35,491
I'm sure he doesn't want to see
what his child is made of.
116
00:06:35,535 --> 00:06:39,335
I mean, really what he's made of,
not like a test of his mettle.
117
00:06:39,372 --> 00:06:40,862
I mean, I'm gonna spill his...
118
00:06:40,907 --> 00:06:42,238
Yeah. Got it the first time.
119
00:06:42,275 --> 00:06:46,336
Silence!
Your insolence will not be tolerated...
120
00:06:46,379 --> 00:06:48,506
again.
121
00:06:48,548 --> 00:06:49,708
Hey, is that guy dead?
122
00:06:49,749 --> 00:06:51,114
Yeah, probably.
123
00:06:51,151 --> 00:06:53,676
Come on. Was that necessary? Really.
124
00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:59,181
Your scheme was very clever,
very clever indeed, but he's no ghost.
125
00:06:59,225 --> 00:07:01,955
Oh, you think, genius?
What tipped you off?
126
00:07:01,995 --> 00:07:04,793
Was it the huge zipper?
Maybe the rubber mask?
127
00:07:04,831 --> 00:07:07,197
But you had to kill him anyway.
128
00:07:07,233 --> 00:07:08,962
If you played by the rules...
129
00:07:09,002 --> 00:07:10,936
the ghost pirate rules...
130
00:07:10,970 --> 00:07:13,905
and just ran away,
none of this would be happening.
131
00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:16,966
But no.
You had to go nuts and kill a guy.
132
00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:19,604
Take him to the brig!
133
00:07:19,646 --> 00:07:21,637
I'm keeping the boy with me.
134
00:07:21,681 --> 00:07:25,173
If you try anything funny, your son dies.
135
00:07:25,218 --> 00:07:27,982
Uh, Captain?
136
00:07:28,021 --> 00:07:29,784
Do we not need this now?
137
00:07:29,823 --> 00:07:33,987
Fine! But without the fog, what am I
gonna project the sea monster on?
138
00:07:37,530 --> 00:07:40,090
Like trying to walk around
inside a giant fat kid.
139
00:07:40,133 --> 00:07:41,828
Journal entry 36.
140
00:07:41,868 --> 00:07:43,335
I don't get it.
141
00:07:43,369 --> 00:07:46,338
The meta-sonic locator should've
rolled back the curtain of time...
142
00:07:46,372 --> 00:07:48,670
and revealed my dad's
flying metal failure by now.
143
00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:50,232
No, wait. That's crap.
144
00:07:52,045 --> 00:07:54,206
Journal entry 36.
145
00:07:54,247 --> 00:07:57,512
The meta-sonic locator,
though performing admirably...
146
00:07:57,550 --> 00:08:03,614
begs his master to increase the volume,
a bidding his master gladly complies with.
147
00:08:14,234 --> 00:08:20,798
I seem to have stepped
into some sort of undersea chewing gum.
148
00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,432
Because of this...
149
00:08:22,475 --> 00:08:24,102
I can't move.
150
00:08:24,143 --> 00:08:25,508
Oh, boy. This can't be good.
151
00:08:25,545 --> 00:08:28,639
Abort! Brock!
Come in, Brock!
152
00:08:30,049 --> 00:08:32,017
Hank. Come in, Hank.
153
00:08:32,051 --> 00:08:33,484
I'm here. Where are you?
154
00:08:33,519 --> 00:08:35,510
Are you being keelhauled?
Have they removed your fingernails?
155
00:08:35,555 --> 00:08:37,489
Hank, please.
I need your help.
156
00:08:37,523 --> 00:08:40,185
- Really?
- Yes, really. Where are you?
157
00:08:40,226 --> 00:08:42,490
I'm near the heliport
at the stern of the X-2.
158
00:08:42,528 --> 00:08:45,861
It's dicey, but I could probably rescue you
if you give me your coordinates.
159
00:08:45,899 --> 00:08:47,457
Oh, Hank.
160
00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:52,494
If there was ever a time in your life
I needed you not to be Hank, it's now.
161
00:08:52,538 --> 00:08:55,029
- Sorry, Brock.
- Forget about it.
162
00:08:55,074 --> 00:08:59,204
All right.
You have to be my hands.
163
00:08:59,245 --> 00:09:00,872
I'll talk you through it.
164
00:09:00,914 --> 00:09:02,381
- Brock?
- What?
165
00:09:02,415 --> 00:09:04,883
This could be the single
greatest moment of my life.
