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Hey, did, uh, um, did anybody follow you
here?
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No, I don't think so.
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Okay, cool.
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God,
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I've been wanting that for so long.
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I've been counting down the days.
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Oh, speaking of.
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I got an extra special surprise for you.
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Okay. Yeah, come right here.
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Wow.
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Really went all out.
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Yeah.
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You do know that we have this at the
parlor, though, right?
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Yeah, I mean, that's true, but there's
some things at the parlor we can't do.
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So I thought we could just...
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Bring it here, and then, you know, we
can do that happy ending we've always
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talked about. Wouldn't that be hot?
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It would be really hot.
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Isn't this a little risky?
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I need your wife to watch me.
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My wife, she's a realtor.
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She's doing an open house tonight. I
mean, these things go until, like, 10 o
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'clock. I mean, she'd be gone all night.
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We have to play to ourselves.
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I mean, if you say so.
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All right,
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let me turn this off.
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You said she wasn't coming home.
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I didn't think she was either.
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Don't say a word and stay here.
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Okay. All right.
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Hey, honey.
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You're back early.
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Yeah, I forgot the open house sign, so I
had to come back and grab it.
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Oh. Um,
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what's with the weird -looking mattress
in the living room?
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And that strange doozy stuff?
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Oh, that?
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That's, um, my new muscle recovery
thing.
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You know, it's, uh, the gel that's a
super powerful stimulant. It really
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my bad back, you know?
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Really?
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Okay, but...
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What's with the mattress?
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Um, yeah, you just put on the gel and
you roll around in the mattress. It's,
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it's good for the tension, you know?
It's a new trend. I'm surprised you
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heard of it.
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Huh. Yeah, that makes sense.
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Well, anyways, I'm going to grab the
sign and head back.
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Do you want me to pick up some dinner on
the way home?
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Sure. What would you like?
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Oh, whatever you want. I trust you.
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You okay in there? Oh, yeah, I'm great,
you know, it's just water got a little
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cold, so, uh... I might have to get that
plumber to come back. I can tell he was
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slacking off when he was fixing that
water heater.
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No, no, no, honey, honey, um, listen,
um, you know, I mean, it's... I'm
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just, you know, getting in the zone here
for the muscle relaxation at this time,
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you know?
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I'm creating a cocoon of, uh, solitude.
I knew it sounds weird, but it's just
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part of the... routine. It's very dead.
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Very dead.
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Well, okay then.
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Anyways, I've got to get back to the
open house.
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I love you, honey. Wish me luck.
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Good luck.
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I mean, luck.
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Good luck, honey.
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Jesus Christ, that was close.
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You couldn't resist, could you?
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I mean it was pretty hot.
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Get on here.
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It's kind of like what we do at the
parlor, except it's gooey, you know?
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Are you trying to tell me how to do my
job?
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No, I would never do such a thing. Of
course.
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Is this it over here? Just now.
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We're both new to this.
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Of course.
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He even warmed it up.
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Okay.
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Oh shit.
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It's my wife.
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Well, what if I ignore it and then she
comes back here?
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Fine. Pick it up.
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Hey,
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wifey honey!
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Oh!
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Oh, no!
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It's terrible.
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Oh, honey.
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Um.
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I don't see it. Do you remember where
you left it exactly?
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No.
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No,
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no, no. No, honey. It's totally fine.
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Um.
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You're not going to believe it.
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Laura, I luckily, luckily I found it.
Just me. I found it.
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You ready for it?
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Um, yeah.
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Shoot. Okay, the code is 93445.
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You got it?
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Yep. Thanks, honey.
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You're a lifesaver.
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I hope your exercises are going well.
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Oh, yeah, they're going great. Thanks,
Laura.
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I mean, Francine. Who's Laura?
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Oh, Laura.
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You wouldn't believe this, but the gel
for the massage...
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It's called Laura.
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Laura Bomb.
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Yep, it's Laura Bomb.
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Yeah, it's amazing.
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It's really good.
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Oh,
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honey, you're not going to believe this,
though.
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Actually, the last one that we picked
up, that was the last one ever.
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They discontinued it.
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Really? Yeah, it's a tough economy out
there, honey.
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Anyways,
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my love, you get out there and you keep
selling those houses.
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You keep doing it, honey.
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Sell away.
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Okay, honey.
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I'll leave you to it.
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Love you. Love you, too.
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happy ending then.
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Let's go out with a bang.
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Let's do it.
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oh my god
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Thank you.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Oh,
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Jesus.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Oh, yes.
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That's so good.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, God.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Oh, my God.
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That is so fucking nice.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my
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God.
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Woo -woo.
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God. God.
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Oh shit. Oh shit.
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Oh shit.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh yes.
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Oh yes.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Oh my
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god.
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Yeah.
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I can do it to me, I can do it to me
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Oh yeah, yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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that's good.
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That's good, isn't it? Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, shit.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, yes.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, this is fucking deep.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, thank God.
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Give me those titties.
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Yes.
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Oh, thank
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you.
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Oh, thank God.
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Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Fuck.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Oh, yeah. It's getting... Oh, I'm so
fucking hard right now.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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I put so much chocolate in it.
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Right there. Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh. Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh
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-huh.
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Oh, my God, that's so good. Fuck, yes,
fuck, yes, fuck.
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Fuck.
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God.
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I'm so glad we could finally have our
happy ending together, Tate.
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Me too. I told you it was going to be
worth it. And guess what? We even have a
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few hours before Francine comes home.
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I mean, we could even... Oh, no.
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You gotta...
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