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Hey, did, uh, um, did anybody follow you
here?

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No, I don't think so.

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Okay, cool.

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God,

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I've been wanting that for so long.

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I've been counting down the days.

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Oh, speaking of.

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I got an extra special surprise for you.

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Okay. Yeah, come right here.

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Wow.

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Really went all out.

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Yeah.

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You do know that we have this at the
parlor, though, right?

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Yeah, I mean, that's true, but there's
some things at the parlor we can't do.

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So I thought we could just...

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Bring it here, and then, you know, we
can do that happy ending we've always

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talked about. Wouldn't that be hot?

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It would be really hot.

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Isn't this a little risky?

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I need your wife to watch me.

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My wife, she's a realtor.

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She's doing an open house tonight. I
mean, these things go until, like, 10 o

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'clock. I mean, she'd be gone all night.

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We have to play to ourselves.

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I mean, if you say so.

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All right,

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let me turn this off.

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You said she wasn't coming home.

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I didn't think she was either.

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Don't say a word and stay here.

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Okay. All right.

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Hey, honey.

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You're back early.

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Yeah, I forgot the open house sign, so I
had to come back and grab it.

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Oh. Um,

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what's with the weird -looking mattress
in the living room?

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And that strange doozy stuff?

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Oh, that?

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That's, um, my new muscle recovery
thing.

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You know, it's, uh, the gel that's a
super powerful stimulant. It really

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my bad back, you know?

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Really?

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Okay, but...

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What's with the mattress?

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Um, yeah, you just put on the gel and
you roll around in the mattress. It's,

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it's good for the tension, you know?
It's a new trend. I'm surprised you

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heard of it.

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Huh. Yeah, that makes sense.

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Well, anyways, I'm going to grab the
sign and head back.

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Do you want me to pick up some dinner on
the way home?

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Sure. What would you like?

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Oh, whatever you want. I trust you.

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You okay in there? Oh, yeah, I'm great,
you know, it's just water got a little

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cold, so, uh... I might have to get that
plumber to come back. I can tell he was

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slacking off when he was fixing that
water heater.

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No, no, no, honey, honey, um, listen,
um, you know, I mean, it's... I'm

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just, you know, getting in the zone here
for the muscle relaxation at this time,

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you know?

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I'm creating a cocoon of, uh, solitude.
I knew it sounds weird, but it's just

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part of the... routine. It's very dead.

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Very dead.

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Well, okay then.

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Anyways, I've got to get back to the
open house.

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I love you, honey. Wish me luck.

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Good luck.

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I mean, luck.

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Good luck, honey.

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Jesus Christ, that was close.

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You couldn't resist, could you?

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I mean it was pretty hot.

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Get on here.

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It's kind of like what we do at the
parlor, except it's gooey, you know?

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Are you trying to tell me how to do my
job?

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No, I would never do such a thing. Of
course.

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Is this it over here? Just now.

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We're both new to this.

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Of course.

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He even warmed it up.

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Okay.

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Oh shit.

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It's my wife.

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Well, what if I ignore it and then she
comes back here?

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Fine. Pick it up.

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Hey,

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wifey honey!

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Oh!

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Oh, no!

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It's terrible.

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Oh, honey.

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Um.

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I don't see it. Do you remember where
you left it exactly?

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No.

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No,

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no, no. No, honey. It's totally fine.

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Um.

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You're not going to believe it.

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Laura, I luckily, luckily I found it.
Just me. I found it.

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You ready for it?

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Um, yeah.

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Shoot. Okay, the code is 93445.

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You got it?

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Yep. Thanks, honey.

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You're a lifesaver.

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I hope your exercises are going well.

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Oh, yeah, they're going great. Thanks,
Laura.

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I mean, Francine. Who's Laura?

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Oh, Laura.

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You wouldn't believe this, but the gel
for the massage...

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It's called Laura.

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Laura Bomb.

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Yep, it's Laura Bomb.

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Yeah, it's amazing.

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It's really good.

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Oh,

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honey, you're not going to believe this,
though.

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Actually, the last one that we picked
up, that was the last one ever.

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They discontinued it.

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Really? Yeah, it's a tough economy out
there, honey.

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Anyways,

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my love, you get out there and you keep
selling those houses.

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You keep doing it, honey.

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Sell away.

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Okay, honey.

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I'll leave you to it.

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Love you. Love you, too.

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happy ending then.

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Let's go out with a bang.

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Let's do it.

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oh my god

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Thank you.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my

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God.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Oh,

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Jesus.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Oh, yes.

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That's so good.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, God.

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Yes. Yes.

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Yes. Oh, my God.

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That is so fucking nice.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh,

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my

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God.

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Woo -woo.

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God. God.

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Oh shit. Oh shit.

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Oh shit.

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh yes.

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Oh yes.

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Oh.

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god. Oh my god.

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Oh my

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god.

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Yeah.

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I can do it to me, I can do it to me

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Oh yeah, yeah.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh,

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that's good.

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That's good, isn't it? Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, shit.

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Mm -hmm.

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Oh, yes.

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Mm -hmm.

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Oh.

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Oh my God.

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Oh my God. Oh my God.

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Oh, fuck yes.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, this is fucking deep.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, thank God.

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Give me those titties.

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Yes.

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Oh, thank

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you.

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Oh, thank God.

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Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Fuck.

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Fuck. Fuck.

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Oh, yeah. It's getting... Oh, I'm so
fucking hard right now.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh,

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my God.

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Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

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I put so much chocolate in it.

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Right there. Uh -huh.

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Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

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Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

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Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

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Uh -huh.

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Uh -huh.

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Uh -huh.

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Uh

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-huh.

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Oh, my God, that's so good. Fuck, yes,
fuck, yes, fuck.

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Fuck.

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God.

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I'm so glad we could finally have our
happy ending together, Tate.

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Me too. I told you it was going to be
worth it. And guess what? We even have a

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few hours before Francine comes home.

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I mean, we could even... Oh, no.

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You gotta...