166
00:09:04,918 --> 00:09:06,442
Focus, Hank.
167
00:09:06,486 --> 00:09:08,454
Whatever you do,
don't light a cigarette.
168
00:09:08,488 --> 00:09:11,184
A good sniper can see
a hot cherry for miles.
169
00:09:11,224 --> 00:09:12,384
Brock, I don't smoke.
170
00:09:12,425 --> 00:09:14,290
Good. Now's a lousy time to start.
171
00:09:15,862 --> 00:09:18,092
We're not carrying gold
or anything like that.
172
00:09:18,131 --> 00:09:21,294
I don't want your treasure, kid.
I don't even want your wallet.
173
00:09:21,334 --> 00:09:23,234
I just want your boat.
174
00:09:23,269 --> 00:09:26,261
Now just tell me where the keys are.
175
00:09:26,306 --> 00:09:27,864
You have a pirate ship.
176
00:09:29,676 --> 00:09:32,236
Sit on my lap, son.
It's story time.
177
00:09:32,278 --> 00:09:33,768
I don't want to sit in your lap.
178
00:09:33,813 --> 00:09:36,304
Fine. Don't.
I'll tell you anyway.
179
00:09:36,349 --> 00:09:40,513
That pirate ship out there
hasn't moved an inch in, like, forever.
180
00:09:40,553 --> 00:09:43,147
We've been stuck in that
disgusting sargassum...
181
00:09:43,189 --> 00:09:45,157
which, by the way,
no matter how you cook it...
182
00:09:45,191 --> 00:09:47,091
still tastes
like hot sargassum...
183
00:09:47,126 --> 00:09:48,753
It's been, like, ten years.
184
00:09:48,795 --> 00:09:50,820
- Wow!
- Yeah, wow. Oh, sure.
185
00:09:50,863 --> 00:09:52,490
In the beginning, it's lots of fun...
186
00:09:52,532 --> 00:09:55,501
you know, set up the projector,
turn on the fog machine...
187
00:09:55,535 --> 00:09:58,993
and everybody is like,
"Oh, no! Ghost pirates!"
188
00:09:59,038 --> 00:10:02,235
And then you'd abandon ship
like you were supposed to...
189
00:10:02,275 --> 00:10:04,675
and then we'd help ourselves to the booty.
190
00:10:04,711 --> 00:10:07,976
Treasure? Like gold doubloons
and "pieces of eight"?
191
00:10:08,014 --> 00:10:09,345
Think about it, kid.
192
00:10:09,382 --> 00:10:12,215
Who ships doubloons across
the Bermuda Triangle these days?
193
00:10:12,251 --> 00:10:14,048
You want to know what
our biggest haul was?
194
00:10:14,087 --> 00:10:15,782
Shipment of I'Eggs eggs.
195
00:10:15,822 --> 00:10:19,053
Some of the boys still wear the pantyhose
as sashes and headbands.
196
00:10:19,092 --> 00:10:21,356
- Did that hurt?
- Not really.
197
00:10:21,394 --> 00:10:25,023
Here. Lick your arm.
I've got more in me pocket.
198
00:10:32,238 --> 00:10:33,705
What the hell was that?
199
00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:35,367
Oh, come on now.
200
00:10:35,408 --> 00:10:38,343
I can't believe you think that old joke
would work on me twice.
201
00:10:38,378 --> 00:10:40,403
I'm totally serious.
I don't know what that was.
202
00:10:40,446 --> 00:10:42,038
Yeah, right.
203
00:10:42,081 --> 00:10:43,639
I don't hear anything.
204
00:10:43,683 --> 00:10:45,082
But you did, right?
205
00:11:04,537 --> 00:11:05,663
There it is again.
206
00:11:05,705 --> 00:11:07,070
I didn't hear...
207
00:11:07,106 --> 00:11:08,266
I can't hear any...
208
00:11:08,307 --> 00:11:09,501
Hold on a second.
209
00:11:09,542 --> 00:11:11,339
You didn't just...
210
00:11:11,377 --> 00:11:12,674
You heard that, right?
211
00:11:12,712 --> 00:11:14,680
What am I listening for?
212
00:11:14,714 --> 00:11:16,579
If you would just shut up for a minute!
213
00:11:18,384 --> 00:11:20,249
OK. I see them.
214
00:11:20,286 --> 00:11:25,189
I think they're drunk on rum
because they're pirates.
