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Hey, did, uh, um, did anybody follow you here?

No, I don't think so.

Okay, cool.

God,

I've been wanting that for so long.

I've been counting down the days.

Oh, speaking of.

I got an extra special surprise for you.

Okay. Yeah, come right here.

Wow.

Really went all out.

Yeah.

You do know that we have this at the parlor, though, right?

Yeah, I mean, that's true, but there's some things at the parlor we can't do.

So I thought we could just...

Bring it here, and then, you know, we can do that happy ending we've always

talked about. Wouldn't that be hot?

It would be really hot.

Isn't this a little risky?

I need your wife to watch me.

My wife, she's a realtor.

She's doing an open house tonight. I mean, these things go until, like, 10 o

'clock. I mean, she'd be gone all night.

We have to play to ourselves.

I mean, if you say so.

All right,

let me turn this off.

You said she wasn't coming home.

I didn't think she was either.

Don't say a word and stay here.

Okay. All right.

Hey, honey.

You're back early.

Yeah, I forgot the open house sign, so I had to come back and grab it.

Oh. Um,

what's with the weird -looking mattress in the living room?

And that strange doozy stuff?

Oh, that?

That's, um, my new muscle recovery thing.

You know, it's, uh, the gel that's a super powerful stimulant. It really

my bad back, you know?

Really?

Okay, but...

What's with the mattress?

Um, yeah, you just put on the gel and you roll around in the mattress. It's,

it's good for the tension, you know? It's a new trend. I'm surprised you

heard of it.

Huh. Yeah, that makes sense.

Well, anyways, I'm going to grab the sign and head back.

Do you want me to pick up some dinner on the way home?

Sure. What would you like?

Oh, whatever you want. I trust you.

You okay in there? Oh, yeah, I'm great, you know, it's just water got a little

cold, so, uh... I might have to get that plumber to come back. I can tell he was

slacking off when he was fixing that water heater.

No, no, no, honey, honey, um, listen, um, you know, I mean, it's... I'm

just, you know, getting in the zone here for the muscle relaxation at this time,

you know?

I'm creating a cocoon of, uh, solitude. I knew it sounds weird, but it's just

part of the... routine. It's very dead.

Very dead.

Well, okay then.

Anyways, I've got to get back to the open house.

I love you, honey. Wish me luck.

Good luck.

I mean, luck.

Good luck, honey.

Jesus Christ, that was close.

You couldn't resist, could you?

I mean it was pretty hot.

Get on here.

It's kind of like what we do at the parlor, except it's gooey, you know?

Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?

No, I would never do such a thing. Of course.

Is this it over here? Just now.

We're both new to this.

Of course.

He even warmed it up.

Okay.

Oh shit.

It's my wife.

Well, what if I ignore it and then she comes back here?

Fine. Pick it up.

Hey,

wifey honey!

Oh!

Oh, no!

It's terrible.

Oh, honey.

Um.

I don't see it. Do you remember where you left it exactly?

No.

No,

no, no. No, honey. It's totally fine.

Um.

You're not going to believe it.

Laura, I luckily, luckily I found it. Just me. I found it.

You ready for it?

Um, yeah.

Shoot. Okay, the code is 93445.

You got it?

Yep. Thanks, honey.

You're a lifesaver.

I hope your exercises are going well.

Oh, yeah, they're going great. Thanks, Laura.

I mean, Francine. Who's Laura?

Oh, Laura.

You wouldn't believe this, but the gel for the massage...

It's called Laura.

Laura Bomb.

Yep, it's Laura Bomb.

Yeah, it's amazing.

It's really good.

Oh,

honey, you're not going to believe this, though.

Actually, the last one that we picked up, that was the last one ever.

They discontinued it.

Really? Yeah, it's a tough economy out there, honey.

Anyways,

my love, you get out there and you keep selling those houses.

You keep doing it, honey.

Sell away.

Okay, honey.

I'll leave you to it.

Love you. Love you, too.

happy ending then.

Let's go out with a bang.

Let's do it.

oh my god

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh,

Jesus.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, yes.

That's so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Oh, my God.

That is so fucking nice.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Woo -woo.

God. God.

Oh shit. Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh. Oh.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my

god.

Yeah.

I can do it to me, I can do it to me

Oh yeah, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

that's good.

That's good, isn't it? Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes.

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, this is fucking deep.

Oh, yes.

Oh, thank God.

Give me those titties.

Yes.

Oh, thank

you.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Oh, yeah. It's getting... Oh, I'm so fucking hard right now.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

I put so much chocolate in it.

Right there. Uh -huh.

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-huh.

Oh, my God, that's so good. Fuck, yes, fuck, yes, fuck.

Fuck.

God.

I'm so glad we could finally have our happy ending together, Tate.

Me too. I told you it was going to be worth it. And guess what? We even have a

few hours before Francine comes home.

I mean, we could even... Oh, no.

You gotta...