215
00:11:25,224 --> 00:11:26,521
Hey, I found your knife.
216
00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:28,186
Leave it.
You're not ready.
217
00:11:28,227 --> 00:11:30,752
Now I want you to put
your hand around your throat, Hank.
218
00:11:30,797 --> 00:11:32,492
All right.
219
00:11:32,532 --> 00:11:34,864
That tube you feel is your trachea.
220
00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:36,391
Think of it as a handle.
221
00:11:36,436 --> 00:11:38,529
Your thumb is on your carotid artery.
222
00:11:38,571 --> 00:11:39,868
That's your button.
223
00:11:39,906 --> 00:11:43,501
Now, remember... grab the handle.
Push the button.
224
00:11:43,543 --> 00:11:44,908
Repeat that back.
225
00:11:44,944 --> 00:11:46,536
Grab the handle. Push the...
226
00:11:46,579 --> 00:11:48,069
Let go of your own throat, Hank.
227
00:11:49,749 --> 00:11:51,546
Journal entry 48.
228
00:11:51,584 --> 00:11:54,815
The blanket of warm vomit
that previously kept the icy chill at bay...
229
00:11:54,854 --> 00:11:57,288
has hardened to a sticky shell.
230
00:11:57,323 --> 00:11:59,223
Thankfully, the stench has faded.
231
00:11:59,258 --> 00:12:02,921
Continued efforts to contact base
have proved fruitless...
232
00:12:02,962 --> 00:12:05,260
and the clam won't quit it.
233
00:12:09,469 --> 00:12:11,994
All right. This is just
getting downright spooky.
234
00:12:12,038 --> 00:12:13,665
Come on. Just give me the key, Dean.
235
00:12:13,706 --> 00:12:16,334
I really don't have the key, I swear.
236
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:18,070
I guess Brock might.
237
00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:19,578
Who's Brock?
238
00:12:19,612 --> 00:12:20,977
My dad's bodyguard.
239
00:12:21,013 --> 00:12:22,913
Your dad has a bodyguard?
240
00:12:22,949 --> 00:12:25,645
Why would he need a bodyguard?
The guy's a tank.
241
00:12:25,685 --> 00:12:27,380
Well, because...
242
00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:29,047
So where is this Brock guy?
243
00:12:29,088 --> 00:12:31,022
He's hiding...
244
00:12:31,057 --> 00:12:33,355
and waiting to save me...
245
00:12:33,392 --> 00:12:35,451
with guys.
246
00:12:35,495 --> 00:12:38,293
You're not a very good liar, Dean, are you?
247
00:12:38,331 --> 00:12:39,855
Maybe.
248
00:12:39,899 --> 00:12:42,868
Yo ho, Mike. Do you copy?
249
00:12:42,902 --> 00:12:45,200
We hit a Toys "R" Us ship
a couple of years ago.
250
00:12:45,238 --> 00:12:46,865
- Yo ho, Captain.
- Yeah, Mike.
251
00:12:46,906 --> 00:12:50,205
The guy in the brig might have the key,
or there might be someone named Brock...
252
00:12:50,243 --> 00:12:53,007
- Ioose on the ship with...
- Guys.
253
00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:54,376
With guys, Mike.
254
00:12:56,949 --> 00:12:59,315
You are not gonna tell me
you didn't hear that!
255
00:12:59,352 --> 00:13:04,153
After the twist, you'll feel a snap,
and the body goes rag doll on you.
256
00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:07,489
And that will knock him out even more?
257
00:13:07,527 --> 00:13:08,789
That will kill him.
258
00:13:08,828 --> 00:13:09,817
Do I have to?
259
00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:11,159
All right. Fine, crybaby.
260
00:13:11,197 --> 00:13:13,665
Just tie him up and
maybe, I guess, gag him...
261
00:13:13,699 --> 00:13:15,326
But at the first sign of trouble...
262
00:13:15,368 --> 00:13:17,495
I want you to at least break both his knees.
263
00:13:20,339 --> 00:13:22,307
Hank, there's no reason to get upset.
264
00:13:22,341 --> 00:13:23,672
I'll get you through...
265
00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:25,006
Crap. Someone's coming.
266
00:13:25,044 --> 00:13:27,171
Maintain radio silence and stay calm.
267
00:13:28,548 --> 00:13:32,177
We need that key that starts your boat,
Mr. Big Stuff. Let's have it.
268
00:13:33,719 --> 00:13:35,016
It's up my ass.
269
00:13:35,054 --> 00:13:36,043
Are you serious?
270
00:13:36,088 --> 00:13:37,419
Why don't you check?
271
00:13:37,456 --> 00:13:39,515
Well? Check.
272
00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:40,856
What if he's lying?
273
00:13:40,893 --> 00:13:43,453
If he were telling the truth,
that would be better?
274
00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:49,030
Journal entry 56.
275
00:13:49,068 --> 00:13:50,865
I just learned that giant clams...
276
00:13:50,903 --> 00:13:53,531
don't like the taste
of exploding robot legs.
277
00:13:53,573 --> 00:13:56,599
I've taken refuge
in the forward compartment
278
00:13:56,642 --> 00:13:59,042
and am now running on reserve power...
279
00:13:59,078 --> 00:14:04,072
mobility hindered,
morale low, no radio contact.
280
00:14:04,116 --> 00:14:05,913
Oh, yeah.
281
00:14:05,952 --> 00:14:11,481
I lost my locator,
and, yes, I realize the irony of that.
282
00:14:12,825 --> 00:14:14,486
No way!
283
00:14:14,527 --> 00:14:16,495
Journal entry 57.
284
00:14:16,529 --> 00:14:18,497
Oh, how they scoffed.
285
00:14:18,531 --> 00:14:23,059
True, in light of certain setbacks,
I even began to doubt myself...
286
00:14:23,102 --> 00:14:27,402
but through perseverance
and no small amount of ingenuity...
287
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:31,968
I've located the saucer!
288
00:14:33,546 --> 00:14:37,209
I can't believe I got
to swab the poop deck.
289
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:40,014
And remember how you complained
when we hit that Red Cross ship?
290
00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:44,451
"What are we gonna do
with twenty crates of rubber gloves?"
291
00:14:44,490 --> 00:14:46,082
Totally take it back.
292
00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,854
Hey, buddy,
293
00:14:47,893 --> 00:14:50,691
I'd kill for one of those right about now.
294
00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:52,197
My last pack.
295
00:14:52,231 --> 00:14:54,256
It'll help me relax.
296
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,359
Dude, give him one.
297
00:14:57,737 --> 00:14:58,761
Please.
298
00:14:58,804 --> 00:15:00,203
No. Screw him.
299
00:15:00,239 --> 00:15:01,866
Pirates don't give people cigarettes.
300
00:15:01,907 --> 00:15:02,999
They take them.
301
00:15:04,677 --> 00:15:06,508
My friggin' hand!
302
00:15:06,545 --> 00:15:08,308
My elbow! My arm!
303
00:15:08,347 --> 00:15:10,577
Let go of my arm with your ass!
304
00:15:11,851 --> 00:15:13,978
Your ass is clamped to my arm!
305
00:15:15,955 --> 00:15:18,822
Mike? Yo ho?
306
00:15:18,858 --> 00:15:21,326
What's going on with that key already?
307
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,828
Hey, Captain, I got your key.
308
00:15:23,863 --> 00:15:28,163
Hope you're hungry...
'cause I'm gonna feed it to you.
309
00:15:32,171 --> 00:15:36,540
I told you what I'd do for one of these.
310
00:15:36,575 --> 00:15:38,008
This is all wrong.
311
00:15:38,044 --> 00:15:39,909
This is not the way this
is supposed to go down.
312
00:15:41,147 --> 00:15:43,843
Wow. I've never hot-wired
a hydrofoil before.
313
00:15:43,883 --> 00:15:45,282
That was easy.
314
00:15:46,385 --> 00:15:48,182
Wait! What about my dad?
315
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:51,018
Kid, who do you think's the reason
I'm hauling ass out of here?
316
00:15:51,057 --> 00:15:52,922
Did you hear him?
He sounded scarier than...
317
00:15:54,293 --> 00:15:56,318
Than whatever the hell that is.
318
00:15:57,897 --> 00:16:02,300
And as I prepare to open
the long-submerged saucer...
319
00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:04,462
I must pause for a brief aside...
320
00:16:04,503 --> 00:16:11,466
for once again, where my father failed,
I, Dr. Thaddeus S. Venture, am about to...
321
00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:13,034
Whoop.
322
00:16:13,079 --> 00:16:15,946
No, no, no, no!
Now you try to help me?
323
00:16:15,981 --> 00:16:17,846
Cancel mission-abort command.
324
00:16:17,883 --> 00:16:19,578
Rebort. Do you copy?
325
00:16:19,618 --> 00:16:21,950
Take me back over to the thing.
326
00:16:21,987 --> 00:16:23,852
Seriously, Brock, what the f...
327
00:16:26,592 --> 00:16:27,991
You OK?
328
00:16:28,027 --> 00:16:29,824
Oh, my God.
Am I bleeding?
329
00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:31,159
It's a little red.
330
00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:33,927
Thought we cut the anchor chain.
331
00:16:36,569 --> 00:16:38,230
Well, here's your trouble right h...
332
00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:39,430
What's going on here?
333
00:16:39,472 --> 00:16:41,167
Aw, come on.
Who did this?
334
00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:43,505
Like these guys haven't had it
bad enough tonight.
335
00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:45,476
Guess you weren't lying
about that Brock guy.
336
00:16:45,511 --> 00:16:46,637
I guess I wasn't.
337
00:16:46,679 --> 00:16:51,173
What kind of expert bodyguard
ties men up with big bows?
338
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,315
- That came from the bow.
- Told you.
339
00:16:59,658 --> 00:17:02,024
A real ghost?
340
00:17:02,061 --> 00:17:03,289
Gaar! That's...
341
00:17:03,329 --> 00:17:06,628
That... wow! No way!
342
00:17:06,665 --> 00:17:08,963
Hank, don't move.
343
00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:10,866
- I can't.
- Shoot it.
344
00:17:10,903 --> 00:17:13,303
This thing came from the same ship
we got the walkie-talkies.
345
00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:14,431
It's plastic.
346
00:17:14,473 --> 00:17:17,169
And that's a ghost!
347
00:17:17,209 --> 00:17:19,302
Well, do something.
348
00:17:19,345 --> 00:17:20,676
You're a grownup.
349
00:17:20,713 --> 00:17:23,910
All right. I'll save your dad's bodyguard.
350
00:17:23,949 --> 00:17:25,814
I guess I deserve this.
351
00:17:25,851 --> 00:17:28,649
You live by the ghost,
you die by the ghost.
352
00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:46,201
Uh, it doesn't seem to want to kill us.
353
00:17:46,238 --> 00:17:50,106
It doesn't seem to want
to do anything except that.
354
00:18:01,654 --> 00:18:03,087
Dr. Orpheus, master of mysticism.
355
00:18:03,122 --> 00:18:05,716
Oh, hello, Hank.
356
00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:07,988
How is your father?
357
00:18:08,027 --> 00:18:10,086
Well, I'm busy at the moment.
358
00:18:10,129 --> 00:18:15,897
Pumpkin's due home from tennis,
and I'm making my famous frittatas.
359
00:18:15,935 --> 00:18:18,563
What is that yelling
in the background?
360
00:18:18,604 --> 00:18:20,071
It's kind of what I called about.
361
00:18:20,105 --> 00:18:22,630
We have a ghost problem.
362
00:18:22,675 --> 00:18:23,733
Who's that he's talking to?
363
00:18:23,776 --> 00:18:27,075
Well, he's a necromancer.
He lives in my backyard.
364
00:18:27,112 --> 00:18:32,880
Hank, are you certain it isn't just a guy
in a rubber mask messing with you?
365
00:18:32,918 --> 00:18:34,545
I see.
366
00:18:34,587 --> 00:18:36,145
No. I can hear it.
367
00:18:36,188 --> 00:18:38,748
Listen, Hank.
Can you hang on a sec?
368
00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:40,986
What's he saying?
369
00:18:41,026 --> 00:18:42,323
I'm on hold.
370
00:18:42,361 --> 00:18:45,489
I think he's astroprojecting or something.
371
00:18:45,531 --> 00:18:47,328
Journal entry whatever.
372
00:18:47,366 --> 00:18:50,301
All attempts to contact
the ship above me have failed.
373
00:18:50,336 --> 00:18:53,965
The only warmth I feel
stems from moderate hypothermia.
374
00:18:54,006 --> 00:18:57,908
All I can do now is wait
for death's casual hand...
375
00:18:57,943 --> 00:19:03,540
to finish the job that fate began
at my uneventful puberty.
376
00:19:06,552 --> 00:19:09,112
All right, Hank. Are you there?
377
00:19:09,154 --> 00:19:11,782
I went through your grandfather's records.
378
00:19:11,824 --> 00:19:14,622
My garage has piles of them,
but I have it figured out.
379
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:20,292
A Major Tom was tragically lost
on that very spot...
380
00:19:20,332 --> 00:19:23,130
in the nineteen hundred and sixties.
381
00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:26,137
That's your man.
I can feel it in my soul.
382
00:19:26,171 --> 00:19:27,536
So what do I do?
383
00:19:27,573 --> 00:19:30,133
Oh, please. You've seen "Ghost"?
384
00:19:30,175 --> 00:19:32,200
The rest is cake.
Do you have a pen?
385
00:19:32,244 --> 00:19:33,939
To use as a magic wand.
386
00:19:33,979 --> 00:19:36,311
To use as a pen, Hank.
387
00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:37,781
Take this number down.
388
00:19:43,889 --> 00:19:45,049
Hello?
389
00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:46,648
Hello, Mrs. Tom?
390
00:19:46,692 --> 00:19:48,421
Oh, I didn't know this thing still worked.
391
00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:49,620
Marvelous.
392
00:19:49,662 --> 00:19:51,357
Mrs. Tom, it's about your husband.
393
00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:52,830
He's in trouble.
394
00:19:52,865 --> 00:19:54,992
Jeanie? Jeanie, what's happening?
395
00:19:55,034 --> 00:19:56,331
Rodney? He's right here.
396
00:19:56,368 --> 00:19:57,699
Do you want to speak with him?
397
00:19:57,736 --> 00:20:01,672
Dude, no. I want you to talk
to your husband so he'll shut up.
398
00:20:01,707 --> 00:20:03,766
No offense, Mrs. Tom, but he's a real pain.
399
00:20:03,809 --> 00:20:05,003
Beg pardon?
400
00:20:12,051 --> 00:20:13,848
Tom, it's your wife, sweetie.
401
00:20:13,886 --> 00:20:16,411
You're dead now.
It's time to go.
402
00:20:16,455 --> 00:20:19,083
Leave the Venture family alone, honey.
403
00:20:20,726 --> 00:20:21,988
It's working.
404
00:20:22,027 --> 00:20:24,154
Give me that.
Tom, it's Rodney.
405
00:20:24,196 --> 00:20:26,027
You know, the action man.
406
00:20:26,065 --> 00:20:28,192
It was sure good times
we had back then...
407
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:30,064
But that was almost thirty years ago.
408
00:20:30,102 --> 00:20:32,832
You're dead.
Jeanie's remarried...
409
00:20:32,871 --> 00:20:34,304
to me, actually.
410
00:20:49,588 --> 00:20:51,647
Well, we could've done that.
411
00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:55,182
Final journal entry.
412
00:20:57,763 --> 00:21:01,529
Perhaps someday my own sons will find it
and learn from my mistakes...
413
00:21:02,868 --> 00:21:04,995
When they return to this spot to get rich...
414
00:21:05,037 --> 00:21:08,666
off of discovering
my father's flying saucer...
415
00:21:08,707 --> 00:21:11,676
and my meta-sonic locator.
416
00:21:11,710 --> 00:21:16,943
If you're listening to this, boys,
I just want you both to know...
417
00:21:48,747 --> 00:21:50,476
His eyes!
418
00:21:50,516 --> 00:21:52,541
Crazy eyes!
419
00:21:54,386 --> 00:21:55,717
Accusing!
420
00:21:59,258 --> 00:22:00,384
Who are you?
421
00:22:00,426 --> 00:22:02,155
All right, Brock.
I know this sounds crazy...
422
00:22:02,194 --> 00:22:03,388
but just hear him out.
423
00:22:05,864 --> 00:22:07,297
Can we have a ride home?
424
00:22:07,332 --> 00:22:09,163
- What?
- No.
425
00:22:09,201 --> 00:22:11,533
Do it like you said you were gonna.
426
00:22:12,871 --> 00:22:15,431
I'm really, really sorry
about this whole mess...
427
00:22:15,474 --> 00:22:18,443
and, you know, the whole pirate thing
is behind me now...
428
00:22:18,477 --> 00:22:21,344
and plus, you kind of
killed Steve and burnt my ship.
429
00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:26,181
So if you could give us a lift out of here,
I figured we'd just call it squaresies.
430
00:22:27,653 --> 00:22:30,144
- All right.
- Go, Team Venture!
431
00:22:30,189 --> 00:22:33,283
I don't know.
They just do that.
432
00:22:33,325 --> 00:22:36,351
That's good soup.
31936
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof